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(Wigstruck)

 

SQUIDWARD: Can't you see how ridiculous you look?

SPONGEBOB: Well, I think it looks cool.

MR. KRABS: Ha! You wouldn't know cool if I locked ya in the freezer.

SPONGEBOB: For your information, Squidward has locked me in the freezer. So I think I know what cool is.

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(Nasty Patty)

 

MR. KRABS: Okay, I confess! SpongeBob killed him!

SPONGEBOB: What?! You can't pin this whole wrap on me!

MR. KRABS: He was insane! outta control! He would've killed me too if you hadn't come along!

SPONGEBOB: It was all Mr. Krabs's idea.

MR. KRABS: Put him down now! He's a mad dog!"

SPONGEBOB: HE WEARS CURLERS TO BED!!!

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My favorite quote ever is from Sleepy Time.

"Trust me Squidward. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAA.

Why have you stopped playing that wonderful music? :(

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA.

His music touches me ever so. I fear that my tears will stain my petticoat".

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Well this is actually from SB's Secret Valentine

"STAY AWAY FROM ME ONLY DAUGHTER SPONGEBOB".

It cracks me up because this must have been something Mr. Krabs has thought about before. Especially in The Chaperone.

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(The Best Day Ever Album)

 

PLANKTON: I'll be up in a minute my little screen queen! Why don't you take a nice bubble bath... while you're still plugged in.

KAREN: Ha ha!

PLANKTON: Wha- that wasn't me!

What is this apart of in the album?
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