Retired Employees

Current badge for Starfish 11, created by Patty Sponge.

Retired Employees is a group created in June 2013, made up of former staff members who have highly helped the site. Users in the group have an auburn brown color. The group was replaced by Royal Family in September 2013, but brought back on November 13, 2013 with the Royal Family user group being abolished. While Retired Employees have no moderation or administration powers on the forums, they do have two special advantages: they have unlimited image space in signatures, and as of June 2015, they also have Staff Lounge access, where they can participate in discussions.

Incumbents

• Dragiiin123 (June 9, 2013)
• CF3689 (June 9, 2013)
• Spongebobs1fan (June 9, 2013)
• ExKizuna (June 9, 2013)
• 70s (June 9, 2013)
• CDCB (June 9, 2013)
• Jelly (June 9, 2013)
• SpongeSebastian (June 9, 2013)
• terminoob (June 9, 2013)
• Old Man Jenkins (June 9, 2013)
• Clappy (November 2, 2013)
• tvguy347 (December 31, 2013)
• Wumbo (August 22, 2014)
• Aquatic Nuggets (September 20, 2015)
• ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 (February 12, 2016)
• crushingmayhem (April 9, 2018)
• Kylie (January 8, 2019)
• teenj12 (June 25, 2019)
• Cha (July 10, 2021)
• Mothra (September 16, 2022)
• Fred Rechid (November 11, 2022)
• Patty Sponge (February 3, 2023)

Former Staff Not in Retired Employees

While rare, not every former staff member becomes a Retired Employee. This can either be due to lack of activity, the position they were in (former Representative Board members as an example), being banned, or their account is deleted.

1. SG - Loyal Customers
2. thesuitelife44 - Customers
3. Devient - Deleted
4. Rubber Ducky - Deleted
5. TarterSauce25 - Deleted
6. Steel Sponge - Loyal Customers
7. Spongygirl92 - Deleted
8. SpongeBabe - Customers
9. Metal Snake - Banned
10. Cream - Banned
11. Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick - Deleted
12. Face - Deleted
13. ssj4gogita4 - Deleted

Gallery

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  The badge for Pirate Lords (Retired Employees) during Freebooter Februarry 2020.

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  The badge for Retired Employees (Hollywood Legends) during Flicks February.

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  The badge for Retired Employees (Coffin Jockeys) during Rodessance.

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  The badge for Retired Employees (Reindeer) during Snowcember Ball 2016 and 2017.

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  The badge for Retired Employees (Reindeer) during Snowcember Ball 2018 and 2019.

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  The badge for Retired Employees (Haunted Mattresses) during Octerror Fests 2015-2019.

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  The badge for Retired Employees (Haunted Mattresses) during Octerror Fests 2020 and 2021.

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  The group's badge used from December 2014 to September 25, 2015, created by Patty Sponge.

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  Badge exclusive to IPB 1.3.

Trivia

• They do not have access to the #staff chat on Discord.
• Despite being a previous Fry Cook, Mothra was (for reasons that elude staff) not officially made a Retired Employee until 2022.
• During Snowcember Ball 2014, their color was silver.
• During Octerror Fest, they are called "Haunted Mattresses."
• During Snowcember Ball, they are called "Reindeer."
• During Freebooter Februarry 2016, they were called "Boatswains."
• During Fred Rechid's "Bender Reign", they were called "Bureaucrats."
• During crushingmayhem's Overlord reign, they were called "Nobles."
• During More's Overlord reign, they were called "Upper Class."
• During July of Justice, they were called "Mafia."
• During Rodessance, they were called "Coffin Jockeys."
• During Flicks February, they were called "Hollywood Legends."
• During Freebooter Februarry 2020, they were called "Pirate Lords."
• During Kamp SBC, they were called "Sea Bears."
• During Febracadabra!, they were called "Sorcerers."

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