E.V.I.L. Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Squidward: I hate my life Random fish: I hate your life too xD xD xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Someone Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Eye went to college! -plankton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushingmayhem Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 "Let me guess, it's at home under your mattress" ~Squidward So funny lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDCB Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 "But sir, she snuck up on me! In my own dojo..." "Are you on some new allergy medication, boy?" -- SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs in "Karate Choppers" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushingmayhem Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 "I'm the one who gave him the uniform in the first place, he's my responsibility. Uh Oh..." ~Mrs. Puff That quote always cracks me up when I hear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Narrator: Ah, springtime in Bikini Bottom. All sea creatures have an innate sense of the seasonal changes... [Patrick's jumps out of his rock with a purple sweater on] ...like the starfish. A quick survey of his environment... [scratches his back] ...and he knows that. Patrick: It's spring! Narrator: The starfish then sheds his winter coat [takes his sweater off] and stores it away safe for winter. [buries the sweater in the sand] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Someone Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Remember when me and Sandy got married? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cha Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 No tears son, we'll get in next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Someone Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 you like Krabby Patties don't you Squidward? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbrocksman Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 NOT THE NAPKINS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Someone Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 PORQUE?!?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbrocksman Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Quarter-wit, that's less than half! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Someone Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NegiSpongie Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 (Christmas Who?) SQUIDWARD: My "wish" is that the people of Bikini Bottom stop paying attention to the inane dribble that is constantly streaming out of this dunderhead's mouth. SPONGEBOB:...Gee Squidward, maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushingmayhem Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 "You like Krabby Patties don't cha Squidward?" ~Spongebob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbrocksman Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 "KAREN! I thought I told you not to put smell sensors on the spatula!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Someone Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 -Did he just go in the freezer? -*comes out from the freezer* Dont say it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushingmayhem Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 "I can't have you sneezing all over my food!" ~Mr. Krabs That one makes me laugh everytime I hear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Someone Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Oh my gosh! A floating shopping list! AAAAAAHHHHH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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