Wumbo Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 *cough* Elastic got owned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 *cough* Elastic got owned. That's right. *bob-and-weaves* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 lol I don't even know what happened here. ^.^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragiiin123 Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 This is a test pilot. Andy: He's putting the test pilot on autopilot. Let's hope it crashes and burns. HA HA I GET IT! Riffs are in bold. Mie: You fucking tool! Bob: We can always change it. Mie: ...Still a fucking tool. Andy: Agreed. HE STOLE YOUR COLOR THAT BASTARD Episode 0: Pilot (Time Bike) Bob: ...Time Bike? Andy: What the hell is a Time Bike and why is it in the title? Mie: Oh, it's a...uh...You know, I don't know either. I guess it's the name of the fic series. HA HA ITS SO ODD Ep.1 "Good Day, Bad Day" Red day, Blue day. Mie (holding One Fish, Two Fish): I don't remember this book going like that. Mie: HA HA DISREGARD THAT I CUCK SOCKS It was Spongebob's birthday,so of course it should have been a good day. For Spongebob, that is. Andy: ...of course it would be a good day for Spongebob. That's cheap as hell. What's wrong with that? Who'd feel shitty on their birthday? (Bob and Mie point at Andy.) Andy: Aw, crap. Mie: Not to mention it'd probably only be a bad day for Squidward. HA HA SO WITTY for Spongebob it was a good day,because his birthday present was a bicycle, Bob (as author): Spaces after commas?! Why would you do that?! HA HA NICE SARCASM a new bike in Killer Tomato Red Mie: Crayola's getting hardcore lately! A MEDIOCRE MOVIE CANT BE A COLOR DUMBASS. with rock shocks and compression damping and rear derailleur and rapid fire shifters and twenty-one combination's of gears that worked with handlebar grips. And a pony! And a horse! And a horn! And a shotgun! And a rocketship! Mie: A bike that has both a pony and a horse, as well as a rocketship. Something tells me you're getting off-topic with your jokes. This is not the kind of joke you make when your text is talking about features of an object and not the shit they throw in to get you to buy it. Bob: I dunno, I think it's cool. The horn's not cool, I mean, horns come with bikes all the time. HA HA SARCASM It was the bike he had hardly dared hope for,it was so expensive. God forbid he spend any money, just like they did with time on this spin-off. Andy: ...Spongebob spends money all the time. Mie: Where do you think he gets his bubble solution, out of his ass? Connie: How do you think he pays for his house, sexual favors to the mortgage company? Andy: This spinoff isn't even that rushed anyway. Bob: All that extra stuff on that bike must have taken a while to type! But Spongebob's dad Harold and his mother had found the money somewhere. That life insurance policy Harold put out on Grandma? Mie: Murder for greed! It's hilarious! Andy: Er. Bob: And why does it say "Harold and his mother"? Mie: If you put out a life insurance policy on your mother so that you could kill her to reap it, then why are you doing it with her? Why would you want to murder for money to go to yourself and your son when you're the one who's going to be killed?! When Spongebob came running down in the morning,there it was in the front hall,shiny and red and beautiful. AND COVERED IN BLOOD! GAH! Connie: Mom must have taken it for a test ride. He took it out before breakfast and raced it up Seashell street to the center of Bikini Bottom,whizzed around the corner of Main Street to the library,veered left on Sandburg Road,and sped home by way of Stow Street and Everett. Mie: Unneccessary and grammatically incorrect detail ahoy! All the way around he hoped to see admiring glances from the sidewalk,but the only person who noticed him was his old friend Patrick Star. And it wasn't a positive glance, either. Connie (as Patrick): Nice shorts, Spongebob! Patrick saw Spongebob on his new bike and whistled through his teeth. (Connie, as Patrick, wolf-whistles.) Of course there was another reason why it was a good day. The other reason began in the middle of the afternoon,when the telephone rang. Mrs.Squarepants (Alex) Mie: Oh, we absolutely needed to know what your character's name is in a helpful little set of parentheses! I mean, you couldn't have just said her name, then explained who she was! No, it just wouldn't look tacky enough! had been waiting and waiting. Her voice trembled "Hello..?" She soon gasped. Harold had won for mayor! Wait, when did he start running for mayor? Mie: EXPLAIN, MOTHERFUCKER! EXPLAIN! Spongebob's dear father was mayor! It wasn't easy for Harold. It was a nasty and fierce campaign. His opponent,Eugene Krabs had accused him of everything awful. That's pretty much every political campaign ever if you think about it. Andy: ...That's kind of the point of political campaigns. You're supposed to reveal scandalous details about each other and provide glamourous details about yourself that will make people vote for you, then hope for the best. Mie: Alternatively, you can preach to the choir. "I'm so glad you won" Alex said. Connie: Now we can rule the city with an iron fist! "Yea,being mayor is pretty sweet" Spongebob said. Mie: ...How does he know that? Andy: And how old is Spongebob in this? He lives alone in the show. Why is he so dependent on his parents in this fic? Unless you're in Jefferton or South Park, Colorado. (Bob scratches his head.) Mie: Oh, I get it. ...Mind you, it's not funny, it's just lame. The next day,something terrible had happened...Spongebob's bike was stolen! Will Eugene accuse Harold of that too? Andy: No, because that's an absolutely retarded thing to accuse someone of. Not to mention the campaign's over, so what's the point? --- Mie: Wait, is that it? Really? YEAH ITS OKAY YOU GUYS WELL THAT ENDS THIS MST NOW LETS GET BACK TO CUTTING OURSELVES BECAUSE WILL NEVER BE MST3K BUT WE CAN DREAM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 YEAH ITS OKAY YOU GUYS WELL THAT ENDS THIS MST NOW LETS GET BACK TO CUTTING OURSELVES BECAUSE WILL NEVER BE MST3K BUT WE CAN DREAM This has been Non-Sequitur Theater. Tune in next Sunday for more hamburger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragiiin123 Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 This has been Non-Sequitur Theater. Tune in next Sunday for more hamburger. HUZZAH BAKESALE CATBALL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 HUZZAH BAKESALE CATBALL Alas, the cornmeal has been replenished! We shall ride off into the sunset at noon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragiiin123 Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Alas, the cornmeal has been replenished! We shall ride off into the sunset at noon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Let us ride the wings of a vector! LIVIN ON A PRAYER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 UR LOVE IS LIKE BAAAD MEDICINE SHOT THROUGH THA HAAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elastic Dawg Posted March 13, 2011 Author Share Posted March 13, 2011 LIVIN ON A PRAYER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 FOR THOSE WHO LIKE TO ROCK WE CASSEROLE 21 OR OLDER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elastic Dawg Posted March 14, 2011 Author Share Posted March 14, 2011 AND FEELING LIKE A WEED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 LIKE SOME JUNKY COSMONAUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragiiin123 Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 AND FEELING LIKE WEED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elastic Dawg Posted March 14, 2011 Author Share Posted March 14, 2011 COMING WHEN BARBARA FINISHES EATING THE MOON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 HERE'S A BRILLIANT STUDENT THAT KNOWS ASTROPHYSICS BUT NOT HOW MANY SHILLINGS ARE IN A 1963 POUND. GEE, BARBARA, LET'S STALK HER AND FOLLOW HER HOME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 So, is this still a spin-off or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 So, is this still a spin-off or what?I was kinda wondering the same thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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