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  1. Sauce Mama

    Sitting, waiting, wishing...

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      I can't always be playing playing your fool.

    3. Cha

      Cha

      I can! *audience laugh that goes to the Seinfield theme song*

    4. Cha

      Cha

      I can! *audience laugh that goes to the Seinfeld theme song*

  2. Sauce Mama

    Having myself a good Jack Johnson session <3

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Web Wohnson.

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Pythonson

    4. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      Oh my Clappin' Jenkins, I love those names!

  3. Sauce Mama

    steezy

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    2. Doctor Sex

      Doctor Sex

      yeezy

    3. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      Easy breezy (beautiful CoverGirl)

    4. sandycheeksisawesome

      sandycheeksisawesome

      Meezy

  4. Sauce Mama

    I can show you the wooorld.

    1. Cha

      Cha

      I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE.

  5. Sauce Mama

    FEELS LIKE THE FIRST TIME! FEELS LIKE THE VERY FIRST TIME!

  6. Sauce Mama

    HIS CHOPS ARE TOO RIGHTEOUS

    1. Aya♥

      Aya♥

      https://31.media.tumblr.com/392b4d8f28b01398adb81f35862f4050/tumblr_myv0lynLCS1t7fk47o3_250.png
  7. Sauce Mama

    doo-wop

    1. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      mmm bop

    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      shoo wop

    3. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Ain't no lovin' my man. Shoo-wop, shoo-wop.

  8. Sauce Mama

    Nothing like my tradition of fainting in church. #MerryChristmas

  9. Sauce Mama

    Hit me again, Melvin.

  10. Sauce Mama

    *wants to make hot chocolate* *too cold to get up from under blankets*

  11. Sauce Mama

    Burn out the day, burn out the night. I can't see no reason to put up a fight.

  12. Sauce Mama

    Don't be a cotton headed ninny muggins!

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      SON OF A NUTCRACKER

  13. Sauce Mama

    WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE.

    1. Cha

      Cha

      YOU CAN RUN

    2. MMM

      MMM

      BUT NO CAN HIDE

    3. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      ARE YOU READY TO GO

  14. Sauce Mama

    lol friendzone

    1. Cha

      Cha

      I forgot, this is a no friendzone.

  15. Sauce Mama

    Time to start my advent calendar. Happy December :D

    1. ooooooofy

      ooooooofy

      YAAAAAYYY

  16. Sauce Mama

    R.I.P. Paul Walker. I'm crying.

    1. kev

      kev

      :(
    2. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Rest in peace to him.

  17. Sauce Mama

    I really can't stay, baby it's cold outside.

    1. Ron

      Ron

      that song <3

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      SAY WHAT'S IN THIS DRINK

  18. Sauce Mama

    Pumpkin pie is the greatest pie in the universe. And there ain't nothin you sissies can do about it.

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    2. ooooooofy

      ooooooofy

      Cookie pie

    3. MMM

      MMM

      <3

    4. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      yes, yes it is.

  19. Sauce Mama

    New profile song :3

    1. kev

      kev

      :3

  20. Sauce Mama

    FIRMLY GRASP IT!

    1. kev

      kev

      And that's what he said!

    2. Cha

      Cha

      No.

  21. Sauce Mama

    Its a device so sinister, so icy cold that when it touches your bare flesh PSSSSSSSSSSST!!

  22. Sauce Mama

    #exhausted

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      #SeniorLife

      Or at least that's how I felt a lot my senior year too.

  23. Sauce Mama

    When in doubt, bat yer lashes.

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    2. Jellatine

      Jellatine

      and flies away with them.

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      FAKER WITH DEM LASHES!

    4. Cha

      Cha

      Don't tell me what to do.

  24. Sauce Mama

    I'm not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme, or a hijacking here, I STOLE A BALLOOOON!

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    2. naomi123

      naomi123

      er ist schlecht, weil er einen Ballon gestohlen. und es ist nicht einmal frei Ballon Tag! Ich bin nie schlecht.

  25. Sauce Mama

    Ibi hibaveibent mibade iba Sibauceibenibese stibatibus ibin iba libong tibime.

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      "I guess Jenkins has Saucenese all figured out."

    3. Aya♥

      Aya♥

      dicks

    4. Cha

      Cha

      vah jay jays

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