Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

Thanks teenj!

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

Thought I'd pop this into the marathon:

CNF1: Here's a special treat!

CNF1: A Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures Short!

Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures

Short 4 - The DVD In The Making

Gary: Welcome folks to a very special Season 1 DVD exclusive short!

Gary: THE DVD IN THE MAKING!

Gary: Today, we will present how we made the DVD you hold in your hands right now!

Gary: Or maybe it's on your coffee table...or is it on a computer?

Gary: No matter, we're gonna show you anyway.

Gary: First, we get everything all together.

Gary: Then we burn it on this master disc.

*Breaks in half*

Gary: Good thing we made copies.

Gary: And then we makes copies off of the master to sell to the public.

Gary: And whala! The DVD is made!

*The room explodes*

Gary:...oh shit.

Gary: HEY VALUABLE CUSTOMER!

Gary: WE NEED TO BUY THAT DISC BACK FROM YOU!

Gary: I'll give you...

*pulls money out of pocket*

Gary: 100 dollars!

*Customer shakes his head no*

Gary: Fine, 200 dollars!

*Customer shakes his head no*

Gary: A Million? A Billion? A GAZILLIAN???

*Customer shakes his head no*

Gary: A banana?

*Customer shakes his head yes*

Gary: Okay.

*Gary gives the customer the banana, customer gives Gary the disc*

Gary: Heh Heh. Sucker. *Grins*

THE END!

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[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

Just a reminder that the Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures Christmas Special premieres December 25th on SBC Spin-Off and Lits!

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

You've waited so long, now you're wait is over. Here's the Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures Christmas Special!

Gary The Snail's Undersea Special!

Episode 29 - A Gary The Snail Undersea Christmas

Gary: Merry Christmas Everyone!

Bill: *waking up* What's going on?

Gary: It's our Christmas Celebration Bill!

Bill: Gary, it's 4 in the morning. Go back to bed.

Gary: But don't you want to see what yah got from Santa.

Bill: Ugh. Fine.

*Bill gets up; slithers to the tree*

*Gary and Bill look through the presents for a gift from Santa, finding nothing*

Bill: Well that was a waste of time.

Gary: I don't understand. Where's the gift from Santa?

Bill: I guess we're just too old for him now.

*Gary starts dragging Bill to the door*

Bill: Hey hey hey, where are we going?

Gary: Where do you think? SANTA'S WORKSHOP!

Bill: Oh brother.

*Bill continues to be dragged out the door*

Bill: Gary, how do you expect us to get there?

Gary: Easy! We'll use the flying car I got from the Easter Bunny!

*Garage opens up*

Bill: How come I don't remember you-

Gary: *sweating* Never mind that, let's go!

Narrator: So Gary and Bill get into their flying car, in hopes to find the one called Santa Claus.

*Car takes off*

Narrator: But back down in their little home lies Snellie, Snobby, Gizmo, Goober, and Grandpa, all still snug in their beds.

Narrator: But wait, I see their waking up, let's see their reactions...

Snellie: *yawns*

Snellie: Everyone, get up! It's Christmas!

Snobby: Argh, leave me alone, I'm tired.

Snellie: Don't you want to see your presents guys?

Gizmo: Alright.

Goober: Meep.

*Everyone gets up*

*They search for presents from Santa, to no prevail*

Grandpa: What? No presents from Santa?

Grandpa: Well guys, we're going to the North Pole to talk to that Jolly Ole Fella.

*The snails slither outside*

Grandpa: We'll take my flying machine!

*Everyone gets into the flying machine*

*Flying Machine takes off*

Narrator: Oh brother.

*We cue back to Gary and Bill landing at the North Pole*

*Gary and Bill enter the North Pole*

Gary: Wow, this...is...wonderful.

Bill: Alright let's find Santa.

*Bill slithers over to an Elf*

Bill: Excuse me sir?

Elf: Oh yes?

Bill: Do you know where Santa is?

Elf: Up the stairs, to your right.

Bill: Thanks.

*Cues to Gary and Bill barging into Santa's office*

Gary: Santa Santa Santa!

Santa: What what what?

Gary: Presents presents presents!

Santa: Yes yes yes?

Gary: None none none!

Santa: On with it boy!

*Gary and Bill rapidly speak jiberish*

*Santa grabs their lips as the rest of the gang barges in*

Snellie: Santa Santa Santa!

Santa: Sigh.

*More random jiberish is heard from the rest of the gang*

Santa: CALM DOWN EVERYONE!

*Everyone shuts up*

Santa: Ho ho ho, never seen such a bunch like this.

Santa: Now, what is the problem?

Entire Gang: NO PRESENTS!

Santa: What???

*nearly has heart attack*

Santa: JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jill: Yes sir?

Santa: These poor creatures say that we didn't give presents for them.

Jill: But sir, I checked the list, everyone got their presents.

*Santa checks the list again*

Santa: Aha!

Santa: *points to their names* Someone must have gotten drunk on eggnog last night...

Jill: Oh crap.

Santa: *Hands out their presents* There yah go!

*Everyone opens up their presents with glee*

Entire Gang: Thank you Santa!

Santa: Ho ho ho! You're very welcome!

*The gang is seen in Santa's sleigh, being dropped off by Santa at their house, along with the 2 flying machines*

Gary: Thank you so much Santa for the wonderful gifts!

Santa: You're very welcome Gary.

Santa: Alright, I must be going. Need to relax with the Mrs.

*Santa mushes the reindeer to move*

Everyone: Bye Santa! *waves*

Santa: *in sky* Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas to All and To All A Good Night! *waves down below*

*Christmas music plays in the background*

THE END

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[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

I decided to bring yah a special gift. A brand new short! (Note, it's all for fun. But if you do get offended, you have been warned)

Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures

Short 6 - Noel

NOTE: This short is semi-religious. If you are offended by this, please do not read. The short is meant for play and fun, not to be entirely religious.

Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel

Born is the King of Israel.

*We pan out to see Mary and Joseph sitting near Baby Jesus*

*We then cue to the main Star in the sky*

*We then cue to the Three Kings, played by Gary, Bill, and Snobby*

Snobby: Ugh, this is taking forever, when will we ever get there.

Gary: We'll get to the Manger eventually.

Bill: How much longer.

Gary: I cannot say.

Gary: But let's continue on, the star in the sky will help us on our way.

*We see the gang overcoming obstacles along their way*

*We eventually see the Three Kings make their way to the Manger*

*They lay gifts near the Baby Jesus*

*The gang then proceeds to sing Silent Night, as we fade out of the cartoon*

Silent night, holy night

All is calm, all is bright

Round yon Virgin Mother and Child

Holy Infant so tender and mild

Sleep in heavenly peace

Sleep in heavenly peace

THE END

FADE TO BLACK

[TJ]

Really nice Christmas special. It was entertaining, simple, and to the point. The short wasn't bad either .

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

Thanks teenj!

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

THE FIRST PART OF THE EPIC CROSSOVER IS HERE

AND NOW, A SPECIAL ACTION SATURDAYS PRESENTATION

BOT: Hey peeps, what's up?

BOT: I just got to the studio for this special presentation.

BOT: Tonight, what you've been waiting for.

BOT: The GTSUA-SAHF Crossover!

BOT: It premieres right now, on Action Saturdays.

GARY THE SNAIL'S UNDERSEA ADVENTURES

ACTION SATURDAYS

*fade-out*

Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures

Episode 25 - Some Crossover We Don't Care About Part 1

LAST TIME ON SPONGEBOB AND HIS FRIENDS

Doctor Jim: Well SpongeBob, I think the Mystery Man finally has us beat.

Doctor Jim: There's no way we'll be able to take them on with just the two of us.

SpongeBob: We can't just stand here and do nothing!

SpongeBob: We must take action!

Dr. Squid: Don't just sit there you idiot!

Dr. Squid: We need to strike!

Mystery Man: They'll be back. They'll be back.

SpongeBob: Prepare for the fight of your life Mystery Man!

*SpongeBob attacks Mystery Man*

*Doctor Jim runs to the control panel and pushes the self-destruct button*

Mystery Man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

*The cave explodes*

Mystery Man: This is not the end SpongeBob.

Mystery Man: ...In fact...It is time.

*dramatic music plays*

THE END IS NEAR

BUT SOME FRIENDS HAVE COME TO HELP

*cues to Gary's home*

Gary: *Yawns* Boy, oh boy, I'm super tired.

Snellie: Then go back to bed sweetie, it's only 4 in the morning.

Bill: Yeah, you just woke me up from...yeah I don't wanna talk about it.

*A random portal appears at the front door*

Gary: What the hell is that?

Bill: I don't know, but I don't think we should go near it.

All of the sudden, the portal starts sucking up the gang.

Gary: What the...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Snellie: Gary!

*The rest of the gang get sucked up by the portal; Grandpa still sleeping*

*The snails land in a dark area*

Gary: What the hell?

Gary: This isn't my Batman cup.

Bill: Enough with the jokes.

*Silence*

Bill: Guys...

Bill: I don't think we're at home anymore.

*The lights flicker on to reveal a yawning...SPONGEBOB???*

SpongeBob: *Yawn* Patrick would you...

*SpongeBob and the snails just stare at each other*

SpongeBob: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Gary: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Grandpa: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Doctor Jim: What the hell is all the-

Doctor Jim: Who the heck are these guys.

Gary: I'd like to ask the same thing.

Doctor Jim: Woah...they talk?

SpongeBob: Wait a minute...Gary?

Gary: I'm surprised you didn't figure this out sooner.

*The rest of the SAHF gang wakes up*

Squidward: What's all the-

Squidward: Um...who are these people?

SpongeBob: Well one is my snail Gary.

SpongeBob: *looks closer* Wait a minute...these are his friends?

Bill: Bingo.

Snellie: Well I wouldn't say friends for me.

Gary: Hehheh..

Doctor Jim: How on earth did you get here?

Gary: There was this portal that sucked us and transported us here.

Random Voice: That is right, because you are needed Gary and friends.

Gary: Who said that?

Random Voice: I did.

Gary: Who?

Random Voice: I-oh forget it.

Random Voice: Here, you were teleported here because SpongeBob and friends need help to defeat the Mystery Man. The time has come to take him down.

Doctor Jim: Already?

Doctor Jim: But I thought we'd-

Random Voice: No. It is time.

Random Voice: You must get prepared, I sense a war coming...

Random Voice: Good luck my friends!

*Random Voice disapears*

Doctor Jim:...It's time.

*At Mystery Man's lab*

Mystery Man: *loses grip on Coffee mug*

Dr. Squid: What is it Mystery Man.

Mystery Man: ...It's time.

*Dr. Squid appears shocked as dramatic music plays and fades-out of the show*

THE END OF PART 1

TO BE CONTINUED INTO SPONGEBOB AND HIS FRIENDS...

FADE TO BLACK

BOT: It's time.

BOT: We'll see you in a bit with Part 2 of the exciting crossover!

ACTION SATURDAYS

(The 2nd part should arrive later tonight;if not, tomorrow.)

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

YOU HAVE WAITED SINCE EVER SINCE OCTOBER FOR NEW WEEKLY EPISODES. GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT...

GARY THE SNAIL'S UNDERSEA ADVENTURES RETURNS TODAY WITH BRAND NEW EPISODES!

Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures

Episode 30 - Looney Snails

Gary: Eh, what's up docs?

Gary: As our first regular episode of the season, we thought we'd do a little spoof.

Gary: Here's Looney Snails!

*fade-out*

*fade-in*

WARNER SNAILS CARTOONS

A LOONEY SNAILS CARTOON

Snails Seasoning

Snobby Fudd: Shhh. Be very very quiet. I'm hunting snails. *Laughs*

*keeps tip-toeing*

Gary Snail: Eh, what's up doc?

Snobby Fudd: Remind me why I signed up for this. *Sighs*

Gary Snail: Shut it, we've got a cartoon to film!

Bill Snail: You're despicable.

Gary Snail: Dude, we haven't gotten to your line yet.

Snobby Fudd: This is such a fail.

Gary Snail: CUT!

Gary Snail: Alright, let's try this again.

Gary Snail: Start rolling!

Gary Snail: Eh, what's up doc?

Snobby Fudd: I've got you now you screwy snail!

*Shoots and misses*

Gary Snail: Missed me doc!

Bill Snail: How could you miss him?

Bill Snail: He was standing right next to you!

Bill Snail: This is an outrage!

*Snobby shoots Bill*

Bill Snail: What the heck was that for?

Gary Snail: *snickers*

Bill Snail: You're despicable.

*Studio falls apart randomly*

Gary Snail: BRACE FOR IMPACT!

*Studio sakes and completely brakes*

*Gary, Bill, and Snobby emerge from the rubble of the studio*

Gary Snail: ...Cut!

*fade-out*

*Looney Tunes ending music plays*

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

FADE TO BLACK

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

NEW EPISODE UPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures

Episode 31 - Happy Birthday to You!

Snellie: Sweetie...Sweetie...Get up...

Gary: *wakes up*Huh what?

Snellie: Happy Birthday Garebear.

*kisses Gary on the cheek*

Gary: Oh yeah, my Birthday's today.

Snellie: Come on out of bed, your party is downstairs!

*Snellie and Gary go downstairs*

*The whole gang jumps out and surprises Gary*

The Gang: Surprise! Happy Birthday Gary!

Gary: Aw thx guys, you shouldn't have.

Snobby: Want us to take all this back?

*Bill hits Snobby in the stomach, signaling him to shut up*

Snobby: Alright alright.

Snellie: Breakfast time everyone!

*The gang sits down to a wonderful breakfast*

* A grenade gets chucked into the home*

Gary: What the-

*BOOM!*

*House explodes*

Gary: Well this is a cheery way to start out a birthday.

*cues to Bikini Bottom Park*

Snellie: Alright everyone, present time!

Gary: Oh great, what shall happen this time?

Snellie: Oh stop being such a party pooper and open up your gifts!

*Gary opens up Gizmo's gift*

*It's a bomb already lite*

Gary: Sigh.

*BOOM!*

*We see the park all blown up*

Police: *walks over to Gary* Tsk tsk tsk. *Gives Gary a ticket*

*walks away*

Gary: *facepalm*

*At home*

Gary: Is the home almost ready?

Snellie: Almost!

Bill: According to the script it should be done in 5...4...3...2...1...

*BOOM!*

*House is seen destroyed*

Gary: Alright Cut!

Gary: I'm giving the writer of this a piece of my mind damnit!

Writer: Whoa Gary settle down. Gary! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*Gary punches the writer severely*

Gary: Well, the deed is done.

Writer: Oooooooow.

*Silence*

Gizmo: So what now?

*Silence*

THE END!

FADE TO BLACK

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

A Valentine's present from me to you. A special lovey dovey Valentine's Day GTSUA short...with a little action too.

Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures

Short 7 - Valentine's Day Massacre

Perch Perkins: Yesterday at 8am, residents of Bikini Bottom were blown to pieces by a mysterious man named The Heart Man-

Gary: What you just head is completely true.

Gary: But we've cut out the final part of the newscast so that you won't be spoiled.

Gary: Now, let's go back into the past on that day, which was on Valentine's Day as a matter of fact.

Gary: This is our story.

*title appears*

DATELINE 8AM VALENTINE'S DAY

*Gary and friends are at the Valentine's Day Carnival*

Gary: Ah, what a wonderful day for a carnival, am I right?

Snellie: You sure are sweety.

*Gary and Snellie kiss*

Snobby: Ew.

Gary: Oh shut up.

*The gang sees a man dressed up as a heart terrorizing the carnival*

*We see the heart man blowing some of the fish to pieces*

Gary: Oh no! Someone is wrecking the carnival!

Gary: Come on gang, we need to stop him!

*The gang moves over to the heart man*

Gary: Stop right there evildoer!

Heart Man: Move out of the way or get blown to pieces!

Gary: Alright, but before you do, how about some love?

*The gang starts throwing hearts at the heart man*

Heart Man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*explodes*

Crowd of Fish: Hooray!

Gary: We did it!

Snellie: We sure did Gary.

*The two kiss*

*the screen is paused*

Gary: Yah see, everyone was alright in the end.

Gary: Though you probably expected that right?

Narrator: SO ONCE AGAIN THE DAY IS SAVED.

Narrator: THANKS TO THE POWER OF LOVE!

THE END!

FADE TO BLACK

[So Sejima]

*Rigby pops out of the bushes*

Rigby: Give me candy lady!

*Fish screams and slams the door*

Rigby: Aw man.

Rigby:…oh shoot wrong show.

*Rigby walks away*

dude i know this is a late response, but that was funny!

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

Thanks man.

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures will be taking a short hiatus(just this week) while we begin production on a few more episodes from now until next Wednesday. See you all next week!

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

We're back!

Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures

Episode 32 - Mom and Pa Are Back!

*We here an alarm go off*

*Gary wakes up from his slumber*

Gary: *yawns* Ah, today is the big day!

Gary: *Rips off previous day on the calendar* Today is the day Ma and Pa are coming to visit!

*Bill wakes up*

Bill: Dawg, did yah really have to wake me up, it's 6 in da morning. I need my beauty sleep.

Gary: But I need to get ready! My parents are coming!

Bill: Oh great. Let's hope they don't want to stay again forever...

Gary: It's just a visit dude. Lighten up!

Bill: *mumbles* Fine whatever. *falls back to sleep*

*We then hear a voice from downstairs*

Ma: We're hereeeeeeeeee!

Gary: My parents are here!

*Gary zooms downstairs*

Bill: Seriously? At 6 in the morning?

Gary: Bill, come on downstairs!

Bill: Ugh. Fine.

*Bill heads downstairs slowly*

Ma: Hey there Bill!

Bill: Hey.

Pa: Still a little sleepy partner? *laughs and slaps Bill on the shell* (Don't ask how)

Bill: *looking pissed*

Gary: Why don't I show you guys where you will be sleeping?

*Gary, Ma, and Pa head upstairs*

Bill: This is going to be torture. *Heads upstairs*

*Cues to breakfast the next morning*

Gary: Breakfast is-

Ma: Here let me help you darling.

Ma: BREAKFAST IS READYYYYY!

*All the snails slither down, looking pissed that there slumber was disturbed*

Bill: I told you audience this would be torture.

*Days flies by*

*We reach the day Gary's parents have to leave*

Ma: Well son, it's time to go.

Pa: We'll see you again soon...

*The parents walk out glumly to the cab*

Gary: Wait!

*Parents look back*

Gary: Do you guys want to stay with us for one more week?

*Ma and Pa look at each other*

Ma and Pa: SURE!

*The rest of the snails grumble in disappointment*

Bill: Here we go again. *rolls eyeballs*

*We go through a montage of the torture they experience throughout the next week, and the next week, and the next week...*

Bill: *Grabs Gary* YOU-NEED-TO-KICK-YOUR-PARENTS-OUT!

Other Snails: Yeah!

Grandpa: How the hell did I ever raise that girl...*falls to sleep*

Bill: It's driving us nuts!

Snobby: You better do it today boy!

Gary: Ok ok ok, I'll...I'll tell them tonight.

Later that day...

Gary: Um...ma...pa?

Ma and Pa: Yes son?

Gary: Sigh.

Ma: What's wrong sugarplum?

Gary:...You're driving us all nuts.

Gary: We need you to leave...please.

Gary: It's not that we don't want you, it's just that we...well...just need a break from you guys, you know?

Ma: I understand son.

Pa: Honestly son we've been trying to get you to do this for years!

Gary:...What.

Ma and Pa: *At door* Bye son!

*Slams door*

Gary:...What.

THE END!

FADE TO BLACK

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures

Episode 33 - Studio Tour

Gary: Hello everyone!

Gary: Welcome to Gary's Studio Tour!

Gary: Today, we're going to take you around the studio, you know, show yah around and stuff.

*Cues to the set*

Gary: This here is the set, where we film every GTSUA episode!

Tourist 1: This is boring.

*Throws an aluminum can at the set*

*Set starts on fire*

Gary: *looks mad at Tourist 1* Let's move on...

Gary: An interesting fact is that this studio is used for production for other shows, like SAHF and Break A Leg!

*Cues to Break A Leg! set*

Fred: No No NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Black curtain is put up on the windows of the studio tour car*

Tourists: Aw.

Gary: Sorry! Don't wanna spoil yah!

Gary: Moving on...

*Cues to Cafeteria entrance*

Gary: This here is the Cafeteria's entrance. This is where all our stars can eat when they're on their lunch breaks.

*Cues inside of cafeteria*

SpongeBob: Hmm what should I get...

SpongeBob: Oh hai Gary!!!!!

*SpongeBob knocks everything over, causing chaos in the cafeteria*

Gary: Maybe we should move on now...

*Cues to the exit*

Gary: And this is the end of the tour! Thanks for joining us and we hope to see you again real soon!

*Tourists walk off the car*

Tourist 2: That was kinda stupid.

Tourist 3: Everything went wrong!

Tourist 1: You gotta admit though, the burning of the GTSUA set was pretty cool though.

Tourist 2: Yeah I guess.

*Tourists walk out of view*

Gary: ...Everyone is a critic now in days.

THE END!

FADE TO BLACK

[So Sejima]

Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures

Episode 33 - Studio Tour

Gary: Hello everyone!

Gary: Welcome to Gary's Studio Tour!

Gary: Today, we're going to take you around the studio, you know, show yah around and stuff.

*Cues to the set*

Gary: This here is the set, where we film every GTSUA episode!

Tourist 1: This is boring.

*Throws an aluminum can at the set*

*Set starts on fire*

Gary: *looks mad at Tourist 1* Let's move on...

Gary: An interesting fact is that this studio is used for production for other shows, like SAHF and Break A Leg!

*Cues to Break A Leg! set*

Fred: No No NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Black curtain is put up on the windows of the studio tour car*

Tourists: Aw.

Gary: Sorry! Don't wanna spoil yah!

Gary: Moving on...

*Cues to Cafeteria entrance*

Gary: This here is the Cafeteria's entrance. This is where all our stars can eat when they're on their lunch breaks.

*Cues inside of cafeteria*

SpongeBob: Hmm what should I get...

SpongeBob: Oh hai Gary!!!!!

*SpongeBob knocks everything over, causing chaos in the cafeteria*

Gary: Maybe we should move on now...

*Cues to the exit*

Gary: And this is the end of the tour! Thanks for joining us and we hope to see you again real soon!

*Tourists walk off the car*

Tourist 2: That was kinda stupid.

Tourist 3: Everything went wrong!

Tourist 1: You gotta admit though, the burning of the GTSUA set was pretty cool though.

Tourist 2: Yeah I guess.

*Tourists walk out of view*

Gary: ...Everyone is a critic now in days.

THE END!

FADE TO BLACK

tourist 4: we all like break a legs set better than that one!

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

Sorry for the delay, new episode is here:

Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures

Episode 35 - Movie Theater Action Night Bonanza!

Gary: Come on guys, we've got to get to the local theater, it's Action Night!

Snellie: Hold on, let me put on my makeup.

Goober: Meep Meep.

*We see Snobby getting pampered by stylists

Snobby: Ugh, will they hurry up already?

*Butler holds out a plate of Brie Cheese*

Snobby: Oh yes I'd love some Brie thank you.

*He eats the brie*

Bill: *rolls eyes*

Snellie: Alright we're ready!

*We look up to see Gizmo and Snellie looking hot tonight*

Gary: Hot damn, you look great Snellie.

Snellie: Thanks sweety.

Bill: *looking at Gizmo* Um...um...um...

Gizmo: How do I look Bill?

Bill: Um...Um...

Gary: Alright let's head on out gang!

Gary: You sure you don't want to come Grandpa?

Grandpa Snail: Oh no, I can't stand the noise there. You kids have a good time!

Gary: See yah!

*Gary closes the door*

*Gary and the gang head to the movie theater, and enter it*

Movie Theater Attendant 1: Hey look who's here!

Movie Theater Attendant 2: The party just got started!

Gary: Hey guys.

Movie Theater Attendant 1: Movie's in Theater 9 tonight guys, enjoy.

Movie Theater Attendant 2: We know we will. *laughs*

*Gary and friends are seen entering Theater 9*

*5 hours later*

*Gary and friends exit Theater 9*

Gary: Ah, what a fun night, am I right?

Bill: Sure was.

*Gary and the gang get back into the car, but Gizmo pulls Gary to the side*

Gizmo: Bill...there's something I've been wanting to-

*Bill kisses Gizmo*

Gizmo: ...How...How did you know?

Bill: I didn't. I just like you.

*They kiss again*

A NEW COUPLE EH? KEEP TUNING IN TO GARY THE SNAIL'S UNDERSEA ADVENTURES TO SEE HOW THIS COUPLE TURNS OUT!

THE END

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[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

New episode woohoo!

Gary The Snail's Undersea Adventures

Episode 36 - The Play

Snellie: Play set to start in a minute.

Snellie: Everyone ready?

Gary: Ready!

Bill: Ready!

Snobby: Just get on with it already!

*Curtain rises*

Gary: Take me out to the ballgame! Take me out to the-

Bill: Popcorn! Popcorn for sale! Popcorn!

Gary: Hey you!

Bill: What?

Gary: Get off the stage, you're interrupting the show!

Bill: Oh I apologize. Say, you're a St. Louie player aren't yah?

Snobby: *mumbles*Why the hell was I even casted, I'm doing nothing!

Gary: *mumbles to Snobby* Shut up Snobby!

Gary: *clears throat* Anyway...

*Bill stares blankly at Gary for 5 seconds*

Bill: Oh right!

Audience Snail #1: This is the worst play I've ever seen.

Gary: ANYWAY!

*Marriage music goes on and a priest, SpongeBob, and Sandy walk in*

Gary: WTF?

Priest: We are gathered here today to-

Gary: What the hell are you doing here! Snellie, I thought we rented out the theater!

Snellie: We did darling! I swear!

Priest: Isn't this a church?

Gary: Screw this, I'm out!

*Gary storms out*

Audience Snail #2: THIS PLAY SUCKS!

*Audience storms out*

Priest: I didn't know this was a play.

THE END!

FADE TO BLACK

[TJ]

Just caught up on S3. Really good episodes I must say .