Ask Jeeves

[Sauce Mama]

How many rainbows do you think you've seen in Hawaii?

[Old Man Jenkins]

More than I can count, trust me.

[Sauce Mama]

More than I can count, trust me.

Pffffffft. Lucky.

Did you know that when I was like three or four my parents only let me watch Rugrats when Angelica wasn't on because they didn't want be exposed to her brattiness?

[Old Man Jenkins]

This is news to me.

[Sauce Mama]

(God forbid) If your house was on fire and you had to grab three things, what would you grab?

[Old Man Jenkins]

My dog, my PS3 and my games. I have an indomitable will.

[Sauce Mama]

Awww what kind of dog is he/she?

[Old Man Jenkins]

A black Labrador/Husky.

[Sauce Mama]

A-HA! GOTCHA! Where were you on the day of today??

[Old Man Jenkins]

Here, more or less.

[Sauce Mama]

That's just what they want you to think....

[Old Man Jenkins]

Questions, Sauce Mama! Questions?!

[Sauce Mama]

Oh yeah... haha. What are some of your biggest pet peeves?

[Old Man Jenkins]

Beside you not asking me questions? I kid. My main pet peeve has to be loud people. God knows how many times I almost got into it with a bunch of class dumbasses in school because they're so goddamn annoying in how they need to hear themselves talk. I may sound like a bit of a hypocrite saying that, but it's true. That and people who don't clean up after themselves in theaters.

[SG19]

How good of a surfer are you?

[Sauce Mama]

Turn offs? (I'm just going off my ask list here.)

[Old Man Jenkins]

Not good enough, SG, not good enough.

Sauce: Sloppy, loose chicks. Loudmouths. Curly hair.

[Sauce Mama]

How often do you take strolls along the beach?

[Old Man Jenkins]

Not as often as before. I would go beach at least three times a week. Now, not so much.

[Sauce Mama]

Reg: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?