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  1. This time two weeks ago, I was on top of the world. I had just gotten my first kiss, I got to see other members of my immediate family for the first time in a year and a half, and I was starting to enjoy work again for the first time in years. I thought I could actually find some sort of happiness in my life, which has seemed unattainable for so long. Now, that relationship that I thought might happen clearly won't, I've been fired from my job, and I've lost a member of my immediately family for the third time in five years. It's just so deflating having the possibility of happiness dangl
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  2. JCM Begins a New Legacy (JCM walks into jjs' office covered in bruises.) jjs: The fuck happened to you? JCM: We started dodgeball in PE today. It didn't go well for me. jjs: Shit, I'm sorry. You want something to do that's less likely to end with you getting pummeled? JCM: Sure! jjs: I'm supposed to meet with the people at Paramount about doing an official collaboration with SpongeBob, but I don't want to, so as long as you promise not to fuck it up, I'll send you there in my place. JCM: Oh, my gosh! We'll have SpongeBob SquarePants in the flesh at this schoo
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  3. 42. Gary and Mark (Gary & Spot) Gary and Mark [The event begins the night in a bikini.] Sand: Neighboring Wild Her old friend Cindy Gal and Bikini are finally a historical reality It was a long day and all the germs of the city were ready to release the grass [Fred is shown brushing his teeth and Debbie talks to Richard about his baby while he sleeps.] Where: Hello! [The scene goes to SpongeBob's house, where SpongeBob and Gary are getting ready to sleep.] Sand: Even SpongeBob and Gary look good with their tired heads Kanrin: Lee Po bea
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  4. Hi, I'm new, you can call me Isrrael.
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  5. 10 years ago this month, this very forum had entered its brony phase whereas several member have changed their pfp and signatures to fit the MLP:FiM theme. I have changed just my pfp to celebrate this small occasion.
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  6. yes Welcome to SBC. Have a fun!
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  8. Here we go people! This is my 5000th post on SBC. I have made it this far. Will I ever crack 10000th? It's so good to see this forum is still kicking and well along with members old and new having a blast time. We have gone through tough times but we have made it together, thanks to all of us being a giant family. I don't wanna get too emotional about this (my 10th year anniversary hasn't arrived yet, saving tears for that!) but I really am glad to be a part of this community and made some friends along the way thanks to a yellow kitchen sponge. So what shall I do for this mile
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  10. So you know how I said I wanted to make a comic but I was too anxiety ridden to do it??? Well- Do you ever just make something on impulse and just put so much work into it that you kinda have to just run with it now??? W E L L UH THIS HAPPENED AND I FIGURED I SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE A TOPIC SPECIFICALLY FOR IF I DO CONTINUE- High Quality Stitched Together Version:
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  11. Alright its a couple days early woohoo woohoo im just like doug ford reopening ontario SBC'S Top 50 Best Episodes Ever (for 2021)
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  12. Highlight: Doctor Interrupt Wow, he's so handsome he made a old woman walk.
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  13. You happen to be Employee of the Month for Summer 2021! I'm not a moderator, I just wanted to tell you.
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  14. 2. "Hey! Don't you go crying on me! Crying never solves anything." Stuck in the Wringer – 317 points 20 out of 22 lists (Highest Ranking #1 @Steel Sponge) (-1) Many episodes in this list are divisive: some people don't think of them as bad at all, or even like them. But I've still yet to meet anyone who wants to defend this stinker. While I don't hate it nearly as much as I did before—some parts are just too laughable for me to even dislike—it still manages to be a terrible, terrible slog. The wringer itself doesn't create any real new situations other than being annoying a
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  15. Ummm, you have to enter your favorite Spongebob episode and character, I don't think you do other shows.
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  16. http://www.spongebuddy_mania.www 1999!!!!
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  17. The Flying Dutchman does nothing but say "3000" for 22 minutes. Spongebob eats garbage for 18 minutes.
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  18. I have held this off long enough. Here's the world premiere for the festival! It probably wasn't worth the wait. Danny DeVito Cuts In Front of Italians Outside of Paddy's Pub, a line of Italian Americans are lined up, eager to get inside. Suddenly, Danny DeVito, guest starring as himself, begins to walk past the line of Italians, which understandably makes them angry. "Ay, yo, ay, yo, whoa, oh!" all yelled out from the angry line, as Mr. DeVito stops in front. "Hey yo, Copernicus, why don't you navigate yourself to the back of the line with your feet and stand there with yo
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  19. Coming soon to IMAX theaters.
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  20. 18. "My diary! Squidward! How could you?!" Little Yellow Book – 112 points 8 out of 22 lists (Highest Ranking #1 @CyanideFishbone) (+2) This has made a small climb this year, even with a new #1 and the addition of it to my own list. I've finally gotten around to hating this one like I properly should've, because most of it is built on complete BS. The first third is quite boring, but the second seems devoted to making SpongeBob do wacky and random things for its own sake. There's never any secret that's revealing or interesting to SpongeBob as a whole—most of them are just
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  21. 20. "All meaning has left my life ever since I've been plagued by that blasted whale." One Coarse Meal – 110 points 6 out of 22 lists (Highest Ranking #1 @JCM) (-5) This infamous episode has made a drop as well, although not nearly as much as A Pal for Gary. Some may find it pointless to even still care this one, although the hate started for a reason. Plankton's fear is played completely seriously, and even gets justified. His shaking and crying can get rather disturbing and unfun to watch, especially when it culminates into the dream sequence. Of course, the ending resolv
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  22. 22. "Don't worry, Squidward. We're boating buddies now!" Boating Buddies – 104 points 7 out of 22 lists (Highest Ranking #3 @4EverGreen@JCM) (-5) Here's an episode that was once thought to be automatic bottom 10 material, but it's fallen into better standing lately. My opinion? I still don't like it much, but there are some moments in here that do put it above other episodes of its ilk. SpongeBob has some funny lines about a "cucumber bicycle" and "chocolate rain." There's also kind of a funny mutual understanding between Squidward and Mrs. Puff about how annoying SpongeBob
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  23. @magic the veemon@Aquatic Konquest@Steel Sponge@4EverGreenTHIS IS OUR TIME TO GET TOS ON THE BEST LIST
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  24. (We begin at S.H.E.L.L. headquarters, hours before Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy arrive and a day before their fight with Thanos. Pi-Right Ponderer is sitting at a supercomputer with a S.H.E.L.L. agent.) Pi-Right Ponderer: I've just run 14 million simulations of our coming battle with Thanos. Agent: In how many of them do you win? Pi-Right Ponderer: One. Agent: Million? (Pi-Right Ponderer shakes his head.) Agent: Thousand? (Pi-Right Ponderer shakes his head again.) Agent: Hundred? Pi-Right Ponderer: (sighs) This is going to be a lot harder than I tho
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  25. 34. "We already won the tournament." Shuffleboarding – 69 points 6 out of 22 lists (Highest Ranking #6 @SpongeOddFan) (+3) Season: 6 Writers: Luke Brookshier, Nate Cash, Derek Iversen Plot: SpongeBob and Patrick get to be Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy for a day. Terrible pacing in this one. It can't focus on one thing. There aren't any important plot developments in what seems to be the first half of the whole episode, aside from Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy getting injured. The rest is just annoying banter and screaming from SpongeBob and Patrick, usually rep
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  26. I would like to address something very important before any further comments on the two recent reveals are made. I should point out first thing that SBC's Top 50 Worst Episodes Ever list is not an official signifier for what is truly the fifty worst SpongeBob episodes ever. This list is a group effort for each of us to share our own opinions and perspective on what we think is the series' worst episodes. Yes, even lists from people who put pre-movie episodes on theirs, myself included. I speak for everyone who has at least put one episode from the most beloved era of SB on their list when I sa
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  27. 36. "Grrrrr... SpongeBob betrayed us!" The Sponge Who Could Fly – 63 points 3 out of 22 lists (Highest Ranking #4 @magic the veemon@dmandagiraffe) (+25) Season: 3 Writers: Paul Tibbitt, Kent Osborne, Merriwether Williams, Jay Lender, Sam Henderson Plot: Patchy finds the lost episode, which follows SpongeBob's dream to fly like the jellyfish. Here's an unorthodox pick that made a huge rise this year, after just making into last year's Dishonorable Mentions. While I've never found anything in pre-movie to be particularly bad, the SpongeBob segment definitely is
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  28. 40. "I knew it! We have to sacrifice the most miserable person!" Sponge-Cano! – 54 points 4 out of 22 lists (Highest Ranking #4 @jjsthekid) (-12) Season: 7 Writers: Casey Alexander, Zeus Cervas, Derek Iversen Plot: Bikini Bottom's volcano erupts, and requires a sacrifice. Sponge-Cano! (god, that's a stupid title) is the Legends of Bikini Bottom subseries at its absolute lowest, in what was already a terrible string of episodes. The beginning is terrible—nobody wants to see Squidward berate every customer of the Krusty Krab, especially not after the song that
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  29. 42. "Now I'll never find Patrick! He wins at hide and seek! He wins, he wins!" Hide and Then What Happens? – 50 points 6 out of 22 lists (Highest Ranking #11 @The Helpful Mexican) (+11) Season: 7 Writers: Aaron Springer, Dani Michaeli Plot: SpongeBob plays hide-and-seek, but can't find Patrick. This slow and unenjoyable episode nearly made it onto my list. The whole episode is a fine idea that doesn't know how to use its time, leading to some of the show's worst padding. It spends the first three to four minutes doing nothing besides an overly long and unfunn
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  30. The Cent of Money is so shit but what saves the ep from being on my list was the climax and how it was resolved. It was good to see SpongeBob lash out to Mr. Krabs and then Mr. Krabs being all injured and losing all,of his money. Very justified. The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom is so boring as fuck. Not on my list but man, nothing about it is memorable or funny.
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  31. JCM Kills a Bill (Clappy walks into his history class with the anthopomorphic bill from Schoolhouse Rock.) Clappy: Hey, everyone! Since we've been talking about US politics, I brought in a special guest! Bill, introduce yourself. Bill: (singing) I'm just a bill. Yes, I'm only a bill, and I was languishing on Capitol Hill... (Clappy is nodding and snapping his fingers.) Bill: (singing) When a bunch of fucking assholes came to burn the place down. I was barely able to escape from all of those clowns. And that's how I ended up in here! (imrustyokay raises his hand.)
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  32. Hi, I am Ann and 23 years old. I recently registered in another spongebob forum and someone told me I should join here too, so I did Currently I am studying the teacher training programme for english and psychology+philosophy. My hobbies are meeting with friends, going out and watching television on my laptop (youtube). I hope I can meet new friends here and I am open to get to know people.
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  33. welcome! i'm the squidward crossover loser in these parts. hope you have a wonderful time!
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