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NEWS REPORT

Full episode titles for the rest of the season are up on SBC Wiki's page for the show. I have also calculated airdates for the shows so, the season 1 finale will most likely happen on June 20th 2012. The movie should air afterwords so, the movie should air in late June, early-July, or so. Save The Dates. :) :cool:

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Ok, since all of the threads went broken the day Episode 5 was supposed to be released, I will debut it now so that the episode doesn't get further delayed. Here it is:

Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures

Episode 5: Hot Potato

Gary: God. What are we going to do today?

Gary: We never do anything fun.

Bill Snail: Yeah dawg. We need to find something fun. And fast.

Snelly Snail: Why don’t we play hot potato?

Gary: Sound fun everyone?

Bill Snail: Sure.

Snobby Snail: Yeah Yeah Whatever. Let’s get this over with so that I can return to my money vault.

Gizmo Snail: Heck Yeah! I’ll go make a potato right now!

Gary: Umm Gizmo, we don’t actually…

Gizmo Snail: Hold on. It will be right out.

Gary: Sigh.

(3 Mins. Later)

Gizmo Snail: Allright! It’s done!

Gary: Umm, Yeah, Gizmo, we don’t actually play with…

Gizmo Snail: You first Gary.

Gary: Ye Ow!

Snelly: Ow!

Bill Snail: Ow! Ow! Ow!

Snobby Snail: What on earth do you mean that our stocks dropp… ye ow!

All: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

(Bubbles foam up to the screen as we cue to the hospital)

All: Moan. Grown. Ow.

Gary: Doctor, we’ll be ok, right?

Doctor: Oh yeah. It’s just some minor burns.

Doctor: You all should be ok in a couple of weeks.

Gary: Thanks, doc.

Doctor: Don’t mention it.

Bugs Bunny: Hey! You stole my line!

Gary: Who are you?

Bugs Bunny: Really? Really? You don’t know who I am?

Bugs Bunny: I’m Bugs Bunny! I’m one of the most famous cartoons ever!

Bugs Bunny: Seriously! Classic Cartoon Characters get no love anymore.

(Bugs walks out of the room)

Doctor: Ok Then.

(Doctor walks out the door)

Gizmo Snail: Sorry Everyone. I didn’t know it wasn’t played with a real potato

Gary: It’s ok. Say what happened to that potato anyway?

Gizmo Snail: I hav… oops!

(The potato slips out of Gizmo’s grab)

Gary: Not again.

Gary: Ow!

Bill Snail: Ow!

Snelly Snail: Ow!

All: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

FADE TO BLACK…

...BUT THE EPISODE ISN’T OVER YET!

Random Classic Cartoon Guy: Hello. I’m a classic cartoon fan.

Random Classic Cartoon Guy: Join our cause to…

Random Guy: Hey! Down in Front!

(Guy throws his Popcorn bag at the Classic Cartoon guy)

Random Classic Cartoon Guy: What the…

(BANG!)

Random Classic Cartoon Guy: (Laying on Floor) Ow!

(It knocks him out)

Random Classic Cartoon Guy: Yum. Free Popcorn!

THE END!

FADE TO BLACK

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Here's Episode 6 Everyone! :) Reviews Are Extremely Appriciated. :)

Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures

Episode 6- Coffee Break

Director: Allright, that’s a wrap on this episode. Take 5 everyone!

Gary: Thank god we’ve finished filming that “Hot Potato” episode.

Bill Snail: Oh God, yes. I still have burns from that episode!

Gary: But we just shot that episode.

Bill Snail: Oh Yeah.

Bill Snail: So, what should we do now?

Gary: Eh, let’s go see what the other cast members do on their coffee breaks.

Bill Snail: OK.

(Cues to Gizmo’s room)

Gizmo Snail: Let’s see here. If I add this coffee to this blend, mix it all up and..

(KABOOM!)

Gizmo Snail: Ow.

Bill Snail: Let’s go check on Snelly.

Gary: OK.

(Cues to Snelly’s Room)

Gary: Hey Snelly.

Snelly: Help Gary!

Gary: What?!

Snobby Snail: Come on Snelly. Kiss me you fool.

Snelly: Never!

(SMACK!)

Snobby Snail: Ow.

Gary: Get off my girlfriend, you fool!

Gary: Hi Yah!

(Gary leeps to Snobby and attacks him.)

(BANG!)

(PUNCH!)

(HIT!)

(POW!)

Director: Hey! You 2 settle down. Your coffee break is over. Time to shoot the next episode.

Gary: Truce?

Snobby Snail: Truce.

(The 2 shake on the deal.)

Director: Allright, let’s go and film the next episode.

All: Allright!

(And all the cast members walk off to the set to start filming another exciting episode.)

THE END!

FADE TO BLACK

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Allright. News Update. NEWS FLASH. CNF1 HAS FINISHED WRITING THE ENTIRE FIRST SEASON OF GARY THE SNAIL'S UNDERSEA ADVENTURES. HE PLANS TO START WRITING THE MOVIE AND SOME SEASON 2 EPISODES VERY SOON. There yah go. Now, here's Episode 7, as promised. Enjoy! :)

Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures

Episode 7: Waiting For The Milkman

Gary: Meow.

Bill Snail: Woah! Gary! I haven’t heard you meow in a long time!

Bill Snail: What on earth is the matter?!

Gary: Meeeowww!

(Bill Snail checks Gary’s milk gage)

Bill Snail: Hmm. Looks like you need some milk.

Bill Snail: Let me get you some, dawg.

Gary: (Whispers) Thank You.

(Cues to Refrigerator)

Bill Snail: Hmm. Let’s see here. Cheese. No. (Throws it off screen)

Bill Snail: Yogurt. No. (Throws it off screen)

Bill Snail: Cow.

Cow: Mooo!

Bill Snail: No. (Throws it off screen.)

Bill Snail: What the heck? Where’s the milk today?

(Then, all of the sudden, Bill hears moaning from the other snails)

Bill Snail: What the?

Snelly: Mmiillkk!

Bill Snail: Huh?

Snobby Snail: Mmiillkk!

Gizmo Snail: Mmiillkk!

Bill Snail: Oh My God!

All of the snails(except Bill): MILK! GIVE US MILK!

Bill Snail: Oh My God! It’s a Milk Snail Zombie Invasion!

Bill Snail: I got to get out of here!

(ZOOM!)

(Bill starts banging on the door)

Bill Snail: Help! Help! Save Me! Help!

(The snails are grabbing on to Bill, now!)

Bill Snail: Ahhhhhh!!!!!

(DING DONG!)

(The attack stops)

Bill Snail: Excuse me for a moment.

(The snails let off of Bill while Bill answers the door.)

Bill Snail: Hello?

Toby The Pup: Howdy! Here’s your new shipment of milk!

Bill Snail: Ok. Thank You.

Toby The Pup: No problem! You have a nice day!

Bill Snail: You too!

(Bill shuts the door)

(Waits for a few seconds)

Bill Snail: Here yah go, you ruthless savages!

(The rest of the snails drink up all the milk.)

Gary: Ah! Thanks Bill!

All of the Snails: Thanks Bill!

Bill Snail: (In zombie voice) Your welcome. NOW I WANT MILK!

Rest of the Snails: Ahhhhh!!!

(Rest of Snails run away)

Bill Snail: Ha Ha Ha! I love those guys!

THE END!

FADE TO BLACK

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Wow. Are we on Episode 8 already? Man, time flys. Anyways, here's episode 8, as promised. :)

Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures

Episode 8- A Romantic Evening

(Cues to Doorstairs Door)

Gary: Snelly, are your ready yet? We’re going to be late for our reservations!

Snelly: Just a minute sweetie!

Gary: Ok!

Bill Snail: Hey, where are you going?

Gary: On a date…

Bill Snail: With SnellY?

Gary: Yeah…

Bill Snail: Where are you going with her?

Gary: To a restraint… OH COME ON! WE TALK ABOUT THIS DURING POKER NIGHT!

Bill Snail: Sorry. People can forget you know,sheesh.

Gary: Sorry Bill.

Bill Snail: It’s fine.

Snelly: (Standing on Stairs) I’m ready to go pumpkin.

(Gary sticks his tongue out and has googly eyes at Snelly. Why? Because he thinks Snelly’s outfit is HOT!)

(Waits For A Few Seconds)

Snelly: You ok, sweetie?

(Gary shakes his head)

Gary: Um. Yeah.

Gary: Alright, let’s go.

(Gary and Snelly walk out the door)

Bill Snail: Good luck guys!

(Cues to Restaurant)

Gary: Reservation for 2 please.

Front Desk Person: Sigh. Follow me.

(The couple sits at their table)

(Eats dinner)

(Leaves)

Gary: Want to see a movie?

Snelly: Sure.

(Goes into Movie Theater)

Gary: 2 Tickets and a Large Popcorn Please.

Counter Person: Sure. Ok.

(Waits For 2 Minutes)

Counter Person: Here yah go.

Gary: Thank you.

(Gary Sets Money on Counter)

Counter Person: You’re very welcome. Enjoy the movie!

(Couple Goes Into Movie Theater)

(Watches Movie)

(Laughing, Crying, Random Kissing Montage Follows)

(Movie Ends)

(Couple Leaves)

(Goes To Parking Lot)

Gary: Want to go to the comic store?

Snelly: Comic Store?

Gary: Yeah. I got to get my weekly comics out of my put-on-hold bin. You can get some comics too!

Snelly: Allright.

(Drives to Comic Store)

Gary: We’re here!

(Parks Car)

(Cues to Inside of Comics Store)

Gary: Hey. Can I please have my put-on-hold comics?

CSCP: Sure. Hold on.

Snelly: Here’s a good one.

CSCP: Here you are sir.

Gary: Thank you. And this comic for the lady, please.

CSCP: Alright.

(Lady rings up comic)

CSCP: Here you are.

Gary: Thanks.

(Gets out to Parking Lot)

(Gets into Car)

(Drives Back Home)

(Arrives Back at House)

Gary: Hey! We’re home!

Bill Snail: So, how did it go.

Gary: Great! Right Snelly?

Snelly: Yep. I had a lot of fun!

(Gary and Snelly Kiss)

(Bill looks surprised)

(Waits For A Few Seconds)

(Bill is still surprised; Gary and Snelly are still kissing)

(A Few Seconds Later)

(Bill Says this line while Gary and Snelly continue to kiss)

Bill Snail: Yo, this is weird, dawg.

THE END?

TRIVIA WITH CNF1: Well, I have to say that all in all, this is probably the weirdest episode written so far. Don’t ask why I made It part if this season. Well, ok, I’ll tell you. IN A SPECIAL COMMENTARY ON THE GARY THE SNAIL’S UNDERSEA ADVENTURES SEASON 1 DVD!!!!

Narrator: Next week, see an even stranger episode of GTSUA’s than this one! Be prepared. Don’t say I didn’t warn yah. Yeah. Good Day.

THE END!

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And now, the Short-O-Rama marathon will continue with it's 2nd short. :)

BOT: Hey again. Now, here’s the 2nd short: GARY THE SNAIL’S UNDERSEA ADVENTURES SHORT 3: The Mystery of CNF1’s Birthday Disappearance and Stuff

BOT: On the Short-O-Rama Marathon. Oh Yeah.

(Short-O-Rama logo appears)

(Black space)

*SHORT BEGINS HERE*

Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures

Short 3- The Mystery of CNF1’s Birthday Disappearance and Stuff

Gary: Yawn.

Gary: I’m so tired.

Bill Snail: Yeah.

(BANG!)

Gary: What the hell was that?

NEWS REPORTER: This just in, CNF1 has just died on his birthday.

(Gary looks in shock)

Gary: NO!!!!!!

Gary: Damn you writers!

(Throws a bunch of stuff around)

Bill Snail: Gary! Stop!

Gary: Wait!

Bill Snail: What?

Gary: If CNF1 is dead, how can this short even continue! The writer is dead!

Bill Snail: I wish you didn’t say that. Oh crap.

(Screen goes black)

(1 Hour Later)

CNF1: Guy! Guys! This was a joke!

Gary: Oh.

All: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

CNF1: Wait. I feel like this has happened before.

THE END?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CNF1! THANKS FOR EVERYTHING!

THAT’S ALL FOLKS!

FADE TO BLACK

*SHORT ENDS HERE*

BOT: Next short will be thrown back to the SpongeBob and His Friends thread. Oh Yeah.

(Short-O-Rama logo appears)

(Black space)

Head on back to the SpongeBob and His Friends thread for the 3rd short in a couple of minutes! :)

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And now, back to the Short-O-Rama Marathon with Short #5:

BOT: Now, here’s our 5th and final short, GARY THE SNAIL’S UNDERSEA ADVENTURES SHORT 2: Filming Gone Wrong. Here it is. Oh Yeah. I love this job.

(Short-O-Rama Logo appears)

(Black space)

*SHORT BEGINS HERE*

Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures

Short 2- Filming Gone Wrong

ANNOUNCER: GARY SCIENCE THEATER 900!

Gary: Well, hey Bill Servo, how are you doing?

Bill Servo: Fine.

Gary: Say, where are all the other robots?

Bill Servo: Upstairs fixing the engines.

Snobsy: Up here Gary!

Snobsy: Wooh!

(BOOM!)

Gary: Everything ok up their?

Snobsy: Yep. Everything’s peachy!

(BANG!)

Gary: Um… What was that?

Bill Servo: We’ve been attacked!

Bill Servo: Run for your lives!

Bill Servo: Hit the deck!

Gary: No, really. This isn’t part of the script!

Director: Cut!

Director: What’s going on up there?

Dumb Snail: Hello.

Gary: Who are you?

Dumb Snail: I’m Dumb Snail.

Gary: Great. Now, why are you here exactly?

Dumb Snail: I want to join your group/show.

Gary: Hmm. *Thinks*No.

Dumb Snail: *Cries*

(Dumb Snail continues to cry for 5 hours)

(Gary holds up a sign that says: IDIOT!)

(Gary then shoots the snail)

(He’s dead on the ground)

(A Few Seconds Later)

Director: Allright everyone. Back to shooting!

(Gary holds up the gun)]

Director: No! Not that one!

(BANG!)

(The director’s dead)

(A Few Seconds Later)

Gary: LET’S PARTY!

Cast: Yeah!

(So, the gang randomly partys on the stage and we are lead to THE END of the short)

THE END

FADE TO BLACK

*SHORT ENDS HERE*

BOT: Well, that’s all the shorts. Join us for our SNEEK PEEK AT CNF1’S UPCOMING PROJECTS short in The Mickey Mouse Adventures thread in the Lit section. Good day mates!

(Short-O-Rama logo appears)

(Black space)

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While SpongeBob and His Friends may be taking a break, Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures still has more new episodes to run. Here's Episode 9, and I have to say, thisis my best episode yet! Enjoy! :)

Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures

Episode 9-Restruant

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING EPISODE IS SUPPOSED TO BE RANDOM, AT LEAST THE BEGINING

(Everyone is sitting randomly at a restruant)

(Gary randomly screams)

Gary: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Bill Snail: What the hell?

Gary: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Bill Snail: Seriously, shut up.

Gary: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Bill Snail: *Facepalms*

Snobby Snail: Quit your screaming, I can’t hear the phone!

(The screen turns black and white)

Bill Snail: What the…? Why did the screen turn black and white?

*Intro Appears and says Gary The Snail: Coast To Coast*

(Bill appears at Zorak)

Bill Snail: Oh No. And since when did my voice get so raunchy?

(Snobby appears as Moltar)

Snobby Snail: What the…? And since when did I get a deep voice.

(Gary appears as Space Ghost)

Gary: Hello, and welcome to Gary The Snail: Coast To Coast

Gary: I’m your host, Gary The Snail

Gary: Today, I’ll be interviewing CNF1

Snobby Snail: Oh God.

(CNF1 appears out of nowhere)

CNF1: What the heck?

Gary: Hello, CNF1. Welcome to Gary The Snail: Coast To Coast

CNF1: Wait. I was just writing this new episode of Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures, and know I’m here.

Gary: QUICK,NAME THE BEST PEOPLE KNOW TO MAN WEARING SWIMSUITS!

CNF1: Uh…

Gary: Disqualified!

(CNF1 drops down a shoot)

CNF1: AHHH!!!!

Gary: Well, that’s all the time we have today! Now for the next show!

Snobby Snail: Oh No.

Gary: Thunder. Thunder.

(Transitions into Next Show)

Gary: THUNDERSNAILS! HO!

*Intro Appears and Says ThunderSnails*

(Snobby appears as Tigra)

Snobby Snail: Woah! What does this do?

(WHIP!)

Bill Snail: OW! What did you crack that whip at me!

(Bill Snail appears as Panthor)

Bill Snail: That’s It! It’s Clobbering Time!

Copyright Snail: Hey! You can’t say that here! It’s Illigal!

Bill Snail: But parodying other shows isn’t?

Copyright Snail: No. Carry On.

(Gizmo Snail appears as Snarf)

Gizmo Snail: Snarf.

(Gary appears as Lion-O)

Gary: Come, my noble Gizmo Snarf!

Gizmo Snail: Snarf.

(Gizmo comes over to Gary)

(Snelly appears as Cheetara)

Snelly: Woah! Since when do I have such big bo…

Gary: OK! We get the joke!

Snelly: And what does this do?

(Snelly whips her staff at Gizmo)

Gizmo: SNARF! SNARF! SNARF!

(Gizmo runs off)

Gary: Look! It’s The Lizards!

(Plankton appears as head wizard)

Plankton: Muhaaaaa!! Fools! It’s time for you to die!

Gary: CHARGE!

All: YAHHH!!!!

(Plankton and Gary’s Teams fight each other)

(The machines power down)

Plankton: What the…? Why did my machines stop?

Gary: Because, my friend, it’s time for the next show!

(Gary starts humming the Rugrats theme song)

Bill Snail: OH NO! NOT THAT ONE!

(We transition into SnailRats)

*Intro Appears and says SnailRats*

(Bill Snail appears as Phill)

Bill Snail: Ah Oh! I think I crapped in my pants!

(Snobby Snail appears as Chuckie)

Snobby Snail: Diaper.

Bill Snail: Shut up! And why do I want to eat worms all of the sudden?

(Bill sees Worm)

(He sucks it up)

Gary: Hey! Let’s Get Nakie!

All: OK!

(They all take off their diapers)

Bill Snail: Uh, Snelly… Where’s Your…

Snelly: Let’s go to the next show, please!

Gary: OK. (Gary hums The Three Stooges song)]

Bill Snail: This one should be fun!(Looks at Snobby mischievously)

Snobby Snail: What?

(Translates to The Three Snail Stooges)

*Intro Appears and says The Three Snail Stooges*

Gary: Hey! I have a funny New York accent!

(Gary slaps Bill)

(Bill slaps Snobby)

(Snobby slaps Gary)

(IT’S THE SLAP TRIANGLE!)

(Gary, Bill, and Snobby keep hurting each other for 5 minutes)

Bill Snail: You know, this isn’t very fun at all.

Gary: Yeah.

(Waits for a few minutes)

Gary: Want to go home, now.

All: Yeah. Yep.

(Translates to Gary’s home)

Gary: So, did you guys have fun or what?!

Bill Snail: YOU CALLED THAT FUN!!!!!

Bill Snail: LET’S GET EM!

All: YAHHHHH!!!

Gary: AHHH!!!!

(Gary gets runned out of his house)

Gary: (Now Outside) Come on Guys! I just want to have fun a play a joke on you guys!

Gary: Please stop! WAIT!

(Gary ‘s voice fades into the difference as we cue to THE END Title Card)

THE END!

*Credits Roll*

(A Cartoon Planet Spoof/Parody of the Credits is played out)

(Gary appears as Brak)

Gary: Ba Ba Bo Ba Ba Be Bo Ba Ba Ba!

Gary: Ba Ba Be Bo Ba Be Bo Ba!

Gary: Goodbye! Goodbye! Good bye!

Gary: Goodbye Everybody!

A CARTOON NETWORK PRODUCTION

…WELL… NOT REALLY.

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and... I forgot. Here's Episode 10(This may seem familiar ;) ):

Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures

Episode 10-RestruWait!

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING EPISODE IS SUPPOSED TO BE RANDOM, AT LEAST THE BEGINING

(Everyone is sitting randomly at a restruant)

(Gary randomly screams)

Gary: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Bill Snail: What the hell?

Gary: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Bill Snail: Seriously, shut up.

Gary: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Bill Snail: *Facepalms*

Snobby Snail: Quit your screaming, I can’t hear the phone!

(The screen turns black and white)

Bill Snail: What the…? Why did the screen turn black and white?

*Intro Appears and says Gary The Snail: Coast To Coast*

(Bill appears at Zorak)

Bill Snail: Oh No. And since when did my voice get so raunchy?

(Snobby appears as Moltar)

Snobby Snail: What the…? And since when did I get a deep voice.

(Gary appears as Space Ghost)

Gary: Hello, and welcome to Gary The Snail: Coast To Coast

Gary: I’m your host, Gary The Snail

Gary: Today, I’ll be interviewing CNF1

Snobby Snail: Oh God.

(CNF1 appears out of nowhere)

CNF1: What the heck?

Gary: Hello, CNF1. Welcome to Gary The Snail: Coast To Coast

CNF1: Wait. I was just writing this new episode of Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures, and know I’m here.

Gary: QUICK,NAME THE BEST PEOPLE KNOW TO MAN WEARING SWIMSUITS!

CNF1: Uh…

Gary: Disqualified!

(CNF1 drops down a shoot)

CNF1: AHHH!!!!

Gary: Well, that’s all the time we have today! Now for the next show!

Snobby Snail: Oh No.

Gary: Thunder. Thunder.

(Transitions into Next Show)

Gary: THUNDERSNAILS! HO!

*Intro Appears and Says ThunderSnails*

(Snobby appears as Tigra)

Snobby Snail: Woah! What does this do?

(WHIP!)

Bill Snail: OW! What did you crack that whip at me!

(Bill Snail appears as Panthor)

Bill Snail: That’s It! It’s Clobbering Time!

Copyright Snail: Hey! You can’t say that here! It’s Illigal!

Bill Snail: But parodying other shows isn’t?

Copyright Snail: No. Carry On.

(Gizmo Snail appears as Snarf)

Gizmo Snail: Snarf.

(Gary appears as Lion-O)

Gary: Come, my noble Gizmo Snarf!

Gizmo Snail: Snarf.

(Gizmo comes over to Gary)

(Snelly appears as Cheetara)

Snelly: Woah! Since when do I have such big bo…

Gary: OK! We get the joke!

Snelly: And what does this do?

(Snelly whips her staff at Gizmo)

Gizmo: SNARF! SNARF! SNARF!

(Gizmo runs off)

Gary: Look! It’s The Lizards!

(Plankton appears as head wizard)

Plankton: Muhaaaaa!! Fools! It’s time for you to die!

Gary: CHARGE!

All: YAHHH!!!!

(Plankton and Gary’s Teams fight each other)

(The machines power down)

Plankton: What the…? Why did my machines stop?

Gary: Because, my friend, it’s time for the next show!

(Gary starts humming the Rugrats theme song)

Bill Snail: OH NO! NOT THAT ONE!

(We transition into SnailRats)

*Intro Appears and says SnailRats*

(Bill Snail appears as Phill)

Bill Snail: Ah Oh! I think I crapped in my pants!

(Snobby Snail appears as Chuckie)

Snobby Snail: Diaper.

Bill Snail: Shut up! And why do I want to eat worms all of the sudden?

(Bill sees Worm)

(He sucks it up)

Gary: Hey! Let’s Get Nakie!

All: OK!

(They all take off their diapers)

Bill Snail: Uh, Snelly… Where’s Your…

Snelly: Let’s go to the next show, please!

Gary: OK. (Gary hums The Three Stooges song)]

Bill Snail: This one should be fun!(Looks at Snobby mischievously)

Snobby Snail: What?

(Translates to The Three Snail Stooges)

*Intro Appears and says The Three Snail Stooges*

Gary: Hey! I have a funny New York accent!

(Gary slaps Bill)

(Bill slaps Snobby)

(Snobby slaps Gary)

(IT’S THE SLAP TRIANGLE!)

(Gary, Bill, and Snobby keep hurting each other for 5 minutes)

Bill Snail: You know, this isn’t very fun at all.

Gary: Yeah.

(Waits for a few minutes)

Gary: Want to go home, now.

All: Yeah. Yep.

(Translates to Gary’s home)

Gary: So, did you guys have fun or what?!

Bill Snail: YOU CALLED THAT FUN!!!!!

Bill Snail: That’s It!

(BANG!)

(Gary falls to the ground dead…)

(Or… Is He?)

(Well, we’ll never know… till next episode)

(Now, back to the story!...)

All: Horray! He’s dead and gone!

(Everyone dances in a circle a sings The Snail Kicked The Bucket)

(The Singer’s Voices fade as we cue/translate to the credits and THE END! Title card.)

THE END!

*Credits Roll*

(A Disney Junior Song Spoof/Parody is played out)

(Gary appears as the Disney Junior announecer/song person)

Gary: Disney Junior!

Gary: Come one everyone! Join in!

Gary: Disney Junior!

Gary: Disney Junior!

Gary: Disney Junior!

Gary: Where the Magic Begins!

(Ending to Disney Junior Music)

(Cues/Translates to Toonami Ending 2008: The Finale One/The Final Ending/The Last Ending)

(Gary appears at TOM)

Gary: Stay gold.*Gary flies away* Bang.

A CARTOON NETWORK/DISNEY JUNIOR PRODUCTION

…WELL… NOT REALLY.

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I'll just post the cerimonial closing of CNF1's Birthday Celebration here:

CERIMONIAL CLOSING ON CNF1’S BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION

(Little French Guy come on to the stage)

Little French Guy: We We.

(The French Guy lowers the American Flag)

(We see The American Flag wave around to American music)

THIS IS THE END OF THE CNF1’S BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION MONTH

*Static Appears*

*Static Stops 5 Seconds Later*

BOT: But catch more of CNF1’s Spin-Offs and Lits into June and The Rest of The Summer Peeps!

*Static Appears*

THE END!

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Well it's Wednesday, i'm off of school for the summer! Guess what time it is though? It's time for a brand new episode of Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures!(Reviews are appriciated :) )

Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures

Episode 11- Karate Class

(We see Gary waking up from Bed)

Gary: Yawn.

(Looks at Clock)

Gary: OH MY GOD! IT’S 7:30AM! WE’RE ALL LATE FOR KARATE CLASS!

(Gary rushes downstairs in his robe)

Gary: Everyone wake up! We have to get to Karate Class!

Bill Snail: (First waking up) Huh? What?

Gary: Just get up! We’re late!

Bill Snail: For what?

Gary: KARATE CLASS YOU FOOL!

Bill Snail: No we aren’t. *Yawns* We’ve still got 2 hours till it starts.

Gary: Look at your clock!

Bill Snail: It’s 5:30 in the morning, dawg. Go back to bed.

Gary: Then why is it sunny out?

Snelly: (First waking up) What are you 2 fighting about?

Gary: We’re late for Karate Class!

Bill Snail: No We Aren’t!

Gary: JUST GET UP!

Narrator: So, everyone gets up from bed in an extremely fast montage, and they head out the door for Karate Class.

(Cues to Dojo)

(We see students meditating)

(Then, Gary and Friends barge threw the door)

Gary: *Pants* Sorry We’re Late Mr. Fuji Dojo, Sir!

Fuji Dojo: You’re late! Go sit down and meditate with the rest of the students.

Gary and Friends: Yes Master.

(Gary and Friends go and sit down and meditate)

(5 Minutes Later)

Fuji Dojo: Allright class! Now, it is time to learn The Spin Technique.

Student: Like this?

(Starts spinning and spins out the door.)

(He crashes)

Student: Ow.

Fuji Dojo: And that is an example of how NOT to do it.

Fuji Dojo: Now first, you lay on your shell.

Another Student: And then do this…

(Student starts spinning and falls out the window)

Another Student: I’m ok!

Fuji Dojo: Aye Curumba!

Bill Snail: What?

Fuji Dojo: JUST SHUT UP!

Bill Snail: Allright. I’m sorry.

Fuji Dojo: *Facepalms*

Fuji Dojo: Anyway, after you put yourself on your shell, you let your mind go free and then start spinning.

Fuji Dojo: Now, you try.

(MANY TRYS LATER)

Students: Ow. Ow. Ow.

Fuji Dojo: You horrible students! How dare you insult me in this manner!

Fuji Dojo: You should all be ashamed of yourselves!

Gary: Stop being mean to us!

(Gary holds hands next to his mouth in shock for blurting that out.)

Fuji Dojo: (Gets up right next to his face)

Fuji Dojo: What did you say mister?!

Gary: You get mad at us when we do nothing wrong!

Gary: I say we put a stop to you, Mr. Fat Pants!

(Mr. Dojo is in shock!)

Students: Yeah!

Gary: ATTACK!

Students: YAHHH!!!!!

Fuji Dojo: AHHH!!!!

(Gary and the other students attack Mr. Dojo)

(Police comes soon afterwords)

Police: Mr. Fuji Dojo, you are under arrest for abusing young children. You have the right to remain silent!

Fuji Dojo: You can’t take me in, you fools! I’ll be back! I swear!

(Police take Fuji Dojo away.)

Gary: All’s Well That Ends Well!

Students: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

THE END!

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Oh My. Almost Forgot This. Here's episode 12:(REMINDER: Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures Season 1 Finale premieres next Wednesday!!!! :D )

Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures

Episode 12- The Making of Karate Class: Bloopers, Jokes, and More

(We see Gary sipping on his morning coffee)

Bill Snail: *Yawns*

(A Few Seconds Later)

Gary: *Yawns*

(A Few More Seconds Later)

(Gary Looks at his watch)

(A Even Few More Seconds Later!)

Director: Allright Gary, 15 seconds till filming time!

Gary: Well, you excited for this episode, Bill

Bill Snail: I guess.

Cambot: *Shakes the screen with head movement*

Gary: Get back to your Robot Roll Call, Cambot.

(Cambot walks, or runs, or moves, away, whatever you want to put it as.)

Director: 5 seconds!

(5 Seconds Later)

Director: Allright! We need the cast on set!

Yertle The Turtle: Come on Gary! Bring yourself over here!

Gary: Allright.

(Gary walks, or moves to the stage)

Gary: So, what are we doing today?

Director: Today, we are filming an episode about you and your friends in Karate Class.

Gary: Allright.

Director: Here’s the person who will play the role of your Sensei.

Fuji Dojo: Greetings, Chum!

Bill Snail: Hi Yah!

(Bill attacks Fuji)

Fuji Dojo: Why you little!

Director: Allright, let’s start rolling!

Director: 5…4…3…2…1…NOW!

(We see Gary waking up from Bed)

(Or…Do We?)

Director: Cut!

Director: Gary, you’re supposed to be waking up right now!

(A Few Seconds Later)

Director: Gary?

(Gary continues to sleep)

Director: Well, he really is asleep. At least in character!

Gary: (First Waking Up) Huh? What?

Director: Sigh. Next Scene!

(Cues to Next Scene)

(Then, Gary and Friends barge threw the door)

Gary: *Pants* Sorry We’re… AHHH!!!

(Gary and Friends slip on the floor)

Director: Cut!

Director: Allright! Who mopped the floor and left it wet?!

Janitor: I did sir!

Director: You’re fired.

Janitor: Wah?

(Security take the Janitor off set)

Janitor: NOOO!!!!!

Director: Allright People! Places!

Fuji Dojo: Allright class! Now, it is time to learn The Spin Technique.

Student: Like this?

(Student spins and does it correctly?)

Fuji Dojo: Uhhhh… Yes?

Director: CUT!

Director: You’re supposed to mess up!

Student: Woops.

Director: We’re never going to get this done.

(5 Hours Later)

Director: I can’t believe we got this done!

Director: Allright Everyone! Let’s screen the show!

People: Yeah!!!!

(3…2…1…BEGIN)

(11 Mins. Later)

(THE END)

(Everyone walks out of screening room/Theater)

Gary: What a great episode!

Gary: I wish the public could see it now.

(Bun dun *Symbol Sound*)

THE END OF A GARY THE SNAIL’S UNDERSEA ADVENTURES SPECIAL EVENT!!!!

WELL…NOT REALLY.

THE END!

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Okay, so, to celebrate Orca, i'm going to give you a sneek peek of the Season 1 finale(Episode 13). :)

Gary: Well everyone. It’s come to this.

Bill Snail: What? What?! What’s going on?!

Gizmo Snail: Are we cancelled?!

(Gary says nothing)

Snobby Snail: Oh My God.

Bill Snail: OH MY GOD! IT’S THE END!

What will happen next? Find out this Wednesday! :)

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Here it is. THE GARY THE SNAIL'S UNDERSEA ADVENTURES SEASON 1 FINALE!!!!! :D

Gary The Snail’s Undersea Advnetures

Episode 13- The Finale of All Finales!

Gary: Well everyone. It’s come to this.

Bill Snail: What? What?! What’s going on?!

Gizmo Snail: Are we cancelled?!

(Gary says nothing)

Snobby Snail: Oh My God.

Bill Snail: OH MY GOD! IT’S THE END!

Bill Snail: WE’RE ALL DEAD!!!!

Bill Snail: WE’LL ALL HAVE TO SLEEP UNDER THE HIGHWAY!!!!

(Bill crawls up on floor)

Bill Snail: OH, THE INERY OF IT ALL!

(Bill proceeds to suck his thumb, randomly)

Snobby Snail: Bill. Calm down.

(Bill gets up and grabs onto Snobby’s neck)

Bill Snail: Don’t you see man!!!! WE’RE FINISHED!

Snobby Snail: Wah?

Bill Snail: DO I HAVE TO SPIT IT OUT AT YAH!!!!

Snobby Snail: Uh…

Bill Snail: DUDE!!!! WE’VE BEEN CANCELLED!!!!

Snelly: Gary, Bill is scaring me. *Starts crying*

Gary: Guys…

Bill Snail: OH! IT’S THE END! OH! IT’S THE END!

Gary: Guys…

Gizmo Snail: Well, time to explode the lab.

Gary: GUYS!!!!!

The Rest of The Gang: Wah?

Gary: It’s Just Our Season 1 Finale Party! We ain’t going anywhere! We’ll be back and better than ever next season.

The Rest of the Gang: Oh.

Gizmo Snail: Um.. Gary?

Gary: And to celebrate, I made you guys a cake!

The Rest of the Gang: Oooh! Yum!

(The Gang digs in the cake!)

Gary: Dig in!

Bill Snail: Don’t kjind if I do, dawg!

Gizmo: Gary…

Gary: Come on Gizmo! Come and eat with us!

Gizmo Snail: But Gary!

Gary: What?

Gizmo Snail: I SET THE HOUSE TO SELF DESTRUCT BECAUSE I THOUGH WE WERE FINISHED/CANCELLED!!!!

(Gary stares at Gizmo, surprised.)

Gary: You did what!!!!

Gizmo Snail: I’m sorry!

Gary: How much time do we have?

Gizmo Snail: Exactly 1 Minute.

Gary: Oh My God!

Gary: Great!

Gary: Just Great!

Gizmo Snail: I said I was sorry!

Bill Snail: LET’S GET OUT OF HERE!!!!

Snobby Snail: RUN!!!!!

All: AHHH!!!!

Gary: Ah Great! Quick, save the cake!!!!

(All run out of the house immediately)

(BOOM!!!!)

(Pieces of the house fly around everywhere)

(A Few Seconds Later)

Gary: Don’t worry! We’ve got plenty of time to rebuild! We’ve got till next season to rebuild the house!

The Rest of the Gang: Grrrr…

Gary: Uh Oh.

Bill Snail: Let’s Get Em!!!!

Gary: AHH!!!!!

(Gary runs for his life: the rest of the gang chases after him and pokes him with a stick)

Gary: Ow! Yeow! Come on Guys! Ow! It’s Gizmo’s Fault! She Exploded the house! Ow! I baked you a cake for pete sake! Guys! Please Stop! Ow! Please! Ow! Guyyyyysssss!!!!!

(Gary’s voice fade off into the distance as we cue to THE END title card)

THE END!

TRIVIA WITH CNF1: Best Episode Ever!!!! So, There’s a rumor going around that there’s two/2 alternate endings to the episode and a complete redoing of the episode/finale. Well, there true/right. Stay tooned for them in the GARY THE SNAIL’S UNDERSEA ADVENTURES SEASON 1 DVD SET, COMING SOON TO A DVD STORE NEAR YOU!!!! (NOTE: They will be a part of the SPECIAL FEATURES section of the set! Just putting that out there, you know. *Cues Winking Eye Smile Face Thing*)

THE REAL END!

OR IS IT?

YEP. IT IS.

THE END!

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Alright, so when is this coming back you ask? Good question. I'm currentally writing Season 2 episodes, with Episodes 14, 16, and 18(hmm, a pattern) already finished. Episodes 15 and 19 I hope will be written by today or tommorow but we'll just have to wait and see. :)

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Please Vote for Snellie at the GCAs! And also vote us for Best New Spin-Off! If you like the show, vote for us! :)

Anyway, I need to think of a date to premiere the 2nd Season. As I already have many episodes done of the 2nd Season, and apperentally, this is my flagship show, I believe I shall premiere this after I get back from vacation. So, expect Season 2 to premiere on July 18th!(Don't worry about SpongeBob and His Friends. I'll try to work on episodes of that soon :) )

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