Goobz Posted November 6, 2018 Author Share Posted November 6, 2018 S2 EP11 - A Forum Full of Eevees Mythix: Just another day in #pokemanz… Pokecord: An Eevee appears! Mythix Ooh! An Eevee! Pokecord: Multiple Eevees appear! Mythix: WOW! THEY’RE SO CUTE!!! Mythix: P!catch Eevee! Pokecord: Multiple Eevees have been caught. Pokecord: Would you like to send them to SBC? Mythix I’ve never seen a response like that from Pokecord before… but okay! Mythix: Yes! Pokecord: Success! Now to look at SBC! Mythix: *switches to SBC* Mythix *gasp* THERE ARE EEVEES ALL OVER SBC! AND THEY’RE ADORABLE! Jjs: *logs in* Alright, what’s going on tod- Jjs: What the… EEVEES?! WHY ARE THERE EEVEES ALL OVER SBC! Eevees: *prancing around* Jjs: I. HATE. EEVEES! *faints* GoofyGooberz: *drinking soda* Hey jjs, why did you die? GoofyGooberz: *looks at Eevees* Oh… boy. Mythix: THEY’RE SO CUTE! GoofyGooberz: THEY ARE!!! Winter: *logs in* WHAT THE- GoofyGooberz: Oh don’t tell me you’re going to faint too, Winter. Winter: No... I. REALLY. HATE. EEVEES! GoofyGooberz: That’s not good… Mythix: EEVEES! RUN FREE! *throws bag of PokePuffs* Winter: Looks like my forum scavenger hunt skills are finally coming into play! Heheh! Winter: *pulls out net launcher* GoofyGooberz: Wow, Winter! You have a net launcher? *gasp* And it looks like the one in Sandy’s Rocket! Winter: Yep! Winter: … Winter: *runs off to search for Eevees* GET BACK HERE YOU RODENTS! Mythix: I don’t think so! *runs after Winter* GoofyGooberz: WAIT UP MYTHIX! GoofyGooberz: *sees something and halts* Huh? Did jjs add a new subforum? GoofyGooberz: *walks towards unknown subforum* It has no name on it. Just a bunch of… wingdings? GoofyGooberz: I’m going in. *walks into subforum* In the subforum… GoofyGooberz: *echoes* Hello? Is anyone in here? GoofyGooberz: *sees light at the end* Huh? *runs towards it* GoofyGooberz: What the? *feels the floor escalating* GoofyGooberz: *stops and sees chair in front of supercomputer* That’s a big computer… Squiddy: *turns around in chair* HEY GOOFY! GoofyGooberz: SQUIDDYFACE?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! Squiddy: You see, Goofy… these Eevees… were from the Discord… Pokecord went agianst its code and gave out commands I programmed it to give out and I hacked SBC also… for all these Eevees to be here. GoofyGooberz: But… why? Squiddy: Well, I was bored and Eevees are cute! But I see Winter does not like them. He doesn’t know what they’re going to do next… Heheh. Meanwhile… Winter: GET… OVER… HERE!! Eevees: *stop* Winter: *catches up* Bingo! Winter: *is about to pull the trigger on the net launcher* Eevees: *stand up and dab* DAB ON ‘EM! Winter: *launches net* Heh, like that’ll stop me! Net: *bounces off Eevees* Mythix: *catches up to Winter* What the… Net: *catches Winter and Mythix* Back at the empty subforum… Squiddy: Sorry Mythix… but this is my forum now! And I say this is now… THE EEVEE COMMUNITY! Squiddy: *over shoutbox* EEVEES RUN FREE! FREE! THIS IS YOUR FORUM NOW! Squiddy: Sorry Goofy. *pulls out net launcher and catches Goofy* GoofyGooberz: Jjs, somebody help! Squiddy: Shouting won’t help you! Jjs: *wakes up* Huh? I feel a disturbance… a member needs help. Jjs: Help, with a problem… a problem AN ADMIN LIKE ME CAN HANDLE! *grabs banhammer* Jjs: What the? I didn’t make a new sub-forum! So why- oh, that must be whoever’s behind this’ “secret lair” Jjs: *looks closely* A light! That must be where their at! Jjs: *jumps into Squiddy’s lair* Jjs: *sneaks up on him* Squiddy: HAHHA! THIS IS SO GODLY! Jjs: See ya, Squiddy. Jjs: PERMA AND IP BAN… PLUS ULTRA! BOOM! GoofyGooberz: I didn’t know you liked My Hero Academia, jjs! Jjs: I don’t! I just learned being a weeb makes you slightly powerful. GoofyGooberz: Oh. So what about all these Eevees? Jjs: EEVEES?! *faints* GoofyGooberz: Sigh… The end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goobz Posted November 8, 2018 Author Share Posted November 8, 2018 S2 EP12 - A Situational SpongeBob Community Comedy: Part 1 Jjs: *sigh* So inactive today… Ring! Jjs: Hello? Nick Rep.: Hello, we have seen the forum you run, jjsthekid, and we think what goes on there would be perfect for a sitcom on our network! Jjs: Hmm… I don’t know… Jjs: *thinking* Sell out? Would the real jjsthekid do that? Jjs: How much would you give me? Nick Rep: How does 3 million sound? 2 minutes later… Jjs: PACK UP SBC! WE’RE GOING TO NICK HQ! Winter: I can’t wait to destroy garbage shows like Henry Danger in ratings. Mythix: IT’S NOT GARBAGE!!11!!!11!!!1111! GoofyGooberz: Guys, guys... WE NEED TO PACK! Everyone: *goes to their room and packs* Everyone: *comes back out* READY! Jjs: That was unrealistically fast… oh well. Let’s go! Everyone: Woohoo! Jjs: *leaves SBC* TAXI! Taxi: *comes by and picks up everyone and drives away* Everyone except GoofyGooberz: *singing* 99 BOTTLES OF SCUMBOB EPISODES ON THE WALL, 99 BOTTLES O- GoofyGooberz: How about we just skip to the airport? Everyone except GoofyGooberz: Huh? GoofyGooberz: *snaps fingers* Everyone: *teleports to airport* GoofyGooberz: Here we are. Everyone except GoofyGooberz: What the, how did, nevermind… Jjs: LOOK! OUR FLIGHT! C’MON, HURRY! Everyone: *runs to gate* Squiddy: But, I want Burger King for breakfast!!! Klu: No time, Squiddy! *grabs Squiddy and runs faster* At the gate… Jjs: C’MON, WE CAN MAKE IT! Everyone: *barely misses it* WhoBob: Looks like we’re heading home… Jjs: I don’t think so… EVERYONE! HOLD HANDS! Everyone: *holds hands* Jjs: POWER JUMP! *jumps high and latches onto airplane* Everyone except jjs: *holding onto jjs* AAHHHH! JJS ARE YOU INSANE?! Jjs: I AM!!!!! Airplane: *elevates into sky even higher* GoofyGooberz: Well, good thing I brought my 3DS! GoofyGooberz: *pulls out 3DS and turns it on* GoofyGooberz: *opens 3DS camera app* Sky selfie! GoofyGooberz: *drops 3DS* NOO!!!! Winter: Don’t worry, Goofy, I’m sure someone will catch it and have fun with it. Meanwhile, the 3DS drops into a vat of acid… GoofyGooberz: Yeah, you’re probably right. Jjs: LOOK! NEW YORK! WE’RE ALMOST THERE! Klu: WOW! IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL! IT MAKES ME WANT TO SING! Coffee_lover: OH COME ON, THIS IS A MUSICAL NOW?! Klu: Chill, it’s only one song. Coffee_lover: Thank God. Klu: NOW YOU’RE IN NEW YORK!!!!!!! GoofyGooberz: THESE STREETS WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BRAND NEW!!!! Coffee_lover: *sigh* I guess I’ll sing along too. Coffee_lover: THE LIGHTS WILL INSPIRE YOU!!!! Winter: LET’S HEAR IT FOR NEW YORK, NEW YORK, NEW YORK!!!!! Everyone: *humming to the song and wobbling in rhythm* Jjs: Guys, stop wobbling, we’re going to- Jjs: *loses grip of airplane* Jjs: FALL!!!!!!!!!!! The end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goobz Posted November 8, 2018 Author Share Posted November 8, 2018 S2 EP13 - A Situational SpongeBob Community Comedy: Part 2 Everyone: *falling* AAAHHHHH!!! GoofyGooberz: Hey look below! Winter: It’s Nick HQ! Jjs: Jackpot! Everyone, huddle! Everyone: *huddles* Everyone: WE’RE GOING TO DIE ANYWAYS!!!! Everyone: *gets caught by net* Helicopter: *flies above them and sets net on roof* Nick Rep: It’s me, hey jjsthekid! Squiddy: We’re early! Winter: And injured… WhoBob: Well, can we go down to the HQ now? Nick Rep: Of course! Follow me! *opens door on roof and walks down stairs* And so everyone followed him downstairs to the filming studio… Jjs: Woah… it’s… corporate... *eyes glimmer* Nick Rep: Let me bring in our crew! Nick Rep: Oh Mr. Director and Mr. Cameraman! Director and Cameraman: *walk in* Director: *gasp* THE STARS OF OUR NEW SHOW! THEY’RE HERE!!! Director: *shakes and kisses everyone’s hand* Cameraman: *death glares everyone* Hey. Nick Rep: Alright, I’ll see you all when recordings over! *leaves room* Director: Alright, episode 1. GoofyGooberz Loves The SBSPM. Direcor: By the way, here are the scripts. *hands scripts to everyone* Jjs: That’s painfully obvious if you’ve seen his posts. Director: Whatever gay gay ess, PLACES EVERYONE! AND… ACTION! Jjs: Grr… *sighs and gets into place* GoofyGooberz: Boy, I sure do love the SBSPM. Heh. Heh. Squiddy: Flareons. Winter: I hate that. WhoBob: Marvel. A laugh track plays... Jjs: STOP! STOP! WHO THE HELL WROTE THIS SCRIPT?! Director: Ask the Nick rep, not me. Jjs: *storms off to Nick rep’s office* C’mon guys. Everyone: *nervously follow jjs* He’s always so hesitant. In the Nick rep’s office… Jjs: WHO WROTE THIS GARBAGE?! Nick Rep: Robots. We analyzed the comments on your site and this is what we got, kids are stupid enough to laugh at it. Jjs: A LOT OF PEOPLE ON THIS FORUM ARE KIDS! THEY’RE NOT THAT DUMB! Nick Rep: *sigh* Jjs, you are the same as you were in high school… Jjs: Whaddya mean? Only one person who went ot high school with me, I still know. Ssj. Nick Rep: Who did you think I was? Nick Rep: *takes off Nick Rep costume* YOU SHOULD’VE KNOWN THIS WHOLE TIME, FOOL! Ssj: IT’S YOUR GOOD OL’ PAL, SSJ! Jjs: You are not. My. Pal… Ssj: Perhaps a fight shall settle who rules? How about this, you win and you take my position, you lose, you get sent to the dungeon underground this HQ FOR THE REST OF YOUR YEARS! *puts out hand* Everyone: Jjs, let’s just go home… Jjs: Deal. *Shakes ssj’s hand* Ssj: Now we duel, but there are no banhammers. We fight. Like men. Ssj: *puts up hands* C’mon, put ‘em up! Jjs: *sigh and puts head down* Jjs: Ssj, do you watch My Hero Academia? GoofyGooberz: *thinking* I KNEW IT! Ssj: What is that? Some weird superhero class? Jjs: *rips out of admin suit to reveal All Might* All Might: *grabs ssj* OKLAHOMA… Ssj: Um... All Might: SMASH! *menacingly looks at ssj in the eyes* Ssj: OH SHIT! All Might: *sends ssj flying through the wall of Nick HQ* Ssj: AAHHHH!!!!! *lands in ocean* All Might: Welp, now you know my secret, SBC. Everyone: … GoofyGooberz: Can we still sightsee? All Might: Fine, c’mon guys let’s go get a rental van. Everyone: YAY JJS! ER, ALL MIGHT! The end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmandagiraffe Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 Will there be a season 3? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goobz Posted November 8, 2018 Author Share Posted November 8, 2018 2 hours ago, dmandaboi said: Will there be a season 3? Unfortunately, I am not planning on making a Season 3. I wanted the show to end without dragging on forever and decrease in quality with its episodes. I do plan on making more spin-offs and literature though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmandagiraffe Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 3 hours ago, BackAlleyBreadsticks said: Unfortunately, I am not planning on making a Season 3. I wanted the show to end without dragging on forever and decrease in quality with its episodes. I do plan on making more spin-offs and literature though. Aww, I just read the entire show today so I would be caught up I respect your decision nevertheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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