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hey guys i made my own show and it's godly and it has gay flareons, epic sbm raids, and cha's gf always dying :funny:

EDIT ON 10/29/2018: Season 1 is over! Season 2 coming soon! And by that, I mean probably sometime this week.

 

S1 EP1 - The SBC Autocracy

 

Jjs: Hey guys what's up

Cha: My girlfriend died again

GoofyGooberz: KAZ IS SWOLE AF

SquiddyFace: Flareon flareon flareon flareon flareon

RDSP: actors

Wintermelon: GUYS STOP SAYING ACTORSSSSSS

Jjs: Alright I've had enough of this

Jjs: As of now SBC is a dictatorship

Jjs: Only I get to say what goes and you shall listen to me

Jjs: And speak when I allow you to speak

Everyone: Ok, jjs...

Honest Slug: Hey guys whats going on OHMYGOD

Honest Slug: YES FINALLY SBC IS A DICTATORSHIP

Honest Slug: Thank you so much jjs

Jjs: Thx

Honest Slug: OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD I'M SUCH A DICTATORSHIP FANBOY

Honest Slug: I shall now make 200 topics on why dictatorships are godly af

Jjs: Great now the forum is overrun with your topics

Jjs: You know what I'm calling this whole dictatorship thing off

Jjs: Just leave me alone i'm logging off jesus i need a tyneol

Everyone: YAY! THANKS HONEST SLUG!

Honest Slug: *cries in corner*

 

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S1 EP2 - Cha's Missing GF

 

Cha: guys my gf died again

SOF: muahahahah

GoofyGooberz: Why are you laughing like that SOF...

SOF: No reason

GoofyGooberz: Hmmmmmmm

GoofyGooberz: Imma PM Prez

GoofyGooberz: Hey prez

Prez: What do you want I'm listening to My Salsa again

GoofyGooberz: SOF's been acting weird lately

Prez:Oh yeah that evil laugh of his

GoofyGooberz: Let's find his location on the member map and see what he's up to

Prez: Wow there wasn't even a montage of us doing research how lazy \

GoofyGooberz: Shut up prez :funny:

Prez: AHA! WE GOT YOU NOW SOF

SOF: What did I do?

Cha's gf: HELP ME SOF IS MAKING ME WATCH CHOIR BOYS

GoofyGooberz: I'LL SAVE YOUUUUU!

SOF: WHY YOUUUUUU

Prez: Huh?

Prez; RDSP!?

RDSP: IT IS I!!!!! THE MEME GOD OF SBC!

GoofyGooberz: RDSP how could you

RDSP: Because you touch motion pic at night GoofyGooberz!

GoofyGooberz: *dies*

Prez: NOOOOO! I WILL AVENGE YOU GOOFY!

Prez: *Sings Wunschpunsch intro*

RDSP: NOOOOOOO I'M FADING AWAYYYYyyyyyyy....

Prez: Oh no how can i get goofy back

Prez: GOOFY NOOOO

Prez: *sheds the tear of the goofy goober*

Drip!

GoofyGooberz: PREZ!

Prez: Goofy!

GoofyGoobersz: ...

Prez: What is it Goofy?

GoofyGoobberz: Eminem...

GoofyGooberz: sucks...

Prez: Bye. Bye Cha's gf.

 

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S1 EP3 - SSJ SUCKS!

 

Jjs: Hey guys I was just talking to ssj and

RDSP: SSJ SUCKS! I'LL HAVE A WORD WITH HIM! DID HE BULLY YOU JJS????

Jjs: no...

RDSP: ALRIGHT THAT'S IT COME ON GUYS LET'S GO RAID SBM

Everyone: Follow RDSP!

Ssj: Ah, what a nice day on the forums. 60 members logged in today! Wow! Even worse than before!

Everyone: Hey ssj...

Ssj: Oh boy

GoofyGooberz: *makes topic on why Jack M Crazyfish is DUMB THICC*

Prez: *makes topic on why Squnschpunsch is real and the government has convinced it is not*

Cha: *makes topic on why her girlfriend thinks Choir Boys is godly*

RDSP: *makes topic on why the Actors scene is better than all of S3*

Trophy: *makes topic on why Squid Girl is epic and why everyone should watch it in the form of a 50 page essay*

SquiddyFace: *makes topic on why Flareon is gay*

BenPaz: *makes topic on why Ice Age Live! is better than The Godfather

Winter: *makes topic on why the SMFA butts are sexy af*

Everyone: WE DID IT! WE BEAT SSJ!

Ssj: NOOOOOOOOoooooooo......

Everyone: Let's celebrate on the Discord! YAY!

GoofyGooberz: Guys can I invite jack m crazythicc to the party

Prez: No

GoofyGooberz: Awww

 

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S1 EP4 - Shut Up About MHOJ!

 

GoofyGooberz: HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT

Prez: what

GoofyGooberz: I JUST GOT MY HERO ONE'S JUSTICE OMG OMG OMG

Prez: nice dude

GoofyGooberz: GUYS THIS GAME IS AMAZING OMG OMG OMG

BenPaz: how's that generic 3d anime fighter of yours lmao

GoofyGooberz: THATS IT BENPAZ I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU

GoofyGooberz: Jjs pass me the banhammer...

Jjs: no dude

GoofyGooberz: DO IT BEFORE I SPAM SBC WITH TOP 10 REASONS WHY EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH CHOIR BOYS

Jjs: ok alright jeez

GoofyGooberz: Bye bye BenPaz!

BenPaz: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAM!

GoofyGooberz: Ok shut up guys let me play my weeb game again

Prez: ok liberal :funny:

GoofyGooberz: YOU WANT TO GET THE BANHAMMER TOO

Prez: Seriously dude stop talking about that dumb game

GoofyGooberz: WHAT.

GoofyGooberz: DID.

GoofyGooberz: YOU.

GoofyGooberz: SAY...

GoofyGooberz:you know what you're right prez ok goodnight guys

 

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S1 EP5 - A Pal for Flareon

 

Squiddy: hey flareon

Flareon: what

Squiddy: look what i gottttttt i got you a buddy his name is Eevee

Flareon: what the fuck is this

Squiddy: I literally said the name flareon you piece of shit

Flareon: whatever maybe i can use it as a football

Squiddy: FLAREON!

Flareon: can i just watch tv now?

Squiddy: Fine, just be nice to your new pal alright

Flareon: ugh whatever ssj

Squiddy: I HEARD THAT!

Flareon: let's see what's on

Flareon: dpongebob, you're fired? ugh, scumbob episode, am i right eevee?

Eevee: FUGGGGGGG

Flareon: the fuck...

Squiddy: NO CURSING AROUND EEVEE!

Flareon: FUCK OFF SSJ

Eevee: fuggggg....

Flareon: alright that's it get the fuck out of my house you douchebag

Eevee: FUGGGGGGGGGGG

Eeevee: *becomes monster and grabs Flareon*

Flareon: HELP ME SQUIDDY

Squiddy: Be nice...

Flareon: JESUS CHRIST HE'S EATING ME

Squiddy: I'm in the middle of making dinner Flareon! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Squiddy: WHAT IS IT

Flareon: SQUIDDY HELP

Squiddy: FLAREON! HOW RUDE OF YOU TO SAY THAT!

Eevee: *grabs Squiddy and eats him*

Flareon: *breaks loose of Eevee's thicc arms*

Flareon: I GOT YOU SQUIDDY

Flareon: I USE FIRE FANG!

Eevee: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Eevee: *fucking dies*

Squiddy: THANK YOU FLAREON!

Flareon: no prob, squiddy

Squiddy: But you burned the pot roast... :(

Flareon: GODFUCKINGDAMNITSQUIDDYWHYCANTYOASSBEGRATEFULISAVEYOUFROMAMONSERANDTHISISHOWYOUTREATMEYOUPIECEOF-

 

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S1 EP6 - The Post Movie Pessimist

 

Jjs: Ah what a wonderful day on sbc
Hippy: You got that right jjs
Jjs: oh look a new member
Guest: hi :)
Hippy: hey dude welcome to sbc :)
*Guest does name change*
Guest: hey check out my new name!
Hippy: lets see... NewSBHater221...
Jjs: OH HELL NAW
Hippy: jjs, he has his opinion and we must accept that
Jjs: yea youre right hippy
NewSBHater221: Welp im off to make some posts, byeeeee!
Hippy: We need to keep an eye on him jjs he looks he could be one of those agressive post movie haters...
Jjs: I'll send out our A-Game squad
Hippy: The one with BenPaz, SquiddyFace, Klu, RDSP, Mythix, and WhoBob?
Jjs: Bingo.
Meanwhile on the forums:
NewSBHater221:GOD I HATE POST MOVIE SB
Jjs: There he is. Go team go!
SquiddyFace: Actually there are a lot of good post movie episodes like Krusty Towers and-
NewSBHater221: STFU MR ENTER SAID ITS BAD SO ITS BAD OK
Klu: Have you even watched S4
NewSBHater221:No
WhoBob: Yeah thats what we thought
Mythix: Actually S8 is better than S1
NewSBHater221: WHY YOUUUUUU
RDSP: Thats my line you son of a-
*RDSP and NewSBHater221 lash out at each other*
BenPaz: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Everyone: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Mythix: *jumps into fight* S8 is better... than S1...
NewSBHater221: Oh yeah? What about HBB?
Mythix: ...except HBB.
NewSBHater221: IMPOSSIBLE! HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS!?
GoofyGooberz: Bevause S8 IS BETTER than S1.
NewSBHater221: NOOOOOOOOO-
Jjs: And... click!
NewSBHater221: *gets permabanned and IP banned*
Klu: CHOKE ON IT BIIIIITCCHH
Jjs: stfu guys

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S1 EP7 - Squiddleward Retires

 

Lumoshi: hey guys what happened to Squiddleward he hasn't logged in for a week now

Lumoshi: btw here's my top 100 because fuck you and btw my list is blank

Anthony2306: stop that Lumoshi it's annoying

Anthony2306: btw DD's title card sucks and Shell Shock's even worse like omg

Lumoshi: fuck you let's just ask where Squiddleward is

Lumoshi: hey AMK152

AMK152: go away guys i'm crying about SBU failed

Anthony2306: that was 6 years ago...

Lumoshi: what have you been crying about it ever since? lmao!

AMK152: What do you think I do when I'm not editing

Anthony2306: That's sad

Lumoshi: Maybe my S11 review will cheer you up

Lumoshi: CHEFBOB IS A 4/13 EVEN THO THAT'S NOT HOW RATING SYSTEMS WORK OH MY GOD NOT NEARLY AS SCUMBOB AS INK LEMONADE THO ALSO ALL THE LIGHT HEARTED EPISODES WITHOUT ANY WACKY SLAPSTICK GET A TERRIFIC SCORE BECAUSE SPONGEBOB SHOULD NOT BE MEAN SPIRITED BECAUSE EVERY CARTOON IS SUPPOSED TO BE NICE

AMK152: Thanks guys that put a big fat post-sequel hatin' smile on my face

AMK152: Alright, what do y'all need

Anthony2306: What happened to Squiddleward?

AMK152: Oh he's getting ready to retire

Lumoshi: Oh thank goodness he's just having users snitch on others again- wait, RETIRE?!

AMK152: Yep, he's ready to move on from this wiki

Anthony2306: BUT BUT BUT HOW?????? WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE TO DO WITH OUR LIVES THAN CALL INK LEMONADE SCUMBOB AND OLD MAN PATRICK TERRIFIC????

AMK152: I don't know, get a job?

Lumoshi: We're kids!

AMK152: Both of you are old enough for a job tho

Lumoshi:...

Anthony2306:...

Lumoshi: NEVER MIND THAT JUST CAN WE TELL SQUIDDLEWARD ONE LAST THING BEFORE HE LEAVES

AMK152: I'll call him

Ring... ring... ring...

Squiddleward: Hello?

AMK152: Hey before your retirement, these 2 want to talk to you.

Lumoshi: Squiddleward, we just wanna say, thank you for all these years but we want you to...

Anthony2306: Spill it Lumoshi *tears up*

Lumoshi: WE WANT YOU TO STAY! *cries*

Squiddleward: Whoops sorry guys, I just got 20 thousand new friends irl and a job opportunity to get 20 million a month so i don't hang with y'all anymore lol see y'all in Manhattan, NY babayyyyyy!

Beeeeeeeeep------

AMK152:...

Lumoshi: Well, I'm going to delete my account now

Anthony2306: I'm- I'm going to...

Anthony2306: Take a depression nap.

AMK152: ...

Later that night...

AMK152: well SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT-

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S1 EP8 - Trophy is Pissed

Trophy: Hey GoofyGooberz
GoofyGooberz: GUYS GUYS IF INK LEMONADE WAS ANIME EPISODE IT WOULD BE IN SQUID GIRL
Trophy: GoofyGooberz HOW DARE YOU ?
GoofyGooberz: Sorry Trophy I actually want to watch Squid Girl it looks funny!
Trophy: Oh you think so
GoofyGooberz: yea!
Prez: MY SALSA
GoofyGooberz: so trophy, can i have your blu-ray copy of squid girl the complete series
Trophy: NO
GoofyGooberz: *cries*
GoofyGooberz: JJS! TROPHY WON'T GIVE ME HIS ANIME BLU-RAY!!!
Jjs: *logs out*
Trophy: Fine you can have it
GoofyGooberz: YAY
Trophy: But under one condition, you can never mention Ink Lemonade again
GoofyGooberz: *watches the complete series*
GoofyGooberz: WOW THAT WAS GREAT, IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL IT REMOVED ALL SADNESS FROM MY LIFE! IMMA POST MEMES ABOUT INK LEMONADE ON DISCORD NOW CAUSE IM A STUPID KID!
Trophy: Ah, ah, ah!
GoofyGooberz: Oh yeah that's right, my meme making days are over
GoofyGooberz: PLEASE LET ME TRADE BACK THE BLU-RAY SO I CAN POST MEMES AGAIN!
Trophy: No dice.
GoofyGooberz: *hacks SBC and changes everything to Squid Girl*
Trophy: Goofy, I get it you liked it. But this is too much.
Jjs: *logs in* Hey guys and JESUS CHRIST
Jjs: OH GOD I HATE SQUIDS
Trophy: There are no jokes that you hate squids in the community tho
Jjs: I KNOW! GOOFY JUST PUT IN THE SCRIPT ANYWAYS FOR PLOT CONVENIENCE!
GoofyGooberz: Lazy I know.
Trophy: Goofy! Change SBC back to normal!
GoofyGooberz: *deletes account*
Trophy: FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Dink!
SBC turns back to normal
Jjs: Saying fug fixes any situation I guess
Trophy: Wow this episode was lazy in writing it's a scumbob episode
Jjs: It sure was, even though it was your dream, Trophy.
Trophy: WHAAAA?
Jjs: Just kidding!
Trophy: Oh you freaked me out for a bit there
Jjs: THIS WAS A DREAM THOUGH, OR WAS IT... NO, IT WAS ANOTHER DAY IN...,
Jjs: THE TIDAL ZONE!!!!!!
Trophy: Godfuckingdamnit not this shitty gag again youknowimgettingtiredofthelazyjokesinthisseasonthisiswhysquidgirlisbetterthanseason11whatapieceofshi-

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S1 EP9 - Lumoshi’s Godly Review

OBAB: You know guys i appreciate that you thought my show was funny but maybe the show fad should be left dead

GoofyGooberz: Make an OBAB Show GO!

OBAB: No it's time to put it to rest dude it's not that funny anymo-

GoofyGooberz: OBAB Show GO! Season 1 episode 1 shall be called DpongeBob, You're Ford and it will be godly

SquiddyFace: Will Lumoshi like it tho

GoofyGooberz: Let's ask Lumoshi

OBAB: Oh jesus christ

GoofyGooberz: Hey Lumoshi what do you think of my parody of the OBAB Show it's called the OBAB Show GO!

Lumoshi: Does it have Old Man Patrick in it

SquiddyFace: What? Um, sure?

Lumoshi! THEN IT'S TERRIFIC! 13 OUT OF 13 IN MY BOOK!

GoofyGooberz: How'd you get him to give such a good review Squiddy

SquiddyFace: I don't know I guess he likes Old Man Patr-

Lumoshi: YES OLD MAN PATRICK IS THE BEST EPISODE OF SEASON 11 IT IS BETTER THAN KKTV AND BAND GEEKS COMBINED OHMYGOD WHAT AN AMAZING EPISODE AND-

GoofyGooberz: See ya later... Lumoshi...

SquiddyFace and GoofyGooberz run away

OBAB: So what did he think? Wait no, lemme guess, SCUMBOB! HA!

GoofyGooberz: Actually he loved it!

OBAB: Pshh... what'd he give ya? A 8/13? You know 8/13 isn't that good right? I mean what are you an idio-

GoofyGooberz: Actually he gave it a 13/13!

OBAB: NANI THE FUCK?!

OBAB: But... only Old Man Patrick is worthy of such a score in his eyes... HOW?

SquiddyFace: I told him Old Man Patrick WAS in it

OBAB: Eh... that explains it.

 

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S1 EP10 - Lights! Camera! Mythix!

 

OBAB: Hey mythix!

Mythix: What

OBAB: THICC!

Mythix: STOP DUDE

GoofyGooberz: Why u heff to be mad mythix

SquiddyFace: It's only a game :smirk~1:

GoofyGooberz: :smirk~1: lel

RDSP: lek lek lek

GoofyGooberz: shut up rdsp you're not even in this episode

RDSP: awww :(

Mythix: sorry guys obab is pissing me off because he keeps saying thicc

Mythix: SAY THICC ONE MORE TIME OBAB AND I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL MAKE ANOTHER SHOW

GoofyGooberz: omg!!!! that will be godly af!

SquiddyFace: It better have gay Flareons in it :smirk~1: :smirk~1:

GoofyGoobez: heh gay :smirk~1: :smirk~1: :smirk~1: :smirk~1:

OBAB: *breathes in* THIIIIIICCCCCCCCC-

OBAB: wait what did you say mythix?

Mythix: Too late. *snaps fingers*

Mythix: I warned you, and now you must PAY!

Mythix: LIGHTS!

Mythix: CAMERA!

Mythix: PANTS!

GoofyGooberz: heheh :smirk~1: nice reference mythix

Mythix: SILENCE GOOFY! THIS IS MY SHOW NOW! AND IT SHALL BE FABULOUS! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

OBAB: This is totally my fault isn't it.

SquiddyFace: Yeah, it really is your freaking fault OBAB.

Mythix: LADIES AND MORONS! WELCOME TO…

Mythix: THE MYTHIX SHOW!

GoofyGooberz: Does it have shiny Lunchable-eating Eevees in it? :smirk~1:

Mythix: huh? Yeah sure.

GoofyGooberz: OH BOY! CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THE FIRST EPISODE OF THIS NEW SHOW!

OBAB: Jjs! HELP!!!!!

Jjs: OH HELL NAW, NOT THESE SHOWS AGAIN

Jjs: You’re own your own OBAB! FUCK THIS SHIT I’M OUT!

Jjs: *logs out*

SquiddyFace: YES! MYTHIX! MYTHIX! MYTHIX!

Mythix: Thank you, thank you.

GoofyGooberz: WOOHOO! THIS IS SO CRAZY! :D :D :D

OBAB: why must neptune torture me like this…

 

 

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S1 EP11 - This Is My Show Now!

 

Mythix: Welcome all to the mythix show brought back from the dead!

Mythix: BRING IN THE STADIUMS!

SOF, WhoBob, and OWM: Here ya go mythix!

OBAB: BOO YOU STINK!

Mythix: RELEASE THE HOUNDOOMS!

OBAB: oh shit! i'm outta here!

SquiddyFace: OOH! DO YOU HAVE ANY FLAREONS BY CHANCE?

Mythix: Of course!

Mythix: Here's one Squiddy!

SquiddyFace! OMG!!!! GUYS YOU GOTTA COME SEE THE MYTHIX SHOW!

Everyone: And?

GoofyGooberz: And... HE'S GIVING AWAY FLAREONS!

Everyone: ...

Everyone: YAY!!!!!

Mythix: Ohohoho! The views are racking up and so is my back account! Eheheheheh!

Mythix: Alright folks, are you ready for EPISODE 1 OF THE ALL NEW VERSION OF THE MYTHIX SHOW!

Everyone: YEAH!

Mythix: ALRIGHT! SO-

Ring! Ring!

Everyone: Huh?

Mythix: *answers call*

Mythix: Hello?

OBAB: *answers in spam*

Mythix: What the-

SBC: 404 Not Found

On the Discord:

Mythiz: DAMMIT! OH IF THAT OBAB WERE HERE NOW I OUGHTA

Discord: OBAB is online.

Mythix: :EXCUSEU:

OBAB: aw shit

 

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S1 EP12 - OBABattle

 

Mythix: I have had it UP TO HERE WITH YOU OBAB!

Mythix: JJS! BANHAMMER!

Jjs: chill out dude

Mythix: Want me to spam this server?

Jjs: Ok fine here jesus!

Discord: Jjs is offline.

Mythix: Jerk.

Mythix: NOW... WHERE WERE WE?

OBAB: Think OBAB think! What can reverse all the events going on now? A word perhaps? *gasp* AHA!

OBAB: FUGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!

Mythix: SCREAM ALL YOU WANT BUT-

Ding!

Poof!

Mythix: MY- MY BANHAMMER!

GoofyGooberz: It was jjs' banhammer to be fair

SquiddyFace: He's right ya know

Mythix: Shut up!

OBAB: Well, what were you going to do?

Mythix: um... bye! This never happened! :) *logs out*

OBAB: That's what I thought.

GoofyGooberz: Glad that's over.

SquiddyFace: Let's get back to memes!

OBAB: Not so fast you two...

OBAB: You supported Mythix, and didn't help me when he went on with this idiotic show of his...

OBAB: Now I say you support me.

SquiddyFace: Gulp!

GoofyGooberz: oh boy...

Later...

OBAB: Ah sure is a nice day to be writing reviews of episodes for me, huh boys?

GoofyGooberz: so tired...

SquiddyFace: *passes out*

OBAB: You're overreacting guys, you only got 178 more episodes to go!

GoofyGooberz: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

 

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S1 EP13 - Atlantis SBCPantis

 

Jjs: HEY GANG!

OBAB: What is it now jjs

Jjs: WE’RE GOING TO…

SquiddyFace: Lumoshi Land? :funny:

GoofyGooberz: Tyler Town? :funny: :funny:

Jjs: No… we’re going to ATLANTIS!

Honest Slug: Boo! Boo! Atlantis sucks!

Winter: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY FAVORITE S5 EP

BenPaz: FIGHT! FIGHT!

Everyone! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Jjs: Cool it!

Jjs: We’re going to Atlantis and that’s final.

Hippy: Can we go to S8 City instead?

Jjs: No.That place is full of crackheads.

GoofyGooberz: Heheheheh. Head. :funny:

Jjs: To the bus everyone.

Everyone: YAY!

Honest Slug. Whoop dee fucking doo.

Jjs: SHUT IT BEFORE I DROP YOU OFF AT S6 VILLE!

Honest Slug: Alright, alright. Just never drop me off there. Season 6… *shivers*

GoofyGooberz: OOH! I LOVE ROAD TRIPS! HEY SQUIDDY WANT TO SING FLAREON AND UMBREON’S GAY LOVE SONG?

SquiddyFace: DO I?

SquiddyFace and GoofyGooberz: OHHHHHHH----

Jjs: Shut it, we’re here.

Winter: It’s- it’s BEAUTIFUL! *crys tears of joy*

Honest Slug: Pfft. Season 6 is better than this :trash:

Jjs: I’LL DROP YOU OFF THERE WITHOUT HESITATION! :D

Honest Slug: Oh god no, I was just kidding!

Jjs: Here it is, hello there Mr. Guard sir!

Guard: ...

Jjs: Watch this guys, I can speak Atlantian.

Jjs: *gasps*-

Guard: We speak.. English here also.’

Jjs: Oh. OK! Come on guys!

Guard: Pfft… SBC Admin Supremacists I tell ya.

Hippy: Woah, look at this interior.

Winter: OH MY GAHHHHH!!!!!!

GoofyGooberz: Atlantis is good.

Jjs: No one asked Goofy.

GoofyGooberz: Atlantis is good.

OBAB: Goofy tf is wrong with you what are you, Krab Borg?

GoofyGooberz: *shoots laser out of eye*

OBAB: AHHH! SHIT DUDE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?

Slam Lord: *rips off GoofyGooberz costume*

Slam Lord: AHA! IT IS I, SLAM LORD!

Jjs: Oh boy…

Jjs: SLAM LORD, I DIDN’T INVITE YOU FOR A REASON!

Slam Lord: Huh?

Jjs: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP WATCH OF SBC!

Slam Lord. Whoops.

SOF: I’m sure SBC is fine, let me check-

SOF: Aw shit

SOF: Slam Lord, you done goofed.

Slam Lord: GODDAMMIT!

Jjs: Whatever, let’s just continue the trip.

Slam Lord: Wait guys.

Jjs: What?

Slam Lord: Fools. That’s what you all are. Do you not know I am the owner of Atlantis?

Jjs: THE FUCK?!

Slam Lord: Yep, here’s my certificate saying so.

Guard: …

Jjs: Is this legit?

Guard: Sure is.

Jjs: Uh, uh, uh, uh

BenPaz: RUN!
Slam Lord: GUARDS! GET THEM!

SquiddyFace: I hope I don’t damage my lucky UnderPants Slam Charm.

SquiddyFace: Ugh. GET IT TOGETHER, SQUIDDY! NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO THINK ABOUT A CHARM FOR UNDERPANTS SLAM CHA-

SquiddyFace: Wait. Slam Lord. My charm.

SquiddyFace: *tearing up* Goodbye charm, but it’s for the greater good!

SquiddyFace: *drops charm behind him*

SquiddyFace: I’ll risk it all, for SBC!

SquiddyFace: VIVA LA SBC!

Everyone: Huh?

Jjs: Guys, what in God’s name…

Slam Lord: OOH! OOH! UNDERPANTS SLAM MERCH!! *GASP*

Slam Lord: It’s beautiful… *looks at charm in awe*

Jjs: Um, shouldn’t the guards be attacking us?

Guards: Nah, we quit. We can’t take another mention of that game ever again.

Guards: C’mon guys, let’s get out of here, I heard TRAFON is in need of guards

Guard: Of course he needs guards with the stuff he tweets.

Jjs: Yeah, we’ll just be on our way.

Back at SBC…

WhoBob: Hey, by the way, what happened to GoofyGooberz?

In GoofyGooberz room…

GoofyGooberz: *snore* Yes, I love you too Season 4! :) *snore*

GoofyGooberz: *snore* Huh? Eh, fuck off Season 9a, lick a dick. *snore*

Jjs: Must’ve slept in late.

 

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