Plankton Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 (edited) Greetings, malefactors. I know what you simple-minded bozos are probably thinking. "He did it because he's an evil genius!" While I admire the flattery, I hate to break it to you, but I DIDN'T steal those patties for once! I signed the truce with Krabs to attend the party, and I'm not idiotic to break the promise. The truce stated I could only attend the party if I: stayed in the corner of the restaurant for the night away from everyone, did not try to steal the formula or Krabby Patties, and did not bother any of you fools. I can assure you I did all three of those things. If anything, I have my suspicions on that Squilliam guy... Anyways, that's all I'm writing. Any stupid questions will get you my death laser...uh, never mind... Edited October 18, 2017 by The Lich 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 Is college as horrible as the shoutbox makes it out to be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 sure you are? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plankton Posted October 17, 2017 Author Share Posted October 17, 2017 Just now, Gengar said: Is college as horrible as the shoutbox makes it out to be? No, college was a splendid experience, one better than that miserable party! Just now, Dracula Phineas said: sure you are? Sure you are. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Why did you agree to a truce that means just standing in a corner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plankton Posted October 18, 2017 Author Share Posted October 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, I Am Jethro said: Why did you agree to a truce that means just standing in a corner? Because I crave interaction too...even the most minuscule of kinds. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 What did you notice about Squilliam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plankton Posted October 18, 2017 Author Share Posted October 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, I Am Jethro said: What did you notice about Squilliam? He gave me a shady look. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NegiSpongie Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 How do you know Squilliam gave you a shady look if you were in the corner away from everyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Maybe that was Squilliam's way of flirting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plankton Posted October 18, 2017 Author Share Posted October 18, 2017 14 minutes ago, Harleni Quinn said: How do you know Squilliam gave you a shady look if you were in the corner away from everyone? I may have only one eye, but I am not blind, fool! 5 minutes ago, I Am Jethro said: Maybe that was Squilliam's way of flirting? ...No comment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Did anyone else give you a shady look? Since you had such a good view of the room, can you tell us what you noticed about other non-Squilliam guests? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plankton Posted October 18, 2017 Author Share Posted October 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, I Am Jethro said: Did anyone else give you a shady look? Since you had such a good view of the room, can you tell us what you noticed about other non-Squilliam guests? 1 - No, none of their looks rubbed me the wrong way. 2 - Krabs was being his greedy self at the register, the squirrel was talking to the lobster, the sponge was obnoxiously dancing with the starfish, Squidward was dancing horribly as that shady guy Squilliam watched, and the blowfish ate a patty while disgustingly flirting with Krabs. I hear that old fool was in the bathroom, but I couldn't see him, so... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWM Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 What did you see or hear during and after the lights went out? What did that very loud scream sound like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plankton Posted October 18, 2017 Author Share Posted October 18, 2017 15 hours ago, PhantOWM said: What did you see or hear during and after the lights went out? What did that very loud scream sound like? 1 - I heard an obnoxious scream. I couldn't see anything. 2 - I dunno, sounded like a scared baby. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NegiSpongie Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Did Krabs give you any problems despite sitting at the corner? Did he still believe you would try and steal the krabby patties? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plankton Posted October 25, 2017 Author Share Posted October 25, 2017 On 10/23/2017 at 11:12 PM, Harleni Quinn said: Did Krabs give you any problems despite sitting at the corner? Did he still believe you would try and steal the krabby patties? Everyone is stupid and thinks I did it. Why would I? That's just petty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 What fun activities were you up to in your corner? If you didn't bother anyone, that means you don't have anyone as an alibi. Mr. Krabs even blamed the same guy that you did instead of mentioning you. Did anyone actually know you were there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plankton Posted October 30, 2017 Author Share Posted October 30, 2017 1 minute ago, I Am Jethro said: What fun activities were you up to in your corner? If you didn't bother anyone, that means you don't have anyone as an alibi. Mr. Krabs even blamed the same guy that you did instead of mentioning you. Did anyone actually know you were there? Nothing much. Just thinking about how I'll take over the world, good stuff like that. SpongeBob, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, the blowfish, and the squirrel knew I was there. Don't know about the rest of those fools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarknessDG Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 (edited) Plankton, did you know that the Krusty Krab has a passcode system? Mainly asking this to make sure we're thinking of the right fish in this case. Edited October 30, 2017 by Pharmacist Army Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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