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  1. Sauce Mama

    That thing's green. AHAHAHAHA! GREEN! HAHAHA!

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      HEY is that one PURPLE? PURPLE is my FAVORITE COLOR!

    3. Cha

      Cha

      Hey this isn't half better. HEY WORLD, Pretty Patties is the best idea EVER.

    4. Sweat

      Sweat

      *scene to Mr. Krabs watching a soap opera*

  2. Sauce Mama

    The awkward moment when you went to a restaurant to order a burger, only to have the cocky waiter tell you their all out of beef but they can substitute it for buffalo meat. NO THANK YOU.

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    2. Macseed

      Macseed

      I hate it when things like this happen.

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      @terminoob

      I agree. These rip-off employees don't get Pepsi is sweeter. Even though both of those suck. Sam's cola FTW!

    4. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      @terminoob

      I agree. These rip-off employees don't get Pepsi is sweeter. Even though both of those suck. Sam's cola FTW!

  3. Sauce Mama

    The customer? I'll boil the customer IN HOT OIL AND I'LL RIP OUT HIS- I mean uhhhh yes! For the lovely customer.

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      But you can take these patties, ma'am. I made them in the off chance that you'd decide to instigate some bun inspection today, Miss Sauce, sir!

  4. Sauce Mama

    The fact that these 16 year olds get brand new BMW's, Porsches, and Audi's (my freaking dream car) just amaze me. As if they weren't spoiled enough.

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      For meeee?? Ohhhhhhh! *faints*

    3. Macseed

      Macseed

      Thinking of that video from Clappy's 16000th: That is not the boatmobile I want! The party's off!

    4. Ninramaburgergirl

      Ninramaburgergirl

      lol i know it smiles

  5. Sauce Mama

    The full moon is soooo pretty. :D

    1. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      My girlfriend turned into the moon.

    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      ...That's rough, buddy.

    3. box

      box

      Oh that is so rough. Sorry OMJ.

  6. Sauce Mama

    THE HOOKS!! THE HOOKS!!

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    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      no not the...*gulp* perfume department. nnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Aoooooheeee. Mother of pearl. Fire on the poop deck.

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      The Hooks! The Hooks are on FIYAH!

  7. Sauce Mama

    The ice cream truck outside is playing classical music. #whatisthis

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      waaaat.

    3. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      My ice cream truck plays Come All Ye Faithful, even when it's not Christmas...

    4. Cha

      Cha

      Pfft I love classical music

  8. Sauce Mama

    The Krusty Krab. Come spend your money HERE!

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Compared to all the times I've won? HA!

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      *looks like a steamed carrot only smarter*

  9. Sauce Mama

    The POWER WITHIIIIIN! yeah...

    1. Pearl

      Pearl

      Yo...

  10. Sauce Mama

    The songs on the radio are ok, but my taste in music is your face.

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      gah I love that song

  11. Sauce Mama

    Throwin' it back with mah first creepy-ish avatar. #smiles

    1. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      REALLY??

  12. Sauce Mama

    Time to start my advent calendar. Happy December :D

    1. ooooooofy

      ooooooofy

      YAAAAAYYY

  13. Sauce Mama

    TIME TO WATCH THE BACHELOR! #willyouacceptthisrose?

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      I'm the bachelor next season. #plottwist

    2. Cha

      Cha

      But then I replace Clappy as the bachelorette. #doubleplottwist

  14. Sauce Mama

    Times like these, and times like those. What will be will be, and so it goes.

    1. kev

      kev

      so yes it will, and no it won't, yes means yes, and no means go. :P

  15. Sauce Mama

    TRAP LORD

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    2. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      A$AP $auce

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Hell yes. I think I'll change my name to that.

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      nvm it won't let me use the dollar sign x(

  16. Sauce Mama

    Two-night Bachelorette special starts tonight and I'm gonna be in heaven.

  17. Sauce Mama

    Ummm, did I miss something? License to Milkshake is on at 8 right? Well here I am all ready to go and its not on. :(

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    2. SG19

      SG19

      You can catch it tomorrow at 7:30 a.m. your time or 4 p.m. Pacific on Sunday.

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      ok sweet, thanks SG!

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      Or you can check them out on Nick.com, can't you? That's what I do sometimes. :P

  18. Sauce Mama

    VINTAGE SBC

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    2. MMM

      MMM

      Woah

    3. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      YESYESYERS I LOVE THIS!!!

    4. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      vintagelol

  19. Sauce Mama

    Waayyy wook! It's Wlapward! Wlapward's woing to work.

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    2. Macseed

      Macseed

      Wow Wlapward! Why ware wou wacting wike whis?

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      I sure hope me and my nose can fit in.

    4. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      WLAMMAS ARE GONNA KWILL WUS AWWLLL

  20. Sauce Mama

    Watermelon is so refreshing on days like this.

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    2. Macseed

      Macseed

      Agreed with EVIL.

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      I agree with myself, thank you.

    4. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      I agree with that alien from Mars.

  21. Sauce Mama

    We are workers united! We're tired of your smelly greed! And we're gonna saw all your tables, and we're gonna smash stuff with the people's hammer. And we're gonna... We're gonna... Squidward, what was that other part?

  22. Sauce Mama

    We were at the beach... Everybody had, MATCHING TOWELS!

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      ROCK LOBSTA!!

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      ROCK LOBSTUH?

    4. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Ruck Lubba??

  23. Sauce Mama

    WE WILL WIN THIS FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!

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    2. Pinky

      Pinky

      You may have won the battle, but you haven't won the war.

    3. Moar Boy

      Moar Boy

      Ummm, ura?

    4. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      USSR! USSR!

  24. Sauce Mama

    We're not gonna take it! NO! We ain't gonna take it! We're not gonna take it, ANYMORE!!

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    2. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      loltwistedsister

    3. Sabre

      Sabre

      I love that episode! Especially when Pops starts singing Footloose!?

    4. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      DEE SNIDA!

  25. Sauce Mama

    Well Cha, this forum ain't big enough for just the two of us!

    1. Cha

      Cha

      I counted your lashes as three. :smirk:

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