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Snellie won for Best Female at the GCAs! :D Thank you all you fans out there for voting for here! Because of this, i'm adding an episode to the Season 2 episode list(The season will still be 13 episodes though) about Snellie at the GCAs! Thanks again fans! You guys rock! :D Season 2 Premieres July 18th! Save The Date! :)

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Let's do this. Here's the premiere of Season 2! :D

Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures

Episode 14- We’re Back And Better Than Ever, Baby!

Gary: Well, we’re finally back. Back to the warm, slightly cold room that we film this crap at.

Bill Snail: Well, at least we get payed for it.

Gary: I guess.

Bill Snail: Though I didn’t get payed enough for that Hot Potato episode.

Gary: Oh my God. They didn’t warn us that the potato was actually going to be warmed up!

Bill Snail: Yeah. I still have fricken burns from that episode!

Gary: Yeah. Don’t get me started with that Karate Class episode.

Bill Snail: Oh My God. That was just horrible. That Fuji Dojo guy was horrible! God awful even!

Gary: Yeah. I heard he’s working over at Stage 55.

Bill Snail: For what?

Gary: A film role.

Bill Snail: Yeah, but what?

(Gary whispers into Bill’s ear)

Bill Snail: Ah. Yeah.

Gary: Hey, we’ve got 5 minutes before we shoot our Spy episode, instead of blabbing about our Season 1 memories, why don’t we show the audience some of the best parts from Season 1, you know, as a recap of some sort.

Bill Snail: Sure.

(Flashback Sequence Follows)

Director: Allright Gary, 15 seconds till filming time!

Gary: Well, you excited for this episode, Bill

Bill Snail: I guess.

Cambot: *Shakes the screen with head movement*

Gary: Get back to your Robot Roll Call, Cambot.

(Cambot walks, or runs, or moves, away, whatever you want to put it as.)

(Next Scene Flashback)

Gary: OH MY GOD! IT’S 7:30AM! WE’RE ALL LATE FOR KARATE CLASS!

(Gary rushes downstairs in his robe)

Gary: Everyone wake up! We have to get to Karate Class!

Bill Snail: (First waking up) Huh? What?

Gary: Just get up! We’re late!

Bill Snail: For what?

Gary: KARATE CLASS YOU FOOL!

(Next Scene Flashback)

Gary: Thanks, doc.

Doctor: Don’t mention it.

Bugs Bunny: Hey! You stole my line!

Gary: Who are you?

Bugs Bunny: Really? Really? You don’t know who I am?

Bugs Bunny: I’m Bugs Bunny! I’m one of the most famous cartoons ever!

Bugs Bunny: Seriously! Classic Cartoon Characters get no love anymore.

(Bugs walks out of the room)

Doctor: Ok Then.

(Next Scene Flashback)

Gizmo Snail: Sorry Everyone. I didn’t know it wasn’t played with a real potato

Gary: It’s ok. Say what happened to that potato anyway?

Gizmo Snail: I hav… oops!

(The potato slips out of Gizmo’s grab)

Gary: Not again.

Gary: Ow!

Bill Snail: Ow!

Snelly Snail: Ow!

All: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

(Flashback Ends)

Gary: Ah, Memories.

Gary: Well, that was fun. Let’s go film that Spy episode now.

Bill Snail: Allright.

Director: Allright. We start filming in 3…2…1…NOW!

(Cuts to Spy Scene)

Dr. William Britsnail: (Through a communication device/watch) Gary! Come quick! The evil Dr. Batsmith is up to no good again. We need you to stop him! Over and out.

(Signal Fades Away)

Gary: Bill! Let’s go.

(Bill shakes his head)

(Cues to Garage opening up)

(A cool, white car appears)

(Cool Spy music begins)

(Car drives out in super fast motion)

(Gary and Bill jump out of the car and kick a bad guy)

(Title appears)

GARY AND BILL: SUPER SPYS!

THE END!

TRIVIA WITH CNF1: Well, nice episode, don’t yah think? I thought so. Now, this won’t appear in every episode, but it will appear in some or most of the episodes. Anyway, that Spy scene you saw. Yep. Sneak Peek of a Season 2 episode. Except this was written before that episode was written. So, that’s a little trivia. See yah next time. Over and out, my good man.

THAT’S ALL FOLKS!!!!

THE END!

FADE TO BLACK

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Here's Episode 15:(ironicly, the episode is an Olympics episode.)

Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures

Episode 15- It’s Time To Go Gold!

Perch Perkins: Hello and Welcome to the Snail Olympics! Today we have some nice contestants at the stadium today.

Perch Perkins: First up is the handsome Gary!

Gary: Hi.

Perch Perkins: Next, we have the beautiful Snellie!

Snellie: Hello.

Perch Perkins: Right After Snellie, we have the comical and always cool, Bill!

Bill: Yo dawg. *Pulls out shades*

Perch Perkins: And Up Next, we have the rich and always snobby, Snobby!

Snobby: *Talking into phone while having a manicure* Yes, I want pizza with sausage, olives, and..Um…why is there a camera pointing at me?

Perch Perkins: Anyways, we have the goofy scientist, Gizmo!

Gizmo: Ready to go!

Perch Perkins: And as our cheerleader, Grandpa!

Grandpa: *snoring*

Perch Perkins: *whispers* I don’t get payed enough for this.

Perch Perkins: I MEAN… And that’s our roaster!

Perch Perkins: Now, for the first game of the day, Ring Toss!

*cricket chirps*

*snoring*

Perch Perkins: Let’s just get this over with.

Perch Perkins: Ready!

Perch Perkins: Set!

Perch Perkins: Wait for it…

Perch Perkins: GO!

*BANG!*

Perch Perkins: And they’re off! I wonder who will win this exciting competition!

*We see the competitors struggling to get even one ring on the stick*

Perch Perkins: This is embarrassing.

5 HOURS LATER

Perch Perkins: Ok! It looks like you all won for this round!

Gary: Say what?

Bill: We didn’t even get one ring on the stick?

Gizmo: What budget does this thing run on anyways?

Grandpa: *snores* USA! USA!

Perch Perkins: ENOUGH! I mean…On to the next game!

*We cue to the next scene*

Perch Perkins: Our next game is Splat-A-Lot!

Random Fish in Audience: Yawn.

Perch Perkins: All you have to do is Splat the person on the other side of you, so that they fall into a Blue Slime TM tank.

*Perch looks up at the only fish in the audience with a grin*

Random Fish in Audience: What? Did you expect a Happy Dance or something?

Perch Perkins: *facepalms* I hate my job.

Perch Perkins: I mean!... BEGIN!

*The competitors again struggle to Splat each other, A LOT!*

5 MORE HOURS LATER

Perch Perkins: Ok, you all win again!

Bill:*whispering to Gary* I think this guy came from The Nut House!

Perch Perkins: Let’s get this over with.

*Cues to Next Scene*

Perch Perkins: Next game is Running, run over the white things, Go.

*And the competitors continue to struggle by knocking over all the white jumping over things*

SO MANY HOURS LATER THAT THE NARATOR DIED AND THEY HAD TO HIRE A NEW ONE.

Perch Perkins: Oh I give up! I QUIT! YOU ARE ALL LOOOOOOSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS!!!!

*Perch storms out of the stadium*

Gary: What do you think is going to happen now?

THE NEXT DAY…

Jackie Gleasnail: Well, that show was a bomb. It made the H-bomb look like a 2 inch salute!

THE END!

TRIVIA WITH CNF1: Interesting. If you liked this episode, you’ll love the next episode, it’s gonna be awesome!

THE END!

FADE TO BLACK

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Welp, new episode time! :)

Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures

Episode 16- Movie Theater Paradise

Gary: Alright Everyone! Let’s get going! We’re going to be late for The Snailengers!

Snobby Snail: Yeah. Yeah. Whatever.

Grandpa Snail: Huh? What?

(Grandpa Snail slivers up next to Gary)

Grandpa Snail: So Sport, what are we doing tonight?

Gary: *Facepalms*

(Cues to Bathroom)

(We see Snelly putting on her makeup and humming a tune)

(Then we see Gary walk in on accident)

Snelly: AHHH!!!

Gary: Oh My God. I’m sorry.

Snelly: Doesn’t anyone know to knock anymore)

(Gary slivers away, blushing in embarrassment)

(A Few Minutes Later)

Gary: So? Is everyone ready?

Bill Snail: I guess so.

Gary: Alright then. Let’s go see that movie!

All: Yeah!

(Cues to Movie Theater)

Gardo: Alright Butler. I’ll be in the bathroom. Make sure to wait here, okay.

Butler: Yes Master Gardo.

(We see Gary and Friends walking in)

Gary: Hello…

Counter Person: Oh! Master Gardo! You’ve arrived. We’ve been expecting you.

Gary: Gardo?

Counter Person: Aren’t you master Gardo?

Gary: Uh…

Grandpa Snail: Will you excuse us for a minute, please?

(Grandpa pulls him/Gary to the side)

Grandpa Snail: (Whispers) Look, say you are Master Gardo. You’re being treated like royalty!

Gary: Alright.

(Grandpa and Gary come back to the counter)

Gary: Yes, I’m Master Gardo

Counter Person: Alright then. Follow me.

(Gary and friends follow)

(We then here the sound of a toilet flushing)

Gardo: Ah. Good bathroom break.

Gardo: Let’s go and get to our V.I.P. seats.

Counter Person: Hello. May I help you?

Gardo: Hello. I’m Master Gardo and I’m here for my V.I.P. seats for The Snailengers.

Counter Person: *Burst Out Laughing*

Gardo: What’s so funny?

Counter Person: Sir. I don’t have time for your jokes. Buy something or get out.

Gardo: What? I have you know that I can sue you for all the money you have.

Counter Person: I bet you can. Security!

(Gardo and The Butler get booted out of the place.)

Gardo: How preposterous!

Butler: Yes sir.

(Meanwhile in V.I.P. Seating Area)

Counter Person: Anything else for you, Master Gordo?

Gary: No more, please. I’ve been spoiled already.

Counter Person: Alright.

(Counter Person walks away)

Gary: Ah! This is the life!

Bill Snail: I know! Good thing you pretend to be that guy. This is way cool, dawg!

Gary: I guess.

(Back Outside…)

Gardo: Alright, We’re going to get back in by climbing up to the roof and open the hatch door on top and fall right down to the theater.

Butler: Yes sir.

(They climb up and proceed to open the hatch door…)

(Until this happens…)

Patrick: (Opening the hatch door) Hello?

Gardo and Butler: (Flying into the air) AHHHH!!!!!!

Patrick: Hmm. No one there.

(Patrick closes the hatch door)

Gardo and Butler: (Falling back to ground) AHHH!!!!

(BANG!)

Gardo: Ow.

(Bubbles foam up to the screen as we cue to the next scene)

Gardo: Alright, now we’re going to zap the Counter Person and the Body Guard to get to our seats.

Butler: Yes sir.

(Gardo barges through the door)

Gardo: ZAPPI…

(Gardo looks up and appears to be scared)

Gardo:…ng *Gulp* Time?

(A Few Seconds Later)

Mr. T(Body Guard): No one mess with Mr. T fool!

(BAM!)

(Gardo and Butler fly out of the theater)

Gardo: Ow.

(Bubbles Foam Up To The Screen Again as we cue to the next scene.)

Gardo: (Limping back into the theater) *Pants* Here. It’s my ID.

Mr. T: Oh My.

Mr. T: Very sorry about earlier fellas.

Gardo: Yeah, whatever.

Gardo: I can’t believe that worked.

Butler: Yeah.

(Gardo and Butler rush into the V.I.P. area)

Gardo(Yelling): IMPOSTORS!!!!

Gary: Ah Oh.

All: AHHH!!!!!

(ZOOM!)

(Gardo and The Butler run after Gary and friends and chase them out of the theater)

Manager of Theater: You let in an Impostor!

Counter Person: I didn’t know it was one!

Manager of Theater: Now we’re going to get sued by them!

Manager of Theater: You’re fired.

Counter Person: Damn.

Mr. T: You should be ashamed.

Counter Person: I know.

(Mr. T points finger to the door)

(Counter Person walks out of theater, sad)

Patrick: Hey! Where did everybody go?

Road Runner: Beep Beep!

Patrick: AHHH!!!

(Patrick drops popcorn on floor, runs out of the theater, and continues to scream in the process.)

Road Runner(Looks at Popcorn): Beep Beep!

(Road Runner eats popcorn on floor)

Road Runner: Beep Beep!(Holds up sign that says THE END!)

THAT’S ALL FOLKS!

TRIVIA WITH CNF1: Alternate Scene for this episode exists, my son. You will have to wait for Season 2 DVD my son. Good day, my son. *Cues Similey Face*

THAT’S ALL FOLKS!

THE END!

FADE TO BLACK

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NEW EPISODE TIME!

Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures

Episode 17- I Spy With My Little Eye

*fade-in*

Gary: Welcome to Action Theater. Tonight, we have a spy adventure.

Gary: It’s sure to be a bunch of action and thrill for the whole family.

Gary: Here is I Spy With My Little Eye/Gary and Bill: Super Spys.

*fade-out*

*silence*

*Gary is sleeping on the couch, with Bill sitting in a chair.*

*alarm clock sound*

Gary: Huh? What?

*Beeping Watch sound*

Gary: Oh. Better Take this.

*Takes Call*

Dr. William Britsnail: (Through a communication device/watch) Gary! Come quick! The evil Dr. Batsmith is up to no good again. We need you to stop him! Over and out.

(Signal Fades Away)

Gary: Bill! Let’s go.

(Bill shakes his head)

(Cues to Garage opening up)

(A cool, white car appears)

(Cool Spy music begins)

(Car drives out in super fast motion)

(Gary and Bill jump out of the car and kick a bad guy)

(Title appears)

GARY AND BILL: SUPER SPYS!

*VROOMMMM*

Car: Welcome sir.

Gary: Cut the chit chat Car. Where’s Batsmith’s Secret Lair?

Car: Take The Highway until you see Exit 106. From there, you head straight until you see an abandoned building called Joe’s.

Gary: Joe’s?

Car: Yes. Joe’s

*silence*

Gary: Alright then.

Car: Here’s you exit.

Gary: I know, I know.

*Turns off Exit*

Car: Here we are.

*Car parks outside the building*

Car: Good luck men.

*Both shake their hands and run into the building*

Car: You’re gonna need it.

*Cues to Batsmith’s Secret Lair*

Batsmith: Muhhaaa!

Batsmith: With this ray, I will zap all the people in the USA, causing the population to turn into My slaves! I will rule the United States of America!

Batsmith: Muhhaaaa!

Snellie (Tied up): You brute! You tyrant! You..you coward!

Batsmith: Aw, You’re Too Kind.

Snellie: Gary will stop you! I…I know he will!

Batsmith: Sure he will.

*Door gets slammed down*

Gary: It’s over Batsmith!

Batsmith: Gary! Bill! Right on time!

Batsmith: Have you met my new henchmen army?

Batsmith: And personal servent, Charlie.

Charlie: Also a henchman.

Batsmith: Yeah Yeah Whatever.

Gary: What did you have to pay for that?

Batsmith: Well, it was, let’s see here…OH THAT’S BESIDES THE POINT!

*BEEP*

*A cage falls on top of the duo*

Gary: Drat.

Bill: *Snaps*

Batsmith: You aren’t very talkative are you?

Bill: *Shakes head, no*

Batsmith: Alright then.

Batsmith: Well, I’m just going to explain what the heck this is.

A LONG EXPLANATION LATER

Batsmith: And that’s what it does.

Batsmith: Hey, where did you…

Batsmith:...GO?

*Batsmith gets hit with a frying pan*

*Batsmith falls over*

*Gary and Bill untie Snellie*

Batsmith: Get them!

*The henchmen go after Gary and Bill, Gary and Bill attack and defend Snellie*

Batsmith: Get them you fools!

Charlie: Dah, You’re gonna die punk.

Gary: Oh no I aint.

PUNCH!

*Charlie falls over*

Charlie: Ow. Uh…What just happened?

Gary: THIS!

POW!

*Charlie is knocked out*

Gary: Bill! Destroy the machine. I’ll fend off the guards!

Bill: *Shakes head*

*Bill Kicks the machine, causing the machine to break.*

Batsmith: NOOOOO!

*Batsmith runs over to his Self-Destruct Button*

*BEEP*

SELF DESTRUCTION ACTIVATED

YOU HAVE 1 MINUTE TO ESCAPE

Batsmith: Goodbye Gary! Muhhaaaa!

Batsmith: Come on Charlie.

Charlie: Yes Boss.

*Batsmith and Charlie runs out one end, the gang runs out the other*

*KABOOM!*

Car: Well, that was a big explosion.

Car: Where’s Batsmith?

Gary: He got away.

Car: Well, at least you’re all save.

*Up in Sky*

Batsmith: Well, we got away.

Charlie: Ooh! A cave of wonders!

Batsmith: NO CHARLIE THAT’S A…

*SLAM!*

Batsmith:…Police Car.

William Britsnail: Good job Gary and Bill.

Gary: For what?

Bill: Yeah.

Gary: You can talk?

Bill: I talk sometimes.

William Britsnail: Batsmith flew his helicopter into our Police Truck.

Gary: Oh.

William Britsnail: Good job Chaps. You’ve made the Agency proud. Over and out.

*Gary turns off Watch*

Gary: So…

*Snellie grabs Gary and kisses him*

Gary: Aww.

*Ending music*

THE END

AN ACTION THEATER PRODUCTION

*fade-out*

Gary: Thanks for tooning into Action Theater. Goodnight.

*Fade-out*

THE END

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Damn, I almost forgot about this. EPISODE 18 AWAY!

Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures

Episode 18- The Most Random Episode Ever

Gary: What the hell, nawh?

Bill: Why are you so angry?

Gary: Who came up with an Episode Title like that?

Bill: It’s supposed to be “The Most Random Episode Ever”

(Gary pulls Bill over to him)

Gary: BILL! LOOK AT THE POSSIBILITYS!

Bill: What possiblitys?

Gary: We got to make this The Best Episode We Have Ever Made!

Bill: Why?

Gary: *facepalms*

Gary: Why make an episode random when you can make it good!

Bill Snail: Tushe.

Snelly: What is going on here?

Bill: Gary has gone nuts and wants to make this The Best Episode Ever even though the title is The Most Random Episode Ever!

Gary: Hey!

Bill: Sorry buddy.

Snelly: Why don’t you just keep doing what you’re doing now and make this The Most Random Episode Ever?

Bill: He won’t except that.

Gary: Hey! Again!

Bill: Sorry, just telling the truth. Besides, we don’t even have a plot to surround the episode with.

Gary: I don’t care! Let’s get this started!

TOM: Hey. What’s up peeps?

Bill: What are you here for? And who are you?

TOM: I’m TOM…

(Bill just stares)

TOM: The TOONAMI Robot.

Bill: Oh Yeah. Love your block.

TOM: Thanks. I just wanted to know what you were doing.

Gary: STALKER!!!!!

(Gary pulls out a huge bazooka)

TOM: What the?

(BOOM!)

Bill: Sorry TOM. He’s been a little crazy recently.

TOM: It’s fine.

(Falls into dust)

TOM: Ow.

SpongeBob and The Rest of The “SpongeBob and His Friends crew: Hey Gary! Just wanted to check up on you!

Bill: Run. Now.

(BOOM!)

SpongeBob and His Friends Gang: Ow.

Bill: I warned yah.

Bill: Let’s just end this episode before this gets any worse.

(Pulls THAT’S ALL FOLKS! Title/end card out of nowhere with a piece of string attached to the card itself.)

THAT’S ALL FOLKS!

TRIVIA WITH CNF1: This has sure been a really random episode. Even randomer than Episode 9 and 10. Oh Well. Good day mates. Also, this is the first time the episode went out with a bang with the THAT’S ALL FOLKS! End card. It usually ends with the THE END! End card. Goodbye now. (Cue Smiley Face)

THAT’S ALL FOLKS!

THE END!

FADE TO BLACK

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It's time. After a little bit of a delay, here's Episode 19

Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures

Episode 19- Gary’s Talk Show

(NOTE: All dialogue from Genndy Tartakovsky is false. This is a fake interview. I did not meet him, nor did I review him. This for the enjoyment of my show’s fans to have an actual person be on my show instead of making up some random person. Do NOT take any of this dialogue seriously, as it is all supposed to be funny. If I offend anyone, I’m very sorry. Thank you for understanding.)

Director: Alright! Quiet on the Set!

Director: We’re going live in 3

Director: 2

Director: 1

ON-AIR

Gary: Hello and Welcome to Gary’s Talk Show starring me!

Gary: Tonight’s guest star is Genndy Tartakovsky, creator of Dexter’s Laboratory, Sym-Bionic Titan, Samurai Jack, and director of the upcoming movie, Hotel Transylvania!

Genndy: Glad to be here.

Gary: So, Genndy, how is it working on Hotel Transylvania?

Genndy: Eh, it’s pretty good. If they didn’t cast me as director though, I don’t know if it would be good or not.

Gary: Are you glad that the new trailer switched the focus to Mavis?

Genndy: Yeah, I guess so.

Gary: Alright, shall we switch the focus to some of your CN shows?

Genndy: I’d be fine with that.

Gary: Alright then.

Gary: Let’s talk about that Samurai Jack movie. How’s everything going with that?

Genndy: Still working on it.

Gary: Will the series ever get finished?

Genndy: Not sure. If CN wants more episodes, I’d probably agree to it.

Gary: Alright then, let’s switch the focus to Dexter’s Laboratory.

Genndy: Fine by me.

Gary: Are you aware that Dexter’s Laboratory recently returned to CN on a block called Cartoon Planet?

Genndy: No, actually, I wasn’t aware of it.

Gary: Now here’s a big question.

Genndy: Fire away.

Gary: Will Dexter’s Rude Removal EVER be released to the public?

Genndy: …

Gary: Umm…Was that a Yes or No?

Genndy: …Well, why don’t we show it here?

Gary: SERIOUSLY?

Gary: I mean, sure.

*Genndy pops in the film reel*

Film: 3

Film: 2

Film: 1

*Pause*

Film: THIS FILM CANNOT BE PLAYED DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.

Gary: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Gary: Oh well. The search continues.

Gary: Well, that’s all the time we have for today. Any last words, Genndy?

Genndy: Thanks for watching!

Gary: Alright then. Make sure to see Hotel Transylvania in theaters September 28, 2012 and to watch Dexter’s Laboratory on Cartoon Planet, Fridays at 8/7c on CN!

Gary and Genndy: Bye!

Director: And CUT!

THE END!

TRIVIA WITH CNF1: Hmm. Interesting episode. Real person interview. That’s a first. But something tells me this isn’t real. I don’t know why. (Cue winking smile)

THE END!

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