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Status Updates posted by Nosferatu!

  1. MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

  2. MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

  3. Need...! Hatred...!

    1. WhoBibbles
    2. Aya♥

      Aya♥

      My name is not important... What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred... and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill... and it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

  4. Ocean Man makes me so emotional. <3

    1. The Drifter

      The Drifter

      Take me by the hand, lead me to the land, that you understand!

    2. OWM

      OWM

      Ocean man, a voyage to the center of the globe is a real trip!

  5. Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand <3

    1. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe

      is a real tripppp

  6. Plankton has his own gang in the new SB comic. I love everything.

  7. Plankton is diminutive and annoying. <3

  8. Plankton's wrath tastes like ice cream!

    1. Cha

      Cha

      I love how the music from Goofy Goober's played during that scene. <3

    2. Nosferatu!
  9. Pledge allegiance to my maniacal genius.

  10. PRESENTATION!

    1. Cha

      Cha

      WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE.

  11. Rest in peace, Wes Craven. Thanks for all the nightmares.

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      WHAT!?!?!?!?!?! :(

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      I know, I still can't believe it. :/

    3. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Rest in peace to him.

  12. Roses are red. Violets are blue. World domination has nothing on you.

  13. RUBBER BATH TOYS?!

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Squidward likes Patrick more than SpongeBob!

      *inadvertently signs up for SpongeBob Jeopardy*

    2. Cha

      Cha

      AND BOOBY DENNIS IS A DIRTY, ROTTEN, RANCID SEAHORSE! ...uh.... I can fix this...

  14. Shell City, here we come! (Taking a much needed trip. Be back Sunday. :P)

  15. So... who's all tuning in for the new SB tonight? ;)

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    2. Popeye Q. Krabs

      Popeye Q. Krabs

      I might do what Omair's doing. ;)

    3. Zaid
    4. abisert

      abisert

      I just came back from watching it ;)

  16. SpongeBob Comics are my life. I love 'em so much. <3

    1. Cha
    2. MMM

      MMM

      they're really good

    3. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      I actually teared up a bit at #46... why's it gotta be so darn cute?!

  17. Stupid van! You broke my finger!

    1. Cha

      Cha

      is dennis using vans to lure his assassin victims in with candy now

    2. Nosferatu!
  18. Swallowed a bug! I hate that. It totally ruins an evil laugh.

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    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      why does Sheldon use the term daddy so much

    3. Cha

      Cha

      why are sandy and him scientist who originated from the country

    4. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      so many questions, not enough answers

  19. Tell me, are you a badfish, too?

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    2. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      I'm a Canadian province.

    3. Sweat

      Sweat

      Of course i smell good. I use female body wash and I don't care for people who find that wrong :D

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      aint got no quarrels with God

  20. That's funny, I don't feel corrupt. In fact, I feel pretty good.

  21. The state fair starts in two days... I can't wait to clog my arteries with such sweet goodness. <3

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