Cha

i have the flu and all i want is a wild cherry slurpee

that moment when your own depression and cussing fits make your own online friends and family dislike you

Farewell... for now.

Is it just me or does Halloween just completely stop being fun once you outgrow trick or treating? 

i miss petyr 

i miss petyr 

anyone who even TRIES to disrespect my dog (or any animal for that matter) will end up dead in my basement

Just reminding y'all that What You Waiting For? by Gwen Stefani is a quality tune 

"Oh, there they go with the whole "pharmacist" thing again! I-I should become one, that-that would show 'em! I should become a pharmacist!" - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, 2014

"Oh, there they go with the whole "pharmacist" thing again! I-I should become one, that-that would show 'em! I should become a pharmacist!" - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, 2014

tempted to be slightly more jolly in two months

WELL I DARE SAY THE SPOOKIEST PART OF THIS HOLIDAY WILL BE ME TYPING IN "WUMBO" EVERY GOSH DARN TIME AND FAILING TO LOG IN

can anyone else not listen to every breath you take without be reminded now that it's really a stalker's song

just had to put down the dog weve had for 14 years. :/ 

Tmw I modified some of my old movie reviews on here to submit for an actual job application to be a legit film critic.

My 1st time coming to this community 

ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING FAGGOTS!

ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING FAGGOTS!

Damn i'm 20 now

Greetings.

not the same person i was 4 years ago...?

please support my new otp george washington x mozart

It'll change soon, but right now, Big Mouth has a perfect score on Rotten Tomatoes.

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Now it looks like I'm gonna have watch one or more episodes to see whether or not I'm delusional for hating the show immediately after seeing the trailer.

wow who knew I'd get so much flak for saying I'm not going to miss the founder of a trash magazine that objectifies women