Pakasa43 Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 Mr.Krabs: MOAR! Just kidding, i love this one. Squidward: Why couldn't the 11 year old get in the pirate movie? Mr. Krabs: Why? Squidward: It was rated "R!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! R! It's...just...about...pirates. Mr. Krabs: I'm not paying you to do stand up, Mr. Squidward! Now get back to work! And this Spongebob: Squidward's father never hugged him, isn't that sad? Mr.Krabs: Yes, I suppose that is rather sad, but Squidward can hug himself during his break. Now get back to work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen Posted May 28, 2011 Author Share Posted May 28, 2011 Squidward: Opposite day.. next time it'll be 'Go Jump Off A Cliff Day'. --- Spongebob: Gary! Help me! Help me! Oh, merciful Neptune, I closed the window on my head! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebby Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 From "Toy Store of Doom": SpongeBob: It was nice knowing you pal. Patrick. I know. I'm an interesting guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen Posted May 29, 2011 Author Share Posted May 29, 2011 More. Spongebob: Patrick, get a jar. Patrick: *Takes out a pickle* Spongebob: Patrick that's a pickle. Patrick: Yes. Spongebob: ... You need a jar. - I'm With Stupid And then a ton of Wet Painters quotes that I won't even bother with. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NegiSpongie Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 (Band Geeks) PATRICK: Is Mayonase an instrument? SQUIDWARD: No, Patrick, mayonase is not an instrument. PATRICK: (raises hand) SQUIDWARD: Horse-radish is not an instrument either. PATRICK: (lowers hand) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 Old Lady: Excuse me, but do you know where the menu section is? Patrick: *drooling* Uhhhhhh... Spongebob: The menu section? That's easy. It's over that way. *pulls out spatula and booming thunder is heard* Old Lady: HOLY SMOKES! *runs off* Patrick: Rude. D:< Ep: Neptune's Spatula 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Squidward: Alright, listen up men. Squilliam Fancyson will be here in twenty minutes, therefore we need to turn the Krusty Krab into a fancy restaurant as soon as possible... Patrick, what are you doing here?! Patrick: I thought the Corps would help me straighten out my life, SIR! -Squilliam Returns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen Posted June 4, 2011 Author Share Posted June 4, 2011 Spongebob: Let's see. In the movie, the robot's didn't have a sense of humor! They couldn't laugh. Hey, Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs: (runs up to the counter) What is it, boy? Spongebob: Squidward just told me a hilarious joke and I thought you'd might like to hear it. Mr. Krabs: Is it true, Squidward? Is it hilarious? Squidward: Um.. yeah, sure.. Mr. Krabs: Well, let's hear it, lad. Spongebob: Okay! Here it goes. Uh, how'd it go, Squidward? Squidward: (chuckles nervously) Uhh, it went, umm, uhh, let's see, uhh...why couldn't the eleven-year-old get into the pirate movie? Mr. Krabs: Why? Squidward: It was rated "Arr"! ® *rimshot, laughing hysterically, laughing then slows down because Mr. Krabs wasn't laughing* Ehm... Because it's.. about...pirates. Mr. Krabs: I'm not paying you to do stand up, Mr. Squidward! Now, get back to work! Ep: Krab Borg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NegiSpongie Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 (Krab-Borg) SPONGEBOB: Hey Mr. Krabs! MR. KRABS: What is it, SpongeBob? SPONGEBOB: Squidward's father...never hugged him. Isn't that sad? MR. KRABS: Yes, I suppose that is rather sad, but Squidward can hug himself during his break. Now get back to work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen Posted June 5, 2011 Author Share Posted June 5, 2011 Mr.Krabs: Don't you know when you're being ignored? Squidward: You're the only one talking. Ep: Dear Vikings 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NegiSpongie Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 (Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V) BARNACLE BOY: I'm crossing over to the Darkside. (points to the other side of the restaurant which is dark.) MR. KRABS: Why should I waste money lighting the whole store? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 (From "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy 1") Mermaid Man (to Spongebob) : "If you don't get out of here, than by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife!" (Male Nurse Fish enters into the room) Male Nurse: "What's going on here?!" Mermaid Man (pointing to Spongebob) : "You may kiss the bride!" (Spongebob gets kicked out of Shady Shoals and rolls all the way to Patrick's rock.) Patrick: "Did you reunite our heroes?" Spongebob: "No, but I married." / I'd post more but it's late where I'm at, so I'll do it another time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 (From "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy 1") Mermaid Man (to Spongebob) : "If you don't get out of here, than by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife!" (Male Nurse Fish enters into the room) Male Nurse: "What's going on here?!" Mermaid Man (pointing to Spongebob) : "You may kiss the bride!" (Spongebob gets kicked out of Shady Shoals and rolls all the way to Patrick's rock.) Patrick: "Did you reunite our heroes?" Spongebob: "No, but I married." / I'd post more but it's late where I'm at, so I'll do it another time. While this is probably my least favorite episode of Season 1, that was the best quote from that episode and it had me laughing hard xD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 "Dude! Put that thing away there are like.. children here!" *shoves his stomach down to his feet* "I'm going to the snack bar!"I like you already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NegiSpongie Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 (Survival of the Idiots) PATRICK: That's not disturbing, this is disturbing. (turns his back into a face) 'Hi there, SpongeBob. My name is Pat-Back.' SPONGEBOB: Ha! That is really disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NegiSpongie Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Forgot about this one... (Nasty Patty) MR. KRABS: Okay, I confess! SpongeBob killed him! SPONGEBOB: What?! You can't pin this whole wrap on me! MR. KRABS: He was insane! Outta control! He would've killed me too if you hadn't come along! SPONGEBOB: It was all Mr. Krabs's idea! MR. KRABS: Put him down now! He's a mad dog! SPONGEBOB: HE WEARS CURLERS TO BED!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 That's what the Edit button is for, kthx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 (From "The Fry Cook Games") Spongebob: "Patrick, why don't you just go back home? You can compete in the 'Laying-Under-a-Rock-Games." Patrick: "At least I don't polish my fingernails!" Spongebob gasps: "You take that back!" (Fingernails shine brightly) Patrick: "Fingernails, fingernails, fingernails!" Spongebob: "You don't even HAVE any fingernails, Patrick." Patrick gasps: "I can NOT believe what I am hearing!" Spongebob yells: "How can you hear?! You don't have any ears, either!" Patrick struggles: "Duh...holes, holes!" Spongebob: "Conehead!" Patrick: "Yellow!" Spongebob: "Pink!" Patrick: "I am going to get a job as a fry cook, and it will be easy!" Spongebob: "Fine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen Posted July 14, 2011 Author Share Posted July 14, 2011 From Patty Hype: SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick, are you angry too? Patrick: Yeah. SpongeBob: What's the matter? Patrick: I can't see my forehead. So random, so good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NegiSpongie Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 (Nasty Patty) MR. KRABS: You loony loofa, he is the imposter! We've been duped! SPONGEBOB: DUPED! MR. KRABS: Bamboozled! SPONGEBOB: We've been smeckledorfed! MR. KRABS: That's not even a word that I'd agree with ya! (Imitation Krabs) SPONGEBOB & PLANKTON: Meatball, meatball, spagetti underneath! Raveolli, raveolli, great barrier reef! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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