Comentate.

[dragiiin123]

One little argument, A whole thread gets trashed!

Please continue with your regularly scheduled programing.

[Metal Snake]

My apologies Dragiiin. Friends?

Back on topic. Here's another commentary.

Another one of "TheCraps" terrible reviews, this one is on Goo Goo Gas and No Hat For Pat-

Goo Goo Gas:

Plankton creates a gas that reverses the process of aging, and turns all the adults into babies. What's this baby stuff??? {Baby stuff? That's your analysis?} Maybe a baby worte this episode or what's in the brains of the writers while writing this episode is babies! {Brilliant choice of words. You invent pathetic analogies rather than expressing your opinion. How n00bish.}

Grade: 1.5/10 F

No Hat for Pat:

Patrick is upset when he can't play with his friends because of them having to go to work at the Krusty Krab. But that all ends when Mr. Krabs hires Patrick as the restaurant's sign-holder. However, Patrick finds out that this job isn't as easy as it looks. Patrick is very funny. {Patrick is funny? Once again, all you did was state the plot and give half-assed opinions}

Grade: 7/10 B-

{Yup, a lot of his reviews are pretty much like this. Spam, or copying and pasting plot summaries without even stating his opinion. What an annoying little n00b}

[101 Dalmatian Street]

8.94Spongebob4Eva's review of Gone.

I know I will probably get lots of thumbs downs for this but this really needs to be said;(Already did)

Well in this episode, SpongeBob finds out all of his friends are...gone!(*makes popping noise)

So the title gives away nothing then(!)(sarcasm) (Wow, that really sucked)

And the whole episode is basically just SpongeBob pretending to be his friends, nothing else happens.(More of everything did, stop watching Nye and pay attention to the board)

If you walked out the room and around your house twice, you honestly wouldn't have missed anything.(I did, and I particularilly missed somethin')

Anyway,the episode ends with everybody coming back and telling him that it was the Annual No SpongeBob Day,(That's National to you )

and then it showed a flashback to the 'celebration' and the people who were supposed to be his friends were burning statues of him and cheering!(That was one statue. SEE, you did miss something!)

That's one thing I hate about the new episodes-the characters are really OOC(Out Of Character) because;(Okay, this is going off-topic)

SpongeBob is now a complete idiot with probably the same IQ as Patrick(and he also never stops crying).(Then stop whining!)

Patrick is even stupider,which I wouldn't mind if it were not for the fact that he seems to think he is above everyone else and that he snaps at S.B for no real reason.(Wow, how many times did you attempt to walk out of your room twice )

Squidward,it seems, has become a sadist-(not a word)

as he laughs at SpongeBob when he is in obvious physical pain(eg Sun Bleached) (He was IN character when he did that. Sheesh, this is worse than trying to beat level2460)

and I also don't like everybody attacking him(Squidward) for no reason.(There was a reason, you get out too often!)

Sandy..I don't think there is much to say as she is barely seen anymore,but I do think she thinks too high of herself sometimes(saying she is the strongest and smartest) (That was old times, bro)

Mr Krabs is far too over-used now and he is so cheap,(Great, I've seen this complaint over a billion times!)

he spent an entire episode stalking S.B to get a penny of him.(Even better, same over-used complaint I've seen today!)

And finaly,Plankton.He is also too over-used and him trying to steal the formula is really irrtating now.(Come on, he needs some love)

I appologize for my rant. Getting back on track now;(Good for you)

This episode was a complete waste of time and once I saw it,I don't believe I have ever watched it again.(And I don't see why you have the words 4Eva in your name)

Overall, I give it a grade F

[Metal Snake]

Awesome commentary Steel. That users review went WAY off-topic. I'm getting really annoyed with post-movie Spongebob haters posting their opinions on the show in episode reviews. They just give the same old ball and chain hater comments in their reviews.

[dragiiin123]

My apologies Dragiiin. Friends?

Back on topic. Here's another commentary.

Another one of "TheCraps" terrible reviews, this one is on Goo Goo Gas and No Hat For Pat-

Goo Goo Gas:

Plankton creates a gas that reverses the process of aging, and turns all the adults into babies. What's this baby stuff??? {Baby stuff? That's your analysis?} Maybe a baby worte this episode or what's in the brains of the writers while writing this episode is babies! {Brilliant choice of words. You invent pathetic analogies rather than expressing your opinion. How n00bish.}

Grade: 1.5/10 F

No Hat for Pat:

Patrick is upset when he can't play with his friends because of them having to go to work at the Krusty Krab. But that all ends when Mr. Krabs hires Patrick as the restaurant's sign-holder. However, Patrick finds out that this job isn't as easy as it looks. Patrick is very funny. {Patrick is funny? Once again, all you did was state the plot and give half-assed opinions}

Grade: 7/10 B-

{Yup, a lot of his reviews are pretty much like this. Spam, or copying and pasting plot summaries without even stating his opinion. What an annoying little n00b}

inmdeed.

[Metal Snake]

inmdeed.

[Minty Car]

thecrad15's review of Chocolate with Nuts

Chocolate with Nuts brought down the score.

(Are you high or something? I know people have different opinions, but fucking seriously.)

Chocolate With Nuts:

SpongeBob and Patrick decide to become rich entrepreneurs by selling chocolate bars door to door. But instead of making money, they lose money. BORING!

3

(Whats boring? All you did was give a summary, and then wrote boring at the end. Thanks for wasting my time on your crap review.)

He did one on MM & BB V but it was summary really, so I'm not gonna waste my time on it.

[101 Dalmatian Street]

9.ToonRater21's review for Fanboy and Chum Chum

Alright lets see, "Fanboy and Chum Chum". A Nickelodeon cartoon about two hyperactive kids that love slushys and are fans of everything, well in the show.(Yep, keep it going)

What I think of this, Well a lot of kid friendly cartoons nowadays aren't perfect or good.(I can assure I have no kids)

Some of them are cool but you will always find at least 2 or 3 problems in it.(Apparently, I saw more than just 3 *rolls eyes*)

I say this is probobly the coolest thing i've seen on Nickelodeon in years-(PUMPKIN WHAT?!)

-and I'm not really a "Air Bender" fan(Uh-huh)

and "SpongeBob" is just annoying and needs to leave and stop taking everyone's spotlight-(You like Fanboy and Chum Chum better than our yellow softness? Big Lipped Alligator Moment)

-especially Rocko who really should deserve all that fame and glory.(Because Rugrats had more praise than your softness)

When I saw this the first time I thought it sucked a lot and was really really bad,(It did!)

but after seeing some other episodes including the new ones the style and craziness of this show really took me back to the days-(Yay! Run-on sentences!)

I used to love watching Nickelodeon. "Fanboy and Chum Chum" does have some bathroom humor at times-(Ugh! Why do you like this show, I see no glory!)

but it's no different then the way Nickelodeon used to be.(Umm...what?)

I like the CGI animation though.(By the way, why do you call yourself ToonRater if you're making a lame-ass review?)

The character design is probably the biggest complaint about the show from a lot of people.(You think people are bullying it, because of whatever has to do with CGI?)

I kind of like it. I don't think it's that bad I mean it probably is compared to "Jimmy Neutron" but the creator of "Fanboy" maybe was to make them look crazy and wacky since it is a kids show.(How long have you relied on the children?)

This show is awesome and will definitely be Nickelodeon's new favorite.(I don't like this show at all, call yourself a ToonRater? And oh look, SOMEONE did not give the show a rating! Steel is out)

[Metal Snake]

9.ToonRater21's review for Fanboy and Chum Chum

Alright lets see, "Fanboy and Chum Chum". A Nickelodeon cartoon about two hyperactive kids that love slushys and are fans of everything, well in the show.(Yep, keep it going)

What I think of this, Well a lot of kid friendly cartoons nowadays aren't perfect or good.(I can assure I have no kids)

Some of them are cool but you will always find at least 2 or 3 problems in it.(Apparently, I saw more than just 3 *rolls eyes*)

I say this is probobly the coolest thing i've seen on Nickelodeon in years-(PUMPKIN WHAT?!)

-and I'm not really a "Air Bender" fan(Uh-huh)

and "SpongeBob" is just annoying and needs to leave and stop taking everyone's spotlight-(You like Fanboy and Chum Chum better than our yellow softness? Big Lipped Alligator Moment)

-especially Rocko who really should deserve all that fame and glory.(Because Rugrats had more praise than your softness)

When I saw this the first time I thought it sucked a lot and was really really bad,(It did!)

but after seeing some other episodes including the new ones the style and craziness of this show really took me back to the days-(Yay! Run-on sentences!)

I used to love watching Nickelodeon. "Fanboy and Chum Chum" does have some bathroom humor at times-(Ugh! Why do you like this show, I see no glory!)

but it's no different then the way Nickelodeon used to be.(Umm...what?)

I like the CGI animation though.(By the way, why do you call yourself ToonRater if you're making a lame-ass review?)

The character design is probably the biggest complaint about the show from a lot of people.(You think people are bullying it, because of whatever has to do with CGI?)

I kind of like it. I don't think it's that bad I mean it probably is compared to "Jimmy Neutron" but the creator of "Fanboy" maybe was to make them look crazy and wacky since it is a kids show.(How long have you relied on the children?)

This show is awesome and will definitely be Nickelodeon's new favorite.(I don't like this show at all, call yourself a ToonRater? And oh look, SOMEONE did not give the show a rating! Steel is out)

He likes the show because...?

[70s]

9.ToonRater21's review for Fanboy and Chum Chum

Alright lets see, "Fanboy and Chum Chum". A Nickelodeon cartoon about two hyperactive kids that love slushys and are fans of everything, well in the show.(Yep, keep it going)

What I think of this, Well a lot of kid friendly cartoons nowadays aren't perfect or good.(I can assure I have no kids)

Some of them are cool but you will always find at least 2 or 3 problems in it.(Apparently, I saw more than just 3 *rolls eyes*)

I say this is probobly the coolest thing i've seen on Nickelodeon in years-(PUMPKIN WHAT?!)

-and I'm not really a "Air Bender" fan(Uh-huh)

and "SpongeBob" is just annoying and needs to leave and stop taking everyone's spotlight-(You like Fanboy and Chum Chum better than our yellow softness? Big Lipped Alligator Moment)

-especially Rocko who really should deserve all that fame and glory.(Because Rugrats had more praise than your softness)

When I saw this the first time I thought it sucked a lot and was really really bad,(It did!)

but after seeing some other episodes including the new ones the style and craziness of this show really took me back to the days-(Yay! Run-on sentences!)

I used to love watching Nickelodeon. "Fanboy and Chum Chum" does have some bathroom humor at times-(Ugh! Why do you like this show, I see no glory!)

but it's no different then the way Nickelodeon used to be.(Umm...what?)

I like the CGI animation though.(By the way, why do you call yourself ToonRater if you're making a lame-ass review?)

The character design is probably the biggest complaint about the show from a lot of people.(You think people are bullying it, because of whatever has to do with CGI?)

I kind of like it. I don't think it's that bad I mean it probably is compared to "Jimmy Neutron" but the creator of "Fanboy" maybe was to make them look crazy and wacky since it is a kids show.(How long have you relied on the children?)

This show is awesome and will definitely be Nickelodeon's new favorite.(I don't like this show at all, call yourself a ToonRater? And oh look, SOMEONE did not give the show a rating! Steel is out)

Once again, review you disagree with =/= bad review.

[dragiiin123]

WeirdGamer's review of Ed Edd N Eddy. Commentary is in curly braces.

this show is filled with so much NOGISTA

{It won't get any better from here, folks.}

i love this show.

{And you hate proper capitalization.}

its probily one of cartoon netwlorks best alot of ppl said it was stupid.....

{"Ppl" thought right. The majority of "cartoon netwlorks programming are stupid.}

they said it was so stupid it was halireous.

{They said that Family Guy was so stupid is was halireous. Look where it is now.}

its just like bevis and butthead

{Except it's not.}

but with more awsomeness

{Beavis and Butthead had awesomeness?}

this show is fun to watch and the animation is epic.

{How does the animation qualify as epic? Does it keep you on the edge of your seat?}

ever sice i was a little kid ive always wanted to hang out with the eds.

{Your not a little kid now?!}

but i was to young but now im thirteen

{BA HA HA HA HA!}

so i can but there only cartoons man.......

{The depth of them being cartoons is stunning.}

bumer anyway this probily one of cartoon networks best show

{Keep dreaming buddy. Just because it's supplies you with endless NOGISTA doesn't mean it's the best.}

and its gone if only cartoon network could relize how memeral it was it would be great

{To bad cartoons can't be memeral.}

Let's just hope this one isn't autistic.

^ That is a bad review. Do bad reviews, damn it.

[storytime7]

Once again, review you disagree with =/= bad review.

That person was making bullshit reasons for liking the show such as "it's a kids show so it's supposed to be like this", and tried saying it's better than Spongebob, both those reasons alone deserve mocking.

[Wumbo]

That person was making bullshit reasons for liking the show such as "it's a kids show so it's supposed to be like this", and tried saying it's better than Spongebob, both those reasons alone deserve mocking.

I'll grant you the first one, but the part I bolded is a matter of opnion.

[storytime7]

I'll grant you the first one, but the part I bolded is a matter of opnion.

Yeah, but he gave a bullshit reason for saying it's better than Spongebob. he said "Spongebob is too popular and hogs all the attention" which is a bullshit reason because maybe if Fanboy and Chum Chum was good enough to get decent ratings then maybe it woul actually be on more often. Plus another reason this review deserves to be mocked is because unlike some of the other reviews in this thread, it's not just spam it's an opinion that nobody would agree with and bullshit reasons to back that opinion up.

[Metal Snake]

Yeah, but he gave a bullshit reason for saying it's better than Spongebob. he said "Spongebob is too popular and hogs all the attention" which is a bullshit reason because maybe if Fanboy and Chum Chum was good enough to get decent ratings then maybe it woul actually be on more often. Plus another reason this review deserves to be mocked is because unlike some of the other reviews in this thread, it's not just spam it's an opinion that nobody would agree with and bullshit reasons to back that opinion up.

I'm with you on this one storytime.

[Wumbo]

Bah, whatever.

[101 Dalmatian Street]

So, my previous one failed, and I had no idea. I'm doing another because I wasn't able to do so on XAT. This is a mock of another thecrad review, but not just one. But two reviews. It starts with his Wormy review.

Two boring episodes!

(It's a well known fact for any Season 1-3 episode, thecrad's attention span occasionally decreases)

The episode starts out with Sandy getting ready to leave Bikini Bottom to return to Texas for a short while. She leaves SpongeBob and Patrick in charge of her pets while she's gone. Both of them immediately fall in love with a catipilar who Sandy calls, "Wormy."

(Fall in love? I thought they became friends with him.)

The three of them do all sorts of crazy things together, such as hide and seek, peek-a-boo and dancing. By the time the begins to sets, SpongeBob and Patrick have both become fond of Wormy and wish that they didn't have to go.

(I thought this was a review, not story time. My Italian little friend is the only one who can do that)

Nevertheless, they depart from Sandy's treedome, planning all the wonderful things that they'll do with Wormy tommorrow morning. Little do they know that while they sleep, a miracle happens to Wormy. The next day, SpongeBob and Patrick are as eager as ever to get back to Sandy's to play with Wormy. When they arrive, they're shocked to learn that Wormy isn't in his cage! Directly after that, the two friends notice a strange creature with a black body and orange and black wings flying around Sandy's treedome.

(Trying to be smartass by trying to make it hard for me to mock, Mother Goose?)

Suddenly, it lands on SpongeBob's helmet! SpongeBob and Patrick instantly freak out and both of them assume that whatever it is, it must've eaten Wormy! Immediately, the two go into panic and try to capture the monster.

(Now you're making yourself stupid enough to realize it's a monarch butterfly?)

After many failed tries, SpongeBob eventually traps it in a bubble and sends it out of Sandy's treedome, into Bikini Bottom. But it ends up heading straight for the Krusty Krab. In fear and panic, SpongeBob and Patrick take a "secret" entryway into the Krusty Krab where the interrupt Mr. Krabs' photo shoot.

(Once upon a time, thecrad was taking my advice of explaining the episode's plot too seriously)

It is then both of them explain to Mr. Krabs and Squidward about the monster. Neither of them believe them when they see. But once they get a closer look at the creature's face they suddenly do believe SpongeBob and Patrick...and end up racing out of the Krusty Krab screaming their heads off.

(Speaking of thinking the episode is "boring," you're boring me to hell)

Since neither SpongeBob nor Patrick saw them run out of the Krusty Krab, now they think that the monster has not only eaten Wormy, but Mr. Krabs and Squidward! It is then they think no one is safe and go out to warn the entire town. This ends up throwing the town into panic with everyone screaming and running around.

(thecrad? Did you put effort into making this review?)

And soon, just as Sandy returns home, the entire town is destroyed and in ruins. It's then Sandy catches Wormy who is actually nothing more than a butterfly. Now that the "monster" has been captured, everything gets out of hiding and resumes on with their normal lives.

(Such as you not getting laid in your lifetime, mister)

Boring!

4.2

(Tell all your friends the plot of the episode, and say it's just boring without a reason. Now they think you're crazy!)

Now for his review of Club Spongebob:

Club SpongeBob:

Squidward appears from his house to take a ride on his bike to work.

(Ladies and gentlemen, the non-reason giving reviewer, the storytime wannabe, thecrad15!)

Spongebob and Patrick are in a beanstalk tree house speaking in code about Squidward going to work and can be heard giggling.

(Did I mention you were boring me to hell earlier? Moving on)

Squidward rides over to them, and begins to mock their secret language, but Spongebob says that they can't tell him about the secret language because he isn't a member of the club.

(Show this to your fan club, and they will obey this plotline and kick you out! )

Squidward asks, "What does it take to be a member, besides being a moron?"

(Great, now you're doing a teleplay copy)

Spongebob tells Squidward that he couldn't even get into the club if he tried. Squidward says that he happens to be a member of "over 20 different exclusive clubs all across the sea bottom." Patrick says that Squidward will definitely not fit in.

(Where the hell are you, EmanTan?)

Squidward says that they should be begging him to join the club and as such begins to climb the beanstalk. He gets inside the club only to find that the room is VERY small, and that is the type of fitting in the two boys were referring to.

(My god, how long did you take to write this review, and how many children did you manage to get to fall asleep?)

He is then told that they have been stuck in the club for three days. Spongebob and Patrick decide to initiate Squidward anyhow, and sing him the welcome song.

(And it goes like this:

Welcome to the Stairway of Heaven!

Go there if you want to avoid 11 minute filled misery from thecrad15! Doesn't rhyme?

Who gives a shit?)

Squidward gets annoyed and tries to get out of the club by pulling on a beanstalk branch, causing the whole tree house to go flying into the air, landing in a kelp forest, presumably in the middle of nowhere.

(Are you going to express your opinion or overdue my old theory of explaining episode plots every time?)

As it is flying through the air, a couple of fish are shown walking and the male says to the female "make a wish honey" as the tree house flies overhead.

(Wife: I wish I had a projectile weapon. This review makes me want to commit suicide)

The boys emerge from the tree house.

(Are you talking about the trademarks slang Phineas and Ferb(or any other young prodigy) adjective, or not taking suggestions to call Spongebob and Patrick men?)

Patrick and Spongebob are excited because of the ride, but Squidward is frantically pacing and screaming about the fact that he is not lost with Spongebob and Patrick.

(Not lost? He is lost, dumbass)

He states, "Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery? Whhhyyyy?"

(This is my reaction to your insanely long review)

Squidward says that this is the end, but Spongebob tries to reassure him by saying that they will be fine if they stick together and that they are fine because they have the magic conch shell. Patrick tells Spongebob to ask it something,

(Okay! I'll go first! Is thecrad's review going to end in less than 3 seconds?

A: Maybe someday.

Damn)

so he pulls the cord on the shell while asking if he will ever get married, to which the conch replies "maybe someday"

(Storytime7 shuns you)

Squidward thinks the idea is absurd, and that it is just a stupid toy. The boys are angered by Squidward's comment, and Spongebob asks the shell what they must do to be rescued. "Nothing..." is the reply, after which Patrick and Spongebob proceed to sit down with blank looks on their faces...literally doing nothing.

(There's a one in one chance that you lost your audience in less than 3 minutes)

Squidward abandons them after mocking them againHe finds himself lost in the forest, until he sees a light at the end of the kelp tunnel. After running towards it, he ends up right where he began, which means that if he had been running in a straight line as was alluded to, that he would have had to run all the way around the world...

(IN TWENTY FOUR DAYS! )

This leads to Squidward setting up a semi-camp, starting a fire and trying to grill a bug on a frying pan. Where he got the pan is not specified. He continues to mock the two of them for listening to the conch by saying "as if the answers to all your problems will fall right out of the sky."

(Pilot: Hey kid, I'm here to solve your problems. Hop on if you want to avoid thecrad15!

Me: Okay!)

Cue a Picnic Supply Inc. plane falling out of the sky that must drop the load - containing a pre-assembled picnic table and umbrella, tent, and a very large supply of various foods.

(Um, hello? Everybody here can tell you didn't write the screenplay; key word is in bold)

"Praise the magic conch!!!!" Spongebob and Patrick cry as they immediately begin to dig into all the food.

(This could be a really good copy of a teleplay from that episode to use as entry for NaNoWriMo)

Suddenly Squidward has a serious five o'clock shadow and looks like he is starving to death, unlike Spongebob and Patrick, who look completely normal. He begs them for food, but Spongebob says that he should ask the Magic Conch what he should eat.

(Must resist...from...signing...off)

The conch is apparently mad at Squidward for his prior remarks and tells him he can't have anything to eat.

(The conch is not a toy with emotion, it's an inanimate object with an audio tape smart people invented)

After many tries, his head starts to morph, and grow red in anger.

(Can it morph into a spicy red jalepeno? I doubt it)

Suddenly, a park ranger appears...He sees the boys' conch and lets everyone know he is a "club member." He asks the conch what they should do now, to which the reply is "Nothing" The three of them flop down into the blank look once again - Squidward weakly joins them...

(Hell yes, it's finally over! Now what do you think of this episode before I go berserk by seeing you have no given reason?)

5.8

(You sir are a logical disaster, I shall-! *Please standby*)

And that's all for tonight.

[Wumbo]

Haha, what a failure.

[101 Dalmatian Street]

Lolz.

[Wumbo]

What am I doing wrong?

I was referring to thecrad.