ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted July 11, 2013 Author Share Posted July 11, 2013 Because I don't want you to wait any longer, here's Episode 44, after a long awaited wait. Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures Episode 44 – A Trip To Krabby Land! Gary: Alright everyone, it's time! *Everyone zooms down the steps* Gary: Welp, let's get on the bus guys! *The gang tramples over Gary to get on the bus* 5 minutes later... *The bus arrives at Krabby Land* Snellie: Hooray! We're here! Snobby: It took long enough! Bill: It only took 5 minutes... Snobby: Too long for me. Bill: ...ok then. *The gang gets off the boat* Mr. Krabs: Argh me maties, welcome to Pirate Island! Gary: I thought this was Krabby Land. Mr. Krabs: Oh right. *toss pirate suit off screen* Mr. Krabs: Let's see 6 people here correct? Gary: Yes. Mr. Krabs: That'll be 200 bucks. Gary: What?!?!?...fine. *pays Mr. Krabs 200 bucks* Mr. Krabs: Thank you lad. *Gary and the gang walk into a park that looks like a dump* Bill: Yo dawg this is a flipping dump. Gary: Come on, let's give it a chance. *5 minutes later...* *The gang all has injuries due to the rides* *Gary wheels over to Mr. Krabs using his wheelchair* Gary: Give me back my 200 bucks you bitch! Mr. Krabs: Sorry, all sales final. Gary: Oh really? Well maybe this will change your mind! *Gary punches Mr. Krabs and gets his 200 bucks back after a 5 minute brawl...what's up with the writers obsession with 5 minutes?* Gary: Come on gang, let's go... Glove Universe Manager: Hello Mr. Krabs, we'd like to buy Krabby Land from you to build a brand new theme park called... Glove Universe Manager: GLOVE OMEGA! Mr.Krabs: Hmm...what's in it for me? Glove Universe Manager: 5,000 bucks. Mr. Krabs: Deal! *Mr. Krabs heads to his boat with 5,000 dollars* Mr. Krabs: So long suckers! *drives away* Gary: What was that all about? Bill: *shrugs* *A construction crew comes and rebuilds Krabby Land into Glove Omega* Gary: Hey look guys! *Gary points to Glove Omega* *The gang runs up to the ticket house* Gary: How much would it cost for 6 people? Glove Omega (Universe) Manager: 200 bucks. *Everything is silent for 5 seconds, but then Gary proceeds to knock himself out by punching himself* THE END! FADE TO BLACK Episode 45 WILL come next Wednesday, I swear. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted July 16, 2013 Author Share Posted July 16, 2013 New episode tomorrow! (Don't worry, it will happen, I'm writing it right now. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted July 18, 2013 Author Share Posted July 18, 2013 Cause I'm true to my word (most of the time), here's a new episode. Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures Episode 45 - Jungle Jingles *screen pans out to see a bush, which is moving. Out comes Gary and the gang* Snellie: Ugh, how much longer must we walk till we arrive back at camp Gary? Gary: Not much longer Snellie. According to the map we should be only 2 miles away. Bill: Yo man this is taking forevah. Gary: Don't push me. Snobby: I don't know what you're all complaining about, I'm having the time of my life! Bill: Well not everyone is as rich as you yah know. Snobby: What's that supposed to mean? Bill: It means you're a spoiled bitch! Snobby: Oh really?! *Bill and Snobby stare at each other menacingly* *Gary breaks it up* Gary: Boys, boys! We need to stick together, not fall apart! Gary: Now let's see here. The map says we should be able to take a right and we'll be- *Gary and the gang end up in an Indian camp* Gary: -there. Damn, I knew I should have made that left turn at Albuquerque. Bugs Bunny: Eh...what's up doc? Gary: Bugs Bunny? Why are you here? Bugs Bunny: Woops! Wrong cartoon! *pops back into hole* Gary: Okay then. *Indians get into a mess and start rilying up the gang and tying them up to cook them* *5 minutes later...* Gary: Why does this feel like a daja vu moment. Indian Snail: Cause we're the same exact tribe that tied you up in the first movie! Bill: There's a 2nd movie? Indian Snail: *facepalm* No, but that's besides the point! Indian Snail: Prepare to die! Muhahahaha! *A snail wacks Indian Snail with a frying pan, which in turn ends up to be Grandpa Snail* Gary: Grandpa! Grandpa: Howdy partners! Grandpa: I figured that you were lost out here, so I came to find yah. *Grandpa unties everyone while Gary continues to speak* Gary: How did you know we were here? Grandpa: I figured you took a right turn instead of a left. Gary: Figures. *The gang all has a good laugh about it* Bill: So what now? *pause* THE END FADE TO BLACK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Pretty okay episode. I liked the ending. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted July 18, 2013 Author Share Posted July 18, 2013 Next week, we'll be skipping to the epicness that is GTSUA's 50th episode (don't worry, we'll come back to 46-49 afterwords.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted July 24, 2013 Author Share Posted July 24, 2013 Tonight, the 50th episode of GTSUA shall premiere. I warn you though, it may be one hell of a ride... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted July 25, 2013 Author Share Posted July 25, 2013 THE 50TH EPISODE OF GTSUA IS HERE! Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures Episode 50 - TBA: To Be Announced Announcer: Hello. Tonight's regularly scheduled GTSUA episode has pulled so that we may bring you another show that's even more stupid and idiotic as this one. SBC: DRUG DEALERS *intro sequence plays* Jjsthekid: *smoking a cigarette* 2 o' clock in the morning. Just doing my usual business at the SBC Police Department. Jjsthekid: My name is Jjsthekid. My partner and I, CDCB, have partnered up to bring justice to this city. Jjsthekid: This city is running ramped with spammers, trolls, and haters. We've combat 6 cases now, that may not look good right now, but we first got a grant to become the official police department a little over 2 weeks ago. *phone rings; jjs picks it up* Jjsthekid: Yello? Steel Sponge: Hey Jjs. We've gotten calls here at the Lounge about some hooligans being seen after hours, caring an unusually large bag. We thought you and CDCB could take it from here. Jjsthekid: Will do. Thanks for the call Steel. Steel Sponge: It's a pleasure. *hangs up* Jjsthekid: CDCB, you thinking what I'm thinking? CDCB: I think so Jjs, but isn't it a little late for doing it? Jjsthekid: No, you perverted freak! It's time to combat crime! Jjsthekid: To the Police Mobile! *Jjs and CD run to the garage and get in a car suspeciously like the Batmobile. CDCB: *buckling his seatbelt* Say Jjs, where did you get this car anyway? We barely have any- Jjs: No time for that! We gotta move out! *Jjs starts up the car and zooms to the exact point of the crime* Jjsthekid: Welp, we're here. CDCB: I don't see anybody. CDCB: Except the Animaniacs smoking pot. Yakko: Well, what do you expect us to do after *coughs* more than 10 years since our last job! *coughs* Jjsthekid: ...ok then. *Inside a storage warehouse* CNF1: Thank god we got out of that scene quickly. CNF1: So how much yah willing to pay for the stuff? Elastic: 200. I gotta have it man. CNF1: Good enough. *Elastic hands CNF1 the money, CNF1 hands Elastic the goods* CNF1: Go around the back way so no one will see yah. Elastic: Aight. Thanks. CNF1: No problem at all. *Elastic runs out the backdoor and immediately gets shot* CNF1: Shit. CNF1: *lights a cigar* That's what yah get for not being too careful. *Outside* Jjsthekid: What the fuck did you do that for? CDCB: Sorry, trigger slipped. Jjsthekid: Hey, look at that bag he's got! *Jjs sniffs some of it* Jjsthekid: Pure weed. Jjsthekid: Well whoever you shot CD must have been a client of the drug dealer. Jjsthekid: Do you remember where he came out of? CDCB: He came out of the old abandoned warehouse right over there. *CDCB points to the backdoor entrance* Jjsthekid: Alright, CD. Let's book him. *Jjs and CD break down the backdoor entrance* Jjsthekid: Alright evildoer. Come out with your hands up! We know you're in here... CNF1: *in the shadows* Too late, Jjsthekid. You won't be bringing me into the slammer anytime soon! *CNF1 throws a smoke pellet and escapes out a window, while Jjs and CD start coughing due to the smoke* *The smoke clears up* Jjsthekid: Welp, looks like we've got an on-going mission on our hands. CDCB: Yup. *The screen pans out away from Jjs and CD with music playing in the background; we hear CNF1's evil laugh as the episode closes* END. *We then see Gary pushing the END card away from the screen to reveal Jjs and CD on the set for this "show." Gary: Whoa whoa whoa, you replaced us on the schedule tonight for this pile of shit? Gary: I can't believe it! I cannot believe this. Gary: Believe me director, I'm going to the higher ups to see to the fact that this show doesn't air ever again! *Gary slithers away in anger* Jjsthekid: Or will it? THE END? FADE TO BLACK 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 will all rejects of that episode join Gary to end this show? OK they will but fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted July 26, 2013 Author Share Posted July 26, 2013 That was a test pilot for a possible new lit if people like it a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 You used a 50th episode of a show as a test pilot for a possible new show? No problems seen there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted July 26, 2013 Author Share Posted July 26, 2013 You used a 50th episode of a show as a test pilot for a possible new show? No problems seen there It was a special episode so I thought why not? Not like I'd cancel this for a new show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 It was a special episode so I thought why not? Not like I'd cancel this for a new show I was just saying it was a good idea 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted July 27, 2013 Author Share Posted July 27, 2013 I was just saying it was a good idea I couldn't tell tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted August 14, 2013 Author Share Posted August 14, 2013 Episode 46 scheduled to air tomorrow if I can get what I finished of it off my broken laptop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted August 27, 2013 Author Share Posted August 27, 2013 Welp, we've hit over 4,000 views folks. Time to celebrate with a new GTSUA...tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Welp, we've hit over 4,000 views folks. Time to celebrate with a new GTSUA...tomorrow. Can't wait! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Welp, we've hit over 4,000 views folks. Time to celebrate with a new GTSUA...tomorrow. nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted August 29, 2013 Author Share Posted August 29, 2013 nope ...Yep. Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures Episode 46 - Gary's Blast Zone Gary: Welcome one and all to the grand opening of Gary's Blast Zone! Gary: We're excited for the humongous crowd out here today! Gary: We're working on many more experiences as we speak, but as of right now, here's what we have to offer right now! *Everyone turns to a screen, where a slider is presented, with Gary providing commentary* Gary: Our first attraction is the fun game of Laser Tag, but in a whole new inventful way! Guests sit in vehicles and attempt to shoot opponents on the other side. The ride is themed as a space like adventure. Don't worry, there's a target practice at the beginning to get you all warmed up. *slideshow flips to another attraction* Gary: Our 2nd attraction is a Splash Pad, with interactive elements, such as a water geyser and water blasters. There's no way you'll be getting out of here dry! *slideshow flips to another attraction* Gary: Our 3rd and final attraction is the old fashion Sea Wheel. All fans of the Blast Zone will enjoy this ride! *slideshow flips to another slide* Gary: There is also a gift shop, a candy shop, a 3D Theater, and more! You’ll have a great time here at Gary’s Blast Zone! *Gary steps down, and cuts the ribbon* *Gary gets trampled over by the crowd, cracking his shell* Snellie: You okay Gare-Bare? Gary: Oh…yeah…fine…*passes out* *1 hour later* *cue inside Manager Suite* *We find Snellie talking to Gary, who is on bed rest due to his injuries* Snellie: Welp Gary, your park sure is a success! Gary: Yeah. It’s shocking, usually something goes wrong during this time- *Out of nowhere, the Sea Wheel is seen rolling past the suite* Gary: What the hell? *Snellie goes over to the window, to find that chaos is erupting outside* Snellie: Crap Gary…I think you jinxed us. Gary: Oh joy. Gary: Alright, I’ll go and fix it. Snellie: No Gary! The doctor said- Gary: I know what the doctor said! But I can’t just sit around and do nothing! I got to act! This park needs a MAN! *Gary wobbles out of the suite and down to the park* Snellie: What a guy…*giggles* *People are seen running out of the park in swarms* Gary: Alright everyone, just please…calm down…the owner is here… *All of the sudden, another crowd of people tramples over the already injured Gary* *Screen turns black* *Gary wakes up in a hospital bed, in worse shape than he was 20 minutes ago* Gary: Wha…what happened? Bill: Your theme park is a disaster dawg. We had to sell the property. Gary: You did WHAT?!?!?! Snobby: Sadly we ran out of money, but it doesn’t matter. I’m already rich. Gary: Congratulations. Bill: We were able to keep the splash pad though, so something good came out of it right? Gary: *frowns* *5 days later* *The snails (except Gary, who is sitting on a bench next to Grandpa Snail) are playing in the splash pad, which is now located near a new Sea Chicken Shack, which leased the land that was Gary’s Blast Zone* Gary: I wish I could play in there. Grandpa: Sorry sonny. You’d get your cast all wet if yah did. *Gary frowns* Grandpa: Say, wanna go get a chicken sandwich at the Sea Chicken Shack to cheer you up? Gary: Sure. *Grandpa and Gary are seen slithering over next door* *Gary ends up getting hit by a passing car and flies off screen* Gary *off screen* Ow. *Grandpa shrugs, and keeps slithering over to the Shack* THE END FADE TO BLACK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Loved this episode. The scene right here made me crack up: Gary: I know what the doctor said! But I can’t just sit around and do nothing! I got to act! This park needs a MAN! *Gary wobbles out of the suite and down to the park* Snellie: What a guy…*giggles* And this part was funny too when Gary wakes up and Bill bluntly states: Your theme park is a disaster dawg. We had to sell the property. XD. I just love how everything goes so well at the beginning and gets progressively worse very quickly, Good job CNF1. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted August 30, 2013 Author Share Posted August 30, 2013 Loved this episode. The scene right here made me crack up: Gary: I know what the doctor said! But I can’t just sit around and do nothing! I got to act! This park needs a MAN! *Gary wobbles out of the suite and down to the park* Snellie: What a guy…*giggles* And this part was funny too when Gary wakes up and Bill bluntly states: Your theme park is a disaster dawg. We had to sell the property. XD. I just love how everything goes so well at the beginning and gets progressively worse very quickly, Good job CNF1. Glad you liked it so much teenj! I guess it was worth the wait after all huh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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