RD Rockruff Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 7 minutes ago, IAmAGoofyGoober2004 said: Thanks for the like on all the episodes, RDSP! This is fan-freaking-fantastic! You're welcome! Season 2's gonna be good, I can tell already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goobz Posted November 2, 2018 Author Share Posted November 2, 2018 Here it is everyone! The Season 2 premiere of The Goofy Gooberz Show! S2 EP1 - Jjs’ Target Run Jjs: Alright guys I got to go to Target who’s coming Prez: OOH ME! ME! I FUCKING LOVE TARGET! Jjs: Anyone else? GoofyGooberz: OOH! IF PREZ LOVES TARGET, THEN I LIKE TARGET TOO! Prez: Umm… GoofyGooberz: Prez: ... Jjs: Alright, last chance. Patty: Can I go too? Squiddy: Ooh, me too! Jjs: Alright, get in. Prez, GoofyGooberz, Squiddy, and Patty: *gets in jjs’ car* YAY THANKS JJS! Jjs: Just let me drive happy, ok? At Target… Jjs: Okay, let’s see: eggs, milk, bread… wait a minute! Jjs: We’re a forum for fucks sake! Jjs: Oh well, I needed a break away from there anyways. Prez: HEY LADY DO YOU HAVE ANY BUNNICULA DVD’S!? Cashier: I- I- I don’t know… ask her! *points at DVD stocker* DVD Stocker: AW GODDAMNIT WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GIVE ME THE BUNNICULA GUY?! Cashier: You work with the DVD’s bitch. DVD Stocker: Oh yeah. Alright, come on, let’s check the back. Prez: OOH BOY! GoofyGooberz: Got any SB DVD’s? Electronics Worker: Nope, we’re out. GoofyGooberz: WHAT. THE. FUCK?! GoofyGooberz: HOW DARE YOU, I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I CANNOT WAIT FOR A DVD TO COME AFTER ORDERING IT A WEEK AGO YOUPIECEOFSHITHOWDAREYOUASKTHATKINDOFQUESTIONYOUSTINGYSONOFABI- Squiddy: Calm down, Goofy. By the way, do you guys have Sonic Unleashed? Electronics Worker: No, we don’t. Also, don’t know why you would be looking for that game. It sucks ass lol! Squiddy: HOWFUCKINGDAREYOUSAYTHATYOUDIRTYBASTAR- GoofyGooberz: Tell me to calm down… hmph. Patty: Hmm… this is a nice Target! Patty: *looks down on floor and gaspes* Patty: Aw! What a cute Amy plush! Kid: *kicks Amy plush* Kid: Ew, Amy. Patty: … Patty: *walks up to kid and taps his shoulder* Kid: Huh? Patty: Let’s go. Kid: Where? Patty: FIGHT. LET’S FIGHT! Prez, Squiddy, and GoofyGooberz: *walks by Patty complaining about Target employees* Prez, Squiddy, and GoofyGooberz: FIGHT! FIGHT! GET ‘EM PATTY! GET THAT LITTLE PUNK! Patty: *runs to kid* YOU’RE GONNA GET IT NOW! Kid: *runs away* AAAAHHHHH!!! Patty: RRRRAAHHHHH! *kicks kid* WHAM! Kid: *flings to the other side of the store* TELL MY MOMMY I SPENT 200 DOLLARS ON HER CREDIT CARRRRrrddd…. Patty: No one talks shit about Amy. Prez, Squiddy, GoofyGooberz: WOW! THAT WAS SO COOL PATTY! SHOW US YOUR MOVES BACK AT SBC! Jjs: There you guys are- Prez, Squiddy, GoofyGooberz, and Patty: Uh… Security: Sir, did you have the responsibility of these people? Jjs: Well, I am the admin and they are members and uh…. Security: Are members lower ranked? Jjs: Yeah! Security: Yeah, well you’re going to jail for child endangerment buddy. Jjs: WHAT?! BUT, I DIDN’T EVEN, THEY AREN’T EVEN CHILDREN FOR GOD’S SAKE! Security: Tell it to the judge, pal. Jjs: Prez, Squiddy, GoofyGooberz, Patty!!!! When I get out of jail, I’ll, I’ll, I’LL- Security: SHUT. IT. Jjs: NOOOOOOOO!!! Prez, Squiddy, GoofyGooberz, and Patty: *stare at each other* Prez: We’re not children? Squiddy: *shrugs* The end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquiddyFace Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Omg this is Keep up the godly work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goobz Posted November 2, 2018 Author Share Posted November 2, 2018 S2 EP2 - SplittyFace GoofyGooberz: Hey Squiddy I’ve been wondering… Squiddy: What? GoofyGooberz: Who is OBAB on SBC and the Discord? Squiddy: Oh, that’s just my other part of me! My personality is split, you see. GoofyGooberz: Oh… GoofyGooberz: So, are you the serious personality and is OBAB the shitposting personality? Squiddy: Exactly! OBAB: Hey guys! OBAB: Oh hey bro. GoofyGooberz: Hehehehe… come on OBAB! How about we go raid SBM? OBAB: Alright! Squiddy: Why is he being nice to OBAB all of a sudden? Does he not want to be my friend anymore? Squiddy: Nahh! Squiddy: Ok, well let me call him to be sure. Ring! Ring! Ring! GoofyGooberz: Hahahah, oh OBAB! *answers call with butt* Squiddy: Hello? GoofyGooberz: Oh, OBAB! You are so much better than Squiddy! Squiddy: Oh. I see how it is. Well, OBAB, it’s time for you to go. GoofyGooberz: Huh? OBAB: What was that? GoofyGooberz: Eh, who knows? Probably Squiddy being annoying again lol! Squiddy: OBAB! OBAB: Yeah? Squiddy: I have had it with you. Squiddy: And you, Goofy! I’ll deal with you later GoofyGooberz: Squiddy, what are you doing? Squiddy: *pushes GoofyGooberz* Out of the way, OBAB… you are done for. OBAB: Oh yeah? OBAB: I’m done with you too. OBAB: *pulls out shitposting sword* Squiddy: *pulls out SpongeBob sword* CLASH! Squiddy and OBAB: *struggle pushing swords against each other* Squiddy: THIS… IS…. A… FORUM FOR SPONGEBOB… DISCUSSIONS! OBAB: BUT… MEMES! MEMES, SQUIDDY! GoofyGooberz: WAIT! STOP! Squiddy and OBAB: *stop fighting* Squiddy and OBAB: WHAT? GoofyGooberz: One of you, I like for who you are… one of you are one of the best people I’ve met… and I will always treasure the moments we have had on SBC and the Discord… Squiddy and OBAB: WELL? WHICH ONE OF US IS IT?! GoofyGooberz: I choose you… GoofyGooberz: Squiddy. Squiddy: *sniffles and nods* Squiddy: Ready to kick some OBAss? GoofyGooberz: As always! Fist Bump plays on a nearby speaker Squiddy: Heh. Time for the two of us to team up! Squiddy: It doesn’t matter what obstacles they put in our way! GoofyGooberz: … Squiddy: .... OBAB: … GoofyGooberz: We’ll blow past everything they throw at us! OBAB: *thinking* Is that a fucking Sonic reference? GoofyGooberz and Squiddy: DOUBLE BOOST! OBAB: If only I did Sonic shitposts more often, then I would’ve known what they meant by that… OBAB: SHIIIITTTTTTT- BOOM! GoofyGooberz: Hey Squiddy. Squiddy: What? GoofyGooberz: Besties? Squiddy: Sure. The end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goobz Posted November 2, 2018 Author Share Posted November 2, 2018 S2 EP3 - SBC Smash Bros. Ultimate Squiddy: GUYS GUYS I AM SO HYPEEE FOR ULTIMATEEEEE Jjs: Alright we get it Squiddy, wait where’s OBAB? Squiddy: Don’t ask. Squiddy: GUYSSSSS OMG THIS IS GONNA BE SO AWESOMMEEE Jjs: Squiddy, is there something that will pipe you down about Smash Ultimate? GoofyGooberz: :smirk~1: Squiddy: :smirk~1: :smirk~1: GoofyGooberz: Squiddy and I had something in mind… Jjs: This won’t end very good, will it? Squiddy: NOT WHEN EVERYONE IS FIGHTING TO THE DEATH! Jjs: Oh boy. Jjs: Squiddy, I will not allow this! Squiddy: That’s too bad… Squiddy: Oh wait… Squiddy: *whips out King Neptune for a Day card* Checkmate, gay gay s! :smirk~1: Jjs: DAMN! WHY DID I MAKE THAT CARD, WHY?! Jjs: Fine, but I’m logging out. Squiddy: Ah, ah, ah! Squiddy: I could make your profile into ssj’s profile… as a tribute… Jjs: OH GOD NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! GoofyGooberz: Then will you join us? Jjs: Alright, fine. Squiddy: *pulls out camera* GoofyGooberz: Hey everyone, welcome to SBC Direct and today we will be talking about SBC Smash Bros. Ultimate! Squiddy: Okay! We have a total of 60 fighters! Including such famous fighters like sbl, WhoBob, Patty, BobCarotte, SOF, Mythix, GoofyGooberz and I, and the one and only… Squiddy: Jjs! *pans camera to jjs* Jjs: I don’t want to be here… Squiddy: Here are some of the final smashes! *pans camera to fighting arena* GoofyGooberz: SOF’s final smash: Rarity Rumble! He spawns a bunch of Rarities and they trample you to the underworld, AKA SBM. Squiddy: LMAO Squiddy: Anyways, Patty’s final smash: The Piko Piko Ban Hammer! TALK MAD SHIT ABOUT AMY AND YOU FUCKED BOY! Patty: YOU SON OF A BITCH, I’LL KILL YOU FOR SAYING THAT ABOUT AMY! GoofyGooberz: *sweating* Heheh… ok, so BobCarotte’s final smash: The Rocko Death Glare! Bob has been having this avvie for so long it gives children nightmaressssss!!!! Squiddy: Onto WhoBob’s final smash: Colon trash colon! This emote simply spawns in front of his face and it blinds his opponent because of the sheer power the emote can express, “ultimate”( )ly embarassing or angering their opponent out of the arena! GoofyGooberz: Wow, that sounds like quite the powerful final smash! Squiddy: Nah, it’s useless actually! GoofyGooberz: Oh. Well, Mythix’s final smash: Unpopular opinion! He has opinions and MY GOD ARE OPINIONS A GOOD MOVE! It makes his opponent fade away due to them not being able to accept that other people have opinions! Mythix: Season 8, is better than Season 1! Squiddy: NOW THAT SOUNDS POWERFUL! GoofYGooberz: It is! In fact, I think Mythix might be OP! Squiddy: …. *drops camera* GoofyGooberz: Alright, come on Mythix, you’re not going to say this OP. Mythix: DAMNITTT!!! A few hours later… FBI Agent: *picks camera back up* FBI Agent: Direct’s over. Subject named “Mythix” has gone against us. Investigation needed. Report No. 232. Keep for evidence. GoofyGooberz: HI MOM! Oh this isn’t live. FBI Agent: *drops camera* WHY YOUUUUU GoofyGooberz: *runs away* WHAT’D I DO???? Camera: Low battery. Shutting down. *turns off* The end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmandagiraffe Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 I haven’t read any of these but i already feel blessed to be in this topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goobz Posted November 3, 2018 Author Share Posted November 3, 2018 S2 EP4 - Shitposter’s Night Out Squiddy: Hey RDSP, get coffee and tell him to get Winter. RDSP: Got it. *walks to coffee’s room* RDSP: Hey coffee, get Wintermelon43 will ya? Coffee_lover: Ok. *walks to Winter’s room* RDSP: Hey Win- Winter: I heard you from the other room. RDSP: Let’s just get back to Squiddy already. Back at Squiddy’s room… Squiddy: Fellas, tonight we party. RDSP: ROCKERS IN THE HOU Winter: SE TONIGHT! RDSP: Squiddy: You’ve got the spirit already! RDSP: Whaddya mean? Squiddy: Tonight, is Shitposter’s Night Out. Winter: AYYYYYY!!! Coffee: AYYYYYYYYYY!!!! RDSP and Squiddy: AYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Squiddy: Well, it’s 4 PM so I’ll just take a shitposter’s nap RDSP: I’ll play on my shitposter 3DS! Coffee: I’ll make shitposter’s coffee. Winter: Wow, this shitposter phenomenon sure is spreading fast. Squiddy: As planned! Shitposters… Squiddy: Shall rule tonight… heheheh… At 7 PM… Squiddy: Gather around shitposting squad! Coffee, Winter, and RDSP: *line up* Squiddy: Are you ready? Coffee, Winter, and RDSP: YEAH! Squiddy: Then let’s goooo!!! In Squiddy’s car... Squiddy: Fellas, this is the shitposting mobile. Coffee, Winter, and RDSP: Woah… Coffee, Winter, and RDSP: So many memes on it… LOOK A FUG KEYCHAIN! Squiddy: Enough gawking, fellas! Onward! Squiddy: *starts car and drives off* Squiddy: First stop, SBM. Coffee, Winter, and RDSP: Oh yeah… Squiddy: There it is, up ahead… Coffee, Winter, Squiddy, and RDSP: HEY SSJ! YOU SUCK! *throws rolled up newspapers at him* Ssj: Huh? WHAT THE?! HEY! Ssj: *unfolds papers* Ssj: *reads papers* SBC gets 75% more activity than SBM… Ssj: *walks inside in shame* Oh… Coffee, Winter, and RDSP: BAHAHHAHHA! Squiddy: Good one fellas! Squiddy: Next up, a Sonic forum. Coffee, Winter, and RDSP: Are you sure Squiddy, they have the wildest opinions in the Internet West! Squiddy: Just watch. Squiddy: *pulls up to Sonic Stadium Forums* Coffee, Winter, and RDSP: *watch nervously* What’s his move… Squiddy: Hey. Sonic Stadium: What? Squiddy: Sonic Heroes… Sonic Stadium: Yeah… Squiddy: IS BETTER THAN ALL OF THE CLASSICS! SEE YA! Sonic Stadium: GRRRR LEMME AT HIM, LEMME AT HIM! D:< Squiddy: HAHAHAH! Now that was good. Winter: Nice lie, Squiddy! Squiddy: Whaddya mean, I was telling the truth! Winter: Uh- nevermind… Squiddy: Woop! That was a hoot! Let’s head home! Coffee, Winter, and RDSP: Thanks for the night out Squiddy! Squiddy: No probl- *sees mirror of behind the car* Coffee, Winter, and RDSP: *look behind* Coffee, Winter, and RDSP: Yes problem. Squiddy: IT’S THE INTERNET COPS! WE MUST’VE OFFENDED SSJ AND SONIC STADIUM! RDSP: They are pretty proud of their forums. :smirk~1: Squiddy: THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES, WE GOTTA GET BACK TO SBC! Squiddy: That was pretty funny though… :smirk~1: :smirk~1: Squiddy: TIME TO SHIFT INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE! Squiddy’s car zooms off a cliff! Squiddy: Oh boy. Coffee, Winter, RDSP, and Squiddy: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! CRASH! Coffee: Ugh, where are we… Coffee: LOOK IT’S SBC! Coffee, Winter, RDSP, and Squiddy: *enter SBC* Internet Cop: HANDS IN THE AIR! WE HAVE A WARRANT FOR 4 SHITPOSTERS ON THIS NIGHT… WHERE ARE THEY?! Jjs: *yawn* Guys, what are you doing up so la- Jjs: WHAT THE?! Jjs: What is going on here?! Internet Cop: Hey… my buddy who works for security at Target told me about you… Internet Cop: You must’ve been behind this, so you’re going downtown buddy. Jjs: WHAT?! I JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL?! I WENT TO JAIL IN THE FIRST EPISODE OF THIS SEASON FOR GODS SAKE! NOOO!!!!! Coffee, Winter, RDSP, and Squiddy: … Coffee, Winter, RDSP, and Squiddy: GOOD NIGHT! Coffee, Winter, RDSP, and Squiddy: *go to their rooms and turn off the lights* RDSP: At least jjs won’t bug as anymore Squiddy: LMAO The end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goobz Posted November 3, 2018 Author Share Posted November 3, 2018 S2 EP5 - The True Identity of Jjs GoofyGooberz: Guys, have you notice jjs is acting, weird? Prez: Yeah, also call me crazy, but have you noticed when jjs says he’s gonna take a nap… Prez: Jojo siwa uploads? GoofyGooberz: Heh. What if jjs stood for jojo siwa lol. Wait… Prez: Let’s investigate when he takes his nap. Jjs: Ok guys, don’t bother me, I’m going to take a nap… Prez: Bingo. Prez and GoofyGooberz: *tiptoe to jjs’ room* Prez and GoofyGooberz: *open door slightly* Jjs: *talking to webcam* Hey guys it’s JoJo! Prez: WTF… GoofyGooberz: I was right? Jjs: Huh? *turns around to reveal JoJo Siwa’s face* GoofyGooberz: WE KNEW IT! WE GOT YOU KNOW JOJO! Jojo Siwa: *turns into pink-clothes-wearing beast* RAHHHHHHH! I’LL KILL YOU TWO! Prez: Eep! GoofyGooberz: RUN! Jojo Siwa: *bursts out of jjs’ room* Prez: Wait! Goofy, you know what JoJo would hate? GoofyGooberz: What? Prez: Walmart! She’s too rich for it! GoofyGooberz: Good idea! Prez: Let’s run faster there! At the Walmart parking lot… Prez: Oh boy. GoofyGooberz: Jojo is behind, how are we gonna keep her from destroying these cars? Prez: Hey, what’s that bumper sticker? Prez: *looks at a car’s bumper sticker* Pre-Movie Diehards 4Ever! GoofyGooberz: She can destroy them all. Prez: It’s only one car. GoofyGooberz: This parking lot has been tainted by this car’s bumper sticker, JoJo can destroy all these cars. Prez: AH! THERE SHE IS! RUN! Prez and GoofyGooberz: *run inside Walmart* JoJo: HERE I AM! *destroys parking lot* RAHHH!!!! NewSBHater221: *walks out of Walmart* My car! *cries* Prez: That’s for episode 6, NewSBHater221! GoofyGooberz: COME ON! SHE’S GETTING NEAR THE WALMART! NewSBHater221: *gets squished by JoJo’s foot* MY LEG! AND HEAD! AND TORSO! MY EVERYTHING! JoJo: Huh? Walmart? JoJo: HISSSSS!!! I’M TOO RICH FOR WALMART! HISSS!! IT BURNS!!!! Prez: IT’S WORKING! JoJo: But I’m stronger... Prez: Oh no… Prez: Goofy! GoofyGooberz: *finds Infinity Gauntlet toy* Ooh! *snap* Heheh! JoJo: Huh? *fades away* Prez: GoofyGooberz: What? Prez: Nothing, let’s just go back to SBC… GoofyGooberz and Prez: *walk out of Walmart* GoofyGooberz: Where did JoJo go? Prez: Are you that clueless? Back at SBC… Prez: WAIT? DID YOU PAY FOR THAT INFINITY GAUNTLET TOY? GoofyGooberz: No. Prez: *sigh* Whatever. Jjs: *walks by* GoofyGooberz: Hey jjs! Jjs: Hey Goofy! GoofyGooberz: *snaps* Hahah! Jjs: Huh? Js: *fades away* GoofyGooberz: The fuck? *looks at hand* GoofyGooberz: COOL! Prez: You need to get rid of that thing! GoofyGooberz: *places fingers to snap* Prez: Uh… Goofy? The end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goobz Posted November 3, 2018 Author Share Posted November 3, 2018 S2 EP6 - SBMmigrants Jjs: Alright guys we got some new members to welcome to SBC today! GoofyGooberz: Ooh! Let’s see them! Jjs: Here they are! Jack_of_all_traids: *walks in* HEY YOU GUYS LIKE GEOMETRY DASH!? Spongebranch: *walks in* Mention SBYF and you’re dead… Red Hat: You know, I don’t think I’ll eat McDonald’s until 2019, oh yeah did you know that Windows Vista was in 20- Jjs: Alright, that’s enough. Jjs: Anyways, welcome! GoofyGooberz: UH- BenPaz: *comes out of room* BenPaz: *yawns holding coffee cup* Good morning guys- BenPaz: *drops coffee mug* Aw shit. Jjs: *points to 4 empty rooms* There are your rooms! Make yourselves at home! In Spongebranch’s room... Spongebranch: *walks in room* Hmmm… HEY! THIS POSTER IS FROM SBYF! AND I HATE… SBYF! URGGGGGHHHH!!!! Jjs: Ok, I’ll take it down! Jjs: *takes poster down* Geez… Spongebranch: Hmph. In Jack_of_all_traids’ room… Jack_of_all_traids: I’m not surprised at this point. Jjs: About what? Jack_of_all_traids: No offense, but that's kinda rude. Jjs: WHAT DID I SAY? Jack_of_all_traids: Beep! Boop! ERROR. ERROR. PLEASE SEE ADMIN FOR DETAILS. Red Hat: *walks in Jack_of_all_traids’ room* Sorry about that, all of Jack’s responses are automated. Jjs: Wait, so they’re not human responses? Red Hat: No, of course not. Jjs: That makes sense… In Red Hat’s room… Red Hat: McDonald’s. Jjs: What? Red Hat: I. Want. McDonald’s. Posters. Jjs: God, if you want something as ridiculous as that you might as well have pictures of every member! Red Hat: I do. Red Hat: Every. Red Hat: One. Red Hat: of. Red Hat: Them. Jjs: *backs away* Okayyyyy, I’ll get those posters… right away… Jjs: *runs out* BENPAZ, GOOFY! HELP ME BenPaz: I told you letting them was a bad idea, jjs. Jjs: No you didn’t! BenPaz: Learn to read minds then, doofus. Jjs: *sigh* Look, just please get them out of here before SBC becomes SBM 2! BenPaz: Banhammer. Jjs: Here. BenPaz: *walks into one room after the other* BenPaz: BAN! BAN! BAN! BenPaz: *blows smoke off banhammer* Jjs: Wait, wasn’t jack_of_all_traids a robot? BenPaz: No, those were real human responses of his. Jjs: Oof… Jjs: Anyways, I must say BenPaz… that was… Jjs: Impressive! You know just for that, BenPaz… I promote you BenPaz: *gasp* Jjs: TO AN ADMIN! BenPaz: YES! NOW IS HALL MAKE THIS THE GRINCH COMMUNITY! Jjs: Damnit, I knew he would to this! BenPaz: Changes start now! Heheheh! Jjs: CURSE YOU ILLUMINATION!!! The end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goobz Posted November 3, 2018 Author Share Posted November 3, 2018 S2 EP7 - Flaromeo and Umbriet Flaromeo: Umbriet! Oh Umbriet! Come on down! Umbriet: *comes on down* What is it bitch Flaromeo: Come on loser, we’re going to the mall Umbriet: For what? Bunnicula DVD’s for Prez again? Flaromeo: *sweating nervously* Uh…. no? Umrbiet: Fine, let’s go. Flaromeo: Yay! Umbriet: *gets close to Flaromeo* Flaromeo: *thinking* SCORE! At the mall… Flaromeo: How about we go to GameStop? Umbriet: *points at checkout* Flaromeo: *sees ssj* Flaromeo: Oof. Let’s go somewhere else. Umbriet: How about Starbucks? Flaromeo: Sounds good! At Starbucks… Flaromeo: Watch this. Two coffees for ssj! :smirk~1: Umbriet: Hehe! :smirk~1: :smirk~1: Flaromeo: Thanks! 2 minutes later… Clerk: Coffee for ssj! Ssj: *runs out of GameStop* That’s me! Flaromeo: The order was for us, stupid. Umbriet: *looks at ssj and turns head around* Hmph! Ssj: Uh- Clerk: Okay… Flaromeo: Bahahaha! Wasn’t that funny! Umbriet: Heheheh! Sure was! Several stores later… Umbriet and Flaromeo: *walk outside the mall* Umbriet: You know, Flaromeo… Flaromeo: What? Umbriet: I had fun today. Flaromeo: *blushes* Oh, thanks… Umbriet: Even if you are a loser. *blushes* Director Squiddy: NOW KISS! KISS DAMMIT! Umbriet: Nope, this was not part of my contract. *exits to the right* Flaromeo: This wasn’t part of mine either. I’m out. *exits to the right* Director Squiddy: *sigh* I’ll get them to do it next week. Director Squiddy: Oh well. Back to shitposting on the Discord. The end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Slug Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 All of the episodes with me in them are commie quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goobz Posted November 4, 2018 Author Share Posted November 4, 2018 16 minutes ago, Godly Sportz Originality said: All of the episodes with me in them are commie quality. I'll make sure to make them capitalist quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goobz Posted November 4, 2018 Author Share Posted November 4, 2018 S2 EP8 - Unfair Jeopardy Jjs: Alright, who’s ready for Jeopardy! GoofyGooberz: I AM! Mythix: ME TOO! Winter: AND M- Jjs: Oh no Winter, you’ve won too many games already Winter: Aw… flex! Mythix: Grrr… Jjs: Will you be playing, BenPaz? BenPaz: Sorry, not um… tonight. BenPaz: I gotta… redesign my iFish! Yeah! BenPaz: *shifts eyes and runs away* Jjs: Weird, he normally has time to play Jeopardy every night. GoofyGooberz: Hmm… Mythix: This seems kinda suspicious, Goofy, I say we investigate. Mythix: But I want to play Jeopardy tonight too! GoofyGooberz: Then we just gotta do them both at the same time. Jjs: Alright, everyone, to the Jeopardy room! GoofyGooberz: *puts on pair of sunglasses* Mythix: *puts on two pairs of sunglasses* GoofyGooberz and Mythix: Hmph. *nods* Mythix: Hmph. *nods* GoofyGooberz and Mythix: *walk to Jeopardy room*’ GoofyGooberz: Let’s start Jeopardy! Jjs: ALRIGHT! Jjs: The theme tonight is… SBC and SBM! Your pick… let’s see… Goofy! GoofyGooberz: Uh… MEMES 200! Can I go to the bathroom now? Jjs: Sure…? GoofyGooberz: *runs away and grabs Mythix* Come on, mythix. Mythix: Aahh! Winter: Gay. :smirk~1: GoofyGooberz: SHUT UP! Mythix: Let’s head to BenPaz’s room GoofyGooberz: Mhm. GoofyGooberz and Mythix: *enter BenPaz’s room* GoofyGooberz: He’s not here… Mythix: Hey! Look above you! GoofyGooberz: *looks above him* Mythix: The vents! He must have headed to the jjs’ room to rig Jeopardy! GoofyGooberz: I would call you crazy, but that’s a good theory. Mythix: *sigh* Let’s just head up… GoofyGooberz: Lift me up! Mythix: *puts GoofyGooberz on shoulders and jumps* GoofyGooberz: I’m in! *turns around to lift up Mythix* Mythix: To Jjs’ room! In Jjs’ room… Mythix: We fall down quietly, okay… or else we are done for. GoofyGooberz: Got it. *crawls out of vent* GoofyGooberz’s Phone: DING! GoofyGooberz: Ooh! *checks phone* GoofyGooberz: AGHHH!!! *falls loudly out of vent* Mythix: *facepalms* BenPaz: *turns around* YOU TWO! I KNEW YOU TWO WERE ONTO ME! NOW YOU’RE GOING TO GET IT! GoofyGooberz: *launches towards BenPaz* BenPaz: Oof! *BenPAz costume comes off and reveals Grinch* Mythix: THE GRINCH?! Grinch: That’s right. It’s me. I am here for only one reason though. GoofyGooberz: And what reason is that? Grinch: TO LEAK SMASH ULTIMATE! Mythix: HOW COULD YOU?! Grinch: Those greedy bastards at Nintendo want to keep everything hidden and I won’t take it! Grinch: That’s why I hacked the new additions to Smash Ultimate to be answers and questions in this Jeopardy! You know I am very much against capitalism I am a proud commie and I think ever- Mythix: Hey Goofy, hack’s fixed. GoofyGooberz: Nice! *smiles* Grinch: But, my monologue! GoofyGooberz: Bye bye GoofyGooberz: *grabs Grinch and throws him out of window* Grinch: Don’t forget to see my movie this monthhhhhhh!!!!! Grinch: *lands in trash* This is where I belong, like all my movies… GoofyGooberz: Now, how about we get back to Jeopardy? Mythix: It’s over already. GoofyGooberz: UH- The end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slam Lord BBBB Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 On 10/29/2018 at 9:26 PM, IAmAGoofyGoober2004 said: S1 EP13 - Atlantis SBCPantis Jjs: HEY GANG! OBAB: What is it now jjs Jjs: WE’RE GOING TO… SquiddyFace: Lumoshi Land? GoofyGooberz: Tyler Town? Jjs: No… we’re going to ATLANTIS! Honest Slug: Boo! Boo! Atlantis sucks! Winter: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY FAVORITE S5 EP BenPaz: FIGHT! FIGHT! Everyone! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Jjs: Cool it! Jjs: We’re going to Atlantis and that’s final. Hippy: Can we go to S8 City instead? Jjs: No.That place is full of crackheads. GoofyGooberz: Heheheheh. Head. Jjs: To the bus everyone. Everyone: YAY! Honest Slug. Whoop dee fucking doo. Jjs: SHUT IT BEFORE I DROP YOU OFF AT S6 VILLE! Honest Slug: Alright, alright. Just never drop me off there. Season 6… *shivers* GoofyGooberz: OOH! I LOVE ROAD TRIPS! HEY SQUIDDY WANT TO SING FLAREON AND UMBREON’S GAY LOVE SONG? SquiddyFace: DO I? SquiddyFace and GoofyGooberz: OHHHHHHH---- Jjs: Shut it, we’re here. Winter: It’s- it’s BEAUTIFUL! *crys tears of joy* Honest Slug: Pfft. Season 6 is better than this :trash: Jjs: I’LL DROP YOU OFF THERE WITHOUT HESITATION! Honest Slug: Oh god no, I was just kidding! Jjs: Here it is, hello there Mr. Guard sir! Guard: ... Jjs: Watch this guys, I can speak Atlantian. Jjs: *gasps*- Guard: We speak.. English here also.’ Jjs: Oh. OK! Come on guys! Guard: Pfft… SBC Admin Supremacists I tell ya. Hippy: Woah, look at this interior. Winter: OH MY GAHHHHH!!!!!! GoofyGooberz: Atlantis is good. Jjs: No one asked Goofy. GoofyGooberz: Atlantis is good. OBAB: Goofy tf is wrong with you what are you, Krab Borg? GoofyGooberz: *shoots laser out of eye* OBAB: AHHH! SHIT DUDE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU? Slam Lord: *rips off GoofyGooberz costume* Slam Lord: AHA! IT IS I, SLAM LORD! Jjs: Oh boy… Jjs: SLAM LORD, I DIDN’T INVITE YOU FOR A REASON! Slam Lord: Huh? Jjs: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP WATCH OF SBC! Slam Lord. Whoops. SOF: I’m sure SBC is fine, let me check- SOF: Aw shit SOF: Slam Lord, you done goofed. Slam Lord: GODDAMMIT! Jjs: Whatever, let’s just continue the trip. Slam Lord: Wait guys. Jjs: What? Slam Lord: Fools. That’s what you all are. Do you not know I am the owner of Atlantis? Jjs: THE FUCK?! Slam Lord: Yep, here’s my certificate saying so. Guard: … Jjs: Is this legit? Guard: Sure is. Jjs: Uh, uh, uh, uh BenPaz: RUN! Slam Lord: GUARDS! GET THEM! SquiddyFace: I hope I don’t damage my lucky UnderPants Slam Charm. SquiddyFace: Ugh. GET IT TOGETHER, SQUIDDY! NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO THINK ABOUT A CHARM FOR UNDERPANTS SLAM CHA- SquiddyFace: Wait. Slam Lord. My charm. SquiddyFace: *tearing up* Goodbye charm, but it’s for the greater good! SquiddyFace: *drops charm behind him* SquiddyFace: I’ll risk it all, for SBC! SquiddyFace: VIVA LA SBC! Everyone: Huh? Jjs: Guys, what in God’s name… Slam Lord: OOH! OOH! UNDERPANTS SLAM MERCH!! *GASP* Slam Lord: It’s beautiful… *looks at charm in awe* Jjs: Um, shouldn’t the guards be attacking us? Guards: Nah, we quit. We can’t take another mention of that game ever again. Guards: C’mon guys, let’s get out of here, I heard TRAFON is in need of guards Guard: Of course he needs guards with the stuff he tweets. Jjs: Yeah, we’ll just be on our way. Back at SBC… WhoBob: Hey, by the way, what happened to GoofyGooberz? In GoofyGooberz room… GoofyGooberz: *snore* Yes, I love you too Season 4! *snore* GoofyGooberz: *snore* Huh? Eh, fuck off Season 9a, lick a dick. *snore* Jjs: Must’ve slept in late. The end You wrote me very well. Although now I have found Underpants slam, that trick won't work on me. Although i do like power!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goobz Posted November 4, 2018 Author Share Posted November 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Slam Lord BBBB said: You wrote me very well. Although now I have found Underpants slam, that trick won't work on me. Although i do like power!!!!!!! Thanks, I knew I would capture your character perfectly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slam Lord BBBB Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, IAmAGoofyGoober2004 said: Thanks, I knew I would capture your character perfectly! Well almost.....like i said, i have the game, i am done with that, that trick would never work. Also how did you know i really secretly like Atlantis Squarepantis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slam Lord BBBB Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 16 hours ago, IAmAGoofyGoober2004 said: Thanks, I knew I would capture your character perfectly! Still, it's always nice to be featured Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goobz Posted November 4, 2018 Author Share Posted November 4, 2018 18 hours ago, Slam Lord BBBB said: Well almost.....like i said, i have the game, i am done with that, that trick would never work. Also how did you know i really secretly like Atlantis Squarepantis? Ah, good point! I actually didn't know you liked Atlantis SquarePantis, but I do too! 1 hour ago, Slam Lord BBBB said: Still, it's always nice to be featured Of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goobz Posted November 5, 2018 Author Share Posted November 5, 2018 S2 EP9 - The Secret Surrounding Ssj GoofyGooberz: *looks outside with telescope* Hmm, what’s going on in this damned fandom today? GoofyGooberz: *sees SBM* What’s going on in Hell? GoofyGooberz: *opens window* Ssj: *announcing on megaphone* Today, I announce my retirement. To all 3 of you left on here. Jack: NO!!!!! Red Hat: I need a Big Mac… Spongebranch: I’m fired… Ssj: No, spongebranch, I’m firing myself. Spongebranch: Sorry, bad habit. GoofyGooberz: *smacks lips* Ooh! Quite the juicy gossip! Let’s write this down! GoofyGooberz: *pulls out notepad and gets to writing* Later that day… GoofyGooberz: Hey MMM! MMM: What is it Goofy, I’m busy praising our lord and savior. GoofyGooberz: You believe in God? MMM: Not what I meant, I meant… GoofyGooberz: You meant…? MMM: Wander… *sigh* Such a good guy. GoofyGooberz: Okay… SO WANNA LOOK AT THIS?! *pulls out notepad* MMM: *grabs notepad and reads* MMM: HE IS?! GoofyGooberz: Yep, a little bird told me! MMM: What kind of bird? Titmouse? GoofyGooberz: No, I actually was being nosy and was looking out of the window. MMM: Oh, that’s not too bad! GoofyGooberz: And a telescope… *rubs arm* MMM: Nevermind, that’s creepy. GoofyGooberz: Still, isn’t this crazy? MMM: Sure is. I gotta tell SOF about this. MMM: *texts SOF* SOF: *snore* Yes, I would like all the MLP DVD’s you have… *snore* I SAID ALL OF THEM, DAMMIT! *snore* SOF’s Phone: Ding! SOF: Huh? Ahh! *falls out of bed* SOF: *checks phone* SOF: WOAH! THIS IS SOME JUICY GOSSIP! SOF: I need to tell WhoBob about this. GoofyGooberz: *impersonating Morgan Freeman* And so the gossip spread across SBC, and I am narrating this because making lines for each person who gets the message will make this story too long… GoofyGooberz: *in normal voice* Alright, fast forward to tomorrow! *claps twice* The next day… GoofyGooberz: *impersonating Morgan Freeman once again* And so, with the gossip spread, everyone on SBC planned a party to celebrate Ssj retiring… In the shoutbox room... Squiddy: *sets up music playlist and speakers* Wow! I can’t believe it! Ssj is retiring! Yush! WhoBob: *putting up streamers and chairs*I know right! This is amazing! Jjs: Hey, what are you guys doing… WhoBob: You’ll see this afternoon… Jjs: Okay…? *leaves shoutbox room* GoofyGooberz: *yawn* Good morning guys. What’s going on? Squiddy: Haven’t you heard, Ssj is retiring! GoofyGooberz: The gossip spread that fast? Squiddy: That Ssj is retiring? I guess so? Thanks for letting everyone know? *pats Goofy on back* GoofyGooberz: … Yeah! You are welcome! MMM: *walks into shoutbox room* You told me first though, right? GoofyGooberz: Yup! WhoBob: Thanks to you too, MMM! MMM: *smiles* GoofyGooberz: You know… I know someone who would like to come to this party… *pulls out phone* MMM: Who? WhoBob: I’m here… MMM: *facepalms* GoofyGooberz: *taps screen* And… invite! MMM: See you guys tonight! That night… Squiddy: Party in 3… 2… 1… Squiddy: WOOHOO! GOODBYE SSJ! SEE YA AT THE DUMP! HAHAH! There is a knock at the door. GoofyGooberz: That’s him! GoofyGooberz: *opens door to reveal Ssj* Ssj: Hey guys, what’s the party for- *sees sign* Squiddy: GOOFY! WHY DID YOU INVITE SSJ?! WE ARE CELEBRATING HIS RETIREMENT, OF COURSE HE WOULDN’T LIKE THIS! GoofyGooberz: My bad. Ssj: I see how it is… *pulls out banhammer from behind his back* Ssj: I knew this would come in handy tonight… WhoBob: You can’t ban us, not if jjs is admi- Ssj: Look behind me. Ssj *looks outside* Jjs: *laying on ground* Ugh... WhoBob: OH MY GOD! YOU BEAT UP JJS! Ssj: I sure did. Now that I’m the admin of this site, it’s time to beat this whole forum UP. GoofyGooberz: *throws rock at ssj* Doink! Ssj: Huh? I see… you want to die first Goofy man? GoofyGooberz: Alright that’s it! GoofyGooberz: Everyone! Hold hands! Squiddy: *holds hands with Goofy and WhoBob* Squiddy: Oh, I know where this is going… Squiddy: *nods at Goofy* GoofyGooberz: TRIPLE… WhoBob: … *thinking* Oh, it’s a Sonic Forces reference! GoofyGooberz, WhoBob, and Squiddy: FUG BOOST! GoofyGooberz, WhoBob, and Squiddy: *run and jump towards ssj* Ssj: I knew I should have retired for real… BOOM! GoofyGooberz, WhoBob, and Squiddy: Huh? Where’d he go? Jjs: Huh. I feel better now. Squiddy: Wait, so a triple fug boost fixes all problems across SEVERAL forums? GoofyGooberz: I guess so. GoofyGooberz: But to be honest that was their just for plot convenience. Squiddy: :smirk~1: The end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goobz Posted November 6, 2018 Author Share Posted November 6, 2018 (edited) S2 EP10 - Mythix Fools Mythix: Hey Winter... Winter: What? Mythix: Pet Sitter Pat is the best episode in the series. Winter: WHAT?! HOW THE HELL IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?! IT- IT- IT’S NOT!!! Mythix: Hehe! Mythix: APRIL FOOLS! Winter: Oh… good one Mythix! Mythix: By the way, Winter… check your DM’s… Winter: Huh? Why? Winter: *checks DM’s* A link? Oh, hey! A link to the new episodes in HD! Thanks, mythix! Mythix: Winter: Why are you… *looks on screen* WHAT THE?! Mythix: It was a troll link lol. Mythix: Enjoy your new Actors skin! :smirk~1: Winter: OH YEAH? WANT ME TO TELL JJS ABOUT THIS? Mythix: Too late, I got jjs to step down by spamming his e-mail with Winx Club scripts :smirk~1: GoofyGooberz: *walks in* Mythix, I’m your friend and all, but you need to stop this. Mythix: Mmmm, no. GoofyGooberz: And why not? Mythix: *points at Goofy* BECAUSE YOU TOUCH UNSEASONED CHICKEN AT NIGHT! *runs away* GoofyGooberz: C’mon, Winter! Winter and GoofyGooberz: *run after Mythix* COME BACK HERE! Mythix: Whoops! *drops glitch cube* Winter: *halts* What is this? *picks up glitch cube* Winter: 404 ERROR, USER NOT FOUND. *disappears* GoofyGooberz: Oh no… *turns around* GoofyGooberz: Glitch cubes all over the floor, huh? GoofyGooberz: Well, good thing I took ballet in the 27th grade! GoofyGooberz: I call this one… GoofyGooberz: The Stepping Stone. GoofyGooberz: *prances all over the place avoiding each glitch cube* GoofyGooberz: And done! GoofyGooberz: Thank you, thank you. GoofyGooberz: Oh, that’s right, no one’s watching. GoofyGooberz: *keeps running* MYTHIX, GET BACK HERE! Mythix: Hehe! I got more of those- Mythix: *halts* Huh? Where are they? *looks behind him* Did I drop them all back there? Mythix: I did! Hey, where did Goofy go? GoofyGooberz: *taps Mythix’s shoulder* Mythix: *turns around* GoofyGooberz: This is for Winter. GoofyGooberz: JJS! Jjs: *pops up from behind GoofyGooberz* Here you are, my man. Mythix: He… gave you the banhammer?! GoofyGooberz: ...Whaddya think? WHAM! Mythix: Oof… THIS USER HAS BANNED. GoofyGooberz: Phew! That’s a- Mythix: *makes alt* Poof! Here I am! GoofyGooberz: PERMABAN! Mythix: DAMMIT, I FORGOT THAT WAS A THI- Poof! Jjs: I'll be taking that! GoofyGooberz: *hands banhammer back to jjs* Jjs: Peace. *logs out* Mythix: *makes another alt* HEYO! GoofyGooberz: Oh boy. The end Edited November 6, 2018 by IAmAGoofyGoober2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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