Cha Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Discuss Squidward's love child with a Patty here. Although he doesn't exist in their world, he's still in Squidward's maternal thoughts. And who knows, maybe he'll fulfill his dream of having a half octopus, half grilled sea cow meat/kelp burger child one day. Alas we all know how that would go, Junior would probably be bullied by the other students because of his unique appearance. But he'll always be safe in his mommy's heart arteries. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Nug Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 there's an entire fanfiction full of lies, lust and deceit just waiting to be made about the love lives of sentient patties tbh is this patty that patty's old flame maybe he's jealous of squiddy so much potential Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.V.I.L. Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 I will now forever feel guilty whenever I eat burgers. I may be breaking poor ole Squiddy's/Jr's/not jr's heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 I always thought his name was Burgward? Either way he is one handsome child. How he was conceived makes me curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President Squidward Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 he knows how to work it on the floor I mean, look at his moves: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWM Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 He looks surprisingly happy despite being the horrifying product of cephalopod & hamburger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushingmayhem Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Well Squidward looks happy in that scene so i'm happy for him. Even though a Squid burger is impossible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SG19 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 As Lois once said, a family of freaks is better than no family at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdfr03 Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Squidward and that patty must've been happy to produce such a fine baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Bang Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Squidward and that patty must've been happy to produce such a fine baby. BUMP maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquiddyFace Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 What is this thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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