Wumbo

when your legs don't work like they used to before

LITTLE WILLY WILLY WON'T GO HOME

Using the term "rose-coloured glasses" in your review is an excellent way to get me to tune out.

These 2010 threads are seriously hurting me.

x gon give it to ya

For those wondering, my next avatar will be the lead singer from Hinder. Give it time.

Request: drop what you're doing and listen to "Obscene Phone Caller" by Rockwell

hard like geometry, trigonometry

attn: Cha Clappy Halibut and anyone else in the mood for a ToddInTheShadows marathon: report to SBC Music

who dat who dat

If I ever said anything bad about Ellie Goulding I take it back because everything she touches is gold to me rn.

Happiness is finding out SOF liked a post you made from 2011.

Why is Same Love my #1 song of 2013 why didn't I just make it Get Lucky like everyone else

God, did they just let ANYONE sing in 1990? The amount of atrocious singers this year is astounding.

There's something liberating about hearing Ellie Goulding say "bitch". brings her down to earth.

It's that day where I send valentines to everyone's Ask threads. Prepare yourselves.

Gotta admit, "Beg For It" is starting to become almost enjoyably trashy to me. It's like Iggy Azalea's "This is How We Do".

hey yo hey yo hey yo hey yooooo

I might be too strung out on compliments, overdosed on confidence, passin' up on those moccasins someone else has been walkin' in

After much self-deliberation I'm going with Courtney Love as my favourite female musician of the 90's.

So I was watching Music Video Sins and holy shit there's a horse neighing in "Talk Dirty".

chandeleeheer, from a chandeleeheeeer

You gotta gotta gudda gudda grocery bag

and the trumpets they go

There is not a single bad or mediocre moment in "Uptown Funk".