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On 10.02.2017 at 9:30 AM, Phantom of the Soundstage said:

i wrote a story if u wanna read? 

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The jail bar doors slammed shut as an old man with a head full of grey stood behind them with a soulless hatred on his face. Across from him in another cell, was a fellow executive being put behind bars as well. Although they were just holding cells, they felt all the sting as regular prison. After years and years of threatening they'd call the cops on each other, the cops actually came. 

"GREAT GOING. OH GOOD JOB." The producer sarcastically barked out while clenching the bars between his hands. 

"It's not my fault they arrested me too!" The writer told him back as she huddled in a fiddle position. "This claustrophobia is already getting worse.. I can feel the walls flattening me into a pancake.." 

"You're missing the whole point on purpose Kiyoko." Ozu told her.

"You should have thought about that before you ripped off countless stories and spied on us for ages now!" Kiyoko said but then yelped when she saw a rat just chilling by her the entire time. She jerked away from it and accidentally hit her arm on the bars. A sound loud enough for Ozu to hear despite being located in the cell next to her. "Ow..."

"Don't act like your a Mother Teresa, I could write a mile long list of everything you've done... in the past month!" Ozu told her. Suddenly two large cops opened their doors, placed handcuffs on them and escorted them to opposite directions.

"W-where are we going?!" Kiyoko demanded to know as did Ozu. 

"Ozu and Kiyoko Yukimara you two are both under arrest for corporal spying and stealing licensed scripts from each other as well as mingling in the businesses of several different entertainment companies." One of them said in a stern way.

"Also for getting in a tussle with each other on the car ride here." The other cop said.

"But I can't go to prison, I have many papers and contracts that are due later this week. My whole company is at stake here!" The once most powerful producer in Tokyo brought to this level of undignified treatment proclaimed.

"At least you own your company. I'm just a writer! Once they find out about what has happened here they'll get a new manga head writer faster than the mold growing on my holding cell's ceiling." Kiyoko said nervously. 

"Ah shut up. I couldn't take any more of this since on the car ride here." The cop with her said and both gentlemen pushed them out. 

"Ozu!" Kiyoko said out sorrowfully.

"Kiyoko, it'll be alright sweetheart!"

"No, I mean you sure as hell are gonna be hearing from my lawyer about this!" Kiyoko said right before he was taken outside of the door. 

Ozu watched in the backseat of the police man's vehicle as mountains began to fade away and he finally arrived at a men's prison center. 

"I DEMAND MY RIGHTS!" The old man proclaimed to him.

"Yeah yeah, you'll get all those rights eventually." The police man pushed Ozu into the cell and slammed it shut.

"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Ozu yelled out in anger, flames surrounded him as usual.

Behind the producer was a rather large man who had torn up jail clothes, an evil stare and a scar on top of his bald head and powerful muscles. Ozu was still ingraining his fingernails into the metal bars with all his raging anger. The bulk of man slowly walked behind Ozu, chuckling in a low, raspy tone and cracked his knuckles.

"Hey gramps, looking for rough welcome visi- WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Ozu without even looking behind him, grabbed the dude's body over his head and slammed his ass back into the cell's cement wall with a thud. Ozu went back to grabbing the bars.

"Kiyoko.. what did we do to ourselves. I don't even think lawyers can untangle this mess. " Ozu sighed and ran his fingers through his grey hair.

"I don't know much about your situation but maybe you should call someone you trust in your time of need." The criminal behind him was holding onto his aching body and using a rather squeaky-in-pain voice. 

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY TO ME?!" Ozu barked loudly and the large man squeaked in a pleading way, holding onto himself.

"Oh wait... that's a good idea.." Ozu said in more regular voice.

Within time, he got two phone calls and needed to use them wisely. First, he decided to call Lilymu Studios. He was sure everyone was frantically looking for him, especially the pestering media with its' paparazzi. A nasally yet soft voice picked up in a panic state. 

"Ozu!?!?! Is that you!? Where have you and mama been for the last two days!?! I tried contacting the police but they were getting back to me and we haven't been able to work without you  and Ozoom hasn't been able to contact mama either and everyone wants me to be the leader in charge of Lilymu and I was freaking out really really badly for both your safeties and I'm breaking out in blistering hives everywhere and I MEAN everywhere-" 

"Guano, settle down son. We're alright. Well not really but we-"

"OZZZZUUUUUUUU!" Yes Man sobbed loudly on the other line and nearly made Ozu's ear bleed out. Actually scratch that, it was bleeding.

"Big O, where have you two been!? If there's a missing chair or two from your office to build a fort it was uh, Lily.." Mikey said.

"No it wasn't, you carrot pube hair colored spazz."

"Ozu I can hear you but can't see you.. what is this black magic?" Gonard wondered in amazement but at the same time would rightfully call a village mob on the old man if this witchcraft continued.

"Sorry, they pulled the phone away from me and put it on speaker." Guano said.

"That's okay, everyone listen up. It's vital that you five conceal the truth from everyone at the moment. As it would look terrible on Kiyoko and I's parts. Her and I have been sentenced to jail for all the company nonsense we've been doing for the past few years. We're gonna try to straighten out things in court but in the meanwhile keep everything on the low." Ozu explained, trying to be conscious of the little phone time he had left remaining.

"Hey guys! What's everyone huddling up around a phone for?" Mitsuki asked coming into the room.

"AH I SAID TOO MUCH, DON'T LET THAT STRANGER KNOW." Ozu hung up in a brief second. They all looked at Mitsuki in a suspicious way even though she felt very confused and uneasy.

Meanwhile Ozu made his last free call. 

"She better pick up. I swear to god if she tells the guard she's too busy reading a comic book she smuggled in to answer..." He said tapping his foot but then the other line picked up. 

"Dude, you won't believe it! I was placed in a cell with these two frightening sister twins. One is six months pregnant who writes on the walls in calligraphy in hammered cockroach juice while the other one talks to herself in third person while singing childhood melodies with somewhat disturbing twists. It left me with many nightmares to come about the wheels on the bus... But on the bright side the cafeteria selection is actually pretty good."  Kiyoko told him.

"Kiyoko, I think I found a figured out a way for us to really talk about what we're gonna do without feeling like we're being watched or listened to.." Ozu said as a camera was staring at him.

"That's great, give me the deets my dude." She said.

"But uh... you're not gonna like it..." He said with uneasy slight chuckle and twirling the phone's cord.

"How bad could it be?" 

----

"Here's some supplies you might need for your husband." Some hefty dude placed a small square wrapped item in Kiyoko's hand. She yelled out, dropping the item and rubbing her hands on her orange prison jumpsuit pants frantically trying to wipe off the invisible residue from the forbidden thing she just held. Ozu placed a hand over her loud mouth angrily. 

"Oh she thanks you but it's alright we have other ways in mind." Ozu said and slowly backed into the small building with his hand still on her mouth. When they closed the door she ripped his hand off.

"A CONJUGAL VISIT!?" She whispered loudly.

"It was the only way we could plan a way of escape without anyone listening!" Ozu said closing the blinds and whispering as well.

"Oh I'm sure no would would WANT to listen to anything inside of here." Kiyoko said eyeing the room.

"You had a better idea?!" Ozu shot back.

"No... but let me tell you dude. I would have never went this far to get some silence." She said and they both sat on the edge of the bed. They sat in silence to think it out.

"What if we don't press charges on each other?" Kiyoko spoke out.

"Well that seems the most easy solution. Really, you won't?" He said.

"Not if you do." She said. Both were surprised at the other's level of compromise she but paused. "I was it was that easy though, there are still all those other accounts of other businesses like Sentai Warriors, Socky's soap opera show, you name it." 

"I think the charge was mainly at us though. I think we can get around jail time for the most part if presses aren't charge between us." He said.

"I guess we should better think our actions out for future times. It's because of each other that we are in this mess..." Kiyoko sighed and just looked at him for a brief moment.

"It's both of our faults. But we can fix it." Ozu added looking back on everything that happened.

They decided to shake on their decision. But then realized they were sitting on a filthy bed and quickly got up. Doing so they saw two lumps in the bed that they didn't notice earlier. The convict from Ozu's cell and the pregnant lady from Kiyoko's got up and left the room. Ozu and Kiyoko beyond words, and beyond disgusted.

----

They were suspecting the court room to be rather small, that way they can both get away with being in jail without the news or paparazzi on their tails. They both entered in, with all the regrets they could wish for.

In their very much surprise it was brim packed with everyone they knew even fellow rivals from other companies. The Lilymuers sat in the very front while some of Kiyoko's Ozoom head writing team consisting of a ready to please man, a chick taking more notes then the person transcripting the courtroom and a dude who didn't want to be there and three big scary bosses. Ozu and Kiyoko both gulped hard. And slowly walked up as camera lights blinded them.

"Good job, I really mean it. This is the best laugh I'd had in months!" Socky said congratulating the two in a hysterical laugh and had a picture taken of him with them in their orange jail outfits against their will. They continued walking and sat down in front of the judge.

"WHAT DID I TELL YOU, DON'T TELL RANDOM STRANGERS!" Ozu yelled at his cast and pointed to a frightened Mitsuki.

"Order! Order in the court!" The judge proclaimed.

"Kiyoko whatever you do, don't side with that man!" Her second writer in charge, Hayato proclaimed sorrowfully worried.

"What do you mean, you're gonna get her job if she loses Hayato.... Kiyoko! Please lose I want Hayato's job." The bored writer, Manabu said.

"No one's gonna lose today, I can promise you all that." She replied, confident. 

"Except for me, I can feel I'm gonna lose this job.." Guano said as Ozu still looked furiously at his cast.

"That's showing them who's boss, lil' bro!" Yes Man said to Guano who still was acting as a leader in Ozu's absence.

"Now then, the courtroom will-" The judge tried to say but was interrupted. 

"I OBJECT!" Mikey said and everyone looked at him. "I've been doing some research of my own! According to prison records!"

"How did he get those.." The judge whispered to a police man next to him. The police man was gonna take the papers away from him but Mikey accidentally hit him with the bulky folder when Mikey was turning and the guy got knocked out.

"These two have to be on good terms now! They just have to be! No doubt about it!" Mikey said standing up on his chair now everyone around him looked confused.

"Mikey..." Ozu and Kiyoko groaned.

"Where are you going with this Mr. Simon.." The judge groaned, well aware of the last court case he had involving Mikey. But that was a story for another time.

"These two had a conjugal visit!" Mikey told the court.

Everyone around them gasped and then the courtroom was silent, camera bulbs flashing everywhere. Except for a distant Socky laughing more hysterically than before. "And I say good for them! A little makeup sex is good for anyone don't you agree?!" Mikey preached.

Silence.

"I-I think I'm gonna vomit.." Guano said visibly ill.

The Lilymu producer and executive writer for Ozoom looked like pale ghosts. Never before had a misunderstanding nor an act from Ozu's main star had been this disgustingly horrible.

"That is NOT WHAT HAPPENED, MIKEY SIMON!" Ozu yelled out with every ounce left in his body from his previous shocked state. It was unclear if Kiyoko was so idle because she was still in a state of shock or merely passed out or both.Dark holes replace the circles where her eyes were.

"Don't deny it! You've kept quiet about your passions for too long! We as court are listening!" Mikey making a bigger dumbass out of himself with every second. Ozu threw his chair at Mikey and he fell on the floor.

"Ouchie!" He said with a bruise on his head.

"You know what... I think I'm gonna stop pressing charges.." A business man said to another who agreed because of the awkwardness of this courtroom. Everybody started to quietly leave not really what to make of this. Soon enough even the judge was leaving with the police men. Kiyoko was still frozen in her chair and Ozu ran after everyone leaving.

"You deserve to hear the TRUTH! We were conspiring about escaping those stupid jail cells! Shouldn't that warrant?! A life's sentence?! Ten year sentence?! A DRIVING TICKET?! SOMETHING?!?!?! Put me in cuffs, PLEASE! COME BACK! " Ozu cried while on his knees.

 

 

 

this was such a good story. Mikey is such a fool but he deserved that chair thrown at him  

[Cha]

ty <3 what were your favorite parts and/or lines?

[WhoBibbles]

26 minutes ago, Phantom of the Soundstage said:

ty <3 what were your favorite parts and/or lines?

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY TO ME?!" part was hilarious.

Ozu thinking Mitsuki is a stranger and him throwing chair at Mikey as well.

[fortnitefan12]

girl, did you know that i am actually a better musician than you?

[WhoBibbles]

1 hour ago, Roger Waters said:

girl, did you know that i am actually a better musician than you?

And i say you certainly did not listen my songs.

 

I don't want Rachel Bloom to be compared.

[fortnitefan12]

1 minute ago, Rachel Bloom said:

And i say you certainly did not listen my songs.

 

I don't want Rachel Bloom to be compared.

Dude, it's a joke lol. Don't take it seriously

have you listened to Pink Floyd?

[WhoBibbles]

1 hour ago, Roger Waters said:

Dude, it's a joke lol. Don't take it seriously

have you listened to Pink Floyd?

I honestly don't recall

[fortnitefan12]

Happy Valentine's Day, Whobob!

I love you? <3

[WhoBibbles]

2 hours ago, Roger Waters said:

Happy Valentine's Day, Whobob!

I love you? <3

Gross holiday

But thanks

 

[Cha]

do u think kiyoko & ozu do anything for v's day?

[WhoBibbles]

1 hour ago, Phantom of the Soundstage said:

do u think kiyoko & ozu do anything for v's day?

They sue each othe with kiss emojis.

[Inanimate Carbon Rod]

Make poses with me?

[WhoBibbles]

1 hour ago, Paul McCartney said:

Make poses with me?

Sure laddie

[fortnitefan12]

Is your computer still broken?

[WhoBibbles]

1 hour ago, Roger Waters said:

Is your computer still broken?

My brother's computer and yeah. But my uncle is planning to download windows 7 to a disk and insert it in the computer. Until then i'm stuck with my phone but i'll be back to the rental apartment in a few days and I'll be back to my grandpa's computer.

 

[fortnitefan12]

18 minutes ago, Rachel Bloom said:

My brother's computer and yeah. But myuncle is planning to download windows 7 to a disk and insert it in the computer. Until then i'm stuck with my phone but i'll be back to the rental apartment in a few days and I'll be back to my grandpa's computer.

 

Man, Cytube on phone is hell, right?

[WhoBibbles]

1 hour ago, Roger Waters said:

Man, Cytube on phone is hell, right?

I couldn't agree more tbh but i can say that to all pages becuase it's hard for me to type on phone. At lesst cytube has a mobile version lol.

[Rebel the Wolfgirl]

Is she the crazy-ex girlfriend???

[WhoBibbles]

1 hour ago, Marilyn Manson said:

Is she the crazy-ex girlfriend???

That's a sexist term.

She's just a girl in love. She can't be held responsible for her actions. She has no underlying issues to adress. She is certifiably cute and adorbly obsessed. They say love makes you crazy. Therefor you can't call her crazy. 'Cause when you call her crazy, you are just calling her in love.

[Rebel the Wolfgirl]

11 minutes ago, Rachel Bloom said:

She's just a girl in love. She can't be held responsible for her actions. She has no underlying issues to adress. She is certifiably cute and adorbly obsessed. They say love makes you crazy. Therefor you can't call her crazy. 'Cause when you call her crazy, you are just calling her in love.

BUT SHE'S THE CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND???