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  1. Wumbo

    this song would be a lot better if it were sung by two different people

     

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      ...yeah, still not a fan of Camilla's vocals. 

    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      ain't no sunshine when she's gone

  2. Wumbo

    In a perfect world, this would have been Eddie Murphy's one Billboard hit:

     

    1. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      The only thing I associate Eddie Murphy and the Billboard charts with is the Beverly Hills Cop soundtrack songs appearing in 1985.  PZWrbS1.png

       

       

  3. Wumbo

    LUKAS GRAAAAAAHAM

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      "Something about that glory just always seemed to bore me...."

      "lol jk we want to be loved."

  4. Wumbo

    sometimes I lie awake at night wondering if Nicki Minaj will ever top her verse in "Monster"

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    2. the

      the

      same

    3. Katniss

      Katniss

      Don't act like "Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit/big dope dealer money, he was getting some coins" isn't the pinnacle of quality lyricism 

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      AND IF I'M FAKE I AIN'T NOTICE CAUSE MY MONEY AIN'T

  5. Wumbo

    IS THAT "I LIKE SQUIDWARD" LINE A REFERENCE TO BLAZING SADDLES

  6. Wumbo

    I wonder if anybody's ever made a Jesus parody of "Animals" by Maroon 5

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      "Jesus I'm praying on you tonight"

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      An episode of The Simpsons said that to change Christian rock to pop music, you just have to change the word "Jesus" to "baby", so it's liable to work in reverse, I think.

    3. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      A South Park episode pretty much said how to do the inverse version of above.

  7. Wumbo

    would someone please tell me why a random song from 1996 is in the Top 40 right now

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      I guess it's saying boo from 1996 :funny:

       

    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Running man challenge

    3. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Freaking

      Vine.

  8. Wumbo

    Here's a taste of the music that 1974 had to offer. It's gonna be one of those years, folks.
     

     

  9. Wumbo

    ok if that "you received 25 doubloons for enabling ads" thing pops up one more time I'm disabling ads sorry

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      thanks man ur a true pal <3

  10. Wumbo

    I can tell by the way she says my name
    "OH... TRAVIE"

    1. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      If that ain't love, then I don't know what love is

    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      Not much of a girlfriend, I never seem to get a lot

  11. Wumbo

    Purple Rain. Let's Go Crazy. When Doves Cry. Little Red Corvette. 1999. Kiss. 
    This blows.

  12. Wumbo

    okay y'all so I'm finishing up 2012 tonight and I think at some point Luke Bryan had a continuing storyline in his music videos??

  13. Wumbo

    gettin our nails did all japanesey

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      Stay classy, Katy Perry.

    2. Cha

      Cha

      sounds like a line from gwen stefani

  14. Wumbo

    conspiracy theory: Dierks Bentley is releasing the same song over and over under different titles and no one has noticed

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    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      The people who say rap always talks about the same topics should really take a closer look at country music

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Kenny Chesney is an even more blatant example of this.  Something about drinking on a beach with a long lost friend in the Caribbean blah blah blah.

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I mean seriously, modern country music isn't even worth analyzing at this point. 99% of it is running on autopilot.

  15. Wumbo

    Lorde sure has a lot of songs about how she's bored with society doesn't she

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      but every songs like gold teeth grey goose 

      tripping in the bathroom 

    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Dear lorde

  16. Wumbo

    I'm just gonna go ahead and call Panda the best song of 2016 and try again next year

  17. Wumbo

    RIP Dennis Davis, session musician and drummer for Bowie

     

    1. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Rest in peace to him. :(

  18. Wumbo

    sorry guys I like Meghan Trainor's song "No" I am officially music critic scum

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    2. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      I...

      Well... Um... I...

      I DO TOO

      WHAT'S WRONG WITH US

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      That's fine but is the guy even a creep?  He just asks her to dance and calls her beautiful.    It's just a poor Beyoncé knockoff of a song from someone who is less credible when it comes to actually believing that she needs a man.  But that's just me.  *pelts with tomatoes*

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      SN: She calls her boobs her breasteses in her other new single, which is equally as bad as calling her butt her boom boom imo so No could be so much worse.  I'll give it that.

  19. Wumbo

    When you're writing up your worst songs list for 2001 and get distracted by listening to DMX instead #sorrynotsorry

    1. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      apology #acceptednotaccepted

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      y'all gon make me LOSE MY MIND

    3. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      I told you that DMX was gon' give it to ya.

  20. Wumbo

    the waiter just took my table and gave it to jessica simps

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    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Should've known. :P

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      steel my virgin ears why why u do dis

    4. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Gotta love Pink!. That song was such a guilty pleasure for me back in the day.

  21. Wumbo

    I didn't think that the answer to fixing Future's music was "be more sleazy and gross" but hey it's working

  22. Wumbo

    any bad song I listen to from 2001 is worth it now because I just witnessed 2001 Blake Shelton curls

  23. Wumbo

    Meghan Trainor's new song kind of half-works I think?

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      but I dunno it's gotta be something more than that because the production on all her other songs are good and I can't stand a one of her other songs

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Maybe it's because you are doing a year end countdown of 2001 and you could probably find a song like this during that time period?

      Who would have thought it would take two years for Meghan Trainor's production to jump forward fifty years as well?  But I'm with Nugs.  Those lyrics are an abomination of mixed messages.

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      yeeeeaaah it definitely feels 2001-esque

  24. Wumbo

    what in god's name is this "7 years" song

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    2. sbl

      sbl

      they're danish btw

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      ew shit, sorry but i can't stand that song.

    4. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      More like what in god's name is Meghan Trainor's newest song.

  25. Wumbo

    the doggone girl is mine

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