Old Man Jenkins Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 From the smarks of SBC Coming Soon... Official Roster: SpoilerSpongeBob SquarePants Patrick Star Squidward Tentacles Sandy Cheeks Mr. Krabs Puff Mama Plankton Larry the Lobster Pearl Flatts The Tattletale Strangler The Dolphin Warrior Old Man Jenkins Scooter The Flying Dutchman Lord Poltergeist The Lifeguard Miss Gristlepuss Al Priss Triton Fred Rechid Mermaidman Barnacle Boy Manray Dirty Bubble Jumbo Shrimp Sinister Slug Atomic Flounder Johnny Krill Tom Squilliam Fancyson Bubble Buddy Jack Kahuna Laguna No Name DoodleBob Big Lenny Kevin C. Cucumber Bubble Bass Udon Frank the Goldfish Don the Whale The Con Man Craig Mammalton Goofy Goober Granny Grubby Grouper The Health Inspector Horace A. Whopper Horace B. Magic Howard Blandy Janet Marty Sgt. Roderick Mr. Seaweed Monster Man Shrimp Monty P. Moneybags Blackjack Stanley S. SquarePants Madame Hagfish Lord Reginald Dr. Marmalade Professor Percy Officer John Officer Nancy Tommy Rechid Monroe Rechid Squilvia Donna Big Tiny Reg Boys Who Cry Wormy King Jellyfish Princess Mindy Dennis The roster will be updated from time to time as we work to finalize it. Feel free to name any character we may have missed. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Just for the record to the smarks that don't know, I'm collaborating on this with OMJ. Ssj might be joining in too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 WWE version of SBC? EPIC WIN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macseed Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 You know, this was white when I saw this... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted March 4, 2013 Author Share Posted March 4, 2013 WWE version of SBC? EPIC WIN Not exactly of SBC...yet, at least. At the moment, we're just using characters from the main show as wrestlers on the roster(something I'll post up entirely later). If the promotion can find solid ground, then we'll definitely allow SBC users to create their own wrestlers to compete on the show. Hell, I'm hoping we can even incorporate SBC Teams into this down the line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Not exactly of SBC...yet, at least. At the moment, we're just using characters from the main show as wrestlers on the roster(something I'll post up entirely later). If the promotion can find solid ground, then we'll definitely allow SBC users to create their own wrestlers to compete on the show. Hell, I'm hoping we can even incorporate SBC Teams into this down the line. ^that works, but i wanted to be General Manger of SBC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushingmayhem Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Hope to see more of this. It sounds like a good idea. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aya♥ Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 I want to be Jack Arrogance 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 I want to be Jack Arrogance Weed The People! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sauce Mama Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Ha, this sounds so sick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 i can tell WWESpongefan is gonna like this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWESpongefan Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Probably 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 Probably it was obvious with your username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted March 16, 2013 Author Share Posted March 16, 2013 We are welcomed by our broadcast commentators, Perch Perkins and Neptune, as we see shots of the sold-out crowd packing the Krusher Arena for tonight's debut show. Perch and Neptune gives us a rundown of tonight's match card before kicking things off with a bang with our first match. Mr. Krabs vs Shrimp Mr. Krabs and Shrimp each make their way to the ring for tonight's opening match-up. Their rivalry stems back to an incident where Krabs made a derogatory remark towards shrimp as he exited his restaurant. The announcers hype that Shrimp has his chance at vengeance tonight. After a mostly one-sided match-up, Krabs manages to get the dominant win with his patented "Penny Pincher" maneuver, putting Shrimp away for good. After the match, Krabs proceeded to throw Shrimp out of the ring and yelling, "GET LOST SHRIMP!" to cheers from the crowd. Winner: Mr. Krabs SBC Owner, Howard Blandy, makes his way to the ring with his entourage of board members, having a brief stare down with Krabs before heading into the ring. He takes a microphone and tells the fans in attendance and at home for tuning in to watch Sponge Brawl Championship Wrestling's first show and for showing their support. He then gets down to business by announcing that tonight's matches will "performance exams" to see who will be crowned as SBC's inaugural World Champion. He guarantees that a World Champion will be crowned next week before making his way to the back. Squilliam Fancyson III is interviewed by Nicolas Withers, who brings up his upcoming match-up against Squidward Tentacles next. Squilliam guarantees victory and promises to show everyone why he is better than Squiddy in every way possible tonight. Squidward Tentacles vs Squilliam Fancyson Squidward is the first to hit the ring as he takes a microphone to speak his mind. He says for years he has taken abuse, some he knows he had coming and some he finds to be life just taking a huge shit on his head. He brings up that Squilliam has been one of his abusers all his life and Squidward declares that he is the one that will be dishing thee abuse from here on out, and claims that Squilliam will be the first to suffer his wrath. Squilliam then makes his way to the ring and the match finally starts off after a contest of strength between the two Squids that went into Squilliam's favor. After an even match-up, Squilliam manages to pull off the win with a "Monoblow" after revealing that he paid off the referee to call the match in his favor by slow-counting Squidward's near winning pin attempts and acting oblivious to Squilliam's blatantly obvious underhanded tactics. Squilliam rubs his win in Squidward's face after the match before heading to the back. Winner: Squilliam Fancyson Backstage, we see Nicolas Withers interviewing Flatts the Flounder, who boldly and bluntly states that he likes kicking people's butts. He and Withers have an awkward laugh about it before Flatts proceeds to kick Withers' butt around the backstage area until security arrived to escort him off. Puff Mama vs Officers John and Nancy Officers John and Nancy of Armed Response, comes out for the next match, which is scheduled to be a 2-on-1 Handicap match. Their opponent, Puff Mama comes out next, stomping towards the ring in anger and excitement at the chance of finally getting her hands on two of Bikini Bottom's finest, who have unlawfully arrested her numerous times in the past. Puff nearly dominates the match-up despite the odds obviously stacked against her and she gets the win by nailing a double "Drive-By" on both officers. After the match, Chief Priss comes out with his wife, Miss Gristlepuss, in order to tend to their fallen officers and stare Puff Mama down. Winner: Puff Mama Nicholas Withers, still battered from his butt kicking earlier, is backstage with Granny, who says that she feels no need to be World Champion, but that she has a special interest in the next match-up before offering Withers some of her deviled eggs to help calm his injured butt nerves. Gary the Snail vs Lary the Snail Lary the Snail is the first to come out for our next match-up, biting some of the audience members as he makes his way to the ring. His opponent, Gary the Snail, comes out next to cheers and even allows some of the injured audience members to pet him. They circle each other in the ring before engaging in an even match-up. During the match, Granny makes her way out and sits in her rocking chair at the top of the ramp in order to observe the match. Gary and Lary reach an impasse as their match exceeds the time limit. They cat fight in and out of the ring after the no contest is announced as Granny smiles on from the top of the ramp. Winner: No Contest Nicholas Withers is backstage with the members of Boys Who Cry, who have a match coming up next. They sing about how they're here to once again take the ocean by storm, but this time with their wrestling prowess. Withers reminds them that their opponents are Ghouls Fools and the Boys Who Cry begin living up to their namesake. Boys Who Cry vs Ghouls Fools The Boys Who Cry are out first, to cheers from their fan girls. They have a pre-match concert and begin singing one of their songs but are quickly interrupted by Ghouls Fools, who explode into the ring and scaring the Boys away. The three Boys have a game of rock, paper scissors to detainee who will be the two wrestle this match. Jesse and Johnny are the our lucky combatants as Joey takes this one out and cheers them on from ringside. The Flying Dutchman and Lord Poltergeist dominate this tag team match-up and ultimately wins the match by hitting Johnny with their double-team maneuver, "The Fly of Despair". Joey attempts to attack the ghouls after the match but fails and ends up taking "The Fly of Despair" through the broadcast table much to Neptune's annoyance. Winners: Ghouls Fools Nicholas Wiers is backstage with Plankton and his computer wife, Karen. Plankton declares that he is here to dominate not just SBC but THE WORLD! He declares that his path of domination will begin tonight at the expense of Mr. Krabs' daughter, Pearl. Karen reminds him that he's a little shit and Pearl is as big as a whale, but Plankton assures her that things will go just wonderful. Pearl vs Plankton Pearl is out first for our next match-up to an obvious mixed reaction from the crowd. She grabs a microphone and tells the crowd that she knows that they see her as just a crybaby but that when her family's name is at stake, she just can't handle the embarrassment and is forced to step up to defend it and she will defend it against Plankton tonight. Plankton interrupts her by coming out in his Imitation Krabs Robo-suit, planning on using it to compete tonight. He uses his bult-in microphone to shout out that he will beat Krabs' own daughter to a pulp in the image of the very man, himself. They engage each other in the ring and despite showing that she can hold her own pretty well inside the ring, Plankton manages to dominate his way to the win by blinding Pearl with Imitation Krabs' laser eyes and taking advantage of the distraction in order to hit her with "Dead Eye". Plankton takes things even farther by continuing his assault on Pearl after the match much to Perch Perkins' disgust,but Mr. Krabs comes out for the save, running Plankton out of the ring and tending to his daughter. Winner: Plankton We see Larry the Lobster backstage doing some extreme dead lifts using six anchors in preparation for his match coming up next. Larry the Lobster vs The Jumbo Shrimp Larry the Lobster hits the ring to cheers from the crowd, but midway down the ramp, he is attacked from behind by his opponent, the dreaded Jumbo Shrimp, who proceeds to beat on Larry around the ringside area before tossing his rawhide into the ring to finally get the match started in his favor. The Jumbo Shrimp punishes Larry throughout the match, but Larry manages to show some fight in him despite the disadvantage he was at. Larry ultimately gets the win by powering out of The Jumbo Shrimp's "Gout" before beating the shrimp into submission with his patented "Anchor Toss". Larry celebrates with the fans at ringside following the win before grabbing a microphone and telling them to "Live Like Larry". Winner: Larry the Lobster Backstage, The Weenies, consisting of supernerds: Nelson and Cornelius along with their robotic manager, The Weenie Bot, are seen fangasming over their chance to take on their heroes Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy in their debut match-up. The Weenie Bot tries advising them to focus on winning but the nerds are far gone by this point. The Aquatic Avengers vs The Weenies The Weenies are the first to come out, accompanied by The Weenie Bot to boos from the crowd. The Aquatic Avengers, Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy, are out next to a huge ovation, especially from The Weenies. The match finally begins after The Weenjes ask the Avengers for their autographs. After a pretty one-sided match-up due to The Weenies' reluctancy to strike against their heroes and some unsuccessful distractions from the Weenie Bot, Mermaidman and Barnacle "UNITES" to pick up the easy win. The Weenie Bot merely shakes his bolts at ringside. Winners: Aquatic Avengers Nicholas Withers is backstage with Sandy Cheeks, who proceeds to take great pride in her land and Texan roots while still complimenting undersea life. She vows to become the first World Champion, and the first land critter to hold the title at that. Monkey Business, consisting of: Lord Reginald, Professor Percy and Dr. Marmalade, approach and laugh at her petty attempts to garner support. They exert their presence over her, telling her that she won't be the first air breather to be World Champ before walking off. Sandy vs Reg Reg from the Salty Spittoon is the first to come out to heat from the crowd. Sandy comes out next to a big pop from the crowd. Sandy easily square dances around Reg and pretty much controls the entire match. Other members of the Salty Spittoon come out to aid Teg, but are each dispatched by Sandy. Sandy gets the win with her signature "Lone Star Press" and spends some time after the match to Texas Two Step for the crowd. Winner: Sandy Perch Perkins and Neptune hypes up our main event before going backstage with Nicholas Withers, who is accompanied by the Tattletale Strangler. The Strangler declares that he intends on making a statement tonight despite the lack of time left in the show. He proceeds to stare down Withers and smiles before walking off and leaving the interviewer alone. Withers sees something off in e distance and proceeds to run up to them with the camera man in pursuit. We see he is with SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star, the Krusty Krushers, who will compete in our main event. SpongeBob says he can't believe that he is about to step back inside a wrestling ring and promises not to disappoint his fans tonight. He states that he doesn't really care if he is declared the first World Champion or not and that the fans are his reason to compete in that ring week in and week out. Patrick, on the other hand, cares only about defending the title he currently has, "Doing nothing more longer than anyone else". The Krusty Krushers vs The Pickles We go back to the ring and Kevin C. Cucumber and Bubble Bass of The Pickles make their way to the ring to huge heat from the crowd. Kevin shows off for the crowd as Bubble Bass simply stomps his way into the ring. Kevin gets a microphone and tells the crowd that he and Bubble Bass are here to change SBC forever. He puts them both over as elite wrestlers and that either one of them would make a great inaugural World Champion. Kevin also says that it may seem like he's into wrestling for the fashion, but he's really here to prove that he is truly the best at what he does. Bubble Bass grabs the mic from Kevin's hand and shouts out that "After tonight, NO ONE WILL FORGET THE PICKLES!" The Krusty Krushers interrupt them and finally make their entrance to massive pop from the crowd. SpongeBob and Kevin start the match-up off and after a very even match-up from both sides, The Krushers manage to isolate Kevin and nail him with their "Krusty Krusher" double-team finisher. SpongeBob goes for the pin but The Tattletale Strangler comes out and interrupts the 3-count right before the referee could reach 3. Winners: Krusty Krushers by disqualification The Strangler proceeds to assault Patrick, hitting him with his devastating "Choke Bomb" before putting SpongeBob into his patented "Strangle Hold", keeping his grip firm over the sponge's throat until he passes out. The Pickles retreat to the back as The Strangler taunts over the fallen Krusty Krushers, motioning towards his waist that he wants the World Title as Perch Perkins and Neptune signs us off. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushingmayhem Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 This is good, keep it up. I know it'll get better. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 wait if the bubble bass was safe, how did the krusty krushers win? and how did squilliam get away with cheating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted March 16, 2013 Author Share Posted March 16, 2013 wait if the bubble bass was safe, how did the krusty krushers win? and how did squilliam get away with cheating? I sorta implied Bubble Bass was temporarily incapacitated when it said "The Krusty Krushers manage to isolate Kevin". And Squilliam bribed the ref. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Squilliam bribed the ref. still somebody should've noticed that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted March 16, 2013 Author Share Posted March 16, 2013 still somebody should've noticed that! Not in wrestling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWESpongefan Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Who knows this may become better than Raw or Smackdown... Keep it up. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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