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  1. Over a year later, and the theater reopens, now under new management! For those who did not see my announcement in the news thread, Clappy has kindly agreed to let me continue this for the foreseeable future. I'm also allowing anyone to guest write if anyone is interested to help me out, as long as you contact me. 84. Odds Out Film: Knives Out Wealthy fanfiction novelist jjsthekid invites his family to his SBC mansion for his 85th birthday party. The next morning, jjs's housekeeper Cha finds him dead, with his throat slit. The police believe it was suicide, but an anonymous party pays private investigator SOF to investigate. SOF learns that jjs's relationships with his family were strained: he threatened to expose his son-in-law Dracula for cheating on his wife, jjs's daughter Katie; cut off his daughter-in-law Cake’s allowance for stealing from him; fired his son JCM in a cameo from his publishing company; and had an altercation with his grandson Kev. Unbeknownst to jjs, after the party, jjs's nurse SG apparently administered him an overdose of morphine by accident instead of his usual medication and could not find the antidote, leaving jjs minutes to live. Knowing that SG's mother is an undocumented member, jjs prevented her from calling for help and instead gave her instructions to create a false alibi to save her family from scrutiny. Jjs then slit his own throat. Jjs’s elderly mother saw SG carrying out jjs's instructions but mistook her for Kev. SG cannot lie without vomiting, so she gives true but incomplete answers when SOF questions her. After agreeing to assist in SOF's investigation, SG conceals evidence of her actions as they search the property. Jjs's will is read: to everyone's astonishment, he left everything to SG. Kev helps her escape the family's wrath. Kev coerces SG into confessing to him and offers his help in exchange for a share of the inheritance. The other family members try to persuade SG to renounce the inheritance; Kev threatens to expose her mother's immigration status. SG receives an anonymous blackmail note with a partial photocopy of jjs’ toxicology report. She and Kev drive to the medical examiner's office, but the building has been destroyed by arson. SG receives an anonymous email proposing a rendezvous with the blackmailer. SOF and the police spot SG and Kev, and after a brief car chase, Kev is arrested; SOF explains that jjs's mother saw Kev climbing down from jjs's room the night he died. SG goes to the rendezvous and discovers Cha drugged. SG hesitates, realizing that Cha can link her to the crime, but performs CPR on Cha and calls 911. SG confesses to SOF, but Kev has already informed on her. At the house, SG finds a copy of the full toxicology report hidden in Cha's meme stash. SOF reads it and interrupts SG before she can confess to the family that her error caused jjs's death. SOF reveals his deductions: Kev had learned that jjs was leaving everything to SG; he swapped the contents of jjs's medication vials and stole the antidote so SG would kill jjs with a morphine overdose, making her ineligible to claim the inheritance by the slayer rule. However, SG actually administered the correct medication, recognizing it by its viscosity without reading the label, and therefore is innocent of jjs's death. After the death was reported a suicide, Kev anonymously hired SOF to expose SG as a murderer. Cha later saw Kev hiding evidence and sent him the blackmail note. Realizing that SG had unknowingly given jjs the correct medication but believed herself guilty, Kev forwarded the note to SG. He burned down the medical examiner's office to destroy evidence of SG's innocence. Finally, he overdosed Cha with morphine and emailed her location to SG, planning to frame SG for Cha's murder. SG tricks Kev into confessing by lying that Cha has survived and will implicate him; after he confesses and vows revenge, she vomits on him, revealing that Cha has in fact died. Enraged, he attacks her with what turns out to be a retractable stage knife. Having recorded Kev's confession, the police arrest him. SOF reveals to SG that he realized early on that she played a part in jjs's death, noting a small spot of blood on one of her shoes. Katie finds a note from jjs revealing her husband's adultery. As Kev is taken into custody, SG watches the family from the balcony of what is now her mansion.
  2. What's this? Jjs is posting here again? I am pleased to make a surprise announcement. Clappy has given me the rights to continue SBCinema! That's right, the theater is reopening! I'll be reviving it this week with a parody of Knives Out. I'll continue Season 5, along with announcing the renewal of a Season 6, which may or may not be its final season depending how this goes. If anyone is interested in guest writing for the rest of Season 5, let me know and I'll reserve your spots. I know I've said before I was done with literatures (lmao I know) but given its past influence I felt SBCinema deserved to live again (plus it's easier to write anyway). As for Pirate Legends, if you've been wondering what's in store for that on the ocean horizon, well wonder no longer: Season 2 will come this October!
  3. Reminder: You have until August 4th to submit your event idea!
  4. Tonight's game: https://sketchful.io/room/5a5Dh
  5. Yes, for the first time ever in SBC event history...WE HAVE A TIE! The Krusty Krew and Chum Buddies tied 9-9, concluding the Super Spongy Square Games 2020. I was going to do a tiebreaker but in the end I decided to just leave this surprising record as is. Enjoy the kindness while it lasts, because there probably won't be another tie like this anytime soon. Because of how smaller this event was (and Fred/Dman accounted for 90% of the Buddies and Krew wins respectively ), I'm going to do the stats differently this time and focus on how many medals each user accumulated from their event rankings. Gold Medals: dman (Krusty Krew) - 9 Fred (Chum Buddies) - 8 Darkness (Chum Buddies) - 1 Trophy (Solo) - 1 Steel (Solo) - 1 OWM (Solo) - 1 SOF (Solo) - 1 4Ever (Solo) - 1 Silver Medals: Hayden (Solo*) - 6 Dman (Krusty Krew) - 5 Jjs - 3 Fred (Chum Buddies) - 2 Mythix (Chum Buddies) - 1 JCM (Solo) - 1 SpongeKid (Solo) - 1 Bronze Medals: Mythix (Chum Buddies) - 5 Hayden (Solo*) - 4 dman (Krusty Krew) - 3 Jjs - 3 Steel (Solo) - 1 Sbl (Krusty Krew) - 1 Ding (Solo) - 1 Total Medals: dman: 17 Fred: 10 Hayden: 10 Jjs: 6 Mythix: 6 Steel: 2 JCM: 1 Darkness: 1 Trophy: 1 Ding: 1 4Ever: 1 SpongeKid: 1 Sbl: 1 (* means this user changed teams after the event) (And yes, your iFish medals and doubloon prizes will all be rewarded soon. Sorry for the delay in those, but the new doubloons system is installed and being worked on by Patty and I, we didn't want to rush it!) Thanks to all who played in this event. See you this fall for the next Major League Event, Octerror Fest 2020! (where hopefully we'll get to do an actual team trade for once...or not) And assuming the Earth isn't vaporized by then, the Super Spongy Square Games will presumably return in summer 2024!
  6. Results: 1st - Gold: Dman (Krusty Krew) 2nd - Silver: Hayden (Solo) 3rd - Bronze: Steel (Solo)
  7. Results: 1st - Gold: 4EverGreen (Solo) 2nd - Silver: SpongeKid (Solo) 3rd - Bronze: Mythix (Chum Buddies)
  8. The film will be released exclusively in Canadian theaters on August 14th, 2020. Source.
  9. The third weekly surprise, and final game, for the games is tonight at 7pm EDT. The game will be Jeopardy, making a one-time return hosted on Discord. Whoever wins will receive 1,000 doubloons (will be delivered when they return), a gold medal for iFish, 20 exp points and a point for your team. Whoever comes in 2nd and 3rd will get silver and bronze medals, though they will not count for points.
  10. You jumped 8 hurdles! Try again in 11 hours, which will be your final turn!
  11. Results: 1st - Gold: dman (Krusty Krew) 2nd - Silver: Hayden (Solo) 3rd - Bronze: Mythix (Chum Buddies)
  12. Kamp Koral will now debut next year on CBS All Access: https://deadline.com/2020/07/spongebob-squarepants-spinoff-kamp-koral-shifts-to-cbs-all-access-as-nickelodeon-library-shows-arrive-1202998734/
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