Ron Posted June 26, 2011 Author Share Posted June 26, 2011 (S6E2) Episode 2: Let's See How Bad This Episode Can Get! This episode is rated TV-MA for offensive material, sexual themes, and coarse language Simple Minded Carrots Camp 11:54 PM While Ava, Whaleblubber, and Cody had their annual threesome in the corner, Mindy, Pablo, and Frank sat in the shelter. "We need Ginger out," Frank started. "Like right now." "No, she could be a valuable asset," said Mindy. "Yeah," Pablo agreed. "But who else can we get in our alliance?" "Bruce?" Frank suggested. "Do you want to ask him? Because I still think we need to get Ginger out." "Nah, let's wait," replied Pablo. "Let's see what they do." "Who?' "The other alliance!" They peeked out of the little square in the side of the bamboo hut, at the three spin-off stars thrusting and moaning. "What the hell is wrong with them?" Mindy asked. "They know they're being taped, right?" "Doesn't that make it porn?" "I dunno." They watched. "Ava is smart," said Frank. "Maybe we should try to recruit her." "Ewww, no," Mindy said instantaneously. "No, no, no. Not in a billion years!" ---- "Ava sounds like she's one of those sneaky, smart, alliance-flipping dirtbags," Mindy said, staring eerily into the camera. "And she threatens my girl power!" ---- As Cody and Whaleblubber got dressed back up, Ava snuck up on Mango. "Hey!" she smiled. "HEY AVA!!" And Mango hugged her. "Whale...," Cody said. "My penis is stuck in my zipper." "Yeah, my blubber is stuck in my whale," Whaleblubber said nonchalantly. "Who would you like to vote out if we lose?" Ava asked softly. "I DUNNO WHO DO YOU WANT OFF?" "Sssh," she said. "I'd like to get Whaleblubber off." "OOOOH," Mango said nodding, like it was the news of the century. "WAIT ISN'T THAT THE GUY YOU LET SHOVE HIS DICK INTO YOUR PUSSY!?!?" "Yes, and I---" "OOOH GOODY VAGINAS!" "SHUT UP MANGO!" Ava screamed, like a cat. ----- "Mango is such a wuss," Ava says to the camera. ----- Bruce was now officially a part of the opposing alliance. Ginger was now the only unaligned person out there. ----- "I don't need an alliance. I'm my own alliance. Check dat, bitches!" Ginger smiles. "I swear, I wish I was black. That Jesus guy seriously got some shit goan on!" She snaps her fingers. ----- "Yeah... I want to stay away from her," Jesus said. "Thank God... me, I mean. Thank Me that we're on separate tribes." ----- "So are we voting for Ginger?" Bruce asked his new alliance. "Hell yeah," Mindy said. She suddenly pulled down her pants, and her vagina was exposed. "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! HOLY CRAP! OH NO!" They all screamed in terror. Frank's head exploded suddenly, and they were showered with blood. "JESUS, I'M HAVING MY GODDAMN PERIOD!" screamed Mindy. They were showered with more blood. "Hey gaiz, I brought blood oranges!" And they were showered with blood... oranges. ---- "I... I don't think I can ever look at a woman the same way again," said Pablo, blinking like crazy. ---- Unknown Tribe 9:00 AM "You guys seriously sucked ass," said Log the Dog. "Like honestly, what the fuck happened up there?" They all hung their heads in shame. "I SORRY BOG," said Spongdod. "IDK WHAT HAPPEN." "It's LOG you fucking idiot." Log threw a blood orange at him. "MMM... TASTES LIKE SHIT." "But because we need to stay as a healthy alliance, we'll vote off Jesus." ----- "See, the thing is, I'm going to win," Jesus says. "My buddy Buddha says he'll put a word in for me for the big guy up there." *points to Ronald McDonald, munching on fries on a cloud in Heaven* ----- Second Challenge "OKAY!" Perch announces. "Because of the incident with Mindy's boobs yesterday, our challenge today will be WHO CAN STARE AT WINDY'S BOO--" "Mindy!" "WHO CAN STARE AT MINDY'S BOOBS THE LONGEST WINS!" So Mindy got undressed and they all had to stare. Frank, Pablo, Bruce, and Mindy herself all began to cry. "OKAY, THEY ARE OUT!" And suddenly, the Unknown Tribe was out. ------- "I don't know... I just don't know how something so.... so INHUMANE could exist like that," Jesus says, rubbing his eyes. ------ Finally, Rusty and Stuart finished up in the same place, while the rest of the Fish Hookers' heads' exploded in a ball of flames. "Now... you must stare at Cody's deformed dick!" Cody stepped up and unzipped his pants. Rusty immediately shut his eyes, but Stuart was enthralled. He kept looking for hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours. And hours. And hours, by the way. When he returned to camp he'd realized that he'd missed voting, so he raced back. A janitor was sweeping blood off the floor. "WHAT HAPPENED!?!?" he cried. "Well, when Unknown Tribe went here, they tried to vote off Jesus, so then there was a huge fight and Danny ended up getting killed." "That's terrible!" "Nah, not dat bad. Just a minor implication." "So then how did he die?" "He didn't." "But you just said..." "I say alotta things." "So who got voted out. Just please tell me." "This guy named Clay. The dude's got real Emo problems. He was cutting himself, his dick, some hooker's vagina, and even me." The janitor boasted a scrape. "That's just gum." "I know ." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 That was one of the shittiest things I've ever read. I don't know if that was the intent, but... seriously, that was terrible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 That was one of the shittiest things I've ever read. I don't know if that was the intent, but... seriously, that was terrible. indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragiiin123 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 SPIN OFF ACTION EPICHODE (SEE CHODE IS INNAPROPRIATE) 3-IM SO EDGY!!! MAGNO WENT UP TO NIRVANA (RESEARCH I DO NONE) AND SEX SEX RAPE FUCK SHIT DICKS BALLS AND THEN WAS CASTED IN A CHILD PORN NAMED "OBAMAMAMAMAMAM HA HA HA HA IM SO EDGY" THEN TAMPARANCEY WAS VOATED OFF BECUS FUCK YOU DRAGONN AND YOUR CHARM NEXT TIME ON SPIN OFF ACTIONED TVGUY RUINS ANOTHER SPINOFF THAT DRAGIIIN REALLY REALLY LIKED FUCKFUCKFUKCUFFJKI 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elastic Dawg Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Episode 4: Even Worse The first challenge started. Black Jesus wasn't paying attention because he was too busy eating fried chicken and playing basketball. "GET IN," said Naomi before she got raped by Rusty. "AHH IM PREGNANT" "Oh fucker you are. How the fucking fuck did you get fucking pregnant?" "Because you raped me!" "YOU TOO NIGGAS BETTER SHUT UP BEFORE I PUMP GRAPE SODA UP YO ASS," said Black Jesus. "Hey guys," said Perch. "Your challenge is to squeeze Temperenace's boobs until they pop. So they all did. And then Black Jesus had sex with her. Then, the rest of the characters not mentioned had an orgy because hey, this spin-off is trying too hard to be overly vulgar and funny at the same time. However, it kept failing. Then some guy made a deformed dick joke and then a sex joke. ____________________________________________________ Questions? Comments? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragiiin123 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Episode 5: THE GRAMMAR IS PERFECT BUT THE SPINOFF IS NOT this IS A REBOOT FUCKERS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL but seriously you guys are my friends and not fuckers AT ALL!!!!! FUCKERS!!!!!!!!! and then NAZS EVRYWHARE HA HA HAA 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Car Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Episode 4: Even Worse The first challenge started. Black Jesus wasn't paying attention because he was too busy eating fried chicken and playing basketball. "GET IN," said Naomi before she got raped by Rusty. "AHH IM PREGNANT" "Oh fucker you are. How the fucking fuck did you get fucking pregnant?" "Because you raped me!" "YOU TOO NIGGAS BETTER SHUT UP BEFORE I PUMP GRAPE SODA UP YO ASS," said Black Jesus. "Hey guys," said Perch. "Your challenge is to squeeze Temperenace's boobs until they pop. So they all did. And then Black Jesus had sex with her. Then, the rest of the characters not mentioned had an orgy because hey, this spin-off is trying too hard to be overly vulgar and funny at the same time. However, it kept failing. Then some guy made a deformed dick joke and then a sex joke. ____________________________________________________ Questions? Comments? Holy shit, that made lol so hard. Archived. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elastic Dawg Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Episode 6: It's Funny Because Hooker is a BAD WORD lololl One day Black Jesus was drinking grape soda on the FISH HOOKERS. So edgy and original right? Then he had sex with all the girls at the same time because he's Jesus. Then Cody stood behind Log the Dog and his deformed dick turned out to be one of those chestbuster things from Alien. "EEW A PENIS," said Log. "SO DISGUSTING EWW." Then they ate Temperence's boobs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragiiin123 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 life and times of tvguy REBOOT tvguy watched some deadpan comedys and said FUCK 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 this is lulz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Sponge Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Episode 4: Even Worse The first challenge started. Black Jesus wasn't paying attention because he was too busy eating fried chicken and playing basketball. "GET IN," said Naomi before she got raped by Rusty. "AHH IM PREGNANT" "Oh fucker you are. How the fucking fuck did you get fucking pregnant?" "Because you raped me!" "YOU TOO NIGGAS BETTER SHUT UP BEFORE I PUMP GRAPE SODA UP YO ASS," said Black Jesus. "Hey guys," said Perch. "Your challenge is to squeeze Temperenace's boobs until they pop. So they all did. And then Black Jesus had sex with her. Then, the rest of the characters not mentioned had an orgy because hey, this spin-off is trying too hard to be overly vulgar and funny at the same time. However, it kept failing. Then some guy made a deformed dick joke and then a sex joke. ____________________________________________________ Questions? Comments? I never laughed so hard at a spin-off in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragiiin123 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Episode 7: HES CUTTING EVRYBAWDY he evn cut me NO THATS GUM YOU FUCKING FUCK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elastic Dawg Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Episode 8: ERRYBODY IN DA HOUSE MAI BITCHEZ ARE BANGING and then some 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Sponge Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Alright, I think you guys jumped the shark now with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Yeah I think we should just let tvguy get back to his spin-off. It was quite hilarious at first, but now you guys are just posting nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elastic Dawg Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Say we give Black Jesus Juice his own spin-off Black Jeezus: Crucify This! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elastic Dawg Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 UPDATE: Adult Swim beat us to the punch 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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