Sweat

Also, if any of you actually still care about me reviewing the Rolling Stone 500, that's not coming back for the mere fact that my opinions have changed so much.

Since i'm bored, feel free to criticize this chart i made of my most listened-to songs of the past month:

50 - Spice Girls - Wannabe
49 - Plain White T's - Hey There Delilah
48 - Snoop Dogg - Gin and Juice
47 - Tiger Trap - Puzzle Pieces
46 - Le Tigre - Deceptacon
45 - Lorde - Royals
44 - The Dictators - Two Tub Man
43 - Macklemore and Ryan Lewis - White Walls
42 - Daft Punk - Instant Crush
41 - John Cale - Paris 1919
40 - Mazzy Star - Fade Into You
39 - SpongeBob SquarePants - Employee of the Month
38 - The Shangri-Las - Leader of the Pack
37 - The Flamingos - I Only Have Eyes For You
36 - Cocteau Twins - Lorelei
35 - Ellie Goulding - Lights
34 - The Velvet Underground - After Hours
33 - The Crystals - He's a Rebel
32 - Leonard Cohen - Suzanne
31 - The Magnetic Fields - The Things We Did and Didn't Do
30 - Twenty One Pilots - Stressed Out
29 - Joni Mitchell - A Case of You
28 - Tiger Trap - Words and Smiles
27 - Lil Uzi Vert - XO TOUR Llif3
26 - Mumford and Sons - The Cave
25 - Yung Gravy - Mr. Clean
24 - Fleetwood Mac - Rhiannon
23 - Lil Pump - Boss
22 - Dusty Springfield - You Don't Have to Say You Love Me
21 - Marcy Playground - Sex and Candy
20 - Geto Boys - My Mind Playin' Tricks on Me
19 - Dusty Springfield - Son of a Preacher Man
18 - Prince - Raspberry Beret
17 - Slowdive - Alison
16 - Pylon - Cool
15 - Team Dresch - Fagetarian and Dyke
14 - The Adverts - Gary Gilmore's Eyes
13 - The Tammys - Egyptian Shumba
12 - SpongeBob SquarePants - Where's Gary?
11 - Team Dresch - Screwing Yer Courage
10 - Chumbawamba - Amnesia
9 - The Beach Boys - Surf's Up
8 - Sparks - Falling in Love With Myself Again
7 - The Velvet Underground - Candy Says
6 - LCD Soundsystem - New York, I Love You But You're Bringing Me Down
5 - One Direction - Night Changes
4 - Tiger Trap - You and Me
3 - Liars - The Other Side of Mt. Heart Attack
2 - The Magnetic Fields - Come Back From San Francisco
1 - Tiger Trap - For Sure

you know you watch too much Todd if you recognize any of the names Pete Burns, Rob Parissi, Mike Score, Kevin Rowland, Stan Ridgeway, Justin Hawkins, Bjorn Skifs, Hakeem Seriki, etc.

I get that Christina Perri is irrelevant now and constantly mocked but honestly her song "Arms" is one of my fave songs of all time and i won't hear otherwise

Sweeping Declaration: "Unbelievable" isn't the best EMF song.

What do you guys do when you go into intense periods of self-hatred and feelings of uselessness

All-American Rejects is such a weird band because nobody cares about them but their hit songs are probably still fresh in the ears of 99.9% of Americans who were alive at the time.

my first song of the year was Rich Girl by Gwen Stefani, what was yours

I can't get no satisfaction, I heard it through the grapevine, I want you back, I want to hold your hand, I feel love, I walk the line, I bet you look good on the dancefloor, I wanna be your dog, I can't explain, I got you

GEORGE MICHAEL IS LITERALLY DEAD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU 2016

What the chocolate did you just nougating say about me, you little birthday cake? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tumblr meme queens, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on TiA, and I have over 300 confirmed downvotes. I am trained in dairy warfare and I’m the top swearer in the entire online armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the coffee out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my strawberry words. You think you can get away with saying that rocky road to me over the Internet? Think again, vanilla bean. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, butter pecan. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re chocolate chip cookie dough-dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in ice cream combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Tumblr dairy surprise shack and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable french vanilla off the face of the continent, you little Neapolitan. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your blue moon tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you lemon custard idiot. I will scoop moose tracks all over you and you will drown in it. You’re Superman dead, kiddo.

In hindsight, I can confidently say that 2009 was the best year for American pop music in the last few decades.

There's something amazing in starting to actually relate to songs and movies of teenage angst 'n love 'n such.

my parents got me a record player early for my birthday omg <33333333

Jesus Christ, Leonard Cohen is dead. Thanks for another musician death, 2016.

The new congress doesn't seem to be as republican-dominated as people say they are so I hope the democrats have a big voice in it.

I'm not boiling with rage like a lot of people are with Trump being president, but this is still gonna be a huge pain in the ass for everyone.

DOCTOR STRANGE WAS AWESOME OH MY GOD

I went to school today with two pieces of paper on me. The front was a shopping list, the back was a drawing of a ghost.

did the "short-sleeved t-shirt over a long sleeved shirt" thing stop being cool at a specific point or did it just fade away so gradually that nobody noticed

I need to stop being a holier-than-thou windbag in discussions about anything serious on here or in real life, man

IT'S 2016 AND AMERICA IS EXPERIENCING MASS HYSTERIA OVER KILLER CLOWNS I LOVE THIS YEAR

OH NO WHAT DID I DO TO MY NAME PLZ HELP

Marching band is worth it when you stay all day at school for multiple homecoming-related things. I had such a blast, even if my throat is sore and dry from shouting.

this year's election got more people to be tuned into politics, but at what cost