President Squidward

Just wanna take this moment to plug Skodwarde's final episodes, a journey you can begin to undertake at this link: https://www.thesbcommunity.com/topic/2597-skodwarde/?do=findComment&comment=916949

My sincerest thanks to everyone who stuck along for and even contributed to the ride throughhout the last 8 years. Skodwarde's legacy is just as much yours as it is mine's.

The "Free Churro" episode of Bojack Horseman losing to The Simpsons is the main reason why nobody likes the Emmys.

Well...

There's no easy way of saying it, but my older sister tried to down a bottle of pills and kill herself last night. She has been in the mental hospital 3 times in the last school year and now she's at the real hospital. Luckily, she did not die and instantly regretted it, but is now at the hospital so this is all a lot to deal with. I struggled paying attention in class after learning of this and probably shouldn't have gone to class (my professor for that class allows you to miss 3 classes that semester for mental health days/family emergencies/whatnot without penalty but you still need to make up work). Anyway, I didn't know that one of the things we worked on in class was graded that I didn't completely fill out because I couldn't focus because of what's going on. Now I've got a 0 in the gradebook and I'm scared of not being able to get A's/B's because I really want to make A's and B's to transfer the end of my sophomore year.

It's been a day.

omg I'm trying to take down my old ass YT account at 1 am and its turned into a nostalgia trip

That Sonic KO crossover was bad

Anyone else think the band Spongebob and friends should get back together?

Anyone else think the band Spongebob and friends should get back together?

Y'know, before today, I never would've thought I'd be able to run out of steam on Spongebob, but that's been starting to show. I guess I realized today that discussing SB isn't as fun after you've been doing it half the time for the past year or so.

it's been 5 years and just how the FUCK did a song as nothing as Cheerleader hit #1 for 6 weeks

weird but cool dream:

i dreamt i was at some kind of airport or mall with a couple of friends and a couple of office chairs. We had sit in these office chairs and use them to reach the end of the hall in a certain amount of time, while avoiding running into people. seems easy? but this hallway was HUGE and VERY LONG (these hallways were kinda curvy too, but they were really wide so they weren't like tight curves). The floors were smooth and icy too.

it was also a short amount of time we had to reach the end. and for some reason when we went rolling, we would go at breakneck speed. It was weird because we had to turn and slow down at just the right time (without coming to a complete halt) because it wasn't instantaneous like in a video game. another weird thing was the fact that the hallways themselves were only crowded at the sides. People were waiting next to the walls, but the middle was totally free, except for when a few people occasionally walked across the middle to block us. So it wasn't like they were actually shopping/waiting but they were an audience trying to create challenge by becoming the obstacles.

And for some reason I wasn't using my feet to move this thing, only when I needed to turn. This chair is telekinetic! In fact, I don't think I caused any of this speed. To avoid hitting people, I have to put my feet on the icy cold floor (but gently to slow down, not to stop immediately. i had to keep moving, it was a race). And then I had to paddle away from their direction. you're kinda forced to slow down a bit because you're kinda breaking the flow of the chair with your feet. And when you lift your feet, the chair speeds right back up. Maybe this airport/mall is seated tilting on top of a mountain?

Eventually it got faster and more people started walking across the hall. I was traveling at uncomfortable speeds trying not to crash into people but it was fun. It felt very video gamey.

So putting these things together, imagine a 3d game, kind of like an autoscroller where you have no influence of your speed going forward (except when you try to turn you kinda slow down), and you only have to focus on avoiding obstacles and turning. except the floor is like ice and the controls are like a tanks controls. the moment you see an obstacle pop up away in the distance, press left or right because it will take forever for you to actually move out of the way. it's like a bad game.

BACK OFF ME SWAG

i miss when knuckles was actually portrayed as sonics rival and his personality was the complete antithesis to sonic's, instead of literally just being a dumber sonic.

That moment when BFDI's second season was so bad the creator's didn't even finish it

mad respect for that pfp. Eek the Cat was lit

Earth might be the worst "song" ever.

like what the fuck is this

really devastated rn, after many arguments my parents are finally planning divorce

What episode had that scene where Squidward forcefeeds a customer and making helping him chew his food while he has an out of character stupid grin on his face? I fuckin hate it

when we all fall asleep, where do we go?

give this crazy tweet some love! 

WHAT THE FUCK I'M A CLAM?!

chracters without personalities

1. phineas and ferb

Son of a BITCH do I hate the Patriots. I know most everyone does but for me it goes much deeper than that. I am beyond hate. 17 years. 17 years have I put up with the Patriots and their nonstop Patriots winning. I have had to watch Tom Brady eat his fucking W's since 2001. My friend is a Broncos fan, he says "Oh yEaH I HatE tHe PaTriOtS tOo BrO" and I say You dumb bitch. Shut the fuck up with your dumb bullshit. We have to play them TWICE A YEAR, EVERY YEAR. and he says "yeah but" and I can't even hear him because at this point I'm thinking about that youtube thumbnail of a fat shirtless little boy tom brady at his combine and there is blood in my ears and hate in my heart. I can just imagine Bill Belichick watching him waddle is way through the 40 and licking his lips. FUCK. And don't even get me started on their fans. One of my "friends" is a Warriors and a Patriots fan. THEY'RE ON OPPOSITE COASTS YOU FUCK. And he has the nerve to call me out for being a lakers and a dolphins fan. LA DIDN'T HAVE A FOOTBALL TEAM WHEN I STARTED WATCHING, YOU STUPID BITCH. I CHOSE THE TEAM WITH THE PRETTY COLORS CAUSE I DIDNT REALIZE THEY WOULD HAVE SATAN HIMSELF IN THEIR DIVISION. AND THE PHINS AND LAKERS SUCK. I love how on this subreddit you can go to any given comment thread and find some idiot with a patriots flair talking about tom brady. Every patriots fan would let tom brady shit in their cereal every morning for a FORTNIGHT just to suckle one of his ring fingers. and I just KNOW that they're reading this right now, because they infest game threads like a ganon of leeches, and halfway through skimming it with their limited reading skills they realize they have an erection, so they ctrl+shift+n and search tom brady long hair until they bust a nut onto the keyboard, posting comments like "if this wasnt brady people would think this was cool" and "Le Belichick is da dark lord XD XD" or just "mmmphmmgofgpsngfjg" because they still have Tom Brady's DICK in their mouth. They say don't cheer for injuries. Fuck that. I hope Tom Brady gets hit by an airplane. He'll be screaming at one of his coaches who works day in and day out for him, because the pats are only up 49-3, and some insane fan will just lose it and prison shank him 18 times, and then once more for good measure. And I'll watch that shit on youtube for the rest of my life. I'll be there at his funeral to comfort Gisele with hors d'oeuvres but when it's my turn to sprinkle dirt on his coffin I'll drop a picture of Eli Manning instead. And when security drags me out for causing a rumpus I'll just laugh and laugh, because I know that I hired the insane fan to do it. It was my plan all along. All I had to do was promise him the chance to wear top bradys skin. Oh, you thought the funeral was closed casket out of respect? No, no my friend. His SKIN is gone. Where is it now, you ask? It's been... distributed. A small bribe to the chef was all it took. And now Gisele is wondering why her pig in a blanket has the faint taste of avocado ice cream, and the tears begin again as my laughter drowns out the wind and the rain. And the world keeps spinning. I am home now. Some days are good. Some days aren't. All I can do is live what life Brady has left me.

chracters without personalities

1. phineas and ferb