OWM Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 For reference, I went back to my old Nick Junior Book Club books, so I'll be Andy the Candy Pumpkin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aya♥ Posted June 27, 2013 Author Share Posted June 27, 2013 It's been so long, DRAT! Sammy Starfish please. Alrighty maxi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aya♥ Posted June 27, 2013 Author Share Posted June 27, 2013 For reference, I went back to my old Nick Junior Book Club books, so I'll be Andy the Candy Pumpkin. Mkay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webizoid Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 I'LL be Pongo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aya♥ Posted June 28, 2013 Author Share Posted June 28, 2013 I'LL be Pongo. Aight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbl Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 lol Rick-Daisy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Aya♥ Posted July 4, 2013 Author Popular Post Share Posted July 4, 2013 Episode One: The Odd Clap Out The scene opens to Wumbo standing outside of his apartments. He has his arms crossed and impatiently waiting for Clapwald and his wiener dog Ayaeenie to join him. Clapwald and Ayaeenie step out of the apartments and stands next to Wumbo. Clapwald: I sure can't wait to meet your cousin Wumbo! Ayaeenie runs around and barks. Wumbo: Yes sir Clapwald, my cousin SOF is a...ok guy. You might like him. A bell tolls signifying that the time is in fact, 12:30. Wumbo: Great Scott! It's 12:30! Cousin SOF's bus should be here! The three rush towards the bus station, Clapwald: Give me some insight on your cousin. Wumbo: Well, he sure can dance a mean...Penguin Polka. And he also has the best spoon collection in the entire world!....Next to mine of course. Clapwald: Mhm. Wumbo: Oh yes, and he loves fish. Clapwald: Gee Wumbo, he sounds just like you! The three turn a corner and reach the bus stop before the bus could make it there. Clapwald (catching his breath): What does he look like? Wumbo: Well Clapwald, we look nothing alike! The bus arrives, and SOF gets off. Clapwald and Ayaeenie realize that they both look the exact same. Ayaeenie: Damn dey look similar SOF: Hello cousin Wumbo. Wumbo: Hello cousin SOF! Clapwald turns to look at SOF, "Hello, I'm Clapwald! And this is Ayaeenie." Ayaeenie barks for joy. SOF: Good, good, hello. The town clock strikes 1:00 SOF and Wumbo: Time for lunch Wumbo: It's good to see ya cousin SOF The four head off to the nearest restaurant. Wumbo and SOF in synchronized motion, both doing the same exact thing at the same time. As the four are about to enter the diner, Rick-Daisy passes them on her bicycle. Rick-Daisy: Woah! Double trouble penguins! Who is that Wumbo? Wumbo: Daisy, may I present to you my cousin, SOF. Rick-Daisy: Glad to meet you cousin SOF! SOF: Hello Rick-Daisy: Hey! Nice bow tie! Welp, gotta role! Clapwald: See ya later Daisy! Wumbo opens the door for his cousin, but not for Clapwald. Clapwald catches the door and opens it for his dog. They both go inside and take the booth opposite of the two Penguins. SOF: This is a good place cousin Wumbo. SOF passionately picks up his spoon and gazes into it's eyes SOF: Nice spoons Clapwald: Henry and I come here all the time. It's our favorite place to eat! SOF: Good, good, very good Saucey: Hello boys! Saucey Butterfly flies over to their table. Saucey: Say Wumbo, who's your friend? Wumbo: Saucey Butterfly, may I present my cousin, SOF. Saucey: Ah, hello cousin SOF! She say's with a smile, I'm pleased to meet you! SOF: Hello Saucey: Now what can I get you? Clapwald: I'll have the dicksauce special please. And one for Ayaeenie too. Saucey: And you boys? Wumbo and SOF: Fishsticks, well done, but not too well done. And a mackerel milkshake, thick, but not too thick. Both look at each other and make out, give each other hugs and laugh, with Saucey joining in on this make out sesh laughter. Saucey: I'll be back in a jiffy. Wumbo: So, how's Canada. SOF: Good, good, very good. Take a look at my new house cousin Wumbo: Wumbo: Say, that's a beaut! Clapwald: Oh, can I see?, he grabs the picture, It's very nice, isn't it Ayaeenie? Ayaeenie just barks. Saucey comes back with the food: Here you go boys, Fishdicks, and your damn shakes. And Clapwald, your blueberry plate special, and Ayaeenie's. Wumbo and SOF: Mmm, Just the way I like them. The Penguins and Saucy make out again, and Clapwald awkwardly joins in this time. The Penguin cousins look at him in disgust and eat their meal. The four finish their meal quickly and leave the diner. Clapwald: Hey I've got an idea, let's go to the playground! Ayaeenie agrees by punching him in the dick. Wumbo: That's a good idea Clapwald. What do you say cousin SOF? SOF: Hello The four start to walk to the park, Wumbo: Got any good spoons lately? SOF: In fact cousin Wumbo, I have. Clapwald: O rly? Wumbo: You don't say? SOF: Just the other day I bought myself a great big dragon dildo. Wumbo: Dragon? Oh my my, I bet it's lovely. Clapwald: Sounds great SOF: Yeah, it's very shiny. The four finally reach the park. Wumbo and SOF get on the see-saw, while Clapwald and Ayaeenie get on the spinny thing. Wumbo: Now I am up. SOF: Now I am up. Wumbo: Now I am up. SOF: Now I am up. Wumbo: Now I am up. SOF: Now I am up. Wumbo: Now I am up. SOF: Now I am up. Wumbo: Now I am up. SOF: Now I am up. Clapwald and Ayaeenie walk over to them. Clapwald: Are you guys ok? Wumbo: Now I am up. SOF: Now I am up. Clapwald and Ayaeenie look confused. Clapwald grabs Wumbo, but he just keeps moving up and down. At this point Clapwald is freaking out. Clapwald: What the fuck man?! Like zoinks! Let's get out of here Ayaeenie! Clapwald drops Wumbo and grabs Ayaeenie and runs home. Rod Serling steps out from behind a tree and stands next to the two Penguins. Rod: "Two cousins hellbent on going "Up and Up". Their patterns? The same. In a universe of complete repetition this would seem normal, but did those two penguins seem normal? This penguins were from Canada, which is a place I call, The Twilight Zone. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 Needs more ice cream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aya♥ Posted July 4, 2013 Author Share Posted July 4, 2013 Needs more ice cream what was your favorite part of the episode? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 what was your favorite part of the episode? The awkward make out sesh. And the fact that some of the action sequences got mixed in with the dialogue so it looks like the characters are actually saying what's going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aya♥ Posted July 4, 2013 Author Share Posted July 4, 2013 The awkward make out sesh. And the fact that some of the action sequences got mixed in with the dialogue so it looks like the characters are actually saying what's going on. I wasn't trying when I wrote this. I actually was watching the episode and writing down most of what they said, but added some Aya Spice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 I wasn't trying when I wrote this. I actually was watching the episode and writing down most of what they said, but added some Aya Spice Good, good, very good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbl Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.V.I.L. Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 10/10 would read again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aya♥ Posted July 6, 2013 Author Share Posted July 6, 2013 Episode 2: Go Kart Shit The scene opens up to the Big Community's Local Park, showing most of the users building Go Karts. It zooms in on Clapwald and Ayaeenie building their Shit Kart. Clapwald: "Oh boy Ayaeenie, our Shit Kart is almost ready! All weed need is one more wheel." Ayaeenie: "Arf!" she walks up to where the wheel should be. Clapwald picks up his blueprints and starts walking forward. Showing in the background are CNFbert and Omair building their egg carton Shit Kart, Rick-Daisy building her flower Shit Kart, Wumbo making the safest/comfiest/gayest Shit Kart. Clapwald finally after years of walking, reaches the wheel pile. Johnny Jenkman (on stage): "Hello there everybody! Welcome to the Big Dick Go Kart!" Crowd: "Yay" JJ: "Whoever circles the park and reaches the finish line first, wins free ice cream!" The crowd is confused and leaves the park immediately. JJ: "The race will start in a couple of minutes!" Clapwald looks at Ayaeenie: "You hear that gurl? We better go fast!" Clapwald grabs a wheel and goes Super Sonic Speed, back to his kart, but he is distracted by Wumbo struggling with his kart, so he slows down. Wumbo: "Clapwald, buddy, could you help me out a minute?" Clapwald: "Wow! What a big dick Wumbo!" Wumbo: "Most certainly! It's extra big to be extra painful. This nice bouncy inner tube will give me extra, extra protection! After all, safety first! Only, I'm having a bit of trouble blowing it up." Clapwald: "We can help you Wumbo!" Clapwald and Ayaeenie both grab holes and start blowing in them. The three proceed to blow, and blow as hard as they possible could. Until finally the inner tube was blown up to its full size. Clapwald: "All done! Wumbo (putting a goofy helmet on): "Thanks guys." Wumbo starts to lose his balance from the large helmet, "Woah!" he says as he starts tipping over. He eventually waddles up into his shit kart. Clapwald: "Good luck Wumbo!" Wumbo: "Good luck to you." he says while rolling away. Clapwald: "Gee Ayaeenie, I don't think we can beat Wumbo's huge dick, with our measly Shit Kart. Back to the wheel." Clapwald and Ayaeenie walk up to Rick-Daisy next. Clapwald: "Wow Rick-Daisy! Your Shit Kart is beautiful. Fuck you!" Clapwald and Ayaeenie walk away. The two stop next at the Egg Twins' Shit Kart. CNF: "Clapwald, oh Clapwald! Could you give us a hand?" Omair: "Yes, yes please." Clapwald: "Wow fellas your egg carton sure looks like an egg carton." CNF: "Mhm, double steering FOR DOUBLE CONTROL! MUAHAHAHA!" Omair: "YES! YES! 2 WHEEL DRIVE!" Clapwald: "Whateva you egg heads." CNF: "I'll get you my pretty, and your little hotdog too!" Clapwald and Ayaeenie finally get back to their Shit. JJ: "Attention everyone! All Shit Karts to the starting line please! The race is about to begin!" Clapwald: "Oh fuck gurl, we haven't done put that thar wheel on yet!" JJ: "Racers! On your marks!" Clapwald is quickly wrenching the wheel on. Clapwald: "Oh fuck! The wheel is crooked as fuck!" Ayaeenie: "Damn son!" JJ: "Get set!" Clapwald, now panicking, is quickly trying to get the wheel off. Clapwald: "Fuck gurl, they're starting! FUCK, MY HEART!" Clapwald collapses to the ground, dropping the wheel. Ayaeenie walks up to him and smells his body. She stands up. Ayaeenie: "He's dead Jim." JJ: "Go, ho! Get off my lawn you youngsters!" Jenkman reaches into his snow body and pulls out a gun. He shoots all the competitors, and hops into Wumbo's Dick JJ: "All is right in the world." Rod Serling steps out from behind the stage Rod: "A crazy psychotic Snowman on the loose. It's said he's from an entirely different universe. That universe is known as, The Twilight Zone." 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 One does not simply hope into Wumbo's Dick. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aya♥ Posted July 6, 2013 Author Share Posted July 6, 2013 One does not simply hope into Wumbo's Dick. there i fixed it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 I shots all the competitors before that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aya♥ Posted July 6, 2013 Author Share Posted July 6, 2013 I shots all the competitors before that? i fixed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 i fixed it Good, good, very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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