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it still cracks me up tremendously that mr krabs took plankton disguised as his dollar wife to a honeymoon hotel and was about to go all the way unless plankton stopped him

The Weeknd is 100% more attractive now that he doesn't have that rooster hairdo 

four years yay

four years yay

I am deathly scared of how the next Weezer record will turn out. I hated their new single and I didn't even really like I Love The USA that much at all. Which really sucks because I LOVED Everything Will Be Alright In The End and The White Album.

Just got let go from my Pinch-a-Penny job. :/

itd be cool if I could have a joint marriage with katniss and wumbo 

live-action Mulan won't be a musical. </3

I feel like "Talking to the Moon" is Bruno Mars' best song.

"lulz our 1000th member is a banned member" - Captain Obvious

if i don't get to eat pie today I'm gonna be pissed

treasure, that is what you are

Nice i managed to break someone's heart so badly. If i didnt't exist, people wouldn't have to deal with my problems. I hate my existance sometimes.

the cash me ousside girl has a charting song on billboard

why do i even do what i do

lolipoli

Hi Security, we have some Adorable Intruders who are TRESPASSING. URALLGOINTOJAI-

tmw you realize you're turning 21 in a week 

gee, patrick, i didn't know you spoke bird

im poppy

officially seeing ariana in march :DD

officially seeing ariana in march :DD

I Invented Tap Dancing! (; 

I found out last night that I have ad grades, so I'll not be as active here.