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  1. Joe Biden

    Okay, so I'm looking at this New Wave playlist on Spotify and I see, of all songs, "Red Red Wine" by UB40 on there.

     

    .........HOW THE HELL IS UB40 NEW WAVE????

    1. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Not only that, but I also see Dancing Queen by ABBA (from the '70s), Guns n Roses, and Beastie Boys on there too.

    2. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      if you're curious

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      you gotta fight for your right to new wave

  2. Joe Biden

    Okay, what happened with the YouTube player on here?

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I've seen this before, for me it's redirecting to the YouTube page. Not sure what causes it though.

    2. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Maybe it's a glitch?

  3. Joe Biden

    On Monday, I had a headache so I had to stay in bed for a while.

     

    And I'm pretty sure that the debate wouldn't have helped me.

  4. Joe Biden

    One of the first Super Bowl halftime shows I've ever watched. Reposting for nostalgic purposes:

     

  5. Joe Biden

    OUR HOUSE

     

    IN THE MIDDLE OF A STREET

    1. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      speaking of, who actually puts a house in the middle of their own street they'll block out traffic if they do that plus i think that's impossible and illegal for them to do that

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      it's madness

  6. Joe Biden

    Pearl Harbor.

  7. Joe Biden

    please save me, kirk cameron

  8. Joe Biden

    points to the lucky son of a bitch who gets the reference to my username

    1. Aya♥

      Aya♥

      I was going by Chrundle at the time

  9. Joe Biden

    randy newman should sing cars by gary numan for cars 3

    like if u agree

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      cars

      they drive in circles

      especially if you're a racecar!

      then you drive around in circles

      you pay randy now

  10. Joe Biden

    remember when will.i.am made a song about dexter's laboratory and it didn't sound like boring obnoxious club shit like scream & shout

     

    i'm only asking because it's been in my head all day

    1. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      Remember when Will.I.Am voiced Moto-Moto in "Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa"? "Pepperidge Farm Remembers"! :hysterical:

    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      *Member Berries voice* 'member will.i.am? 'member dexter's lab? 'member samurai jack? 'member outdated family guy memes? 'member chewbacca again?

  11. Joe Biden

    RIP Malcolm Young

     

    He's on the Highway to Heaven.

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Hoooooly schnitzel. This is a sad day indeed. Say what you will about AC/DC having the most formulaic music ever, but it is damn good formulaic music, and Malcolm's contributions to it can't be ignored. I hope he and Bon Scott are happy to see each other after all these years now.

    2. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      god damnit 2017

      MAKE IT STOP!

  12. Joe Biden

    So I found this XMAS playlist on Spotify that I'm subscribed to and I found out that Tommy Tutone made a version of "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" that's literally based off of "867-5309". And yes, it is indeed real.

     

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      "ecclectic"

  13. Joe Biden

    So the video for "See You Again" just dethroned "Gangnam Style" as most viewed video today...

     

    http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/la-et-entertainment-news-updates-july-wiz-khalifa-see-you-again-youtube-1499782561-htmlstory.html

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    2. kylie

      kylie

      omg dont even joke about paul rudd dying id cry

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      ant man

      more like

      ain't man

      :(

    4. Katniss

      Katniss

      ^ ok I love Paul Rudd but that made me laugh out loud 

  14. Joe Biden

    So to all of those people who supported Dr. Luke in the Dr. Luke/Kesha case that's STILL GOING ON, I hope you're all happy. I hope you're all fuckin' happy.

  15. Joe Biden

    So, uh, for those who don't know (especially year end rankers (smirk)), Prince has an official YouTube channel now.

    https://www.youtube.com/user/prince/videos

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    2. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Yes, he is.

       

      But he doesn't run the channel. I assume that the record company runs the channel.

    3. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Given his attitude towards posting his stuff on the web, Prince is rolling in his grave.

      Which is a good thing.

    4. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      y is that good

  16. Joe Biden

    So, uhhhhh, I was just called for jury duty. Hooray.

     

    I'M JUST GONNA CONVICT EVERYONE GUILTY MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Haha that's a rude awakening to adulthood's realities

      Hopefully you can get out of it, I've been called twice but never had to go

    2. NegiSpongie

      NegiSpongie

      If you do have to go, maybe you can get out of it by pretending you're racist lol

  17. Joe Biden

    Speaking my thoughts here since I can't reply to the GCAs.

     

    Congratulations to all the winners! I may not have won in any of the categories, but I'm still pretty grateful for making it into two of them (Funniest and Active). Plus, there's always next time. :)

    1. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      You can reply now.

  18. Joe Biden

    spongebob community is my city

  19. Joe Biden

    Spotify news: Peter Gabriel is on there now.

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      I WANNA BE YOUR

      *trumpet sound*

      SLEDGEHAMMAH!

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      and just when I deleted it too, good thing I have two of his albums

  20. Joe Biden

    steamboat willie did 9/11

  21. Joe Biden

    Super Mario Bros 2. is a bad game.

  22. Joe Biden

    Super Mario Bros. 2 is the worst Mario game in the entire series

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    2. SquiddyFace

      SquiddyFace

      I mean the Lost Levels is unironically trash tbh

    3. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      And that's where you are wrong, Silver. Because after doing even more research, I found out that "Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels" is the perfect predecessor to the first Mario game.

    4. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      lost levels kinda fun tho ngl but im also a masochist

  23. Joe Biden

    Thank you, @Mickey Mouse, for your full support of police brutality and Chinese concentration camps.

    Bugs Bunny would never do this and I'm happy he doesn't.

  24. Joe Biden

    That Brooklyn Nine-Nine clip with the suspects singing "I Want It That Way" honestly makes me want to watch that show now.

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    2. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      "It was #5. #5 killed my husband."

      "Oh my god, I forgot about that part"

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      It’s seriously my favorite pure comedy on television.  Check it out.

    4. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      WATCH IT WATCH IT ITS SO GOOD

       

  25. Joe Biden

    The "Free Churro" episode of Bojack Horseman losing to The Simpsons is the main reason why nobody likes the Emmys.

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    2. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      "Spongebob Squarepants" losing to "The Simpsons" is the main reason why nobody likes the Emmys! :rolleyes: Enough said! :cool:

    3. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      I thought people stopped taking the Emmys seriously when that one animated show that "deserves to be forgotten" won four awards

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Dear Vikings deserved to win again tbh

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