MODERN SPONGEBOB RANT

[hippythehippo]

Hello this is DirtierDan, and since nobody has even began to fathom this, MODERON SPONGEBOB IS DOLPHINNOSING ABHORRRENT

Like seriously I can count the amount of good episodes from modern spongebob on two fingers, which is a shame because I WANNA STICK MY MIDDLE FINGER RIGHT UP AT Casey Dildoxander.

Squidward is always tortured, Mr.krabs is a stupid bully, Patrick is the same from season 4- to whatevadehelseasonitsonrightnow, spongeboob is a spastic, and plankton is generic villain. Every episode except for 3 episodes is torture.

Top 10 Worst Episodes

Pet Sitter Pat( poor gary)

That awful bunny episode(poor squid)

A Pal For Gary(poor gary)

Smoothe Jazz at something(Poor squid

One Coarse Meal( poor my eyes)

 

[magic the veemon]

nice parrody of those poorly made rants

[Steel Sponge]

Nice rant, DirtierDan, but you forgot to convince us that Hillenburg is somehow outraged with how the writers have besmirched the good name that he made for his show, to constantly bring up that the newer seasons like to rip out toenails and threaten snails with blowtorches, and to link us to your petition to save the show.

Edited August 3, 2018 by Steel Sponge

[SpongeNicko]

6/10, missing Mr. Enter's famous insults towards the SpongeBob crew.

[Honest Slug]

Casey Alexander is the hero we need but don't deserve.

[CakeCup]

spongebob sucks, dpongebob is king.

[SpongeNicko]

In all seriousness, though, this is a great parody of all those reviewers. While I myself think a great majority of post-movie ranges from mediocre to just plain awful, I still laugh at a lot of those immature reviewers and this post was great. Solid 10/10 from me (That Mr. Enter post of mine was an obvious joke BTW in case anyone couldn't tell).

[magic the veemon]

39 minutes ago, SpongeNicko said:

In all seriousness, though, this is a great parody of all those reviewers. While I myself think a great majority of post-movie ranges from mediocre to just plain awful, I still laugh at a lot of those immature reviewers and this post was great. Solid 10/10 from me (That Mr. Enter post of mine was an obvious joke BTW in case anyone couldn't tell).

actually this is for the most part something someone posted on sbm

[SpongeNicko]

7 minutes ago, yuma the victini said:

actually this is for the most part something someone posted on sbm

Ah, okay. Either way though, it's pretty funny.

[almy]

i can't believe spongebop is Freaking Dead

[The Guy With the Computer]

How dare those new writers ruin our favorite show.

[Jelly Lelly]

 

On 8/3/2018 at 1:48 PM, SpongeNicko said:

6/10, missing Mr. Enter's famous insults towards the SpongeBob crew.

I'm pretty sure they're infamous...