ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted September 5, 2012 Author Share Posted September 5, 2012 And it's time for Episode 20! The episode I promissed about Snellie being at the GCAs! Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures Episode 20- Snellie at The Awards NOTE: The way I characterize users of SBC is not how I think of them. It’s fictional work and should not be taken seriously. Announcer: Live from Bikini Bottom! It’s the Golden Community Awards! Announcer: Here comes our stars now! Announcer: The Mature Clapsnail. Clapsnail: Hey. Announcer: The Hilarious OMJ! OMJ: I don’t wanna be a burden. Announcer: And the lovely Snellie. Snellie: Howdy. Announcer: And now, live from inside the SBC Theater, here’s our host, Perch Perkins! Perch Perkins: Hey! Hello! Hi! Welcome to the GCAs! Perch Perkins: Tonight we have an excellent awards show for you tonight! Perch Perkins: Now, we’ll announce the award for Best Pilot right after this commercial break from our sponsor! Announcer (Commercial Break): Hello. Have you ever… Perch Perkins (BackStage): Alright, how long till we’re back on the air? Camera Crew: 1 minute. Better get on stage. Perch Perkins: Alright. Camera Man: We’re on in 7…6… Camera Man: 5…4… Camera Man: 3…2… Camera Man: 1…NOW! Announcer: Welcome back to the GCA’s! Perch Perkins: Hello! Welcome back! Perch Perkins: Alright, our first award for Best Pilot goes to… *silence* Perch Perkins:… THE IDIOT BOX! Audience: *Claps* The Idiot Box: Wow. Perch Perkins: Come on down Box! *Box comes up* Perch Perkins: Here you are. The Idiot Box: Thank you. Perch Perkins: You’re welcome. Any words for the people on the boob tube? The Idiot Box: I’d like to thank… Perch Perkins: *kicks Box off the stage* Alright, onto our next award… Perch Perkins: Our next award for Most Funniest User goes too… Perch Perkins: OMJ! Audience: *claps* OMJ: Huh? What? Perch Perkins: Come on up OMJ! *OMJ is wheeled up to the stage* Perch Perkins: Here you go. OMJ: *snores* What? Perch Perkins: Do you have any words to say to the people of TV Land? OMJ: I don’t wanna be a burden. Perch Perkins: Ok, thanks for coming! Perch Perkins: Now, for our next award… Perch Perkins:…Best Female Character. Perch Perkins: The Best Female Character Award goes too… Perch Perkins: SNELLIE! Snellie: Oh, little old me? Audience: *Claps* Other Female Characters: Ah, Come on! Perch Perkins: Come on up Snellie! *Snellie slithers up to the stage* Perch Perkins: Here you are. Snellie: Thank you. Perch Perkins: You’re welcome. Perch Perkins: Any words to say for the people out there watching us live? Snellie: Well… Perch Perkins: *attempts to kick Snellie off the stage* Perch Perkins: Hey! Let go of the microphone! Snellie: Let me say my words! Perch Perkins: We have a show to run here! Snellie: Ugh…Thank you… Perch Perkins: Give it back jerk! Snellie:…All of the… Perch Perkins: Come on! Give it back! Snellie:…people who supported me… Perch Perkins: Secur… *Snellie puts her belly on top of Perch’s mouth* Snellie (Talking fast): over the years. *Smiles* Perch Perkins: Grrrrr…. Perch Perkins: GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Perch runs after Snellie for 5 consectutive minutes while Random Chasing music plays in the background* Gary: Hey! Let’s get em! *The entire audience come up and tackles Perch* Perch Perkins: Ugh… Cut… Perch Perkins: To… Perch Perkins: Commercial… Perch Perkins: Break. *Curtain closes* *Ending music* THE END! And now…a message from CNF1…THANK YOU ALL OF THE FANS OUT THERE WHO TOONED INTO GARY THE SNAIL’S UNDERSEA ADVENTURES AND VOTED SNELLIE FOR BEST FEMALE CHARACTER AT THE GCAS! YOU GUYS ROCK! TOON INTO MORE NEW EPISODES WEDNESDAYS ON SBC! FADE TO BLACK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted September 12, 2012 Author Share Posted September 12, 2012 I'm giving you guys a fair warning that the episode scheduled for today may be delayed due to the fact that I have nothing written for it yet. But, stay tooned for more news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted September 13, 2012 Author Share Posted September 13, 2012 Well, I finished up the episode on short notice just for you guys. Here's Episode 21! Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures Episode 21 – Independence Day 2: The Snail’s Fight Back JUST A NORMAL DAY IN THE WHITE HOUSE… Gary (from the White House): God, nothing to do. Snellie: Sir! Sir! Gary: Sigh. What? Snellie: Aliens are attacking Earth! Gary: And I should care why? Snellie: You’re the president. Gary: … Snellie: YOU’RE SUPPOSTED TO PROTECT THE USA! Gary: Then call the army to stop them. Snellie: One more question. Gary: Yes? Snellie: Is this seriously a sequel to Independence Day? Gary: Screw the title. CALL THE ARMY NOW! Snellie: Yes sir. *leaves* Gary: Aliens huh. Hmm… Snellie: Captain Bill! Bill: Yes Snellie? Snellie: The president has ordered the army go and stop the aliens. Bill: Alright. MEN! MOVE OUT! WE’VE GOT ALIENS TO GO STOP! Snellie: Good luck! Gary: Alright, let’s go. Snellie: Mr. President? What are you doing? Gary: The army isn’t gonna be able to stop that pile of scrapheat. Call Inventor Gizmo and Assistant Snobby over and tell them, ALIEN 2012. Snellie: Why? Gary: They’ll know. Now go! Snellie: Yes sir. *leaves* OVER AT THE SITE OF ATTACK… Bill: Ready. Aim. FIRE! BANG! BANG! BANG! Aliens: TAKE THIS SUCKAS! ZAP! *The army is all cooked and destroyed* *Gary, Snellie, Gizmo, and Snobby run to the USA Jet stored in a storage house* Gary: Bill! ALIENS 2012 *Bill puts on his clothes and gets into his Alien Attack style on in 2 seconds and runs with Gary, Snellie, Gizmo, and Snobby* *They get to the storage house* Gary: Get in everyone. *Everyone piles in* Gary: Let’s go stop those aliens. *Gary tries to fly the plane into the alien spaceship* Alien: HT GO HOME! ZAP! *The plane gets hit by an alien gun and the plane crashes into a building* Gary: Well, screw that plan. Snellie: Now what are we going to do? Gary: We’re gonna take them down mono y mono. *We see the gang getting ready to take on the aliens* Gary: It’s Go Time Gang! Let’s defeat this invasion! Gang: Yeah! *The gang climbs upstairs to where the alien ship is* *The gang is panting when they get up there, they then look over in amazement to see Bill beat them up there* Gary: How did you get up here so fast? Bill: I took the elevator. Gary: Alright, let’s go team! *The gang attempts to disable the weapons of the ship* Bill: Alright, I’m throwing a Grenade in! Look out! *Bill chucks the Grenade into the ship* Bill: RUN! *The grenade rolls to the aliens* Aliens: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KABOOM! *The snails barely make it out alive* *Silence* Town: HORRAY! Town: THREE CHEARS FOR THE PRESIDENT AND HIS FRIENDS! Gary: Well, another alien attack stopped. 1 YEAR LATER… Snellie: Sir. Snellie: They’re back. *Gary suits up* Gary: Let’s go. *Adventureous music plays at the end* THE END FADE TO BLACK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted September 19, 2012 Author Share Posted September 19, 2012 Oh look, another new episode has arrived. Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures Episode 22 – Gary Vision 3-D *We see an Orchestra of Oysters warming up* Grandpa Snail: Hey, Pipe Down Oysters! I can’t hear myself think! Both Old Snails: Ha ha ha. Crazy Joe: Hey Gramps. Have you ever had the feeling you’re being watched? *Both turn they’re face to the audience* Grandpa: No. Crazy Joe: Sigh. *Show Begins with the curtains coming up* Bill: *Humming a Muppet tune* Gary: Um… Bill… Copyright. Bill: Oh yeah. Sorry boss. Gary: Welcome folks to Gary Vision 3-D! Gary: Today we have some very…uh interesting effects and performances for you! Gary: And in no way will be using cheap 3-D tricks. *Pause* *Snobby comes out embarresed* Snobby: Why did you put me in this suit again? Gary: *whispering* Do it or you’re fired. Snobby: Sigh. *Snobby squirts water at the folks* Snobby: Can I go now? Gary: Ye… *Snobby is gone before Gary even answers* Gary: This is gonna bomb. Grandpa: I’d say! This doesn’t even feel like a Movie! Crazy Joe: yeah, I want my money back! Grandpa: I’m gonna go get our money back. Crazy Joe: You can’t! We’re bolted to theses seats! Grandpa: This ain’t a Theme Park attraction Joe. Gary: Will you two shut up? Grandpa and Crazy Joe: *Mumbling*Fine, whatever. Gary: Now then. Let’s take a tour of Gary Vision Labs. Gary: *walking over to the lab* Now, we invited the greatest scientist to help perfect Gary Vision. Gary: But, none of them showed. Gary: So, we have Gizmo and her assistant Goober to help us. Goober: Meep Meep. Gizmo: Why hello there. Let’s show you how Gary Vision works. 3 BEEPING HOURS LATER *Gizmo is still lecturing on how to use Gary Vision* Gary: *whispering* Um, Gizmo. You’re boring the audience. Can you cut to the chase? Gizmo: Alright. Throw the switch Goober! Goober: Meep Meep. *Throws switch at audience* Gizmo: Goober! Not lierally! Goober: Meep Meep. *The machine acts crazy* *A CGI random figure pops out of it* CG: Why howdy! CG: Hey, you wanna see a card trick? *Pulls out a deck of cards* *Throws them at the audience* CG: There! 52 Pick Up! CG: *Laughs* Gizmo: Suck that guy up before this gets out of hand Goober! Goober : Meep Meep. *Goober attempts to suck up CG, but ends up sucking up the lab instead* Gizmo: GOOBER!!!!!!!!!!!! CG: Hey! I’m freeeee! CG: *sticks out thumb* Taxi! *CGI Taxi pulls up* CG: Let’s gooooooo! ZOOOOOOOM! Gary: *opens doors* Shall we move on? Gary: Onto the first musical sequence of the show, starring the beautiful Snellie in 3-D! *Fade-out* Gary: Um, that’s you Oysters. Oysters: Ohhh. *Music starts to play* *Snellie starts to sing, but a bunch of lights attached to the ceiling fall on top of her.* Snellie: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! BANG! Snellie: Ow. Gary: Um, while Snellie goes to a hospital, let’s move onto our finale sequence, A Salute To Nothing But Canada. Composer Snail: It’s a glorious 3 hour finale! Gary: You’ve got a minute and a half. Composer Snail: Oh my! *Shuts door* Gary: *In fast talk* Now here’s the finale act of Gary Vision 3-D! *We see a bunch of toy troops marching along to the music* CG: *Up by Grandpa and Crazy Joe* This movie is so horrible, I didn’t even want to be in it! Joe, Grandpa, and CG: *Laughs* *Everything goes wrong during the act* KABOOM! *Pause* Gary: Um, I hope you enjoyed Gary Vision 3-D and we hope to see you again soon! Audience: Boo! You stink! *Audience throws tomatoes at Gary and leaves the theater* *We see The Muppets sitting in the theater* *We see Kermit eating Popcorn* Kermit: Our movie is better. *The Muppets exit the theater* Gary: Everybody’s a critic. THAT’S ALL FOLKS! FADE TO BLACK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted September 26, 2012 Author Share Posted September 26, 2012 New episode will be coming later tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted September 27, 2012 Author Share Posted September 27, 2012 The new episode is finally here! Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures Episode 23- The Secret Origins of Goober Snail Gary: Good evening. Tonight, we’ll find out the Secret Origins of… Gary: GOOBER SNAIL. Gary: He’s only appeared in one episode so far. Gary: All we know is that he is Gizmo’s Assistant, and he only says “Meep.” Gary: Tonight, we’ll find out how this Snail was ever concived, created, and how he made it to this very show, while only saying, “Meep.” Gary: This is it. I present to you,… Gary: THE SECRET ORIGINS OF GOOBER SNAIL. Gary: Enjoy. *fade-out* Narrator: A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away… Narrator: There was a snail born on Meep World, the world where all snails only said meep. Narrator: When the baby was born, the enemys of the planet, The Aquatic Oysters seized the planet, in an attempt to kill the new-born. Narrator: The baby born was no ordinary baby. The baby had the power to defeat the Oysters once and for all and save his planet. Narrator: To protect the baby from the Oysters, his parents put him in a capsule and sent him to earth, where he would be safe. Narrator: After the baby was sent to earth, the Oysters barged into the home of the baby, only to find nothing but the parents. Narrator: The parents were captured by the Oysters, and they could only leave if they gave out the secret whereabouts of the new-born. Narrator: They never did. For 20 years, the parents have kept quiet while the Oysters kept looking for the new born. Narrator: But what was the baby doing on earth 20 years later? Narrator: Well, let’s see. This is his story you know. THE SECRET ORIGINS OF GOOBER SNAIL *fade-out* 20 YEARS LATER ON EARTH… Gizmo: Goober! Goober: Meep Meep. Gizmo: Go on and test this drink I made. Goober: Meep Meep. *Goober ends up flying away due to the drink* Goober: Meep Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! Gizmo: Not again. Gary: Hey Gizmo. Gizmo: Oh, hey Gary. Gary: Where’s your new lab assistant? Goober, right? Gizmo: Yeah, he just went flying out of the building. Gary: Effect of one of your inventions? Gizmo: …yes. Goober: Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! BAM! Gizmo: Oh Goober. BACK IN SPACE… Oyster Lord: God, we’ll never find Goober. Oyster Captain: My lord! We’ve found Goober! Oyster Lord: *breaking the fourth wall* How convenient. Oyster Lord: Where is he Captain? Oyster Captain: He’s located on this strange planet called Earth. Oyster Lord: Earth? Oyster Captain: Yes, my lord. Oyster Lord: Where’s his location on Earth? Oyster Captain: At the location called Gizmo Labs. Oyster Lord: Excellent. Send out a fleet to get the kid. Oyster Captain: Yes, my lord. BACK ON EARTH Goober: *sad* Meep. Gizmo: What will I ever do with that good for nothing assistant. Gary: You could fire him. Gizmo: I’ve felt like it, but for some reason I always don’t. It’s like the universe wants me to protect him or something. BAM! *The Oyster Army barges in* Gizmo: Hey! You’re trespassing on… BAM! *The Oyster Captain shoots a rope out of a gun that ties up Gary and Gizmo. Gary: Who the hell are you guys? Oyster Captain: We are the Oyster Army, on the hunt for the one named Goober. Gizmo: Goober? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Gary: Goober is nothing to you! Goober: *sad* Meep. *Oyster Captain grabs Gary’s neck by his hands* Oyster Captain: You listen here punk. That snail is not who you think he is. Goober: Meep? Oyster Captain: Take him away solider. Oyster Solider: Yes sir. *The Oyster Solider captures Goober and takes him away* Oyster Captain: Goodbye! Muhaaaa! *The Oyster Army leaves* Gary: And good riddance too! Gizmo: You know, I have a feeling we showed go after him. Gary: Why? Gizmo: Remember what the Oyster Captain said? *flashback begins* Oyster Captain: You listen here punk. That snail is not who you think he is. *flashback ends* Gary: Oh, right. Gizmo: Goober may be a special snail. Fate may have assigned me to protect him from the Oysters. Gary: Alright, let’s go then. Gizmo: The problem is with that is that we don’t know where the heck the Oysters took him. Gary: Can’t you look on one of those dohickeys of yours? Gizmo: Good point. Gary: Alright, let’s get out of this rope and find Goober! Gizmo: Yeah! *Gary cuts the rope with a pocket knife, and Goober and Gary run to one of Gizmo’s inventions.* Gizmo: According to my Goober Tracker, the Oysters took him to a planet called Meep. Gary: *breaking the fourth wall* How ironic. Gizmo: Well, let’s go to Planet Meep. Gary: kk. *Gary and Gizmo get in the nearest Jet and fly away to Planet Meep* Gizmo: To Planet Meep we go! *Adventureous music plays in the background* BACK ON PLANET MEEP… Oyster Lord: Yes…Yes…YES! Oyster Lord: Ha ha ha ha ha… *Walks over to Goober in a cage* Oyster Lord: After many years of trying to capture you, I’ve finally got yah. Now I can keep you and your worthless family locked up forever and I can be the ruler of this planet forever! Muhhaaaa! Gizmo: Meep? *Turns to parents* Gizmo’s Mom: We’re sorry son. Gizmo’s Dad: We would have told you sooner, but we…couldn’t… Gizmo: Meep? Oyster Lord: Oh, you don’t know huh? YOU HAVE SPECIAL POWERS TO DEFEAT ME! You could ruin my plans for domination of this planet! But now that you’re locked up, no one can stop me! Gary: I wouldn’t say that! Oyster Lord: What the…? *Turns around and sees Gary and Gizmo right behind him* Oyster Lord: Oh ho ho, look who’s back for more. Gary: You’ll never take over this planet completely Oyster Lord! Oyster Lord: Oh yes I will! Oyster Lord: Soldiers, kick their butts. *The Oyster Soldiers go after Gizmo and Gary, attacking at them, with Gary and Gizmo defeating every attack* Gary: Gizmo! Take out the zap gun! Gizmo: Right! ZAP! Goober: Meep! ZAP! Goober’s Parents: We’re free! *Gary, Gizmo, and the Goober family stand all next to each other* Gary: It’s over Oyster Lord. Give up. Oyster Lord: Ha ha ha…You think this is all over? WELL YOU’RE WRONG! *The Oyster Lord grows into a big monster creature* Oyster Lord: Take me on now idiots! *The Oyster Lord takes out Goober’s parents, Gary, and Gizmo* Goober: Meep! Gary: Goober! Use your powers to defeat evil! Goober: Meep. Goober: Meep…Meep…MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Goober tackles the Oyster Lord and destroys him* Oyster Lord: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *The Oyster Lord falls into dust* *The Oyster Soldiers run in fear* Goober’s Parents: Good job Goober. Gary: We knew you had it in yah. *Gary pats Goober on the back* Gizmo: So now what? *fade-out* EPILOGUE: The Oyster Soldiers left Planet Meep and returned home. Goober stayed behind with his parents to rule Planet Meep. Gary and Gizmo returned home to Earth, to look for a new lab assistant. Gary: Alright, Next! Snail: Hello. Gizmo: Why are you here? Snail: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT! *Snail cries and leaves running* Gary: Idiot. THE END! Oyster Lord: I’ll be back! This I swear! *The Oyster Lord disappears from the screen* …THE END? FADE TO BLACK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted October 3, 2012 Author Share Posted October 3, 2012 Episode 24 will come later tonight, then next week(not counting the already mentioned skipped Episode 25)will be the Season Finale of Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures! Then the halloween special will air October 31st, officially kicking off Season 3! But for now, Episode 24 will be up later tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted October 3, 2012 Author Share Posted October 3, 2012 Episode 24 is up! Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures Episode 24- House of Gary *House of Gary intro plays* Microphone: And now, here’s your host, GARY THEEEEEEEEEEEE SNAIL! Gary: Thank you! Thank you! Gary: Welcome to the House of Gary! *Audience claps* Gary: We’ve got a lot for yah today, so let’s get started! Gary: Here’s our first short! *Audience claps* *Screen in the House of Gary is black, only for it to turn to static after a couple of seconds* Gary: *desperately pushing the play button on the remote* *Small explosion* Gary: Heh heh. *Innocent smile* *Audience boos* Gary: Umm, I guess we’ll move on to our music act… Gary: Here’s The Backstreet Snails! *Screen moves to the music area, only to find it completely empty* Bill: Umm, they cancelled on us Gary. *Audience boos* Gary: God damnit. Gary: Then, let’s go to comedy relief with Dracula? Dracula: You’re not getting any comedy relief out of me boi. *Laugh track is heard* Gary: …You’re fired Drac. Dracula: Fine with me. *Gets up and leaves while a Laugh Track is heard* Gary: This is gonna be the shortest episode ever, we’re only at 191 words! Gary: Commercial break? Microphone: And we’ll be right back! *fade-out* NICK AND MORE SPONSERS HOUSE OF GARY(not really) Gary:…what? Gizmo: As head of the commercial department, I must tell you…all our sponsors pulled on us at the last minute… Gary: CAN I DO ANYTHING RIGHT??? Gary: Well, let’s end the show before it gets any worse. *Cricket chirps are heard* Gary:…Take it away Astro Boy. *Astro Boy flies on the screen as the show ends* *Gary then opens a hole through the black screen* Gary: Seriously can I do anything right? *Gary close the black hole as we cue to end* THE END! FADE TO BLACK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted October 11, 2012 Author Share Posted October 11, 2012 THE SEASON 2 FINALE IS HERE! ENJOY! Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures Episode 26- It’s A Glorious 3 Hour Finale! But We Only Have A Minute and a ½ To Do It. Gary: Well, this is it my friends… Bill: Not again with this. Gary: What? Bill: Remember last season? (flashback begins) Gary: Well everyone. It’s come to this. Bill Snail: OH MY GOD! IT’S THE END! Bill Snail: WE’RE ALL DEAD!!!! Gary: GUYS!!!!! Gary: It’s Just Our Season 1 Finale Party! We ain’t going anywhere! We’ll be back and better than ever next season. Gizmo Snail: I SET THE HOUSE TO SELF DESTRUCT BECAUSE I THOUGH WE WERE FINISHED/CANCELLED!!!! (BOOM!!!!) Bill Snail: Let’s Get Em!!!! Gary: AHH!!!!! (Gary runs for his life: the rest of the gang chases after him and pokes him with a stick) Gary: Ow! Yeow! Come on Guys! Ow! It’s Gizmo’s Fault! She Exploded the house! Ow! I baked you a cake for pete sake! Guys! Please Stop! Ow! Please! Ow! Guyyyyysssss!!!!! (flashback ends) Gary: Oh yeah, good times, good times.’ Bill: So, since it’s our 2nd Season Finale, I have 2 questions. Gary: Lay them on me bro. Bill: Are we gonna have a 3rd Season? Gary: Sure are! Inside sources indicate that the first episode of Season 3 is a Halloween Special. Bill: Ooh. 2nd Question: What are we gonna do for this season’s finale? Gary: Hmm…Good question… Gary: *reads script* Oh yeah… Gary: We’re supposed to take a look back at this season’s highlights. Bill: Seriously? Gary: Yep. Bill: Then let’s get rolling! Gary: Wait! We’re supposed to make remarks on the moments too ala Mystery Science Theater 3000. Bill:…Good god. 3 2 1 0 START (CNF Note: In bold is the episode’s text that is being riffed. If it’s not in bold, it’s Gary and Bill riffing the episode) Episode 14- We’re Back And Better Than Ever, Baby! Bill: Oh yeah I remember that episode. We just showed off clips of Season 1 and then gave a sneak peek at Season 2. Gary: Yeah. Good times. Gary: Well, we’re finally back. Back to the warm, slightly cold room that we film this crap at. Bill Snail: Well, at least we get payed for it. Bill: Heh heh. Classic. Episode 16- Movie Theater Paradise Manager of Theater: You let in an Impostor! Counter Person: I didn’t know it was one! Manager of Theater: Now we’re going to get sued by them! Manager of Theater: You’re fired. Counter Person: Damn. Gary: First swear? Bill: Could have been. Gary: Also one of our longest episodes. Bill: Yeah. I was so tired after the episode, I fell to sleep right after filming. Gary: Heh heh. Yeah. Episode 18- The Most Random Episode Ever Bill: That was random. Gary: I blame myself. Gary: STALKER!!!!! (Gary pulls out a huge bazooka) TOM: What the? (BOOM!) Bill: Sorry TOM. He’s been a little crazy recently. TOM: It’s fine. (Falls into dust) TOM: Ow. Bill: A Bazooka? Really? Gary: I said I was sorry man. Bill: Not to TOM. Bill: TOM sued us for that episode. Gary: Touche. Gary: Okay one episode left to riff. What should it be? Bill: How about that so unrealistic Goober Snail episode? Gary: Ah yeah. Perfect. Episode 23- The Secret Origins of Goober Snail Gary: Good evening. Tonight, we’ll find out the Secret Origins of… Gary: GOOBER SNAIL. Bill: You just had to go all Alfred Hitchcock with that opening sequence didn’t yah? Gary: Don’t blame me. I just improvised. Goober: Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! BAM! Gizmo: Oh Goober. Bill: Wait a minute back that up! (Backs up film reel to show Gizmo’s…stuff by her chest showing…) (Gary and Bill’s mouths fall down onto the floor) Gary: Um…We’re not gonna touch up on that one… Gary: Cue Next Scene!...please? Goober: Meep…Meep…MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Goober tackles the Oyster Lord and destroys him* Oyster Lord: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *The Oyster Lord falls into dust* Gary: So unrealistic. Bill: And rushed. Gary: Yeah, very rushed. *Gary and Bill exit the theater* Gary: Well folks. Thanks for another great season. Bill: Yep. Our 2nd Season was a blast. Gary: And we have just one last thing to show you guys before we sign off from Season 2. *The rest of the cast shows up for a minute and a ½ finale, that was supposed to be 3 hours, but they only had a minute and a ½ to do it.* Gary: Thanks for coming along with us! Bill: Through Season 2! Snellie: We all had a blast! Snobby: And we hope you did too! Gizmo: Thanks for tooning in! Goober: Meep meep meep meep meep! All of the cast: THANKS FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT! Bill: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! All of the Cast: WE’LL SEE YOU IN SEASON 3! THE END! FADE TO BLACK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted October 11, 2012 Author Share Posted October 11, 2012 SEE YOU ALL OCTOBER 31ST FOR THE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL/SEASON 3 PREMIERE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 So, I've never really kept up with this show, but I randomly decided to read every episode and this isn't half bad. Very random and breaking the fourth wall, but I kinda like this . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted October 11, 2012 Author Share Posted October 11, 2012 Thank you very much teenj! Glad you like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted October 11, 2012 Author Share Posted October 11, 2012 Well, I won't believe it, but we've hit over 1,000 views! Thank you guys so much! This is my first spin-off to get more than 1,000 views, so it is a great honor! Thank you to all the readers would've kept up with the spin-off throughout the first 2 seasons. You guys are spectacular! Hope we'll see you in Season 3 October 31st! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted October 29, 2012 Author Share Posted October 29, 2012 Reminder that a special Halloween episode of Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures will be airing this Wednesday! This also kicks off Season 3 of the show! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted November 2, 2012 Author Share Posted November 2, 2012 I CAN'T BELIEVE I FUCKING FORGOT THIS!!!! Oh well, Here's the Halloween episode of Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures: CNF1: The Halloween Bash is here! CNF1: Here's the highly anticipated Season 3 premiere/Halloween Special of Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures! Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures Episode 27 – A Spooky Adventure Owl: Hoot. Hoot. *The owl flappers away* Narrator: Welcome ghoulish friends… Narrator: It’s Halloween under the sea tonight, full of ghouls and chills… Narrator: Where are Gary and his friends you ask? Oh there going trick-or-treating before they go to the biggest Halloween party ever! Narrator: Let’s take a look shall we? *Ding Dong* *Door opens* Whole Gang(Gary, Snellie, etc.): Trick or Treat! Fish: Aw, what cute costumes. Pick 2 pieces if you want. Whole Gang: Yay! *Gary and his friends leave* *Rigby pops out of the bushes* Rigby: Give me candy lady! *Fish screams and slams the door* Rigby: Aw man. Rigby:…oh shoot wrong show. *Rigby walks away* WELCOME TO THE BIGGEST HALLOWEEN PARTY EVER! *Ren and Stimpy walk up to the door in a Zombie and Bunny costume, respectively* Body Guard: Name? Ren: Ren, and my pal over here is Stimpy. Body Guard: Go on in. *Astro Boy and Uran walk up to the door as…themselves…well it is Halloween yah know, and they’re kinda already costumed anyways…I’ll shut up now.* Body Guard: Name? Astro Boy: Astro Boy, and this is Uran. Uran: Hi. Body Guard: Go on in. *Gary and friends walk up to the door, Gary being dressed up as Superman, Snellie being Supergirl, Gizmo being Albert Ensnail, Bill as a Pumpkin, and Goober as a Ghost* Body Guard: Name? Gary: I’m Gary, this is Snellie, Bill, Gizmo and Goober. Goober: Meep Meep. Body Guard: Sorry but yah not on da list. Gary: What? Body Guard: Your not on da list I tolds yah. Gary: But our friend Snobby is in there running the party! Body Guard: Let me go get him. *Body Guard goes in and gets Snobby* Body Guard: You knows these guys? Snobby:…never seen them IN MY LIFE. Body Guard: Alright get lost. *Gary and his friends are shocked about what Snobby just said* *Gary and his friends then walk away in shame* Krumm: Hey let’s get into this party! Oblina: Yeah! *Krumm, Oblina, and Ickis run inside the party* Body Guard: Hey! Get back here you… INSIDE THE PARTY… Ren: Man this is one good party… Stimpy: You said it Ren! Astro Boy: Alright Uran, stay close by…we don’t want anyone recognizing us… Fangirl: Hey! It’s Astro Boy and Uran! *A group of fangirls run after Astro and Uran* Astro Boy:(running) How do they always recognize us? Body Guard: There you are! Krumm: Oh crap. Ickis: Use your stench Krumm. Krumm: Oh yeah. *Body Guard smells Krumm’s armpit and falls over, holding a flower up straight.* *Krumm, Oblina, and Ickis then run away* Snobby: Hello Seacreatures! I don’t bring you greetings from Apple World… Worm from Apple World: Hey! Snobby: But I would just like to thank you all for coming to this shindig and I would like to thank our band for playing with us tonight, The Ghoul Fools! Everyone: Yay!!!!! Snobby: Now here’s there Number 1 hit, “We're the Ghouls of the Briny Deep!” Everyone: Hooray! *Song begins* Yo, yo, ho, yo ho! Oh, we're the ghouls of the briny deep. Under the waves we like to creep. Sleeping in coffins with spider webs As ghostly pillows beneath our heads. Oh, we're the ghouls of the briny deep. Under the waves we like to creep. We wear black shrouds that look quite neat. But we don't wear shoes, 'cause we have no feet. (musical interlude) We like to haunt and frighten and scare Till you jump right out of your underwear. We like to eat eyes and brains. And drink right out of rusty drains. We don't keep animals like cute-sy snails. Our favorite pets: the-cat-of-nine-tails!!!!! Everyone: Yay!!!!!!!!!!! Lord Poltergeist: Thank you souls. OUTSIDE OF THE PARTY… Gary: Sigh. I wish we could be in there. Bill: Yeah dawg, I wish so too. Gary: *light bulb on top of his head* I’ve got it! Gary: Let’s try and sneak in…through the roof! Bill: Heck yeah! Let’s do it gang! Whole Gang: Yeah! *Bubbles float up to screen as we cue up on the roof* Gary: Alright. Here’s a skylight. We’ll just tie me onto a rope and be on our way! Bill: Are you sure this will work? Gary: Pfft. Sure it will. I have no doubt in my mind that it won’t. BACK INSIDE… Snobby: Thank you everyone for coming…now PERPARE FOR THE TERROR OF YOUR LIFE! *A Demon comes out of Snobby’s mouth.* Demon: FOOLS! THERE IS NO WAY TO ESCAPE. Demon: I’ve glued the door shut, replaced the windows with rubber, and clogged ALL THE TOLIETS! Mr. Krabs: You’ll never get me! *Bangs into wall and falls over* Demon: Idiot. Demon: Now then… PREPARE FOR THE HAUNTING OF YOUR LIFE! Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Demon: Ha ha ha ha ha! *Gary and friends then fall through the roof* Gary: *Smiling innocently*Heh heh. Demon: YOU! Snobby: Gary? Where did you… Demon: SHUSH! Demon: Now then…PREPARE FOR THE TERROR OF YOUR LIFE! MUHHAAA! *SpongeBob then walks in with all his body parts shaved off* Demon: YAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *The Demon thens flies away into the distance* SpongeBob: Don’t worry! It grows back! Fish: Nice costume dude. Fish 2: Yeah, how did you make it? SpongeBob: Oh, Patrick made it for me. *Everyone rushes over to Patrick and tackles him* Patrick: Help me! Gary: Well, all’s well that ends well, I guess. Snobby: Man, I must have been possessed by that Demon. Sorry about that guys. Gary: Meh, it’s fine dude. We’re just glad your back on the side of good. *Everyone hugs Snobby Snobby: Alright, I’m getting claustrophobic! Rest of Gang(mumbling): Oh yeah right Sorry. Gary: Well thanks a lot for scaring away the Demon SpongeBob. SpongeBob: No problem…say since when could you talk? Gary: Oh crap. THE END! A GARY THE SNAIL’S UNDERSEA SPECIAL! FADE TO BLACK CNF1: More coming up in this Halloween Bash! CNF1: Up Next: SpongeBob and His Friends Halloween Special! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 Great episode . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted November 3, 2012 Author Share Posted November 3, 2012 Thanks teenj! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted November 18, 2012 Author Share Posted November 18, 2012 Thanksgiving special premieres on Thanksgiving Day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted November 22, 2012 Author Share Posted November 22, 2012 It's time for the Thanksgiving Special right here on CNF1's Spin-Off/Lit Thanksgiving Bash! CNF1: Hey guys welcome to the Thanksgiving Bash! CNF1: First we've got The Gary The Snail's Thanksgiving Special, but we've got more goodies later! CNF1: Enjoy Gary's Thanksgiving Feast right now on SBC Spin-Offs and Lits! Gary The Snail’s Undersea Special! Episode 28- Gary’s Thanksgiving Feast Gary: Hey Howdy Hey! Welcome to A Gary The Snail Undersea Special! *Horn* GARY’S THANKSGIVNG FEAST *fade-out* Gary: Hello. Bill: Shhh. Gary: Oh sorry. Gary: We’re having a Thanksgiving Feast right now. Gary: It’s where we eat a lot and be thankful for each other. Mother Snail: Now then, Gary, what are you thankful for? Gary: I’m thankful for this feast and that we’re all here today. Mother Snail: Very nice son. Now Bill, what are you thankful. Bill: I’m thankful for all this food, dawg! Mother Snail: Wonderful. Mother Snail: Now then, Snellie… Gary (Whispering): This might take a while. How ‘bout you watch a short while we finish up. *fade-out* A GARY THE SNAIL’S UNDERSEA SHORT! Episode 28a. Gobble Gobble! Turkey: Gobble Gobble. *Turkey walks away* Mother Snail: *humming* Gary: Hello Mother. Mother Snail: Hello Gary. Gary: Is there anything I can do? Mother Snail: Could you go capture the turkey? ZOOOM! *We see Gary in a hunter outfit with a net* Gary: Oh Turkey…Come out come out wherever you are! Turkey: Gobble Gobble? Gary: Gotcha! Gary: Huh? *Pans to the Other Side of the room* Turkey: Gobble Gobble. Gary: There yah are. *Gary runs to catch him* BAM! Gary: Ow. Gary: Look’s like this Turkey is tougher to catch than I thought. *ponders* *Fade-out and in* *We see Gary tip-toeing trying to find the Turkey* Gary: Shhh. Be Very Very Quiet. I’m hunting Turkeys. Huhhhhh. *Gary continues to tip-toe* Gary: *Surprised* SHHOOSH! Turkey: Gobble Gobble! BAM! Gary: Argh. *Fade-out and in* Gary: *sets Acme Bomb down* Gary: *rubs hands together* ZOOM! Turkey: Gobble Gobble. ZOOMM! KABOOM! Gary: *stomping* *fade-out and in* Gary: *Lights Cannon* ZOOM! Turkey: Gobble Gobble. ZOOM! *The cannon turns around and faces Gary* KABOOM! Gary: *Coughs* *fade-out and in* Gary: THAT’S IT! Gary: 2 HOURS IS LONG ENOUGH! SWOOSH! BAM! Gary: Oh please Turkey! Just get in the net! We can just end this now! Turkey: Gobble Gobble. *fade-out and in* Mother Snail: Oh! There you are Gary! Just in time! Mother Snail: Alright, give me the Turkey. Turkey: Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble! Gary: *looks at Turkey and Oven repeataly* Gary: No. Mother Snail: What? Why not?! Gary: This turkey deserves to live. *Gary let’s Turkey out of net* Mother Snail: Well if we don’t have a Turkey than what are we going to eat? *Cues to Outside* *We see Mother Snail, Gary, and Turkey doing the cha cha to Joe’s* EAT AT JOE’S! THE END! FADE TO BLACK *fade-in* Mother Snail: Alright Everyone! Eat up! *We here everyone chowing down* Gary: Oh hey. Welcome back. We’re finally eat dinner. Bill: Correction: Gigantic Feast. Gary: Yeah Yeah Whatever. Snobby: Hey, could someone please pass the Mashed Potatoes? Snellie: Sure Snobby. *Snellie goes over to the Mashed Potatoes* Snellie: *surprised* Snellie:…Um…There is no more. All: What??!!! Mother Snail: Oh dear. Mother Snail: Gary, I’m gonna go get some more. Mother Snail: *kisses Gary* Mother Snail: I’ll be back soon. *Slams door* Gary: Ok then. Gary: While we wait for this escapade to end, here’s another cartoon short. *fade-out* A GARY THE SNAIL’S UNDERSEA SHORT! Episode 28b. Don’t Let The Turkey Get Out! Mother Snail: Oh Gary! Gary: Yes Mother? Mother Snail: Can you make sure The Turkey doesn’t get out! Gary: I’m busy! Mother Snail: Sigh. Bill Snail: *whistles* Mother Snail: Bill. Please. Help me. Bill: What is it? Mother Snail: Can you make sure the Turkey doesn’t get out, Please? Bill:… Mother Snail: Good. Mother Snail: I’ll be back soon Bye! *Slams door* Bill: What just happened? Turkey: Gobble Gobble. Bill: Well, Turkey. Looks like I have to make sure you don’t escape. Turkey: Gobble Gobble. *Walks outside* Bill: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! ZOOM! *Bill drags Turkey back in the house* Bill: No no no. Stay in. Not out. Turkey: Gobble. *points out* Bill: In. Turkey: Gobble. Bill: IN. Turkey: GOBBLE. Bill: INNNNNNNNNNNN. Turkey: GOBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE! *Bill flies away from the scream of the Turkey and bangs into wall* Bill: Ugh. Sigh. Ok, what do you want so that you’ll stay inside? ZOOM! Turkey: *flips page of magazine* Turkey: Gobble. *points at Picture* Bill: A rubber ball? Well, that seems fine enough. DING DONG. Man: Sign here. *Bill signs* Man: Here you are. *Car drives away* Bill: There. Now will you stay in? Turkey: *flips page* Turkey: Gobble. *points to picture* Bill: A HOTTUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bill: Oh no no no no. That’s too much… Turkey: *puts foot outside* Bill: Sigh. Fine. 100 ITEMS LATER Bill: *Pants* Ok. *pants* Now will you stay inside?! Turkey: *Pulls out picture* Turkey: Gobble. Bill: YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO COME OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bill: NO. I CAN’T… Turkey: *steps outside* Bill: Sigh. Fine. 1 PHONE CALL LATER Bill: Gary’s mom is gonna kill me. *Door creaks open* Mother Snail: Oh Bill… Mother Snail: *Surprised* Mother Snail: BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bill: Hey, you told me to keep him inside, and the only way was to give him stuff. Turkeys: Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble! Mother Snail: Ohhhh. *Faints* Bill: Gary’s mom? Hello? Hello? THE END! FADE TO BLACK Gary: Oh hey. Welcome back. Gary: Well, we solved our little escaped. All: *chewing* Gizmo: Oh, I don’t feel so good. *Gizmo pukes all over the table* All: Oh ew. Mother Snail: Ohhhhhhhhh! *Faints* Gary (Talking Fast): Ok, while we clean up this mess and get my Mom back to concenious, here’s another cartoon short…CUE THE SHORT NOW! *Fade-out* A GARY THE SNAIL’S UNDERSEA SHORT! Episode 28c. A Thanksgiving Feast WELCOME TO A THANKSGIVING FEAST Gary: Oh, Mah. This wonderful dinner is delicious! Mother Snail: Well, Thank you darnling. Gary: Mother? How did Thanksgiving originate? Mother Snail: Well… Father Snail: Well, it’s simple son. The Indians became friends with the Pilgrims and they ate a big feast! Mother Snail: Father! That’s not all of it! Mother Snail: Let me tell you the real story son. Mother Snail: A long time ago, Pilgrims came aboard The Mayflower, which was a ship. Gary: Was the ship built in May and made with Flowers? Mother Snail: No, it was just the name of the ship. Mother Snail: Anyways, they landed at a place called Plymouth Rock. Gary: Was that the name of a rock? Mother Snail: As a matter of fact, yes. Mother Snail: Anyways, the Pilgrims set up camp at the place. Mother Snail: But most starved and died due to causes beyond their control. Gary: Like Bears? Mother Snail:…Maybe. Mother Snail: Anyways, a group of people called the Indians came along and helped out the Pligrims. Mother Snail: Later that month, the Pilgrims and Indians engaged in the Very First Thanksgiving. Mother Snail: And that’s how Thanksgiving Originated. *Silence/Pause* Audience: Yay!!!!!!!!! Fish 1: Beautiful! Fish 2: A Masterpiece! Fish 3: An Art at it’s working! Fish Talent Agent: Hey Guys! That was great! I’m gonna make this a Worldwide Tour! I’ll call yah later! Bye! *Fish walks away* Gary: This was a play? THE END! FADE TO BLACK Gary: Well, this escapade has been solved. Gary: And it looks like we’re out of time too. Gary: So, from all of us to all of you… All: HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING! THE END! FADE TO BLACK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Nice episode, I especially enjoyed short B ^^ . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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