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  1. Super Bass

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      super toilet

    3. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      AH! TOO MUCH CLOGGING

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      This one is for the boys with the boomin system

    1. SpongeyKid

      SpongeyKid

      Woo! Can't wait to see how it all goes down, I hope there'll be lots of controversy episodes

      :sneaky laugh:

  2. Dear Future Husband is an atrocity of a song. Loathe it.

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Not only that but it's typecasting females in such a bad fashion by saying they are suppose to be so heavily reliant on men while all women do is buy groceries and exchange chores for sexual favors.

    3. Katniss

      Katniss

      Feminism! *said in the tone of Film Brain's "Symbolism!"*

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Meghan Trainor has pretty much reduced herself and all of femininity to big booties in all three of her songs. I honestly think she's one of the worst influences and dumbest people we've got in music these days.

  3. Watch your language now.

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    2. sbl

      sbl

      Ahem ahem, it's actually MILD sentence enhancers. They are soooo much better.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      No cursing in front of Claptain America.

    4. Katniss

      Katniss

      But Claptain Planet can buck off. :P

  4. Garfield minus Garfield.

    1. Cha
    2. Burgerpants

      Burgerpants

      Square Root of Minus Garfield

  5. So Wumbo and I have something special planned. Stay tuned.

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Okay, I love the notion that if we had a kid it would be named after me.

  6. What am I doing here on a Wednesday?

    1. Aya♥

      Aya♥

      living life before Survivor

    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      Not losing since Tuesday was yesterday. :smi- oh wait that means... :(

    3. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Feeling good on a Wednesday

  7. I finally have a laptop again which means I can go back to writing again!

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    2. E.V.I.L.
    3. Burgerpants

      Burgerpants

      (M.Bison reference thats SO FANNY LAWLLL ok not really)

    4. abisert

      abisert

      IT'S THE BESTTTTT DAYYYY EVVVERRRR!!!!

  8. Go Clappy! It's your birthday. I'm going to party like it's my birthday.

  9. R.I.P. Clappy's laptop 2010-2015. After a rough first few months, that damn laptop got me through five years. Hell of a lot longer than the one before. I'm going to miss it.

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    2. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Sorry about your laptop. I hope that you get a really good new one.

    3. E.V.I.L.
    4. Pearl

      Pearl

      I'm back!

  10. Today's the only day to have a reasonable excuse to eat pie all day.

    1. Aya♥

      Aya♥

      do tacos count

    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      But tacos aren't 3.14

    3. Cha

      Cha

      Today's the only day to have a reasonable excuse to fry Krabs all day.

  11. Christian Mingle the Movie is such a train wreck of a movie. It's fascinating how awful it is.

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    2. Elastic Dawg
    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      UP - Uplifting Entertainment

    4. Fat Lenny

      Fat Lenny

      is it better than saving christmas

  12. Maybe it's because of the source material, but that new song Earned It by The Weeknd makes my skin crawl.

    1. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      YOU MAKE IT LOOK LIKE ITS MAGIC

  13. Finally going to get the first snowstorm of the season tomorrow and -4 degree temperature. Man I'm so glad I took that four day weekend now.

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      Inb4 E.V.I.L.

    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      isnt it amazing <3

  14. Gave myself a four day weekend for the holiday. Sometimes it costs to be the boss. ;)

  15. So...that movie....

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    2. Sweat

      Sweat

      Was it good?

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      I think my thoughts in the discussion thread will answer any questions.

  16. New music review posted yesterday. New Crap Cinema posted today. My Top 10 Best Movies of 2014 coming tomorrow. New ATTWL coming Sunday. Tons of writings finally being posted.

  17. Good morning world and all who will be inhabiting the theaters for the new SpongeBob movie.

  18. Gas prices are low, Missy Elliott is on the iTunes Top 10, a SpongeBob movie is coming to theaters tomorrow. It sure feels good to be back in 2004 again.

    1. President Squidward
    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      You mean to tell me it's not 2004?

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      No.

      If it was 2004, iPods would be introuduced and AT&T would be Cingular. also cars won't look that nice like they do now :P

  19. That Super Bowl ending was a preventive accident.

    1. Aya♥

      Aya♥

      The Seahawks could have won the Super Bowl, but they died of an accident

    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      That Nationwide kid would have had Marshawn Lynch run the football, but he died in a preventive accident.

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