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President Squidward

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  1. President Squidward

    Holy tomatos E.V.I.L's still awake.

    1. sandycheeksisawesome

      sandycheeksisawesome

      Holy tomatoes?

  2. President Squidward

    My mom's car is fixed! But now I have to wait for the Disneyland trip, which is fine by me.

    1. SpongeyKid

      SpongeyKid

      Horray!!!

  3. President Squidward

    CNF keeps on making me nostalgic in the SBM chat. :P

    1. ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      That's my job! :P

  4. President Squidward

    "Finland!"

    1. DanGULK

      DanGULK

      Haha.

  5. President Squidward

    Damn son where'd ya find this

    1. Doctor Sex

      Doctor Sex

      Real trap shit

  6. President Squidward

    Why do some members have Enchanted tikis and Hawaiian tikis while some don't?

    1. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      It depends if you have been sorted onto a team. At the moment, Teams are locked, unfortunately. :/

  7. President Squidward

    Have you forgotten what we're looking for knee-deep in yesterday's Top 40 songs?!

    1. William Leonard

      William Leonard

      I keep thinking that joke was a metaphor for something, but i'm not sure what.

  8. President Squidward

    Even I find my Industrial Park topics to be stupid, yet I post them anyway. :P

    1. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      they're supposed to be stupid, it's in the forum description silly. :P

  9. President Squidward

    PORKCHOP SANWICHES

    1. Cha

      Cha

      Sledgehammer & Porkchop

  10. President Squidward

    That moment when you purchase a capture card on Amazon and they said you don't have enough money on your credit card when you have more than enough. *facepalm*

    1. Doctor Sex

      Doctor Sex

      That moment when you get an itunes gift card and everyones used it up by the time you wanna get something

  11. President Squidward

    ...LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER MICKEY D'S RUN! *crowd cheers*

    1. William Leonard

      William Leonard

      the mickey d's athletics challenge: run two miles to mcdonalds as an extremely fit runner, eat at mcdonalds, then shuffle to the nearest taxi as a 400 lb slob, and be driven to the finish line

  12. President Squidward

    Found a gif that's even better for my sig.

    1. Dougie Williams

      Dougie Williams

      No way its better than the one you have now.

  13. President Squidward

    OH BABY A TRIPLE

    1. Burgerpants

      Burgerpants

      baby makes uh, three

  14. President Squidward

    *goes back to movie avatar, waits for Nuggets to bring back his*

    1. OWM

      OWM

      I brought back my Sour Note avatars.

  15. President Squidward

    Guess who's Birthday is tomorrow???

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      happy b-day, Prez

  16. President Squidward

    Updated my profile since Christmas has been dead

  17. President Squidward

    Uptown Funk, you up?

    1. Cha

      Cha

      It went to bed mang.

  18. President Squidward

    STOP CALLING STOP CALLING I DON'T WANT TO TALK ANYMORE

    1. ooooooofy

      ooooooofy

      I LEFT MY HEAD AND MY HEART ON THE DANCE FLOOR

  19. President Squidward

    I'm surprised I haven't gotten any warnings yet. :P

    1. Supergameman

      Supergameman

      You'll jinx it.

  20. President Squidward

    Seeing the stuff I said that got posted in "Best song/album ever" that gets voted off first makes me feel like I have bad taste in music. ;_;

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      it's all good man

  21. President Squidward

    *rolls eyes* Pickup trucks...

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      that joke almost makes that whole movie worth it

      almost

  22. President Squidward

    I love whoever's doing the "woo" in Blurred Lines.

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      that would be Pharell ;)

  23. President Squidward

    why can't I be pretty like you

    1. kev

      kev

      KLUTZ

  24. President Squidward

    We made it rain... A lot.

    1. Cha

      Cha

      *BANJO*

  25. President Squidward

    tweet tweet squawk tweet tweet squawk

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      i taw i taw a puddy cat

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