SpongeBrawl Championship Wrestling

[Clappy]

Brilliant OMJ. Just brilliant.

[SpongeOddFan]

fantastic work, OMJ

[Old Man Jenkins]

Well, while we continue to bring you the actual main card that was supposed to air a month ago, I threw this little treat together to thank any fans we have left for their patience.

SBC Nautical Nonsense: Episode 1

We are welcomes to the program by Perch Perkins and Neptune as we get shots of the sold-out crowd packing in the Krusher Arena tonight for the inaugural episode of SBC Nautical Nonsense! Perch Perkins runs us through the card as Neptune chimes in with his own snide ass opinions about each match tonight. We head down to the ring for our first match of the night!

Match #1: The Con Man vs Johnny Krill

The Con Man is the first to come out to the ring as he offers the ringside fans handshakes but they're each shocked since he is wearing a joy buzzer. He laughs at their torment before heading into the ring and calling for a microphone. He rips into the crowd and calls them all "Suckers!" Before laughing at them again before guaranteeing victory here tonight, but he is interrupted by his opponent, Johnny Krill, who puts in a big ass display for the fans while on his motorcycle. Krill and the other Drasticals do stunts for the fans as The Con Man calls them all "Suckers!" again. Johnny finally enters the ring to sound the bell and start the match.

The Con Man and Johnny size each other up before Krill takes Con down with a vicious Gout Takedown. Krill maintains control over Conny for much of the match until The Con Man turns the tide in his favor by gouging Krill's eyes and taking him down with a Crawdad Breaker. The Con Man works over Krill with some stomps as The Drasticals rally up support for Johnny from ringside. After maintaining some control with some repeated DDTs, The Con Man looks to go in for his patented "Glass Bone Breaker" but misses as Johnny takes advantage of this slip-up by following it up with a "Krill Kill". Johnny goes for the cover as the ref counts to 3 for the victory!

Winner: Johnny Krill

Nicholas Withers comes out for an interview and asks Johnny what he and The Drasticals have in store for SpongeBrawl. Krill responds that The Drasticals are gonna take the company by storm and at whatever doesn't kill them simply makes them stronger.

We go back to Perch Perkins and Neptune, who hype up Howard Blandy's World Heavyweight Title decision before cutting to vignette of Sgt. Roderick. We see Roderick at a park, admiring the scenery before telling the audience about how he's been apart of many wars in his years and says that now he's fighting a brand new war in SpongeBrawl Championship Wrestling. He says he's given up the best years of his life to ensure people their freedom and how he never got to really taste that freedom until now. He comments on some fishes having themselves a picnic and says that tonight, he's going to show everybody how to "throw a picnic". We head back to the ring for our next match of the night.

Match #2: Sgt. Roderick vs. Fred Rechid

Fred Rechid is the first to come out to the ring with a mic in hand. He says to "Rev up those fryers, because I'm hungry for one-" but he's interrupted by Sgt. Roderick, who comes out to the ring all smiles and offering the audience at ringside some Bon-bons. He enters the ring to sound the bell and start the match.

He offers Fred a Bon-Bon and Fred, a bit jilted from being interrupted earlier but still hungry for one, accepts Roderick's offer. But right as Fred approaches to take a chocolate, Roderick tosses the box away and completely unloads a heavy barrage of attacks on Fred, beating him into the corner turnbuckle with rights, lefts, elbows, knees and devastating kicks, all moves he learned from the army. Roderick gives Rechid no room to breathe as he finishes him off with a "Big Boot Camp", nearly kicking Fred's head off, for the win!

Winner: Sgt. Roderick

After the match, Roderick salutes his fallen opponent before saluting and shaking hands with the ref before heading to the back, giving away more Bon-bons to the fans as he does so.

We head back to Perch Perkins and Neptune, who hype up the upcoming matches between Patrick and Bubble Bass, as well as SpongeBob and Kevin C. Cucumber while also playing up the Tattletale Strangler's assault on the Krusty Krushers at the end of the last show. They begin hyping up tonight's main event before we head backstage to see Nicholas Withers with Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy. Mermaidman says its "Good to back!" To which Barnacle Boy tells him, "we're back you old coot!" and Mermaidman responds, "who are you?" We head back to the ring as our main event gets underway!

Main Event: Mermaidman & Barnacle Boy vs. The Horace's

Out first are the Horace's.. Horace B. Magic tries to win the crowd over by performing some stank ass magic treats to loud heat from the crowd. Horace A. Whopper takes the mic away and tells the fans that justice will be served tonight and that no vigilantes will be performing in the same company on him on his watch. He hypes himself up as the Judge, Jury and Executioner and drops the mic as Mermaidman and Barnacle make their entrance to a huge pop from the crowd.

Our main event begins and Barnacle Boy starts things up with Horace B. Magic. Barnacle gets the early advantage with his Sulfur Vision but Horace B. turns things around by pulling a rabbit out of his hat and taking BB down with a swinging sidewalk slam. He throws Barnacle into the turnbuckle and tags in Horace A. as they proceed to double team Barnacle Boy for a bit. Horace A. continues this dominance before tagging back in Horace B. They continue this cycle in order to keep Barnacle Boy away from his partner in crime fighting. When Horace A. tags in Horace B. one last time, Barnacle Boy manages to fight back with a Barnacle Shot, taking down Horace B. as he goes for the hot tag to Mermaidman. Mermaid an comes in fired up goes to school with Horace B. Horace A. comes from behind and hits Mermaidman with "The Gavel". Horace B. quits distracting the referee and goes for the cover but Barnacle Boy breaks the pin. Horace A. comes in to even things up with Barnacle Boy but the Young Ward takes them both out of the ring as Mermaidman puts Horace B. Magic away with his signature "Waterball" for the pin and the win!

Winners: Mermaidman & Barnacle Boy

MM & BB celebrate in the ring as the crowd cheers them on and the Horace's retreat back up the entrance, foiled. Perch Perkins hype up their victory as Neptune is none too pleased at the result. They plug in Howard Blandy's announcement again before signing off.

[Cha]

Did god make these? Because no single human can write and make references as good as these. OMJ you have all my respect even more.

[So Sejima]

Stop beating me in spin offs already. I just can't make a true piece of art like this!

[Old Man Jenkins]

Did god make these? Because no single human can write and make references as good as these. OMJ you have all my respect even more.

Cha, you're too much

[Aya♥]

Well, while we continue to bring you the actual main card that was supposed to air a month ago, I threw this little treat together to thank any fans we have left for their patience.

SBC Nautical Nonsense: Episode 1

We are welcomes to the program by Perch Perkins and Neptune as we get shots of the sold-out crowd packing in the Krusher Arena tonight for the inaugural episode of SBC Nautical Nonsense! Perch Perkins runs us through the card as Neptune chimes in with his own snide ass opinions about each match tonight. We head down to the ring for our first match of the night!

Match #1: The Con Man vs Johnny Krill

The Con Man is the first to come out to the ring as he offers the ringside fans handshakes but they're each shocked since he is wearing a joy buzzer. He laughs at their torment before heading into the ring and calling for a microphone. He rips into the crowd and calls them all "Suckers!" Before laughing at them again before guaranteeing victory here tonight, but he is interrupted by his opponent, Johnny Krill, who puts in a big ass display for the fans while on his motorcycle. Krill and the other Drasticals do stunts for the fans as The Con Man calls them all "Suckers!" again. Johnny finally enters the ring to sound the bell and start the match.

The Con Man and Johnny size each other up before Krill takes Con down with a vicious Gout Takedown. Krill maintains control over Conny for much of the match until The Con Man turns the tide in his favor by gouging Krill's eyes and taking him down with a Crawdad Breaker. The Con Man works over Krill with some stomps as The Drasticals rally up support for Johnny from ringside. After maintaining some control with some repeated DDTs, The Con Man looks to go in for his patented "Glass Bone Breaker" but misses as Johnny takes advantage of this slip-up by following it up with a "Krill Kill". Johnny goes for the cover as the ref counts to 3 for the victory!

Winner: Johnny Krill

Nicholas Withers comes out for an interview and asks Johnny what he and The Drasticals have in store for SpongeBrawl. Krill responds that The Drasticals are gonna take the company by storm and at whatever doesn't kill them simply makes them stronger.

We go back to Perch Perkins and Neptune, who hype up Howard Blandy's World Heavyweight Title decision before cutting to vignette of Sgt. Roderick. We see Roderick at a park, admiring the scenery before telling the audience about how he's been apart of many wars in his years and says that now he's fighting a brand new war in SpongeBrawl Championship Wrestling. He says he's given up the best years of his life to ensure people their freedom and how he never got to really taste that freedom until now. He comments on some fishes having themselves a picnic and says that tonight, he's going to show everybody how to "throw a picnic". We head back to the ring for our next match of the night.

Match #2: Sgt. Roderick vs. Fred Rechid

Fred Rechid is the first to come out to the ring with a mic in hand. He says to "Rev up those fryers, because I'm hungry for one-" but he's interrupted by Sgt. Roderick, who comes out to the ring all smiles and offering the audience at ringside some Bon-bons. He enters the ring to sound the bell and start the match.

He offers Fred a Bon-Bon and Fred, a bit jilted from being interrupted earlier but still hungry for one, accepts Roderick's offer. But right as Fred approaches to take a chocolate, Roderick tosses the box away and completely unloads a heavy barrage of attacks on Fred, beating him into the corner turnbuckle with rights, lefts, elbows, knees and devastating kicks, all moves he learned from the army. Roderick gives Rechid no room to breathe as he finishes him off with a "Big Boot Camp", nearly kicking Fred's head off, for the win!

Winner: Sgt. Roderick

After the match, Roderick salutes his fallen opponent before saluting and shaking hands with the ref before heading to the back, giving away more Bon-bons to the fans as he does so.

We head back to Perch Perkins and Neptune, who hype up the upcoming matches between Patrick and Bubble Bass, as well as SpongeBob and Kevin C. Cucumber while also playing up the Tattletale Strangler's assault on the Krusty Krushers at the end of the last show. They begin hyping up tonight's main event before we head backstage to see Nicholas Withers with Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy. Mermaidman says its "Good to back!" To which Barnacle Boy tells him, "we're back you old coot!" and Mermaidman responds, "who are you?" We head back to the ring as our main event gets underway!

Main Event: Mermaidman & Barnacle Boy vs. The Horace's

Out first are the Horace's.. Horace B. Magic tries to win the crowd over by performing some stank ass magic treats to loud heat from the crowd. Horace A. Whopper takes the mic away and tells the fans that justice will be served tonight and that no vigilantes will be performing in the same company on him on his watch. He hypes himself up as the Judge, Jury and Executioner and drops the mic as Mermaidman and Barnacle make their entrance to a huge pop from the crowd.

Our main event begins and Barnacle Boy starts things up with Horace B. Magic. Barnacle gets the early advantage with his Sulfur Vision but Horace B. turns things around by pulling a rabbit out of his hat and taking BB down with a swinging sidewalk slam. He throws Barnacle into the turnbuckle and tags in Horace A. as they proceed to double team Barnacle Boy for a bit. Horace A. continues this dominance before tagging back in Horace B. They continue this cycle in order to keep Barnacle Boy away from his partner in crime fighting. When Horace A. tags in Horace B. one last time, Barnacle Boy manages to fight back with a Barnacle Shot, taking down Horace B. as he goes for the hot tag to Mermaidman. Mermaid an comes in fired up goes to school with Horace B. Horace A. comes from behind and hits Mermaidman with "The Gavel". Horace B. quits distracting the referee and goes for the cover but Barnacle Boy breaks the pin. Horace A. comes in to even things up with Barnacle Boy but the Young Ward takes them both out of the ring as Mermaidman puts Horace B. Magic away with his signature "Waterball" for the pin and the win!

Winners: Mermaidman & Barnacle Boy

MM & BB celebrate in the ring as the crowd cheers them on and the Horace's retreat back up the entrance, foiled. Perch Perkins hype up their victory as Neptune is none too pleased at the result. They plug in Howard Blandy's announcement again before signing off.

Needs more tag matches playa