ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted May 19, 2013 Author Share Posted May 19, 2013 lol Yeah cause I'm staff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted May 30, 2013 Author Share Posted May 30, 2013 Alright you guys have waited long enough. The Season 4 premiere of Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures premieres this Friday! And a brand new short will come, which will give you a preview of the upcoming movie! It's all apart of the Spin-Off Festival 4 right here on SBC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted May 31, 2013 Author Share Posted May 31, 2013 Alright folks, the day is here! The Season 4 Premiere of GTSUA will premiere tonight, along with a special new short previewing the movie! Stay tuned later tonight folks! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted May 31, 2013 Author Share Posted May 31, 2013 Here it is! THE SEASON 4 PREMIERE OF GTSUA! Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures Episode 40 – Plankton Catastrophe! PREVIOUSLY ON GTSUA EPISODE 2: Plankton: Muh Ha Ha Ha Ha! You Fools! I, Plankton, will destroy you all! Gary The Snail: Ouch! Can you just shoot your gun already! Gizmo Snail: You Bet Ya! (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzBANG!) Plankton: Ah Oh! (KaBoom!) All: Yeah, Gizmo Snail! Gary The Snail: You did it, Gizmo! Gizmo Snail: Ah, it was nothing. All: Yeah!!!!!! *flashback ends as the flashback is froze* Plankton: Ah yes, my first encounter with those stupid snails! Plankton: Frankly the writer was bad with scripting at the time, but that doesn't mean I should not have won! Plankton: I had all the means! Everything! But of course, it was just a simple gun that took me out. Plankton: Well, after a year, it is time for me to strike once more! Plankton: This is your wake-up call snails! Prepare to meet your doom! Muhahahaha! *Cues to Gary's home* Gary: Got any 3's? Bill: Go-Fish. *Gary picks up a card* Bill: Got any 9's? *Gary throws his remaining cards* Gary: Argh! How the hell do you keep winning? Bill: I guess I just got skill dawg. *We hear stomping in the distance* Snellie: Anyone else hear that? Gary: Hear wha- *The wall of the house is destroyed by Plankton's large robot* Gary: Plankton?! Plankton: The one and only! Gizmo: *Running from up-stairs* Don't worry, I've got this. Plankton: Oh ho ho, Gizmo. It'll take a lot more than a simple gun to defeat me this time! *Plankton zaps the original gun that destroyed Plankton in the 2nd episode* Gizmo: Oh crap. Gary: RUNNNNNNNNN! Bill: Good idea! *Bill, Gary, and the gang run away from the home, but Grandpa is accidently left sleeping inside the home* *Inside the home* *We see the house collapsing* Grandpa: *wakes up* Oh barnacles. *The house collapses with Grandpa inside it* Gary: Grandpa! NOOOOOOOOOOO! Plankton: Hahahaha. Plankton: I told you already, you can't stop me! Plankton: I've got the gear ready to take you down once and for all! Gary: You bastard! Do you realize what you have done? Plankton: Of course I do you fool! Plankton: The less of you there are, the better! Plankton: Now then, say goodbye putrid snails! *Plankton shines a laser at the snails, but then it goes off all of the sudden* The Snails: Huh? *The camera pans out to see Gizmo, who has completely disabled the robot* Gizmo: What, did you guys forget that I'm a genius with robots? Plankton: ...Oh boy. *The robot tips over* Plankton: Curses! *Plankton takes out a flying machine* Plankton: Heed my warning! I will return, better than before! Muhahahaha! *Plankton disappears from view* *The Snail's run over to the house* Gary: Grandpa! Please! Don't leave me yet! Please! *starts to cry* *Something in the distance starts to climb out of the rubble* Gary: ...Grandpa! Grandpa: Gary me boy! *Gary helps Grandpa out of the rubble* Gary: I thought you were dead Grandpa! Grandpa: Shoot, I've gotten through tougher tasks than that! Snobby: Hate to kill the moment (well not really), but where the hell are we going to live now? Goober: Meep! *Silence* Gary: Welp, I guess we'll have to rebuild it...as a team! *The snail's huddle up together* Gary: Together, we can accomplish anything! Rest of Snails: Yeah! *The snail's jump into the air* THE END! FADE TO BLACK Come back in 15 minutes for the short film! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted May 31, 2013 Author Share Posted May 31, 2013 A little late but meh Here's the short: Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures Short 5 – The Movie Trailer Gary: Alright! Here’s the movie trailer for our first movie! Audience: Hooray! Gary: Let’s count down! Audience: 3! Audience: 2! Audience: 1! Audience: Yay!!!!!!!!!!! Bill: Shh. The Trailer’s starting. FROM CNF1 PRODUCTIONS AND SPIN-OFF ENTERTAINMENT COMES A MOVIE LIKE NO OTHER! SUSPENSE Gary: Great! We’re lost in the middle of nowhere! THRILLS Gary: Here we gooooooo! Indian Snail: After them! CHILLS Bill: God, it’s cold in here. LAUGHS Bill: I guess that’s what they mean by Chills! *logo pops up* GARY THE SNAIL’S UNDERSEA MOVIE: AN EXOTIC ADVENTURE COMING SOON TO AN SBC THEATER NEAR YOU... NO, NOT ELASTIC’S SPIN-OFF. *fade-out* Gary: You excited for the movie now? Gary: Well, you should be. Gary: We’ll see you next time for the movie premiere! THE END! FADE TO BLACK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Nice short and episode like always 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Good episode/season premiere and the promo for the movie looks fun ^^. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted June 5, 2013 Author Share Posted June 5, 2013 New episode time GO! Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures Episode 41 - Planet Gary Deep in the Milky Way, lived a group of snails who have come together to defeat the path of evil. They are Planet Gary. *Opening titles appear* Gary: Captain's Log: Everything has been going alright aboard The Snail. We had some engine problems, but our mechanic took care of it right away. No sign of enemies anywhere. I wonder where they are hiding... Snellie: Gary, you should take a breather. You haven't relaxed in days. Gary: Yeah, I guess. But what if- Snellie: There hasn't been an enemy attack in days. You're fine. Gary: Alright, but if you spot any- Snellie: We report it to you blah blah blah yes sweetie, now go have a good time relaxing. Snellie: Bye Sugarplum! *Gary walks off to relax* *Snellie sits down in the captain's chair* Snellie: Boy, just sitting in this chair makes me feel un-relaxed. *Cues to Gary in a hot tub* Gary: Ahhhh. Just what I needed after 200 years of working as a pilot on this damn space ship. RED ALERT RED ALERT DANGER DANGER Gary: >__> Gary: Better go see what the hell is wrong. *Snellie appears via a TV screen* Snellie: Don't worry Gary, we're alright. Snellie: Just stay put, we've got everything covered. *An army of aliens runs past Gary* *We pan to the TV screen, showing the Alien King capturing Snellie and the rest of Gary's crew* Alien King: Ah, this must be the captain on the screen here. Alien King: Listen bub, I'm going to make you a deal. Alien King: Hand over the rights to Planet Z and I'll give you back your ship and your crew. Gary: Never! Alien King: Very well. We will just come and find you...AND LOCK YOU UP TOO! MUHAHAHAHA! Alien King: See you later Gary the Snail, muhahahaha! *Static appears on screen* *Gary runs to his friends* Alien King: Captain, send your squad to find Gary The Snail. Alien Captain: Yes sir. *Gary encounters the alien while running, and dodges them and their laser blaster rays* *Gary reaches the king and punches him, and does other things we aren't allowed to say, and then throws him into the cage, locking him up* *The alien squad throws their hands up in defeat* *Gary then lets out his friends* Alien Gunman #1: What are you planning on doing with us? Alien Gunman #2: Yeah, we were just taking orders! Alien Captain: Truth be told, we never wanted to work for the king, he forced us into working for him. Alien Gunman #1: Yeah! Gary: Well...if what you said is correct...then I allow you and your men to be set free, but under the terms that you will not attack us every again. Alien Captain: We accept. Gary: Good. You are free to go. Alien Squad: Hooray! *The Alien Squad leaves the ship and heads home via their own ship* Snellie: Well Gary, I guess we really do need you as our captain a lot of the time. Gary: That's why I'm here. *cool glasses* Gary: *sits in Captain's chair* Now then, off to hyperspace! Hyperspeed launch now! *The ship goes into hyperspeed, and we can no longer see the ship* *In a dark-closet* Alien King: Um...hey guys? You gonna let me out now? Hello? Hello? Hello? *Alien King echos hello? for eternity* THE END! FADE TO BLACK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted June 7, 2013 Author Share Posted June 7, 2013 The premiere of Gary The Snail's Undersea Movie: An Exotic Adventure comes tonight folks! And don't miss the series premiere of Nick The Goldfish Slayer, coming up right after the movie! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 The premiere of Gary The Snail's Undersea Movie: An Exotic Adventure comes tonight folks! And don't miss the series premiere of Nick The Goldfish Slayer, coming up right after the movie! Can't wait 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted June 7, 2013 Author Share Posted June 7, 2013 DRUM ROLL PLEASE! THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! THE EPIC PREMIERE OF GARY THE SNAIL'S UNDERSEA MOVIE: AN EXOTIC ADVENTURE! Gary The Snail’s Undersea Movie: An Exotic Adventure Yertle The Turtle: Ah. Finally. The movie is finished. Gary: Yep. And we finally get to see ourselves up on the big screen. Snelly Snail: Do you think I looked good in the movie, sweetie pie? Gary: Yes Snelly. I did. Audience: Ahhhh! That’s so cute! Gary: If you liked that, you’ll be excited to see the actual movie! Gizmo Snail: Allright Everyone. Movie should begin in a couple of minutes. (BOOM!) Gary: What on earth was that? Bill Snail: Yeah dawg! I’m running out of popcorn already. Start the movie already! Gizmo Snail: Cough. Cough. Ow. Gizmo Snail: Umm, guys. The movie projector just exploded. I’m going to check to see if we have another one around anywhere. Gizmo Snail: Hold on. Bill Snail: Ah Great! Now I’m going to be out of popcorn by the time this thing starts! Gary: Calm down, Bill. You can always get more later. Bill Snail: Yeah, I guess you’re right. Gizmo Snail: Allright Everyone. I just found a spare projector. We shall now start the movie! All: Hurrah! (Theater becomes black) Gary: Here it comes. Audience: 5! Audience: 4! Audience: 3! Audience: 2! Audience: 1! Audience: 0! Audience: Hurrah! Snelly: It’s starting! Gary: Here it comes! (J.B. Pictures presents) (Gary The Snail’s Undersea Movie! An Exotic Adventure!) (Title appears on screen in red font) (Credits appear on screen on top of a background of a city) (Jazz Music is heard during the opening credits) (Cues to School) Ms. Snail: Allright kids. It’s time to learn algebra! Class: Ahhh! Bill Snail: What the heck, dawg! Why do we have to learn this junk! Ms. Snail: Please turn your textbooks to page 103. (Random Guy barges into door) Ms. Snail: Who are you? ???: Hello, my name is Mr. Billy Cogfish, Adventureor. Ms. Snail: Well hello, Mr. Cogfish, but what are you doing here? Billy Cogfish: It seems that one of your snails has decided to enter your class into a contest. Ms. Snail: What contest? Billy Cogfish: The “Become An Adventureor” contest, and your class is the lucky class! Billy Cogfish: I, personally, will take your class into the wild Jungles of the Jellyfish Jungle, way out in then far dephs of the Ocean. Ms. Snail: Wow! What an honor! What will we do there? Billy Cogfish: Well, as soon as we arrive by plane, I will show you the many creatures that inhabit this misty land. Ms. Snail: Wow! By the way, who entered us into the contest? Billy Cogfish: Your student, Gary. Students: Gary? (All students look to Gary) Students: Horray! Students: We’re going on a field trip! Ms. Snail: Now Now Children. Settle Down. Ms. Snail: Now, Mr. Cogfish, when will we be leaving? Billy Cogfish: We shall leave on April 14th. Ms. Snail: Allright then. Class, make sure you come prepared on April 14th. We don’t know what could happen. Billy Cogfish: That’s a very good idea. See you all on April 14th! Cheers! Ms. Snail: Goodbye! Allright class. Now back to our Algebra lesson. Students: Ahhh!!!! Ms. Snail: Now, can someone please tell me what the square root of 40 is? (RING! RING!) Ms. Snail: Oh My! Class is over! We’ll have to resume when we get back from our field trip. Goodbye, kids! (Kids come racing out the door and trample Ms. Snail to the ground.) Ms. Snail: My Leg! (Bubble foam up to the screen as we cue to the next scene.) *Door barges open* Gary: Hey Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa Snail: Who? What? Where? Gary: It’s just me Grandpa. Grandpa Snail: Oh. Hello lad. What’s up? Gary: Our class is going on a field trip to the Jellyfish Jungle! Would you like to come with us? Grandpa Snail: Sure me bucko! You know, I was once an adventurer. Gary: YOU were an adventurer? Grandpa Snail: Sure was! Way back in the day, I explored the wild depths of the Jellyfish Jungle, fighting vicious, man-eating creatures almost every day! Gary: Wow! Could I hear one of your stories Grandpa? Grandpa: Sure! *flashback sequence begins* It was 1935, back then Bikini Bottom was nothing but Jungle! Grandpa: I flew into the Jellyfish Jungle to fight off an invasive species called the Claw Fish. Grandpa: When I came to the Bugaloo River, everything was calm, until a Claw Fish sprang up at me and dug his claws into my shell! Grandpa: I managed to fight that one off, but before I knew it, every Claw Fish in the entire river tried to attack me! Grandpa: I fought off the fish with my wipe, which seemed to kill the fish intently! Grandpa: I killed everyone with my wipe, but before I knew it, I fainted on the ground from exhaustion and the fact that on Claw Fish tore at my shell. Grandpa: I was rescued by my crew, and taken to the local Hospital not too far from there. Grandpa: At that hospital, I met your Grandmother. *flashback ends* Grandpa: And the rest they say, is history. Grandpa: Now, you better get packing! We have an adventure to go on! Gary: Right! THE NEXT DAY *we here a bunch of kids talking* Bill: Hey guys, does anyone know when Gary is coming? Snellie: Gary told me he’s coming later to help his Grandpa out. *We here a Jalopy pull up to the school* Grandpa: Wow! It’s been ages since I’ve seen this school! Gary: This is your first time here Grandpa. Grandpa: Oh yeah. Ms. Snail: Hello Gary. Who are you with today? Gary: This is my Grandpa. Grandpa: Pleasure to meet you! *shakes hands* Ms. Snail: Pleasure to meet you as well! Ms. Snail: Alright class! It’s time to pick a buddy that you will be with during our flight! Snellie: Ms. Snail? Ms. Snail: Yes Snellie? Snellie: Could I be with Gary and his Grandpa? Ms. Snail: Well…I suppose so. Snellie: Thank you Ms. Snail. Grandpa: Welcome aboard Snellie! Gary: Grandpa! Snellie: *chuckles* It’s alright sweetie. Gary: Alright. Bill: Yo Snob, want to be my partner? Snobby: I guess I will. Gizmo: Then who am I going to be buddies with? Ms. Snail: How about…Ashley? Ashley: What? Not with her! Gizmo: *thinks* Oh great, I’m stuck with the most stuck up person I know. *We here plane motors hovering over the school* Billy Cogfish: Hello chaps! Ready to go to the Jellyfish Jungle? All: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Cogfish: Alright then! Then come on board! *the children come on board the plane* Billy Cogfish: Welcome aboard Sir! Grandpa: So, you’re an adventurer too, huh? Billy Cogfish: Sure am! Been in the business for 9 years! Grandpa: Impressive. But not as impressive as my 65 years! *Grandpa walks away* Billy Cogfish: Could it be? Nah. *Plane doors close, and the plane sores into the sky!* *Black fade out* INTERMISSION FOR POPCORN AND OTHER REFRESHMENTS Gary: Umm…Bill? Bill: Yeah, dawg? Gary: What was that? Bill: It’s Intermission Time! Gary: Why on earth is that playing? Bill: …because it’s intermission time? Gary: *facepalms* Gary: I’m going to talk to Gizmo about this. Bill: You do that. *slurps Soda* Gary(In the Projection Booth area): Why on earth was the Intermission thing put up Gizmo? Gizmo: I thought the audience might need a break. Gary: Well, obviously, they don’t. Look. Audience: Start the movie already! *throws Popcorn at Projection Booth window* Gary: See? Gizmo: Fine. I will restart the movie. Gary: Thank you. *walks away* Gary(Back at his seat): Movie should start soon. Bill: Aw man. I didn’t get my Popcorn refilled! Gary: Ugh. Don’t worry folks! No more inturptions. Won’t happen again. Audience: Yay!!!! *Film restarts* Stewart Snail: Any Drinks Sir? Grandpa: Got any Wine on this flight? Stewart Snail: Sure, sir. *pours glass of Wine into glass cup* Stewart Snail: Here you are sir. Grandpa: Thank you, madam. Stewart Snail: Your welcome. Any drinks for you two. Gary: I’ll have a Sprite. Snellie: Coke for me. Stewart: Here you are. *Stewart walks away* Captain Snail: And on your left, you’ll see Astro Boy fighting off yet another creature, saving the day once again. Astro Boy: *waves* *Astro goes back to fighting off the creature* *Astro Boy music is played over the fight* 5 HOURS LATER *We see a random guy on a toilet floating in mid air* Random Guy: Ah damn. Not again. 5 MORE HOURS LATER *The plane is silent* Gary: Are we there yet?! Billy Cogfish: Almost there me lad. Captain Snail: And here we are at wonderful Jellyfish Jungle! This is our final stop, so please keep your seatbelts on as we may experience some turbulence. Captain Snail: And we’ve now landed at the Jellyfish Jungle airport. Captain Snail: Thank you for flying Air Snail today and we hope to see you MOAR times in the future. Captain Snail: You may now get off the airplane. *Everyone gets off the airplane* Gary: Jeez Bill, how much stuff did you bring? We’re only here for one night! Bill: Always come prepared my friend. Always come prepared. Gary: Ok then. Suit yourself. Billy Cogfish: Alright, let’s get you to your cabins everyone. Captain Snail: I’ll be here tomorrow then! Billy Cogfish: Alright! Captain Snail: *hums to himself* ???: GET CAPTAIN. ???: *Indian Sounds* Captain Snail: What the…? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SPLAT! Indian Snail: Ah, deed. She is done. *Evil Dramatic Music plays* *fade-out* *fade-in* *In a sacred Indian Village* Indian Snail: We brought fresh meat. *Other Indian Snails jump up and down* *They throw the Captain in a teepee* Captain Snail: What do you want with me? Indian Snail: We going to kill your friends. Captain Snail: Friends? I hardly know those people! Indian Snail: We not believe you. We lead them here to die. Captain Snail: Oh my. THE NEXT DAY… Billy Cogfish: Alright everyone, up and atom! *Everyone is tired, but they get up anyway* Billy Cogfish: Welp, let’s go exploring! *The class goes on an exploration trip* *5 hours later* Billy Cogfish: Wasn’t that fun everyone? Grandpa Snail: You call that fun? All we did was stare at worms all day! Billy Cogfish *sweating* Anyway, let’s head back home, Captain, are you here? Billy Cogfish: Captain? *We see a note at the campfire from the previous night* IF YOU WANT CAPTAIN, COME TO INDIAN VILLAGE. Signed, Indian Snail. Billy Cogfish: Oh my. Billy Cogfish: Well everyone, looks like we’re stuck here/ Class: Aw. Billy Cogfish: The Captain..er…ran into some trouble! Yes, trouble! *sweats* Grandpa: What did the note say Billy. Billy Cogfish: Nothing… Grandpa: Then let me see it… Billy Cogfish: NO! I mean…it’s none of your business… *Grandpa tackles Billy to the ground, and grabs the note* Grandpa: *shocked* You…you were afraid…OVER AN INDIAN VILLAGE? Grandpa: You aren’t a real adventurer! Just some stunt! I can’t believe this… *Billy Cogfish starts crying* Billy Cogfish: YES! It’s true! I’m not a real adventurer! They just hired me to be one! I was racking up the dough! Now that you know, I’m ruined! *cries a river* Gary: Alright, get up! Gary: We need to save the captain! Class: YEAH! Ashley: Ew no, I’m not going in there. Class: YES YOU ARE *They drag Ashley into the jungle* Grandpa: *Cuts through the last weeds* Alright, here it is… Grandpa: Hmm, things seem too quiet… *The Indians put bags over everyone* *We cue to everyone being hanged over a fire, ready to be cooked* Indian Snail: We have captured you. Now die…in 5 minutes. *Indian Snail walks away, but two Indian Guards guard the entrance* Gary: Great, now what? Grandpa: Hey, don’t look at me! I can’t get out of this rope! Never could, never will. Bill: We’re gonna be stuck in this place forevah yo. Snobby: All my money! My mansion! WHYYYYYYYYYY! Ashley: Gizmo… Gizmo: Yeah? Ashley: I’m sorry for being such a jerk back there. You’re a nice kid. Gizmo: Thanks. *They hug* *Bill hugs Snobby as he cries about his cash* Bill: It’s ok, let it all out. Gary: Well, this is the end for us Snellie. Snellie: Yep. Gary: I just wish we- Snellie: Shhh. No more talking. *They kiss* *All of the sudden, all the ropes are cut by magic!* Gary: Holy shit, what just happened. Grandpa: It seems like the power of love saved us all. Captain: Well, let’s not just stand there, let’s get out of here! Billy Cogfish: But how do we get past the guards? *Grandpa looks at an object stolen by the Indians, which turns out to be 3 Jetpacks.* Grandpa: Hmm… 5 seconds later… *The gang comes shooting out of the tent with Jetpacks on Billy, Captain, and Grandpa’s backs; they are each holding the rest of the gang* *The Indian tribe goes nuts, as they try to bring one of the jetpacks down, but to no avail* *The Jetpacks land in the campsite* Grandpa: Quickly! Everyone get their things, and get in the plane! *They do as told* *The Plane takes off as the Indians arrive* *Indian Snail jumps onto the plane just as it takes off* Indian Snail: I will murder you all! Grandpa: Not in a lifetime sport! *Grandpa kicks Indian Snail off the plane; he plunges to his death* Gary: Way to go Grandpa! Grandpa: Thanks. *Gets back into Plane* And so, after months of waiting, our story is done. They all lived happily ever after… THE END! Audience: Hooray! Gary: What a great movie! Snellie: Glad we could finally see it for ourselves. Bill: God dammit I’m out of Popcorn and Pop. Gary: Meh, it doesn’t matter now Bill, the movie is over. Bill: *gets up and leaves to get some anyway* Gary: Ok then. *Credits roll* *We see everyone talking about the movie afterwords* *End Credits Sequence* *Everyone has left the theater* Bill: *sits* Ah, so comfy. *Lights go out* Bill: Hello? Bill: Anyone there? Bill: Hello? THE END! 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So Sejima Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 I thought it would be longer but still great movie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted June 13, 2013 Author Share Posted June 13, 2013 New episode time! Little later than normal posting time, but it's out. Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures Episode 42 - Rise of the Snail Warriors *Film reel starts up* RISE OF THE SNAIL WARRIORS *Laser shots are heard in the background* *Gary is seen rushing behind the back of a rock* Gary: There's a lot of them today Bill! Bill: *shoots from behind the rock* Yeah, tell me about it. *Gary and Bill continue to shoot behind the rock as we pan out to The Queen Snellie's royal castle* Snellie: *looking out the window* Sigh. What a tragedy the gods have placed upon us. *Snobby, the royal guard of the Queen, approaches Snellie* Snobby: Queen Snellie, we need to evacuate the castle, enemy lines are approaching ever closer to the castle. Snellie: Oh heavens no Snobby, I won't leave this castle until the last block falls. Snobby: But Queen- Snellie: I've made up my mind Snobby. See to it that you evacuate the rest. Invader Kah: Too late. *Invader Kah slams the door shut* Invader Kah: Thought you could escape me Queen? Fat Chance! Snobby: I refuse to let you harm her! Snellie: Snobby, get out of here immediately. Invader Kah: Now just wait, I'm not allowing any of my prisoners out of my range... Snellie: Let Snobby go. This is between you and me Kah! Invader Kah: Very well. Snobby may be let free. Snobby: Oh thank you sir! *Runs out the door; We hear screams in the background of Snobby getting mauled by the army of Invaders* *Snellie is shocked by this* Invader Kah: I said I would let him go. But I don't control what my army does... *Invader Kah grabs a hold of Snellie* Snellie: Let me go! Let me go! *Bill barges in* Bill: Let her go Kah! *Kah pulls out a walkie talkie* Invader Kah: *on walkie talkie* Explode the castle now and get my escape saucer ready. *Kah puts the walkie talkie away and the castle explodes* *Bill, Kah, and Snellie fall, but Kah is picked up by an escape saucer* Invader Kah: See yah around snails! *Kah flies away in his saucer* Bill: Welp, this is the end. Snellie: Yep. *Bill and Snellie prepare for their deaths when Gary catches them with his seahorse* Gary: Need a lift? Snellie: Gary! *Snellie and Gary kiss* Later that day... Snellie: *on stage* To thank these heroes, I present Gary The Snail and Bill Snail with Honorary Community Helper Awards. *The people of Planet Z praise the two heroes* *Snellie and Gary kiss as the crowd continues to clap* THE END! FADE TO BLACK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted June 21, 2013 Author Share Posted June 21, 2013 Sorry about the delay guys. Here's Episode 43: Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures Episode 43 – Gary’s Short Film Festival Gary: Hello everybody! Gary: Welcome to my Short Film Festival! Gary: *whispers to audience* It’s one of a kind too. *We see some snails playing Yahtzee in the corner* Snail: ONE OF A KIND! WOOHOO! Gary: *clears throat* Anyway, here’s our first short film of the night, Death By Glaze by our very own Bill Snail… *Audience claps* Death By Glaze Written by Bill Snail Directed by Bill Snail… Presented in B&W and Silent... *We hear eerie music as a snail slithers through an abandoned Krispy Kremes factory* *The snail continues to search through the abandoned factory* *A sound is made; the snail looks around, but doesn’t spot anything* *Next thing he knows, he’s out cold. Lying on the cold, hard ground. Never to see the day of light again…* *The next morning, the police show up after a disturbance was heard by a neighbor. The police find the snail dead…covered with donut glaze…* *A hysterical voice is heard in the background* END. *fade-out* *Audience claps and snaps* Snail #2: Very nice short man. Snail #3: Yeah, definitely was eerie. *Bill bows and walks off stage* Gary: And now, a short little musical short from our very own Snobby Snail, titled “I Want My Money” *Audience claps* I Want My Money: A Musical Short Written by Snobby Snail Color by Technicolor Snobby: I want my money. Snobby: For my weed. Snobby: Without my weed. Snobby: I-GET-MADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! Snobby: Give me my damn money! Snobby: I need It right away! Snobby: Without it, no weed. Snobby: It’s 4/20 dammit let’s blaze it! Snobby: I WANT MY MONEY Snobby: FOR MY WEED. Snobby: WITHOUT MY WEED Snobby: I GET MADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Snobby: I WANT MY MONEY THUGS! *fade-out* *Audience is hysterical* *Snobby bows and walks off stage* Gary: Alright folks, settle down. Gary: Our last short is from our own Snellie, titled “Music Gone Haywire” *Audience claps* Music Gone Haywire Written by Snellie Snail Color by Polacolor *Snellie is directing the magical instruments for a warm-up* *Snellie taps her baton and begins conducting The Barber of Seville* *Later, the instruments have minds of their own and start acting out the opera* *Snellie attempts to control them, but fails* *After one last blow before the piece ends, Snellie gets them to settle down* *And the piece is done.* END Audience: *whistles* Snail #2: Nice job little snail. *Snellie blushes and bows; she exits off stage* Gary: Welp, thank you all for joining us for the festival. Gary: And we hope you’ll all submit next year! Gary: See yah! *Audience claps and Gary exits off stage and heads to the bar* Gary: Get me some Vodka, I’m all pooped out. Tapper: We only sell root bear now. Gary: God dammit. THE END! FADE TO BLACK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Planktons family :ROOT BEAR! WE LIKE ROOT BEER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted June 27, 2013 Author Share Posted June 27, 2013 Holy motherfucking shit... Guys... WE HIT OVER 2,000 VIEWS! Thank you all for the support! Since I wasn't able to get Episode 44 up yesterday, you'll be getting it TODAY for sure! Thanks again guys! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted June 29, 2013 Author Share Posted June 29, 2013 Umm...yeah I'm a big fat liar. Please throw fire at me. In non-kidding news, either A. I'll get Episode 44 up today if I feel like I have time or B. I'll just delay it to next Wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Umm...yeah I'm a big fat liar. Please throw fire at me. In non-kidding news, either A. I'll get Episode 44 up today if I feel like I have time or B. I'll just delay it to next Wednesday. you said it *throws fire* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted July 11, 2013 Author Share Posted July 11, 2013 Ah yes this. I'm super sorry for the delay guys. I'm gonna try and FOCUS on this one the most. Stay tuned for more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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