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  1. kylie

    its a crazy night lets make it a freakshow

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      Don't stop it, let it flow. Let your inhibitions go

    2. Blackout

      Blackout

      omg

  2. kylie

    @clear is a rat

    1. Blackout

      Blackout

      If you hate:

      - cursing

      - angry people from Wisconsin

      then turn your camera off NOW.

    2. kylie

      kylie

      oh jen your ass. your ass is gonna get reamed

  3. kylie

    my new avatar is holy & glorious

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      miranda is #1

    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      FABULOUS 10/10

  4. kylie

    IS EXPERIMENTING WITH RODENT COREOGRAPHY SO WEIRD?!

    1. Blackout

      Blackout

      absolutely

    2. Blackout

      Blackout

      1 of my fav quotes

  5. kylie

    i take u to the candy shop

    1. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      I'll let you lick the lollipop

      Go 'head girl, don't you stop

      Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

      Weird lyrics

    2. Burgerpants

      Burgerpants

      ill melt in your mouth girl not in your hands

  6. kylie

    brave and fight song have more in common than brave and roar

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      ew don't compare sara bareilles to fight song

    2. Sweat

      Sweat

      At least Sara is a somebody who has a bit of talent.

  7. kylie

    did blaze get banned again

    1. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

    2. kylie

      kylie

      tragically beautiful

  8. kylie

    *sips loudly* i was just gonna tell you *stops slurping* CASSANDRA WAIT FOR A NATURAL LULL IN THE CONVERSEETION *continues drinking loudly*

    1. Cha

      Cha

      niece denise deserves that job more than cassandra ever could

    2. kylie

      kylie

      abby > cassandra if were being honest

  9. kylie

    hideaway by kiesza is the worst song i have literally ever heard in my entire life ever

    1. Cha

      Cha

      OH AH AH OH

    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      ^best part

  10. kylie

    todds best list slayed me 

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      Wait whaaat 

      his worst list isn't even up yet unless you're a Patreon member

    2. kylie

      kylie

      im a patreon member :* 

  11. kylie

    why is "whats my name?" the best rihanna song 

    1. Spongy272

      Spongy272

      I have no clue .-.

    2. TJ

      TJ

      omg I love Rihanna and that song <3 .

  12. kylie

    no spoilers but todds best list is beautiful 

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      My body is ready 

    2. kylie

      kylie

      get ready to be surprised (especially by #2 :funny:)

  13. kylie

    E•MO•TION is a flawless album 

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      Seriously.  Carly Rae Jepsen is too good for Top 40 radio.

    2. kylie

      kylie

      true as hell, run away with me & and when i needed you are iconic 

  14. kylie

    sbc just gave me a kpop ad, i suspect mdpp is behind this 

    1. kylie

      kylie

      its long gone but it was like "get the fresh-faced kpop look" and it was an ad for an online korean facewash market, which i thought was weird 

  15. kylie

    youre the best ever come in my life 

    1. Cha

      Cha

      me when they finally let ben be resurrected so that he can join otis at otisbucks as they live out their days, get married, have 5.8 kids in the luxurious barnyard home and raise their children up in the nohelpian spiritual way and retire at 86 years old, proud of their 12 grandchildren  

    2. kylie

      kylie

      now thats what i call goals

  16. kylie

    YOURE NEVER COMIN BACK HERE EEEEEEEEEEEVER

    1. Cha

      Cha

      BENARD TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF MY LITTLE YUM YUM MAN

    2. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      *sloooowly backs away from the crazy women*

  17. kylie

    *running* RAWR RAWR RAWR RAW-wheres the farmer

    1. Ron

      Ron

      rah rah rah ooh la la roma roma ma ma gaga gooh la la la

  18. kylie

    ive had 3 avatars in the past 24 hrs

    1. Cha

      Cha

      MY

      UDDERS

       ARE

      ON

      FIRE.

    2. kylie

      kylie

      AHHHHHHHHHHH *falls*

  19. kylie

     Im not gay, im not gay, but i dance around in a sex-y way, im not gay, no no way, but waching me dance will make you gay

    1. Cha

      Cha

      spiderman116_spideydancing1.gif

    2. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      CRANK DAT SPIDERMAN

  20. kylie

    youre the highlight of my lowlife

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      awww, thanksies.

    2. Cha

      Cha

      take a sensored day and make it alright :Lsd:

       

  21. kylie

    can your 'science' explain why it rains

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      The oceans are the chief source of rain, but lakes and rivers also contribute to it. The Sun's heat evaporates the water. It remains in the atmosphere as an invisible vapor until it condenses, first into clouds and then into raindrops. Condensation happens when the air is cooled.

      Gotta blast! :D

    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      giphy.gif

  22. kylie

    warning you must be 2445859589012356789093548608202585698456q37 yrs old and have 35 dildos in ur rectum

    1. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      ok, challenge accepted

    2. a_shot_here_we_go

      a_shot_here_we_go

      this post upsets me bc ozu did this to me 

  23. kylie

    i want to passionately make out with rockhopper from penguin club

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      me too

      his beard is sooo hawt

    2. Hayden

      Hayden

      Every penguin's dream

  24. kylie

    Okay, we’ll be nice to Arnold. We love his movies, but we’re upset that Celebrity Apprentice got canceled and he’s blaming everyone else.

     
    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      YOU PLAGIARIZED COOL CAT

      AND THAT'S NOT COOL

    2. Cha

      Cha

      oh NOOOOOOOO!

  25. kylie

    *abandoned on the road* I HOPE UR SHOW GETS CANCELLED!!!!!!

    1. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      What is THIS a reference to?

    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      Black Mirror - Nosedive

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