Ask Jeeves

[Sauce Mama]

I am most definitely not pink and fat.

I didn't say you were. But then again I don't even know what you look like lol. JK

[Old Man Jenkins]

Can you say that in the form of a question?

[Sauce Mama]

Can you say that in the form of a question?

Hahaha ok. What do you look like, Mister OMJ?

[Old Man Jenkins]

I am however you perceive me to be.

[Sauce Mama]

Easy come easy go, little high, little low.

[Old Man Jenkins]

Can say that in the form of a question?

[Sauce Mama]

Can say that in the form of a question?

Well it's your ask thread, so be my guest!

[Old Man Jenkins]

Yes you, waaaaay in the back!

[Sauce Mama]

Yes you, waaaaay in the back!

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii OMJ.

[Old Man Jenkins]

Hi, loser.

You, over there!

[Sauce Mama]

Hi, loser.

You, over there!

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii OMJ.

[Old Man Jenkins]

Waah waah waah.

[Sauce Mama]

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR 9000 POSTS OMJ!!

[Know-It-All Kid]

Can I break the combo for you?

[Old Man Jenkins]

Why thank you for living up to that promise. And yes you may, Steel.

[Sauce Mama]

That lemon has three seeds in it. THAT'S AN ODD NUMBER!! I can't eat anything odd numbered!

[Old Man Jenkins]

I need to be sustained with questions, goshdangit!

[Sauce Mama]

OK OK! Do you find enjoyment in coming to my ask thread?

[Old Man Jenkins]

Yes, quite.

[Sauce Mama]

And why do find "enjoyment" out of my ask thread, Mister OMJ?