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To stall for time--I mean, satisfy your appetites until I can finish writing the "Total Cartoon Island Strikes Back" episode I'm working on, here is a re-run of my most recently completed episode! Enjoy! / Sniz is standing in front of a forest, and he says: "Last time, on Total Cartoon Island Strikes Back, it was space challenge day for our contestants. First, they had to get ready for space training, before they could fly flying saucers with their selected pilots. One of them, Admiral Wally, his Smartness, was for some reason, transporting some Space Gravy, which ended up giving both Bubble Bass and Wally, superpowers! Bubble Bass used his new superpower, to create bubbles, to blow away some space junk, AND, blow away the competition, managing to snag ANOTHER win, and he did it all, while ONLY wearing bubbles! If that's not amazing, I don't know WHAT is! At the elimination ceremony, Kowalski got the boot, while Wally, decided to stay on as an intern, in order to be with Bubble Bass. Now there are only four contestants left. We're down to the Final Four! It's neck and neck between Po, Jenny, Bubble Bass, and inexplicably, Private! Which one of these contestants has what it takes to win the upcoming challenge, and who will be the next one voted off?! It's anyone's game as we're heading on down to the wire, on the latest episode of Total Cartoon Island Strikes Back! It's going to be WILD!" / Instead of the normal show open, a montage of scenes, showing ALL the animal contestants from the past four seasons, is being played, at their best moments, while The Rolling Stones 1978 hit song, "Beast of Burden," is played over the montage. / Mick Jagger sings: "I'll never be your beast of burden. My back is broad, but it's a hurting, All I want is for you to make love to me. I'll never be your beast of burden. I've walked for miles, my feet are hurting. All I want is for you to make love to me. Am I hard enough? Am I rough enough? Am I rich enough? I'm not too blind to see. I'll never be your beast of burden. So let's go home and draw the curtains. Music on the radio; come on baby, make sweet love to me. Am I hard enough? Am I rough enough? Am I rich enough? I'm not too blind to see! Oh, little sister! (Instrumental Solo) Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, girl. You're a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty girl. Pretty, pretty; such a pretty, pretty, pretty girl. Come on baby please, please, please! I'll tell ya; you can put me out, on the street! Put me out with no shoes on my feet! But, put me out, put me out, put me out of misery! Yeah, all your sickness, I can suck it up! Throw it all at me, I can shrug it off! There's one thing baby, that I don't understand; you keep on telling me I ain't your kind of man. Ain't I rough enough? Ooh, baby, ain't I tough enough? Ain't I rich enough, in love enough? Ooh! Ooh! Please! I'll never be your beast of burden. I'll never be your beast of burden. Never, never, never, never, never, never, never be. I'll never be your beast of burden. I've walked for miles, and my feet are hurting. All I want is you to make love to me. I don't need no beast of burden. I need no fussing, I need no nursing. Never, never, never, never, never, never, never be!" / And the epic song ends! / "Beasts Of Burden" / The show opens up proper on the hotel suite room, in which Bubble Bass is staying. It is early morning, and Bubble Bass is still dreaming. Thanks to the Anti-Fairy magic of Anti-Cosmo, we get to see WHAT Bubble Bass is dreaming. In it, Bubble Bass is staring in awe at the sky, as the jewels he has collected from the beginning of the season, rain down around him, and he makes an angel shape, out of the jewels that has surrounded him. Suddenly, a familiar voice, and woman, namely Blonda, enters his dream! Blonda says: "Bubble Bass, are we enjoying our dream?" Bubble Bass says: "I sure am! (Beat) Wait, what do you mean, OUR dream?!" Blonda says: "I STILL have the ability to use magic, you know! Lest you forget that important fact. I may STILL be in 'Shape-Shift Lock Mode' for the next seven months, until our baby boy is born, but I am otherwise still able to use magic. Tell me, how in the world did you manage to become so...AWESOME?!" Bubble Bass says: "To be honest, I don't really know. It started gradually at first, but ever since I became good, during that challenge where I was forced to be on guard duty for Sniz and Fondue, things have really started to happen for me! I mean, I have actual SUPERPOWERS now! I never thought THAT would actually happen!" Blonda says: "And look at how much you have accomplished, and where you are now! I mean, even if you DON'T win the game, you've managed to accomplish SO much, that I would be so PROUD to marry you, as you are!" Bubble Bass gets up, and Blonda can see Bubble Bass COMPLETELY! Bubble Bass says: "You really MEAN it? You love ME, as I am?" Blonda says: "ESPECIALLY as you are now! You're practically not afraid of ANYTHING anymore! No matter WHAT Anti-Cosmo has dished out at you, you've kept on persisting! And look where it has gotten you! You know, once our baby is born, I think I can get you a job with a rock band. I heard you singing on that music video that General Barracuda made. 'Addicted To Love'? Pretty great song! And I think there are plenty of MORE songs that would sound good with YOUR voice! And just THINK, how much PUBLICITY you could get! Your tickets would practically SELL themselves!" Bubble Bass says: "Do you REALLY think I could be a singer?" Blonda says: "Sure! Ask anybody! Ask Mick Jagger! Any band mates that you have, would be LUCKY to have you as a singer!" Bubble Bass says: "You know what Blonda? I'll do it! Once this season is over, I'll be in a band! Making music that will change the world, and making money off of royalties and album sales? It's a life-long dream of mine, other than the one I'm having right now, of course!" Blonda says: "It's amazing how you've gone from socially distant, to being so openly sociable! It's amazing how this season has changed you!" Bubble Bass says: "And all for the better, to! In fact, there's just one thing I'd like to do, before trying to win this season." Blonda asks: "Oh, and what would that be?" Bubble Bass says: "Well, it's actually been on my mind for a while, but, I would like to ask Spongebob and Patrick, if they would like to become actual FRIENDS with me? Not because of my accomplishments, or the jewels I've found, or the potential fame I might get as a singer, but being friends with me, for who I am. I mean, I'd be a far more SOCIABLE friend, and far more tolerant to their actions, than Squidward would. Not to mention, if they hang out with me, they're NOT trying to hang out with Squidward, which I think Squidward would GREATLY appreciate!" Blonda says: "I think that would be a GREAT idea! Who knows? Spongebob and Patrick could even BE your band mates!" Bubble Bass says: "It's certainly worth a shot! The next time I see them, I'll DEFINITELY ask them!" Blonda says: "Of course! And once this season is over, promise me that we'll get married...in a private ceremony. I'm still a little sensitive about my current, NON-dream form!" Bubble Bass says: "Sorry about that. I was still...insecure about myself when I asked you to do that." Blonda says: "Understandable." Bubble Bass says: "I promise you, I'll NEVER ask you to do something like THAT ever again!" Blonda says: "That's genuinely the nicest thing anyone has EVER promised me! Thank you, Bubble Bass." Bubble Bass says: "You're welcome, Blonda!" / And Bubble Bass' dream ends, as he wakes up, and wakes up Wally, who is sharing a room with him! Bubble Bass says: "Good morning, new best friend, Wally!" Wally wakes up, and he says: "Good morning, new best friend, Bubble Bass! You're in a good mood, today!" Bubble Bass says: "It's hard not to be! I've gotten to the Final Four, and things are going GREAT! (Beat) Which means...the next three challenges are BOUND to be the hardest I've faced this season." Wally asks: "Why do you say that?" Bubble Bass says: "It's simple mathematics! I can't think of any SOLO contestant, who has managed to win FOUR solo immunity challenges in a row! And I've already won THREE! Statistically speaking, I COULD be looking at a loss!" Wally asks: "So, what are you going to DO about it?" Bubble Bass says: "Well, I don't really like him, for being partially RESPONSIBLE for helping to eliminate Tigress. But, I think I'll have to make an alliance with Private." Wally asks: "Why do you want to do THAT?! Po and Jenny are FAR more competent as challengers than HE is!" Bubble Bass says: "Exactly! Their skills are TOO good! If I face off against either one of them, my chances of winning will be reduced down to almost NOTHING! As much as I hate to admit it, facing off against Private is my only decent chance of actually GETTING a win this season!" Wally asks: "The question is, do you think Private will GO for it?" Bubble Bass says: "I don't see how he wouldn't. I mean, it's between me, and Po and/or Jenny. And to be honest, I don't see EITHER of them wanting to take Private to the Final Two in ANY scenario! I'm willing to MAKE that offer! I don't think either of them will!" Wally asks: "So, that's what your plan boils down to? Asking Private to align yourself with you?" Bubble Bass says: "I know it's not an ideal situation for me; but at this point, I'm fresh out of other good options to choose from, seeing as how my original plan to take Johnny Krill and Tigress to the Final Three have fallen through, with Johnny Krill going CRAZY, and Tigress SACRIFICING herself to save Po! Private is the best metaphorical hand that I can play! And if that's what the metaphorical deck has dealt me, than so be it! I'll make my case to Private soon. And if that falls through...well, I'll guess I'll cross THAT bridge if I have to come to it, and not before!" Wally says: "That's a REALLY insightful statement, Bubble Bass!" (Confessional) Bubble Bass says: "Only two challenges remain until the Final Two. To be honest, I thought that I would have almost no CHANCE of getting here, even WITH my original alliance plan! But so far, luck has been on MY side! But luck can only get me so far! From here on out, I've got to rely on actual SKILLS if I want to GET to the Finals! It's certainly lucky that I've recently acquired super-powers, and that they're not SO super-powerful, as to be a game-breaker. Po and Jenny are clearly going to be more concerned with trying to beat each other, before they set their sights on me! Therefore, if one of them wins THIS challenge, I'll simply get Private to help vote off the other one, and deal with whoever is left in the final three! I'll make the next phase of my plan, ONCE I've carried out this one! Foresight, that's a really important thing to have in a game of this nature!" / Wally says: "Bubble Bass has given me a lot to think about, if I indeed get chosen to come back for Total Cartoon Legends! I want to pick my alliance partners very carefully. I would need contestants who are skilled and smart, who won't pose too much of a danger, should I get close to the Final Three. And, I would prefer to be able to keep my friendships with them, intact. It's not easy, but it's the way that I want to play. Staying true to myself, is the most important thing in the world to me!" Wally uses his telekinesis powers, and summons a pear, into his hands! Wally begins eating it, and says: "Mmm, peary!" (End Confessional) Meanwhile, in Po's hotel room, all the other contestants have gathered together. Private says: "I'm sorry, Po. My penguin espionage spying skills have turned up nothing, in regards as to where Anti-Poof might be." Jenny says: "And my X-ray scanners have turned up nothing! I don't think Anti-Poof is anywhere ON this island!" Po says: "And that means I'm still STUCK wearing a stupid apron!" Private says: "You could be like Bubble Bass. He's embraced who HE truly is!" Jenny gives Private a look, and she asks: "Really? THAT'S the train of logic that you're going with?" Po seriously says: "You're insane!" Private says: "Not true! Skipper had me tested! Only RICO is insane! Three guesses why, and the first two don't count!" Po says: "Well, in any case, if we can't find Anti-Poof, we'll find Anti-Cosmo! We find him, Anti-Poof will soon follow!" Jenny says: "Wait a minute! Why do we NEED to help YOU find Anti-Cosmo?!" Po says: "Simple! It's OBVIOUS that I'm going to WIN this game! I'm the STRONGEST contestant left! Bubble Bass has been lucky SO far, but I'M going to end his run of good luck, right here and now!" Jenny says: "As if! If anyone is going to WIN this game, it's going to be ME! Do you have ANY idea of the amount of circuitry and nano-chips that have been installed in me? I'm the latest word in technology! I can't afford to NOT win this game!" Private says: "You're overlooking my espionage skills! If anyone is going to win this game, it's going to be ME! Nobody can resist MY charms!" Po and Jenny both look at him, and they BOTH simultaneously go: "HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!" Private asks: "What? What's so FUNNY?" Jenny scoffs, and she says: "As IF!!!! You're a total NON-issue when it comes to our game-plans! The only reason you're even HERE, is to exist as a GOAT for one of us to compete in the Final Two! When it comes down to a physical challenge between the two of us, we'll kick YOUR butt no contest! That's the only reason why we've even LET you BE here this long!" Private sadly asks: "Po, is that TRUE?" Po says: "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but its true. We could've voted YOU out ANYTIME we wanted! The only reason why we haven't, is LITERALLY because, everyone else, including SURPRISINGLY Bubble Bass, has posed more of a threat than you! And, since you have no WAY of winning the game on your own, your only choice, is to help us vote off Bubble Bass tonight, and than vote off whichever one of loses in the Final Three challenge, so you can lose in the Final Two. You should consider yourself lucky, even Skipper and Marlene only ever got THIRD place, and they were FAR more competent than YOU!" Private angrily says: "Well, I say, NUTS to THAT plan!!!!" And Po and Jenny gasp in audible shock! Private angrily says: "Yeah, I said, 'Nuts to THAT plan!' You both think you're such HOT stuff! What, with your Kung Fu skills, and your robotic technology, you think that YOU can push me around, like I'm sort of plush toy? Well, now I'm PUSHING back! You want to mess with the penguin? You're going to get the beak, and the talons! Mark my words, you two! This means WAR!!!!" And Private angrily storms off! Po looks worried about this new development, and he says: "I hate to say this, but, I think we just woke up a MONSTER! You know...it just occurred to me that there IS a possibility, that BOTH of us could LOSE this thing!" Jenny gasps, and says: "WHAT?! That's not possible!" Po says: "Tigress thought the same thing, and look what happened to HER! If Private REALLY intends to bring his 'A' Game, we better not take him lightly! If he TRULY intends for the best contestant to win; well, that's EXACTLY what he is going to get!" Jenny says: "I hear that, Po! I certainly do!" (Confessional) Po says: "What I don't understand is, how could the two of us, Jenny and I, blow it SO badly with Private?! We had this game in our hands! Unless...Anti-Cosmo!" / Anti-Cosmo laughs: "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! My truth telling ray STRIKES again! I told you there were no promises that I wouldn't USE it again!" / Jenny says: "That TEARS it! Anti-Cosmo can MESS with Bubble Bass all he wants, but when he messes with ME, there will be a piper to pay! It's time to fight metaphorical fire, with FIRE!!!!" And Jenny paints herself with her red-HOT biker look, complete with red hot flame decals, and Jenny seriously says: "I'm coming after YOU!!!!" / Private angrily says: "Po and Jenny have no right to disrespect me! I've been NOTHING but sociable and nice with them, and they're just going to brush me OFF?! Well, if that's how they want to play it, than I'm going to offer my services to someone who might just appreciate it! I am GOING to make an alliance with Bubble Bass! We'll see who has the last laugh now! Won't we?!" (End Confessional) Private knocks on Bubble Bass' door, and Private shouts: "Open up!" Bubble Bass says: "It's Private!" Wally asks: "He's here?!" Bubble Bass says: "I wasn't expecting this!" Wally asks: "Should you answer it?" Bubble Bass says: "He sounds SERIOUS!" Wally says: "Than you should answer it!" Bubble Bass opens the door, and he asks: "What do YOU want?!" Private seriously says: "I want YOU, to make an ALLIANCE with me!" Bubble Bass is taken aback, and he says: "Wait a minute! YOU, want to make an alliance, WITH me?" Private seriously says: "Yes! Jenny and Po BOTH think that I'm not important enough to be a factor against beating them in the Final Two! They think I'm nothing but cannon fodder that they can push to the side, in a Final Two challenge! Well, they're going to see that I'm NOT! Join my alliance, and we'll CRUSH them like the BUGS that they ARE! No offense to actual bugs!" Wally says: "None taken, even though I don't know of any bugs PERSONALLY!" Bubble Bass seriously says: "You know, you've got a LOT of nerve asking me to be in an alliance with you, the way you used me in a way to get Tigress eliminated!" Private says: "I just want to state, for the record, that I had no way of knowing, that Tigress was willing to put herself on the line for elimination, and that she wanted Po to save himself! But we're BOTH out of options! I don't want to be treated as either Po's, or Jenny's play-thing, and YOU don't want to be eliminated! So, our only choice is to unite together! It's our only chance against them, and I don't think you want to be eliminated, any more than I do. So, what do you say? Do we have a deal?" Bubble Bass says: "You know, the funny thing is, I was actually THINKING the exact same thing! I just didn't expect for YOU to come to me FIRST! But, it looks like my expectations have been exceeded. Very well, we have a deal. But don't think that this really changes anything. If we BOTH get to the Final Two, you're going to get my 'A' Game, no questions asked. And I don't expect for YOU, to go easy on me, either!" Private seriously says: "I won't! I promise you that!" Bubble Bass says: "Good! It's settled! We'll both vote out either Po, or Jenny. Whichever one doesn't win immunity this time. And if one of us wins, we'll vote off the bigger threat in Po, and deal with Jenny in the Final Three." Private says: "I can't argue with THAT! I wouldn't know HOW to!" Bubble Bass says: "It's settled than. And no matter what happens in the Final Two, may the better contestant win. No exceptions." Private says: "Deal!" (Confessional) Bubble Bass says: "Every time I think I have this game figured out, another curve ball gets thrown at me! I certainly wasn't expecting Private to come to me first, but it certainly makes things a lot more convenient! So, my game plan has been realized! That's the easy part! The tricky part, will be to follow through! It won't be easy! But nothing REALLY fun in life, ever rarely IS easy!" / Private says: "I did it! Bubble Bass has aligned with me! And he doesn't just see me as some object to brush to the side! He actually thinks of me as a real challenge! So, even if, on the off-chance, I lose to him, that would be a loss I can live with. Better to lose to someone who respects you, than to someone who doesn't. That's the way I see it, at least." (End Confessional) Sniz's voice comes over through the loud-speakers, and says: "Attention, contestants; congratulations on making it to the Final Four! Your next challenge awaits you at the forest on this island! That is all!" Jenny says: "Well, our moment of destiny is here!" Po says: "No kidding! It's us, or THEM!" / The four contestants, and Wally, arrive at the forest. Sniz says: "Contestants, you know why you're here. You're here because through either luck, skill, stamina, strength, or any combination of the above, you have managed to persevere past ten other contestants, in order to make it to the Final Four! You should be proud of yourselves! However, the last two elimination challenges, will be among the toughest, this season has to offer! Your challenge this time, is no exception! Your challenge will be, to team up with an animal buddy, to make it past all the natural hazards on this island, in order to be the first to complete a full lap around this island, and make it back here first, and win immunity." And everyone looks at Sniz STRANGELY! (Confessional) Sniz looks through a portable computer, and he says: "YOU try coming up with 124 different challenge ideas! It was either, 'Animal Buddy' challenge or, 'Guy in a coma' challenge. And 'Coma' challenges, do NOT make for very exciting television!" (End Confessional) Private says: "An animal buddy challenge?! Isn't that a little redundant?!" Sniz says: "Not for Jenny, it isn't!" Jenny says: "And I'm raring to go for THIS challenge! Let me at Anti-Cosmo! I've had ENOUGH of his meddling!" And from a distance, Anti-Cosmo gulps nervously! (Confessional) Anti-Cosmo breathes into a paper bag, and he nervously says: "I went too far! I went too FAR!!!! Why did I have to get Jenny, of ALL the contestants, mad at ME?! If she finds me, she'll KILL me! I'll have to move to a new city! Start a NEW crime spree under a NEW name!" Than Anti-Cosmo seriously says: "NO! NOT AGAIN!!!! If Jenny thinks she can get to ME, she's got another thing COMING! I'm throwing the GAUNTLET at HER!!!!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "In any case, we have picked four random animals, for you contestants to get paired up with. May luck be on your side! General Barracuda, spin the Wheel of Randomness!" And General Barracuda spins the wheel, and Po gets a TIGER!!!! Po says: "WOAH!!!! You mean...?!" Sniz says: "That's RIGHT! For your animal, you get TIGRESS!!!!" And Tigress pounces BACK on the scene! Tigress says: "HA!!!! I told you, I'd be back!" Bubble Bass says: "Uh, you NEVER said that!" Tigress thinks about it, and says: "Okay, no, I didn't! But I was definitely thinking it! Don't make any mistake about that!" And Private gulps nervously! (Confessional) Private says: "Oh, boy! It was going to be hard enough, trying to deal with Po on his own! With Tigress, it's going to be next to impossible! Bubble Bass, I hope you have some sort of plan you can concoct, because I sure don't!" / Bubble Bass says: "The thing of it is, I know that Tigress LIKES winning, but she would also like to keep me as her friend, a LOT! I didn't want to have to do this, but it looks like I'll have to give her some of my jewels after all!" (End Confessional) General Barracuda spins the wheel, and Private gets a CHAMELEON! Sniz says: "Private, you get our former contestant named, CHAMELEON!!!!" And Chameleon turns OFF his invisibility, and says: "Surprise!" And Private is taken aback! Chameleon laughs, and he says: "Just kidding! I just always wanted to do that! And don't worry! I'll do whatever I can do, to help you against Tigress!" (Confessional) Private says: "All right! Now I have a fighting chance! With Chameleon on my side, he's SURE to give Tigress a run for her money! After all, Chameleon can change into anything!" (End Confessional) General Barracuda spins the wheel, and it lands RIGHT between a SPONGE and a SEA STAR! Sniz says: "Bubble Bass, are YOU lucky! You get TWO for the price of one! Former contestants, Spongebob and Patrick!" Spongebob shouts: "I'm READY!" Patrick shouts: "Me to!" And they arrive, on the scene! Spongebob says: "Bubble Bass, you're here! And...covered in bubbles." Bubble Bass sighs, and says: "I know. You probably think of me as a hypocrite, chiding you BOTH for being naked, than choosing to walk around in nothing but bubbles. Go ahead, take your best shot; I deserve it." Patrick says: "Actually, we just want to say thank you, for taking Johnny Krill down a notch." Bubble Bass says: "Me? Really? Why?" Spongebob says: "Simple. At the Salty Spitoon, all tough guys in town we're talking about 'Johnny Krill this,' and 'Johnny Krill that'. They thought there was no chance that ANYBODY could outlast him, let alone, you! Seeing you get this far, has made them rethink their whole stance on what constitutes as a tough guy, or girl!" Bubble Bass says: "Wow! That's interesting to know!" (Confessional) Bubble Bass says: "At this point, I'm chalking it up to synchronicity. I wanted to talk to Spongebob and Patrick, and now, they're here! And...I don't know why, but I think that they might actually help me WIN this challenge! At this point, I wouldn't doubt that practically ANYTHING would be possible!" (End Confessional) General Barracuda spins the wheel, and lands on a WARTHOG!!!! Sniz says: "Jenny, you get former contestant, TAOTIE!!!!" And Taotie busts onto the scene! Taotie says: "Ha, ha, ha! It's good to be back, LOSERS! And this time, there will BE no tricks! Just pure, raw, unfiltered skill, between the THREE of us! Does that sound like FUN, Tigress and Po?!" Tigress' tail and whiskers twitch, and she angrily says: "Ooh, it's on like DONKEY KONG!" (Confessional) Taotie says: "I knew that would get under her skin!" / Tigress says: "I've been waiting a LONG time to get back at Taotie! And now, my window of opportunity has just opened! I'm going in!" / Po says: "Wherever Tigress goes, I go to! We're going to deal with Taotie, and take him to prison, where he belongs!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "All right! Everyone has an animal partner, and we've got to take a break! But when we come back, we're going to get to the real meat of this challenge, and determine a winner, on our current episode of Total Cartoon Island Strikes Back!" Marlene says: "It's going to be awesome!" Private laughs, and he says: "I was wondering when YOU were going to show up!" / (Commercial Break) / The commercials finally end, and Sniz says: "Okay, everybody! It's time to discuss what you all need to know!" Tigress snarkily says: "Why it ALWAYS feels like it takes so LONG to get BACK to the action whenever you NEED to take a commercial break?!" Fondue rolls his eyes and says: "BESIDES that!" Sniz says: "I told you that letting the Anti-Fairies handle our airing schedule would be a bad idea, AND as usual, you NEVER listen to the smart guy!" Taotie says: "Maybe he WOULD if you EVER said anything smart to BEGIN with!" General Barracuda snaps: "Now YOU shut your SNOUT! You're lucky that YOU'RE even here in the first place! We originally wanted Oonski to come back, and YOU only got to come back because he said, 'No'!" Taotie asks: "I wasn't the FIRST choice?!" Marlene scoffs, and says: "PLEASE! You were BARELY your wife's SECOND choice!" And Taotie fumes at that statement! (Confessional) Taotie says: "Honestly, I'm tired of everyone always demeaning me! It's getting on my nerves! Luckily for me, I've got a plan cooked up with Anti-Cosmo, that will MAKE them respect me, ONCE and for all!" / General Barracuda says: "My superior or not, NOBODY disrespects Sniz when I'm around, especially NOT some snot-nosed, third rate Big Bad Wannabe! If Taotie wants to try to prove that he's eviler than thou, he's going to be in for a WORLD of hurt!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Ignoring that LAST tangent, here is how the challenge is going to work." Private says: "Finally, we can devise a plan of action!" Sniz says: "Each contestant and partner set, will be taking a different route across the island, to the other side of the island at the finish line. And to make sure you DON'T take any shortcuts, each contestant must pick up ten small orbs along the way. They will be colored white for Po, blue for Jenny, green for Bubble Bass, and black for Private. They will have the faces of the contestants you've outlasted in this competition. Bring all your orbs to the finish line, in order to ensure your immunity at the elimination ceremony tonight. The other contestants will have to face off against each other, as they try to vote someone else off. After tonight, three of you will be one step closer to winning $1.4 million in cold, hard cash!" Anti-Cosmo chuckles evilly, and telepathically communicates: "That doesn't SOUND challenging enough to me!" Patrick asks: "Does this guy EVER get tired of trying to bug you, Bubble Bass?" Bubble Bass sighs, and says: "Not from MY personal experience he hasn't!" Anti-Cosmo appears in a swirl of black and purple lights, and turns the sky all dark and gloomy! Anti-Cosmo says: "Impressed by my impressive entrance?" Jenny says: "Anti-Cosmo! I didn't think YOU would be bold enough to appear in front of us again! Well, THAT mistake will BE your LAST! I'm armed and ready to take you DOWN!" Anti-Cosmo dryly says: "Oh, I'm very WELL aware of what you WANT to do to me! However, I predict that you won't lay a robotic finger on me." Chameleon asks: "Oh, and why is that?" Anti-Cosmo answers: "A little something I like to call, 'Protection Insurance'!" And Anti-Cosmo raises his wand, and a COLOSSAL giant machine appears around Taotie, Snaptrap appears, and is armored in 1987 "Robocop" armor, Spongebob's Abrasive side appears, on top of a giant version of Doodlebob, and Professor Blowhole appears, in a completely tricked out airship with all the modern AND futuristic weapons one can think of! Anti-Cosmo says: "Behold! Your four most PERSONAL enemies are BACK for revenge against you! Come on! You MUST admit that you're impressed!" Tigress says: "PLEASE!!!! I'm NOT impressed! You're SO predictable!" Anti-Cosmo sputters, and he says: "Predictable? PREDICTABLE?! You call THAT predictable?!" Tigress says: "Taotie in a machine? I was thinking about it just this morning." Anti-Cosmo asks: "And Professor Blowhole?!" Tigress says: "Seen it!" Anti-Cosmo asks: "Snaptrap?!" Tigress says: "Tacky!" Anti-Cosmo asks: "Abrasive Side and Doodlebob?!" Tigress says: "Garish!" Tigress than pauses, and says: "The spider's new, though." Anti-Cosmo asks: "The spider?!" And he inexplicably sees a black spider dangling in front of Tigress! Anti-Cosmo maliciously says: "Oh, YES! The SPEE-IDER!!!! Even just ONE bite from Arachnicus Deathicus will result in instant--!" And Tigress blows the spider into Anti-Cosmo's face, and he screams: "AHHH!!!! GET IT OFF!!!! GET IT OFF!!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT--!" And Snaptrap PUNCHES Anti-Cosmo's face to kill the spider, and Tigress enunciates: "Pre-dict-a-ble!" Anti-Cosmo says: "Regardless, YOU are going to fight them, and YOU will not survive!" Tigress scoffs, and says: "PLEASE! I'm going to thrash ALL of them in thirty minutes, and kick butt like I ALWAYS do!" Po nervously says: "Tigress! Remember that LITTLE talk we had about NOT tempting fate and underestimating your opponents?!" Tigress says: "Maybe I WOULD remember IF there were any ACTUAL opponents to worry about! But since there's just Taotie, I'll start with HIM!" General Barracuda says: "And I'll handle the REST! Anti-Cosmo! You can HUMILIATE my son! You can make LIFE miserable for him!" Bubble Bass asks: "And this helps me HOW?!" General Barracuda says: "Well, he already HAS at least ATTEMPTED to do so, there's no denying that! But Anti-Cosmo, when you mess with ALL the contestant's you MESS with me! It's time to fight, fisticuffs! Unless you KNOW that you can't hack it! In which case, surrender NOW, and I'll go EASY on you!" Anti-Cosmo maliciously chuckles, and says: "You STILL don't GET what my entire POINT has been this season, have you?!" Spongebob says: "Well, I THOUGHT we did, right up until YOU chuckled like that; and now, I'm starting to get a little worried!" Bubble Bass says: "And you KNOW things are bad when HE worries, because he almost NEVER worries!" Anti-Cosmo says: "You see, for the longest time, we Anti-Fairies were the ones who ENSURED that Master Coelaceanth STAYED in his evil power! We supplied him with electrical powers! We provided him with the ability to breathe air and live forever. And just HOW do you repay such MAGNIFICENT training in EVIL, General Barracuda? You FAILED him on a daily basis, you outright betrayed him and humiliated Master Coelaceanth's hired help, but on TOP of all that, you THREW Master Coelaceanth down a mountain, where he got BEHEADED by Oonski The Great!" Bubble Bass asks: "And THAT'S WHY you WANTED ME to become a villain?! Just to get BACK at my dad?!" Anti-Cosmo says: "Honestly, no. The fact that you turned OUT to be Horatio Barracuda II, was just a happy little coincidence for me. No, the reason I've been doing ALL of this, was to generate enough dark Anti-Fairy power, to TRULY bring Master Coelaceanth BACK to life!" General Barracuda says: "Spoiler alert, he already TRIED that stunt LAST season, and he was defeated by Keswick!" Anti-Cosmo says: "I know. I've been in touch with Master Coelaceanth. He's been stuck in the netherworld with all the ghosts that Danny Phantom has trapped throughout the years. Spoiler alert, it is LITERALLY Hell! I arranged for Danny Fenton's powers to malfunction, and put a dark spell on this island, to speed up the process of gathering the energy NEEDED for the SUCCESSFUL revival of Master Coelaceanth! I had HOPED to be able to stop ALL of you myself, but SINCE you insist on being SO resilient and unwilling to see things MY way, I'll have to bring out my ACE in the hole!" General Barracuda says: "You're crazy! You can't trust Master Coelaceanth! If he gets what he wants, once YOU'RE no longer of any use to him, he'll dispose of you!" Anti-Cosmo creepily says: "Oh, I'm FAR beyond caring about my OWN safety! I could care LESS what happens to me, and more what happens to you! I want to get rid of you SO much, I'm WILLING to let my OWN HEALTH and SAFETY be HURT, JUST to HURT YOU in the WORST WAY possible! So, get a trick of THIS, my GREATEST TRICK OF ALL!!!!" And Anti-Cosmo raises his wand, and a bolt of purple lightning shoots out of it, than all of Anti-Cosmo's magic suddenly disappears! Anti-Cosmo says: "What?! Out of power?! I can't be out of power! I STILL have a magical power of over 9,000 left! What gives?!" Wanda poofs in, and says: "I pulled the plug to your little operation!" Anti-Cosmo says: "YOU can't do THAT!" Sniz chuckles, and he says: "Oh, YES, she can! Thanks to the authorization clause I INCLUDED in your contract with us! It says, and I quote: 'The party of the undersigned, signed below, clearly dictates in the event that they knowingly, and willingly endanger the lives of the contestants on a repeated basis, and violate these terms three times, will have their authority to use magic, immediately revoked, and replaced by the most immediate available second party, referred within. Signed, Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Poof'. Unquote." Anti-Cosmo screams: "CURSE YOU FINE PRINT!!!! Ruining MY life yet AGAIN! Just like being FORCED to have COSMO as my GOOD fairy counterpart!" Wanda sighs and says: "I honestly feel you; but, rules are rules!" Marlene comes in, and she is holding Anti-Poof. She says: "I found the other one! He was hiding in the UNUSED Bathroom Confessional from season one that we don't USE anymore!" Patrick says: "I KNEW IT!" Tigress says: "No, you didn't!" Patrick says: "Okay, fine! I just don't GET the opportunity to SAY that often, all right?!" Tigress shrugs her shoulders, and says: "Fair enough." Anti-Poof says: "I HAD to hide in that stinky place! Who in their right mind would USE it if they didn't have to?!" Po says: "You jerk! I lost all my CLOTHES because of you!" Anti-Poof says: "If I STILL had my magic..." Sniz says: "Well, the fact is, you DON'T! So, Jenny, blast them away!" Jenny says: "Where to?" Sniz says: "Oh, I'd say aim your trajectory for the city of The Casagrandes. A little time around THERE ought to chill them out!" Anti-Cosmo says: "Not a spin-off! NOT a spin-off! ANYTHING but a spin-off!" Fondue says: "Be thankful he's NOT making it The Patrick Star Show!" Anti-Poof says: "I'd rather us wind up THERE than where WE'RE going to--." (BOOM!!!!) Anti-Poof screams: "LAND!!!!" And Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Poof zoom out of sight! Jenny says: "My, GOSH! That felt good!" Sniz says: "So, with THAT out of the way we can get back to the challenge, and--." Marlene says: "The challenge is already won!" Fondue asks: "What?! How?!" Wanda says: "Finish line monitor, sir!" She waves her wand, and a T.V. screen appears, showing Private, riding Chameleon who is currently transformed into an electric car. Private is waving all ten orbs, indicating that he has won the challenge! Tigress is genuinely stunned, and she says: "I don't believe it." Bubble Bass says: "That is WHY you lost!" Sniz says: "No rule against Chameleon changing into a fast vehicle, so Private can finish the challenge faster. Advantage, Private!" Taotie screams: "Have you FORGOTTEN about us?! Or do we need to pound you?!" Tigress says: "You're totally a non-issue! Bubble Bass, Doodlebob!" Bubble Bass says: "On it!" And Bubble Bass uses his bubble powers to wash away Doodlebob, scrubbing him away into nothingness, and trapping Spongebob's Abrasive Side into a bubble, and kicking him far away! Bubble Bass says: "And THIS time, DON'T come back!" Spongebob's Abrasive Side futilely screams: "REVENGE!!!! As he sails out of sight! Patrick asks: "Is he gone for GOOD this time?" Marlene says: "It all depends!" Spongebob says: "On his will to survive?" Sniz says: "No! Toy sales! If his toys sell well, he'll come back from parts unknown in season five!" General Barracuda says: "At least we're HONEST about it!" Tigress says: "Jenny, electric shock!" Jenny says: "Pleasure!" And she zaps Snaptrap, electrifying him out of the 1987 "Robocop" armor! Tigress grabs the "Robocop" armor, and she says: "And now YOU, Taotie!" Taotie screams: "CURSE YOU TIGRESS!!!!" And she fires ALL of the "Robocop" weaponry at Taotie's machine, not stopping until it is completely destroyed and explodes!!!! After the smoke clears, Po shouts: "WHOO!!!! Best fight EVER!!!!" Tigress chuckles and she says: "Make that, BEST sight ever! I think you lost your apron!" Fondue asks: "Sniz, is THAT going to be a problem?" Sniz says: "If Patrick's Dad in The Patrick Star Show can appear naked, so can Po." Marlene asks: "Was THAT the bar we were WAITING for?!" Wally says: "Hey, at least WE have a bar!" Po says: "And I got to admit it feels so good! Nothing like feeling the breeze!" Patrick says: "I know how THAT feels!" Sniz says: "So, not the episode I envisioned, but Private HAS won the challenge and has immunity! You three contestants, are on the chopping block! Make your decisions, and I will see you at the Elimination Ceremony, tonight!" General Barracuda says: "I don't say this enough, but I'm proud of the way you've handled yourself this season, son. You've done so much, and mostly WITHOUT my help! It makes me glad you're carrying on the name of Barracuda!" Bubble Bass says: "Thanks, dad. And Wanda?" Wanda asks: "What is it?" Bubble Bass says: "About Master Coelaceanth. Now, did you manage to turn OFF the magic from the Anti-Fairy world, BEFORE Anti-Cosmo's wish COULD resurrect Master Coelaceanth's body?!" Wanda gets an Anime sweat drop, and she worriedly says: "I'm afraid I currently have no way of knowing." / The scene cuts to the foot of Mount Snizmore, and a purple lightning bolt shoots down and hits the ground where a make-shift grave has been made, with a tombstone reading, "Here Lies Master Coelaceanth". And the tune of "In The Hall of The Mountain King" plays while this is going on! When the lightning bolt hits the ground at the tombstone, it appears that ALL of Master Coelaceanth is RISING out of the ground! And Master Coelaceanth sticks his SLIGHTLY un-dead head out of the ground and he yells: "I'M ALIVE AGAIN!!!! MWA, HA, HA...!" Than he notices SOMETHING is off, because his HEAD isn't moving, and the REST of his zombie body is wandering around! Master Coelaceanth says: "CRUD!!!! Forgot about Oonski's AX!!!! HEY! THE REST OF ME!!!! I'm OVER HERE!!!!" But of course, since the rest of Master Coelaceanth's body doesn't HAVE ears to hear, or eyes to see, it isn't FINDING him, and doesn't even HAVE a mouth to respond! Master Coelaceanth says: "Why couldn't I have lost something inconsequential?! Like my LEFT arm fin?! Come ON, body! I don't have all--OOF!!!!" As Master Coelaceanth's body accidentally steps on his own face, and Master Coelaceanth finishes: "Day!" Master Coelaceanth's body picks up a giant boulder and starts carrying it over to Master Coelaceanth's face, and Master Coelaceanth asks: "What are you doing with that rock?! Wait! No, no, NO!!!!" And Master Coelaceanth's body throws down the rock on Master Coelaceanth's face, and he woozily says: "It's a good thing I'm un-dead; otherwise, I would be in SUCH pain right now!" Thankfully, Master Coelaceanth's body seems to have FINALLY gotten the clue, as it picks up Master Coelaceanth's head, and twists it BACK onto his body, making Master Coelaceanth complete again! Master Coelaceanth says: "Curse my muscle memory! Wanting to KILL Spongebob SO badly! Though, it IS nice to know my body has STILL got it, despite being DEAD so long! And thanks to Anti-Cosmo's magic, I KNOW where all the current contestants currently are. It looks like his spell wasn't strong enough to WISH me alive there! But no matter! I'll make my OWN way there, somehow!" And he starts walking eastward, toward the still far-away Lake Michigan and to the tune of "In The Hall Of The Mountain King", Master Coelaceanth sings: "Going to kill freaking Spongebob; going to kill that freaking Spongebob!" / The scene cuts back to the campground. It is now night-time, and the contestants are all at the camp-fire. Only Tigress is still hanging around. Marlene asks: "Excuse me, why are YOU still here?!" Tigress says: "Why should I bother to leave with all the OTHER losers?! It's obvious I don't NEED to go anywhere! Po has totally GOT this!" General Barracuda says: "If your HEAD were any bigger, you WOULDN'T even be able to FIT through Master Shifu's Temple!" Tigress sarcastically says: "Ho ho, very funny. Ha ha, it IS to laugh!" Sniz says: "You have all cast your votes, and there are only three safe marshmallows left! When I call your name, you will receive a safe marshmallow!" Tigress says: "And we ALL know who's going to win the FIRST one! Don't tell me! I'm TOO modest!" Private says: "If that's HER definition of 'Modest', imagine what the ANTITHESIS looks like!" Sniz says: "The contestant that does NOT receive a safe marshmallow, must immediately pack their bags, head for the Slingshot of Shame, and be flung out of here! That means you are out of the contest, and you cannot come back, for the remainder of THIS contest!" Tigress says: "STOP teasing the audience, SNIZ! Say Po's name!" Sniz says: "Now, with the formalities out of the way, it's time to reveal the safe contestants! Private! Jenny!" Tigress screams: "WHAT?! This isn't an Elimination Ceremony! It's a FIX! FIX, FIX, FIX!!!!" Bubble Bass asks: "And you're NOT the least CONCERNED about MY safety?!" Tigress screams: "I AM TIGRESS!!!! Po and I DESERVE TO WIN THIS!!!!" Sniz says: "Well, do you know what I say to THAT, Little Miss 'Deserves'?!" Tigress asks: "What?!" Sniz says: "Po lost!" Tigress screams: "WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The sound echoing and managing to make it ALL the WAY to the hotel where Johnny Krill and all the other eliminated contestants are currently staying! Johnny Krill groans and says: "SHEESH! That girl is a SORE loser!" Tigress says: "That is IMPOSSIBLE! BUBBLE BASS, we HAD a DEAL!" Bubble Bass says: "Sorry, couldn't do it. The deal ONLY applied to YOU as a contestant, NOT to your boyfriend! Besides, Private and I made a deal to each other, and that required cutting Po out of the contest, for Po disrespecting Private. In other words, making the same STUPID mistake YOU just made!" Po says: "For the record, that was Anti-Cosmo's FAULT! I never would've said such things out LOUD if it wasn't for Anti-Cosmo's doing!" Private says: "Well, that doesn't change the fact that you DID say it, and since it WAS how you honestly felt, I'm afraid I had to act with an appropriate response to that!" Tigress scoffs says: "Well, at LEAST I STILL have Po, regardless! I guess it's back to the Slingshot Of Shame, again!" Sniz says: "Only for you!" Tigress asks: "WHAT?! WHY?!" Sniz says: "For two reasons! First, you WERE mean and surly just now!" Wanda says: "And second, Po might be mostly muscle! But there's STILL 776 POUNDS of it! And the most the Slingshot of Shame can handle is 444! Po will be taking the Limo of Shame home!" Sniz says: "And since you OFFERED, you will take the Slingshot of Shame instead!" And General Barracuda grabs Tigress, and gets her fitted with safety gear, and Tigress says: "NO! I want to go with--!" (FLING!!!!) Tigress screams: "PO!!!!" Po asks: "Is she going to be all right?" Sniz says: "Don't worry about it! Cats ALWAYS land on their feet!" And off in the distance, Tigress screams: "OW!!!! My feet!!!!" Sniz chuckles, and says: "That NEVER gets old!" Po says: "Well, I'm satisfied! Good luck, you three! I'll see you at the finale!" And Po gets in the Limo of Shame, and it drives off! Sniz says: "And then there were three. We've come down to Bubble Bass, Jenny X-J9 and Private! Three contestants who have outlasted eleven others! One more contestant will face elimination in the semi-finals round, next time on Total Cartoon Island Strikes Back!" / The scene cuts to far-away again, and Master Coelaceanth has finally made it to a highway. Master Coelaceanth says: "My undead body seems to have lost a little bit of speed, thanks to...being dead! If ONLY I had something FAST to travel in!" And who BUT Tigress should zoom in, land on her feet and screams: "OW!!!! My feet!!!!" Master Coelaceanth says: "Master Tigress!" Tigress says: "You! You're Master Coelaceanth!" Master Coelaceanth bitterly says: "Have you come as an assassin? Here to do General Barracuda's dirty work?" Tigress says: "I could care LESS about General Barracuda! I WANT REVENGE!!!! I give Bubble Bass the training and tips he needed to thrive as a contestant, and he THANKS me by letting PO get ELIMINATED?!!! Has he FORGOTTEN who I AM?!!! I break BRICKS for a living! He is going to PAY for this humiliation!" Master Coelaceanth says: "So, you want to get revenge, as well. It would seem that our goals have a common interest!" Tigress says: "Don't get me wrong! I could care LESS about whether or NOT, YOU get revenge on Spognebob, just so long as I GET to TEACH Bubble Bass his OWN lesson in HUMILIATION!!!! However, bringing YOU along would install a healthy sense of FEAR in him! I'll get you to where the season is taking place!" Master Coelaceanth asks: "And just HOW are you going to do that?!" Tigress chuckles, and says: "Watch, and learn!" Tigress sticks an unexposed leg out, to lure in a truck, and sure enough, a truck being driven by Gordon Quid, pulls over. Gordon gets out, and he says: "Hey there, charming lass! Is there something I can help you with?" Tigress grabs Gordon by the neck, pulls out a picture of the campsite on the island in Lake Michigan, and she says: "Take me and Master Coelaceanth here!" Gordon defiantly says: "No way!" Master Coelaceanth opens his mouth, revealing the worms and bugs that have made his undead body their home, and Master Coelaceanth screams: "TAKE US!!!!" And he SLAMS his foot on the gas pedal, and they drive off, with Master Coelaceanth singing to the tune of "In The Hall Of The Mountain King": "Going to kill freaking Spongebob; going to kill that freaking Spongebob!" / And the episode ends on an eerie note! / Episode Notes: Po is eliminated in this episode, meaning all the returning contestants from season three (which were only Po and Tigress), have now been eliminated at least twice! Also, all the representatives from "Kung Fu Panda: Legends Of Awesomeness", have now been eliminated. Featured song in this episode: "Beast Of Burden". Anti-Cosmo's reason for his evil is revealed in this episode; he had been working to gather enough energy to revive Master Coelaceanth, a plan that he finally enacted in this episode! While Anti-Cosmo was stopped BEFORE he could transport Master Coelaceanth to the island in Lake Michigan, Master Coelaceanth is now undead, and has now teamed up with Tigress, who BOTH want revenge! First time Private has won a challenge. Eliminated Contestants: 14. Bessie Higgenbottom ("The Mighty B!"); 13. Rico ("The Penguins Of Madagascar"); 12. Katarra ("Avatar: The Last Airbender"); 11. Theodore Seville ("Alvinnn!!! And The Chipmunks"); 10. Danny Fenton ("Danny Phantom"); 9. Fee ("Harvey Beaks"); 8. Brittany Miller ("Alvinnn!!! And The Chipmunks"); 7. Johnny Krill ("Spongebob Squarepants"); 6. Tigress ("Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness"); 5. Kowalski ("The Penguins Of Madagascar"). 4. Po ("Kung Fu Panda: Legends Of Awesomeness"). Remaining Contestants: Bubble Bass, Jenny Wakeman, and Private. / Personal Notes: I guess the reason why it took me as long as I did to write this episode, is that I didn't want to write it, until I could make it as epic as I possibly could. Of course, good episodes take time, and I wanted to be sure I had enough time, to write down the rest of this episode in a single shot! Fortunately, there are only two episodes left in season 4A, so hopefully, they won't take as long to write down. Of course, now that the DREADED Master Coelaceanth has been revived, there's no telling WHAT might happen! / That's it for this episode! Hope to see you again, soon! Enough said, true believers!

That last post was LITERALLY a SMASH!!!!

^9/10. In "Just One Bite", it originally showed Squidward physically entering into the Krusty Krab, only to have a bucket of gasoline dropped, and a match lit, causing a fireball explosion to happen, TWICE. Both instances were cut after parents complained about how it evoked reminders of 9/11/2001.

To paraphrase Rick Moranis: "What the h*** am I looking at?! When does THIS happen on TV.com?!" Colonel Sandurz: "Now, sir. You're looking at NOW. Everything that happens now, is happening NOW." Dark Helmet: "Go back to THEN!" Sandurz: "When?!" Dark Helmet: "NOW!" Sandurz: "Now?! I can't!" Dark Helmet: "Why?!" Sandurz: "We just passed it! We're at NOW, now!" Dark Helmet: "What happened to THEN?!" Sandurz: "When?!" Dark Helmet: "NOW!" Sandurz: "Now? We missed it!" Dark Helmet: "When?!" Sandurz: "Just now!" Dark Helmet: "When will then be now?" Sandurz: "Soon." Dark Helmet: "How soon?" / And FYI, I have NO idea what point I was trying to make with that whole conversation...something about missing out the site I started on, I guess! Enough said!

Listening to a Dionne Warwick Greatest Hits album. She's...surprisingly NOT terrible as SOME critics claim!

I think that's very possible, AND trying to make "Kamp Koral" MORE canon to "Spongebob Squarepants" (even though in MY opinion, they already did that in "Kamp Koral" proper, but I digress). Anyways, both episodes sound interesting. Enough said!

It's tough for me to say, because all aspects of my school education (from Preschool to Community College) all had their good points (and some low points), but if I had to pick just one, I guess I would go with College, because that's where I first got the opportunity to get into Radio Broadcasting and Art!

"Nature Mr. Eugene Krabs" ("Nature Pants").

WHAT'S THIS?! It actually took me LESS than a WHOLE week to start writing on the next episode?! Maybe I'm starting to get my efficiency back, knock on wood! (Whatever THAT means!) In any case, it's time for the Penultimate episode of "Total Cartoon Island Strikes Back!" Hope you're ready for it! / Sniz is in a dance studio, and he says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island Strikes Back, (Clips of the previous episode play throughout), we were down to the Final Four; Po, Jenny, Bubble Bass and Private. Po and Jenny made the BIG mistake of insulting Private's seeming lack of challenge potential right in FRONT of him, unleashing a primal beast that neither of them saw coming! Private made an alliance with Bubble Bass to vote off either Po or Jenny, determined by which contestant won the challenge; but the challenge got interrupted, by none other than Anti-Cosmo! But when Anti-Cosmo threatened to bring the evil Master Coelaceanth back to life, that's when I decided that enough was enough, and I had Wanda, pull the plug on the magic being supplied to the Anti-Fairies. Afterwards, I had Jenny, fling both Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Poof, out of the game! During the confusion, Private managed to actually WIN the contest in record speed, winning immunity for himself, and ensuring elimination for Po, much to the absolute hatred of Tigress! Unfortunately, Anti-Cosmo's spell managed to hit Master Coelaceanth, and bring him back as an un-dead fish, and who should land close to him, ALSO seeking revenge, except Tigress?! That's right, Tigress was FURIOUS that Po had lost, and took it upon herself to bring Master Coelaceanth to us, by any means necessary! (The Clips End) Wanda, have you been able to pin-point their location yet?" Wanda shakes her head, and says: "Unfortunately, no! I had Jaundissimo look into it, but we haven't been able to lock down where Master Coelaceanth IS, yet! All we know is that, he's still on his way here!" Sniz says: "Well, keep looking! I mean, I'm SURE we'll be able to handle him, but hopefully, we won't have to! Still, better get this place prepared, just in case!" Wanda says: "On it, Sniz!" And Wanda flies away! Sniz says: "While Wanda gets this place secure, we'll move right into our next challenge! There are only three contestants left; Jenny, Private, and Bubble Bass! One more contestant will face elimination, before we move to the last challenge, featuring the Final Two! Who will make it to the end? Find out in a sizzling episode of Total Cartoon Island Strikes Back! It's hot!" / Instead of the normal show open, a collage of all the best dance moves from the previous four seasons play, all to the tune of Whitney Houston's hit song: "I Wanna Dance With Somebody Who Loves Me!" / Whitney sings: "Huh, yeah, woo! Hey yeah, huh! Ooh yeah, uh huh, yeah! I wanna dance! Clock strikes upon the hour, and the sun begins to fade. Still enough time to figure out how to chase my blues away. I've done alright up 'til now. It's the light of day that shows me how! And when the night falls, Loneliness calls. Oh, I wanna dance with somebody! I wanna feel the heat with somebody! Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody; with somebody who loves me! Oh, I wanna dance with somebody! I wanna feel the heat with somebody! Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody; with somebody who loves me! I've been in love and lost my senses, spinning through the town. Sooner or later, the fever ends, and I wind up feeling down. I need a man who'll take a chance on a love that burns hot enough to last! So when the night falls, my lonely heart calls. Oh, I wanna dance with somebody! I wanna feel the heat with somebody! Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody; with somebody who loves me! Oh, I wanna dance with somebody! I wanna feel the heat! Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody; with somebody who loves me! Somebody who, somebody who; somebody who loves me! Somebody who, somebody who; to hold me in his arms, oh! I need a man who'll take a chance on a love that burns hot enough to last! So when the night falls, my lonely heart calls! Oh, I wanna dance with somebody! I wanna feel the heat with somebody! Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody; with somebody who loves me! Oh, I wanna dance with somebody! I wanna feel the heat with somebody! Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody; with somebody who loves me! Oooh, Dance! You know, baby! Dance! Woo, yeah! Dance! Now get with this! Woah! Don't you wanna dance (dance) with me, baby? Don't you wanna dance (dance) with me, boy? Hey, don't you wanna dance (dance) with me, baby?! With somebody who loves me! Don't you wanna dance? Say you wanna dance? Don't you wanna dance? Dance! Don't you wanna dance? Say you wanna dance? Don't you wanna dance? Dance! Don't you wanna dance? Say you wanna dance, uh-huh! Dance! With somebody who loves me! Oooh! Dance! Oooh! Dance! Oooh! Dance!" / And the opening sequence ends! / "Dancing Machine!" / The show opens up proper, in Bubble Bass' hotel room, where Bubble Bass is taking a shower, and talking to Blonda on speaker phone. Blonda says: "So, what most people DON'T realize is not only DID I ghostwrite Whitney Houston's hit song of "I Wanna Dance With Somebody Who Loves Me", I taught her ALL of the dance moves she used in the music video for that song. Of course, if I had KNOWN the kind of life she was going to have afterwards, I would've advised her against doing some things!" Bubble Bass asks: "What things?" Blonda says: "That, I can't answer; lest I potentially fall victim to slander, which is the LAST thing either of us want!" Bubble Bass says: "Fair enough!" Bubble Bass turns off the shower and dries himself, and Blonda says: "So, how IS your situation working out for you?" Bubble Bass says: "Pretty good! It's AMAZING what you can do, when all you need is bubbles!" And he demonstrates by surrounding himself with bubbles! Blonda says: "I'll admit it's impressive, but you better be prepared for the upcoming challenge!" Bubble Bass says: "Do you know what it's going to be about?" Blonda says: "Even if I did, I wouldn't be allowed to tell you! But in any case, it's the second to last challenge of the season, so it will probably be harder than anything you've faced before! And you're not exactly at an advantage, right now!" Bubble Bass asks: "Why is that?" Blonda says: "You lost the LAST challenge! The only reason YOU'RE still around, is that Private kept HIS end of the deal! There's no telling if he'll do so a SECOND time!" Bubble Bass says: "Private is as worried about Jenny as I am. I trust him enough to keep his word. I've kept mine so far!" Blonda says: "There's something else you need to know." Bubble Bass says: "About how you're doing?" Blonda says: "No, I'm still doing fine. I'm talking about Master Coelaceanth, Anti-Cosmo's spell HIT Master Coelaceanth's body before his magic powers were shut off; he's been brought back as an un-dead fish, and he's heading your way! He wants REVENGE on Spongebob!" Bubble Bass asks: "Why Spongebob?! My DAD was the one who threw him off a cliff, and Oonski the Great was the one who beheaded him!" Blonda says: "Both statements are true, but Master Coelaceanth wants revenge for Dennis! Master Coelaceanth had groomed him, to follow him as successor to his empire, and Spongebob, indirectly or otherwise, was responsible for Dennis' unfortunate demise! Master Coelaceanth wants revenge for THAT! And WORSE; Tigress is HELPING him, to get REVENGE against YOU!" Bubble Bass sputters, and he asks: "What didn't she GET about OUR partnership?! I made it SPECIFICALLY CLEAR that I was only going to help her as LONG as she was a contestant! I certainly did NOT promise her that I was going to throw my OWN game away, just so Po could win, and satisfy her enormous ego! She might have HELPED me become a better contestant, but that's ALL that's she done! I'm certainly NOT willing to simply ALLOW her to walk all over ME, and anyone ELSE that she wants to! I'm standing up for myself!" Blonda says: "Bubble Bass, lest you forget, Katarra already TRIED that, and Tigress BEAT Katarra without even laying a finger on her! By those standards, you can't win!" Bubble Bass looks at his stash of jewels, and Bubble Bass says: "Maybe I CAN'T win in a physical fight, but there ARE alternatives to fighting! Don't worry about a thing, I've got a plan!" Blonda says: "Good! Take care of yourself!" Bubble Bass says: "You know I will!" And Bubble Bass hangs up! Bubble Bass says: "Wally!" Wally zooms in, and he says: "Admiral Wally, his smartness, reporting for duty, Bubble Bass!" Bubble Bass says: "No need to be so formal! How much weight can a bubble hold?" Wally says: "It depends on how thick you make it!" Bubble Bass says: "Well, how heavy do you think those jewels are?" Wally says: "They're fairly light! Why do you ask?" Bubble Bass says: "Simple! Tigress and Master Coelaceanth MAY want revenge, but they also like WINNING, a LOT! I'm banking on their inability to take losing well, to my advantage!" Wally asks: "How are you going to do that?!" Bubble Bass says: "I simply give them an IMPOSSIBLE choice! They can fight me and PROBABLY win, but they will definitely LOSE all the jewels that I've found, or they can admit that they're NOT the best at everything, and I'll STILL give Tigress a portion of my jewels, but they still CAN'T say that they're the best of everything! In other words; I lose, THEY lose! I don't lose, Tigress gets to walk away $2.4 Million in jewels richer!" Wally asks: "But what about Master Coelaceanth?" Bubble Bass says: "He could be WATCHING us for all we know! We'll just have to improvise when the time comes!" Wally says: "Well, whatever you need, you can count on me! I'd NEVER let my friends down if I can help it!" Bubble Bass says: "I know you will, Wally! I know you will!" (Confessional) Wally says: "Bubble Bass, has helped me feel more comfortable, being the monkey that I am. I'm smart, and I can be a monkey; those two things AREN'T exclusive to overlapping! Besides, I'm happy getting to be with Bubble Bass! Maybe I'll even get to do what I couldn't do LAST season, and be adopted as a son! I mean, I know Blonda is already expecting, but, I could be around to help them out!" / Bubble Bass says: "Well, I've got one part of my plan set! Now, all that needs to happen, is to see how Tigress and her ego, will react to the situation. I have no idea just what exactly she WANTS to win! She's conflicted, and that's the HARDEST opponent to deal with! I've done what I can do, I just hope Private will be able to back me up! Sure, Jenny has more fire-power, but I'm NOT backing out of my deal with Private now! If there's one thing my dad has taught me, is that once you make a deal, you should always follow through to the end of it! And that's what I'm going to do!" (End Confessional) The camera shifts to Private's Luxury Suite room, where he's eating all the kippers and other assorted fishes that he wants. Private says: "Being a winner has it's advantages! Comfortable bed; all your meals served to you on a silver platter, and your choice of 770 channels to watch from, and NONE of them sports, thankfully! If I win, I'd like to have this sort of life everyday!" And Private hears a knock on his door! Private asks: "Who is it?" Jenny says: "It's me, Jenny! Can I come in?!" Private rolls his eyes, as if he can't BELIEVE what is happening, but he decides to let it go, groans, and says: "FINE!!!!" And Jenny comes in. Jenny says: "Um, I wanted to say 'Thank you', for keeping me and booting off Po, the way you did last night!" Private says: "If you're trying to apologize for the way you viciously shot ME down for wanting to compete against you, than you can FORGET it! Those words HURT, you know! And just because I'm nice, that doesn't mean that I'm going to let those insults slide! Those words were hurtful! Not physical, but STILL emotional! Penguins have feelings TO, you know!" Jenny says: "Come on! That was Anti-Cosmo's fault! I NEVER would've talked like that to you, if Anti-Cosmo hadn't cast his SPELL on me! I'm not LIKE that! I am a hero! Yes, I've made mistakes; but I LEARN from them! I am NEVER going to talk to you like that again!" Private looks at her suspiciously, and says: "I'll wait and see. Actions speak louder than words, you know. But, regardless of WHAT you've said, I've still made a deal with Bubble Bass, and I'm sticking with it! He TREATS me like an ACTUAL opponent, and RESPECTS me! You haven't shown me the same degree of respect that he has!" Jenny says: "I know, and I'm really sorry! So, how about a little forgiveness now?" Private says: "I forgive you for unintentionally insulting me, but I'm STILL not going to go easy on you! This is the second to last challenge! You want to be in the finals, you're going to have to EARN it!" And Private closes his room to Jenny, and Jenny says: "Gulp!" Unable to ACTUALLY gulp because she is a robot! (Confessional) Jenny says: "It just goes to show how one small mistake, can have lasting repercussions! But to be honest, I certainly had nothing to lose by at least TRYING to apologize! Better to have at least MADE an effort, than to have made none at all! But, seeing as how that offer's been pulled off the table, I have no other option but to do my best! I've made it THIS far by doing so; and I owe it to my mom and friends to keep doing my best for as long as I can! It's time to see just how well I was made! And if I go down, I'm not going down without a fight!" / Private says: "I'm sure Jenny was being sincere, but I can't afford to be weak any longer! Jenny and Po showed me, that they'll walk all OVER anyone they see as weak! I may not like it, but I have to be tough finishing this game if I want any respect from them! I guess what Skipper told me was true; 'That to get respect, it HAS to be earned!' Well, I'm going to EARN it, no matter WHAT it takes!" (End Confessional) The campsite is interrupted, when K.C. And The Sunshine Band's "Boogie Shoes" plays in the background! Over the loud-speakers, Sniz announces: "Attention, contestants! Congratulations on making it to the semi-final round of this competition! Report to the cafeteria, which is now a dance studio! You're next challenge, awaits you there!" Wally says: "A dance studio?! I think I KNOW what you're next challenge is going to be!" Bubble Bass says: "And hopefully, there WON'T be any curve balls like there USUALLY are! But, I guess we'll just have to wait and see!" / The contestants all arrive at the Dance Studio, to see that plenty of room has been made, for dancing to occur! Private asks: "A dance studio?! What gives?!" Sniz says: "First off, allow me to extend my respect and admiration for the three of you! In my wildest dreams, I didn't expect the Final Three to boil down to the three of you! Well, ONE of you was always in it, but I'll decline answering who it is, out of the respect of the other two players!" Jenny says: "I already KNOW you're talking about ME; there's no other LOGICAL choice as to who it could be!" Marlene scoffs and sarcastically says: "Way to endear yourself to the other players! Even I didn't sound THAT conceited during MY two seasons!" Sniz says: "Thank you, Marlene! In any case, you've made it past eleven other contestants; and now, the time has come to find out, which one of you two, gets to go to the Finals, and I would recommend against saying that it will BE yourself, personally, lest you jinx yourself!" Wally says: "Even I would NEVER try to do something like THAT, unlike Tigress!" Private asks: "Why would you say THAT?!" Wally says: "Because Tigress is WITH Master Coelaceanth, and they are on their way here! And when Tigress gets here, it WON'T be pretty!" And Private gulps nervously! (Confessional) Private says: "Just MY luck! It figures! As soon as I FINALLY find MY inner toughness; Tigress is threatening to come back, break it, chew it up, spit it out, step on it, and shove it into a shredder and LAUGH about it! But if I back down NOW, than Tigress will NEVER let me live it down! I've GOT to stick it out! If not for MY sake, than for the sake of Rico and Kowalski! I'm doing this for them!" / Wally says: "Frankly, I don't envy ANYONE who has to deal with Master Coelaceanth! Bad enough when he was fully alive! But un-dead? I'm certainly not sure how THAT'S going to turn out! I'd suggest to cut off his head; but seeing as how THAT'S how Master Coelaceanth is un-dead to begin with, I don't think that's going to work a second time! I sure hope Bubble Bass has an idea on how to deal with him, cause even I, a smart Admiral, can't think of a way to deal with him!" / Bubble Bass says: "Truthfully, I have thought of a way to deal with him, but I can't talk about it; or Master Coelaceanth could overhear and find a way to counter it! So I have to keep the plan to myself for now! I'm sure it will work regardless; but an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "As you can see, the cafeteria is temporarily a dance studio, and your challenge will be as follows! Each of you must come up with a song, and your own dance to go along with it! I will be judging you, along with two former contestants!" General Barracuda asks: "And who would those two former contestants be?" And as if on cue, the door flies open, and Sway-Sway and Buhdeuce are standing in the door-way! Sway-Sway says: "What up?! Sway-Sway and Buhdeuce are in the house!--Er, Dance Studio!" Buhdeuce says: "We are here to judge your dance moves!" Fondue asks: "Sway-Sway and Buhdeuce? That's who you went with?" Sniz says: "It was either THEM, or the cast of 'It's Pony!' And, let's be honest; it would be WAY too embarrassing to have a show that lasted only ONE season, as guest judges for this contest!" Wally says: "I'm not sure how to feel about THAT particular comment!" Sniz says: "In any case, we'll be judging your dance moves, on a scale from 1 to 10. So, whoever scores higher, does better! And whoever scores the highest, wins!" Jenny asks: "And what's the catch THIS time?!" Sniz says: "There's no catch! Why do you ALWAYS assume there is a catch?!" Private says: "Because there usually IS?!" Sniz says: "Ordinarily, yes! However, with Master Coelaceanth and Tigress on their way here, we figured you had ENOUGH to worry about, without adding any CATCH on top of it!" Bubble Bass says: "How refreshingly LUCKY for us!" Sniz says: "So, you have one hour to think of a dance move, and report back here!" Wanda asks: "Why an hour?" Sniz says: "That will give you Fairies time, to hopefully FIND Master Coelaceanth, and give our sponsors some much needed ad-time! Our show doesn't pay for itself, you know!" Marlene says: "Unless you count the merchandise! My toys sell like hot-cakes!" Sniz says: "In any case, be prepared! Because when you come back, we will get the dancing challenge underway; on Total Cartoon Island Strikes Back! That is all!" / (Commercial Break) / I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now!

Happy Birthday, smartcookie20! Hope you enjoy your birthday treats!

Never thought they'd bring back Cro-Magnon Sponge, Snail Sponge, Knight Sponge, and SpongeBuck again! And as far as seven worlds go? "Mario + Rabbids Battle Kingdom" only had 4 levels, but each level had 10 stages, and optional challenges that made the game feel longer and harder than that! Maybe this upcoming game will have a similar deal; a small number of levels, but a healthy amount of stages, and a bunch of optional challenges to extend the game beyond the regular game-play! It's definitely something I'm putting on MY watch list! Enough said, true believers!

In movie theaters, I have recently seen "Respect" (the Aretha Franklin movie biopic), and "Paw Patrol: The Movie". Both were good in their own ways.

I...cannot BELIEVE it took me more than a year to get back to writing this episode! I actually wanted to write it down sooner, but life kept getting in the way. So, I apologize for the delay. I'll write down this part of the episode segment, and hopefully, it won't take me ANOTHER full year to write down another episode! Here's the second and final part of the "Total Cartoon Island Strikes Back" episode, "Beasts Of Burden!" (Dedicated to Charlie Watts) / The commercials finally end, and Sniz says: "Okay, everybody! It's time to discuss what you all need to know!" Tigress snarkily says: "Why it ALWAYS feels like it takes so LONG to get BACK to the action whenever you NEED to take a commercial break?!" Fondue rolls his eyes and says: "BESIDES that!" Sniz says: "I told you that letting the Anti-Fairies handle our airing schedule would be a bad idea, AND as usual, you NEVER listen to the smart guy!" Taotie says: "Maybe he WOULD if you EVER said anything smart to BEGIN with!" General Barracuda snaps: "Now YOU shut your SNOUT! You're lucky that YOU'RE even here in the first place! We originally wanted Oonski to come back, and YOU only got to come back because he said, 'No'!" Taotie asks: "I wasn't the FIRST choice?!" Marlene scoffs, and says: "PLEASE! You were BARELY your wife's SECOND choice!" And Taotie fumes at that statement! (Confessional) Taotie says: "Honestly, I'm tired of everyone always demeaning me! It's getting on my nerves! Luckily for me, I've got a plan cooked up with Anti-Cosmo, that will MAKE them respect me, ONCE and for all!" / General Barracuda says: "My superior or not, NOBODY disrespects Sniz when I'm around, especially NOT some snot-nosed, third rate Big Bad Wannabe! If Taotie wants to try to prove that he's eviler than thou, he's going to be in for a WORLD of hurt!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Ignoring that LAST tangent, here is how the challenge is going to work." Private says: "Finally, we can devise a plan of action!" Sniz says: "Each contestant and partner set, will be taking a different route across the island, to the other side of the island at the finish line. And to make sure you DON'T take any shortcuts, each contestant must pick up ten small orbs along the way. They will be colored white for Po, blue for Jenny, green for Bubble Bass, and black for Private. They will have the faces of the contestants you've outlasted in this competition. Bring all your orbs to the finish line, in order to ensure your immunity at the elimination ceremony tonight. The other contestants will have to face off against each other, as they try to vote someone else off. After tonight, three of you will be one step closer to winning $1.4 million in cold, hard cash!" Anti-Cosmo chuckles evilly, and telepathically communicates: "That doesn't SOUND challenging enough to me!" Patrick asks: "Does this guy EVER get tired of trying to bug you, Bubble Bass?" Bubble Bass sighs, and says: "Not from MY personal experience he hasn't!" Anti-Cosmo appears in a swirl of black and purple lights, and turns the sky all dark and gloomy! Anti-Cosmo says: "Impressed by my impressive entrance?" Jenny says: "Anti-Cosmo! I didn't think YOU would be bold enough to appear in front of us again! Well, THAT mistake will BE your LAST! I'm armed and ready to take you DOWN!" Anti-Cosmo dryly says: "Oh, I'm very WELL aware of what you WANT to do to me! However, I predict that you won't lay a robotic finger on me." Chameleon asks: "Oh, and why is that?" Anti-Cosmo answers: "A little something I like to call, 'Protection Insurance'!" And Anti-Cosmo raises his wand, and a COLOSSAL giant machine appears around Taotie, Snaptrap appears, and is armored in 1987 "Robocop" armor, Spongebob's Abrasive side appears, on top of a giant version of Doodlebob, and Professor Blowhole appears, in a completely tricked out airship with all the modern AND futuristic weapons one can think of! Anti-Cosmo says: "Behold! Your four most PERSONAL enemies are BACK for revenge against you! Come on! You MUST admit that you're impressed!" Tigress says: "PLEASE!!!! I'm NOT impressed! You're SO predictable!" Anti-Cosmo sputters, and he says: "Predictable? PREDICTABLE?! You call THAT predictable?!" Tigress says: "Taotie in a machine? I was thinking about it just this morning." Anti-Cosmo asks: "And Professor Blowhole?!" Tigress says: "Seen it!" Anti-Cosmo asks: "Snaptrap?!" Tigress says: "Tacky!" Anti-Cosmo asks: "Abrasive Side and Doodlebob?!" Tigress says: "Garish!" Tigress than pauses, and says: "The spider's new, though." Anti-Cosmo asks: "The spider?!" And he inexplicably sees a black spider dangling in front of Tigress! Anti-Cosmo maliciously says: "Oh, YES! The SPEE-IDER!!!! Even just ONE bite from Arachnicus Deathicus will result in instant--!" And Tigress blows the spider into Anti-Cosmo's face, and he screams: "AHHH!!!! GET IT OFF!!!! GET IT OFF!!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT--!" And Snaptrap PUNCHES Anti-Cosmo's face to kill the spider, and Tigress enunciates: "Pre-dict-a-ble!" Anti-Cosmo says: "Regardless, YOU are going to fight them, and YOU will not survive!" Tigress scoffs, and says: "PLEASE! I'm going to thrash ALL of them in thirty minutes, and kick butt like I ALWAYS do!" Po nervously says: "Tigress! Remember that LITTLE talk we had about NOT tempting fate and underestimating your opponents?!" Tigress says: "Maybe I WOULD remember IF there were any ACTUAL opponents to worry about! But since there's just Taotie, I'll start with HIM!" General Barracuda says: "And I'll handle the REST! Anti-Cosmo! You can HUMILIATE my son! You can make LIFE miserable for him!" Bubble Bass asks: "And this helps me HOW?!" General Barracuda says: "Well, he already HAS at least ATTEMPTED to do so, there's no denying that! But Anti-Cosmo, when you mess with ALL the contestant's you MESS with me! It's time to fight, fisticuffs! Unless you KNOW that you can't hack it! In which case, surrender NOW, and I'll go EASY on you!" Anti-Cosmo maliciously chuckles, and says: "You STILL don't GET what my entire POINT has been this season, have you?!" Spongebob says: "Well, I THOUGHT we did, right up until YOU chuckled like that; and now, I'm starting to get a little worried!" Bubble Bass says: "And you KNOW things are bad when HE worries, because he almost NEVER worries!" Anti-Cosmo says: "You see, for the longest time, we Anti-Fairies were the ones who ENSURED that Master Coelaceanth STAYED in his evil power! We supplied him with electrical powers! We provided him with the ability to breathe air and live forever. And just HOW do you repay such MAGNIFICENT training in EVIL, General Barracuda? You FAILED him on a daily basis, you outright betrayed him and humiliated Master Coelaceanth's hired help, but on TOP of all that, you THREW Master Coelaceanth down a mountain, where he got BEHEADED by Oonski The Great!" Bubble Bass asks: "And THAT'S WHY you WANTED ME to become a villain?! Just to get BACK at my dad?!" Anti-Cosmo says: "Honestly, no. The fact that you turned OUT to be Horatio Barracuda II, was just a happy little coincidence for me. No, the reason I've been doing ALL of this, was to generate enough dark Anti-Fairy power, to TRULY bring Master Coelaceanth BACK to life!" General Barracuda says: "Spoiler alert, he already TRIED that stunt LAST season, and he was defeated by Keswick!" Anti-Cosmo says: "I know. I've been in touch with Master Coelaceanth. He's been stuck in the netherworld with all the ghosts that Danny Phantom has trapped throughout the years. Spoiler alert, it is LITERALLY Hell! I arranged for Danny Fenton's powers to malfunction, and put a dark spell on this island, to speed up the process of gathering the energy NEEDED for the SUCCESSFUL revival of Master Coelaceanth! I had HOPED to be able to stop ALL of you myself, but SINCE you insist on being SO resilient and unwilling to see things MY way, I'll have to bring out my ACE in the hole!" General Barracuda says: "You're crazy! You can't trust Master Coelaceanth! If he gets what he wants, once YOU'RE no longer of any use to him, he'll dispose of you!" Anti-Cosmo creepily says: "Oh, I'm FAR beyond caring about my OWN safety! I could care LESS what happens to me, and more what happens to you! I want to get rid of you SO much, I'm WILLING to let my OWN HEALTH and SAFETY be HURT, JUST to HURT YOU in the WORST WAY possible! So, get a trick of THIS, my GREATEST TRICK OF ALL!!!!" And Anti-Cosmo raises his wand, and a bolt of purple lightning shoots out of it, than all of Anti-Cosmo's magic suddenly disappears! Anti-Cosmo says: "What?! Out of power?! I can't be out of power! I STILL have a magical power of over 9,000 left! What gives?!" Wanda poofs in, and says: "I pulled the plug to your little operation!" Anti-Cosmo says: "YOU can't do THAT!" Sniz chuckles, and he says: "Oh, YES, she can! Thanks to the authorization clause I INCLUDED in your contract with us! It says, and I quote: 'The party of the undersigned, signed below, clearly dictates in the event that they knowingly, and willingly endanger the lives of the contestants on a repeated basis, and violate these terms three times, will have their authority to use magic, immediately revoked, and replaced by the most immediate available second party, referred within. Signed, Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Poof'. Unquote." Anti-Cosmo screams: "CURSE YOU FINE PRINT!!!! Ruining MY life yet AGAIN! Just like being FORCED to have COSMO as my GOOD fairy counterpart!" Wanda sighs and says: "I honestly feel you; but, rules are rules!" Marlene comes in, and she is holding Anti-Poof. She says: "I found the other one! He was hiding in the UNUSED Bathroom Confessional from season one that we don't USE anymore!" Patrick says: "I KNEW IT!" Tigress says: "No, you didn't!" Patrick says: "Okay, fine! I just don't GET the opportunity to SAY that often, all right?!" Tigress shrugs her shoulders, and says: "Fair enough." Anti-Poof says: "I HAD to hide in that stinky place! Who in their right mind would USE it if they didn't have to?!" Po says: "You jerk! I lost all my CLOTHES because of you!" Anti-Poof says: "If I STILL had my magic..." Sniz says: "Well, the fact is, you DON'T! So, Jenny, blast them away!" Jenny says: "Where to?" Sniz says: "Oh, I'd say aim your trajectory for the city of The Casagrandes. A little time around THERE ought to chill them out!" Anti-Cosmo says: "Not a spin-off! NOT a spin-off! ANYTHING but a spin-off!" Fondue says: "Be thankful he's NOT making it The Patrick Star Show!" Anti-Poof says: "I'd rather us wind up THERE than where WE'RE going to--." (BOOM!!!!) Anti-Poof screams: "LAND!!!!" And Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Poof zoom out of sight! Jenny says: "My, GOSH! That felt good!" Sniz says: "So, with THAT out of the way we can get back to the challenge, and--." Marlene says: "The challenge is already won!" Fondue asks: "What?! How?!" Wanda says: "Finish line monitor, sir!" She waves her wand, and a T.V. screen appears, showing Private, riding Chameleon who is currently transformed into an electric car. Private is waving all ten orbs, indicating that he has won the challenge! Tigress is genuinely stunned, and she says: "I don't believe it." Bubble Bass says: "That is WHY you lost!" Sniz says: "No rule against Chameleon changing into a fast vehicle, so Private can finish the challenge faster. Advantage, Private!" Taotie screams: "Have you FORGOTTEN about us?! Or do we need to pound you?!" Tigress says: "You're totally a non-issue! Bubble Bass, Doodlebob!" Bubble Bass says: "On it!" And Bubble Bass uses his bubble powers to wash away Doodlebob, scrubbing him away into nothingness, and trapping Spongebob's Abrasive Side into a bubble, and kicking him far away! Bubble Bass says: "And THIS time, DON'T come back!" Spongebob's Abrasive Side futilely screams: "REVENGE!!!! As he sails out of sight! Patrick asks: "Is he gone for GOOD this time?" Marlene says: "It all depends!" Spongebob says: "On his will to survive?" Sniz says: "No! Toy sales! If his toys sell well, he'll come back from parts unknown in season five!" General Barracuda says: "At least we're HONEST about it!" Tigress says: "Jenny, electric shock!" Jenny says: "Pleasure!" And she zaps Snaptrap, electrifying him out of the 1987 "Robocop" armor! Tigress grabs the "Robocop" armor, and she says: "And now YOU, Taotie!" Taotie screams: "CURSE YOU TIGRESS!!!!" And she fires ALL of the "Robocop" weaponry at Taotie's machine, not stopping until it is completely destroyed and explodes!!!! After the smoke clears, Po shouts: "WHOO!!!! Best fight EVER!!!!" Tigress chuckles and she says: "Make that, BEST sight ever! I think you lost your apron!" Fondue asks: "Sniz, is THAT going to be a problem?" Sniz says: "If Patrick's Dad in The Patrick Star Show can appear naked, so can Po." Marlene asks: "Was THAT the bar we were WAITING for?!" Wally says: "Hey, at least WE have a bar!" Po says: "And I got to admit it feels so good! Nothing like feeling the breeze!" Patrick says: "I know how THAT feels!" Sniz says: "So, not the episode I envisioned, but Private HAS won the challenge and has immunity! You three contestants, are on the chopping block! Make your decisions, and I will see you at the Elimination Ceremony, tonight!" General Barracuda says: "I don't say this enough, but I'm proud of the way you've handled yourself this season, son. You've done so much, and mostly WITHOUT my help! It makes me glad you're carrying on the name of Barracuda!" Bubble Bass says: "Thanks, dad. And Wanda?" Wanda asks: "What is it?" Bubble Bass says: "About Master Coelaceanth. Now, did you manage to turn OFF the magic from the Anti-Fairy world, BEFORE Anti-Cosmo's wish COULD resurrect Master Coelaceanth's body?!" Wanda gets an Anime sweat drop, and she worriedly says: "I'm afraid I currently have no way of knowing." / The scene cuts to the foot of Mount Snizmore, and a purple lightning bolt shoots down and hits the ground where a make-shift grave has been made, with a tombstone reading, "Here Lies Master Coelaceanth". And the tune of "In The Hall of The Mountain King" plays while this is going on! When the lightning bolt hits the ground at the tombstone, it appears that ALL of Master Coelaceanth is RISING out of the ground! And Master Coelaceanth sticks his SLIGHTLY un-dead head out of the ground and he yells: "I'M ALIVE AGAIN!!!! MWA, HA, HA...!" Than he notices SOMETHING is off, because his HEAD isn't moving, and the REST of his zombie body is wandering around! Master Coelaceanth says: "CRUD!!!! Forgot about Oonski's AX!!!! HEY! THE REST OF ME!!!! I'm OVER HERE!!!!" But of course, since the rest of Master Coelaceanth's body doesn't HAVE ears to hear, or eyes to see, it isn't FINDING him, and doesn't even HAVE a mouth to respond! Master Coelaceanth says: "Why couldn't I have lost something inconsequential?! Like my LEFT arm fin?! Come ON, body! I don't have all--OOF!!!!" As Master Coelaceanth's body accidentally steps on his own face, and Master Coelaceanth finishes: "Day!" Master Coelaceanth's body picks up a giant boulder and starts carrying it over to Master Coelaceanth's face, and Master Coelaceanth asks: "What are you doing with that rock?! Wait! No, no, NO!!!!" And Master Coelaceanth's body throws down the rock on Master Coelaceanth's face, and he woozily says: "It's a good thing I'm un-dead; otherwise, I would be in SUCH pain right now!" Thankfully, Master Coelaceanth's body seems to have FINALLY gotten the clue, as it picks up Master Coelaceanth's head, and twists it BACK onto his body, making Master Coelaceanth complete again! Master Coelaceanth says: "Curse my muscle memory! Wanting to KILL Spongebob SO badly! Though, it IS nice to know my body has STILL got it, despite being DEAD so long! And thanks to Anti-Cosmo's magic, I KNOW where all the current contestants currently are. It looks like his spell wasn't strong enough to WISH me alive there! But no matter! I'll make my OWN way there, somehow!" And he starts walking eastward, toward the still far-away Lake Michigan and to the tune of "In The Hall Of The Mountain King", Master Coelaceanth sings: "Going to kill freaking Spongebob; going to kill that freaking Spongebob!" / The scene cuts back to the campground. It is now night-time, and the contestants are all at the camp-fire. Only Tigress is still hanging around. Marlene asks: "Excuse me, why are YOU still here?!" Tigress says: "Why should I bother to leave with all the OTHER losers?! It's obvious I don't NEED to go anywhere! Po has totally GOT this!" General Barracuda says: "If your HEAD were any bigger, you WOULDN'T even be able to FIT through Master Shifu's Temple!" Tigress sarcastically says: "Ho ho, very funny. Ha ha, it IS to laugh!" Sniz says: "You have all cast your votes, and there are only three safe marshmallows left! When I call your name, you will receive a safe marshmallow!" Tigress says: "And we ALL know who's going to win the FIRST one! Don't tell me! I'm TOO modest!" Private says: "If that's HER definition of 'Modest', imagine what the ANTITHESIS looks like!" Sniz says: "The contestant that does NOT receive a safe marshmallow, must immediately pack their bags, head for the Slingshot of Shame, and be flung out of here! That means you are out of the contest, and you cannot come back, for the remainder of THIS contest!" Tigress says: "STOP teasing the audience, SNIZ! Say Po's name!" Sniz says: "Now, with the formalities out of the way, it's time to reveal the safe contestants! Private! Jenny!" Tigress screams: "WHAT?! This isn't an Elimination Ceremony! It's a FIX! FIX, FIX, FIX!!!!" Bubble Bass asks: "And you're NOT the least CONCERNED about MY safety?!" Tigress screams: "I AM TIGRESS!!!! Po and I DESERVE TO WIN THIS!!!!" Sniz says: "Well, do you know what I say to THAT, Little Miss 'Deserves'?!" Tigress asks: "What?!" Sniz says: "Po lost!" Tigress screams: "WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The sound echoing and managing to make it ALL the WAY to the hotel where Johnny Krill and all the other eliminated contestants are currently staying! Johnny Krill groans and says: "SHEESH! That girl is a SORE loser!" Tigress says: "That is IMPOSSIBLE! BUBBLE BASS, we HAD a DEAL!" Bubble Bass says: "Sorry, couldn't do it. The deal ONLY applied to YOU as a contestant, NOT to your boyfriend! Besides, Private and I made a deal to each other, and that required cutting Po out of the contest, for Po disrespecting Private. In other words, making the same STUPID mistake YOU just made!" Po says: "For the record, that was Anti-Cosmo's FAULT! I never would've said such things out LOUD if it wasn't for Anti-Cosmo's doing!" Private says: "Well, that doesn't change the fact that you DID say it, and since it WAS how you honestly felt, I'm afraid I had to act with an appropriate response to that!" Tigress scoffs says: "Well, at LEAST I STILL have Po, regardless! I guess it's back to the Slingshot Of Shame, again!" Sniz says: "Only for you!" Tigress asks: "WHAT?! WHY?!" Sniz says: "For two reasons! First, you WERE mean and surly just now!" Wanda says: "And second, Po might be mostly muscle! But there's STILL 776 POUNDS of it! And the most the Slingshot of Shame can handle is 444! Po will be taking the Limo of Shame home!" Sniz says: "And since you OFFERED, you will take the Slingshot of Shame instead!" And General Barracuda grabs Tigress, and gets her fitted with safety gear, and Tigress says: "NO! I want to go with--!" (FLING!!!!) Tigress screams: "PO!!!!" Po asks: "Is she going to be all right?" Sniz says: "Don't worry about it! Cats ALWAYS land on their feet!" And off in the distance, Tigress screams: "OW!!!! My feet!!!!" Sniz chuckles, and says: "That NEVER gets old!" Po says: "Well, I'm satisfied! Good luck, you three! I'll see you at the finale!" And Po gets in the Limo of Shame, and it drives off! Sniz says: "And then there were three. We've come down to Bubble Bass, Jenny X-J9 and Private! Three contestants who have outlasted eleven others! One more contestant will face elimination in the semi-finals round, next time on Total Cartoon Island Strikes Back!" / The scene cuts to far-away again, and Master Coelaceanth has finally made it to a highway. Master Coelaceanth says: "My undead body seems to have lost a little bit of speed, thanks to...being dead! If ONLY I had something FAST to travel in!" And who BUT Tigress should zoom in, land on her feet and screams: "OW!!!! My feet!!!!" Master Coelaceanth says: "Master Tigress!" Tigress says: "You! You're Master Coelaceanth!" Master Coelaceanth bitterly says: "Have you come as an assassin? Here to do General Barracuda's dirty work?" Tigress says: "I could care LESS about General Barracuda! I WANT REVENGE!!!! I give Bubble Bass the training and tips he needed to thrive as a contestant, and he THANKS me by letting PO get ELIMINATED?!!! Has he FORGOTTEN who I AM?!!! I break BRICKS for a living! He is going to PAY for this humiliation!" Master Coelaceanth says: "So, you want to get revenge, as well. It would seem that our goals have a common interest!" Tigress says: "Don't get me wrong! I could care LESS about whether or NOT, YOU get revenge on Spognebob, just so long as I GET to TEACH Bubble Bass his OWN lesson in HUMILIATION!!!! However, bringing YOU along would install a healthy sense of FEAR in him! I'll get you to where the season is taking place!" Master Coelaceanth asks: "And just HOW are you going to do that?!" Tigress chuckles, and says: "Watch, and learn!" Tigress sticks an unexposed leg out, to lure in a truck, and sure enough, a truck being driven by Gordon Quid, pulls over. Gordon gets out, and he says: "Hey there, charming lass! Is there something I can help you with?" Tigress grabs Gordon by the neck, pulls out a picture of the campsite on the island in Lake Michigan, and she says: "Take me and Master Coelaceanth here!" Gordon defiantly says: "No way!" Master Coelaceanth opens his mouth, revealing the worms and bugs that have made his undead body their home, and Master Coelaceanth screams: "TAKE US!!!!" And he SLAMS his foot on the gas pedal, and they drive off, with Master Coelaceanth singing to the tune of "In The Hall Of The Mountain King": "Going to kill freaking Spongebob; going to kill that freaking Spongebob!" / And the episode ends on an eerie note! / Episode Notes: Po is eliminated in this episode, meaning all the returning contestants from season three (which were only Po and Tigress), have now been eliminated at least twice! Also, all the representatives from "Kung Fu Panda: Legends Of Awesomeness", have now been eliminated. Featured song in this episode: "Beast Of Burden". Anti-Cosmo's reason for his evil is revealed in this episode; he had been working to gather enough energy to revive Master Coelaceanth, a plan that he finally enacted in this episode! While Anti-Cosmo was stopped BEFORE he could transport Master Coelaceanth to the island in Lake Michigan, Master Coelaceanth is now undead, and has now teamed up with Tigress, who BOTH want revenge! First time Private has won a challenge. Eliminated Contestants: 14. Bessie Higgenbottom ("The Mighty B!"); 13. Rico ("The Penguins Of Madagascar"); 12. Katarra ("Avatar: The Last Airbender"); 11. Theodore Seville ("Alvinnn!!! And The Chipmunks"); 10. Danny Fenton ("Danny Phantom"); 9. Fee ("Harvey Beaks"); 8. Brittany Miller ("Alvinnn!!! And The Chipmunks"); 7. Johnny Krill ("Spongebob Squarepants"); 6. Tigress ("Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness"); 5. Kowalski ("The Penguins Of Madagascar"). 4. Po ("Kung Fu Panda: Legends Of Awesomeness"). Remaining Contestants: Bubble Bass, Jenny Wakeman, and Private. / Personal Notes: I guess the reason why it took me as long as I did to write this episode, is that I didn't want to write it, until I could make it as epic as I possibly could. Of course, good episodes take time, and I wanted to be sure I had enough time, to write down the rest of this episode in a single shot! Fortunately, there are only two episodes left in season 4A, so hopefully, they won't take as long to write down. Of course, now that the DREADED Master Coelaceanth has been revived, there's no telling WHAT might happen! / That's it for this episode! Hope to see you again, soon! Enough said, true believers!

Tough call between Clinton and W., but as much as I HATE to admit it, the cartoons were SLIGHTLY better during the W. years (probably because the jokes were a LOT easier to come by!)

Knock Knock, Who's Danny Devito? ("Knock Knock, Who's There"?)

I'm calling Incidental 6, he's green, and other than Fred, he's had the most screen-time of any of the incidentals I've seen.

"Fangface" (a criminally under-rated Ruby-Spears cartoon series from 1978).

Happy Birthday, Bob Carotte, and anybody else having a birthday! Happy Birthday Cake!

A live album by Creedence Clearwater Revival called, "The Concert", a collection of songs originally recorded on January 31, 1970, at the Oakland Coliseum. Sounds pretty good, as to be expected by John Fogerty and company.

A $100, obviously, because it is LITERALLY worth 100 times MORE than a REGULAR $1 bill!

That fish is purple, and Rube is purple...maybe those two fish are related somehow! Hint hint, fanfic writers!

"Beetlejuice"

The Best of Three Dog Night. Specifically, "Eli's Coming."

They got their marshmallows, and there was MUCH rejoicing. (Flat joy) Yeah. They ate their marshmallows, and there was MUCH rejoicing. (Less of a flat joy) Yeah! (Imaginary Bonus Points if you know which movie I adapted the rejoicing lines from!)