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I knew I should've gotten the turbo.

I'm torn between apple and orange juice but I gotta go with orange, specifically if it's homemade

Nahhh it’s all about them Reese eggs

The bus arrives in Rock Bottom. Everyone steps out, ready to put the hunt for Puffy Fluffy to rest. Squidward: What's that map of yours say, Sandy? Sandy: It's lookin' like he should be...AAH! Right in front of us! Everyone screams. However, all that appears in front of them is an average Rock Bottomite. Bottomite: Can I *pbfft* help you? Squidward: Sir, we're trying to find a large, monstrous, green creature, and for all we know he's right here. Have you seen anything like that? Bottomite: Hmm *pbfft*, large and *pbfft* monstrous? I haven't *pbfft* seen anything *pbfft* of the sort *pbfft*. The only thing that *pbfft* fits is *pbfft* the green part, but *pbfft* that's referring to *pbfft* my new pet. He steps aside to reveal Puffy Fluffy, back in his harmless form. The GPS starts beeping rapidly. GPS: COMPLETE DNA MATCH. Scooter: Wait, man. That's the thing we've been hunting down? Ahahahaha! Ahahahahahaha! He couldn't hurt a fly! Ahahahahahaha! Gary crawls off Squidward's back. Gary: Meow. (We meet again.) Upon seeing Gary, Puffy Fluffy immediately turns back into its monster form and roars. In the process it squashes a nearby fly. Scooter: Guess I spoke too soon. Ahahahahahaha, hahahaha! Let's slay this thing. Gary puts on a cowboy hat and tries to lasso Puffy Fluffy's tongue-mouths. He dodges, sending one of his tongues after Gary, who jumps over it. Tom, whose patience is wearing thin, throws his torch directly into one of Puffy Fluffy's eyes. He shrieks and starts running away. The yelling mob follows him. Bottomite: ...huh. Well *pbfft*, I guess a-*pbfft*-nother new pet is in *pbfft* order. Nice knowing you *pbfft*, Douglas! During the chase, Larry assists Gary by throwing him in Puffy Fluffy's direction. Gary swings his lasso again, and this time actually manages to tie up Puffy Fluffy's tongues. He plants himself on the ground, struggling to keep the monster in place. The whole of Bikini Bottom grabs onto Gary like they're playing a record breaking game of tug-of-war. When it becomes clear that Puffy Fluffy isn't going anywhere, a chant rings out as Squidward runs up. Everyone: Stab the green thing! Stab the green thing! Squidward: Let's get this over with so I can go home and play my cla- uh, I mean, get a good night's sleep! He thrusts his pitchfork down, stabbing it in Puffy Fluffy's other eye. He schreeches a final time and slumps over. Everyone cheers, throwing their weapons aside in celebration. Krabs: Well Squidward, I'd say this makes up for you missing work yesterday. Squidward: Oh, right. That. Krabs: Eh, it wasn't a busy day anyway. You'd be surprised how many people don't want a patty when a snail is cooking them. Besides, I get to keep more of me money! Ararararararar! While he laughs, unbeknownst to everyone Puffy Fluffy is getting back up. He growls, catching everyone off guard. The mob freezes in fear, but before Puffy Fluffy can attack them, he is suddenly stabbed through the heart with a stray pitchfork, dying for real. Standing on his back is Patrick. Patrick: I win! Squidward: PATRICK? Why are you even down here? Patrick: This is where they're holding the Sock Condom convention. It's my favorite show! But I heard this guy trashing on it so, well, he's gotta die! Before anyone can process this, an out of breath Plankton comes running up. Plankton: (panting) Oh, you imbeciles! Why did you waste your time doing this? Killing that thing didn't accomplish anything! Squidward: But it kept me up all night! Krabs: And it tried to- Plankton: I don't care what it did!! One, it would've been fine down here as it isn't hostile towards Bottomite life, two, this means all your problems would've had easy solutions, and three, he isn't the enemy here, SpongeBob is! He ignored the storekeeper's warning, stole this nudibranch, and allowed it into his house to act on its instincts! Squidward: What? Why didn't you tell us earlier?! Plankton: I tried to, but that despicable crustacean flicked me away! Krabs: Heh, sorry. Force of habit. ...wait. Plankton, how do you know SpongeBob stole this creature? Plankton: I was getting to that. I'll admit to you, in an attempt to gather as much information I could about the Krabby Patty secret formula, I've been...y'know........spying on SpongeBob for the past few days. Everyone gasps. Plankton: But do you know what I've learned about it? Zilch! In fact, the only knoweldge I seem to have gained from this is that SpongeBob is an insufferable moron! Karen, would you please? She rolls up and a video from inside SpongeBob's house plays on her screen. Karen: (SpongeBob: Gary! You put Fluffy down right now! Bad boy, Gary! Bad!) The whole scene plays out. Everyone is speechless. Karen: (SpongeBob: Well Gary, what do you have to say for yourself?) The video cuts. Puff: Dear King Neptune... Sandy: And I thought Patrick was dumb. Patrick: And I thought Gary was dumb. Gary: Meow! (Why you-) Squidward: Well, I think it's clear we've all had enough of SpongeBob's nonsense for the next few lifespans. But we can't just kill him; how are we supposed to deal with this? Plankton: Don't worry, I've got the perfect idea. The next day... And that's how the nudibranch storekeeper went out of business...I mean, how National No SpongeBob Day began. Huh? What do you mean "this episode aired in the season before"? SpongeBob SquarePants has never had continuity, get over yourself! THE END