Patty Rose Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Clappy: Gee Cha, What do ya wanna do tonight? Cha: The same thing we do every night Clappy. Try to take over SBC! They're Clappy and the Cha. Yes, Clappy and the Cha. One is a fool, The other's handsome. Coming Soon... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aya♥ Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 10/10 would read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 They're Clappy They're Clappy and the cha cha cha cha cha cha cha! NARF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 In our first episode, we trap you all in a pickle jar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macseed Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 EEEOOOUUUU FORGOT TEH PICULZZZZ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 so does it means Cha is a genius & Clappy is an insane? seems right to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty Rose Posted May 11, 2013 Author Share Posted May 11, 2013 jsthekid: 12am, everyone! Head upstairs and find your apartment! Make sure your roommate is there! Anyone caught sneaking out will be banned! (Scene shows CNF1 and SOF, Cha and Jelly, Clappy and Dylan, Michaelmn and Trophy, OMJ and JCM, Dr. Sex and Elastic Dog, SG12 and Sauce Mama, terminoob and CDBD, Patrick and Mr. Faboo, ssj and Wumbo, PatBack and Idiot Box, Squid Girl and CartoonCF head to their apartments. jjs walks up to Halibut). jjsthekid: Where’s your roommate, Patty Sponge? Halibut: He fell asleep 5 hours ago. jjsthekid: Oh yeah, timezones... Well you better get going! Halibut: Yes manager jjs.. (Halibut walks like the others to their apartments. More people walking include crushing and Steel Sponge, ExKizuna and Metal Snake, jjs and hilaryfan80) (Scene switches to 2am in Cha and Jelly’s apartment. Cha opens one eye and shows a evil smile on her face). Cha: It’s time... (Cha gets up and sneaks out of her apartment). (Scene switches to Clappy and Dylan’s apartment. Like Cha, Clappy opens one eye but shows more of a handsome smile then a evil one). (Clappy gets up but accidently steps on a potato chip. Dylan is woken up). Dylan: WHAT, WHO’S THERE?!...Oh, it’s you again Clappy. Isn’t it a bit late to be getting up. Clappy: I was...eh......going to admire my handsome features in the mirror. Dylan: AT 2AM IN THE MORNING?! What’s next, you're gonna eat a Krabby Patty at 3am, and then happen to make chocolate pudding at 4am? Clappy: It would be 7am for Patty Sponge....Good thing he doesn't wake up till 10am... Dylan: What was that, Clappy? Clappy: Nothing. Dylan: Well make it quick. You may be a manager, but you still have to be asleep when everyone else is. (Clappy walks out of his apartment). (Clappy and Cha meet in the hallway). Clappy: You got the tools? Cha: Yep. (Shows Clappy a box full of tools). Clappy: Good. Let’s go to Patty Sponge’s... (Scene shows Clappy and Cha locking up the door to Patty Sponge and Hailbut’s apartment). Clappy; Good thing as I’m a manger, I get the keys to every door in this place. Cha: We better get going before someone else spots us. (Clappy and Cha walk away from Patty Sponge’s door and heads downstairs). Patty Sponge: 7am? Suppose I should get up. (Patty Sponge reaches for the door handle, but can’t open it as it’s locked). Patty Sponge: What the.... locked?.... oh well, maybe someone will know I need to get up and let me out of here. I’ll be out of here in no time! *25 Minutes Later* (Patty Sponge is seen frozen into a giant ice cube). (Scene is rewind 25 mintues ago, to where Clappy and Cha is). Clappy: So, what we doing tonight? Cha: Same as we do every night Clappy. We take over SBC! They’re Clappy and the Cha. Yes, Clappy and the Cha. One is a fool, The other’s handsome. Clappy: What was that? Cha: I dunno. Apparently it plays when I say “We take over SBC!”. They’re Clappy and the Cha. Yes, Clappy and the- Cha: WE GET IT! Clappy: So anyway. Mind if I ask, what our evil plan is today? Cha:....evil plan? Clappy: Wait...what? Cha: What you mean by “evil plan”? Clappy: Well, we need an evil plan to take over SBC. I thought you planned one. Cha: I thought we were just gonna play at the arcade while eating pickle sandwiches. Clappy: *facepalms* Cha: Alright genius, you got any better ideas then? Clappy:... Cha: That’s what I thought.. Clappy: Alright, fine. *30 minutes later* Cha: Well that was fun. Clappy: Why did you put cheese on my pickle sandwich? Cha: I thought you liked cheese on your pickle sandwich. Clappy: That’s Patty Sponge! Speaking on him, we better hurry. I forgot Patty Sponge can somehow get through locked doors and un-freeze himself. Cha: How? Clappy: I don’t know. This writer won’t explain why. Cha: But there are many things wrong with that. Clappy: How? Cha: I thought I heard Patty Sponge be shocked about his door being locked. Clappy: Yeah...he sort of forgot that he can somehow open locked doors and un-freeze himself. Cha: And didn’t you say he would wake up at 10am? Clappy: Cha: Alright, but anyway. We gotta get out of here. (Just then, Patty Sponge is seen behind a plant, writing on a piece of paper). Patty Sponge: Oh boy, this will make an interesting SBC spin-off. (Clappy and Cha looked behind them). Clappy: Patty Sponge?! What are you doing here? Patty Sponge: Oh hey Clappy. I’m just writing an spin-off. Cha: Were you watching us?! Patty Sponge: More than that. I’ve written down everything on this script. *Holds up script* Clappy: *Snatches script of Patty Sponge* Gimme that! *Reads the script* Cha: This does have everything on. Clappy: Oh *dolphin noice*, if Patty Sponge publishes this script in the spinoff area, were banned for sure! Cha: Better get out the wumbo belt. (Cha reaches into her pocket and pulls out a belt with a giant W on). Clappy: HEY PATTY SPONGE! Patty Sponge: What? Clappy: How would you like to have the smallest pickle sandwich? Patty Sponge: Will it have cheese on it? Clappy:....eh.....yes..... Patty Sponge: Clappy: *Hands Patty Sponge the pickle sandwich* Patty Sponge: This isn’t the smallest pickle sandwich. This doesn't even have cheese on it. Cha: Smile! *Wumbo belt fires at Patty Sponge, which shrinks him* Patty Sponge: Well what you know, it is the smallest pickle sandwich. And it now has cheese on it. Clappy: Put him in the jar, Cha. Patty Sponge: Jar? What jar? Cha *Picks up Patty Sponge* Cha: Knock him out with that tiny shovel in your nose. Clappy: *Takes a tiny shovel out of his and hit’s patty sponge on the forehead* Patty Sponge:.... Clappy/Cha: > Cha: *Places Patty Sponge in the jar* Clappy: Now, we need to get rid of that script before someone sees... (Then suddenly, at of nowhere, a wild Trophy appears and takes a look at the script). Trophy: eh.....Is all this true? Cha: NO! not at all. Trophy: I don’t know.....I’ll think I’ll show this to jjs.... Cha: NOOOO! *Wumbos Trophy* Trophy:...HEY A PICKLE! Clappy: *Grabs Trophy and places him in jar* Cha: Alright...THIS TIME! This time, let’s make sure no one catches us... (ssj comes out of nowhere) ssj: Hey Clappy, you know where the milk is? Clappy: Oh *seal noice*, he’s on to us! Cha: *Wumbos ssj* ssj:....Well, what you know. The milk’s in my pocket. Clappy: *Grabs ssj and places him in jar* (Scene switches to ssj falling in the jar) Patty Sponge: ah, ssj. Came to join our little tea party, I see? Trophy: You got anymore pickle sandwiches, Patty Sponge? Patty Sponge: Sorry Trophy, I ate the last one. Trophy: Patty Sponge: We still have some pickle cakes left though. Trophy: Patty Sponge: *Turns head to ssj* You want a pickle cake, ssj? ssj: Ok. (Patty Sponge passes a pickle cake to ssj) ssj: Hmm....not bad. You made these? Patty Sponge: Yeah, I found this “Cooking for wumbo shrunken people” book in my pocket. ssj: May I read it? Patty Sponge: Sure! *Passes book to ssj* Trophy: So...eh....How are we going to get out of here? ssj: Beats me. *carries on eating pickle cake* Patty Sponge: Yeah, me too. Trophy: Alright. (ssj eats last crumb of pickle cake, and notices something fall out of his pocket) ssj: Oh there’s my pocket laptop. *Picks it up* A bit too tiny now. Patty Sponge: hmmm....Mind If I borrow it? ssj: Knock yourself out. My account is still set on SBM, so don’t be going ban ban ban everywhere. Patty Sponge: What was that ssj? Sorry, I was busy banning people on SBM using your account. ssj: > Patty Sponge: Oh look, you got a PM from abney. ssj: Let me see. *Snatches laptop of Patty Sponge and Reads PM* *5 second later, stares at Patty Sponge like he’s about to kill him* Patty Sponge: eh.....*Takes laptop from ssj* I think I’ll just get down to buisness. (Patty Sponge types for 25 seconds) Trophy: So what are you doing, Patty? Patty Sponge: a copy of the script I’ve been writing about Clappy and Cha, seems to have shrunken with me. I’ve just copied what I’ve wrote onto a new post. ssj: hmmm.... Patty Sponge *Press button* and...done! Trophy: May I see it? Patty Sponge: Sure! *Passes laptop to Trophy* Trophy: *Reads lit* This dosen’t make any sense! Patty Sponge: Hey, come on now, this is my first lit, be gentle on it. Trophy: Meh, alright. *Passes laptop back to Patty Sponge* *4 hours later* Trophy: Alright, Are we ever gonna get out of this jar? Patty Sponge: Dunno. Probably for eternity. ssj: k. Patty Sponge: I’m gonna put a stop to this script. Trophy: Script? What do you mean scrip... (Patty Sponge presses stop on laptop. This freezes ssj and Trophy). Patty Sponge: Well, looks I’ll end here. Thanks for reading, guy reading this. Stay tune for another episode. Will we ever get out of this jar? Will Clappy and Cha be caught? Will there be anymore pickle sandwiches? Find out in episode 2 of “The Clappy and the Cha”. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 I'll be laughing when they wumbo Wumbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 It's like my status update became a handsome reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty Rose Posted May 11, 2013 Author Share Posted May 11, 2013 jjs: Attention customers. Please head to Krusty Towers Check-In now. We have important news to announce. (Scene switches to inside of CNF1 and SOF’s apartment) CNF1: *wakes up* what?! What time is it? SOF: It’s 8am, and jjs had announced some important news. CNF1: Wonder what it will be. (SOF and CNF1 head downstairs with the others) jjs: Attention customers. We have asked you down here today to tell some bad news. SG12: What’s the bad news? jjs: three of our members, Patty Sponge, Trophy and ssj were found missing earlier this morning. Everyone: *gasp* Clappy: *Looks nervous* Cha: *Slaps Clappy* Shh.... jjs: The only clues we could find was this tiny pickle. (hilaryfan80 comes on) hilaryfan80: We believe that the victims have been wumboed and kidnapped. Because of this, If you see anyone around here with a wumbo belt, please let us know. One or two customers in here may be a traitor to SBC! Everyone: *gasps* (The meeting ends. Everyone heads into The Industrial Park) CNF1: Who could it be? SG12: I don’t know who it could be. OMJ: She’s right. I dunno who it could be. JCM: Maybe you? (OMJ stares at JCM angrily) JCM: Ok, it’s not you... OMJ: Good... SOF: But we still need to find out who the culprit could be. (Scene switches to Clappy and Cha walking) Clappy: Just act natural. Cha: ok. *Heads to CNF1, SG12, OMJ, JCM and SOF* Hey guys. SOF: Oh, hey Cha. OMJ: Do you know who the culprit might be? Cha: I’m still wondering. Clappy: Yeah, it definaly wouldn’t be u... Cha: *Punches Clappy* Silence you fool! Uh...what Clappy was saying was “Yeah, it definitely wouldn’t be you, OMJ”. OMJ: *Stares at Cha curiously* Cha: *Attempts to smile while sweating nervously*. OMJ: Alright. CNF1: I say, we should start a detective team. SOF: I will be team leader! CNF1: *Stares at SOF* SOF: uh....I’ll be vice team leader... CNF1: Good... SG12: We need a good name though. OMJ: hmmmm.... JCM: How about “JCM’s detective team”? SG12: Meh. Close enough. CNF1: So, who’s in? SOF: I am. SG12: Me too. OMJ: Me three. JCM: Me four. CNF1: What about you, Cha? Cha: I.....think I’ll pass. CNF1: Ok. We’ll tell you if we catch any clues. Clappy: Alright. (JCM’s detective team walks into the next room, leaving just Cha and Clappy) Cha: We better head to our apartments. Clappy: Alright. (Scene switches to Cha in her apartment, Jelly is sitting on her bed) Jelly: So Cha, who do you think is responsible for the kidnapping? Cha: Beats me. Jelly: Oh really?.. Cha: Really. Jelly: Interesting... Cha: What you mean int.... What are you saying? Jelly: Oh nothing. Cha: You know something, don’t you? Jelly: Of course, not. Cha: You look curious. Jelly: Oh, maybe I do know... Cha the wumboer... Cha: WHAT?! What are you talking about?! Jelly: I was searching through your closet. Cha: You were looking through my CLOSET?! Didn’t you read the note?! Jelly: What note? *Points at Cha’s closet, and notices the note has vanished*. Cha: What happened to that note?! Jelly: Anyway, while I was doing so, I found something really interesting in your closet. Cha: What do you mean? Jelly: Is this.... *Pulls out wumbo belt from pocket* YOURS? Cha: Eh...Of cause, not. I’ve never seen the wumbo belt in my life. Someone must have put it in there. Jelly: The closet was locked when I checked. Cha: YOU KNOW WHERE I HID THE KEYS?! Jelly: Oh, I know a lot more than that... Cha: Don’t you dare!.... Jelly: Oh, I will. Cha: Don’t.... Jelly: I think jjs will be interested in hearing this story... Cha: You better not. Jelly: Infact, I think I’ll PM him right now. Cha: I’m warning you.... Jelly: There’s the PM system. I think I’ll walk over to it. Cha: Noo.... Jelly: I’m walking to the PM system. Cha: .... Jelly: I’m heading near to PM system. Cha: PLEASE! PLEASE DON’T! Jelly: And now, the moment we’ve been waiting for... Hello jjs. You’ll never believe this exciting stor... *Cha quickly grabs wumbo belt and wumbos Jelly* Jelly: Huh? What happened? WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?! Cha: I’m sorry Jelly, I know your my roommate, but you forced me to do so. Jelly: Well, you better un-wumbo me, or else I’ll.... Cha: *Grabs Jelly and places her in the same jar Patty Sponge, Trophy and ssj are in*. Cha: Phew. I better sound innocent about this. (Cha walks out of apartment, and pretends something) Cha: NOOOOOOOOO! (JCM’s detective team rushes upstairs to Cha) CNF1: What’s happened? Cha: Jelly’s missing! SOF: *gasp* SG12: What happened to her? Cha: I don’t know, I was just going in my apartment, and I noticed Jelly wasn't there. I looked around but still couldn’t find her. Did you see her outside? OMJ: We haven’t really seen Jelly all day. Cha: THIS IS TERRIBLE! JCM: Don’t worry. We’ll try and find the person responsible and bring her back unharmed. Cha: ok. CNF1: Come on, let’s go. (JCM’s detective team walks off) Cha: hehehehe....suckers.... (7 hours later) jjs: Attention customers. Jelly has just been kidnapped!, I repeat. Jelly has been just been kidnapped! Because of this, everyone please head to your apartments this instant. JCM’s detective team will (Cha heads to apartment, but Clappy stops her) Clappy: I see we’ve got Jelly now. Cha: Yep. Clappy: Alright. Say, mind if I borrow the wumbo belt and the jar. I need to take care of some business. Cha: All yours. *Passes Wumbo belt and jar to Clappy* Clappy: Thanks. (25 minutes later) Clappy: Done. Cha: So what you do? Clappy: See that little sparkle at the bottom of the jar? Cha: Yeah. Clappy: That’s Dylan. Cha: *Nods head* Clappy: We better head to our apartments before jjs catches us. Cha: You look after the wumbo belt and the jar. Clappy: ok. Cha: See you in the morning. Clappy: Alright. (The Next Morning) jjs: Attention customers! Please head to Krusty Towers Check-In. We have some more important news! (Cha walks out of apartment) Cha: What is it now? (Scene switches to everyone in the Krusty Towers Check-In) jjs: Hello again. Sorry about bringing you all back here again, but we have some more news. hilaryfan80: Earlier today, JCM’s detective team members, CNF1, SOF, SG12, OMJ and JCM have disappeared earlier this morning. Everyone: *gasp* Cha: *Looks at Clappy* Care to explain? Clappy: I’ll tell you later. jjs: You forgot about Dylan. hilaryfan80: Oh yeah. And also Dylan. jjs: However, we have a new leader of JCM’s detective team to help us catch down those traitors. Please welcome Wumbo. Everyone: *cheers* (Wumbo walks next to jjs) Wumbo: Hello everyone. Yes, I am officially the new leader of JCM’s detective team, as the past leader CNF1, has disappeared. Luckily, I was born with anti-wumbology, which keeps me safe being wumboed. But first, here are our new team members. Please welcome, terminoob, Halibut, CDBD, Patrick and Sauce Mama. Everyone: *cheers* terminoob: Alright, this team is now called “terminoob’s detective team”. Halibut: I chose the name. terminoob: And I approved of it. jjs: So good luck, to our new detective team members, Wumbo, terminoob, Halibut, CDBD, Patrick and Sauce Mama. Everyone: *cheers* (Meanwhile, in the pickle jar) Patty Sponge: This pickle jar is getting a little crowded with you guys inside. CNF1: He’s got a point, you know. ssj: But atleast we still got plenty of pickle sandwiches. SG12: I thought you said you’d ran out. ssj: Yeah, but then somehow I found some more. OMJ: Say, where’s Trophy? Patty Sponge: eh..... Skeleton Trophy: I’m here. Patty Sponge: What happened to you, Trophy? Skeleton Trophy: Well, when we ran out of Pickle sandwiches and Pickle cakes, I decided to start eating my flesh. JCM: This is 2spooky4me. Patty Sponge: But we still have ssj’s pocket laptop, right ssj? ssj: eh....I sort of split pickle juice over it, and it exploded. Patty Sponge: … SOF: Well, what are we gonna do? Skeleton Trophy: I’ll happily give you guys one of my ribs, for you to eat. Patty Sponge: No thanks. Skeleton Trophy: CNF1: I’ll have a rib. Skeleton Trophy: (Breaks off a rib and gives it to CNF1) CNF1: Oh boy! *Munches on rib*. Patty Sponge: Are you sure about that? Skeleton Trophy: Of cause. Patty Sponge: I dunno, I’m worried about you. Skeleton Trophy: Oh come on. Dylan: Wait, what about me? Patty Sponge: Oh yeah, sorry Dylan, we forgot you were even here. Dylan: I’ve been here for the last several hours. Patty Sponge: Whatever. JCM: Hey, How come we don’t get enough lines like you do. Patty Sponge: Because I’m the writer. Don’t like it, I can kill you off by writing about this tiny dinosaur that mysteriously appears in this jar and then gobbles you up. Now Shut up! JCM: ... Patty Sponge: Good... JCM: Wait, why should I shut up? I’m a cashier. I can do stuff that other customers can’t do, like you. Patty Sponge: I’m still in control of this lit. Now shut up! JCM: Make me. Patty Sponge: Alright. (Suddenly, a tiny dinosaur comes out of nowhere and gobbles up JCM. Then the dinosaur suddenly disappears) OMJ: Will JCM be ok? Patty Sponge: Don’t worry, he’s just entered the fly of despair. He’ll return soon. Why would I kill him off? Skeleton Trophy: Well, you’ve made me a skeleton. Patty Sponge: Hey, you wanted to eat your flesh. Skeleton Trophy: No I didn’t, you wrote that I ate my flesh. Patty Sponge: Do you also want a tiny dinosaur to come out of nowhere and gobble you up, like JCM? Skeleton Trophy: …. Patty Sponge: I rest my case. SG12: So, what should we do? Patty Sponge: Well, I’m tired of typing now, so I’m just gonna stop this script. Skeleton Trophy: Oh-No, not aga.... (Patty Sponge presses the stop button on ssj’s exploded laptop. Skeleton Trophy, ssj, CNF1, SOF, SG12, OMJ and Dylan freeze) Patty Sponge: Now to do Trophy a favour. (Patty Sponge presses another button, which restores Skeleton Trophy’s flesh) Patty Sponge: That will make him happy. And thanks again for reading. Episode 3 will hopefully be coming out soon. Jelly: *ahem* Patty Sponge: Darn, First, I forgot about Dylan, now you. This is gonna be a painful time. Jelly: Well, I atleast want the final line here. Patty Sponge: Alright fine, knock yourself out. Jelly: Jelly is awesome. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 yay tiny dinosaur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cha Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Oh my god this is one of the most lulziest literatures I've read. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Oh my god this is one of the most lulziest literatures I've read. <3 I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty Rose Posted May 12, 2013 Author Share Posted May 12, 2013 Cha: Alright, now tell me why they’re in that pickle jar! Clappy: … Cha: Because I’m proud of it. Clappy: Cha: So, tell me the story. Clappy: Alright. (Scene sets back 8 hours) Cha: See you in the morning Clappy: Alright. (Cha heads into apartment) (Clappy heads to apartment, where JCM’s detective team are) CNF1: Hello Clappy. Clappy: Uh...Hello. SOF: May we ask you a question? Clappy: Uh...ok... SG12: May we check you? Clappy: Uh...why... OMJ: We need to check anyone that is still up. Clappy: Uh....I really need to go. JCM: Where? Clappy: To...my...apartment... CNF1: You're looking nervous. Clappy: Nervous? of cause not... SOF: We better check you. (JCM’s detective team check Clappy) SG12: Hey, look what I found! (SG12 shows the wumbo belt) JCM’s detective team: *gasp* OMJ: Clappy... It was you! Clappy: Uh....I can explain.... JCM: And I also found this pickle jar. CNF1: Do those sparkles look like...Patty Sponge? SOF: And ssj and Trophy? SG12: And Jelly and Dylan? OMJ: Yep, I’m afraid so... JCM: Well...we’ve caught our suspect. CNF1: We better head to jjs right away. SOF: Alright. SG12: Come on people. Clappy: NOOOOOOOOO!! *Grabs Wumbo belt and shrinks JCM’s detective team*. OMJ: Oh great. JCM: We’ve shrunk. CNF1: But we can still get to jjs. SOF: Yeah. Clappy *Picks them up and places them in jar* Phew. Hope no one saw or heard this. (Clappy walks back into apartment) (Scene switches back to the present) Cha: cool. Clappy: Cha: But we better watch out for terminoob’s detective team. Clappy: We were almost busted there. Cha: What you mean we? You were the one almost going to get busted. Clappy: Whatever. Cha: Anyway, just act natural. (Just then, a wild Halibut appears) Halibut: Why are you two always talking to each other? Cha: Because we’re friends. Clappy: Don’t you have detective work to do? Halibut: I’m on break. *Takes a Big Mac out of pocket and eats it*. Cha: *Wispers to Clappy* Hold on, I got an idea. *Looks at Halibut* Is there room for 2 more to join terminoob’s detective team? Clappy: What are you do... Cha: *Slaps Clappy* Play along... Halibut: I don’t know. I better ask Wumbo. *Gets phone out of pocket and calls Wumbo*. Wumbo: Hello? Halibut: Hey Wumbo. Wumbo: Oh hey, Halibut. What may I do for you? Halibut: Is there space for 2 more members to join terminoob’s detective team? Wumbo: What you mean? Halibut: Clappy and Cha want to join. Wumbo: Hold on, let me check with terminoob. (10 minutes of the same joke repeated later) Sauce Mama: Yeah, I think so. Patrick: Alright. Okay CDBD, she says yes. CDBD: Alright. Okay terminoob, he says yes. terminoob: Alright. Okay Wumbo, he says yes. Wumbo: Alright. Okay Halibut, he says yes. Halibut: Alright. Okay Clappy and Cha, you may join. Cha: Yes! (That Night) Wumbo: Okay everyone, I’ve been thinking. How did JCM’s detective team get caught? terminoob: They wore their underwear backwards? Halibut: They were too slow? CDBD: I dunno. Patrick: Me either. Sauce Mama: Me either as well. Cha: They were all together? Wumbo: Correct, Private Cha! You’re promoted to Corporal. Cha: Wumbo: Because of this, we shall split into groups and each group searches a part of the area for the culprits. I’ll be leading Squad one, with terminoob and Halibut. Squad Two will be led by CDBD, with Patrick and Sauce Mama. And finally, Squad Three will be lead by Cha, with Clappy. Now, let’s go people! (Squad One and Two walk off. Squad Three stay) Clappy: Now, will you tell me why we signed up for this? Cha: It’s part of a plan. We won’t look for the culprits, we’ll just sit around and talk for next few hours until Wumbo tells everyone to come in and report. Clappy: Ah. (A Few hours later) Wumbo: All Squads report! (Squad Two and Three come in) Wumbo: Squad Two leader CDBD, report. CDBD: Sorry sir, no clues. Wumbo: Squid Three leader Cha, report. Cha: Nothing as well. Wumbo: We haven’t managed to find any clues. terminoob: I found this cookie though. Wumbo: Well everyone, that will be all for tonight. Please head back to your apartments. Cha: Phew! (While Clappy and Cha are walking, Cha notices Clappy has dropped the Wumbo belt) Cha: CLAPPY! Clappy: What? Cha: You’ve dropped the wumbo belt. Now quick, pick it up before someone sees. (Unfortunately, Squad Two is walking by and hears) CDBD: What was that about the wumbo belt, Cha? Cha: Wumbo Belt?... Uh...What Wumbo belt?..... Patrick: And why are your hands behind your back? Cha: What....I got nothing behind my back.... *Shows hands without noticing she’s still holding the belt* See, look... *Notices she’s still holding the wumbo belt and quickly puts her hands back, looking guilty*. Sauce Mama: Well well well. It turns out to be one of our fellow members. CDBD: Just wait till we tell Wumbo. Patrick: Boy, will he be fascinated. Sauce Mama: Come on people. Clappy: Do Something!! Cha: *Grabs wumbo belt and shrinks CDBD, Patrick and Sauce Mama*. Clappy: Quick! Hit them with this shovel Cha: *Grabs shovel from Clappy and hits them*. CDBD/Patrick/Sauce Mama: … Clappy: *Picks Squad Two up and places them in the pickle jar*. Cha: Alright, no more wumboing people. Clappy: We better leave the equipment at one of our apartments. Cha: I’ll look after the wumbo belt. You look after the pickle jar. Clappy: Ok. Cha: Now run, before someone else sees us. (Now let’s return to the pickle jar in Clappy’s apartment) Patty Sponge: All right, new visitors! CNF1: Hmmm....They look knocked out. SOF: Should we wake them up? ssj: I’ve got some water. *Passes water to Patty Sponge*. Patty Sponge: How’d you get the water? ssj: I managed to find an app on my exploded computer. Patty Sponge: cool. *Splashes water over CDBD, Patrick and Sauce Mama* CDBD: Achoo! Patrick: eh....where are we? Sauce Mama: Looks like a pickle jar. CDBD: And look, there’s Patty Sponge. Patrick: And ssj, Trophy, Jelly, Dylan, CNF1, SOF, SG12 and OMJ. Sauce Mama: Wait, where’s JCM? Patty Sponge: A dinosaur gobbled him up. CDBD: ?.. Patty Sponge: Anyway, welcome to our jar. We love it here. Trophy: No we don’... Patty Sponge: *Covers Trophy’s mouth with hand* remember what I said in episode two?... Trophy: *Nods head* Jelly: It’s great here. Dylan: We have loads of pickle sandwiches and cakes. CNF1: Want one? *Passes pickle sandwiches and cakes to CDBD, Patrick and Sauce Mama*. CDBD: Hmm....not bad. Patrick: Delicious. Sauce Mama: More than delicious. CDBD: I guess you’re right. Patty Sponge: We also have some cookies. Patrick: DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIES?! Patty Sponge: Try one. *Passes a cookie to Patrick* Patrick: *Eats cookie* … Patty Sponge: So, what you think? Patrick: It’s.... Patty Sponge: Yes? Patrick: It’s.....THE GREATEST THING I EVER TASTED! Patty Sponge: Yep. They’re made with my grandmother’s secret cookie ingredient. Patrick: So, what is it? Patty Sponge: Weren’t you listening? It’s a secret ingredient. Patrick: Oh. Jelly: So, can anyone keep us up to speed? CDBD: Well, it’s a long story. Dylan: We can live that long. CDBD: Well ok. Ever since JCM’s detective team (aka most of you lot) disappeared, Wumbo created a new detective team called terminoob’s detective team. Patty Sponge: So, you were one of the members? Patrick: Yep. Along with terminoob and Halibut. Clappy and Cha then joined, and long story short, we spotted them with the wumbo belt, they shrunk us and here we are now. ssj: Cool. Sauce Mama: So eh....How do we get out of here? Patty Sponge: Again, weren’t you listening? We said we loved here, meaning we don’t care about leaving this jar. If you want to find your way out of here, fine by me. If your gonna complain about it, I’ll write about a tiny dinosaur which comes out of nowhere and gobbles you up, like what happened to JCM. CDBD: That would be pretty cool. Patrick: Show us then. Patty Sponge: Alright. (Then suddenly, a tiny dinosaur comes out of nowhere) Trophy: Say Patty, who’s it gonna gobble up? Patty Sponge: You’ll see... (The dinosaurs takes a look at Trophy and grabs him) Trophy: Oh great, it had to be me. Patty Sponge: Yes, I’m afraid. (The dinosaur then gobbles up Trophy) (At that same moment, JCM appears) OMJ: Yay, JCM’s back! JCM: Alright Patty Sponge. WHAT THE *DOLPHIN NOISE* WAS HAPPENING? Patty Sponge: You were just in the fly of despair for the last many many hours. JCM: Whatever. Oh hey, CDBD, Patrick and Sauce Mama. Sauce Mama: Hey. JCM: Wait, where’s Trophy? Patty Sponge: How do you think you're back here? JCM: You made the dinosaur eat Trophy, and he replaced me in the flying of despair, didn’t you? Patty Sponge: Long Story Short, yes. JCM: Alright. Patty Sponge: Well, that’s enough typing for today. ssj: Oh great. CDBD: What you mean “oh great”? ssj: Any second now, Patty will press a stop button on my exploded laptop, which will freeze us all. It’s pretty annoy... (Patty Sponge presses the stop button, and ssj, Jelly, Dylan, CNF1, SOF, SG12, OMJ, JCM, CDBD, Patrick and Sauce Mama freeze) Patty Sponge: Phew. Finally finished episode three. Now to work on episode four of Clappy and the Cha sometime tomorrow. Or maybe now... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cha Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 For a while I thought Patrick was the actual Patrick from the show. What a face palm that was. Amazing and hilarious episode as always. I feel so guilty now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 MOAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWM Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 I have been missing out on this. I need to start following this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Ok now I realize that it's Patrick's fault for me getting eaten. Now to get my nagging stick from SBM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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