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  1. Sauce Mama

    *brother slams door super hard out of anger because he apparently left his phone in the car* chill out bruh wtf

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      I mean pooba

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      GOOOOOO!

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      "Last night she slammed so many doors I thought we were gonna get arrested!"

  2. Sauce Mama

    I just finished an 11 page essay I think I'm more senile than ever HAHAHAHA!

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      you go gurl

    3. ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      You guys have finals already? We don't have them until January.

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      Only 799 more words to go!

  3. Sauce Mama

    Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player. .... Mediocre?

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      My, that came out wrong.

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      HAHAHA! Indeed it did. Haha that's one of my favorite quotes too. ;D

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Yes, I should say that whenever I find myself having to leave and go somewhere.

  4. Sauce Mama

    When is the best time to wear a striped sweater?

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    2. box

      box

      I AM A SUPPORTER OF THIS RIOT. YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE THAT, RIGHT?

    3. Cha

      Cha

      that one special sweater....

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Uhh, ok. Let's see there's a nun, an astronaut, and a hairdryer....

  5. Sauce Mama

    Holy crud guys, I don't think I've ever hear louder thunder. We're having one of those monsoonal storms and it's raining like mad! I'm loving every minute of it!!

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    2. box

      box

      NoCal gets rain but we haven't had much this summer :|

    3. thespongebobfan

      thespongebobfan

      haha I wish Texas would get some rain...

    4. William Leonard

      William Leonard

      Here in Ireland we have a swirling 'vortex' of rain and thunder almost half the size of the country raging outside my house. Just the excuse I need to go to SBC more. :P

  6. Sauce Mama

    WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK?!

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      I can't eat anything ODD NUMBERED!

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      But it's in your drink, you don't have to eat it.

    4. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      I threw it away because I'm EVIL!

  7. Sauce Mama

    Only three out of the four Fantastic Four members are on. #notcomplete

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      But the Game Boards not the saaaaame withooouuut yoooouu

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Now only half of the F4 are here. Oh the inhumanity!

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      :smirk:
  8. Sauce Mama

    Agents assemble

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    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      I'm an intruder. :P

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      Hah that was a hologram clappy YOULL NEVER GET ME ALIVE

  9. Sauce Mama

    remember when SBC had overlord reigns? heh heh those were the days

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      I know we still have the item, I'm just saying it's been a while since someone's done it.

    3. JCM

      JCM

      I still have an Overlord item, I just don't know what to do with it.

    4. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      JUST USE IT NOW MAN

  10. Sauce Mama

    lmfao remember Jet Fusion? 

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      I mean, Beautiful Gorgeous is a product of his semen. My guy must've finished something

    3. Cha

      Cha

      that manlet probably shot his load early, so still only did half of something 

    4. NegiSpongie

      NegiSpongie

      I remember that wedding episode of Jet Fusion.

  11. Sauce Mama

    What? It's just an ordinary- OH MY GOODNESS!!

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    2. Macseed

      Macseed

      Okay Daddy, I've decided I'm gonna run away! Run away and find a new daddy!

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      What the barnacles is going on??

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      I think you just said the password.

  12. Sauce Mama

    Thank you guys so much for this new position! I'm soooo excited! :D

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    2. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      congrats SUS

    3. ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      Congrats Smiles! :D

    4. Jellatine

      Jellatine

      Yay congrats, Smiles! :D

  13. Sauce Mama

    AHHHH! One my biggest pet peeves is when the sheets on my bed come unraveled at the bottom, and then my feet get cold, and then I have to redo the sheets, and then I am one unhappy Sauce Mama.

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Hate to break it to you Steel, but I live in an apartment complex with a broken elevator and a roommate who is not as superior of an intellect as I.

    3. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      That sounds much worse, your Clapiness.

    4. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Story of a horrid sleeping night

  14. Sauce Mama

    I got GENES.

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      Jeans skinny, like Squidward.

    3. JCM

      JCM

      I didn't know what genes or jeans were when I was a kid.

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      So what you're telling me JCM is that you walked around without jeans?

  15. Sauce Mama

    *crosses fingers* Please rain. Please rain.

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    2. SG19

      SG19

      ^Same here.

    3. ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      Horray for you guys! It sprinkled a littl bit earlier today.

    4. Macseed

      Macseed

      Yay it rained in this part of Socal! :)

  16. Sauce Mama

    Heck yeah! 3-day weekend! AOOOOOH!

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    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Yeah, armed forces is what I mean by workforce.

    3. JCM

      JCM

      We don't get a day off for veterans' day, but the four day weekend last week more than made up for it.

    4. Ron

      Ron

      YYAAAAYYY!

  17. Sauce Mama

    What do you call a vampire whose car breaks down 3 miles from a blood bank?

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    2. Macseed

      Macseed

      VampILES?

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Count Sauce-ula?

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Sauceferatu?

  18. Sauce Mama

    I am officially on break. Let the party begin.

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Looks like Box and Max partied til they're purple.

  19. Sauce Mama

    In the movie, the hero teams up with a buddy, and they get the poop on the robot.

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      *pulls out How To Torture Book*

    3. Cha

      Cha

      *pulls out How To Torture Book*

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      lol at oof.

  20. Sauce Mama

    I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before midnight, then when it finally gets here I'm gonna tell the pizza guy I ORDERED THIS LAST YEAR!

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      Ask him if he works at Pizza Castle too.

    3. Cha

      Cha

      Ask him if he works at Pizza Castle too.

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Ok! And I'll ask him if his name is Mario, too.

  21. Sauce Mama

    I'm not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme, or a hijacking here, I STOLE A BALLOOOON!

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    2. naomi123

      naomi123

      er ist schlecht, weil er einen Ballon gestohlen. und es ist nicht einmal frei Ballon Tag! Ich bin nie schlecht.

  22. Sauce Mama

    just a small town gurl

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    2. Someone

      Someone

      the smell of wine and cheap perfume

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      IF HE EVER HURTS YOU, TRUE LOVE WON'T DESERT YOU

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      YOU KNOW I STILL LOVE YOU, HOW WE TOUCHED AND WENT OUR SEPARATE WAYS

  23. Sauce Mama

    school's out for the summuh

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      If I was an underclassmen my summer would start next week. But my graduation is tomorrow so they let us out early

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      lol I beat you all be like a month

    4. TJ

      TJ

      June 27 :c

  24. Sauce Mama

    What seems to be the officer, problem?

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    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Beer in Manhattan fight.

    3. Dougie Williams

      Dougie Williams

      That's a Clown comment,bro

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I swear to drunk I'm not God

  25. Sauce Mama

    I possess the enhanced version of Prez's avatar

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Nah I actually didn't, but if you feel that way then so be it

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      OMJ, how could you?!

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      I love messing things up

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