Nosferatu!

I wasn't always the tortured shell of protozoa that writhes in pain before you today.

Well, at least it's underwire.

I'm like cute aggression, would you believe me?

IT WAS YOU! YOU'RE THE BABY!

GOOD GRIEF, HE'S NAKED!

Tell me, are you a badfish, too?

Rest in peace, Wes Craven. Thanks for all the nightmares.

It's settled. Tyeam is going to college.

Won't somebody get me off of this reef?

Shell City, here we come! (Taking a much needed trip. Be back Sunday. )

Upstairs, downstairs, all-around-the-town-stairs.

Kerslunk... kerslunk.

Butterfly kisses. Can't take it... it's too cute! It's... it's disgusting!

I love my leather pants. <3

I need a bodyguard.

Weed 'em out! What a jerk!

I hate having nightmares that make you feel unsure about falling back asleep.

I feel very accomplished today, art wise.

I love drawing nonsense.

La-da-dee, la-da-doo, la-da-dum~

You see how wonderful life can be, when you're maniacal?

That's funny, I don't feel corrupt. In fact, I feel pretty good.

Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct.

Plankton's wrath tastes like ice cream!

Ocean Man makes me so emotional. <3