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Here’s a preview of a hit new show coming to Nickelodeon. 1a. Help Needed Deep down in the ocean, the audience is introduced to a small little town known as Bikini Top; a narrator with a British accent muses on the wonders of undersea life. The British Narrator introduces the audience to both Bikini Top and SpringBoob SquirePin, one of his favorite sea creatures. SpringBoob is sleeping in bed in his pear home before his alarm clock goes off, waking him up and cheerfully greeting his pet snail Larry. He's eager to get ready for the day that he is to apply for a fry cook job at the Musty Dab. He warms up by lifting a weight with stuffed animals before jogging to the restaurant with his iconic "I'm here!", while encourages him from his coconut house. SpringBoob starts talking about what job he will do when he reaches the Musty Dab, but feels like his reach is not ready. Jatrick Scar then appears, encouraging him that he was born to have a job. SpringBoob eventually decides to go to the Musty Dab to get the job. Squidlard Tortellini sees SpringBoob running to the restaurant, causing him to panic and to tell Mr. Dabs to watch out for SpringBoob. SpringBoob has already arrived, though, and he tries to get Mr. Dabs to give him the job after jumping back and forth across the restaurant after tripping on a loose nail. He tells Mr. Dabs that Squidlard will vouch for him, but he tells him that he does not believe SpringBoob should get the job. In response, Mr. Dabs tells SpringBoob that if he gets a seemingly nonexistent hydro-dynamic spatula, he will get the job. SpringBoob then quickly runs to the BarnacleMart to get it, as Squidlard and Mr. Dabs laugh, thinking he will not have the job. Soon after SpringBoob leaves, five buses filled with a bunch of hungry eels arrive at the restaurant, making Squidlard and Mr. Dabs panic, as the latter knows what happens when eels come. As the eels flood the restaurant, Squidlard tries to get them all settled, but they're still crazy. It seems the two are both finished due to the flood of eels, but then SpringBoob arrives with the hydrodynamic spatula he found (as there was only one in stock), having fulfilled the errand Mr. Dabs gave him and leaving the two in stunned surprise. SpringBoob goes into the kitchen and, in a montage accompanied by Soulja Boy's “Crank That" cooks many Dabby Patties then tosses them to all the hungry eels until they all feel satisfied and leave the restaurant. Mr. Dabs recruits SpringBoob as a fry cook thanks to him saving the Musty Dab from the eels, much to Squidlard's chagrin, then goes to his office to count the day's profits. Then, Jatrick walks into the restaurant and order a Dabby Patty, prompting SpringBoob to create a slew of patties and chuck them all at him, flinging the former out. Squidlard tells Mr. Dabs to go see SpringBoob and possibly get him in trouble for the mess he made. 1b. Leaf Blower Squidlard goes outside then spots a shell on his lawn. He kicks the shell onto SpringBoob's yard to keep his own clean, but SpringBoob is also very protective of his lawn, and gets out a leaf blower from his garage to get rid of it, the noise of the machinery making Squidlard irritated. SpringBoob, struggling to blow away the shell, ends up blowing it so hard sand comes out and lands on Squidlard. SpringBoob comes to Squidlard and blows off the sand that landed on him, as well as his face. Seeing that there is a huge pile of sand on his yard, SpringBoob sets the blower to reverse, sucking up the sand pile, but the leaf blower starts to break apart and throws out sand. SpringBoob opens up the zipper behind the leaf blower and puts the excess sand that was thrown out in there. He tries to start it again, but it does not work. This prompts SpringBoob to pull the handle of the leaf blower very far. Once he feels he is far enough, he lets go and quickly zips through the distance he went back onto the blower. As such, SpringBoob starts sucking up the entire ocean, causing Squidlard to almost suffocate to death, but the leaf blower explodes due to over capacity and shoots all the water sucked up back out again. SpringBoob is happy that his lawn is clean, but Squidlard's lawn is filled with sand. The shell lands on Squidlard's nose, much to his dismay. 1c. Coffee at the Plantdome While SpringBoob is urchinfishing, he stumbles upon a land monkey fighting a clam. He attempts to save her, but she saves herself just before the clam eats SpringBoob. After the monkey, named Mandy, saves SpringBoob, the two greet each other and start bonding. When he notices the air helmet she uses to help her breathe, he convinces her that he likes air too, despite not knowing what air is. Mandy tells SpringBoob to come over to her plantdome for coffee and cookies, and gives him a map of where her plantdome is. SpringBoob goes to Jatrick to tell him about what he went through. When Jatrick hears from SpringBoob that Mandy wears a "hat full of air," he misinterprets this as a statement that she "puts on airs," and that he needs to be fancy by putting his pinky out. The next day, SpringBoob arrives to Mandy's home, but when he goes inside, he realizes the plantdome is entirely filled with air. SpringBoob starts having trouble breathing and begins to dehydrate as a result, but will not admit this to Mandy. As Mandy is showing her house, SpringBoob attempts to use a birdbath to absorb water, only for the bird to angrily kick him out. Jatrick reminds him to put his pinky out, and SpringBoob also brings flowers for Mandy. SpringBoob asks Mandy for water when she asks if he needs anything, but misinterprets this as needing a vase with water inside for the flowers. When Mandy leaves, SpringBoob desperately wants to get out of the plantdome, but before he gets out, he remembers Jatrick’s advice, "When in doubt, pinky out," and remains in the plantdome despite being severely dehydrated. Mandy comes back with the water vase for the flowers, and attempts to start talking to SpringBoob again. When an oven timer inside her plantdome goes off, Mandy leaves again. SpringBoob starts wondering if he needs the water in the vase, repeatedly telling himself he doesn't need it, but eventually relents. SpringBoob drinks all the water in the vase and bolts for the door, only for Jatrick to come inside and prevent him from leaving. Jatrick says that everything will be fine, but as he walks and stays inside the plantdome, he starts choking due to the lack of water as well. The two attempt to get out, and when Mandy comes to them with some tea and cookies, she is shocked when she sees the two have dried up. As a result, Mandy quickly brings water helmets for them so they can survive in the plantdome and tells them if they needed water, then they should've asked for it. The trio happily drink some tea. After this successful pilot, SpringBoob was eager to continue. But a familiar fellow named SpongeBob SquarePants from Bikini Bottom got wind of this story and was not pleased. “Hey wait a minute…SpringBoob stole my idea!” SpongeBob goes to Bikini Top. He blows a giant bubble that surrounds the entire cast of SpringBoob SquirePin, sending them floating up to the Great Beyond. They died on their way back to the home planet. The End?

Hi, I'm the Rap Critic. You don't have to like my opinion, but I... wait, what the fuck am I doing? Hey! It's me, Wumbo. I used to review music on here. You all seemed to like that, so thanks to the Powers That Be (Zaid's King Neptune Request), i'm back at it again, here to give you my Top 10 Worst Hit Songs of 2024! Or, Bottom 10 Hits of 2024, as it were to be titled like the others. And because no bottom is complete without a top (you're on a SpongeBob forum, stop snickering), I will also be giving you my top 10 Hits of 2024! When? I don't know! But it is definitely coming! God, 2024 was such a great year for music! I can't wait to... Well... that's not a 2024 hit. Yeah, as you've probably heard, Billboard year-end charts are more fucked up than ever since they suddenly decided that Christmas songs of all things count! So I'm probably going to have to find another method to determine what actually constitutes a "hit" in 2024. We're going to focus on the real hits of the year. That means no Christmas songs, no songs from August of 2023, just the hit songs that we all remember from 2024! That's right. Every entry on both lists is going to be the Hawk Tuah remix.

Thanks for the request, @King Zaid! Anyways I'm surprised the idea of making a list like this hasn't popped in my head sooner. As the person who first brought Jackbox to SBC, I find my duty to compile a list of my favorite games in the series only fitting. There's a lot of great games to choose from, but somehow I was able to narrow it down to 10. Let's steer clear of Pack 10 and Naughty Pack to check out the best of the best! DMAN'S top 10 Jackbox games (predict Lie Swatter's placement!)

SBC is now a subsidiary of Lumon Industries. If you have any questions, please bring them to me, your new site owner.

Jjs raiding the Nickelodeon vault to unearth this gem like

As requested by the overlord @King Zaid. As you guys know, I read comic books, watch superhero tv shows and movies. So it's no brainer I'd have bunch of favorites. I haven't done a huge list in a while, my last one was Top 50 Best TV Shows of All-Time but I can't deny a King Neptune request. So I'm gonna do my very best to explain why I love these superheroes so much. One thing I'll point out is that some of these heroes have done villainy or anti-heroic stuff before but the point of the list is to point out these characters' growth or them skewing more into a heroic side. So I hope I explain this well. This is gonna be a long list and I love to ramble (sorry), so I'm gonna split this list into three parts. Part Two and Three are coming tomorrow and the day after. Consider this as an Eid celebration, even though I'm the only active member on SBC who celebrates it afaik lol. Anyways Eid Mubarak and let's get into it. WhoBob's Top 25 Superheroes of All-Time List (Part One) #25: Doctor Fate (Khalid Nassour) As you guys know, I'm a muslim. I may not be a religious person but I was raised in a islamic society, so characters like Kamala Khan/Ms. Marvel or Monet/Penance will mean so much to me. The obvious pick would be Kamala Khan but I haven't read her original material to have a huge opinion on her, though I plan on changing that. However I read Khalid Nassour's comics. 2015 Doctor Fate run by Paul Levitz and Sonny Liew. And the character has stuck with me ever since. He has similarities with Kamala, a young muslim american doing superheroics. Although in Khalid's case, he's much more magic based, he's Egyptian and he's not like a superhero fanatic like Kamala is and he's an physician. He's one of the late legacy superheroes introduced, one of the many people holding Doctor Fate title. And it's so entralling to see him trying to learn to be a hero without someone to guide him. And as you read his journey more and more, he proves himself to be the person earning Doctor Fate title. Although eventually he'll learn that he's grandson of the original Doctor Fate, Nelson Kent and learns a few things from him, becomes a member of Justice League Dark (magic based superheroes) and Justice Society of America. And he's great because of proving himself to be worthy of being a superhero. #24: Monica Rambeau Monica has had many codenames over the years. Captain Marvel, Spectrum, Photon. But no matter what title she picks, she'll always be one of the greatest. She was the main character of Avengers in 80s (Roger Stern's run) and unfortunately she lost her recognition in 90s and 00s (with the exception of appearing in Nextwave) up until Al Ewing decided to put her in his titles and make her a standout. I love Monica cuz she's a character that has been screwed over in her history but she always comes back up and is one of the most powerful characters ever. Throughout 10s, it's cool to see Monica become an immortal being and how that means to her overall. And how that eats her up which was an interesting theme to tackle with her give she is a living light. I like her defying the circumstances that made her miserable and become such an important character in the end. And I always hate that MCU reduced her to Carol's niece cuz that does not serve the character at all. She's much more badass, self assured and interesting in comics. #23: Roy Harper The first sidekick to Green Arrow/Oliver Queen. Being Speedy as a teen, eventually growing into Arsenal, then becoming Red Arrow and becoming Arsenal again, the character had multiple names over the years. What I love about him is that he's a character that Oliver let down so hard. In his absence, Roy decided to take on heroin which resulted in him lashing out to him. And he had to find a way to get sober thru help of Black Canary but he was still a mess overall. He had a child at a young age with villainous Chesire, so he had to learn how to be a single father but he eventually proved himself and he went from being a Titans member to being a Justice League member. Right now he's back to being a Titan but Roy will always have a special place in my heart for how much he overcame his trauma and struggles. #22: Black Panther T'Challa is one of the first black characters in Marvel Comics and one of the most popular superhero characters ever. My first exposure to him was MCU's Civil War followed by Black Panther movie, played magnificently by the late Chadwick Boseman and I came to love the character but I didn't know much about the comics version until I read Jonathan Hickman's Avengers saga and I became a fan of the character from comics. And I eventually read Ta-Nehisi Coates' Black Panther run, Don McGregor's Jungle Action, Eve Ewing's Black Panther and I'm currently reading Christopher Priest's Black Panther. Each have their own unique take on T'Challa. He became the king of Wakanda (a well advanced African country) as a kid after his father's death, he's a calculating superspy who is ten steps ahead of everything, he's the protector of Wakandans, he eventually grapples with how to be a king and what monarcy means to him, he later stops being a king and becomes the vigilante of Wakanda. Some of the reasons why he's a favorite of mine and why he means so much to many people. #21: Hawkeye (Clint Barton) Clint Barton is a regular guy learning to be a standout hero amongst some of the most powerful people ever. He's a cool character that MCU did dirty. He was once a leader of Avengers and later Thunderbolts, proving himself as an important figure. And I came to love the character thru Matt Fraction and David Aja's Hawkeye run where we look into him being just a normal person, doing stuff outside of superheroics. And he's such a mess. Can't carry a relationship, struggles being a mentor to Kate Bishop, second Hawkeye, life punches him over and over. But he always cleans his shit together and that's why he's so cool. #20: Quake I'm gonna talk specifically about MCU version and not the comic version cuz I never read her important story in Jonathan Hickman's Secret Warriors, although I plan on doing it one day. But I couldn't leave out her cuz I think she is one of the best characters in that show and deserves a recognition. Idk If anyone wants to watch it atp but I'll lay out the twist of s2 which is that she was a hacker character named Skye that got recruited by SHIELD but eventually she realizes that he real name is Daisy Johnson and she is an inhuman who posesses the power of vibration. She goes from being a cool hacker to being one of the most ass kicking characters ever. I really like her compelling narrative with her finding out who her parents here, her trying to grapple with her new powers, eventually becoming addicted to a higher being and then sobering up and beating the obstacles every step of the turn. #19: Batman Perhaps the most popular superhero in the entire history but why is he low on the list? Well cuz when written badly, I find the character to be a bit insufferable or that I find him to be overexposured. That being said there's a reason why he's so beloved and why I love him so much. He has some of the best superhero adaptations. Batman: the Animated Series, Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight trilogy, Matt Reeves' The Batman and some others like Batman: the Brave and the Bold, Tim Burton's Batman movies, 00s Batman series and some more I never watched. But he also has some of the best comic books of all-time. You cannot go wrong with Batman: Year One, Batman: The Long Halloween, Batman: The Man Who Laughs, The Dark Knight Returns etc etc. But perhaps my favorite Batman stuff is in Grant Morrison's Batman saga where he becomes larger than life figure, overcoming death of his parents, becoming a father to Damian Wayne, overcoming every obstacle on the way and cheating death. And all of it was gone masterfully until it all clashes down spectacularly. And he's an inspiration to many heroes and has impressive rogues gallery (Joker, Two-Face, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, Ra's Al Ghul, Bane, Scarecrow, Mr. Freeze, The Penguin), a really cool batfamily (Nightwing, Batgirls, Robins, Batwoman, Oracle, Red Hood, Signal, Huntress, Alfred Pennyworth, Catwoman etc) and some of the best supporting cast you can imagine (James Gordon, Lucius Fox, Harvey Bullock, Renee Montaya/The Question, Leslie Thompkins). He's a man dressed as a bat to fight crime, so no one has to go through same tragedy as he did when he was young. And that's why he's the greatest considered by many people. #18: Batgirl (Cassandra Cain) Cass Cain is a character that debuted in 00s but I have never had exposure to her deeply until last year when I read Batgirl by Kelley Puckett and Damion Scott and I became a fan of the character. She is a character that was raised to be an assassin by her father. Only using body language and never speaking, she became one of the most powerful martial artists in superhero comics. And she was quite a killer until she came across to Batman, becoming adopted by him and mentored by Barbara Gordon, once was a Batgirl and now a hacker named Oracle. Thanks to them, she became a superhero and took the codename Batgirl. She's important because of her disabilty to speak minimally or in broken language. She shows her emotions through her body and facial expressions and she's able to read people thru their bodies. And she's a kickass fighter, going toe to toe with a deadly assassin named Lady Shiva who is her mother and surviving their deadly battle. She was an important character to Batman lore until because of continuity reboot, she had been erased from history until a few years later she came back as Orphan which is a silly codename for her and then becoming Batgirl once again and sharing the codename with Stephanie Brown, formerly known as Spoiler. And now she has her own title again by Tate Brombal and Takeshi Miyazawa and it has been great so far. She is a great character because she managed to escape her abusive father, learned to be a hero without killing anyone ever again and defied her mother's cruel tactics. Part 2 (#17-9): March 31st Part 3 (#8-1): April 1st

Requested by @King Zaid, here come my top 10 favourite* gadgets—late! *SUBJECT TO CHANGE.PROBABLY IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

Oh i just noticed the ouran high school host club banner I adore that show

Last time on "DMAN re-attempts to talk about every CN original in existence", dman talked about an episode of a show that was...sunday...kenny...drowning...tom...or something along those lines. Will today's show be any better, or will it send him into another six-year-long period of inactivity on this thread (that lazy mofo)? Damn, the opening narration really didn't have to do me like that... So...yeah. After all this time, I'm finally gonna try finishing this thing again. I apologize that it's taken me so long to make another update in this thread, but as of now I have too much time on my hands and my mind drifted to this old project, so I figured "why not?". Let's talk about some toons. I still won't be covering anything after 2018, because by then we'd be getting to shows that I haven't even watched once and know little to nothing about. Of course, that's also not saying that I've extensively watched every show I put on the original list. For example... #55: Apple & Onion "A New Life" [February 23, 2018] If I remember correctly, this was the first new show to air after I made my thread for talking about CN originals on SBM. This was also around the time where I stopped keeping up with the channel in general. I know I saw one episode of this show on TV at least, but I think that's it. I don't know what else to say here, so let's go ahead and dive on into Apple and Onion's world. Welcome. The episode begins with the titular characters leaving their homes for new lives. Both of them have their own mantras in the form of a song, Apple's being about taking things one step at a time, and Onion's being about making new friends. Eventually they both make it to the city, which is filled with a wide variety of food residents. Apple attempts to reach the address given to him by his parents, but unfortunately he's easily distracted. On his way he stops by an ice cream truck and buys $65 worth of ice cream, not noticing he left his backpack (address with it) on the truck's side mirror. He realizes this too late as the truck drives off, but before he can chase it down he uses his ice cream to cool off a visibly exhausted woman on the sidewalk. Meanwhile, Onion arrives at his new job with some ice cream he bought from the same truck, the intention being to give it to his new boss and make a good first impression. Unfortunately, it melts inside the office and he gets the mess all over his boss's suit, who demands that he get it dry cleaned if he wants to keep his job. It seems like his goal to make friends isn't panning out so far, huh? Anyway, we cut back to Apple. While reminding himself to take things one step at a time, he is once again distracted. He thinks he hears the ice cream truck, but it turns out to be a phone ringing, belonging to a nearby scam artist. He uses the rest of his money to pay for a self-portrait from the artist (who insists that Apple pays before he can see it), but much to his surprise Apple ends up really liking it. In the meantime, Onion arrives at the laundromat to get his boss's suit cleaned up. He notices an athlete struggling with his washing machine, so Onion offers to let the athlete share his own machine. He sets the temperature to hot, which certainly won't be a mistake. Getting back to Apple, he helps some kids by dislodging a basketball that was caught in a hoop. However, he throws both of his shoes to do so and now has only socks to walk in. And back to Onion, he gives the suit back to his boss only to discover that it has shrunken and is now red like the athlete's jerseys. He is fired and left homeless as a result, and to add insult to injury he loses his shoes to some wet cement on the way out. Gee, sounds familiar. Finally, Apple and Onion cross paths at a shoe store. After singing their mantras to themselves, they notice each other and quickly become friends. Apple offers Onion to come live with him, though first the duo must retrieve the address from Apple's backpack, still hanging from the ice cream truck. Their new shoes invigorate them and they run outside, where their good deeds throughout the day begin to pay off. The woman Apple helped cool down gives them the gift of speed, the athlete Onion shared his washer with gives them the gift of flight, the artist Apple gave appraisal to gives them the gift of inspiration (okay), and most helpful of all, the kids that Apple helped in the basketball situation gives them the call of the children, which gains the attention of the ice cream truck driver. Apple finally retrieves his backpack, and the athlete offers to drive him and Onion to the address. In the end, Apple and Onion move in to their new apartment, write positive letters to their parents, and tell each other their names for the first time (although it wouldn't have been too hard to figure out by looks alone). The end. I wasn't sure what to think of this going in, but you know what, it wasn't too bad. In fact, as far as this episode went, I kind of liked it. The singing had me worried at first, but thankfully they're either very short moments or are interrupted a la the "Welcome Home Sandy" song; that part with the train conductor made me crack a smile. There's also a certain feel of social awkwardness throughout this show that I can relate to, even if at points it gets weird even for me. My other favorite moment was during the laundromat scene where Onion jokes with the athlete, who proceeds to give him an overly detailed death stare, before it changes to a smile upon Onion offering to share his washer. So yeah, I thought this was neat. There's nothing here that wowed me or was new, but I enjoyed myself during the time I had watching it. I may watch a few more episodes to get a more solid opinion on this one, but for now this first episode left a good impression on me. Unlike certain other people in this episode. THE BOTTOM LINE: Though it doesn't include anything I haven't seen before out of a slice-of-life show, Apple & Onion is still pleasant enough to sink your teeth into. Goodbye. RATING: 7/10 (decent) Big news: I've decided to finally give Wheel Decide a rest from these threads. Forever may you be at peace, sweet angel. Instead, say hello to Wheel of Names! Alright new wheel, don't mess this up for me... Stay tuned for dman's next talk-about...even if it takes another six years.