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Finished listening to all of the Bonnie Raitt music I brought; all five CD's were really solid, good musical albums that MORE people should listen to! Right now, I'm working on a Tom Jones greatest hits CD's, which specifically has all of the hit songs on that albums be COVERS of Original songs (except for "Thunderball", but he STILL didn't write that one) and it's pretty good so far. I also bought a bunch of new (old) albums for a pretty great price; six albums for just a $1 a piece (fingers metaphorically crossed that they all SOUND good!) The Who's Greatest Hits Album "Who's Better, Who's Best"; The Police's "Regatta De Blanc" and "Zenyatta Mondatta"; Van Halen's 1991 album that I can't say and/or write because it anagrams into something NASTY that I won't HAVE people taking out of context; 10,000 Maniacs' "Our Time In Eden"; and a special album that I'm planning on saving as a Christmas Stocking surprise for my mom, because it's one of HER personal favorites; BEST personal earliest Christmas purchase EVER! Enough said, true believers!

Here are songs that I would play at a party! / Santana: "Oye Como Va; Smooth" with Rob Thomas; and "The Game Of Love" with Tina Turner (and yes, I know Michelle Branch's version is more better known, but Tina recorded HER version first even if it WAS released later). / Duran Duran: "Rio; Hungry Like The Wolf;" and "Save A Prayer" for the Slow Dance. / Van Halen: "Jump; You Really Got Me;" and "Dreams". / I hope you enjoy listening to it as much as I did coming up with it!

Another week, another...NICKEL!!!! In movie theaters, I got to see the live-action/C.G.I. animated movie "IF" with my girlfriend. Awesome, AWESOME "IF"! C.G.I. has come such a LONG way since the early days of "Tron", "IF" is now THE gold standard for the "Roger Rabbit Effect". Kudos to the voice actors, regular actors, and C.G.I. Effects Artists who all made it possible! And a special thank you to the late Louis Gossett Jr.; thanks for providing one last great movie role for us. Enough said, true believers!

"Stuck In The Wringer" is probably one of those episodes that no matter how many episodes of "Spongebob Squarepants" they make, it will probably ALWAYS be in the bottom two! I ALMOST put "Squid Baby" on my list, but I decided to switch it out for "Welcome To Binary Bottom", mostly because I felt that episode had more WASTED and pointless potential that couldn't be utilized. And I say that, because "Breadwinners" of ALL shows managed to do a similar concept to "Squid Baby", and actually PROVED that such a concept could be pulled off TASTEFULLY WITHOUT the two main protagonists acting like idiots! And SERIOUSLY; nobody ELSE put "Kooky Cooks" on their LIST?!!! Well, at least I got the highest (or lowest) ranked #1 episode that was only on one list. Maybe if we get some more new faces around here (and I'm not TOTALLY busy being famous like I hope to become by that time) maybe we can do this again in about three years. Enough said, true believers!

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I took "party" in this context to mean a good old house party. In that case, why not dig into some slightly lower-key classics?

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Those of you who were regulars of SpongeCraft Frontiers in its first run last year will probably have fond memories of Littleroot Village, the NPC village that we took over and turned into the de facto capital of the server. Losing that town was the worst result of the deletion of the old map, and even with the reboot of SCF, we've been without a suitable replacement for it since... UNTIL NOW! Upon scanning the map around the spawn point, the SCF op team has decided on a new village for us pioneers to occupy. With that said, let's take the 3-minute minecart ride on the new rail connection from Truffleville pier... ...and have a fresh look at... TWINLEAF TOWN After a few hours of preparatory work, including building the customary protective village fence, placing torches, restructuring pathways, and other smaller decorative changes, the newly-named Twinleaf Town is now the first officially-incorporated municipality of new SCF. Situated on the boundary between a taiga biome and a beach, this picturesque little town faces directly onto a lake, and is in close proximity to multiple mineshafts. This weekend's event is set to take us into this very zone for a build competition, and personally, I plan on setting up a new homestead close by beforehand. Come check out the new town when you get the chance!

Hello, I'm new here. I'm sorry if this isn't the right place to post this. Just thought I'd pop in and make my first post. How are ya'll doing?

I almost put Arthur Russell here instead of Green Day, but I figured it would be a bit confusing if I did since some of his biggest bops were released under different artist names. Also, no, I do not condone the complete shitshow that was the Astroworld festival, but Travis Scott was the only recent artist I could think of that I’d actually play at a party lol

I've never played music for a party but I would definitely change what I would play for relatives, close family and random strangers so thats what inspired my choices

It's the Memorial Day weekend, which means it's time for another new SBC Block Party theme. Jokes aside about honoring those who fall asleep in long lines during this occasion, I have thought of a fitting choice for the theme for the edge of summer: PARTY HARD Now of course, what would a Block Party be without the party? During this time, prom season would be in the air, but even though we're all adults here, we're still the life of the party. Whether it's about getting high or wasted, tearing up the hotel room, making good ol' Andrew W.K. proud, or y'know, just having fun, you can do as you please with this theme. The rules as usual: -This is an "anything goes" type of theme, but the one question for this theme to keep in mind is "What would you play at a party?" -Per usual, you must pick three artists and three songs for each of them. -No joke or troll entries. The deadline for submitting a playlist is June 2nd, so if you want people to think you're interesting at parties (minus the "100 Bad Days" thing), I'd advise having your playlist on the ready. Submissions:

This will probably be the last time I’ll post my movie going updates on this thread, as I’ll be shifting most of that stuff towards my recently launched just for fun movie review instagram page. Here’s a link to it if anybody wants keep up with their old man https://www.instagram.com/straycatreviews?igsh=MXU1YXA2Zjd4Zjh3cA%3D%3D&utm_source=qr I Saw The TV Glow: My ticket taker friend-sorta told me flat out that people straight up walked out of this one and said it was bad. So that piqued my interest more going in, and I can get why that was the case. I’ve no doubt some people walked out due to “political reasons”, but story-wise, this movie is quite the acquired taste. It’s pretty much if one of those really meta episodes of Supernatural were made into an A24 movie. And while aesthetically pleasing and atmospheric asf, it’s just not scary for something that’s billed as a “horror-drama”. The drama is there, sure, but the horror is what I was sold on and it was sorely lacking in it. I wouldn’t say it’s necessarily bad and it takes a whole lot to get me to walk out of a movie, but I can see why it might’ve gotten that reception from others. Furiosa: Good action flick for the big screen. Wouldnt say it’s better than Fury Road, but it’s still damn good in its own right. Garfield Movie: Wanted to love it like I did the Super Mario Movie because I grew up as quite the Garfield enthusiast, but it was missing certain components to the point that I only ended up sort of liking it.

Stuck in the Wringer is really bad and was on my list. The biggest reason why it's so bad is that stupid scene where the bikini bottomites somehow blame Spongebob and say he's a bad person for getting mad at Patrick for literally ruining his life. Like.....what? He's completely justified in doing that???? It's one of the most infuriating moments of the entire show. Even besides that though, this episode is just boring. I can't recall a single joke in this entire episode. Or almost anything interesting at all. It's just Spongebob struggling to do literally anything for 11 minutes, with no jokes whatsoever, giving the whole episode a depressing vibe alongside its boringness, culminating with one of the most infuriating moments of the show. Something interesting though: The line at the end of the episode wasn't really meant to be a random moral. Patrick said earlier that crying won't solve any problems, and Spongebob was referencing that by saying that it CAN in fact solve your problems since it got him out of the wringer. It says a lot about how boring this episode is that barely anyone even remembers that though. Squid Baby is my least favorite episode of the entire series, and its not even close. I really hate this episode. I'm so glad that Squid Baby has finally managed to get to #1 on a worst list; I feel like, while this episode was always hated, it used to not be one of THE most hated episodes, so I'm really glad it's finally gotten to that point recently. It even got 6 #1's!!! I'm so proud of you guys. First of all, this episode starts with Spongebob and Patrick literally playing with baby toys and acting like babies. Spongebob and Patrick are already a bit too immature in this era of the show (especially in episodes like Yours Mine and Mine), but this is ridiculous. This is by far the most immature they've ever been, and this whole sequence is very annoying. And yet....this is one of the best parts of the episode. That's how bad this episode is. This episode's main joke involves Squidward, who has such severe brain damage that he is functionally a baby, constantly having his head slammed on things despite the doctor specifically saying not to do that because his brain damage would become permanent if they do that. What the fuck??? Literally nothing about that is funny whatsoever. Spongebob and Patrick being so careless (with their friend btw) that they constantly let Squidward's head get slammed, despite knowing that this would cause him to keep his brain damage forever, is super fucked up. They only ever acknowledge this once btw, Patrick slams Squidward's head and Spongebob tells him not to do that, then both of them do it many times after and they don't comment on it at all. This is easily the worst running gag in the entire series and it isn't even close. Then Mr Krabs says that both Spongebob and Squidward (as a baby) need to work at the Krusty Krab. He doesn't care at all that Squidward has such severe brain damage that he's functionally a baby now. Squidward naturally does unfunny baby things and gets his head slammed multiple times (because permanent brain damage is sooooooo funny).......oh, and then he shits in his diaper. Because being a figurative shitshow wasn't enough for this episode, it needed to be a literal one too. And there are closeups of the diaper, because we truly all wanted to see that. Unsurprisingly, this ends up being one of the grossest moments of the entire show. And then somehow, after getting his head banged on something for like the 15th time (seriously, I'm not even exaggerating), suddenly he turns back to normal??? what??? Even though the doctor said this would make the damage permanent??? How does this even make sense???? Now, he did also have a bunch of ice cubes all over his head, which I assume is meant to be the reason he went back to normal, but that still doesn't make any sense! This episodes raises so many questions. First of all, why even do an episode where Squidward is a baby? Babies lead to terrible humor; all they do is cry really loudly and annoyingly, and shit themselves (which is disgusting). This type of humor is already bound to fail. Rock a Bye Bivalve notably didn't rely on baby humor, it instead makes jokes about Spongebob and Patrick's "relationship", and the only baby joke I can think of is the diaper meme, which was actually funny. This episode on the other hand entirely is based on baby humor (and humor about making Squidward's brain damage worse), and naturally, this leads to an annoying and gross episode! Secondly........why go this direction for Squidward becoming a baby? They could have like....I don't know, maybe have him be turned into a baby through magic, or some sort of stupid silly gag... or some sort of powder that turns everyone into babies (oh wait, surely they would never do that, especially not in a season 5 episode that was delayed for years for some reason)? Nah, instead they went with brain damage....a serious and extremely unfunny thing that actually happens to people. Literally just about any other way would have been way better. And then why go the direction of making jokes about the head damage being permanent??? Who would find that funny? And then why have the episode end with an egregious example of toilet humor, something the show has notably almost never done outside of this episode? And considering all of this, why would they even approve this episode in the first place? How is this concept one they decided was good enough to be turned into a real episode? ESPECIALLY when this is 9a.....the season where half the episode concepts got scrapped, because they could only make some of them before ending production for the second movie. And then why did they even go out of their way to give this episode much better animation than the rest of 9a???? Seriously, they unironically did a good job with the backgrounds (especially the weather gradually getting worse throughout the episode), and Spongebob depressingly looking out the window lowkey goes hard (also fits how I feel watching this episode ngl). Why do all of this for THIS episode??? Did they really think this was the best possible episode for season 9??? Yeah, this episode is easily the worst episode of this entire series. I'm so glad that this episode is finally #1 on this list, because no other episode is more deserving than this one.

So...our countdown is almost done so it’s time to reveal the absolute worst SpongeBob episodes! These two episodes have gotten the most criticism and disappointment not only here but fans elsewhere in the SpongeBob fandom, and many people consider them as the lowest of lowest points in the series. So, let’s dive into and see which episodes make SBC boo the loudest! are you ready? ... are you sure? ... ok, enough fooling around ... *gasps* 2. Well, I must say, it really completes your imbecile look. Way to go, buddy. Stuck in the Wringer - 270 points 15 of 21 lists (Highest ranking #1, @Steel Sponge) (0) Season: 7 Writers: Zeus Cervas, Sean Charmatz, Derek Iversen Plot: SpongeBob gets stuck in his wringer. So, Stuck in the Wringer keeps the #2 spot! I didn't put it very high (or low, however you interpret it) on my list but I completely understand why it would be bottom 5. Despite being the most picked episode it didn't win the #1 spot. Anyways, I feel like this episode could have been better because it's not a bad concept at all but since it's season 7, Patrick has to be brainless and Bikini Bottomites have to be rude for no reason. They write SpongeBob as the most miserable creature in Bikini Bottom being so unlucky to be injured in the Glove World rides and get hit in the eye by a baseball. SpongeBob then has enough of this and snaps at Patrick rightfully for ruining his life (he "helped" him to get off the wringer with the forever glue...what) but the crowd thinks SpongeBob is in the wrong...how is his heart the problem and not his buddy? Honestly, the quote "I guess crying does solve problems after all" is not the best, but it shouldn't be taken so seriously. The "here we go again" gag right after, (SpongeBob and Patrick being stuck again) is worse. Here we are, let's reveal our chosen one! AND THE WORST EPISODE SPONGEBOB IS... 1. My face! My face! Also my leg...but mostly my face!!! Squid Baby - 325 points 14 of 21 lists (Highest ranking #1, @WinterArcanine @Bob Carotte @El Jacko @BenPaz @magic the veemon @Coffee_lover) (+2) Season: 9 Writers: Casey Alexander, Zeus Cervas, Doug Lawrence Plot: A head injury causes Squidward to think and act like he's a baby, and SpongeBob and Patrick must look after him. Many people guessed it, Squid Baby switched places with SBYF and it's now our new #1!!! The point gap with #2 is bigger than #13 and #14, which is 55 (!!!) points, thanks to SIX people who put it as #1!!! I agree it's the worst of the worst because of so so many reasons. This is another episode Nick mandated just because they wanted to see Squidward as a baby, I'm not even kidding. Now let's focus on the main flaws from the episode itself...first, why are SpongeBob and Patrick acting like toddlers, just because they found SpongeBob's old baby toys??? Second, who thought it was a good idea of hitting Squidward's head in the worst way possible and becoming a man with a 1-year old mind, with a swollen head that is hard to look at? Third, the scenes where SpongeBob and Patrick take cake of him are extremely boring and it's nothing but Squidward crying. Fourth, to SpongeBob, why do you even bring him to the Krusty Krab and bug the customers? Fifth, why do you change his diaper in front of the customers??? Sixth, did we really need to see his diaper full of ??? Seventh, is hurting Squidward more that necessary to watch? and eighth, after all these injuries Squidward is back to normal??? It just solves abruptly because they didn't even know how to end this fucking mess. This episode is a giant 0/10 in my eyes and I wouldn't recommend you to rewatch it, unless you like to suffer mentally and physically. /end of rant aaaaaaand we're done!!! A big thanks to everyone who submitted and followed the list! I enjoyed reading your discussions on Discord and on this thread. This might be the last time SBC hosts a bottom list countdown as interest is lower than in past years as it's already been explained but the greatest thing is that it celebrates the show's 25th anniversary! I would like to thank @Jjs Goodman for giving me the chance to host such a special list! Below I will post everyone's lists, the full list (including dishonorable mentions) and the rest of episodes nominated that didn't make it (will post them on Discord as well) THE 21 LISTS: BOTTOM 30 + DISHONORABLE MENTIONS #38 - 71: #72 - 105 Well, back to being a rare forum poster!