The Adventures of Tom And Lou

[70s]

This must be teenj magicks.

[Clappy]

Will everyone give teenj a break? He has done nothing wrong, yet everyone on here keeps giving him so much crap. I mean seriously, it doesn't matter how many views his show gets.

Confession time! I admit that I have been coming back to this page a lot, but its not to read teenj's spin-off which I lost interest in after the third episode. It's to read how off-topic this spin-off has gotten because of opinions, accusations, comments, etc. Ok happy now?

I know teenj has done this refreshing act before, but sometimes people just go to other people's spin-offs to read what people write on it. Seriously, give the kid a fucking break. He learned his lesson last time. There, this whole process is over done with.

Now let teenj go back to writing his spin-off or I will lock and trash this.

[70s]

Will everyone give teenj a break? He has done nothing wrong, yet everyone on here keeps giving him so much crap. I mean seriously, it doesn't matter how many views his show gets.

Confession time! I admit that I have been coming back to this page a lot, but its not to read teenj's spin-off which I lost interest in after the third episode. It's to read how off-topic this spin-off has gotten because of opinions, accusations, comments, etc. Ok happy now?

I know teenj has done this refreshing act before, but sometimes people just go to other people's spin-offs to read what people write on it. Seriously, give the kid a fucking break. He learned his lesson last time. There, this whole process is over done with.

Now let teenj go back to writing his spin-off or I will lock and trash this.

Okay, I see where you're coming from. But teenj is someone who (like you said) has done this before, and this spin-off has gotten little to no buzz, so I don't see how anyone would really be flocking to the page. I've been watching it increase rather rapidly ever since dragiiin's accusation, and it doesn't seem natural. It could be. I'm not accusing anyone yet, but it's a possibility.

[Clappy]

Okay, I see where you're coming from. But teenj is someone who (like you said) has done this before, and this spin-off has gotten little to no buzz, so I don't see how anyone would really be flocking to the page. I've been watching it increase rather rapidly ever since dragiiin's accusation, and it doesn't seem natural. It could be. I'm not accusing anyone yet, but it's a possibility.

And I see where you are coming from, but what do you think we are doing right now? The past couple days I have seen this topic appear in the latest topics box. I know that when I see a topic appear on there, I usually click on it and see what someone wrote. We are generating buzz with all these ridiculous accusations for people to come view and see what we wrote.

Plus, teenj was humiliated and embarassed when Team SpongeBob got locked and trashed for a spike in views. I don't think he would do the same thing twice. Also, I would not get suspicious over a spin-off that has been in existence for a month and already has 43 replies. I think its perfectly healthy and nothing to be over the top concerned about. Now can we put this to rest?

[TJ]

Thank you Clappy for defending me. 70s, I have not refreshed TAOTAL, I'm not that stupid to make the same mistake twice.

[70s]

Thank you Clappy for defending me. 70s, I have not refreshed TAOTAL, I'm not that stupid to make the same mistake twice.

And once again, I haven't accused you of anything yet. It would be stupid for me not to watch it at this point. You've done it before, and you denied it over and over last time.

[TJ]

And once again, I haven't accused you of anything yet. It would be stupid for me not to watch it at this point. You've done it before, and you denied it over and over last time.

But why would I do again? Your basically accusing me by saying "teenj's magiks".

[70s]

But why would I do again? Your basically accusing me by saying "teenj's magiks".

That was actually sarcasm. I don't know why you'd do it again. Doesn't mean you wouldn't.

[TJ]

That was actually sarcasm. I don't know why you'd do it again. Doesn't mean you wouldn't.

I wouldn't.

[70s]

I wouldn't.

As a professional I cannot just take your word for it. I'm sorry. I'd do this to anyone. This is the end of the discussion.

I haven't accused you of anything yet, but this topic will be closely watched.

[Wumbo]

herp derp fixed

Plural. It's not one person reading it over and over. For fuck's sakes.

[dragiiin123]

Plural. It's not one person reading it over and over. For fuck's sakes.

AND YOU GET YOUR INFO WHERE ?!?!?!

[Clappy]

Teenj, if I were you, I would start saving copies of your episodes if you want to save them because I am going to lock and trash this topic around 6 PM tomorrow if people are still arguing, debating, etc. by then. It's not your fault, but everything going on right now seriously needs to stop.

[dragiiin123]

this thread is what soldier boy is to soldier boy

[TJ]

Ep.7 ÔÇ£ItÔÇÖs a Cold, Cold WorldÔÇØ

(Tom and Lou have finally arrived in Bikini Bottom for Uncle MaxÔÇÖs funeral)

???: Oh boys! You have arrived!

Tom: Aunt Sheila! IÔÇÖm sorry. I blame this on my self!

Aunt Sheila: Its fine. Your uncle lived a wild life..

Tom: Tell me about it.

Lou: Is it like really cold?

Aunt Sheila: Your right it is. (Burrs).

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Tom: Evelyn? What are you doing here?

Evelyn: We are friends right? I thought IÔÇÖd pay my respects to your uncle.

Tom: Well.. Thanks I guess (blushes).

Evelyn: Come on Lou, show me to the black cake!

Tom: BLACK cake?

Lou: It is a funeral isnÔÇÖt it? (Walks away with Evelyn).

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The Black Horror: Why hello..

???: Who said that?

The Black Horror: Well me baby cakes.

???: Hello? WhoÔÇÖs talking to me? (Walks away)

Tom: Are you okay?

The Black Horror: People think IÔÇÖm just some boatmobile, of course IÔÇÖm okay!

Tom: Dude, I suggest therapy to work out your obvious issues.

The Black Horror: IÔÇÖm getting rusty.. It must be really cold.

Tom: Agreed.

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(It was time for the funeral preacher to speak and everyone to gather around to burry Uncle Max)

Preacher Gillman: Max Patowski was a wonderful man. He so full of - it is ridiculously cold! Full of life and experience. And now as we burry this great man we will never forget - okay, I am freezing right now.

(Everyone goes on about how cold they are).

Tom: GUYS!

(Everyone looks at Tom)

Tom: Your all so selfish! My uncle died and all you can think about is-

(Uncle Max rises from his casket and everyone screams).

Tom: Uncle Max! Your dead!

Uncle Max: I didnÔÇÖt die. I told the leader of the BGC to shoot me. I was wearing a bullet proof vest. This was all a clever smack in the face!

(Everyone gasps)

Tom: Uncle Max thats thats cold.

Uncle Max: Yea.. Ha ha well so is this weather.. He he.

[TJ]

Ep.8 "Scooter Tags Along"

Lou: This guide says we are entering Wildfire Forest, which is prone to

A. Wildfires, B. Gang, C. Danger, and D. Crazy Monkeys.

Tom: Speaking of crazy..

Scooter: Let me in! The monkeys a coming, the monkeys a coming!

(A dozen monkeys follow after Scooter).

Lou: Get in.

(Scooter gets in)

(The monkeys chase after the Black Horror)

The Black Horror: Lets show these furry punks who they're messing with.

(The Black Horror makes the car go right into the monkeys. Crashing the creatures into trees and thin air!)

Tom: Woo! We did it boys!

The Black Horror: With my ever so unappreciated help.

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(The boys drive into a cave).

Tom: Why are you here?

Scooter: After I let your uncle get shot, I sort of wandered out here in this pit of danger! Is that a bag of money?

Lou: Yea, Tom's saving account that he was going to use for college, but..

Tom: .. I never made it to college. Anyway, your looking at $10000 in that bag!

Scooter: Cool!

Tom: We better spend the night here, considering the monkeys might come back.

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(The boys slept in the cave that night).

Scooter: I'm hungry, Better take Tom and Lou's money to go buy a hot dog. They wont mind.

(Scooter walks the forest with the money)

Scooter: That hot dog stand was HERE BEFORE!

???: Maybe it got destroyed..

Scooter: Huh? Who are you?

???: Tyson. Leader of The Wildfire Club.

???: We see you got some money there..

Tyson: Calm it Flex..

Flex: Okay..

Tyson: Now listen little fry. We can do this the easy way..or the hard way.. If you do catch my drift.

Scooter: The easy way please! (Tosses them the money).

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(The Wildfire Club Campsite)

Tyson: He was the softest guy I ever done saw!!!

???: So, the money.

Tyson: Right here Pleck. (Tyson lays the money out in front of all the members.

???: Where'd a softie like him get all this money?

Tyson: Well, Nikko.. Softies are always the richest.

Nikko: Ya know, That is SO true.

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Tom: YOU ARE A FREAKING BUFFOON. You didn't even try to run!??

Scooter: I'm sorry,

Tom: Lets go Lou. We're getting that money back.

Scooter: Can I come?

Tom and Lou: NO!

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(Tom and Lou find the campsite of the Wildfire Club).

Tom: We'll swing in on this here vine and swipe the money!

Lou: Lets do it!

(The duo swing down on the vine and successfully swipe the money. BUT the vine breaks and they fall prey to the WC).

Tyson: Lets take them out boys.

Flex: Raise your knifes!

(All the members raise their knifes high).

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(Scooter goes into the monkey habitat)

Scooter: Listen monkeys..I know we don't have the BEST relationship, but please. My friends might be in trouble!

(The monkeys stare at him with red eyes)

Scooter: PLEASE! (Cries)

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(Tom and Lou are about to be cut by knifes when the Black Horror and the Monkeys show up!).

(The monkeys attack the members of the Wildfire Club and a bunch of monkey screaming comes about)

(The Black Horror pulls out a built in knife and frees Tom and Lou from the ropes binding their hands).

Scooter: Get in!

(Tom and Lou grab the money and hop in the car. As they ride off, they all scream..

Tom, Lou, and Scooter: THANK YOU MONKEYS!)

[TJ]

Ep.9 "Tom and Lou Go To High School" (Part 1)

(Tom and Lou ride into Lanesville)

Tom: Really beautiful town!

Lou: Agreed.

(The boys buy a place in the town)

House Seller: Great lighting, beautiful bedrooms, nice kitchen.. This house has it all.

Lou: Ooh, a backyard pool and Jacuzzi! Thanks Dave!

Dave: No problem boys.

(While enjoying their new place, they get a knock on the door. Tom answers it).

???: I'm Denver and these are some other government agents..

Tom: You guys are.. the government of this town?

Denver: Yes. We've heard a lot about you and your friend Lou

(Lou comes to the door)

Tom: Get to the point..

Denver: We want you two to pose as high school students to find out what the seniors are up to there.

Tom: Lou?

Lou: it could be fun?

Tom: Okay, we'll do it.

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(The next morning Tom and Lou dress up in bling a ding clothes provided by the government).

Tom: These kids go to school through summer too, no wonder there's something going on.

(Tom and Lou walk into Lanesville High and all the girls turn their eyes at them).

Tom: No need to stare, we're gonna be here all year!

Lou: (makes beat).

(Tom and Lou enter Math class)

???: I am Ms.Sherlock to those of you who don't know (looks at Tom and Lou)

Ms. Sherlock: Shall we start with something easy.. Tom, what is 50 times 10000

Tom: Uh..er..5- 000???

Ms. Sherlock: NUH

(The whole class, including Lou laughs hard)

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(After Math, everyone starts talking about how dorky and stupid Tom and Lou were)

Lou: These kids wouldn't know cool if it blew their way!

(The Black Horror awaits Tom and Lou at Lunch/Recess)

Tom: Our first day did not go quite as planned.

The Black Horror: (Pulls out built in Hammer) Do I need to knock some heads in?

(Everyone stares at the car.)

Everyone: Wow, cool, oh, whoa, awesome!

???: I'm Jess, here's my number you stud! (Slips Tom here number)

???: Are you guys seriously buying this?

Jess: Oh Kiefer, stop being so immature and juvenile.

Kiefer: Don't trust these losers. They'll disappoint. (Walks away)

Lou: (Whispers to Tom) Something's shady about that Kiefer guy...

Ep.10 "Tom and Lou Go To High School" (Part 2)

(Tom and Lou had successfully become the coolest kids of the school within a week in thanks to The Black Horror)

Steve: So, I hear you got a date tonight with that Jess girl!

Tom: Well, I get around.. if you do know what I mean ha ha!

Lou: (Pulls Tom over to the side) Tom, your are not going out with a probably hormonal child! You are 26! Twenty - freaking - six!

Tom: Lou.. Relax, nothing's gonna happen! (Tom walks away) come on Steve!

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(Tom and Lou are at their house and Lou comes in from the outdoor Jacuzzi).

Lou: Your all dressed up..

Tom: I DO have a date..

Lou: You are NOT going out with Jess!

Tom: Yes I am!

Lou: NO!

Tom: You can't control me, I'm in high school now! (Cries).

Lou: Tom? What are we doing?

Tom: I'm pre-tty sure, your acting like my dad.. (Tom walks out the house).

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(Tom and Jess ride the Black Horror into a grassy field).

Jess: I really like you Tom.

Tom: Your okay (gulps).

Jess: Your so cute..

Tom: Umm. Well, maybe we should go somewhere.

Jess: I'm enjoying here..

Tom: But, activity is IM-(Jess kisses him. Tom pushes her away).

Jess: Whats wrong with you?

Tom: I'm, I'm.. I'm 26...

(Jess leaves car with tears. Tom chases after her).

Tom: JESS!!

The Black Horror: Ha ha, love is buffoonery.

(The Black Horror is suddenly struck with a hammer)

Kiefer: Your going to be quiet car!

(Kiefer and his two friends get in the car and drive it away)

(Lou walks around moping outside, but then sees the Black Horror and Kiefer in it!)

Lou: (stealing car from an old lady) Sorry ma'am this is important!

Old Lady: You crazy sh-

(Tom returns to the grassy area and notices the car missing)

Tom: Lou's gonna kill me!

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(Lou follows Kiefer and his friends into a building.)

Kiefer: Here's the car!

Lou: (To himself) DENVER!

Denver: Those foolish men don't know what hit them. Park the car in my private garage.

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(Lou sneaks down to the private garage).

Lou: What'd they do to you?

Lou: (tries to get in car) He did not change locks! (Lou breaks an entering)

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(Tom ponders the streets, but sees Lou pop up with the car).

Lou: Denver's against us! He had Kiefer steal the car!

(Tom and Lou see airships coming at them)

Lou: GET IN!

(Tom get in and they hopelessly drive the care away from the planes. Suddenly, The Black Horror comes back to life. He flies them into the sky and unleashed bombs on an airship. The airship explodes. Black Horror than unleashes its built in spinning knife and cuts down the rest of the airships.)

The Black Horror: No one, messes with The Black Horror.

Tom and Lou: EPIC!

[TJ]

Ep.11 "Susie"

(Tom and Lou went to a park in a town call Sunnyville).

Tom: Ah.. Peace and tranquility!

Lou: This park is something! Not nearly as dirty as the last park we went to.

Tom: Look, Black Horror is trying to kick it to that tree!

The Black Horror: (Notices Tom and Lou are staring) Well.. it is a living organism..

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(After a few hours of relaxation, Tom, Lou, and Black Horror were leaving).

Tom: Hey, this ball. Its a pretty red..

(A little girl run to Tom).

Little Girl: Susie..

Tom: This is your ball? (Gives it to her and leaves the park) .

(As the duo get in the black horror, they see the same pink skirted, light brown on the outside, and dark brown in the middle little girl in the back seat).

Tom: Hey there! I just saw you! You remember?

Lou (Plucks Tom) Of course she remembers, it was 4 seconds ago!

Little Girl: Susie!

Tom: Susie? ThatÔÇÖs your name ? Susie?

Susie: Susie!

Lou: (grabs little girl, takes her out of the car and places her on the park grassy ground) Goodbye.

Tom: (Drives off) That was harsh..

Lou:..But necessary.

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(Tom and Lou arrive at their mansion in Sunnyville)

Tom: Dave finds us such nice..(sees Susie).. LOU!

Lou: (Walks in living room) What is it- AH! Little girl, do you have parents? A home.

Susie: Susie!

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(Tom and Lou go in the hallway).

Lou: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? This little girl is obviously delusional.

Tom: How so?

Lou: (Slaps Tom upside the head) THINK butthead!

Tom: Hey..hey.. don't throw Back To The Future references at me!

Lou: Tom this is serious.

Tom: I know, I know.

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(Tom and Lou enter the living room again and the little girl has disappeared).

Tom and Lou: YES she's gone!!!! She's gone, she's gone, she's gone, she's gone.

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(Tom and Lou take a drive in the black horror).

The Black Horror: ACHOO ACHOO

Tom: (Rows down window) Black Horror, are you alright?

The Black Horror: (Pulls over) ThereÔÇÖs something in my trunk! (Lifts up trunk door. Susie rises).

Tom and Lou: SUSIE!

Police Officer: This is your car?

Tom: Yea.

Police Officer: Your under arrest for abuse of a child!

Tom: But.. But.. (Police man opens his door and cuffs his hand) I (Starts crying) didn't, she's not -

Lou: (Shouts) TOM.. STOP TALKING, ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED IN COOOOUUURRTT!

(End Of Episode)

[TJ]

Ep.12"Big Momma's Bank"

(Tom and Lou were now in the town of Staten. Which happened to be the place Lou's mom was living).

Momma Lou: So how many more days you boys in town?

Lou: Like, 5 more ma.

Tom: But.. We might leave early..

Momma: Why?

Tom: Personal reasons..

Momma: Well, I'm a go get some groceries. (Leaves house)

Tom: YOUR MOM HAS BEEN HERE EVERYDAY FOR THE PAST 2 WEEKS we've been here!

Lou: I know she's been annoying..

Tom: Alleviating!!!

Lou: How about we go out to the lake and fish a little.

Tom: YES. The best suggestion I've heard all day.

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(Tom and Lou come back from of fishing two hours later).

Lou: MOM what'd you do to the house? Its all pink!

Momma: Boy, hush up. Embrace yo feminine side.

Lou: Mother-

Momma: DON'T YOU SAY IT!

Lou: I was just saying Mother!

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(12:00 at night, Tom and Lou smell something burning).

Lou: What is..(sees his mother throwing money into the fireplace) MOOOOM!

Tom: Momma Lou, why???

Momma: Well I was going to make you a newspaper!

Lou: Why?

Momma: You boys need the classics in your life!

Tom: Aww.. you used up ALL our money for the rode.

Momma: I'm sorry boys, I'll give you 10g out of my saving's account.

Lou: I don't-

Momma: Louy, be quiet!

Tom: Ha ha, Louy!

Lou: Shut up Thomas!

Tom: Lou, now that's cold!

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(Tom, Lou, and Momma Lou arrive at the bank )

Momma: I would like to take out 10grand.

Worker: Here you go Ms. Corelli

(As Lou, Momma Lou, and Tom are walking out, three men with guns enter the bank).

Robber #1: Everyone GET DOWN.

Momma: NO!

Lou: Momma just get down.

Momma: NO

Robber #1: Get down!

Lou: Momma GET DOWN!

Momma: NO! I will never go down for any man!

Lou: Momma, (cries) PLLLLEEEAASSSEE!!!!!

(Momma Lou flips over to Robber #1 and kicks gun out of his hand and then trips him with her fat legs. The other me shoot at her, but miss. Momma Lou tackles Robber #2)

Momma: Meoow! (Licks his face. Grabs his gun and shoots robber #3 before he can say quicksaw!) YEA!!! I'm the shi-

Police Man: FREEZE...riiight there. Are you the robber Ms.?

Momma Lou: No, I..

Tom and Lou: YES, YES, YES SHE IS SHE TOOK THE WHOLE-

Police Man: OKAY! (Cuffs Momma Lou and walks out with her).

Momma: Lou, please tell him the truuuuuuuth!

Tom and Lou: (Dancing) Oh Yea, Oh yea, Oh yea, Oh yea, Oh yeah (Robbers get back up)

Robber #1: Okay, everyone down again.

Tom and Lou: (Cry) Aw man, Aw man, Aw man, Aw man, Aw man.

[TJ]

Ep.13 "Taking Seconds"

(Tom and Lou pull in to Eels Fast Food Place)

Lou: Are you clear on the order? Two steaming jellyfish, two kelp shakes, and two seaweed fries.

Tom: Okay (Tom gets out car).

The Black Horror: And nothing for maw?

Tom: You're a car.. You don't eat.

The Black Horror: Such a stereotype!

Tom: Fine, fine, I'll get you some oil from the gas station. Will that you feel better?

The Black Horror: ....(Quietly) It might...

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10 Min Later

Lou: Man, where's Tom with that food?

The Black Horror: Yes. I'm tired of being here. Gum's stuck to my tire!

???: Would you like to buy some cookies?

Lou: (Rolls down window) Cookies? Nope..

???: Listen bub, I need to sell 20 cookies to get a really important badge.

Lou: What are you, a camp girl?

???: Your looking at Stacy Millers, the leader of the Scout Troup Girls of Bikini Bottom.

Lou: Well.. this isn't bikini bottom.

Stacy: Well duuuh. Me and my team have gone national!

Lou: I DON'T WANT COOKIES

Stacy: Meeeooww aggressive. (Leaves)

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Another 10 min past

Lou: Where is Tom, I am starving!

(Window cleaner man starts cleaning the windows of the Black Horror)

The Black Horror: Hey, Hey, stop it!

Window cleaner: Just doing my job..

The Black Horror: (Pulls out razor) STOOOOPP!

Window cleaner: AHHH. Crazy car! (Throws water can at tail light)

(The Black Horror's sirens start)

Lou: Aw man!!!

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15 Minutes Later

(A police woman knocks on window, awaking a sleeping Lou).

Police Woman: You earned yourself a ticket. Your car can only be here a max of over 20

Minutes

Lou: THAT'S IT! Watch my car police LADY!

(Lou runs inside and sees Tom sitting down talking to a hot girl).

Lou: TOOOMMM!!!!

Tom: Finally you're here. Now we can order.

Lou: (Falls out).