Ask Jeeves

[Old Man Jenkins]

I find joy in messing with the Sauce Mama.

[Sauce Mama]

Heh, good point. So what is your favorite fruit?

[Old Man Jenkins]

Either Apples or Papayas.

[Sauce Mama]

What's your favorite food in general?

[CDCB]

Is my opinion really as irrelevant as your signature suggests?

[Old Man Jenkins]

Sauce Mama: I guess pizza, or Korean food.

CDCB: Thank you.

[CDCB]

Have you ever had or wanted a beard like that guy in your siggy?

[Old Man Jenkins]

It'd be quite something for me to have, but I don't do beards as much as the next guy.

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I do not do beards at all, thank y'all very much.

What's your opinion on this:

[CDCB]

Will you pay for the damages Patrick did to my signature?

[Old Man Jenkins]

Eden: Indifferent.

CDCB: I would, but I'm FILTHY STINKIN RICH!

[CDCB]

Why did you just quote Squilliam?

[Old Man Jenkins]

It's what I do, kind sir.

[CDCB]

I asked Termi this, so I thought I'd ask you too:

If I offered you all 546 VHS tapes in my collection, how much would you be willing to pay for them?

[Sauce Mama]

Would you like to take a ride in my balloon/casino?

[Old Man Jenkins]

CD: I'LL GIVE YOU A MILLION DOLLARS FOR THAT HAT!

Smiles: I have a bad feeling in the pit of me wallet.

[Sauce Mama]

Do you ever get sick of ask threads?

[Old Man Jenkins]

They can get tiring after a while, but they're more or less fun to do.

[Sauce Mama]

Let's go surfing' now, everybody's learning how! C'mon a safari with meeeeeee! Will you?

[Old Man Jenkins]

I don't see why not.