TJ Posted May 31, 2011 Author Share Posted May 31, 2011 Ep.14 "Vacation Nation" (Tom and Lou were standing in line to aboard The S.S Blandy!) Tom: Don't understand why we are taking a "vacation" (rolls eyes). Lou: Because you AGGRAVATE me! And I need some peace and tranquility. (Finally after an hour long line, Tom and Lou arrive on board). Mr.Krabs: Welcome! Welcome! I'm Mr.Krabs, the manager! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Tom and Lou went straight to the pools after they got settled in their cabin). Lou: (Reading the layout Map) The pool is on the... 10th floor. Tom: Cool. (When the two arrived, Tom jumped straight into the hot tub). Lou: Tom! Pools first. Tom: I'm taking a hot bath before I enter the pools Lou: Excuses, excuses! (Leaves to the pool) ??: I'm Juana! You are? Tom: Tom. Juana: This is me and my family's first time here, yours too? Tom: Yes.. Juana: This is my brother, my sister, my mother, and my step grand uncle! Tom: Step-grand-uncle? What do you have family affairs? ..Any way, this Jacuzzi isn't hot enough (gets out and turns heat up to hottest level). Juana and her family: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (Their screams heard through the entire 11, 10, 9, and 8 decks). ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lou: I'm sorry about Tom's actions, this won't happen again. Mr.Krabs: It better not! Juana and her family are suffering 3rd degree burns and apparently broke their neck bones from screaming so loud. (Tom and Lou go to the 8th deck to get some donuts). Lou: Patrick, two donuts cost 2 dollars. Patrick: uh.. Oh! Tom: (Conniving/Lying) 2 dollars costs 200 donuts, ha ha! Lou: (Whispers) TOM! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- (Mr.Krabs walks by the donut shop and sees all the donuts gone and Tom and Lou rubbing their now - fat stomachs.) Mr.Krabs: You two are gonna PAY for this!!!! Lou: Wait.. Literally? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- (Tom and Lou go to the Central Park on Deck 9) Lou: Ah.. A peaceful park. Tom: Peaceful? This park should be protested! Poor Seahorses, Jelly fish, and Clams locked up and trapped! (Tom unleashes all of the animals). Lou: TOM!!!!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- (The animals/sea critters chase Tom, Lou, and several other guests around the whole ship). Tom: Looks like we're heading into the Dining Room!!!! (The animals ruin everyone's dinner as they fly and jump across/on the tables). ---------------------------------------------------------------------- (After hours of chaos, Sea Animal Control finally got everything cleaned up.) Lou: Tom, we've caused so much mess on this ship.. I feel like we need to repay Mr.Krabs back.. Tom: Not with Money!!! Lou: Of course not! I heard Squidward got sick recently, so they've had no entertainment at The Broadway Theater and I happen to know... Ned And The Needlefish! Tom: I see where this is going! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Lou and Tom get Ned and The Needlefish to play, making Mr.Krabs happy). Mr.Krabs: Thanks boys! Lou: No problem! Tom: Yea, no problem! Listen, I-I.. I'm sorry about all the incidents today.. Mr.Krabs: Its all settled now lad. Ned And The Needlefish: (Singing "It Ends Tonight") : "Your subtleties, they strangle me I can't explain myself at all And all the wants and all the needs All I don't want to need at all The walls start breathing, my mind's unweaving Maybe it's best you leave me alone A weight is lifted on this evening I give the final blow When darkness turns to light It ends tonight, it ends tonight A falling star, at least I fall alone I can't explain what you can explain You're finding things that you didn't know I look at you with such disdain The walls start breathing, my mind's unweaving Maybe it's best you leave me alone A weight is lifted on this evening I give the final blow When darkness turns to light It ends tonight, it ends tonight Just a little insight won't make this right It's too late to fight, it ends tonight, it ends tonight Now I'm on my own side It's better than being on your side It's my fault when you're blind It's better that I see it through your eyes All these thoughts locked inside Now you're the first to know When darkness turns to light It ends tonight, it ends tonight Just a little insight won't make this right It's too late to fight, it ends tonight It ends when darkness turns to light It ends tonight, it ends tonight Just a little insight won't make this right It's too late to fight, it ends tonight, it ends tonight Tonight, inside When darkness turns to light It ends tonight" "Thank you S.S Blandly!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted July 5, 2011 Author Share Posted July 5, 2011 4th of July Special! Ep.15 "I Pledge Alliance....To The Flag" (Tom and Lou visit the city of Royalsville on a tour.) Lou: I'm so excited to be here!!!! Tom: Yea,I wanna meet the King! Lou: Only a select few pupils can meet King Neptune! Tom: Why did you say it like that? Why not just say people? Lou: I wanted to sound official. And that's not the point! --------- (The Bad Guyz Club in a dark alley.) Dario: As leader, I command you all follow my plan to kill king neptune. Not Bruce's Bruce: Whatever, but one day I'll be the leader of this gang! Chewy: That'll be the day! Dario will always rule. Everyone in my fanclub agrees! Dario: Fanlub of what? Chewy: NOTHING. NOTHING. Dario: So. Its decided? My plan? Lester: Lets do it! Roid: C'mon!!! I'mz ready! Lester: Your pronunciation is bad. ------------ (The Bad Guyz Club waits in the bushes for King Neptunes guards) Soldier #1: I hate marching you guys. You always cry about your legs, you sissy's. (The BGC jump all of the soldies, but two escaped.) Bruce: Tartur Sauce! --------------- (The two solders run over tourguide Betty) Betty: Ya JERKS! Ya Like beating on women? (Betty violently attacks them) Betty: K everyone, lets move along. (Tom and Lou look at the men). Lou: By the way the way they are dressed... they must work for Neptune!! Tom: GREAT... Now lets steal their outfits and go meet Neptune! Lou: GREAT...NO TOM: GREAT...YES! Lou: Tom. Tom: Lou. Lou: Fine. Tom: YAY! ----------- (Tom and Lou sneak into King Neptune's mansion dressed as guards and overhear the other "guards") Dario: Now that we are dressed as guards, we can kill King Neptune, comitting the best crime a crime group has ever committed! Tom: AND WE'LL JOIN YOU! Lou: TOM!!! Tom: (Whispers) Shush if you wanna stay alive. Dario: Your Max's nephew.. maybe you got a little crime side in you, eh? Tom: Totally!! Lou's my plan guy. Bruce: You guys wanna help out? Tom: We'd be delighted Lou: (Gives Tom the evil eye). ---------- (Tom and Lou sneak of 10 minutes later andwarn King Neptune.) King Neptune: So your telling me my soldiers are fake and are planning to kill me? Lou: Yes.. Tom: BUT not us! We just wanted to meet you! King Neptune: I understand.. I believe you (Pages in his soldiers). Dario: Yes sir? King Neptune: Take Tom and Lou to the police station for the crime of impersonation. Tom and Lou: BUT..WE JUST WANTED (The BGC takes them) TO MEET YOU, THEY'RE THE BAD ONESSSSSS!!! Dario: (Whispers to Tom) You know what I'd do a guy like you in my cellar? Tom: (Gulps) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted July 8, 2011 Author Share Posted July 8, 2011 Ep.16 "The Adventures Of Moochers" (Tom and Lou drive into Coralwood). Lou: This is the place where dreas come true!!!! Tom: We should try out for acting spots! Lou: Yeaaaa! The Black Horror: What director would want the two of you. (Tom and Lou go into a Diner) Tom: hey, isn't that Scooter? Lou:The one eating kelp fries? Tom: Yea. Lou: Yea! (Tom and Lou approach Scooter). Scooter: Duudes! Tom: What are you doing here? Scooter: Oh, I'm here with Evelyn!She's in town cheering for this season's football game. I'll take you her house. ---------- (Tom, Lou, and Scooter arrive at Evelyn's place). Tom: Wow, a mansion! Evelyn: Yea, for me and my team while we're in Coralwood. We're going shopping, you guys can come with. ---------- (At the mall). Lou: So, you'll buy us anything??? Evelyn: Yea, me and my team have loads of cash. Tom and Lou: IN THAT CASE!!!! Tom: Can I get that COAT Lou: Can I get that JEWEL Tom: Can I get those CHOCOLATES ALL AROUND THAT Pool. Lou: Can I get that DOG, If not, I'll lose my cool. ---------- (At the mansion). Stephanie: Your friends got too many things today! Lola: Yea! Evelyn: They've been on the road a while like us, so maybe they just want... Tina: The whole wide world. I'm gonna pound them with my man muscles! Lola: Yea! Roxy: Do you only ever say Yea!? Lola: Yea! (Tom and Lou come in, which makes everyone leave). Tom:Umm...Evelyn? Evelyn: They're cheerleaders!! probably rushing to get some frozen yogurt (says to herself) THAT IS SUCH A STEREOTYPE!!!! ---------------- (Two days later) Evelyn: TOM AND LOU! You spent 600 dollars on room service. This isn't a hotel. Tom: But you said your butlers would serve us. Evelyn:Their paid butlers!!! (Evelyn runs outside and sits on the porch. In the drive thru, The Black Horror talks tou her.) The Black Horror:(Smoothly) You know Tom and Lou are using ya... Evelyn: What was that? The Black Horror: You heard me.... Evelyn: Your right! They're mooching my money! The Black Horror: K toots, heres the plan.. ------------ Evelyn: Tom.. Lou. Tom and Lou: What? Evelyne: How about you guys treat yourselfs to the Salt City restaurant . The most expensive restaurant in the sea. Lou: COOL! Money..? Evelyn: (Gives them play money). Tom: $20,000,000 thanks! ----------- (Hours later, the duo spend $10,000,000 on food) Lou: I'm stuffed! Tom: I feel it bro... Waiter: Money please. Lou: (Gives hm the pretend money). Waiter: This isn't real cash. Tom and Lou: (Gulp) EVELYN!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted July 25, 2011 Author Share Posted July 25, 2011 Ep.17 "Lou's Secret" (Tom, Lou, and Evelyn sign up for a Nature Vacation Retreat). Evelyn: I love our cabin. Although, I don't want to share it with Males, so you two sleep outside. Tom: Evelyn! (The next morning, Tom overheard Lou and Evelyn by the bushes.) Lou and Evelyn: So cute! Tom: What are you guys looking at!? Lou: NOTHING! Right Evelyn? Evelyn: Right! (The next morning, Tom, Lou, and the rest of the campers go hiking). Tourguide Betty: .....and if you look to your right, you'll see two squirrels wrestling! Tom: Lou, look! ...Lou..(sees Lou putting pieces of bread in a book bag.)..what are you doing? Lou: Packing a snack! Tom: (Grabs bag) (A small baby jellyfish comes out). Lou: His name is Goober.. Tom: ARE YOU INSANE? A pet jellyfish! How girly! (After the hike, Lou and Evelyn go to the swamp). Lou: You'll watch Goober? Tom: Yea whatever. (Lou and Evelyn leave). (The Wildfire Club get ready to torch the Camp Retreat). Flex: Tyson, we can't hurt these people. Tyson: Yes we can. No one will take our forest away from us! Especially that annoying tour guide. Alex: Betty? Tyson:Yea Alex: I LOVE her. Tyson: Your the only one. Nikko: Your new. You don't know our history. Alex: Tell me. Jaque: Two summers ago, Betty Burgerandfries burned down our headquarters, because we stole her jeep. Then we had to relocate in the deeper part of the forest. Alex: LETS TORCH! (The Wildfire Club torches Tom, Lou, and Evelyn's cabin). Tom: Smoke? (sniffs) SMOKE! (Grabs Goober and runs out back door as the cbin explodes). The police arrive. Lou: Thanks for protecting Goobs. Goober: Eeeyah!(Hugs Tom) Tom: Ya know, he's actually kinda cute . Evelyn: Well someones bipola (Everyone laughs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted July 26, 2011 Author Share Posted July 26, 2011 Ep.18 "Lou's Gonna Get It" (Tom and Lou relax in their beach house in a place called Shallow Idaho) Dave: Did I provide you with a nice house or what! Tom: Thanks Dave. Book our next stay. Dave: You guys are going to Coral Springs next right? Lou: Yea. ---------------- (Lou receives a call from a police man). Lou: Tom! Tom: What? Lou: My mother has been released from jail! We have to go pick her up. ----------------- The Black Horror: I don't want that overweight woman to break my seats. Tom: Shush up. I hate Lou for not coming, this is HIS mother! Momma Lou: Hey Tom! Where is my SON? Tom: At our beach house....(gulps). Momma Lou: Oh, it won't even be a house when I'm done with it and Lou (makes angry face). ------------------- (Tom, Black Horror and Momma Lou arrive at the beach house). Lou: Motharrrr!!! Momma Lou: Young man, you are in for an ARSE WHIPPING. (Lou runs off. Momma Lou pushes Tom to the ground and jumps into The Black Horror). Momma Lou: DRIVEEE! The Black Horror: Ahhhh (Momma Lou runs down several clothing and food stands. She finally strikes Lou with the car). (Momma Lou gets out and strangles Lou). Lou: I-I..-M N-OT LOUUU Momma Lou: What? (Fake Lou takes off costume). Fake Lou: I'm actually, sexy model Luigi Marcela! Mocha Mocha! Tom: What? But then.. where is the real Lou? (Luigi shows them Lou on his ipad) Lou: Oh..hey Ma! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted August 22, 2011 Author Share Posted August 22, 2011 Ep.19 "The Pink Scream" (Tom and Lou arrive in a town called Radell). Lou: Tour guide Betty Coven has a book out called, Around the sea. I'm reading about Radell. Tom: What's it say? Lou: That Radell has a high population of sharks! Tom: (Gulps) (Tom and Lou park ride up to Evelyn's Cheerleading Transportation Bus). Tom: Eve hey! Evelyn: Its Evelyn..and what are you to doing here? Lou: We are actually leaving..this place has sharks! Evelyn: They are actually very nice. Me and my girls just finished Cheerleading for their football game. Lola: YEA! Evelyn: Say something ELSE! Lola: Yea! Tom: Too bad you don't have a car to ride in. Evelyn: My last one was towed. And this tour bus is good enough! Lou: Ha ha, You see our car? Its awesome. If only you had an awesome car.. Evelyn: Shut up. BOTH of you! The Black Horror isn't even all that! (The Black Horror pulls out Spinning Knife) The Black Horror: YOU aren't all that. Tom: Our car can TALK! BEAT THAT! Evelyn: I'll get a Boatmobile just as amazing (Evelyn runs off). -------- (The next day Evelyn drives through Radell with a hot pink Boatmobile. Tom , Lou, and The Black Horror go to he park where Evelyn is with her new car). Tom: Wha-what is this? Evelyn: 'Tis be my new car (smiles) . Evelyn's Car: Hello boys, I am The Pink Scream! The Black Horror: OH-MY-GOSH! Lou: Wow Ev, impressive! (The Pink Scream pulls out a giant hammer and whacks Tom and Lou. She then winks at The Black Horror). ------- (Late at night, The Black Horror and Pink Scream quietly roam Radell together). The Black Horror: So, who built ya? The Pink Scream: Evelyn's uncle, Steve. The Black Horror: Well he sure as heck built a beauty.. The Pink Scream: Thanks..that means a lot to meh. The Black Horror: I-I really like you. The Pink Scream: As do I. ------- (The two boatmobiles rest at the park when suddenly three sharks pop up). The Black Horror: (Wakes up) Who's there! Shark #: Our appetite (smiles evilly) (The sharks ambush The Black Horror and the Pink Scream. The Black Horror backs them away with his spinning knife and The Pink Scream pounds them with her hammer) (The police arrive). --------- (The next day, The Black Horror and The Pink Scream are pronounced as heroes). Evelyn: You must have been so scared! The Pink Scream: Not with Black Horror by my side. (Honks her horn). (The Black Horror smiles). Tom: Well, The Radell Predators Football Team has been shut down.. Evelyn: GOOD! I will never cheer for sharks again. (Evelyn rides away in The Pink Scream). BAI BOYS! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted September 18, 2011 Author Share Posted September 18, 2011 Ep.20 “Tom and Lou Go To The Desert” (Part 1) (Tom and Lou drive into Barnacle Idaho Desert.) The Black Horror: This sand is ruining my sparkly new tires! Tom: Don’t worry, I’ll buy another pair soon. Lou: And some gas.. Tom: Aw man, come on Black Horror! The Black Horror: I can’t go anymore! Lou: There’s a cabin over there. Lets ask for help getting our boatmobile out of the desert. Tom: Okay. (Tom and Lou knock on the cabin door.) Tom: No one’s answering…(Tom walks in) Lou: TOM! You have no manners! (Tom and Lou see files and papers all over the place. Tom picks up a file.) Tom: Human Visitation Rights. Lou: Let me see that! Tom: No time, I see some one coming. (Tom and Lou run out the cabin and see police cars coming at them. They jump in The Black Horror.) Tom: Ok I know your out of gas, but please you all your might! The Black Horror: I will have to transfer the power that makes me able to talk, into my gas supply! Lou: DO IT! (The Black Horror speeds off with the police cars chasing after them.) -------------------- (The trio are parked behind a huge boulder.) Tom: YOU TOOK THE FILE? Lou: I was curious! Tom: Now your gonna get us killed! Lou: We just have to get out of this desert. (Helicopters over above Tom and Lou.) ???: Stop where you are boys. (Police cars pull in.) Tom: DENVER! Lou: Wait, Denver? Evil government dude from Lanesville? Tom: Uh huh. (The Black Horror flies off.) Tom and Lou: HEY! (Tom and Lou are arrested) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Evelyn: Well someones bipola (Everyone laughs)Ha ha! Mental disorders, am I right kids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted September 19, 2011 Author Share Posted September 19, 2011 Ep.21 “Tom and Lou Got To The Desert” (Part 2) (Evelyn and her girls are riding in their tour bus when they are pulled over by a car.) Evelyn: The Black Horror. The Black Horror: Tom and Lou are in danger. You’ve got to come with me to Barnacle Idaho Desert! Evelyn: What? Fine. The Black Horror: WAIT, you can’t get in me. I have no more energy to drive anyone else but myself! Evelyn: You need gas huh. The Black Horror: …….. Evelyn: ? Roxy: He must have used his energy to talk, to convert into gas to keep him running. There’s a gas station near by.. (After being filled up with gas, The Black Horror and Evelyn travel to the desert.) -------------- (Tom and Lou are being held in a facility in the desert.) Lou: What is the Human Visitation Rights about?! Denver: In less than three days, the air-breathers will sign this contract that states, we will give them our fish, if they help us get some gold! Tom: Selling your kind out for gold? That’s low Denver! Denver: Ha ha ha! I know! ???: So.. what shall we do to them. Denver: Fry them. The humans will love that. Tom: Don’t touch us! Lou: What he said! ------------ (Evelyn and The Black Horror fly within the area of a small facility.) Evelyn: Think they’re in there? The Black Horror: Its our best bet! Evelyn: I thought you didn’t like them.. The Black Horror: Tom’s my owner. I do. (The Black Horror shoots bombs at the facility. He Evelyn go in.) Denver: What in Trident’s name?!? (Evelyn uses her martial arts knowledge to fight off the government men. The Black Horror simply rides straight through them.) Tom: Evelyn! Get the file from Denver! (The Black Horror cuts loose Tom and Lou.) Evelyn: (runs to Tom and hugs him.) Tom: Are you feeling okay??? Evelyn: Umm… LOOK, I got the file. Tom: What’d you do with Denver. (Denver is sticky glued to a wall.) Tom: How did you know it was him? Evelyn: Educated guess. Now lets go! ------------ (The police show up and arrest the governors.) Evelyn: You girls called the police? Stephanie: We wanted to believe you’d be safe. Lola: Yea! Roxy: Ha ha! Scooter: Sup dudes! Tom: How’d you get here? Scooter: Evelyn’s friends. Who are now my friends. (Scooter hugs all the girls. They make uncomfortable faces.) Evelyn: Yea, sure Scooter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Posting the same episode twice... there's an App for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted September 26, 2011 Author Share Posted September 26, 2011 A short of Tom and Lou: "Nice Mike" Tom: quick hide big mike is coming Lou: (slaps tom) we have nothing to be afraid of big mikes not so tough (big mike walks up to tom and lou) Big Mike: HEY TOM AND LOU Lou: wh…wha.. What do you want big mike? Tom: please don’t hurt us Big Mike: I didn’t come here to punch you guys, I..I..I came to ask you guys for a favor Tom: what do you want big mike? Big Mike: can the two of you teach me how to be nice? Lou: no way big mike (tom punches lou) Tom: what I mean to say was we’d love to help Big Mike: thanks tom and lou where do I start? (Tom and lou help big mike throw water balloons with uncle Max, they help him bake a cake with momma lou, they help him brush Evelyn’s hair, and they help him decorate the pub club with bartender Mick.) At tom and lou’s house Lou: do you know shallow corals has went up in gang rates by 50% percent? Tom: I wonder if a gang is in our house The bell rings Tom: what did I tell ya Lou: tom there isn’t a gang at the door (lou opens the door) Big Mike: hey tom and lou I wanted to say thank you for helping me today Lou: it was no problem at all Big Mike: well thanks(big mike leaves) Tom: well wasn’t that nice of him to stop by Lou; it’s the least he can do after he can do after almost starting that fight at the pub club Tom: you still should be a little glad that he was nice enough to say thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted November 10, 2011 Author Share Posted November 10, 2011 Ep.24 "Tales of A High School Dropout" (Tom, Lou, and Evelyn visit Scooter at his new job is Radell, The One Stop Shop. A Shop selling Goth Merchandise.) Scooter: GUYS, STOP laughing, I'm serious. Evelyn: Its just that ..(laughing) Tom: We can't believe you..(laughing) work here. Lou: okay, okay. We all gotta do what we gotta do to make money Scooter: Thank you Lou ^^. (Goes back behind register) -------- (While hanging outside the store, Tom comes up with an idea.) Lou: That's CRAZY. Dress in a woman's clothes and fake like your stealing from the store? Tom: I want to see what Scooter Would do. Evelyn: That's mean. Tom: Whatever (runs off) -------- (Tom walks in the store disguised as a woman.) Scooter: Can I help you? Tom: (In high pitched voice) NOPE (Grabs dress and runs) (Scooter chases Tom all around the store, knocking over everything. Tom drops the dress and hurries out the store.) Manager: Wha- Scooter: There was a robber! Manager: My store... Scooter: Sir.. Manager: YOUR FIRED. ---------- (We see Scooter laying in the back seat of The Black Horror. Tom, Lou, and Evelyn arrive.) The Black Horror: Oh goodness! Your all here! Now get this moron out of my seat! (Scooter gets out. The Black Horror rides off) Tom: I'm really sorry about that mean trick I played on you. Scooter: I can't forgive you Tom: You'll find another job! Scooter: NO! Tom, no. That was the only job that would take me. That's why I've been traveling around the sea all summe. Everywhere I went, no one would take me! Evelyn: Why? (Looks sad) Scooter: Because I'm a dropout. (Silence ensues) Lou: Oh my goodness, your a dropout? Scooter: Never got my GED. Tom: Then there's only one thing to do. Evelyn: Here it comes (sighs) Lou: Oh no. Tom: We've got to get you a GED! ------ (Scooter signs up for a GED Taking class.) ???: I'm Mr.Rowlfield, your one day stand teacher. Scooter: (giggles). -------- (The Next Day) Scooter: (sees his friends hanging in the shade by an oak tree at the Radell Community Park) I failed my GED (cries) The Black Horror: Big whoop (rides off). Lou: He's been doing that a lot lately... Tom: Scooter thats horrible! Evelyn: And fixable. Scooter and Tom: ? -------------- (The following week, Scooter gets a new letter, saying he passed with flying colors.) Scooter: I PASSED, I PASSED, Lo hicimos, I PASSED! Tom: First, Scooter didn't know what to do Evelyn: When he was was fired out of the blue. Lou: But, now he passed the TESSSTTT The Black Horror Even though he's always been a Peeeestttt Scooter: I did it, I DID IT! Lou: Wait....Evelyn, what'd ou do? Evelyn: Seduction. (Evelyn gets bugged open eyes) Episode ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted December 19, 2011 Author Share Posted December 19, 2011 Ep.25 "The Black Horror In A Christmas Carol" (Part 1) (Christmas,a wonderful time of year. Filled with love and cheer. All except The Black Horror, who was filled with despair.) The Black Horror: Its freezing.. Evelyn: Sorry, not much heat, but we should be thankful my uncle Steve let us use his cabin for Chistmas weekend! Tom: Eggnog anyone? Evelyn: Oooh, pass some of that over here! The Black Horror: I'd rather pour more oil and bleach down my tank. Scooter: Wow..that was- cold... The Black Horror: So is this weather (TBH leaves out the cabin, into the forest.) Tom: (Shouting) Black Horror. Wait. The Black Horror: (Rips the Christmas ornaments, decoratins and clothes off himself) What? Tom: Wow, is it that much of a pain to celebrate the holidays? The Black Horror: Just Shu- Tom: NO. usually I'll put up with your negative attiude, but this weekend? NO. JUST NO. Lou: Tom? Just come on, leave him be, (Tom and Lou leave as The Black Horror drops an oil tear out his eye.) (A bright white light flashes) ???: Hello, I am THE CHRISTMAS CAR! The Black Horror: ..and what do you want? The Christmas Car: i am going to show you your Past, Present, and..OK you know how this goes. TBH: Uh..okay.. (The Christmas Car and The Black Horror transport to the past) ---------------- TBH: Uh...where are we? ???: I'm done with car! It has a super speed motot, a weaponary system and its nice and black? TBH: That's...Max..Maxwell! The Christmas Car: Your owner! Dario: Ya know, your a good mob leader for being 35! Chewy: YEAAA! DUDE YOU MADE US A KICKIN' CARR!!! (The next night, Maxwell is driving The Black Horror with a chick named Coco in shotgun.) The Black Horror: I remember Coco..good times, good times. (Quite an adventure The Black Horror is on, but there's some despair, still waiting to come.) Ep.26 "The Black Horror In A Christmas Carol" (Part 2) (The Black Horror and The Christmas Car return to the present.) The Christmas Car: Your present. All your friends are mad at you.. Tom: How ungrateful he is! Evelyn: He always has this negative attitude, and ya know its only gotten worser! Lou: I agree! What a stick in the mud! (TBH and The Christmas Car transport away.) Lou: why do i feel like we were all cruelly mean? Scooter: Well, not me.. --------------- The black horror: wh-we are in the- The Christmas Car: -future ^^ . TBH: My future... (The Future Black Horror lies in an open tool shed. Dirty, broken down,grouchy.) The Future Black Horror: Heyyyy, Hey girly girl. Wanna celebrate X-mas in my motor, huh huh,eh eh, (winks twice disturbingly) Woman: Ooo-uggghhh. (Walks off) The Black Horror: NO, NOOOOOO Where's Tom? Where's my owner? The Christmas Car: He left you Horror...you broke when he did. The Black Horror: NO, no, no (feels dizzy) n- (passes out) (The Black Horror Wakes up in the forest. Snow all around.) The Black Horror: Its Christmas.. (The Black Horrow goes into the cabin.) The Black Horror: IT'S CHRISTMAS! TiME TO CHEER! Tom: (Opening present) What's got you in a good mood? The Black Horror: I'm just REALLY happy..to have friends like you all. Evelyn: Aww. Scooter: Really dude?! The Black Horror: Yea.. Lou: Wow..what a tansition... (Everyone hugs The Black Horror.) (And as the friends opened their gifts, they start to believe The Black Horror is glitched. Its a Christmas Miracle. The Black Horror NOT being a grinch.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted January 19, 2012 Author Share Posted January 19, 2012 BUTT. ^Special edited. New Episode coming soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted January 20, 2012 Author Share Posted January 20, 2012 23 "Uncle ScAM" (Tom, Lou, Evelyn, and Scooter are visiting Uncle Max) Evelyn: I can not take your nephew's crap any longer! Uncle Max: Listen, my mansion is a place to chill. Not to be distraught! Tom: When did you get a mansion uncle? Lou: Good question. (The doorbell rings) Scooter: I'll get it ha ha ha! Uncle Max: He's still stupid? Evelyn: Yea... (Scooter answers it.) Evelyn: Jennifer Tinsley!!! Jennifer Tinsley: You didn't tell me you had company Maxwell ^^ . Uncle Max: Then lets take this upstairs.. shall we? (They leave.) Tom: Jennifer Tinsley the News Reporter? My uncle bagged her for a reason... Scooter and Lou: Cause she's HOT?! (Evelyn respectfully slaps them both in the back of the head.) ----------- Uncle Max: Lets take things to the next level Jennifer. Jennifer: What? Uncle Max (Takes out a ring) Jennifer: OH MY! Yes I'll marry you!! Uncle Max: You should probably give me your bank account password so I can set up the wedding. Jennifer: Okay.. ----------- (Two days later) (There's a knock at Tom and Lou's apartment door in Radell) Tom: Jennifer Tinsley? Jennifer: I am the biggest loser in Radell! Lou: What's wrong? (sits her down). Jennifer: Maxwell stole all the money in my bank account!!! (cries nonstop.) Tom: SHUT UP! Jennifer: Ok. Tom: I knew he was doing...I mean dating you for a reason. Jennifer: Cause I'm HOT?! (Lou respectfully slaps her in the back of the head.) Jennifer: OUCH! Tom: Obviously he was after your money, not your lips. He's too old for the touching of lips. Eww. Jennifer: So can you HELP me? Tom: I can! ----------------- (Tom, Lou, Evelyn, and Jennifer break into Uncle Max's buisness office in black ninja outfits.) Tom: His laptop is his world! You'll find everything on it. (Tom starts sending all the money from Uncle Max's account, to Jennifer's) Uncle Max: (Walks in and turns on the light.) My own nephew! Tom: That's right uncle! You scammed Jennifer, now you have to pay for it. Jennifer: YUUP Maxwack! The transaction went through! HE HEEE HEEEEEE! HA HAAAAAA. Uncle Max: Your a big 'ol friut loop aren'tcha? ---------------- (The next day at Uncle Max house.) Scooter: How about some newz? -------- Jennifer Tinsley: AND TODAYYYY! A skeezy scammer named Maxwell Powell has been givin COMMUNITY SERVICE for BANK ACCOUNT SCAM. OH YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAA. (Dances like an underwater chimp) David Hickings: Excuse my co host. She's not herself today.Appearantley she's a wild chimp. -------- (Uncle max turns off the TV.) Uncle Max: (Waoking away) Crazy broad stole all my money..ghgg hhm gghh jjjj. (Tom, Lou, Evelyn, and Scooter all just look.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted February 11, 2012 Author Share Posted February 11, 2012 Ep.27 "Evelyn and Lou Run A Girl's Scout" (Evelyn got a shocking phone call from Radell Central Hospital.) Evelyn: OMG! Is Tom alright? Lou: Besides a lot 3rd Degree Burns, yea! Evelyn: WHAT happened? Lou: We were playing with Ancient Atlantis Fireworks, when one went off course and was going to hit a small cookie baking factory, so Tom went to warn anyone in there, but no one was there and then CABLAMO! Evelyn: Wait, why were you guys playing with Atlantis Fireworks? Lou: Because they're ANCIENT! Evelyn: UGH, (Plucks Lou). Lou: HEY! (Evelyn goes in Tom's hospital room.) Evelyn: Tom..are you okay..? Tom: I-..I'-m go..od (puts a thumb up.) Evelyn: Your not good! Your in VERY bad condition! (Lou pulls Evelyn into the hallway.) Lou: I need a little help here! (Evelyn sees a group of little girls in scout uniforms.) Evelyn: Aww, what cute little girrrls! (The girls growl.) Evelyn: (Backs up) OKAY! (Whispers) Little nasties. Lou: They're sueing me! Evelyn: What? Stacy: As the leader, I'll explain. That factory was OURS. Now we have to make the cookies in my tour bus kitchen! We WILL call the cops. Unless... Evelyn: Unless..? Lou: Well? Stacy: You two have to help us with our girl scout, as our grown up leader is out of town for a week! Evelyn:Yes Lou: No Evelyn: LOU Lou: EVELYN Evelyn: They are gonna call the cops. We have no choice, Lou. ----------------- (Evelyn and Lou drive Stacy and two of the scout girls in The Black Horror.) Evelyn: STACY! Stacy: WHAT? Evelyn: These aren't directions to your house. They are to Shark Fin City! Lou: ARE YOU GIRLS CRAZY!?! We are NOT going to the most dangerouse place in the entire sea! Stacy: BUT...our abandoned factory is there! Evelyn: Its not a WONDER ITS ABANDONED! Trisha: she has a point. Stacy: SHUT UP CHUBBY! Rosa: Your being mean. Lou: And suicidal.. Stacy: I am GOING to call THE POPO'S. Evelyn: FINE! Lou: NO! Evelyn: LOU! Lou: EVELYN! Evelyn: UGHHH- The Black Horror: SHUT UP. EVERYONE SHUT IT! We ARE going to Shark Fin City, so I don't have to hear anymore of this BULL. Everyone: (quietly and timid) Okay.. (With that, they kept driving onto the the factory.) -------------- Lou: (shivers) The town is so dark..and creepy. Stacy: ..Yea, maybe this was a bad idea.. Evelyn: Now you say that Stacy? (A group of sharks hover around them.) Shark #1: So what do we have here? The Black Horror: Poor and defensless fish?...and a..talking...car... Shark #2: Exactly what we like! Evelyn: Black Horror......DRIVEEE!!! (A high speed chase erupts) (One shark bites the BH's trunk. Another, the door. The girls in the backseat scoot over.) Scout Troop Girls: AHHHHHHHHHHH Lou: (Turns around) REMAIN CALM! (The Black Horror makes it through driven by Evelyn). Evelyn: (Steps out the car) Well..we made i-....Wait..where is it? The factory, the directions say its here... Lou: ...girls..? Stacy: Ohhh..you know what..I forgot... Trisha & Rosa: FOGOT WHAT? Stacy: Trisha...Rosa! The Black Horror: (Takes out large spinning knife) Talk child... Stacy: Yea, the sharks tore this down years ago. That'sss why..we relocated. Evelyn: So.. Stacey: ... The Black Horror: i got scratched and bit up.. Evelyn: ..We put our lifes in danger.... Lou: ALL FOR NOTHING? Stacy: For the sake of A good adventure? HAHAHAhahahah- . (Everyone has droven away in TBH. Leaving Stacy all alone. ) Stacy: Guys?, guys?, GUYS? Anyone here?!? (10 sharks surround her.) Stacy: Oh boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted February 25, 2012 Author Share Posted February 25, 2012 Ep.28 "A Chip Off The Old Pub" (Tom, Lou, Scooter, The Black Horror, and Uncle Max were on a guys day out. They traveled to finest place to get a nice root-beer! The Pub Club, which is in the town Wild Roarin' Waterz). Bartender Mick: Well how'do ya'all do?! Tom: Ain't nothin', just chilling. Uncle Max: I hear you got the best root beer in the deep blue sea! Mick: Aw shucs, wouldn't say that! (Face turns purple-ish) Scooter: I WOULD! There are dozeens of people here! Mick: Yea, there are...(slightly frowns). ------------- (Uncle Max has drunken three straight glasses of root-beer out of the 10 glasses him and Scooter have separately) Scooter: Haha, I'm on my fourth cup old man! Uncle Max: Young blood, I'll have you know, I can drink more root-beer than you count numbers! The Black Horror: 101 root-beers? Scooter: (Angered) I CAN count over 100. The Black Horror: (Mumbles) Now you can... Uncle Max: Alright Scooter, bring it on. Scooter: Oh, I don't think you want it on! ----------- (Hours later, Bartender Mick approaches Tom before he leaves with his friends.) Bartender Mick: Tom, can I talk to you? Tom: Sure, what is it? Bartender Mick: Look, I'm not getting any younger, and I just can't handle running the resturant anymore..especially on days like this- Tom: Mick, what are you saying? You closing down the Pub Club? Bartender Mick: Handing it over. To you Tom. Tom: Mick... Bartender Mick: It can just be temporarilly. JUST until I find a professional? Tom: Okay...but why me? Why not Lou? Or Uncle max? Mick: Your uncle is getting old and Lou isn't as free spirited as you are. Tom: Thanks.. so...how old are you? Bartender Mick: 48 Tom: Pshh! That's yoooung (laughs). Bartender Mick: Well my hips don't agree with you! ------------ (The next day, Tom starts work as The Pub Club manager) (The crowds arrive and things start to liven up!) Lou: I can't believe he made you Manager! Tom: Yea! Lou: And you get to be behind the counter! Tom: Yea! Lou: Can I come?! Tom: NO! Lou: (Makes a dissapointed, angry face). (20 guys race to the counter, wanting root-beer,). Tom: OKAY, OKAY, just calm down! (People jump over the counter. Tom whacks them with a broom). Tom: ACT CIVILIZED. ----------- (Scooter and Uncle Max Start their root-beer drinking contest. They start off with 20) Men In Background and Black Horror: CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG,CHUG,CHUG,CHUG,CHUG! ----------- Tom: So you want the red food color in your root-beer? Random Man: Should I? Tom: Its your choice. Random Man: But convince me. Tom: BUT MAKE UP YOUR MIND! Scooter: (Rushes up to counter) TOM, I need 10 more root-beers Uncle Max: (Rushes up to counter) TOM, I need 20. Scooter: TOM, 30! (Everyone starts shouting for root-beer. Tom is super annoyed) --------------- Uncle Max: (After 40 root-beers) I-I ammm s-oo-ooo ga-ooo-ing to b-eatch youu Scooter: (After 41) I-I c-c-ca-an't dr-i-iink any-moooore...uhhh. Uncle Max: After these two beers, I-IIII w-i-lll winnn. (People start throwing root-beer glasses after two men start fighting. One hits Uncle Max and he is left uncoussious.) Scooter: I WIN! WHOAHOOO! (Falls out too). ------------- (Bartender Mick comes in the next day) Mick: Ahhhh, WHAT HAPPENED HERE? Tom: Failure.. Lou: Look, Tom tried... Scooter: But its clear.. Uncle Max: That the Pub Club.. The Black Horror: Belongs to you. Tom: No one can run it like you Mick. (Tom and Mick hug) Mick: Thank you son! I guess your right. Scooter: Ya know, its clear that I won the root-beer drinking competition! Uncle Max: With FOUL PLAY. I would of won boy. Scooter: In your dreams old man! Uncle Max: Tom, where's that broom? (Tom gives Uncle Max the broom and Uncle Max chases Scooter with it) Mick: Guys, GUYS, GUYYS (runs after them) (Tom, Lou, and The Black Horror all just look at eachother and smile, shaking their heads) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted March 24, 2012 Author Share Posted March 24, 2012 Ep.29 "Lou, We Hardly Knew Ya" (Tom, Lou, and The Black Horror arrive in Shell City. They find the small Motel that Evelyn and her cheerleading girls are staying in) Evelyn: (Opening room door) Tom, Lou, what do you guys need? Tom: Are your friends here? Evelyn: The girls stepped out for pizza. Scooter: (Comes out of back) GUYS! Lou: Scooter? Evelyn: Yea, he keeps following our tour bus and... its a long story.. Lou: LOOK, the Bad Guyz Club Tom: They keep following us! Lou: Trying to KILL US! Evelyn: Well you can't stay here! Too crowded! Tom: We already rented the room next door! Lou: SHAZAM! (High fives Tom). -------------- (The next morning, Tom and Lou hear TBH's alarm go off and the Bad Guyz Club chasing after him. They corner The Black Horror in an alley way) Dario: (With a hammer) come here my precious! Chewy: Yes Dario? (Everyone is dumbfound and looks at Chewy) Tom: HEEEY. get AWAY from MY CAR! (Tom and Lou throw sticks and stones at the Bad Guyz Club and The Black Horror runs them over. The boys and the car escape.) ----------------- (Two days later, Lou sets him and Tom up with stunt doubles.) Lou: Tom, you remember Luigi. Tom: Oh yea, when he pretended to be you when your mother got out of jail. Luigi: Now meet 'chur doublt Thomas, Tom: My double? ???: Yea, me. I'm Tim! Tom: So you guys are going to pretend to be us? Tim: Yup Luigi: Why not? ------------ (The following day, Tom, Evelyn, Scooter, and The Black Horror get back from a carnival.) Evelyn: Why didn't Lou come? Tom: He got sick. Scooter: Oh my goodness! Our motel! ------------ Jennifer Tinsley: A local motel was burned down, sending all inside to ill fate. Authorities are investigating the inccident. This is Jennifer Tinsley, signing out for Around The Ocean Newscast. Tom: Oh NO! LOU! (Tom, Evelyn, Scooter, and Black Horror discover that Lou is in a comma. They call his mother.) Momma Lou: How could something happen to my Lou! (Cries and sobbers) Evelyn: We are all really upset- Momma Lou: It is was YOU! (Points to Tom). Tom: Me? Scooter: Tom? Momma Lou: Ya know what, all of ya! He was traveling with you guys and you aint keep my baby safe! (cries more) Evelyn: Listen Momma Lou, your anger is misdirected- Momma Lou: PUT A CORK IN IT PRISSY. Evelyn: Uhh, Tom: Ms. Lou, we loved your son! Scooter: He was a cool person..despite being scared of tides (Evelyn and Tom hit him). The Black Horror: (comes inside the hospital) How is he doing? Scooter: Wait, you care? TBH: Yes moron. Tom: Lou..was always so caring and sweet. All he wanted was to keep me out of trouble. Scooter: Yea! All he wanted was to keep Tom out of trouble! (Everyone looks at him oddly) Lou: (Comes in hospital) Hey guys! How's Luigi. Everyone: WHAT? Evelyn: So your not ddd-... Tom: So you haven't kicked the... Scooter: So your not as dead as a doorkn- Evelyn and Tom: SCOOTER! Scooter: WHAT? Lou: Mom? Momma Lou: Oh LOU, HUG MEH! (Squeezes him tightly). Lou: You all thought I was dead? Louy was at the hotel, I went to the hospital for mdicene! Doctor: Excuse me, but are you here Luigi Marcela? Everyone: No, no, not us! Bye! (They run out the hospital). (Luigi's real family comes in.) Mother:Uh, Uh, Doctor. Luigi Marcela? Doctor: Yes, right this way. (Episode ends) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted March 31, 2012 Author Share Posted March 31, 2012 Ep.30 "The Underground Trail That Led To No Where" (Tom, Lou, and The Black Horror travel to the Plainfeilds, a grassy hill town in a desolate part of the ocean.) (Driving slowly, on the side of the road they see a wary old man.) Tom: (Out the window) Need some help? Old Man: Pssh, you illiterate city kids with driving machines. Tom: Your a mean old man! Lou: We happen to be traveling the entire ocean! Old Man: I bet you ain't travel into the "No Where Hole"! Tom: NO WHERE HOLE?! Lol Lou: Lulz Old Man: The unground trail that is believed to lead to absolutely nowhere. No one has ever walked through it from start to finish. The last person walked 3 days, but still didn't reach the end..so he walked back. The Black Horror: What a load a'- Old Man: AHHHH, it talks! (runs away). (Tom, Lou, and The Black Horror approach the underground trail.) The Black Horror: Well I'm not going down. Tom: Okay, just me and you Lou. Come on. Lou: You first.. ----------------- (After 4 days of walking, Tom ad Lou pass a golden line in the ground and they see the end of the tunnel!) Tom and Lou: WE MADE I- The Black Horror: So you goof balls decided to come back huh? Tom: NO! We didn't come back, we, we crossed a golden line- Lou: A GOLDEN LINE Tom: and we got to the end! ???: You guys actually crossed the Bermuda Triangle. Tom: Evelyn? Lou: and the old man! Evelyn: Old Man Shelldon mistook The Pink Scream for The Black Horror, asking if "those boys" went in the hole. I was curious, so when I approached him, I asked for details.. Tom: And he told you about the underground trail that led to no where? Old Man Shelldon: Yes, then bright miss Evelyn researched and discovered that the cave lays beneath the Bermuda Triangle and that crossing the Golden Line transports you back to where you started- Evelyn: Which is why no one ever completed the trail. The Black Horror: How long does the trail actually take? Evelyn: About five days. Lou: Got food? Tom: Yea, we're starving.... Old Man Shelldon: There's a dinner house nearby! My treat! (They all follow Old Man Shelldon to the resturant. After they leave past it, the cave glows red-black. An alien noise is heard) (Episode ends) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted April 21, 2012 Author Share Posted April 21, 2012 Ep.31 "Tom and Lou...Do Nothing" (Tom and Lou were laying back under an oak tree in their backyard in Sunnyville. Scooter and Evelyn are visiting.) The Black Horror: Don't bother trying to ask them to got to the Jamz Festival. Scooter: Why? The Black Horror: They refuse to do anything today. Tom: Yup. Evelyn: Come on guys. I didn't stop here for nothing. My cheerleaders are waiting in the tour bus. They want reserve a hotel room, because the festival is in just a few hours. Scooter: Besides, its only a town away from here. Lou: Nahhh...we'd rather chill back. Evelyn: The concert is the perfect place to do that! Scooter: YEA! It'll be nice and LOUUUD! Evelyn: (Whispers to Scooter) Not helpiiing. Uh, I'm sure there will be slow songs and performances! Tom: Nah... Evelyn: NAH? NAH???? Scooter: Evelyn...remain calm. Evelyn: I'm gonna go talk to my girls (leaves). ---------- (Evelyn goes into tourbus.) Stephanie: So. Where are Tom and Lou. Roxy: Yea, where's Tooooommm (blushes)! Evelyn: You know Tom is a disgusting, annoying, arrogant, tail head, right? Roxy: If by that you meab a Clean, sweet, kind, gentle .spirit, then yea! Tina: WOW. Stephanie: Evelyn, we have no time to waste on your silly boy toys. Lola: Yea! Evelyn: I'll talk to them..again. Roxy: Oooh, can I come? Evelyn: (Angrily) NOO. (Storms out). --------------- Scooter: Okay, maybe if you guys see something fun..it'll motive you to have some fun! Huh? Ok! Tom: ... Lou: ... (Scooter gets in The Black Horror and drives it into the pool.) Scooter: Woohooo-...OUCH. (Scooter swims out of pool, leaving TBH down at the bottom.) The Black Horror: (With water in his speakers and systems.) S-cooo-t-a, GET M-EE OOOUUTT O-F HERE! Tom: Scooter. Get him out. Scooter: Why don't you help me? Tom: No. (Closes eyes.) (Evelyn comes back.) Evelyn: Guys, GET UP. Tom: Why do you want us to go so bad? Evelyn: I-I like having fun with you guys. Tom: I thought you hated us, but kinda liked Lou. Evelyn: I hate the things you guys do...but in a way I enjoy your silliness.. Lou: (Snores; Is fast asleep) Evelyn: Ok Guys, GET UP! NOW. Scooter: Aw man, Evelyn, I see the tour bus has left- Evelyn: WHAT? My girls left me Because you guys are being so LAZY. (The Black Horror flies out of pool and comes to Scooter.) The Black Horror: Youuu freak of nature. Scooter: Hey, Evelyn, we can still get to the concert if we ride The Black Horror! The Black Horror: NO, not again! (Runs) (Evelyn and Scooter chase the boatmobile around the entire backyard. They finally, with struggle, break into its car doors.) (They fly into the sky) Tom: (Briefly awakens) The Black Horror (snores), malfuctions, (snores), after injury. (Falls back to sleep.) Evelyn and Scooter: Uh oh. (The car crashes everywhere in the backyard, including the house, which it completely destroys, as the house is engulfed in a firery flame explosion.) Evelyn, Scooter, and The Black Horror: (Offscreen) Ouuuucchhhhh. Episode Ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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