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So we're left with a gay couple, the under-DOG, Norbert in Owen's storyline, nice guy Rocko, and the female threat Marlene.

 

A Rocko/Dog/Larry/Marlene final four is my prediction.

Well, we'll just have to see how it pans out. It's time for another awesome episode of "Total Cartoon Action!!!!" / Sniz is in the Monitor Room and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Action, we paid tribute to the Oriental Asian movie challenge. It was a time to reflect, a time to reminisce, a time to look back on the journey of the final six, and how they got to become THE final six for the season. At the end of the path, waited Master Shifu. Although each contestant gave up a thing of value, some of the visions they received, were better than what OTHERS got! But the shining star of the episode was Dog! Despite winning first dibs at an all you can eat Chinese Buffet, Dog showed his emotional maturity, by allowing everyone else to eat first. Last time may have been a reward challenge, but today, we're back to playing the REAL game! We may be down to the Final Six, but it will soon become the Final Five, it's the third and FINAL sci-fi action movie challenge today on Total Cartoon Action!!!!" /

 

"Toons In Black!" / In the Reward Trailer, Dog is cuddling up with Marlene. Marlene says: "Thank you for letting me stay with you in this awesome trailer with you." Dog says: "It was the least I could do. It wouldn't have been any fun to sleep in this trailer alone. Besides, I felt bad for you. I mean, the rest of us got a cool, neat vision, but you didn't." Marlene sighs and says: "It's probably my fault. I was probably a little too conservative, I should've done what Craig did, and give up ALL my whiskers. Besides, what Master Shifu told me struck a nerve. Maybe I HAVE been a little too vain and self-centered!" Dog says: "I don't think of you as vain, OR self-centered!" Marlene says: "Well, Master Shifu must have a good reason for TELLING me, otherwise he wouldn't have said it! I think that the thing of it is, maybe I'm not as perfect as I thought I was. Or maybe the point is, that I'm not. And the thing I hate admitting is, I never WILL be perfect!" Dog says: "You only ever HAD one vote cast against you during this competition, and that was Treeflower!" Marlene says: "Well, it's not like I didn't GIVE Treeflower a good reason to put that vote against me, because I did! I REALLY antagonized her, that wasn't right of me!" Dog says: "Well, I think it's commendable that you're doing the right thing by not hanging out with Norbert. Even just a few episodes, you might not have done that! Just because you're not perfect, doesn't mean that you shouldn't try to learn from your mistakes, its all the more reason that you should!" Marlene has an epiphany and says: "You're right, Dog! It's not too late for me! Like Master Shifu said, I make my OWN destiny, and I CHOOSE to become a better otter! If you stay by my side, I believe I can accomplish GREAT things with you!" Dog says: "I sure would enjoy helping you do that, Marlene!"

 

Marlene says: "You want to know something funny, Dog?" Dog asks: "What is that?" Marlene says: "As hard as it is to believe, I think you've become even nicer and smarter WITHOUT your clothes!" Dog says: "I'm used to it. It's not like I wore clothes REGULARLY when I was still attached to Cat." Marlene says: "True." (Confessional) Marlene says: "One thing has become clear; I've played a good game strategically. But in doing so, I overlooked a KEY aspect of the game, the SOCIAL aspect! In a game show of this nature, it's just as important to set up real friendships, as it is for just the purposes of a game! I may have established some game alliances, but I feel sorely lacking in terms of true friendships, with a few key exceptions. I probably have Skipper's vote and Stimpy's vote for sure, that's TWO votes I can rely on, and as long as I don't do anything STUPID or over the top in these last few challenges, I can TOTALLY recover in terms of my social game! Marlene IS going to the Final Three!" / Dog says: "After Marlene got sent to the Boom Vets, I thought it very unlikely that I would ever get a chance to connect with her again. But she surprised me! We have BOTH made it to the Final Six! But I'll be honest, most of the reason I got here was luck! Most of the time, there was always someone more annoying, more over-the-top, more critical to get out! But now that it's the final six, choices are few and far in between, and I think Marlene realizes this! I certainly have! It's no longer enough to play a good game, the time has come to play a smart game! And I believe I'm doing the smart thing by sticking with Marlene! I know it's certainly the KIND thing to do, because I like being kind to others!" (End Confessional)

 

In the former Boom Vets trailer, Norbert is wincing because he is having a bad dream. Through the magic of the Fairy Godparents, we get to see it! In it, General Barracuda is putting Norbert through BOOT Camp!!!! General Barracuda says: "Hike, HIKE!!!! Left, right! LEFT, RIGHT!!!! Up, down, UP, DOWN!!!! My grandmother can move faster than that, and she's DEAD!!!!" Finally Norbert is finished, and he's panting in exhaustion! Norbert moans and asks: "Why?! Why am I being punished like this?!" General Barracuda says: "You know perfectly well the reason WHY! For starters, you were unnecessarily mean and cruel to your brother Daggett! That WASN'T right of you!" Norbert says: "I'm going to apologize as soon as I see him! You know I'm good for my word!" General Barracuda asks: "And what about your word to Sniz and Fondue? You SAID you were going to be a MOLE for them, sabotage the other contestants! So far, the only thing YOU'VE done that's noteworthy, is vote the way that Marlene has WANTED you to vote!" Norbert asks: "Isn't that enough?" General Barracuda says: "Look! I'm not the one punishing you! It's your subconscious bothering you! The only reason your subconscious chose ME for this role, is because I am a form of torment and punishment that YOU can recognize! You want your subconscious to stop bothering you? Then you need to decide! Are you going to be a beaver? Or a mole?! I can't decide for you! This is YOUR choice! Choice! Choice! Choice..." And Norbert's dream ends as he wakes up! Norbert gasps and he says: "I can't DO this anymore! The truth MUST be known!"

 

Norbert wakes up Rocko and Norbert says: "Rocko, I have to let you know something!" Rocko asks: "What is it?" Norbert says: "Something important! You see, Sniz and Fondue wanted a MOLE to come onto this show; in order to drum up the ratings! They were VERY upset after Aang left. In the third Performance Review, they held a contest among the former contestants to see who would win it. And by complete accident, I won it! But the thing of it is, Sniz ordered me to do the job of the MOLE because I had won!" Rocko asks: "Why are you only telling me this now?!" Norbert answers: "Technically speaking, Marlene already knows; she figured it out! But in order to keep my status secret, she's making ME vote with her! But you know what? My subconscious can't STAND being a mole anymore! That's why I had to tell you; because I refuse to be a mole, on the grounds that it violates my principles!" Rocko says: "Well, is the ONLY thing you've done as a mole is to VOTE the way that Marlene has wanted you to vote?" Norbert honestly answers: "Yes." Rocko says: "Well, that isn't so bad. But this thing must be eating at you badly if you're willing to tell the truth about it." Norbert says: "It isn't just that, Rocko. I need to tell Daggett how sorry I am. I'm not sure if he's been watching. I know Treeflower would LIKE me to win a lot of money on her behalf, but I can't do it if I have to violate my principles! That's why I'm going to STOP this nonsense BEFORE it begins! I will NOT go down the black hole of evil!" Rocko pats Norbert on the back, and Rocko says: "Good for you, Norbert! Evil is a VERY slippery slope! Once you start going down, it's very HARD to pull yourself back up! And if you're not careful, you could wind up going past the point of no return; A.K.A., evil no matter WHAT!!!!" Norbert says: "I'm not going to let that happen!"

 

Rocko says: "But you have to remember, you HAVE to be the one in charge of the situation. Nobody else can make it happen except you! And Stimpy knows this! That's why Stimpy wasn't willing to be the one to finish off Master Coelaceanth; Stimpy STOPPED himself before he went too far!" Norbert says: "Than that's what I need to do! Rocko, I'm very glad you're in this game. You're NEVER one to be judgmental about others no matter WHAT they've done!" Rocko says: "Life is too short for me to be judgmental. Besides, Confucious once said something important; pass no judgment onto others lest YOU want to be judged!" Norbert says: "I'm glad I had this conversation with you!" (Confessional) Norbert says: "Honestly, you might not know how important that felt to get that off my chest! No more deceptions, no more lying, and no more dishonesty! I'm drawing a line in the sand, and I'm NOT going to cross it! And Sniz and Fondue? They can either take it, or LEAVE it!" / Rocko shakes his head and says: "I just can't believe that Marlene has been COVERING for Norbert! For how long? I'm not sure. But I'm not sure what to think of Marlene's reasoning for this. Maybe she thinks she is being nice by keeping a secret for Norbert. But now that Norbert's secret is going to be out in the open, that probably WON'T reflect to well on Marlene! And I wish I knew of something that could help her, but at this point, it's OUT of my hands!" (End Confessional) In the former Network Noobs trailer, Craig is looking at himself in a full-length mirror, and Larry walks by! Larry says: "WOAH!!!! I have NEVER seen anyone's whiskers grow back in as fast as yours! That is INCREDIBLE!" Craig says: "Honestly, I'm just as amazed as you are you! I've never SHAVED my face before, so this is somewhat of a surprise to me, to!"

 

Larry looks at himself in the mirror, and blushes when he remembers that his shorts are gone." Larry asks: "Do you...think any less of me; without clothes?" Craig asks: "Why would I do that? Isn't this who you really are? Strong, kind, considerate, and thoughtful of my needs? You don't need CLOTHES to make yourself be that! It comes on the INSIDE, that's what truly counts! Who wouldn't want to respect you for how far you've come? Besides, there ARE plenty of fish who don't WEAR clothes around Bikini Bottom!" Larry says: "You know, that IS actually a good point you have there!" (Confessional) Larry says: "I can always count on Craig to help put things in perspective for me. And when I first met him, I thought I was just getting an alliance member, but I got something far better than I ever would've hoped for! Here's to the two of us, and for letting NOTHING come between us when it comes to this game!" / Craig says: "I need to be honest. Larry wasn't the only guy here unsure of his identity when he got here. I was kind of unsure myself. One of the reasons I came onto this game show, was because I wanted to establish who I was, to create a niche for myself, and I think I've done a pretty good job. Of course, helping Larry out with his journey was only a BONUS from my perspective! Whatever the game feels like throwing at us, I am READY for it!" (End Confessional) Suddenly, a theremin begins PLAYING over the loud-speakers! Larry says: "THAT...isn't normal!" Craig says: "It's not even Nicktoons STANDARDS normal!" Larry says: "We need to go outside and investigate the source of this noise!" /

 

The contestants arrive outside, to see Sniz and Fondue wearing tin-foil hats! Sniz says: "The aliens are coming! The aliens ARE coming!!!! Just kidding!" And Sniz and Fondue BOTH take off their alien hats! Sniz says: "Of course, you ALL already know full well that there are aliens already here! What certain government officials DON'T want you to know, is just how many aliens are OUT there...or more accurately, how many aliens are ON here; Earth!!!!" Dog asks: "What's the set-up this time, Sniz?" Sniz answers: "It's the THIRD and final sci-fi action movie challenge of the season! Have you ever heard stories about people dressed in suits, patrolling the cities of Earth; keeping humans and other animals SAFE from the knowledge of extra-terrestrial presence?!" Marlene says: "I do! But I don't think we're allowed to reference it by name!" Sniz says: "Not to worry, because Nickelodeon is forming it's OWN brand of extra-terrestrial protectors; the TOONS in Black!!!!" And Fondue hands Marlene, Norbert, and Craig black suits. Rocko asks: "What about the rest of us?" Sniz says: "You will be the alien refugees, in need of help and protection! You see, we have good intel, that one of the villains from Power Rangers, previously thought to have been destroyed long ago, is actually alive and well! Master Vile is still LARGE and in charge, and he's brought Scorpina with him! Your mission is to protect the alien refugees! First, you must destroy the Tenga Warriors WITHOUT shooting any of the aliens valuable eggs! Second, you must take down Scorpina! But be warned; she's learned a few new tricks during her long hibernation spell! Finally, you must take down Master Vile himself! Only the contestant who scores the MOST points will win immunity tonight, and I'm HOPING it's YOU, Norbert!!!!"

 

Norbert says: "I'm sorry to say, but I think you have your hopes misplaced!" Marlene asks: "Norbert? What are you SAYING?!!! It would be very GOOD for you to win this challenge and come with ME to the final FIVE!!!!" Norbert says: "It's pointless Marlene, Rocko already knows, I told him EVERYTHING!!!!" Dog asks: "Everything about what?" Norbert loudly says: "Sniz and Fondue here, wanted ME to be a sabotaging mole and try to RUTHLESSLY get you out of the competition; all because they were ANGRY about Aang quitting the game, and they wanted to hire a MOLE to drum up the ratings!!!!" Fondue gets MAD and YELLS: "I don't BELIEVE you!!!! We allow you the CHANCE to win a position BACK on our show, and THIS is HOW you REPAY us?!" Norbert says: "Technically speaking, I never WANTED to win a position back on this show; Daggett set me up, but only because I wasn't being a very nice beaver to him." Fondue yells: "Well, do you think it's NICE now that your secret is OUT in the open?! Why couldn't you just LIE about it?!!!" Norbert, in a sing-song voice says: "I TOLD you, I wasn't GOOD when it came to LYING!!!!" Fondue groans and says: "You can say THAT again! How are we SUPPOSED to get revenge against AANG now?!!!" Norbert says: "Things ALWAYS go wrong when revenge gets involved, they ALWAYS do!" Sniz says: "Fondue, I TOLD you it was a BAD idea to let DAGGETT decide who was going to be the mole, but NO!!!! You said, let's give DAGGETT what he wants! That will help us OUT!" Norbert says: "Sorry, but I'm not going to be the mole you want me to be! I have integrity and principles!" Sniz sighs and says: "Well, we're only a few challenges AWAY from the Final Three, so it's not like we really need a mole NOW, anyways! Fine, you can stay in the game and PLAY normally!"

 

Norbert says: "Fine! That's what I wanted in the first place anyways! I'm STILL going to get the $770,000 you promised me, right?" Sniz says: "Consider it your severance pay for being a mole!" Norbert fist pumps and says: "AWESOME!!!! Being honest DOES pay off!" Sniz says: "But WE honestly have to take a commercial break! Stay tuned and see how our contestants fare against Master Vile, and ALL the evil obstacles he plans to throw at our contestants!" / (Commercial Break) I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now!

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Here is the second and final part of my most recent "Total Cartoon Action" episode, "Toons In Black!" / The contestants are walking through an empty construction site, carefully watching for any signs of danger! Norbert says: "This place gives me the CREEPS!" Marlene says: "I hear THAT!!!!" Larry walks past a corner and throws his fist, saying: "HUH!!!!" But he hits nothing. Craig says: "I've got a BAD feeling about this!" Suddenly, they all hear a noise, and they all stop in position! Marlene asks: "Can anybody see ANYTHING?" Larry says: "We need some light!" Rocko says: "I can take care of that! My glow-in the dark boomerangs should do the trick!" Rocko bends his boomerangs, and the glow a bright green, helping to illuminate the area. As they search for the Tenga Warriors, the tension is clearly palpable among the contestants. Dog asks: "Marlene, why didn't you tell us about Norbert?" Marlene answers: "I wasn't aware that I was obligated to." Rocko says: "You should've been! That was KNOWLEDGE we had the right to know to, earlier!" Marlene says: "Well, from what Fondue said, it was CLEARLY meant to be a secret to EVERYBODY! I just figured it out, first!" Larry asks: "Look, Marlene! If you want to stay in the game, you need to let us know right now; are you on our side or not?!" Marlene answers: "Of course I'm on your side! I was just TRYING to be NICE to Norbert! But since he no longer feels 'obligated' to be a mole, I no longer owe him anything!" And Norbert gulps in nervousness!

 

(Confessional) Norbert says: "Right about this point, Treeflower would be telling me; 'I TOLD you so," and Daggett would be laughing his head off! Well, if I get through this challenge, this is no way that I am EVER falling for Marlene's charms again!" / Marlene says: "I HAD to dump Norbert! What was I supposed to do? Stay on the sinking ship with him? I'm interested in my own game, and my momma didn't raise a fool. I'm getting off the S.S. Norbert while I STILL can! Besides, at the most, Norbert, Daggett, and Treeflower are only THREE votes! That's not enough for me to worry about, so I can afford for Norbert to be expendable!" / Larry says: "It has become very apparent to me that I now have a very GOOD reason to stay in the game BESIDES Craig, winning, and my sense of honor! Marlene thinks she can just do whatever she wants and that she's going to win because of it! But I used to think like her, and I learned the truth the HARD way! When you think less of everyone else, you almost INEVITABLY always find yourself down on their level, and you are no match for a bunch of people that you probably antagonized on your way to the top! Marlene needs to see how the game is TRULY won! This is the type of incentive I NEED to win!" (End Confessional) Dog says: "The Tenga Warriors have GOT to be around here somewhere!" Larry says: "I'll use my LASER scanner!" And Larry wears a bright red visor over his eyes. Rocko says: "Talk to me, what have you got." Larry says: "The readings are all over the place! I don't know WHAT these purple freaks are made of, but I can't lock them down!" Rocko says: "All right then, everybody just stay alert!"

 

And only several feet behind them, a shadowy figure jumps into position! Larry points and says: "Over them!" Craig says: "Let's give it to them!" Everyone else says: "Right!" The Tenga Warriors start swarming around them, and Marlene starts punching one! Marlene says: "You guys make me sick, SICK, SICK!!!!" And she kicks one up to the ceiling, and it falls BACK on the ground with a thud! Rocko rolls through a flimsy wall, and finds two Tenga's coming up to him! Rocko performs a GREAT Wallaby leap backwards up to a higher floor, and Rocko says: "Later, thugs!" A Tenga Warrior tries to charge from behind him, but Rocko CATCHES it in time, punches him FOUR times in the stomach, than mightily kicks him against the WALL!!!! The Tenga Warrior EXPLODES in a puff of feathers! Marlene jumps down and fights some Tenga Warriors on the ground! With a mighty KICK, she sends one flying BACKWARDS, where it HITS a steel I-Beam, and breaks apart into a bunch of feathers! Marlene says: "The FEATHERS are REALLY starting to FLY!" Dog is wrestling against a Tenga Warrior, but it THROWS Dog against a column! Dog says: "So you want to PLAY that way? Try a TENNIS BALL!!!!" Dog throws what APPEARS to be an ordinary tennis ball to the Tenga Warrior, but it opens up to reveal an EXPLOSIVE device, REALLY stunning the Tenga Warrior! Dog gets behind it and asks: "Did you MISS me?!" And Dog pushes the Tenga Warrior down, and it EXPLODES into a puff of feathers upon hitting a sewer grating! Craig is surronded by a swarm of Tenga Warriors and he says: "Get a taste of my ALIEN whip!!!! Have a nice TRIP!!!! See you next FALL!!!!" And he sends ONE Tenga Warrior head over heels, and sends ANOTHER one tripping down the stairs!

 

Another Tenga Warrior tries to charge at Craig, and Craig says: "Bye-bye!" And he makes the whip shoot STRAIGHT forward, making the Tenga Warrior explode into a puff of feathers immediately! Craig says: "You just gotta LOVE this stuff!" Norbert is being attacked on two sides, with Tenga Warriors wielding 2X4's! Norbert asks: "What is THIS?! Pick on the BEAVER day?!" Larry asks: "Norbert! Could you use a claw?!" Norbert answers: "Thought had crossed my MIND!" Larry THROWS Norbert down a rope! Norbert grabs onto it, as Larry slides down it! As Norbert goes up, one Tenga Warrior tries to HIT Norbert, but it MISSES and instead hits the OTHER Tenga Warrior, making it EXPLODE into a puff of feathers! Larry says: "Elevator going UP; elevator going down! Talk about your ruffled feathers!" The contestants regroup back together, and Marlene says: "They may not be smart, but these guys are TOUGH!" Larry says: "Let's FINISH these purple parasites!" Marlene says: "You said it!" Rocko says: "Let's see what these glow in the dark alien boomerangs can TRULY do!" Rocko throws his boomerangs AROUND the Tenga Warriors, pushing them ALL into one tight spot, than the Alien Boomerangs fly up and cut RIGHT through a steel rope holding a HEAVY steel crate up! As the crate drops, the Tenga Warriors can only say: "Uh-oh!!!!" (CRUSH!!!!) And the remaining Tenga Warriors ALL explode into a puff of feathers, as Rocko gets his boomerangs back! Dog says: "Well done, ROCKO!!!!" Rocko says: "So much for the warm-up exercise! Time to find Scorpina!!!!" Than who of ALL villains should arrive except Scorpina, who NOW sounds exactly like Lucy Liu?! Scorpina asks: "Did somebody call MY name?!" Marlene sarcastically says: "SOMEONE sure knows how to arrive ironically, right on CUE!!!!"

 

Scorpina asks: "What else would you expect from one of the toughest villains the Power Rangers have ever thought! You might think you know me pretty well, but I'm going to show YOU that you are no MATCH for me! What you see right now is just the BEAUTY!!!! But now, you're going to get the BEAST!!!!" And Scorpina MUTATES into a GIGANTIC, metallic SCORPION!!!! Larry says: "WOAH!!!! Bigger is BADDER!!!!" Craig says: "I guess Sniz wasn't KIDDING when he said Scorpina learned some new tricks!" Marlene says: "We need some heavy artillery! I'm calling in the BIG guns, A.K.A., the Toons In Black SQUAD cars!!!!" And by pushing a button on her wrist communicator, Marlene summons six brightly colored squad cars in, which the contestants all quickly get into! Larry says: "This is fancy!" Marlene says: "They're actually loaners from Power Rangers Time Force! But since both this challenge and THAT season revolve around sci-fi, Sniz is allowing it!" Rocko says: "Awesome! Let's take it to Scorpina!!!!" Dog says: "NICE stereo!!!!" But Scorpina starts SHOOTING at the cars! Craig says: "SCRAMBLE!!!!" And they all quickly fly off in different directions, making Scorpina momentarily confused! Meanwhile, Master Vile secretly arrives on the top of what LOOKS like the Giant Space Needle of Seattle! Master Vile says: "So THESE are the fools who managed to bring down Trakeena, CRUSH Vexus, decimate Mesogog, and even K.O. Master Coelaceanth! They do indeed seem to be formidable, but I see NOTHING that suggests they are strong enough to face ME! After all, they've NEVER dealt with an EVIL like ME before!!!!"

 

Rocko says: "I've got a disturbance in the eastern quadrant, I'm checking it out!" Rocko sees the giant Scorpina, and he says: "Did somebody call for an exterminator?! Time to take out the pest! Rockets AWAY!!!!" Rocko fires FOUR rockets, but Scorpina SEES them and manages to dodge just in time! Taking aim, she fires BACK at Rocko with laser blasts from her tail, and one HITS!!!! Rocko says: "An engine's been hit! I need to regroup!" Larry says: "Don't worry, I've got you covered!" Larry approaches Scorpina on the ground, and Larry says: "Let's see what THIS button does! And a strange, strong substance wraps AROUND Scorpina's neck! Larry says: "Yahoo!!!! I've roped a scorpion!" Scorpina FIRES at Larry, but Larry's tough squad car armor is unaffected! Larry says: "Bad MOVE, Sparky! You play with fire, you're going to get BURNED!!!!" Larry pushes a button, and electricity FLOWS through the substance, and HURTS Scorpina, but not enough to affect her, as she keeps SHOOTING at Larry! Larry says: "I need back-up!" Dog says: "I'm on my way, Larry! Just keep her tied up, I'll aim for her tail!" Larry says: "I'm losing her!" Dog pushes a button, and powerful CANINE jaws sprout out from his vehicle, and Dog GRABS onto Scorpina's tail, biting so tightly, she's unable to shoot lasers anymore! Desperate, she tries to shake Dog OFF!!!! Larry says: "Hang in there, DOG!" Dog says: "Believe me, I'm HANGING!!!!" Marlene says: "Guess who I've just spotted? Master Vile! I'll take him out!" Master Vile sarcastically says: "Oh, if it isn't the CUTE little Otter to the rescue?!" Marlene says: "One order of toasted MASTER coming up!" Master Vile says: "You think you can play with the BIG boys?!" And Master Vile shoots a POWERFUL energy laser that completely ENVELOPES Marlene's squad car!

 

Marlene says: "Master Vile has got me in some electric-magnetic grip-lock! I can't break free!" Rocko says: "Hang in there, Marlene!" Dog, still getting shaken around, says: "I'm getting AIRSICK up here!" Larry says: "My stabilizers have RUPTURED! I can't hold on much longer!!!!" Master Vile is laughing cruelly, and Marlene says: "I'm burning UP in here!" Craig says: "Marlene, use your THRUSTERS!!!!" Marlene says: "Right! Now which button?! WOAH!!!!" And with a powerful burst of energy, Marlene manages to break OUT of Master Vile's grip! Master Vile says: "Don't worry yourself, I'll deal with YOU later!" Finally, Dog manages to BREAK off Scorpina's tail, and purple OOZE gets sprayed EVERYWHERE!!!! Scorpina says: "That CAN'T be GOOD!!!!" Dog says: "You ooze, you lose!" Larry says: "I'm losing my grip! I can't hold on much longer!" Rocko says: "I am BACK in the game! Larry, disengage! I've got a clear shot!" Larry unleashes Scorpina, and Larry says: "She's all yours!" Rocko says: "All right, Scorpina, it's lights out for YOU! Rockets AWAY!!!!" And Rocko fires EIGHT missles, and they pack ENOUGH explosive punch to FINISH off Scorpina for good!" Larry says: "She's OUT of there!" Rocko says: "Target neutralized! Let's go after Master Vile!" Norbert arrives first and says: "Time to show you what I'm made of!" Norbert FIRES a mighty laser punch at Master Vile, but Master Vile is ABLE to magically hold it back! Norbert says: "He's TOO strong! I can't take him OUT!!!!" And Master Vile manages to REPEL the laser punch at Norbert, knocking his squad car back! Craig says: "Don't worry, Norbert! Help is here!" Rocko says: "Everyone surround him! Master Vile is going NOWHERE!!!!" Master Vile angrily says: "Look what you've DONE!!!! You DESTROYED my LOYAL general! Now I'm BEGINNING to get REALLY ANGRY!!!!"

 

And Master Vile uses his Magic staff to make himself grow as TALL as the Space Needle! Master Vile says: "I feel LARGE and IN charge!!!!" Rocko says: "I heard of growing pains, but this is a bit much!" Marlene says: "Somebody better call a plastic SURGEON!!!!" Master Vile says: "Better be careful you don't get a NEEDLE in your EYE!!!!" And Master Vile GRABS the Space Needle, and pulls it right OFF of it's concrete foundation, making for a make-shift weapon! Master Vile says: "Time for a LITTLE sword-play!!!!" And Master Vile CRUELLY steps right onto a rail-road track bridge, breaking it! Marlene says: "He destroyed part of the rail-road track!" Dog says: "We need to play HARD-Ball with this guy!" Larry says: "Let's combine squad cars!!!!" And five of the squad cars get together, in order to form one BIG massive car machine! Rocko says: "That rail-road track is in trouble! I'll complete docking sequence later!" Marlene says: "Okay! We'll take care of Master Vile!" And the Massive Squad Car machine is complete! Norbert says: "This is so rad! Whoever knew aliens had all this COOL stuff! Let's see what WEAPONS we have at our disposal!" Craig says: "Let's try this SWORD! That should even the odds!" And from the back of the machine, a sword pops up, and flies forward, and the giant squad car manages to grab it by the hilt! Master Vile says: "Shall we DANCE?!!!" While both factions begin their epic fight, Rocko RACES to get to the broken spot on the rail-road track in time, because there's a TRAIN heading south-bound right ON it! On the train, Sanjay and Craig from "Sanjay and Craig" are on it! Sanjay looks out through the window and says: "What in the world is THAT ahead?!" Craig shouts: "I think the track is broken!!!!" Sanjay says: "This is BAD!!!!" Rocko says: "I'm on it!"

 

As Rocko settles into position, Sanjay says: "Hang on TIGHT!!!!" Craig says: "I always do!!!!" Rocko's squad car manages to fill in the FULL length of the missing gap, and the train manages to SAFELY cross over it! Sanjay says: "That guy DID it!" Craig says: "We're SAFE!!!!" Rocko says: "Safe travels, now!" Meanwhile, the sword-fight continues, and with a MIGHTY clash, BOTH the giant sword AND the Space Needle break apart into pieces!!!! Marlene says: "I guess we just found out what happens when an unstoppable force meets an im-movable object!" Master Vile angrily says: "Break MY toys, will YOU?! I'll show YOU!!!!" And Master Vile shoots electricity from his magical staff AT the giant car squad vehicle! Marlene says: "Rocko, we could really use your HELP!!!!" Rocko says: "On it!!!! Turbo SPEED!!!!" And with a mighty BURST of light, Rocko's squad car manages to KNOCK Master Vile to the ground! Master Vile angrily says: "Did that MISERABLE little wallaby just TRY to KILL me?!!!" Rocko says: "That attack was NEVER meant to kill you; only to maim, or SERIOUSLY injure you!!!!" And Rocko combines his squad car with the giant car squad!!!! Rocko says: "Now, it's time to see the FULL power of this machine!" Craig says: "But we lost the sword!" Rocko says: "So, we'll just make another one! This time, let's try it with FIRE!!!!" Master Vile asks: "Do you honestly think ONE swipe with a sword will finish ME?!!!" Rocko says: "We're about to find out!!!! Let's cut this guy OUT of the picture!!!!" And with a mighty swing, the giant car squad vehicle WIELDS a flaming sword, and it CUTS right through Master Vile! Master Vile weakly says: "That...! Was MORE than I thought!!!!" And the giant Master Vile begins to break apart, as a blue light envelopes him!!!! But suddenly, the VOICE of Master vile echoes from beyond the sky!

 

Master Vile says: "It seems that your victories weren't entirely by luck. I was WISE to heed the warnings that Master Shen gave to me. You are all more cunning and capable than I gave you credit for. This is definitely something I wasn't prepared for. But don't think YOU'VE won today, you only BEAT my Phantom Shadow! When you fight the REAL me, it WON'T be so easy! What a WORTHLESS creation THAT was, I'll BANISH it to the GAP between DIMENSIONS!!!!" And Master Vile's Phantom Shadow disappears completely!!!! Dog says: "I can't believe it! That wasn't Master vile! It was just a phantom shadow!" Marlene says: "But at least he now knows that we are a force to be reckoned with, that's got to count for something!" From off-stage, Sniz shouts: "It sure is!!!!" And the contestants get out of their vehicles, and out of their suits. Sniz says: "You fought valiantly against the evil plot hatched by Master Vile! But today, victory can only go to won! And it is clear that through his valiant leadership, Rocko is the winner of today! He has a guaranteed slot in the Final Five!" Rocko says: "Awesome!!!!" Sniz says: "The same cannot be said for the rest of you. Another contestant will be LEAVING tonight!" Norbert says: "Actually, another contestant is leaving right NOW!!!!" Fondue asks: "Whatever do you mean?" Norbert says: "I've accomplished what I came here to do. Even though you wanted me to be here to be a mole, I had a much more important reason for being here. I wanted to actually FEEL like I've played the game this season, and accomplish something of value. Now that I have, I no longer need to be here. In other words, I quit!" Fondue asks: "Again with the QUITTING?! You've already QUIT as a mole, why do you need to quit as a contestant?!"

 

Norbert says: "Because I've got to go back and apologize to Norbert; I owe it to him to say it in person. Besides, I miss Treeflower. I want to be back with her. As for the five of you, I wish you nothing but the best of luck. You all deserve to be here! Sniz, I shall now take my leave!" And Sniz presents him with a briefcase. Sniz says: "And to show you that I am a host of his word, here's your severance pay of $770,000!!!! Feel free to do with it what you will!" Norbert says: "Thank you, Sniz! Treeflower is going to be really HAPPY when I show her this! Good-bye everybody!!!! I'll see you all at the finale!!!!" And Norbert gets into the Limo of Losers, and it drives away! Sniz says: "Well, another contestant has bitten the dust! Now we are DOWN to five! Craig, Dog, Larry, Marlene, and ROCKO!!!! They've perservered past 23 other contestants, and their journey is nearing to a close! What's amazing is, because of the prizes this season for the final five, they are ALL guaranteed at LEAST $3.3 million in cold hard cash, and can win up to $7.7 million in TOTAL!!!! Who will end up winning what?! Find out by tuning in for another episode of Total Cartoon Action!!!!" / Episode Notes: Third and final sci-fi action movie challenge for this season. While the title and premise for this episode is taken from the hit film series, "Men In Black," the plot of this challenge was inspired by "Mighty Morphing Power Rangers: The Movie!" Lucy Liu guest stars as Scorpina in this episode, and Master Vile makes his first appearance on the "Total Cartoon" series. Rocko wins individual immunity for the first time this season. Norbert reveals his status as a mole to everybody, and quits! First AS a mole, than he quits as a contestant! He gets $770,000 in severance pay for his job as a mole. /

 

Personal Notes: I always wanted Norbert to come back and actually COMPETE in the game, I just felt that Norbert missed out on his potential this season, because I had to eliminate him early on. The reason I initially had Norbert eliminated, was because deep down, Norbert was a good guy. NOBODY was going to VOTE Norbert off, but also, Norbert couldn't be around Treeflower, because that would prevent Treeflower from acting out against Marlene, which I needed to HAVE happen for the purposes of my story! So I had to ENGINEER Norbert's first elimination, by having it be COMPLETELY out of his control! By consistently getting hurt, it FORCED Norbert out of the contest, and into his role as a co-host for my performance reviews! The reason I brought Norbert back into the competition was two-fold. I wanted to do MY own version of having Owen as a mole, but I wanted to do it better! Unlike Owen, Norbert had higher moral principles and integrity; he was not WILLING to go against him, even if it meant more money. Norbert also HAD to discover (like so many other contestants this season) that he DID have some faults, and some mistakes that he needed to fix! So Norbert did the only logical thing he could; he took matters into his own hands, and CHOSE to end his status as a mole, once again proving that no matter what, you ALWAYS have a choice when it comes to making a decision, and you can ALWAYS choose to do the right thing; Norbert is proof of that! Now there are only five, who is going to win? You'll find out, if you keep reading! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!

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Instead of the usual show open, a special intro is played as fancy C.G.I. words "Total Cartoon Action: Perforance Review" make a fancy appearance on-screen, and clips from the past six episodes are played! Norbert says: "Is this a private party, or can anybody join in?" Craig triumphantly says: "I'm ARBOR Seal!" Invader Zim says: "Give me ONE good reason as to why I should be voted OUT of here!" Marlene says: "I'm GLAD!!!! Glad, glad, glad, glad, GLAD!!!!" Master Coelaceanth whispers: "I killed Craig's Mother!!!!" General Barracuda jumps up and shouts: "MURDERER!!!!" Lil and Stimpy simultaneously say: "WE quit!!!!" Sniz says: "Spongebob, you've accidentally SABOTAGED yourself!" Suzie asks: "What was I supposed to DO?! Wait for the smoking gun of what I ASSUME are the red innards of a Tyrannosaurus Rex?!" Master Shifu says: "That...was more than I expected!" Marlene says: "My momma didn't raise a fool; I HAD to get off the sinking ship of the S.S. Norbert!" Master Vile says: "When you fight the REAL me, it WON'T be so easy!!!!" / The clips from the past six episodes end, and the words "Total Cartoon Action: Performance Review" make a fancy C.G.I. exit off-screen! / "Performance Review 4: How Norbert Got His Groove Back." The show opens up properly, with Treeflower and Daggett sitting on green couches! Treeflower says: "Welcome to the fourth and FINAL Performance Review for this season! I am your FABULOUS host, Treeflower Fields!" Daggett says: "And I'm very excited, because I am Daggett, getting to step out of the shadows of my OLDER brother!!!!" Treeflower asks: "Are you SURE about that?" Daggett asks: "Why wouldn't I be? I am going to be SO awesome hosting this WITHOUT him!" Ren, still taking care of Stimpy's kids, asks: "He doesn't KNOW, does he?" Daggett asks: "Know WHAT?!" Treeflower says: "OH, we'll let that be a SURPRISE to you!" Daggett says: "I LOVE surprises!" Treeflower says: "We'll see if you LOVE this one! We've got eliminated contestants to interview, and we are DOWN to the Final Five! But first, let's find out who we will be interviewing here!" Daggett says: "Reggie Rocket!" Treeflower says: "Invader Zim!" Daggett says: "Stimpy!" Treeflower says: "Spongebob!" Daggett says: "And Suzie Carmichael!" Treeflower says: "Technically speaking, Lil Deville ALSO got eliminated for the third and final time, but since she's already BEEN in the hot seat, we're going to let her take a break tonight." Lil is in the bleachers, and she says: "No sweat, Treeflower! I'm just CHILLING with Ren AND Stimpy's kids up here!" Daggett asks: "Wait a MINUTE!!!! Weren't there supposed SIX contestants for us to interview tonight?!" Treeflower says: "How very perceptive! That's PART of the surprise I've got set up! I'm guessing you didn't SEE the last episode!"

 

Daggett asks: "Should I have? I was BUSY doing prep work for this Performance Review!" Treeflower says: "It doesn't matter! YOU'LL find out soon enough!" Daggett asks: "Is this surprise about what we're calling THIS Performance Review segment?" Treeflower answers: "As a matter of fact, it is!" Helga says: "Boy, Daggett is going to be in for the SHOCK of his LIFE tonight!" Roger says: "You can say THAT again!" Helga says: "I could, but I won't!" Daggett says: "Anyways, it's TIME to meet our FIRST interviewed contestant, Reggie Rocket!!!!" And clips from Reggie Rocket's performance this season begin playing! Treeflower says: "She may have gotten eliminated DURING the last Performance Review, but we will finally get to hear her speak all about her performance on this show!" Daggett says: "She had a GREAT relationship with Rocko!" Treeflower says: "And a NOT so great relationship with everyone else!" Daggett says: "She fake-cried to win a hotel spa trip and then LIED about the fake-crying!" Treeflower says: "It could've TOTALLY devastated Reggie's performance, but with Rocko's support, she totally recovered from it, and even became Angelica's friend!" Otto adds: "Which is one MORE friend than Angelica PREVIOUSLY had!" Angelica, still wearing her puffed-out afro wig, says: "I've got TONS of friends!" Otto says: "Name THREE!" Angelica says: "Me, myself, and I!" Otto says: "Those TOTALLY don't count!" Reggie's clips end, and Daggett says: "And now, from Ocean Shores, California AND the show of Rocket Power, meet everyone's favorite surfing queen, Reggie Rocket!!!!" And Reggie walks out to unusually loud applause! Reggie says: "Wow! I didn't think my interview here would be viewed THAT positively!" And Reggie takes a seat next to Treeflower. As Reggie gets comfortable, Treeflower says: "It's nice to have you here, Reggie. Although, I'm pretty sure you would prefer it if you were still in the competition." Reggie sighs and says: "It's not like I can put my blame on most of the people HERE, even if most of them DID vote for me; I honsetly brought most of it upon myself!" Daggett says: "Tell us Reggie, how did it all happen?" Reggie says: "Well for starters, I was still angry over what Angelica did to me in season one. She sabotaged my surfboard and tried to frame Otto for doing it!" Otto says: "And that is only ONE of many reasons why I STILL am not interested in a relationship with YOU, Angelica!" Angry, Angelica says: "OOH, you better BELIEVE that I am going to find myself a boyfriend that is going to make you SO jealous!!!!" Otto sarcastically says: "I am SO worried!" Treeflower says: "Anyways, lets get back on subject here."

 

Reggie says: "Anyways, nobody was listening to my advice about trying to take Angelica out; it made me mad. I thought if I claimed that SPECIAL reward for myself, it would make me feel better. And that's where everything went all so terribly WRONG!!!!" Daggett says: "Which makes it a PERFECT time to reveal my LATEST, and GREATEST game of lie detection yet; the all new Truth or ELECTROCUTION!!!!" And a sequence of the statue of justice is seen, but it gets ZAPPED with electricity and completely disintegrates!!!! Treeflower looks in horror, at the Electric Chair being wheeled into the studio! Treeflower gasps in shock and yells: "What is THAT?!!!" Daggett excitedly says: "The best idea I've EVER come up with to drum in RATINGS!!!! We put our contestants INTO that chair, and for EVERY lie they tell, we zap them with 4,000 VOLTS of pure ELECTRICITY, baby!!!!" Treeflower gasps and says: "But that could KILL them!!!!" Daggett laughs deriseively and says: "If we're LUCKY!!!!" A handsome voice says: "STOP!!!!!!!!" And everyone STOPS what they're doing! In horror, Daggett says: "That VOICE!!!! I can't be HEARING that voice! Not here, not NOW!!!!" Treeflower smirks with SMUG satisfaction and says: "We WERE going to wait until near the end of the episode, but it's going to BURST like an alien if we don't reveal it now; the sixth and final contestant we're interviewing tonight, the star interviewer, and what our Performance Review is called, please welcome back NORBERT Foster Beaver for How Norbert Got His Groove Back!!!!" And Norbert WALKS on stage to THUNDEROUS applause! Norbert gasps in happiness and says: "You LIKE me, you REALLY like me!" Daggett screams: "I'm getting OUT of HERE!!!!" And Wanda appears to CHAIN Daggett into his couch! Treeflower says: "You're getting quick on the draw, Wanda! That's the fastest you've helped out, yet!" Wanda says: "Just doing my job!!!!" Daggett screams: "NO!!!! Let me GO!!!! He's going to KILL me!!!!" Aang says: "You should FEEL so lucky! I have to LIVE with the guilt of what I did when Mesogog possessed me!" Norbert sternly says: "Treeflower, I am NOT going to kill anybody!!!!" Treeflower gasps in shock and asks: "You're NOT?!!!" Daggett gasps in STUNNED delight and asks: "He's NOT?!!!" Norbert seriously answers: "No! Wanda, unchain him!" Wanda sighs and says: "Fine!!!!" And Wanda removes the chains from Daggett! Norbert sits on the couch directly across from Daggett, and looks him straight in the eyes. Norbert sighs and says: "Daggett, this is one of the hardest things I've EVER had to do, but I have come back to tell you something!" Daggett yells: "PLEASE don't SCREAM!!!!"

 

Norbert sighs and says: "I'm sorry." Everybody says: "WHAT?!!!!!!!" Norbert says: "Look, Daggett; I understand why you did what you did. The truth of the matter is, I wasn't a very nice beaver OR a very nice brother to you. I belittled you, I made fun of your low self-esteem, when I should've been trying to build up your self-esteem. We're always going to be brothers, nothing is going to change that. I guess somewhere along the way, I just lost sight of that. I shouldn't have let that happen. Daggett, I'm not a perfect brother, and I'm not a perfect beaver. But I want to make things right to you; and you deserve to be happy yourself! From now on, I promise to do my best to treat you with the respect and love that you DESERVE to be treated with!" Daggett gasps in sympathetic shock and asks: "You mean, you're not ANGRY for what I did to you?" Norbert confesses: "I am a LITTLE upset, but what you did, you only did because I drove you to do it. In a way, you did something incredibly hard for yourself." Daggett asks: "What did I do?" Norbert answers: "You stood up for yourself, Daggett. I was CLEARLY in the wrong, and that wasn't right of me. Granted, you probably could've HANDLED it a lot better, but standing up for yourself even if nobody else will, is one of the hardest skills a beaver or a brother can learn. And you learned it, without even needing my help or guidance to do it." Daggett says: "I guess I really DID, didn't I?!" Norbert says: "We shouldn't fight, not physically or out of spite. From now on, if we have ANY differences, we should verbalize them instead of trying to antagonize each other." Norbert opens up his arms and asks: "Big beaver hug?" Daggett runs up and says: "Big Beaver hug!!!!" And the two lovingly hug each other, as if they hadn't seen each other for a long time. Phoebe says: "That's so wonderful!" Chuckie says: "Too bad Kimmi isn't here, or I'd hug her right now!" Jimmy asks: "Where's Cindy Vortex when I NEED her?!" Reggie says: "That's really incredible!" The two beavers stop hugging, and Daggett says: "Reggie; due to my personal strong convictions, as well as Norbert's and Treeflower's, I'm going to have to decline letting YOU lose the machine!" Reggie sighs and says: "WHEW! Dodged a bullet!" Treeflower asks: "Just one final question, who are YOU rooting for, to win?!" Reggie says: "Obviously, Rocko! He's my main man! He's made it THIS far, I think he can make it all the way!" Daggett says: "As always, we appreciate your time and honesty." And Reggie takes a seat right next to Otto in the bleachers. Norbert asks: "Should I start interviewing?" Treeflower says: "Technically, we need to interview YOU, first!"

 

Daggett says: "And unfortunately, before we do, Fondue INSISTS that we HAVE to use the Truth or Electrocution Machine at LEAST once; he didn't PAY $4,440 for a genuine replica from Alcatraz Prison in order for us to NOT even use it! Thankfully, I know of ONE contestant NONE of you will mind that I use it on!" Norbert gasps in delight and asks: "You MEAN...?!!!" Daggett says: "That's right! From the NOW blown-up destroyed Irken home-world, and currently the last of his kind; he WAS an Invader, but now he's found a place to invade that he can truly call home! From the show of Invader Zim; it's the Irken, Zim!!!!" And clips of Zim's performance begins playing! Treeflower says: "He might have been a late arrival to the game." Daggett says: "But Zim arrived FASHIONABLY late!" Treeflower says: "It was SHOCKING enough for Zim to ADMIT he actually HAD feelings for Dib!" Daggett says: "But it was even MORE shocking when Trakeena blew up the WHOLE Irken home-world that Zim grew up on, and made Zim the LAST of his kind!" Treeflower says: "What's shocking, is that when Zim was down the hardest, it was none other than Dib himself who gave Zim the strength to keep on going." Daggett says: "He might not have HAD the greatest team-player skills." Treeflower says: "But he certainly DID his best to play on the team that he did!" And Zim's clips end! Daggett says: "And now, the time has come! Invader Zim, come on DOWN!!!!" And Zim flies in on his jet-pack, and zooms around the audience, before taking a seat next to Treeflower! Everyone can see that Zim has taken his "Human" guise. Zim says: "I'm here, and the PARTY is going to begin!" Daggett gasps in STUNNED shock and says: "EHHH; something's WRONG here! You sound EXACTLY like me!" Zim gasps in shock and says: "That is downright ABSURD!!!! If ANYTHING, you sound EXACTLY like ME!!!!" Suddenly, a robotic voice comes in and says: "Ai-yai-yai-yai-yai! You are BOTH so terribly wrong!" Bunny asks: "Are you kidding me?!!!" And Alpha V from "Mighty Morphing Power Rangers" and "Power Rangers Zeo" comes on stage!!!! Alpha V says: "You are BOTH so wrong! I'm Alpha V; I have been around far LONGER than the BOTH of you; and if ANYTHING, you BOTH are just copying ME!!!!" Daggett asks: "How could we have POSSIBLY known that?! Power Rangers didn't even BELONG to Nickelodeon when you were first on the air!" Alpha V says: "That is irrelevant! I'm the original, and you can BOTH kiss my metal tucchis!" Norbert asks: "Just one question; how are YOU even HERE?! You disappeared after Power Rangers Turbo!"

 

Alpha V says: "Technically speaking, I was NEVER destroyed! Zordon was worried that the forces of evil might try to dismantle me when they were moving in to capture him, so for my own safety, he hid me in the safety of the Lost Galaxy until it would be safe for me to come back! When I saw Terra Venture 2 zooming through the Lost Galaxy, I knew the time had come for me to come back to Earth again!" Lil says: "MAN! Nickelodeon has a convenient exscuse for just about EVERYTHING!!!!" Treeflower says: "Anyways: "We're REALLY getting off topic! Zim, it must have been a HARD blow for you to see the Irken home-world blow up like that!" Daggett says: "Hold it! Before you answer, lets just put you into the Truth or Electrocution machine!" Treeflower asks: "Do you have to?" Daggett says: "If I DON'T do it, Fondue says that I'm NOT going to get paid!" Zim gets strapped in and says: "Don't worry! My parents, when they were still alive, tried to use electroshock therapy on me as a tiny Irken in order to make me a nicer alien; TOTALLY worked like a CHARM!!!!" Treeflower says: "All right, answer the question!" Zim says: "No way! Seeing all those Irken JERK-FACES blow up didn't bother me in the SLIGHTEST!!!!" And Zim gets ZAPPED with electrocution! Daggett asks: "Do you REALLY believe that you're as great as an Invader as you make yourself out to be?" Zim answers: "All the TIME!!!!" And Zim gets ZAPPED with electrocution! Treeflower asks: "Do you BELIEVE Dog is an ACTUAL contender for winning the $7.7 million?!" Zim incredulously answers: "HIM?!!! Not a CHANCE!!!!" And Zim gets zapped with electricity! Daggett says: "Man, this is WAY too easy! I think we've had ENOUGH fun with this!" Treeflower says: "Try to at least answer ONE question honestly; who are you rooting for to win?" Zim answers: "Out of all the contestants remaining? The only contestant I'd give MY vote to is Larry, he's the only contestant remaining who gets ANY respect from me!" And Zim doesn't get zapped with electricity! Norbert says: "How about that? I guess you CAN teach an old Invader new tricks!" Treeflower says: "We've got to take a break now, but don't go away, we'll be right back with more as we interview MY Norbert, Stimpy, Spongebob, AND Suzie! Stay tuned!!!!" (Commercial Break) / I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now!

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It's time for the second and final part of my latest "Total Cartoon Action" episode, "Performance Review 4: How Norbert Got His Groove Back." / After the commercials end, the show opens up back on Treeflower, Daggett, and Norbert. Treeflower says: "Welcome back to the Performance Review, where Norbert is now back with me, and is waiting for his turn to be interviewed!" Although Ren is taking care of Stimpy's kids, Ren says: "I'm sure Norbert will give a GREAT interview!" Lil says: "Of course he will! Norbert is just a TON of fun!!!!" Treeflower says: "Before we continue, you may have noticed that we got rid of the Truth or Electrocution Machine." Daggett says: "A certain lawyer named Johnathan, hired by Aang, pointed out that the damages incured in lawsuits over the misuse of such a machine would be WAY too expensive for our show to handle." Norbert says: "Luckily, the three of us all managed to come up with a successful replacement that we ALL agreed with!" Daggett says: "It's not painful, but it IS funny!" Treeflower says: "Our final game for the season, Truth or Pie!!!!" And a sequence of the statue of justice is seen, but it gets hit with a SPLAT by a Coconut Cream Pie! Everyone now sees the machine apparatus filled with Coconut Cream Pies. Jimmy Neutron says: "That's a cool looking machine!"

 

Phoebe asks: "How did you come up with such a device?" Treeflower answers: "We merely TWEAKED Norbert's old Truth or Coconut Machine a little, made it dish out pies instead of coconuts, and that's how we got this machine." Helga asks: "Where did you GET so many pies, anyways?" Treeflower says: "Remember how we HAD so many coconuts loaded into the Truth or Coconut machine? As it turns out, there were SO many left over, it was actually feasibly possible and financially responsible for us to SAVE the coconuts, make them into Coconut Cream Pies, and we have enough to splat ANYBODY willing to tell a lie!" Norbert says: "It might be humiliating, but at least its tasty!" Daggett says: "Let's get someone in here to interview!" Treeflower says: "Way ahead of you! It's time to interview one of the most LOVED characters to compete on this show, the winner of Total Cartoon Island, Stimpy J. Cat!" And clips of Stimpy's performance on "Total Cartoon Action" start playing. Treeflower says: "In season one, Stimpy seemed like a LONG shot to win the whole game!" Daggett says: "But Stimpy over-came incredible odds and tough challenges, and NEVER gave up trying!" Treeflower says: "With hard work and perserverance, Stimpy outlasted 23 other contestants and took home the grand prize!" Daggett says: "Stimpy came onto season two, in order to prove that his win on season one wasn't just a fluke OR a stroke of luck!" Treeflower says: "Surprisingly, nobody expected Stimpy to last as long as he did; even Stimpy himself!" Daggett says: "In terms of strategy, Stimpy definitely picked up his game better in season two than he did in season one." Treeflower says: "Stimpy made alliances, and when he did, he made them count." Daggett says: "Alliances with Marlene, Rocko, Reggie, and even Dog, insured Stimpy would last long in the game."

 

Treeflower says: "But Stimpy's game was not without its hard challenges for Stimpy." Daggett says: "Stimpy was faced with an unsettling truth in season two; Ren was in love with him." Ren says: "And I still am!" Treeflower says: "Stimpy loved Ren in return, but because of his moral compass and the way he had been raised, led Stimpy to believe that loving Ren was wrong." Daggett says: "Needless to say, this put the relationship between Ren and Stimpy on the rocks." Treeflower says: "During the cowboy movie challenge, Ren couldn't stand the denial or the tension any longer, and planted a BIG kiss on Stimpy for the first time on this series!" Daggett says: "Ironically, that kiss might have sealed Ren's fate." Treeflower says: "And it almost sealed Stimpy's. Unable to continue the facade of his 'relationship' merely being a 'friendship' any longer, Stimpy felt that the only way to SAVE his relationship with Lil was to break up with Ren." Daggett says: "It was only until after that happened, that Stimpy learned the truth of the situation between himself and Lil." Treeflower says: "But the break-up was NOT permanent! During the first sci-fi action movie challenge, Ren Hoek was brought in as a guide for the challenge." Daggett says: "This brought up all of Stimpy's TRUE feelings for Ren up to the surface." Treeflower says: "When trapped in a garbage compactor, Stimpy confessed his TRUE feelings for Ren, TO Ren!" Daggett says: "But Stimpy was unaware that Lil had overheard the confession." Lil says: "I didn't mean to over-hear, I just did!" Treeflower says: "Everyone FINALLY learned the whole truth about the whole situation in the following episode, during the alien movie challenge."

 

Daggett says: "Stimpy had a bun in his oven, and we don't mean bread!" Treeflower says: "Thanks to the help of a concoction whipped up by General Barracuda, Stimpy found his life greatly changed, and for the better!" Daggett says: "Instead of having ONE kid named Stinky..." Treeflower says: "Stimpy now had TWO kids, named Stimpy Jr. and Ricky." Daggett says: "With D.N.A. FROM Ren, AND Stimpy!" Treeflower says: "Not to mention, a brand new bushy tail!" Daggett says: "Stimpy found out that honesty WAS the best policy. He told the truth to his parents, and they supported the unusual set-up between Ren, Stimpy, and Lil." Treeflower says: "Stimpy's story could've ended at that point, but instead, there was one great challenge Stimpy still needed to face, the unexpected return of Aang to the competition!" Aang says: "It FIGURES you would bring THIS up!" Daggett says: "Aang's return is probably the ONE thing that extended Stimpy's relevance to the story of season two, more than anything else." Treeflower says: "Unwilling to leave with Aang back in the game, Stimpy summoned all the resources he had at hand. Stimpy, Marlene, Reggie, Rocko, and General Barracuda all teamed up in a great super-alliance, and decided to take Aang head-on!" Daggett says: "But the truth turned out to be more shocking than any of them had suspected!" Treeflower says: "Stimpy was the one who deduced that Aang might not have been responsible for his actions, and that an outside force was corrupting his actions." Daggett says: "The only logical choice for an evil of this nature, was Mesogog!"

 

Treeflower says: "In order to prove this, Stimpy needed to set up an alliance/friendship/partnership with a male partner. Dog was chosen to fit that role." Daggett says: "Stimpy's gambit worked! Unable to contain himself any longer, Mesogog was EXPOSED to everyone, and Aang was FINALLY able to rid himself of the parasitic villain!" Treeflower says: "And Mesogog was subsequently destroyed by Lil Deville, who Stimpy was happy to have return to the game!" Daggett says: "But with Aang out of the picture, it wasn't long before Stimpy's game finally came to an end." Treeflower says: "A vision from Marlene revealed, that Lil would be one of two contestants leaving the game next, and the other contestant leaving had a name that started with an S." Daggett says: "But Stimpy, didn't know what to do with the information, until an outside source tried to STRIKE at the one thing Stimpy held more dear than any other!" Treeflower says: "In his MOST evil plot ever, Master Coelaceanth held Lil Deville hostage, and tried to FORCE Stimpy to become evil in order to save her! When that didn't work, Master Coelaceanth threatened the innocence of Stimpy's twin children!" Ren says: "That FIEND!!!!" Daggett says: "Blinded with rage and fury, Stimpy took OFF his gloves and SLASHED at Master Coelaceanth with his cat claws!" Treeflower says: "Master Coelaceanth thought he had Stimpy right where he wanted him!" Daggett says: "But Stimpy would not fall prey to Master Coelaceanth's tricks. He stopped, and refused to let himself fall prey to the pull of evil, proving once and forever, that Stimpy would ALWAYS be a good guy!" Treeflower says: "With his greatest scheme foiled, Master Coelaceanth FINALLY got his comeuppance thanks to General Barracuda and Oonski the Great! Soon, Master Coelaceanth was no more!"

 

Daggett says: "Feeling the safety and security of his fellow Nicktoon contestants were now safe, Stimpy felt like he and Lil could finally leave the competition, with the show and legacy of Nicktoons in good hands." And the clips of Stimpy ends. Treeflower says: "And now, a contestant who doesn't really need an introduction, but we're going to give him one anyways!" Daggett says: "Possibly the kindest and most generous of the Nicktoons characters, please welcome, Stimpy J. Cat!!!!" And Stimpy walks onstage, pulling with him a LARGE dinner tray filled with delicous looking foods for meals and desserts! Reggie says: "That's impressive!" Sandy asks: "Is it for a special occasion?" Stimpy says: "Hi everybody!!!!" The audience says: "Hi, Stimpy!!!!" Norbert runs up to Stimpy, and hugs him! Norbert says: "It's SO good to have you here, Stimpy!" Stimpy says: "It's good to be here, I'm glad to see ALL of you to!" Daggett asks: "All of us?" Stimpy says: "Sure! Even Aang!" And Daggett expects a pie to come flying out, but it doesn't! Daggett shockingly says: "I...wasn't expecting THAT!!!!" Treeflower says: "Neither was I. What's all the food, for?" Stimpy answers: "For starters, there was a great amount of food for us interviewed contestants backstage. But there was too much of it for ALL of us to eat, so I brought some out for everyone to share. No sense letting good food go to waste." Norbert says: "That's a very kind thing of you to do." Judy says: "Which SHOULD go without saying!" Stimpy says: "Well, it's just not in my nature to be inherently mean or nasty to someone else; I don't like to have that feeling in my soul." Treeflower says: "But it MUST be hard. I mean, SURELY there must have been times where you felt AGGRESSIVE or angsty against someone?" Stimpy says: "Of course I did! I'm not going to try to lie!"

 

And once again, a pie doesn't fly out of the Truth or Pie machine. Daggett asks: "We're not going to see ANY pies fly at Stimpy, are we?" Norbert answers: "Probably not." Stimpy says: "General Barracuda made me concerned, I was generally worried about how my relationship with Lil and Ren was going to hold up, and furthermore, I was worried about Stinky's safety; when he was STILL just Stinky! However, I learned that honesty ALWAYS pays off, because it gave me Stimpy Jr. and Ricky, and this brand new bushy tail, which I'm loving!" Daggett asks: "Well, tell us about Aang and Master Coelaceanth. Were THOSE challenges harder than your previous challenges?" Stimpy answers: "I'm going to be completely honest; yes, they were. This whole season, I was confronted with feelings I had never felt comfortable expressing before, and I wasn't sure HOW to express them! I had to learn the proper way to express my feelings, and not try to bottle them up. It wasn't easy for me to overcome that difficulty of mine. That would've been challenging enough, until Aang came back in the game. When we thought it was Aang being crazy, it brought up a LOT of uncomfortable feelings in me; and I'm pretty sure that I wasn't the only one. We all felt the outcomes of his returns, and they were really negative for the most part." Aang says: "And just for the record, I REALLY regret 99% of the actions Mesogog performed while possessing me." Rancid asks: "What's the 1%?" Aang says: "I'd be lieing if I said that it didn't feel SLIGHTLY liberating to NOT be such a goody-goody all the time!" Stimpy says: "But Master Coelaceanth? He just took it to another level. He was INTENSE! He was grimly DETERMINED to prove that there WAS evil in me, and that HE was going to bring it out!!!! But when he mentioned harming my kids, I HAD to take a stand!"

 

Treeflower says: "That was definitely the most aggressive ANY of us had seen you act!" Stimpy says: "And I didn't even think I HAD it in myself; but when I saw what I did, I HAD to stop and think to myself! And you know what I saw? As nice a guy as I am, even I wasn't immune to feelings of anger and rage, those feelings exist in me, to. Just as much as they exist in Ren and Master Coelaceanth. But I could NEVER become like Master Coelaceanth; I would NEVER let myself sink into feelings of rage and anger. I did the only thing I could do; I STOPPED myself before I fell into the abyss of evil. I would not become trapped in another one of Master Coelaceanth's sick games!" Norbert says: "You did a stellar job in that situation! I don't think there are many who could've resisted Master Coelaceanth the way you did! I really don't even WANT to think about what I would've done in that situation!" Daggett asks: "One last question. Now that you're out of the competition, who are you rooting for to win?" Stimpy answers: "Honestly, they're ALL good potential winners in their own way. But if I HAD to pick just one, and I assuming I will HAVE to, then I pick Marlene! She was always sweet to me!" Treeflower says: "Thank you for your time and honesty." And Stimpy goes up to the bleachers to re-unite with Ren, Lil, and his kids! Stimpy says: "Hi, Stimpy Jr. and Ricky! Your Stimpy daddy is back to play!" Haggis says: "You are the SWEETEST guy I have ever met!" Ren says: "I am SO lucky he's in my life!" Daggett says: "Next up, is a contestant who's absorbed a LOT of information; mainly because he's a sponge!" Treeflower says: "He's very adaptable, and he's been in a LOT of different situations!" Daggett says: "He's Spongebob, and THIS was his performance!" And clips of Spongebob's performance on "Total Cartoon Action" start playing!

 

Treeflower says: "Spongebob was a man/sponge on a mission; to outlast MORE contestants than he did in season one!" Daggett says: "The challenge seemed like it would be HARD to achieve; with a rival like Larry to contend with!" Treeflower says: "But as time passed, Larry turned out to be less and LESS of an antagonist, and more of a confused lobster, unsure of his identity in the game." Daggett says: "It wasn't until Patrick was eliminated, that Larry found out that what Larry THOUGHT he wanted, wasn't actually the thing Larry ACTUALLY really wanted!" Treeflower says: "Larry didn't want Spongebob out of the game; he WANTED Spongebob as a friend." Daggett says: "In the alien movie challenge, Larry finally tossed away his feelings of wanting revenge, and pledged to play a clean and honorable game against Spongebob." Treeflower says: "And our contestants were suprised to see the competition being handled so well between the two." Daggett says: "But one thing Spongebob DIDN'T like, was being taken TOO lightly!" Treeflower says: "Due to a deal Larry made with Sandy, Larry felt that he couldn't go full out in a competition against Spongebob." Daggett says: "But Spongebob was NOT about to hold back! Spongebob revealed that he could become ANY form that he had been before, and turned into his super-musuclar form from the episode of The Fry Cook Games!" Treeflower says: "Larry learned the hard way why he should NOT underestimate Spongebob's usefullness and skills in challenges!" Daggett says: "Ironically, what sealed Spongebob's game was his difficulty of understanding different nuances in the way that people talked!" Treeflower says: "When Spongebob misunderstood the point of a challenge; Spongebob thought that in order to PLAY a bitter character, he actually had to BE a bitter character!"

 

Daggett says: "Spongebob resorted to using his Abrasive Side, which ended up DETRACTING from what could've been a good performance!" Treeflower says: "While Spongebob eventually got RID of the Abrasive Side, it was too little, too late." Daggett says: "Spongebob ended up accidentally SABOTAGING himself out of the game show, and out of his chances of winning up to $7.7 million." And the clips of Spongebob end. Treeflower says: "And now, you know him for his performances in TWO animated movies, please welcome Spongebob!!!!" And Spongebob walks on-stage to thunderous applause! Spongebob says: "It's great to be here!" Norbert says: "Have a seat next to me! I like sitting next to cool guys!" Spongebob says: "Sure!" And Spongebob sits right next to Norbert! Daggett asks: "So, do you feel like you did a good job lasting as long as you did?" Spongebob answers: "It wasn't easy, but I did it!" Treeflower says: "It probably wasn't easy for you to LOSE Sandy relatively early on in the competition." Spongebob honestly says: "No, it wasn't easy. But I did my best to make the best out of a non-ideal situation." Daggett asks: "Does it frustrate you that you don't understand nuances in the way that people talk any better?" Spongebob says: "I certainly have found out that understanding nuances is one thing I have to work on; but when it comes to meeting new challenges, I'm READY!!!!" Treeflower asks: "How do you feel like you did in THIS season, compared to the first one?" Spongebob answers: "There REALLY isn't a comparison! Season two Spongebob is a MUCH better player than what I did in season one! I definitely felt better prepared for what I had to go through in order to get as far as I did!" Daggett asks: "About that; are you upset that you got auto-eliminated because you FAILED to understand the directions?"

 

Spongebob answers: "No, I don't think so!" And a pie HITS Spongebob with a SPLAT!!!! Daggett says: "Okay, that WAS surprising!" Spongebob licks the pie off and says: "Coconut. Anyways, I guess maybe I AM a little upset, but I'll be all right. I still have five good friends still left in the competition. I'm happy that they still have a good and fair chance to win! I'm glad I stayed in as long as I did!" Treeflower asks: "One last question; who are you rooting for to win, now that you're out of the competition?" Spongebob answers: "Either Craig or Larry. They're both solid competitors, and Larry has really come a LONG way since the first challenge in season two!" Norbert says: "Thank you for the interview!" And Spongebob re-joins Sandy, Patrick, and Pearl! Sandy says: "Good to have you here, Spongebob!" Patrick says: "Now it feels like a party!" Pearl says: "As long as it's not like the slumber party of mine that you crashed that ONE time!" Spongebob says: "Sorry Pearl. I was just trying to be fun; I guess I got a little carried away!" Daggett says: "Next up, we have got a singing diva!" Treeflower says: "She may not be Beyonce Knowles, but she can certainly give her a run for her money!" Daggett says: "Our next contestant is the one and only, Suzie Carmichael!!!!" And clips from Suzie's performance on "Total Cartoon Action" start playing! Treeflower says: "She proved she could move with the best of them!" Daggett says: "She strategized like nobody's business!" Treeflower says: "And she KNEW how to get through a challenge!" Daggett says: "Arguably, one of the SMARTEST moves she made, was to set up an alliance between herself and Otto!" Otto says: "And I just want to say that I HIGHLY enjoyed the attention!" Angelica shouts: "I'm right HERE; I can HEAR EVERY word you're SAYING!!!!" Otto says: "Then I don't have to repeat myself!"

 

Treeflower says: "But other than her rivalry with Angelica, there wasn't much going for her story-wise." Daggett says: "Until the alien movie challenge, where everyone's lies got EXPOSED to one another!" Treeflower says: "The circumstances of Suzie's alliance with Otto wasn't exactly pleasant for Otto to hear." Otto says: "No kidding, and I'm the subject involved!" Daggett says: "However, Suzie proved to be in Otto's good graces, as Otto decided to stick with Suzie as his alliance partner of choice." Angelica says: "Which turned out to be NOT so good for you, because she DUMPED you!" Otto says: "Only as an alliance partner! Come on! If you showboated half as much as I was doing; I would've dumped you in that situation, to!" Treeflower says: "We were GOING to get to that!" Daggett says: "But Suzie proved that she could carry on pretty well without Otto." Treeflower says: "But Suzie FINALLY lost her nerve in the dark comedy movie challenge!" Daggett says: "The stress of being surrounded by prehistoric carnivores took its toll on Suzie's sanity, and the pressure got to her!" Treeflower says: "Suzie lost her compusure, and fired on a Tyranosaurus Rex WITHOUT being provoked!" Daggett says: "Although Suzie's actions were understandable, those actions made the other contestants feel unsafe around her. And thusly, she got voted off in seventh place on the show." And Suzie's clips end. Treeflower says: "And now, a star from TWO animated hit shows and THREE animated hit movies; she can sing AND she MOVES like Jagger! Please welcome, Suzie Carmichael!!!!" And Suzie walks on-stage to loud applause! Suzie says: "I'm glad to be here and not in Jurassic Place! You could not PAY me enough to go through THAT experience again!" And Suzie takes a seat next to Treeflower!

 

Daggett says: "Guess what?! I just thought of an idea to save time!" Treeflower says: "Sounds good to me." Norbert asks: "What is it?" Daggett asks: "How about Treeflower and I interview the BOTH of you at the same time?" Treeflower says: "We need to do it anyways, and this is a good way to do it." Norbert says: "I'm game!" Daggett asks: "All right, then. What was the most TRYING ordeal of the competition for you?" Suzie answers: "I think it's a tie between Angelica and the Dark Comedy Movie challenge." Norbert answers: "Definitely the Retro American Movie Challenge. I wound up in SO much pain!" Treeflower asks: "What was your PROUDEST moment during the competition?" Suzie answers: "When I showed up Angelica during the Cowboy Western Movie Challenge!" Norbert answers: "When I firmly told Marlene that I wasn't going to betray my affections for Treeflower, not for ALL the money in the world!!!!" And Treeflower plants a BIG kiss on Norbert! Treeflower says: "You don't know how HAPPY it makes me to hear you say that!" Norbert says: "You're about to be even happier! I got $770,000 as part of my severance pay for being a mole on season two!" Treeflower says: "Cool!" Norbert says: "And I already put some of the money to good use! Daggett; I bought you one of the old Network Noob trailers, for YOU to own! Now YOU have a place of your OWN!!!!" Daggett asks: "Why did you get one of the old Network Noob trailers, and why would I need a place of my own?" Norbert answers: "Well, since the competition is DOWN to five contestants, it doesn't make sense to have two trailers anymore, so I agreed to take one of the trailers off of Sniz's and Fondue's collective hands! Second, I'll explain why I want you to have a place of your own; it involves Treeflower."

 

Daggett asks: "Why does it involve Treeflower?" From inside his fur, Norbert pulls out a tiny, beautiful box, and opens it up! It's a BEATIFUL green emerald wedding ring!!!! Norbert asks: "Treeflower Harmony Fields; will you marry me?!!!" Treeflower excitedly says: "Yes, yes, YES!!!! A thousand times, YES!!!!!!!!!" And everyone cheers loudly!!!! Rhonda says: "Way to go; Norbert Foster!!!!" Skipper says: "Dibs on being the best man!" Gerald says: "I'll take care of entertainment!" Haggis says: "I'll do the catering!!!! It WON'T come from Scotland!!!!" And everyone breathes a sigh of relief! Treeflower says: "This is the BEST day of my entire life!" Norbert says: "The best day of your entire life so FAR!!!! Anyways, the nominees are in! We are DOWN to the Final Five!!!!" Daggett says: "At this point in the game, Marlene appears to be in first place, Rocko is in second place, Larry is in third place, and Craig is in fourth place." Treeflower says: "But even at this late stage in the game, a shake-up could STILL be possible!!!!" Norbert says: "We're all out of time on this Performance Review, but the three of us will ALL see you at the season finale!" Daggett says: "I'm Daggett!" Treeflower says: "I'm Treeflower!" Norbert says: "I'm handsome, and I'm Norbert!" And the Three of them all simultaneously say: "And we hope you've enjoyed the Performance Review!!!!" The lights dim and Norbert says: "Jinx; Daggett you owe me a soda!!!!" Daggett says: "Darnit!!!!" Norbert says: "I have DEFINITELY got my groove back!" / Episode Notes: Final Performance Review for Season two. The Episode title is a reference/allusion to "How Stella Got Her Groove Back." Norbert apolgizes for the way he treated Daggett. Norbert FINALLY asks for Treeflower's hand in marriage, which she happily accepts! /

 

Personal Notes: This episode is all about forgiveness, being able to forgive oneself for their own personal faults and mistakes is not an easy thing to do; even forgiving somebody else for their faults and mistakes isn't easy. Sometimes, it involves being the bigger person in a situation. Norbert had to realize that he hadn't been treating Daggett the way he deserved to be treated, with love and respect. Daggett only did what he did out of frustration and anger. Norbert had to realize that getting angry back at Daggett wasn't going to solve the problem between them; only by addressing the ACTUAL problem would, and they needed to bring it to closure. Also, I wanted to FINALLY bring an end to any potential rivalry between Treeflower and Marlene to a CONCLUSIVE end. Having Norbert ask for Treeflower's hand in marriage was the best way to do that, as the marriage between Norbert and Treeflower will make for a GOOD chunk of the story between Norbert, Daggett, and Treeflower for their performance in season three. / That's my episode idea for this time! Enough said, true believers!

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We're down to the Final Five! It's time to get serious! Seriously fun!!!! Here's my latest episode of "Total Cartoon Action!" / Sniz is in the Monitor Room and he says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Action, we did our third and final sci-fi action movie. But before we could even get to the MEAT of the challenge, Norbert shocked the remaining contestants by revealing that Fondue, had hired Norbert to be a mole! Effective right then and there, Norbert was discontinued as a mole, but he DID get a nice severance pay of $770,000 for his troubles. Next, the contestants had to deal with Master Vile's evil plot! The Tenga Warriors and Scorpina fell to the combined efforts of the contestants! It even seemed as if they had Master Vile himself BEATEN!!!! But the truth wasn't fun; they only ended up destroying Master Vile's phantom shadow, meaning the REAL Master Vile is still large and in charge. Rocko won immunity, and Norbert quit the game so he could get back with Treeflower. Now we are down to the Final Five; Craig, Dog, Larry, Marlene, and Rocko. All five of them are ALREADY winners; but how much will each of them win? These five are now playing for the top prize of $7.7 million, but who's going to win it?! Start finding out on today's episode of Total Cartoon Action!!!!" / "Sniz, Fondue, and the Chocolate Factory" Rocko is enjoying his time in the Private Victory trailer, and Marlene is there with him. Rocko says: "Well Marlene, I've got to hand it to you. Norbert is out of the game. I suppose that I CAN trust you to keep your word." Marlene says: "Norbert wasn't useful to my plans any longer anyway." Rocko says: "Still, I am amazed. The five of us actually made it!" Marlene asks: "Why would you be amazed by that?" Rocko says: "Just by LOOKING at the five of us, would you THINK we were final five material?" Marlene answers: "Maybe not Craig or Dog; but us? Absolutely!" Rocko says: "Even if someone loses this challenge, they're guaranteed a $3.3 million payoff! That's pretty sweet for fifth place!" Marlene says: "And I think it's ironic how Aang made it all possible, and he's not even HERE!"

 

Rocko asks: "Marlene, do you think you have a chance of making it to the Final Three?" Marlene answers: "I should HOPE so, I'm the only female left in the game!" Rocko asks: "What about me? Do you think I'll end up in the Final Three?" Marlene answers: "I don't know how these last few challenges are going to pan out. I can only be concerned with my own safety at this point. But as far as experience goes, you've got plenty of it to go around. Statistically speaking, you've had the MOST endurance out of ANY contestant competing in this competition!" Rocko says: "Well, my friends Heffer and Filburt always did say I was rock-steady; I'm not one who gets ruffled easily. And I don't just run away from a problem." Marlene says: "Reggie has GOT to be so proud of you!" Rocko says: "That's what I'm hoping for!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "I have DONE it! Against the odds, I have made it to the winner's circle! Now I just got to get a SWEET parking spot! I hope Rocko doesn't get TO mad that I take one of the BETTER spots! He's from season one, so he has plenty of screen-time already! But the rest of us? We have not even BEGUN to shine like the stars we are!" / Rocko says: "I am SO proud of myself! I made it to the Final Five! I have officially lasted longer on season two more than I did on season one. I can definitely call myself a contender now. No matter what happens now, I will be happy with the outcome." (End Confessional) In the former Boom Vets trailer, Dog, Larry, and Craig are relaxing and resting. Larry says: "I have to admit, getting to relax in THIS trailer is much better than the old Network Noobs trailer; the noise ambience from outside doesn't sound as bad." Craig says: "I sure hope Norbert has a good use for that trailer." Dog says: "I'm sure he does. Otherwise, Sniz and Fondue wouldn't have let him take it!" Craig says: "I'm just glad that we all made it here!" Larry says: "So am I, but why is it good for you?" Craig says: "Because statistically speaking, we're ALL already winners! Even the loser of this challenge will wind up winning $3.3 million!" Larry says: "It's definitely not chicken feed." Dog says: "Although if we WANT to get technical, it sure WOULD buy a lot of chicken feed!" Larry says: "The prize money is good in itself, but you know what's even better?" Craig asks: "What is that?"

 

Larry answers: "Bragging rights! The ability to have it etched in stone that you outlasted everyone else in competition!" Craig says: "Well, whatever happens. Let's not get carried away. None of us would've gotten here without this great friendship of ours!" Dog says: "As far as I'm concerned, the idea of this only being an alliance ended a long time ago!" Larry says: "I'm glad to have you two as friends!" Craig says: "Let's promise that no matter what happens in these last few challenges, we will ALWAYS be friends first!" The three of them all put their arms in, and they say: "Friends forever!!!!" (Confessional) Larry says: "I've really opened up, socially. I think that people no longer feel intimidated by me just because I have big muscles and a tough exo-skeleton. I think I'm proof that you can't judge a product by the way it appears on the outside, it's what's on the inside that counts. Craig has helped me open up my softer side, and it feels nice to have that around! I feel better trying to win this as a friendly guy than I would've had I remained the way I was way back early in this season!" / Craig says: "Just a few more challenges to go, and it will all be over! I mean, I thought it would be amazing enough just to make it to the team merge, but I defied EVERYBODY'S expectations! A Final Five contender! I've made it this far, so all that remains, is to see where I end up!!!!" / Dog says: "I must be doing SOMETHING right! I came into this game show with no real plan or strategy whatsoever, a lot of my survival has been good luck and good social standings, but I made it! I think Cat HAS to be impressed with how far I've made it already! I'm already guaranteed at LEAST $3.3 million! I mean, that's good in of itself, but I hope to win the big prize! Not because I need it, but because I want to show Cat how far I've come in this one season! It's all up to these last few challenges to see how I will finish in this game season." (End Confessional) Suddenly, big brass instruments start playing outside! Craig says: "That's new." Larry says: "It's different." Dog says: "It must be time for another challenge!" / The contestants all walk outside, and to their surprise, a golden ticket lands in EACH one of their hands! Rocko asks: "A Golden Ticket?" Marlene says: "I'm so excited! We're going to do THIS challenge!!!!" Rocko asks: "What challenge?!!!"

 

Sniz comes rolling out of a doorway to a factory, and jumps up in front of the contestants! Sniz says: "Welcome my friends, welcome to the final five, and WELCOME to my chocolate factory!" Craig asks: "A CHOCOLATE factory?!!!" Larry says: "A chocolate factory!" Dog sadly says: "I'm sure it will be WONDERFUL for ALL of you!!!!" Sniz says: "Don't worry, Dog. We've taken YOU into consideration as well! WANDA!!!!" Wanda poofs into view and asks: "Yes, Sniz?" Sniz says: "I wish that Dog could now SAFELY eat chocolate and not get sick from having done so!" Wanda says: "You've got it!"  And Wanda magically poofs Dog! Dog says: "That's funny, I don't LOOK any different!" Sniz says: "But on the inside, you are. Now you can eat chocolate safely and not get sick like other dogs do." Dog asks: "Can you do this for ALL canines?" Wanda says: "That's a little outside my jurisdiction. The reason WHY I can do it for you is because you're a contestant! And having the ability to be able to EAT chocolate is vital to this challenge!!!!" Dog happily wags his tail, and gives Sniz a big hug! Dog says: "This is one of the best gifts anyone has ever given me! I can now eat chocolate!" Sniz says: "And that's not the only surprise! This chocolate factory tour is for ALL five of you, and a GUEST of yours! At the beginning of this season, you were all asked to submit the name of somebody you liked. The reason you all had to do that, shall now be revealed. The person you have chosen, will be YOUR special guest, and shall get to accompany you on this tour!" Marlene says: "Awesome!!!!" Sniz says: "Rocko; welcome back Reggie Rocket!!!!" Reggie runs up and hugs Rocko! Reggie says: "I'm so glad to be back! Even if it's just for this challenge!" Rocko says: "It's good to HAVE you back, Reggie!" Sniz says: "Craig, please welcome back Girly Teengirl!!!!" Girly walks up and says: "Hi, Craig!!!!" Craig nervously says: "Hi, Girly!" (Confessional) Craig says: "I wasn't expecting this!!!! When I submitted Girly's name, she and I were still a LOVE interest! That's not the case anymore! Larry is my soul-mate now! This is SO incredibly awkward!!!!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Marlene, welcome back Skipper!!!!" Skipper ducks, rolls, and weaves next to Marlene! Skipper says: "Good to be back aboard, Marlene!"

 

Marlene says: "You make ANY challenge more fun just by being here!!!!" Sniz says: "Larry, please welcome Sandy Cheeks!" Sandy charges in and says: "I'm here to play, and I hope Larry is READY for me!" (Confessional) Larry says: "I am SO not ready for this! In my mind, at least, when I submitted Sandy's name originally, she and I were already going to have made up and be back together LONG before now! I never foresaw us breaking up for good, me falling in love with Craig, and generally forgetting about this whole ORIGINAL plan of mine! This was NOT a good idea on my part!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "And last but not least; Dog, please welcome Randolph!!!!" Randolph walks up elegantly and says: "It's great to be here! I love it!" Dog runs up and hugs Randolph lovingly!!!! Dog says: "Randolph, you came!!!! I'm so glad you did!!!!" Randolph says: "I love you! I wouldn't have missed this for the world! I even remember when you wanted to get attached to me. I'm sorry that didn't pan out. But you know what? I'd STILL like to be with you!" Dog says: "You live SUCH a great life!!!!" Randolph says: "And I want to share it with someone special! And I can think of nobody else better than you! Your the first dog who's EVER wanted to be with me, and I LOVE it!" Dog says: "Being with you would be a REAL adventure! I just want to make sure Cat's okay with it." Randolph says: "Sure! You do what you've got to do!" Dog says: "Hi-ho-diggety!!!!" (Confessional) Dog says: "Randolph? I've known him a long time. I've always had a thing for him, but I never realized that he actually loved me deeply. I guess ever since Ren publicly kissed Stimpy on-screen, Nicktoon characters who have previously been too SHY to express themselves, have decided to come out into the open. I always thought of Randolph as a cat I would want to be with if I wasn't with Cat. But I still want to make things right with Cat before I make a new life with Randolph. I'd like a closure of the old, before I start new!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "You all have your guests, and your golden tickets! These tickets are signs that you have made it to the Final Five, and you are guaranteed at least a $3.3 million! We're doing a cult classic family movie challenge today, so you will ALL be acting! So, who will show me the first golden ticket?"

 

Marlene walks up and hands over her ticket, saying: "I'm Marlene A. Otter." Sniz says: "My dear Marlene, what a pleasure. And how PRETTY you look in your LOVELY mink coat!" Marlene says: "It's completely natural and all MINE, you know!" Sniz says: "And Skipper, it's good to have you! Just step over there, please!" Rocko walks up and hands over his ticket, saying: "Rocko A. Wallaby, mate!!!!" Sniz says: "A good day down under, and you're in GREAT shape! And you have such a great girlfriend!!!!" Reggie says: "Reggie Rocket!" Sniz says: "Just over there." Craig and Girly walk up. Girly says: "I'm with the winner!" Sniz says: "Well, he's A winner, I'm not sure if he's THE winner!" Girly asks: "What kind of gum do you have here?" Sniz says: "You're a charmer!" Craig hands over his ticket and says: "That Girly is one of a kind!" Sniz says: "She sure is!" Craig says: "I'm Craig Mammalton, and I just want to say it's been a BLAST to be on this season, I've gotten SO much character development!" Sandy and Larry walk up, and Sandy says: "I'm Sandy Cheeks, reach for the sky! This town isn't big enough for the two of us!" Sniz says: "We already DID the cowboy western challenge!" Sandy says: "Sorry! I just always wanted to say that!" Larry hands over his ticket, and says: "Don't worry, I'll make things all right between us before the day is out." Sniz says: "I'm sure you will." Finally, Dog walks up and hands over his ticket. Dog says: "I'm Dog, with a D-uh!!!!" Sniz says: "Well, Dog with a D-uh, it sure is a wonderful surprise to have you here, I'm so happy to have you. Who's your guest?" Dog says: "My special guest is my great pal, Randolph!" Sniz says: "Delighted to meet you sir, overjoyed, enraptured, entranced. Are we ready? Than, in we GO!!!!" And everyone walks into the Chocolate Factory. They first come up to a door with a turn-dial lock on it. Sniz says: "99, 44, 100% PURE!!!! Just through the other door please." The contestants all run into the orange room, but they can FIND no other door! Larry says: "There must be some mistake here." Reggie says: "There IS no other door!" Marlene says: "There's no way out!" Sniz says: "Well, I'm SURE there's a door here SOME place!" Randolph says: "I DON'T like this, I want to get out!" Craig says: "Is this a trick or something, Sniz?"

 

Girly says: "Help Sniz, help! I'm getting SMUSHED! Save me!" Sniz asks: "Is it my soul that calls my name?" Marlene shouts: "Let me out or I'll SCREAM!!!!" Sandy says: "Somebody's touching me!" Rocko says: "Now, look here Sniz..." Sniz says: "Everybody, question time will come at the END of this challenge! We must press on. Come along, come along. A-ha!!!! Here we are!" And he's looking at what APPEARS to be the same glass door they entered through. Skipper says: "Don't be a darn fool, man! That's the way that we came in!" Sniz asks: "It is? Are you sure?" Larry says: "We JUST came through there!" Sniz asks: "How about that?" And he opens it up to reveal a completely NEW hallway! Sniz says: "There we are!" Larry asks: "What is this Sniz? Some kind of fun house?!" Sniz asks: "Why? Having fun?" Sandy says: "I've had ENOUGH! I'm not going in there!" Craig says: "Girly, we better try and get out of here." Sniz says: "I'm afraid you can't get out backwards. Going forward is the only way out. We better press on." As they walk forward, the hallway APPEARS to get smaller as Sniz gets LARGER! Dog says: "I think the room is getting smaller!" Sandy says: "No it's not! Sniz is getting LARGER!" Larry says: "He's at it, again!" Rocko asks: "Where's the chocolate?" Randolph says: "I doubt if there IS any." Larry says: "I doubt that any of us will get out of here alive." Sniz says: "You should never, EVER doubt what no one is sure about!" Girly says: "I can't get squeezed through a tiny door!" Larry says: "Your bonkers, Sniz! No one could fit through there!" Sniz says: "Everyone, you're about to enter the nerve system, to this entire chocolate factory. Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities, and some of my realities become REAL dreams! And nearly everything you see is edible, except for other people! We do not participate in the practice of cannibalism. Remember, cannibals are NOT cool!" And the words, "What you PROBABLY already know" appear on-screen! Larry says: "Apparently, THAT gag is STILL a thing!" Sniz says: "Ladies and gentleman, human and animals, the CHOCOLATE room!!!!" And Sniz opens the door to reveal everyone back at their normal size, and a wonderful display of rare and exotic treats around them. The sight is so impressive, they all need to take a few moments just to absorb it all in. /

 

(Commercial Break) I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now!

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It's time for the second and final part of my latest "Total Cartoon Action" episode, "Sniz, Fondue, and the Chocolate Factory." / After the commercials end, Craig asks: "What is this wonderful place?" Sniz answers: "A place of wonder and enchantment, where dreams can and often DO come true!" Reggie asks: "How is this even possible?" Rocko asks: "More importantly, who MAKES this all possible?" Sniz answers: "Who? I'll tell you who...in SONG!!!!" / An entertaining musical sequence begins, with Sniz singing a groovy version of the Sammy Davis Jr. 1971 hit song, "Candyman." Sniz sings: "Who can take a sunrise? (Who can take a sunrise?) Sprinkle it with dew, (sprinkle it with dew), cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two. The Candy Man, (the Candy Man). Oh, the Candy Man can; (the Candy Man can). The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good. (Makes the world taste good). Who can take a rainbow? (Who can take a rainbow?) Wrap it in a sigh, (wrap it in a sigh), soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie. The Candy Man, (the Candy Man). The Candy Man can; (the Candy Man can). The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good. (Makes the world taste good). The Candy Man makes everything he bakes satisfying and delicious. Now you talk about your childhood wishes, you can even eat the dishes. (Instumental solo) Oh, who can take tomorrow? (Who can take tomorrow?) Dip it in a dream, (dip it in a dream), separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream. The Candy Man, (the Candy Man). Oh, the Candy Man can; (the Candy Man can). The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good. (Makes the world taste good). And the world tastes good 'cause the Candy Man thinks it should!!!!" /

 

When the song ends, Marlene gives Sniz a standing ovation! Marlene says: "Wonderful! You could give Sammy Davis Jr. a run for his money, if he were still alive, of course!" Sniz says: "It's just one of my many talents." Reggie asks: "What's the deal with this river?" And everyone walks to what looks like a brown river. Larry says: "Industrial waste, I should think. This isn't GOOD for the planet, it COULD pollute Bikini Bottom!" Sniz says: "It's chocolate!" Craig asks: "That's CHOCOLATE?!" Dog happily says: "That's chocolate!" Marlene says: "A river made ENTIRELY out of chocolate!" Sniz says: "10,000 gallons an hour, to be precise. And look at the waterfall, that's the most important part! It's mixing the chocolate, actually CHURNING the chocolate! No other chocolate factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall, but it's the ONLY way if you want it to be as perfect as humanly possible!" Dog says: "Who's working there across the river?!" Marlene asks: "Are they all dwarves?!" Sniz says: "Technically speaking, they DO all have dwarfism." Reggie says: "I've never SEEN anybody with an orange face before, except for Kim and Chloe Kardashian!" Larry says: "They look sort of funny, don't they?" Sandy asks: "What are they doing over there?" Sniz answers: "It must be cream and sugaring time." Craig says: "But they can't be REAL people!" Sniz says: "Of course they are real people." Larry says: "Stuffing nonsense!" Sniz says: "No, Oompa-Loompas." Everyone else says: "Oompa-Loompas?!"

 

(Confessional) Marlene says: "Just when I think I've heard of everything, Sniz throws something NEW at us! Of course, I've actually SEEN the REAL movie this challenge is based on, and I know what role Sniz wants me to play. No problem, I can play the role he's given to me. But I have a plan to keep myself safe." (End Confessional) Marlene whispers to Dog and says: "Dog, I'll make a deal with you, I promise to help you win this challenge, avoid any temptations, and I'll throw the challenge for you, IF you help me vote off Craig tonight!" Dog whispers: "Do you really think you can?" Marlene whispers: "Of course! I'll get Rocko to help us!" Dog whispers: "It's a deal!" Sniz says: "They come from Loompa-Land." Reggie says: "Loompa-Land?! There's no such place!" Sniz says: "Exscuse me, Reggie..." Reggie interrupts: "Sniz, I SHOULD know! I get straight A's in Geography." Sniz says: "Than you know all about it! And MAN!!!! It's not a GOOD place to live! It makes the Middle East of Asia seem like spring break! There's nothing but desolate deserts and fierce BEASTS over there! And because of the Oompa-Loompa's being height-challenged, they'd get gobbled up, right and left. A Wangdoodler would eat TEN of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. So when I met them, I made them a good offer. They could come and work with me in peace and safety. I'd give them good wages, provide a good education, give them a good life, and someday, if they want to, they could find other places to live and work to. As long as they live away from the Wangdoodlers and Hornswagglers and Snozwanglers and Rotten Vermicious Knids!"

 

Larry asks: "Snozwanglers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is this?" Sniz answers: "I'm sorry, but all questions MUST be submitted in writing! And after going through legal customs, the entire population of Oompa-Loompa's was transported to my factory here!" Marlene says: "Skipper, I want YOU to hire an Oompa-Loompa for us! I want you to hire one right away!" Skipper says: "All right, Marlene, whatever your heart desires! You'll get one before the day is out!" Marlene says: "But I want to have my Oompa-Loompa now!" Sandy asks: "Must you be SO annoying?!" Marlene says: "It's CALLED acting! I'm playing MY role to perfection, I don't understand why you are NOT doing the same, since you're OBVIOUSLY an allegory for a character who's into westerns!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "When it comes to movies based on books by Roald Dahl, subtlety is often thrown OUT of the window! Certain characters meet certain ends. Luckily, nobody dies in the book or movie this challenge is based off of. The worst that happens is that certain characters just get put through the wringer. And by that, I mean they get humiliated. I know the type of humiliation I will HAVE to endure for MY role; but it's not so bad compared to the other characters. Nothing a good wash can't fix. Besides, I find it FUN to actually play against my type! I LOVE a good challenge!" (End Confessional) Dog says: "Randolph, look at Girly!!!!" And Girly is drinking out of the chocolate river. Randolph says: "Don't worry, she can't drink it all." Craig says: "Girly, you'll spoil your figure. Save room for later!" Sniz worringly says: "Girly, please!!!! Don't do that! Uncovered hands must NEVER touch my chocolate! Please!!!! Don't DO this! You're contaminating this entire river!!!! Girly, you're leaning TOO far!!!!" And Girly FALLS into the river with a SPLASH!!!!

 

Sniz screams: "My CHOCOLATE!!!! My beautiful chocolate!!!!" Craig shouts: "Don't just STAND there; DO something!!!!" Sniz haltingly says: "Help, police! MURDER!!!!" Randolph says: "We've got something!" Dog holds a giant lollipop out to Girly and says: "Quick, Girly, grab THIS!!!!" Girly tries to grab it, but her hands slip OFF the slippery lollipop and she gets sucked underwater. Reggie asks: "What's happening to her?" Larry says: "She might be drowning." Craig shouts: "Dive in, SAVE her!" Sniz says: "I'm afraid it's no good." Craig asks: "No GOOD?!" Sniz says: "She's already caught, the suction's got her." Craig shouts: "Girly, come back! Where is she?!" Sniz says: "Watch the pipe." Marlene asks: "How long is she going to stay down, Skipper?" Craig says: "She CAN'T swim!" Sniz says: "There's no better time to learn." Sandy says: "There she is! Her purse is going up the pipe!" Rocko says: "Call a plumber!" Larry sees that Girly isn't moving up the pipe anymore, and the chocolate is stuck behind her. Larry says: "She's stuck in the pipe now! You can't PUT a square body inside a ROUND tube!" Muffled, Girly shouts: "Help! Help!" Marlene says: "She's blocking all the chocolate!" Reggie asks: "What happens now?" Sniz says: "The pressure will get her out, she's building up LOTS of pressure behind the blockage." Larry asks: "How long will it take her to push through?!" Sniz says: "The suspense is TERRIBLE!!!! I hope it will LAST!!!!" Craig says: "This is awful!" Dog says: "She will never get out!" Randolph says: "Oh, yes she will! Remember how you once asked me what kind of force it TAKES to move a pinball out of it's starting spot?!!!" (POP!!!!)

 

And Girly shoots STRAIGHT up like a torpedo! Craig says: "Poor GIRLY!!!! She'll be turned into marshmallows in five minutes!" Sniz says: "Impossible, my dear man! Absured, unthinkable!" Craig asks: "Why?!" Sniz shouts: "Because that pipe doesn't GO to the marshmallow room, it goes to the FUDGE room!" Craig says: "What a TERRIBLE twist!!!!" Sniz plays a piccolo, and it summons an Oompa-Loompa. Sniz says: "You take Craig STRAIGHT to the fudge room, find the power switch, and shut it off! But you need to do it fast, or poor Girly could find herself in the boiler!" Craig says: "She can't be boiled up! I couldn't bear it!" Sniz says: "No need to sweat. Across the desert, lies the promised land. Good-bye, Craig Mammalton. Adieu, auf weidersin, geseundheit, farewell." And the Oompa-Loompa's start singing. They sing: "Oompa-loompa, doopity-do, I've got a perfect puzzle for you. Oompa-loompa, doopity-dee, if you are wise, you'll listen to me. What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats? What are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come of that? I don't like the look of it! Oompa-looma, doopity, da! If you're not greedy, you will go far! You will live in happiness, to. Like the Oompa-Loompa, doopity do! Doopity do!" / Larry asks: "Exscuse me, what kind of place is this again?!" Sniz says: "Madame's et Monseuir's, un petite voyage, per boateau." Randolph asks: "What is he talking about?" Marlene answers: "It's French. The New York zoo gets French tourists all the time, so I've picked up on the language. He says that, ladies and gentleman, take one little voyage on a boat." Sniz says: "Voulez-vous entrer le Snizatania?" And a very pretty boat that kind of looks like a giant hollowed out sweet appears. Randolph says: "It almost looks good enough to eat!"

 

Larry says: "Nice little paddle-boat you've got here." Sniz says: "All I ask is a tall ship, and a star to sail her by. All aboard everybody!" Larry asks: "Are you sure this thing will float?" Sniz says: "With your buoyancy, I'd rest easy." Marlene says: "She is tres jolie, but is she sea-worthy?" Sniz says: "Nothing to worry about, I take good care of my guests." Rocko sarcastically says: "You certainly took good care of Girly!" Sandy says: "That's for sure!" Sniz says: "You're going to love this, just love it!" And the paddleboat starts paddling down the chocolate river. Rocko says: "I think I'm going to be SEA sick!" Sniz hands him a candy and says: "Try one of these." Rocko asks: "What are they?" Sniz answers: "Rainbow drops. You can suck them, and then you can spit out a variety of seven different colors." Sandy 'discreetly' picks her nose and says: "Spitting's a DIRTY habit!" Sniz says: "I know a WORSE one!" Suddenly, they see a dark tunnel approaching. Larry asks: "Hang on! Where are we going?" Skipper says: "I don't know, but I don't like the look of that tunnel up there. Hey SNIZ! I want OFF!!!!" Sniz sings: "Round the world and home again, that's the sailor's way!" Marlene says: "I don't like this ride, Skipper!" Larry says: "This isn't FUNNY, Sniz!" Sandy says: "We're going to sink, I know it!" Marlene asks: "Why doesn't he stop the boat?!" Skipper says: "Just hold onto me. Close your eyes and hang on tight!" Sandy asks: "What is this? A FREAK-OUT?!!!" Skipper says: "This isn't FUNNY, Sniz!" Larry says: "You can't possibly see where you're GOING, Sniz!" Sniz says: "You're right, I can't." Sandy says: "This sure would make for an interesting T.V. series." Dog says: "This IS kind of strange." Randolph says: "Strange, maybe, but it sure is FUN, Dog!" Sandy says: "This is terrific!"

 

And suddenly, Larry sees an image of a LIVE lobster getting boiled! Larry shouts: "How much to get off the BOAT, Sniz?!!!" Rocko sees a worm crawling across a woman's lip and he says: "I think I'm going to be SICK!!!!" Larry says: "I can TAKE a joke, but this has gone on TOO far!" Skipper says: "Tell the Oompa-Loompas to turn us AROUND, Sniz!!!!" Rocko sees a live owl hungrily grab a skunk, and Rocko yells: "AHHH!!!! Now I AM going to be SICK!!!!" Marlene says: "Help me Skipper!!!!" And Dog BRIEFLY sees Master Vile!" Dog asks: "Master VILE?!!!" Randolph says: "It couldn't be!" Marlene says: "Make him STOP, Skipper!" Skipper says: "Sniz, this has gone FAR enough!" Sniz says: "Quite right, sir. Stop the BOAT!!!!" The boat immediately stops, and the lights come on. They're out a docking place, and Sniz says: "We're there." Reggie asks: "Where?" Sniz answers: "HERE! A small step for human-kind, but a GIANT step for us! All ashore!" Rocko says: "Let me OFF this crate!" Sandy asks: "Why don't they show stuff like this on TV?" Larry answers: "I don't know." Marlene says: "Skipper, do not EVER get me a BOAT like THIS!!!!" Sniz says: "The room you're all about to enter, nobody except for the Oompa-Loompas and myself have ever been allowed to see what's inside here. This is where all of my most secret inventions are cooking and simmering in here. You have NO idea what some rival chocolate factories would pay to see what goes on in here. So no touching, no tasting, no telling what you'll see!" So the contestants enter the Invention Room, only to see a random display of hodge-podge materials, and a lot of steam.

 

Randolph says: "The Invention Room looks more like a sauna, than an actual Invention Room." Dog says: "Even if a rival chocolate company COULD get someone in here, they couldn't FIND anything." Skipper asks: "Do you have a garbage strike going around here?" Sandy asks: "Who does the cleaning up?" Larry says: "Does the health inspector, say, Health Inspector Yellowtail ever come around here?" Sniz says: "Invention is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple." Marlene says: "That's a 105%!" Sniz says: "Time is a precious thing, never waste it." Larry says: "You sure have got gourmet cooking going around here." And Larry tries to pull up the cover off of a machine, but an alarm sounds! Sniz says: "No, don't! You must forgive me, but no one can look under there. It's the most SECRET machine in the entire factory! It will really SIZZLE the competition!" Dog asks: "What does it do?" Sniz asks: "Would you like to see?" Dog answers: "Yes!" Sniz pushes a button, and a bunch of weird sounds are made, and the machine spits out a bunch of multi-colored, star-shaped candies. Dog asks: "So what are these?" Sniz says: "Don't you know? These are everlasting gobstobbers?" Sandy asks a question, and Sniz silently mock-copies her, when she says: "Did you say, everlasting gobstoppers?" Sniz answers: "Yes, for people who are not well off, and need a little nourishment to help them out. What's great about these things, is you could potentially suck them forever." Marlene asks: "Could I have an everlasting gobstopper?" Reggie says: "Me to!" Sandy says: "And me!"

 

Sniz says: "These are FANTASTIC things! They'll revolutionize the whole food industry! You can suck them forever, and they will NEVER get any smaller! I've got an Oompa-Loompa who's been testing one for four months, and it hasn't shrunk a single molecule! Who wants one?! But just to let you know, I need your complete trust on this. You need to promise to keep these candies only to yourself, and never show anybody else besides the people in this room, that you have one? Can we all agree on that?" (Confessional) Marlene says: "I know my character is SUPPOSED to cross her fingers, but that's inviting TOO much disaster and bad karma on my part! I feel much better playing it safe, than taking an unneccessary risk! I prefer to be a lady of my word!" (End Confessional) Dog says: "We're all agreed!" Sniz says: "Than here's a piece of candy for each of you! Now if you'll follow me, I have something rather special to show you." Skipper says: "It's certainly special! I just hope that Marlene doesn't WANT one!" Sandy says: "What a contraption!" Sniz says: "Isn't it scrumptious? It's my REVOLUTIONARY, non-pollutionary, mechanical wonder! Button, button, who's got the button?" Dog says: "It's over here!" And Sniz presses it, and a wide range of sounds are heard, as the machine begins to cook up a lot of food, and it begins to prepare it with great fervor. Sniz says: "What you are witnessing it the most enormous miracle of the machine age. The creation of a confectionary GIANT!" Finally, a small piece of gum comes out of the machine, and Sniz turns it off! Sniz says: "Voila!" Sandy asks: "That's IT?!!!" Sniz asks: "What do you mean?! Don't you know what this is?" Reggie answers: "By gum, it's gum!!!!" Sniz says: "Right you are! But it's not just any ORDINARY gum! It is the greatest single, most fabulous gum in the entire world!"

 

Reggie asks: "What's so fab about it?" Sniz says: "This piece of gum is a THREE course dinner, all by itself. All you have to do is eat it, and you'll have consumed the equivalent of a three course dinner. This particular one is roast beef. Unfortunately, I haven't got it quite right yet." Reggie grabs it and says: "I don't care!!!!" Sniz says: "WAIT!!!! I wouldn't DO that! I really wouldn't!" Reggie says: "I came here to get a great treat! Some gum would be really nice for me!" Rocko says: "Reggie, come on! Don't do something you're going to regret!" Reggie says: "I THINK I know what I'm doing!" And Reggie starts chewing on the gum. Skipper asks: "What does it taste like?" Reggie answers: "It's MADNESS! It's tomato soup! It's hot and creamy! I can actually FEEL it running down my throat! It's delicious!" Sniz says: "Stop! Don't!" Dog asks: "Randolph, why won't Reggie listen to Sniz?" Randolph answers: "In my honest opinion, she's a NIT-TWIT!!!!" Reggie says: "That sure was great soup! The second course is coming up! Roast beef AND a baked potato!" Skipper asks: "With sour cream?! What's for dessert?!" Reggie says: "Dessert, here it COMES!!!!" And unbeknownst to Reggie, her face starts turning a shade of blue! Reggie says: "Blueberry pie AND cream, it's the most MARVELOUS blueberry pie I've ever tasted!" Rocko says: "Holy Toledo! What's happening to your face?!" Reggie says: "Cool it, Rocko! Let me finish!" Rocko says: "But Reggie, you're face is turning blue!" Than Reggie's face begins turning purple, an even DARKER shade than her shirt! Rocko says: "Reggie! Your face is more VIOLET than your VIOLET shirt, and THAT is VIOLET!!!!" Reggie asks: "What are you TALKING about?!" In a sing-song voice, Sniz says: "I TOLD you I haven't got it quite right yet!" Rocko says: "You can say THAT again! Look what's its doing to Reggie!"

 

Sniz says: "For some reason, it just goes all WRONG when we get to the dessert. It ALWAYS does!" Rocko notices Reggie starting to swell, but her spandex clothes manage to stretch and stay on her, even as she puffs up into a big sphere! Rocko asks: "Reggie! What are you doing now?!" Sandy answers: "She's blowing UP!!!!" Reggie says: "I feel WEIRD funny!" Randolph says: "I'm not surprised!" Marlene asks: "What's happening?" Rocko says: "She's blowing up like a balloon!" Sniz says: "More like a giant blueberry!" Skipper says: "Someone stick her with a pin!" Dog says: "Save her!" Sniz says: "Fourty-two sick mice, the kind with terminal illness and nothing to live for anyways, I've tried this gum on. Each one of them ended up as a bloated blueberry!" Rocko says: "You've made a real mess of things, Sniz! You better fix this!" Sniz says: "I will! Test fourty-four is BOUND to be the one that works!" Reggie shouts: "Help! Help!" Sniz plays the piccolo, summoning four Oompa-Loompas. Rocko says: "We got to get the air out of her, QUICK!!!!" Sniz says: "There's no air in there, it's all juice!" Rocko asks: "JUICE?!!!" Sniz says: "You'll need to ROLL the young lady down to the juicing room at once! And get the juice out of her! Once she's squeezed, we can focus on returning her face back to normal." Rocko asks: "Can you do it?" Sniz says: "It's a fairly simple operation." And once again, the Oompa-Loompas start singing.

 

The Oompa-Loompas sing: "Oompa-Loompa, doopity-do, I've got another puzzle for you. Oompa-Loompa, doopity-dee, if you are wise, you will listen to me. Gum chewing is fine when it's once in a while. It stops you from smoking, and brightens your smile. But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong, chewing and chewing all day long! The way that a cow does! Oompa-Loompa, doopity-da! Given good manners, you will go far! You will live in happiness to, like the Oompa-Loompa, doopity-do!!!!" Rocko says: "You better hope Reggie turns out all right from this! Because if she doesn't, I don't know if I can be held responsible for my own actions!" An Oompa-Looma grabs Rocko's hand, and escorts him towards the Juicing Room. Rocko cries and says: "I have a BLUEBERRY for a girlfriend!" Sniz asks: "Where is fancy bred? In the heart, or in the head? Shall we roll on? Well, well; two NAUGHTY, nasty contestants gone, three good, sweet contestants left. But we've got a long way to go, yet." Marlene says: "Dog, whatever you do, you must NOT stay behind in the Fizzy Lifting Drink room! That room is specifically desinged to TEST you!" Dog asks: "Why me?" Marlene says: "This factory is testing ALL of us! It wants to see how PURE we are! If you want a chance of winning the $7.7 million, stay out of the Fizzy Lifting Drink room!" Dog says: "Thank you for the advice!" (Confessional) Dog says: "Wow! Marlene really looked out for me just then! What a girl!" / Marlene says: "I'm merely keeping MY end of the bargain. I've helped Dog out, now all I need to do is throw the challenge, and Dog will be indebted to me!" (End Confessional)

 

Sniz says: "There's a very SPECIAL room right here! Welcome to the Fizzy Lifting Drink room! There are bubbles, bubbles everywhere, but not a drop to drink, yet! You see, the Fizzy Lifting drinks fill you with gas, and this gas is SO terrificly lifting, that it lifts you right off the ground, like a balloon! Now, would anyone like to go inside?!" Dog raises his hand and says: "Actually, I think Randolph and I might be allergic to whatever type of gas it is that you fill the drinks with. If we go in, it could aggravate our condition, and we don't WANT to get anyone sick!" Sniz says: "And I certainly wouldn't want ANYONE to get sick! No worries, we can SKIP the Fizzy Lifting Drink Room! You're going to be more wild about this next one, anyways." Dog asks: "Marlene, what do you think would've happened if we had gone in there?" Marlene answers: "You would've been TEMPTED to drink it, thinking that it wouldn't affect you, but it proves to be to powerful. It would've lifted you up to dangerous heights, like a fan at the top of the ceiling. The only way to get down would be with a burp, but Sniz would know that you STOLE from him, and that's against the rules!" Dog asks: "You know ALL the rules of this game?!" Marlene says: "Of course I do! Only a brain-dead IDIOT would SIGN something BEFORE reading ALL of it! Right?!" Dog nervously chuckles: "Right! Of course!" (Confessional) Dog asks: "What have I gotten myself into?! There was NEVER any indication that there would be traps and tricks designed to SPECIFICALLY catch us off-guard! Is there anything else that I'm NOT aware of that I SHOULD be aware of?!" / Marlene says: "As I've said before, my momma didn't raise a fool. I keep my head in the game, and my eyes on the prize. Nobody is going to catch ME off guard!" (End Confessional)

 

The contestants all walk into a room filled with giant geese!!!! Sniz says: "These are my prized poultry! Now I know what you're thinking; they can't POSSIBLY be doing what they're doing. But they are, they HAVE to! I haven't met an Oompa-Loompa yet, who COULD do it! These are the geese that lay the golden eggs. As you can see, they are LARGER than ordinary geese! As a matter of fact, they are quadruple-sized geese who can produce octuple-sized eggs. They're laying overtime right now, for Easter." Sandy says: "But Easter is eight MONTHS away!!!!" Sniz covers her mouth and whispers: "Don't let THEM know that, I want to get a jump on next year." Larry asks: "What happens if they DROP one of those eggs?" Sniz answers: "It would be an omelette fit for a king, sir." Marlene asks: "Are they chocolate eggs?" Sniz answers: "GOLDEN chocolate eggs, and a great delicacy! But you mustn't get too close. The geese can get very tempermental, which is why we built the Egg-dicator." Skipper asks: "The Egg-di WHAT?!!!" Sniz says: "The Egg-dicator. The Egg-dicator can detect the difference between a GOOD egg, and a BAD egg! If it's a good egg, it's shined up and shipped out across the world! But if it's a bad egg, it goes DOWN the chute!" Randolph says: "That's what you call an educated Egg-dicator!" Larry says: "If you ask me, it's a LOT of non-sense!" Sniz sings: "A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest man!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "That particular part is MY cue! Now it's time for me to show off my acting chops! Helena Bonham Carter, eat your heart out!" (End Confessional) Marlene whispers to Dog, and she says: "Okay, Dog. I'm going to throw the challenge now." Dog asks: "But what about me?" Marlene says: "Don't worry, you're safe. Your test ALREADY passed!" Dog says: "Okay!"
 

Marlene says: "Skipper, I want a golden goose!" Randolph says: "Not THIS again!" Skipper says: "Don't worry, Marlene. You'll get a golden goose as soon as you get home." Marlene says: "But I want a pre-TRAINED Golden Goose. One who already KNOWS how to lay the golden eggs!" Skipper says: "Very well then! Sniz, how much do you want for a Golden Goose?" Sniz says: "They're not for sale." Skipper says: "Name a price! I'm very resourceful!" Sniz says: "You can't have one!" Marlene says: "Very well then! I don't NEED a live Golden Goose! I'll just wait for one to HATCH out of these eggs!" Marlene gets up close to the apparatus, and she says: "Come to pretty!" Larry says: "Marlene! That doesn't look very..." (KONK!!!!) Marlene gets hit on the head as the machine has an egg land on it, and Marlene falls DOWN into the chute, as the Egg-dicator detects a BAD egg! Ironically, the egg itself is detected as a GOOD egg! Sniz says: "Talk about your bad eggs." Skipper asks: "Where has she gone?" Sniz answers: "Where all the OTHER bad eggs go; down the garbage chute." Skipper nervously chuckles: "The garbage chute?!!! Where does it lead to?!" Sniz answers: "To the furnace?!" Skipper gasps and shouts: "The FURNACE?!!! She will get sizzled like a sausage!" Sniz says: "Not necessarily! She COULD be stuck just inside the tube!" Skipper worringly says: "Inside the tube?! Hold ON!!!! Marlene, sweet-heart! Your Skipper is COMING!!!!" And Skipper dives in the garbage chute after Marlene, as the Egg-dicator detects ANOTHER bad egg! Sniz says: "There's going to be a LOT of garbage today!" Randolph says: "At least Skipper finally got something HE wanted!" Dog asks: "What's that?" Randolph answers: "Marlene went first." Dog asks: "Marlene and Skipper aren't going to be burned in the furnace, are they?"

 

Sniz says: "Fortunately, that PARTICULAR furnace has been broken for over a week, so there will be about a WEEK'S worth of garbage to break their fall. So, that's not too terrible a fate, I should think." And the others nod their head in agreement, as the Oompa-Loompas sing again. The Oompa-Loompas sing: "Oompa-Loomp, doopity-do. I've got another puzzle for you. Oompa-Loompa, doopity-dee, if you are wise, you will listen to me. Who do you blame when your kid is a brat? Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese Cat? Blaming the kid is a lie and a shame. You know exactly who is to blame, the Mother and the Father! Oompa-Loompa, doopity-da, if you're not spoiled, then you will go far. You will live in happiness, to! Like the Oompa-Loompa, doopity-do!" / When the song ends, Sniz says: "I don't understand it, the contestants are disappearing like rabbits! At least we still have each other. Shall we press on?" Larry asks: "Can we sit down for a minute? The pace is getting to me." Sniz says: "Absolutely! Transportation has already been arranged!" And the contestants walk upon a unique vehicle, being filled with a lot of soda-looking products. Sniz says: "Behold the SNIZMOBILE! A thing of beauty is a joy forever! Places please, the dance is about to begin! Better grab a seat, they're going fast!" Randolph asks: "Just out of curiosity, what are they filling this car up with?" Sniz answers: "A combination. Ginger Ale, Ginger Pop, Ginger Cider, Bubbles, Bubble-Aid, Bubble-Cola, Double-Cola, Double-Bubble Burp-a-Cola and a bunch of crazy carbonated stuff that tickles your nose. Few people realize what tremendous power can be had in that!" Randolph says: "I'm sorry I asked." Sandy asks Larry: "Do you think Mr. Krabs will pay us handsomely to know about this?" Larry answers: "Just keep your eyes open and your mouth shut."

 

Sniz says: "Now hold on tight! I'm really going to open her up this time, and see what she can do!" As the car moves forward, a strange foam begins to get produced by the vehicle. Sniz says: "Swift as an eagle! Strong as a lion! Tough as an ox!" Sandy says: "The foam is getting in my eyes!" Larry says: "It's sticking to my claws! I'm soaked! It's not coming off!" Sandy says: "It's sticking in my shoes!" Randolph says: "My hair! My suits! My face! I'm sending you a CLEANING bill, Sniz!!!!" Then suddenly, they get whirred THROUGH a scrubbing machine, and they are all suddenly dry!!!! Sandy says: "A dry clean!!!!" Dog asks: "What was THAT? What did we just go through?" Sniz answers: "Hsawznis." Larry asks: "Is that Japanese?" Sniz says: "No, its Sniz Wash, spelled backwards! That's it, lady, and gentlemen, the journey's over!" Randolph says: "Finest bath I've had in 16 years!" Dog says: "Let's do it again, Sniz!" Sandy asks: "Couldn't we have walked?!" Sniz asks: "If we were MEANT to walk, than humans never would've invented the wheel, OR roller-skates!" And Sniz hands them a green suit with special visors to wear. Sniz says: "You must put these on. It's for your own protection!" And they enter the room, where a large, digital camera can be seen. Sniz says: "Sniz-evision! My very latest, and greatest invention!" Sandy says: "It's television!" Sniz says: "No, it's Sniz-evision! I suppose you all know how regular television works, you photograph..." Sandy interrupts: "Sure, I do! You photograph something, than the photograph gets split up into a million or so pieces, than the pieces go whizzing through the air, down to your TV set where they all get put together again, in the right order!" Sniz says: "It would be a lot more helpful to us, if you would open your mouth a little WIDER when you speak!"

 

(Confessional) Larry says: "Sandy sure is smart, but now I see that a relationship between the two of us would NOT have worked out! The girl doesn't know when to keep her information to herself!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Anyways, I said to myself, if people can do it with a photograph, why can't we do the same thing with a bar of chocolate?" And four Oompa-Loompas carry a giant, human sized chocolate bar over to a podium, and set the chocolate bar on it. Sniz says: "I shall now send this chocolate bar from one end of the room, to the other. Unfortunately, it HAS to be giant-sized still! While this machine TECHNICALLY works, so far, any product we PUT through the Sniz-evision always winds up SMALLER on the other end! Goggles on, please!" And everyone stands a safe distance back, as Sniz holds a button. Sniz shouts: "Lights, camera, ACTION!!!!" (FLASH!!!!) Sniz says: "You may remove your goggles." Everyone sees the chocolate bar has disappeared. Dog asks: "Where's the chocolate?" Sniz says: "It technically hasn't gone anywhere, it's just broken up into particles too small to see. Flying over our heads in a million pieces. Now watch this screen! This is a SPECIAL monitor!" The monitor makes strange beeping noises as Sniz goes through the channels. Sniz says: "Here it comes, and THERE it is! Right on the Nickelodeon channel!" Larry says: "What wonders never cease!" Sniz says: "Take it." Sandy asks: "How can you take it? It's only a picture!" Sniz says: "Dog, how about you demonstrate?" Dog reaches in, and actually manages to GRAB the chocolate out of the screen! Dog says: "It's REAL!!!!" Sniz says: "Go ahead and try it! It's still delicious, it just got smaller, that's all." Dog bites into it and says: "First and BEST chocolate I've ever tasted!"

 

Larry says: "It's unbelieveable!" Randolph says: "It's a miracle!" Sandy says: "It's like a T.V. dinner!" Sniz says: "That's Sniz-evision!" Larry says: "It could change the world!" Sandy asks: "Sniz, can you send other things? Not just chocolate, I mean." Sniz says: "Anything you want." Sandy asks: "What about Nicktoons?" Sniz says: "A Nicktoon? I don't really know. I SUPPOSE I could. Yes, I'm SURE I could, I'm PRETTY sure I could, but it might have some messy results!" But Sandy pays no mind as she runs toward the camera! Sandy says: "Look at ME!!!! I'm going to be the FIRST Nicktoon to be sent by SNIZ-evision!" Larry shouts: "SANDY!!!! Get AWAY from that thing!" Sniz says: "Sandy, please STOP!!!!" Sandy says: "Lights, camera, ACTION!!!!" And everyone quickly covers their eyes! Larry shouts: "Sandy! Where are you?!" Randolph answers: "She's in the air, in a million pieces!" Larry shouts: "Sandy! Are you there?!" Sniz says: "It's no good shouting here. We'll watch the screen!" And the monitor makes strange beeping noises as Sniz searches for Sandy. Larry shouts: "Sandy!!!! Why is she taking so long?" Dog answers: "Well a million pieces take a long time to be PUT together!" Larry asks: "Well, where are they?!" Sniz says: "There's definitely SOMETHING coming through." Larry asks: "Is it Sandy?" Sniz says: "It's hard to tell, but I..." Larry sees the miniaturized Sandy and screams: "OHHHH!!!! OH-H-H-H!!!!!" Randolph says: "That little Squirrel got even smaller in a minute!" Sandy says: "Look at me, everybody! I'm the first Nicktoon in the world to be sent through Sniz-evision! What a wild trip that was! It's the most exhilirating thing that's ever happened to me. Am I coming in clear? Larry, I SAID, am I coming in clear?" Sniz says: "Perfect! She's completely unharmed!" Larry asks: "You call THAT unharmed?!!!"

 

Sandy gets out of the TV and she says: "That was something. Could I do it again?" Larry says: "No! There'd be NOTHING left!" Sandy says: "Don't worry, Larry. I feel fine! I'm famous! I'm an interstellar TV star! Wait till everyone in Bikini Bottom hears about this!" Larry grabs out his wallet and says: "NOBODY'S going to hear about this!!!!" Larry pinches Sandy, and she asks: "Where are YOU putting me?! Don't put me in the WALLET..." Sandy's voice disappears and Larry says: "Be quiet. Well?" Sniz says: "One good thing about little girls, is they are extremely stringy and elastic. All we have to do is put her in a taffy pulling machine, that should to the trick." Sniz hands over Larry's wallet to an Oompa-Loompa, and Sniz says: "To the taffy pulling room. You'll find Sandy in Larry's wallet, but be extremely careful. And don't worry, I won't hold you responsible if you can't get Sandy back to her normal height. And Larry, I think it's time we said good-bye." Larry says: "I guess..." Sniz says: "Actually, don't speak! After all, some moments in life HAVE no words! Good-bye, and good luck!!!!" As Larry walks away with the Oompa-Loompa, Sniz says: "Adieu, adieu, parting is such SWEET sorrow!" And the Oompa-Loompas sing one last time. The Oompa-Loompas sing: "Oompa-Loompa, doopity-do, I've got another puzzle for you. Oompa-Loompa, doopity-dee, if you are wise, you will listen to me. What do you get from a glut of non-Nick T.V.? A pain in the neck and an I.Q. of three! May we suggest instead reading a book! Or you could still not bare to look! You'll get no, you'll get no, you'll get no, you'll get no, you'll get no commercials! Oompa-Loompa, doopity-da, if you like reading, you will go far. You will live in happiness to. Like the Oompa, Oompa-Loompa, doopity-do!" /

 

Sniz asks: "Well then, who's left?" Randolph says: "Just me, and Dog, Sniz. We're all there is." Sniz asks: "Do you know what this MEANS Dog? You've both WON! You've both won! I had a FEELING you would! I just felt it! Fondue!!!! Come here!" Fondue walks in, and Sniz says: "Fondue, say hi to the winner of today's challenge!" Dog asks: "Fondue works with you?" Sniz says: "The episode is CALLED Sniz, Fondue, and the Chocolate Factory, we HAD to fit Fondue in here somehow!" Fondue says: "And it was a good exscuse to get our NAMES in an episode for once!" Sniz says: "We were testing all of you, and you Dog, passed the test! You've won! Not only have you two BOTH won a life-time supply of chocolate, but Dog, you have won immunity from tonight's vote!" Dog says: "Awesome!" Sniz says: "Wanda!!!!" Wanda poofs in and asks: "Yes, Sniz?" Sniz says: "Take us all back to the Studio, today's challenge is over!" Wanda says: "You've got it!" And everyone returns to the Movie studio, completely unharmed. Rocko asks: "We're ALL okay?" Sniz says: "None of you were EVER in any danger, it was all pretend! Although I WILL admit, that SOME of you did your acting jobs BETTER than others!" Marlene says: "I aim to please!" She turns to Rocko and whispers: "Rocko, Dog's going to vote with me tonight; we're taking out Craig. Join us!" Rocko asks: "Are you sure that's wise?" Marlene says: "It's a $4 million minimum for whoever wins FOURTH place!" Rocko asks: "Reggie?" Reggie says: "I think it's a small price to pay." Rocko sighs and says: "All right, I'll do it. But only because Reggie THINKS I should!" Marlene says: "That's all I needed to know!" Sniz says: "Dog is safe from tonight's vote. The rest of you, are not! It's time to determine who walks away with $3.3 million in cold hard cash!" /

 

The Silver Sniz Theme Award triumphantly plays. The Contestants all punch in their choices quickly! Sniz grabs a tray with four Silver Sniz awards. Sniz says: "Five contestants, four Silver Sniz Awards. One of you has reached the end of the journey, but you will be leaving with $3.3 million! The awards go to, Dog! Marlene, Rocko!" Larry and Craig look at each other nervously! Craig says: "Larry! It CAN'T be YOU!!!!" Larry sighs and says: "I should've seen this coming from a MILE away! I was ALWAYS going to be too much of a challenge risk to make it THAT far!" Sniz surprisingly shouts: "LARRY!!!!" Larry gasps: "WHAT?!!!" Craig gasps: "I'm OUT?!!!!" Sniz says: "That's what the vote tally says, and our play-back cameras prove it. Three contestants voted you off, Craig." Larry says: "This is absurd! Craig deserves his chance WAY more than I do! My game-play and personality is all over the map!" Marlene says: "Exactly! Think of how EASY it would be to beat you in a jury vote! Who would vote for YOU to win?! Craig's WAY too likable a personality to take to the Final Three! He'd CRUSH anyone in a juried vote!" Larry says: "If this had been a FAIR vote, I would be the one going!" Marlene says: "Guess we can chalk that one up to irony, then. What you expect, isn't always what you get!" Craig says: "Larry, it's all right. Remember what we said. No matter what happens, we'll always be friends first. Besides, I'm walking away with $3.3 million in cash! That's more money than I ever thought that I would win in my life! Play hard for the both of us! I know you can make it to the final three!" Larry says: "Craig, I'll do it for the BOTH of us!" And they hug lovingly! Marlene says: "It's one thing to say something, it's another to actually do it." Craig walks to Sniz, and Sniz hands him a briefcase.

 

Sniz says: "Here's your prize, $3.3 million in American cold hard cash! Don't spend it all in one place!" Craig says: "Don't worry, I won't! I'll see the rest of you at the finale!" And Craig gets on the Limo of Losers, and it drives away. Sniz says: "That was CERTAINLY the most SHOCKING elimination we've seen this season so far! Now there are four; Dog, Larry, Marlene, and Rocko! The four of them are guaranteed a pay-off of at LEAST $4 million, but all four of them are STILL eyeing the $7.7 million grand prize stay tuned to watch the semi-final, and one of our most exciting episodes ever! It all happens here on Total Cartoon Action!!!!" Episode Notes: The title of this episode, as well as the plot, is a parody/homage to the 1971 film "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory." From this episode onwards, Dog can now safely eat and consume chocolate without getting sick. Girly Teengirl, Reggie Rocket, Skipper, Sandy Cheeks, and Randolph all make cameo guest appearances in this episode. It is revealed that Dog has a romantic kinship with Randolph, and the feeling is mutual. With Craig's elimination, all of the couples of "Total Cartoon Action" have been broken apart, and the four remaining shows now ALL only have one representative left representing their show; "Catdog, Spongebob Squarepants, The Penguins of Madagascar," and "Rocko's Modern Life." Craig wins $3,3 million for coming in fifth place, and everyone else is now guaranteed to win at least $4 million! /

 

Personal Notes: Eliminating Craig Mammalton; honestly, this elimination hurt more than all the others, mostly because I was taking out a character I had spent the WHOLE season building up from pretty much scratch! Craig Mammalton was PERFECT to play a male version of Beth, because like Beth, Craig was pretty much a blank slate, so there was a lot more flexibility to working with him than there would've been if I tried to choose someone else. I thought a good idea (on my part) was to make Craig different, and SHOW Craig's girlfriend RIGHT off the bat to EVERYONE, rather than having EVERYONE think she was a fake, everyone knows right off the bat that she actually WAS real! It wasn't until later that I decided to establish a romantical bond between Craig and Larry. In order to strengthen Larry's redemption story more, Craig needed to be there for him, in more ways than one. Craig and Larry's story was all about learning to accept other people, and not judge them for mistakes they might have made. Because everyone makes mistakes, it's a part of life. But the good thing about making mistakes, is you can learn from them. Craig learned how to be a driving force and managed to establish himself in this season, and that's what I was really going for. Now with Craig out of the game, it gives Larry the final incentive push he needs to make it to the final three! But one more elimination waits! And there are no hints! It will all be revealed...next time! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!

[Hayden]

I really like this final four.

 

I predict Rocko's story potential has ran out though and he might find himself out before the final three?

 

Keep up your humorous style. You're getting better at character development.

[4EverGreen]

I really like this final four.

 

I predict Rocko's story potential has ran out though and he might find himself out before the final three?

 

Keep up your humorous style. You're getting better at character development.

Thank you. It's now time to find out if you're right. / Sniz is in the Monitor Room and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Action," we took a tour through a Chocolate Factory as we paid homage to the cult classic family film. The Factory Tour was delicious, but it also wound up being hazardous, as one by one, each contestant or their guest wound up getting taken out of the tour by making a mistake. Although as it turns out, Marlene made HER mistake intentionally! She had SEEN the REAL movie the challenge was based on, and acted accordingly. And I will admit, that she played her part better than anyone else! Marlene convinced Dog to vote with her, and in return, she'd help him win and she would throw the challenge for him. Brilliant strategy, Marlene. In a three to two vote, Craig Mammalton spent his last day on the show, but he walked away with $3.3 million in cold hard cash! Now there are only four contestants left, and it's time for the most magical challenge yet! The magic gloves are OFF and the spells are about to fly, on a very SPELLBOUND episode of Total Cartoon Action!" / "Marlene Otter and the Deadly Master!"

 

It's night-time, and the contestants are once again sleeping. In fact, Marlene is dreaming, and she is having a WONDERFUL dream! Thanks to the magic of the Fairy Godparents, we get to see it! In Marlene's dream, she is a TALENTED sorceress par excellence, able to conjure up spells and tricks with ease! Marlene says: "Spell of levitation! Petrification! Memory Eraser! Magical Light Beast!!!!" And after Marlene's impressive display, she sees Skipper appear in a crystal ball. Skipper says: "Very good, Marlene!" Marlene says: "I had a feeling you would appear in this dream. No doubt you want to help me out again." Skipper says: "You know me too well Marlene, helping you win this season would be a very BIG accomplishment for me!" Marlene says: "Why should it be a big accomplishment for YOU?! I'm the one who's done all the WORK this season! Getting as far as I have is not as easy as you would THINK it would be!" Skipper says: "And I'm very well aware of that. But do you think for just one second, that you would've gotten anywhere NEAR this far without my help?" Marlene asks: "What are you talking about?" Skipper asks: "Who comes up with ALL the good ideas? Me! Who gave you ALL your training? Me!" Marlene says: "Maybe, but I'M the one who's actually STILL competing! And you've ONLY helped me out three times, including THIS one! As far as I'm concerned, I've gotten along pretty fine without any other support." Skipper says: "It's dangerous to think so HIGHLY of yourself, that's what got Treeflower into trouble, you know." Marlene says: "That was TREEFLOWER, I'm NOT Treeflower! The sooner you realize that, the sooner I can resume my normal dream!" Skipper shouts: "I'm serious! This is important!!!!" And suddenly, the sky darkens and lightning fills the air! Skipper says: "Oh no! The situation is even more dire than I initially FEARED!!!!"

 

Marlene asks: "Why? What's happening?" Skipper answers: "Master Vile's coming! He's trying to cut us OFF like he did right before Lil and Stimpy got eliminated!" Marlene asks: "That was HIS doing?" Skipper says: "Yes! And if I'm right, I don't have much time! Prepare yourself, Marlene! Don't let Master Vile--." Than the Crystal Ball cuts out and Skipper disappears. Marlene shouts: "Please! Come back!!!!" Rocko asks: "Come back, who?" And Marlene wakes up! Marlene says: "Rocko, do you remember Master Vile from a couple of episodes back?" Rocko answers: "Hard to forget somebody with a face like that. Why?" Marlene says: "Skipper contacted me in my sleep again. Master Vile is on his way back! And my guess is that he's got something of the most DEADLIEST nature planned for us!" Rocko asks: "Why do you only THINK that? Didn't Skipper tell you the specifics?" Marlene answers: "That's the problem, he couldn't! Master Vile cut us off before Skipper could tell me everything! But one thing is for sure, we cannot afford to take Master Vile lightly! I mean, he IS the first main villain to technically succeed in a plan against the Power Rangers, and only a HANDFUL of villains can say THAT!" Rocko says: "True. But no need to worry. We've come this far, we won't LET Master Vile take US out of the game!" Marlene says: "Maybe not, but heaven knows what type of devious magic that Master Vile will try to use against us!" (Confessional)

 

Marlene says: "This season has been hard enough in itself, but throughout this season, evil forces have continually tried to mess up this game plan of ours! First it was General Barracuda, than Master Coelaceanth, than Trakeena, than Mesogog, than Master Shen, and now Master Vile! One thing all those antagonists had in common, is that each NEW one was FAR more deadlier and devious than the last! Master Vile is no exception! He must be stopped, or the future of the entire EARTH does not look good!" / Rocko says: "These villains are of a different nature than just normal antagonists and bullies. Karma won't be good enough to deal with a threat of this magnitude. The only solution is to attack the problem at the source; and that means facing whatever dire plot Master Vile has in mind! No matter what happens, I can not and WILL not allow Master Vile to harm any one of my friends! They may be season two contestants, but Master Vile will find out that a season one contestant has the ability to stand up to his wrath, and confront it head on!" (End Confessional) In the Winner's Private Trailer, Dog is enjoying the chocolate fountain he had always wanted to try, and until recently, wasn't able to. Dog says: "I just can't get over how wonderful chocolate tastes, now that I can safely eat it! To think that we would manage to get the BOTH of us to the Final Four, two Network Noobs against ALL of the experienced contestants from season one! Only Rocko is left to contend with us now!" Larry says: "I know. And amazing as all that is, I wish Craig was here to share it with me." Dog says: "I'm sorry, Larry. But Marlene offered me the chance to WIN the challenge yesterday. A guarantee, but only if I promised to do a favor for her in return. So I asked myself, what would Larry do?" Larry asks: "Couldn't you have asked ME, personally?"

 

Dog answers: "In retrospect, I probably should've. But the answer I came up with, is that he would be a man of his word. If he makes a promise, he will keep it, and never go back on his word. I made a promise, I kept it, and I didn't go back on my word. And honestly, voting off Craig was the hardest thing I ever did this season. But I have an obligation to Cat to do the best I can this season. Sometimes, we have to make choices that are harder than others. But you know that voting off Craig was nothing personal. I have no grudge against you." Larry says: "I know. You were just trying to develop a strategy, and I can't say I blame you. But we're the last two guys left standing from the Network Noobs! It's Marlene and Rocko vs. us! I know that's not a pleasant thing to think about, but it's true." Dog asks: "What do you think we should do?" Larry answers: "If one of them wins immunity, we both vote for the one who doesn't, and hope that they don't try to force one of us into a tie-breaker with them." Dog asks: "And if one of us wins immunity?" Larry says: "We can pick from either one of them, but we should STILL both vote for the same contestant, just to be on the safe side." Dog says: "Well, IF I win, I want to vote off Rocko. He's the odd guy out, because he's the only remaining contestant from season one left in the game." Larry asks: "And you don't think that's playing right into Marlene's hands? If she gets into the Final Three, she's going to have a pretty easy time trying to beat the both of us!" Dog says: "That's a chance I'm willing to take. Marlene IS a formidable contestant, but she's only played a GOOD game this season, not a perfect one!" Larry asks: "What do you mean?" Dog says: "Believe it or not, I HAVE noticed that she's made SOME key mistakes this season!"

 

Larry asks: "Really, what are they?" Dog says: "It's too risky to talk about now, but when we get to the Final Three, I'll tell EVERYONE what they are!" Larry says: "That sounds fair enough! Let's BOTH try to get to the Final Three!" (Confessional) Larry says: "I honestly never thought that I would have to face the Final Three, more or less alone. Dog is on my side, yes. But he's not a soul-mate the way Craig is. I could tell Craig anything, and not have him be judgmental with me. I know Dog is friendly, but I still feel the need to be cautious. It's not that I don't think Dog isn't trustworthy, I'm not sure he can keep his mouth shut around Marlene. I'm not distracted by Marlene's looks so easily, but I'm not sure how Dog feels about her. I suppose I'll find out soon enough." / Dog says: "Personally, I think Marlene IS nice, but she definitely has a perfect personality complex! She thinks that she's perfect, but of course she's not! Over this season, I've learned how to be humble, and realize that I've made my fair share of mistakes. The difference is, I've admitted it when I have made mistakes, and as necessary, did what I could to apologize and/or learn from them. But more importantly than anything else, I just want to play a nice, clean game going into the finale." (End Confessional) Suddenly, an owl flies through the trailer, and drops two letters! One is for Dog, and one is for Larry! An owl drops letters for Rocko and Marlene, as well!

 

They open their letters, and the screen shots alternate between the different readers! Marlene says: "Dear Mr. or Mrs. Insert Your Name Here..." Larry says: "...you have become a member of the Final Four..." Rocko says: "...and as such, have gained entry into..." Dog says: "...Quid Cat's School of Sorcery and Magic!" Marlene says: "Here, you will learn all the traits and tricks for being a successful magician..." Larry says: "...and be able to perform real magic with the greatest of ease!" Rocko says: "One contestant will gain immunity..." Dog says: "...and one more contestant will have to take the Walk of Shame." Marlene says: "And the fourth place contestant will win $4 million for all their trouble." Larry says: "See you there! Signed..." Rocko says: "Your host with the most..." Dog finishes: "Sniz!" / The contestants are standing outside a British castle, armed with broomsticks, magic wands, and spell-books. Sniz magically appears and says: "Greetings Final Four! Welcome to Quid Cat's School of Sorcery and Magic! Many great wizards, sorceror's, and magicians have walked in and out of these doors, but only ONE of them can be the chosen one of each year!" Rocko asks: "Well, I wonder who the lucky one will be?" Larry says: "It probably won't be me, I know that much! I just have a gut feeling in my stomach!" Sniz says: "We'll be doing the Magical Fantasy Film for this challenge, so without further delay, let me introduce our special guest for this challenge, Gordon Quid from Catscratch!" Gordon magically appears and says: "Hello laddies and lady! The Fairy Godparents have granted a life-long dream of mine, to perform real magic! It would be nicer if I were appearing in season three, but this is a pretty sweet gig!" Dog says: "Well, at least we won't have to worry about nepotism being a problem in this challenge!"

 

Gordon says: "And now with the help of the SORTING Cat, you shall all become representatives for a magical house!" Waffle comes out and says: "I'm a Magical Sorting Cat! And with the powers of divination, I can determine each contestant's house!" Waffle goes up to Dog, and Waffle says: "Dog's qualities are all over the map! He's hard to pin down! Better put him in, Orange Iguanas!" Gordon says: "Dog represents house Orange Iguanas!" Waffle says: "Rocko is wise, resourceful, loyal. He shall represent house Purple Parrots!" Gordon says: "Rocko is in house Purple Parrots!" Waffle says: "Marlene, you're very DIFFERENT! Your personality splits TWO ways; it would seem, that you could be a GREAT representative for Silver Snakes!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "I can't represent the Silver Snakes! I never LIKED that team on Legends of the Hidden Temple! It doesn't matter WHAT the other remaining house is, just so long as it isn't the Silver Snakes!" (End Confessional) Marlene says: "No! Not Silver Snakes!" Waffle says: "Not Silver Snakes? Better put her in House Green Monkeys!" Marlene says: "YES! Green IS my favorite color!" Waffle says: "And by default, Larry is in house Silver Snakes!" Gordon says: "The houses have been chosen! It's time to reveal which one of you is the Chosen One for THIS year!" Waffle twirls around, shakes about, dances, spins around, and STOPS...in front of Marlene!!!! Waffle says: "It's YOU!!!! Marlene Otter, is the CHOSEN one!" Gordon asks: "Marlene Otter? That rhymes WITH Harry...!" Marlene nervously says: "No need to finish it! We ALL know what it rhymes with! No need to get sued with copyright infringement!" Gordon says: "Good point! Follow me into the castle! Your journey is about to begin!!!!" And the four contestants walk through the giant wooden doors, unaware that a very EVIL force is watching them!

 

Master Vile says: "It seems as though I was RIGHT to interfere with Marlene's dream; she WAS the chosen one after all! But it STILL doesn't make you a match for me, no one is a match for me! Try and learn what you will, no spell you master will be enough to overcome me; I have the most POWERFUL magic in the world!!!!" And Master Vile magically pulls out a completely RESTORED copy of the magical book Burger Beard used to OBTAIN the Krabby Patty Secret Formula!!!! Master Vile says: "With THIS book in my hand, you are ALL pawns in my GAME!!!! Now, let's see what POWER this book can TRULY produce in the right HANDS; MY hands!!!! I'm afraid that I am in charge of the ending THIS time, and this time, all you can do is LOSE!!!! My victory is self-assured!!!!" And Master Vile disappears! (Commercial Break) I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now!

[4EverGreen]

It's time for the second and final part of my latest "Total Cartoon Action" episode, called, "Marlene Otter and the Deadly Master!" / After the commercials end, Marlene is seen once again mastering all the spells she mastered in her dream, only this time, she's doing it for REAL! Marlene says: "Spell of petrification! Levitation. Memory Eraser! Magical Light Beast!!!!" Gordon claps his hands and says: "Well done, Marlene! You've advanced very far and done very well in the amount of time that we've been here, but due to time constraints, we can't PROPERLY show how you've managed to learn these spells!" Marlene bored, asks: "Anything else you wish to state?" Gordon says: "Well, I'd like to state where the four of you stand in house points. The Silver Snakes stand with 100 points, the Orange Iguanas stand with 150 points, and the Purple Parrots AND Green Monkeys are neck and neck with 200 points!" Marlene scoffs and says: "You're doing the POINTS thing?! Wasn't that made more or less irrelevant AFTER the third book?! And I'm PRETTY sure we're already up to the fourth book by now!"

 

Rocko asks: "Why are you SAYING things like this?" Marlene asks: "Does it matter what I say? I'm Marlene Otter, the CHOSEN one! I can say anything I want!" Dog says: "I'm pretty sure that's NOT what being the chosen one means!" Marlene asks: "Were you NOT even WATCHING me and seeing what I was DOING?! I'm a MASTER! I can DO no wrong!!!!" In a creepy voice, that the contestants CAN'T hear, Master Vile says: "That's what YOU think! Let's see how you handle THIS re-write!!!!" And suddenly, Marlene's wand shoots out and PRODUCES the evil Kracken from "Catscratch!" Gordon shouts: "Marlene! What have you DONE?!" Marlene says: "I didn't do it! Honest I didn't! My WAND made magic all by itself!" Master Vile laughs evily!!!! Master Vile says: "Now deal with THIS!!!!" And Larry's wand shoots OUT, causing Marlene to NARROWLY avoid the blast, and the blast produces a GIANT sized HOLE in the brick wall! Marlene screams: "YOU tried to KILL me?!!!" Larry says: "I didn't do it! Honest, I didn't! My wand did it all by yourself!" Marlene screams: "You expect us to believe THIS lie, you lieing LIAR?!!!" Dog says: "You just used it yourself!" Marlene says: "I can't believe it! All this time, you've only PRETENDED to change just to gain our trust and STAB us in the back! Once a traitor, ALWAYS a traitor!" Larry says: "I honestly DIDN'T do it!"

 

Master Vile says: "You haven't seen ANYTHING yet! Watch THIS re-write!!!!" And Dog suddenly says: "I HATE my brother Cat! Hate, hate, hate, HATE him!!!!" Rocko asks: "Why would you SAY something like that?! You said you wanted to APOLOGIZE to your brother Cat!" Dog gasps and covers his mouth, and nervously says: "I don't WHY I said that! Something possessed me!" Gordon says: "Stop TRYING to pass the BLAME! There's nobody else HERE!!!!" Rocko says: "You ALL need to behave! What's WRONG with all of you?! None of you are exhibiting the behavior of a final three contender!" Master Vile says: "And NEITHER will YOU! Try THIS trick! Even YOU can't RESIST!!!!" And Rocko suddenly starts convulsing!!!! Rocko says: "ARGH!!!!" Gordon asks: "Now what?!!!" Rocko says: "I can FEEL my nature trying to CHANGE inside of me! It's like something is trying to CORRUPT me!" Larry asks: "What are you talking about?!" Rocko says: "I don't know what's happening, but I'm NOT giving in to these URGES?!!!" Master Vile ANGRILY says: "I WROTE IT!!!! You HAVE no CHOICE! You're JUST a PAWN in my GAME!!!! You HAVE no FREE WILL!!!!" Rocko, determined, says: "Yes, I DO!!!!" And Rocko breaks out of his convulsion, and lightning and thunder suddenly fill the sky! Marlene says: "What's happening now?!"

 

Rocko says: "Whatever it is, I don't think it's ANYTHING good!!!!" And suddenly, MASTER Vile angrily teleports in!!!! Master Vile angrily says: "IMPOSSIBLE!!!! NOBODY, especially NOT some LOUSY Nicktoon, can RESIST the PULL of this Magic Book!!!!" Marlene gasps and says: "Magic Book?! NO!!!! You CAN'T have THAT one!!!! It was DESTROYED!!!!" Master Vile says: "I brought it BACK!!!! I can do ANYTHING I want! And I can make ANYONE turn evil!!!! Even someone as GOOD as Rocko!!!!" Rocko says: "Master Coelaceanth FAILED with Stimpy; you're going to FAIL with me!!!!" Master Vile writes down in the book and angrily says: "YOU have no CHOICE in the matter!!!! Destroy EVERYONE!!!!" And Rocko is knocked down to the ground even HARDER!!!! Master Vile says: "You can't struggle THIS time!!!! Either YOU turn EVIL, or YOU DIE!!!! You HAVE no CHOICE this TIME!!!!" Rocko, struggling, says: "You're WRONG!!!! I HAVE a choice; we ALL have a CHOICE! Not even that magic BOOK can take it AWAY from us! I won't betray my friends, I can't betray my friends, I will NEVER betray my friends, and I will NOT die!!!!" And with great effort, Rocko breaks free from the convulsion again!

 

Master Vile angrily says: "IMPOSSIBLE!!!! You are a NICKTOON!!!! You HAVE no free will of your OWN!!!!" Rocko says: "You know absolutely NOTHING about us! I've ALWAYS had free will! You miscalculated again, Master Vile! You thought you could enforce your will on all of us! Well, you're wrong! Not even that Magic Book will get me to betray my nature! I'm too strong for it, I HAVE free will, so do ALL of my friends! In time, that Magic Book will be just as useless controlling them as it is to ME!!!! We may be Nicktoons, but we ALL have our own free will! The only things WE do our by OUR own CHOICE! And you CAN'T control ME, and I WON'T let you control my friends ANY longer!!!!" Master Vile ANGRILY fills the sky with lightning and blasts it ALL around the land! Master Vile angrily questions: "You think you can DEFY my will? You think you can CHANGE your fate?! You're NOT changing ANYTHING!!!! You're not the one in charge of the story! I HOLD all the cards in this game, and if you think I'm going to let one MISERABLE Wallaby MESS it up for me NOW, you're living a LIE!!!! So, you think you have free will? That's fine, but tell me, Rocko; what good can free will do against the MOST powerful MAGIC of ALL?!!!!!!"

 

Rocko asks: "The MOST powerful magic of ALL?!!!!!!" Marlene gasps: "You CAN'T know that SPELL!!!! It's TOO dangerous! If it DOESN'T outright DESTROY you, it will PERMANENTLY turn you into a MONSTER!!!!" Master Vile angrily says: "Monster?! MONSTER?!!!! I'll show YOU what a REAL MONSTER looks LIKE!!!!!!!" And suddenly, Master Vile ABSORBS the evil Kraken into his being, and with DEADLY black smoke and roaring anger, Master Vile's magical staff begins GLOWING with electric energy! As Gordon Quid and the contestants quickly RUN to the top of the castle! Marlene says: "You guys, if Master Vile is going to do what I think he's doing, than you've GOT to get away from here!" Dog says: "We're not going to leave you!!!!" And suddenly, the castle BREAKS apart as Master Vile begins GROWING, gaining the characteristics of a GIANT Kracken!!!! Master Vile laughs evilly as he AND his giant staff GROW 500 FEET tall, HOPELESSLY over-towering the contestants!!!! In a monsterous, thunderous voice, Master Vile says: "YOU POOR, PITIFUL, INSIGNIFICANT FOOLS!!!!!!!!" Dog says: "Look out!!!!" And the contestants narrowly avoid one of Master Vile's many Kracken tentacles! Master Vile roars: "NOW I HAVE COMMAND OVER ALL OF THE COSMOS!!!! THE EARTH OBEYS MY EVERY WHIM!!!!"

 

The wind and rain SEVERELY kick up, forcing everyone to try to get their FOOTING!!!! Marlene shouts: "DOG!!!!" Dog says: "WOAH!!!!" As he gets flung FAR away!!!! Master Vile commandingly says: "THE ATLANTIC OCEAN AND ALL ITS SPOILS, SWALLOW FLORIDA AND BOW TO MY POWER!!!!!!!!" And with Master Vile's overwhelming magic, the Atlantic Ocean RISES and all the ground in Florida SINKS beneath the waves as giant sunken ships rise OUT of the ocean, and eerily begin trying to RAM down the contestants! Marlene, being an otter, is able to SWIM through the waves, and manages to catch hold of a solid rock! Larry is also able to swim through the waves, but a giant ship called the TRYTANIC seems to overcome him! Marlene angrily says: "OBLITERATE!!!!" But her wand produces NOTHING!!!! Master Vile mockingly says: "WHAT'S WRONG, MARLENE?!!! OUT OF JUICE?!!! I'VE NULLIFIED YOUR MAGIC!!!! DO YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME WITHOUT IT?!!!!!!!" But thankfully, Larry is just swept beneath the waves, and finds Dog! Larry says: "Come on Dog, let's DO it!" And they grab hold of a rope, and they manage to pull themselves up to the ship's hold! Rocko grabs onto the same rock as Marlene, and says: "Magical Light BEAST!!!!" But Rocko's magical wand produces nothing!

 

Master Vile mockingly says: "YOU FOOLS!!!! IDIOTS!!!! IMBECILES!!!! DID YOU HONESTLY THINK I WOULD TAKE ANY CHANCES?!!! I TOLD YOU I HOLD ALL THE CARDS IN THIS CHALLENGE; NOW YOU DIE!!!!!!!!" And Master Vile DISINTEGRATES the rock Marlene and Rocko are on, causing them BOTH to fall into the vortex of the GIANT whirlpool, as Dog and Larry STRUGGLE to get to the ship's control station and steer the ship! Meanwhile, the vortex is moving TOO fast for Marlene to even get into the water and try to escape! With an evil glint, Master Vile takes electric pot-shots at Rocko and Marlene, and its all they can do to try and dodge them! Dog and Larry manage to make it to the control station! Larry says: "I'll gun the engine and give it ALL she's got! You steer the thing and TAKE him out!!!!" Dog, determined, says: "Gladly! Nobody makes ME say anything against MY free will!!!!" Master Vile glares with a triumphant stare and cruelly laughs: "HA, HA, HA, HA!!!! SO MUCH FOR YOUR FAME!!!!!!!!!!" But with a look of SHEER determination, Dog RAMS the Trytanic RIGHT through Master Vile's HEART!!!! Master Vile screams: "AHHH!!!! OHHH!!!! OHHH!!!! OHHH!!!!" And the speed and bulk of the ship FINALLY over-whelm Master Vile, as his tentacles FEEBLY try to break Master Vile's dying body free!

 

Dog gasps and says: "And THAT, is the LAST time ANY villain of YOUR nature EVER tries to mess with our free will AGAIN!!!!" And with Master Vile destroyed, everything in Florida gets turned back to normal, and everything is restored to as it was! Sniz comes back and says: "And it's OVER! It's all over! Dog has WON immunity!" Marlene gasps and asks: "How is THAT possible? I WAS the Chosen One!" Sniz asks: "Haven't you learned ANYTHING from this challenge? Having at title means NOTHING! It's what you DO that truly matters! Dog has proven to HAVE determination, bravery, courage, and the heart to do what NEEDED to be done!" Larry says: "He also had muscles, don't forget the muscles!" Sniz says: "Marlene, you're a STELLAR contestant, but you NEED to not think so highly of yourself! That has been your GREATEST shortcoming this season! The sooner you learn how to be humble, the better off you'll be for it!" Marlene sighs and says: "I'm sorry, Rocko. I messed up. I really ruined my chances THIS time! I should've NEVER let the title of the Chosen One go to my head! I got conceited! I'm sorry about all of this!" Rocko says: "Well, if we WANT to get technical, it was Master Vile who tried to make us ALL go out of character!"

 

Sniz says: "Dog is safe, but the rest of you are not. One of you has spent their last day in this challenge!" (Confessional)

 

Dog says: "I did it! I'm a lock for the Final Three! But who's going to join me? I know I want Larry to come with me, but who else gets to be in the Final Three? Well, maybe since Marlene spent SO much time and effort trying to GET to the Final Three, maybe I SHOULD let her get in! After all, you know the old saying; be careful what you wish for, you just might get it!" / Larry says: "I'm proud for Dog! He's worked for this, he's earned this! I honestly can't say what's going to happen with tonight's vote-off. All I know is, this ride has been a blast!" / Marlene sighs and says: "Accepting the fact I made a mistake, and having to face the fact that I have short-comings...NOTHING has been harder for me than THIS challenge! I can't believe I've come this far, to have it ALL fall so short! Without immunity, I'm vulnerable to whatever desired outcome that the other three contestants want! How can I POSSIBLY survive this?!" / Rocko says: "I was the only Nicktoon to resist Master Vile's evil magic, but it wasn't easy. I mean, I've known what it feels like to succumb to temptaion. One time, I was left in charge of the comic store, I sat on Mr. Smitty's chair, and that chair possessed me! It corrupted me with evil! I couldn't fight it! Needless to say, I wasn't about to let that EVER happen again! But what do I do now? Reggie can't advise me this time. Guess I'll leave it up to karma."

 

(End Confessional) The Silver Sniz triumphantly plays for the final time this season, as Sniz comes out to confetti and glitter being shot out of cannons! Sniz says: "This IS the FINAL vote-off this season! One of you has reached the end of the game, and will NOT get to continue! But you will receive $4 million for your troubles! The time has come to vote, for the LAST time this season!" Dog says: "Sorry, this contest is for season TWO contestants ONLY!" Larry says: "See you NEVER, little Miss Traitor!" Marlene says: "I like Larry, but Rocko eats less, so, more food for me!" Rocko sighs, and pushes a button, not saying anything. Sniz says: "And the Silver Sniz's go to, Dog, Marlene, and....LARRY!!!!" Marlene and Larry both gasp! Marlene says: "We're BOTH in the Final Three?!" Larry asks: "But who ELSE could've VOTED for Rocko?!" Dog says: "I know I did, but who gave Rocko another vote?" Rocko sighs and says: "I did. I voted myself off." Marlene asks: "Why would you do that?" Rocko says: "This season has been all about me trying to do the right thing. This game we've played, it's been a really great game for me. I really got to prove myself this season. But truthfully, I can't force the three of you to choose between yourselves who gets to stay or go. So I decided to remove myself from the equation."

 

Marlene says: "For what it's worth Rocko, I would've taken you to the Final Three." Rocko says: "I know you would've, but this feels like good karma on my part. And I feel as though I've avenged Reggie's honor enough. $4 million is a great prize, and I'm proud to have won it." Sniz says: "Here is your briefcase! Filled with $4 million in American cold hard cash!" Rocko takes it and says: "Thanks, mate! This is most appreciated!" Rocko approaches the Limo of Losers and says: "Good luck to all three of you! May the best man or woman win!" And the Limo of Losers drives away! Sniz says: "Rocko voting HIMSELF off?! I SO didn't see that coming! And believe me, I saw a LOT of things coming this season! And now, there are three, Marlene, Larry, and Dog. Any one of them can win $7.7 million! Find out who in the ALMOST season finale of Total Cartoon Action!" /

 

Episode Notes: Skipper, Gordon Quid, and Master Vile all have guest appearances in this episode. The episode title, as well as part of its plot, is a parody of the "Harry Potter" books, specifically "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows." The climatic battle between the Nicktoons and Master Vile, is inspired by the climatic battle of "The Little Mermaid." Rocko votes himself out of the challenge. With Rocko's elimination, not only are all the participants from "Rocko's Modern Life" now eliminated, but ALL of the returning contestants from season one (with the exception of Sandy and Stimpy) have now been eliminated at least TWICE! The Final Three is Larry, Marlene, and Dog! /

 

Personal Notes: Going into the final episodes for this season, I wanted to make the most unpredictable shake-up of this season yet! Believe it or not, I initially MADE "Total Cartoon Action" with the thought that I was going to take Craig to the end, narrowly beating Marlene! But I thought that was going too CLOSE to the original "Total Drama Action" plot, as Craig was basically a male version of Beth. So then I decided to make Rocko my potential winner instead, because I liked Rocko, and thought this could be his season to win. But as I was writing this season, another winner became possible for me to write, and not just ONE winner either! To make this out-come possible, I needed to figure out, how could Rocko's elimination be possible, and still not feel like a cheat? The obvious answer, was that Rocko would CHOOSE to vote himself out, rather than force his friends to fight for a slot in the final three. Because Rocko has always been interested in doing the right thing, and having good karma on his side. To me, this felt like the best way for Rocko to keep his karma and his friends, without compromising Rocko's game. There are no more eliminations, just a fight to the finish! Someone is going to win this! The only question is, who?!

 

That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!

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I really want to hammer this out sooner rather than later, so it's full steam ahead! It's time for the Final Three to shine on "Total Cartoon Action!" / Sniz is in the Monitor Room and he says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Action, we did the Magical Fantasy Movie, and Marlene Otter was the chosen one! Or so she thought! Turns out, it was nothing more than a title! And Master Vile made that fact painfully AWARE to everyone! Having restored a powerful artifact, the magic book from Sponge Out of Water, Master Vile was DETERMINED to make the remaining contestants DESTROY each other, but Rocko proved to be TOO strong, even for the book's dark magic capabilities! Furious, Master Vile resorted to the most POWERFUL magic in existence! He combined his being with a Kracken, and made himself 500 feet TALL! Master Vile thought he could overwhelm the contestants, but with great speed and determination, Dog finally ENDED the demented Master's plans, permanently! It looked like the contestants would fight it out against each other, but Rocko shocked EVERYONE by voting himself off, taking a $4 million payday, and wishing everyone the best of luck. Now we're down to the final three; Dog, Larry, and Marlene! They are playing for $7.7 million in cold hard cash, but only one of them can WIN it! Find out who starting today on Total Cartoon Action!" /

 

"Rock Lobster!" Instead of the usual show open, exciting cool clips of the contestants are seen, as the B-52's sing their rocking hit song of "Rock Lobster!" / "We were at a party, his ear lobe fell in the deep. Someone reached in and grabbed it; it was a rock lobster! Ahhh, Rock lobster, Ahhh, Rock lobster! We were at the beach, everybody had matching towels. Somebody went under a dock, and there they saw a rock. It wasn't a rock, it was a rock lobster. Rock lobster, Rock lobster, Rock lobster, Rock lobster. Motion in the ocean, his air hose broke, lots of trouble, lots of bubble. He was in a jam, he's in a giant clam! Rock, rock, Rock lobster. Down, down. Underneath the waves, mermaids wavin', wavin' to mermen, wavin' sea fans. Sea horses sailin', dolphins wailin'. Rock lobster, Rock lobster, Rock lobster, Rock lobster! Red snappers snappin', clam shells clappin', mussels flexin', flippers flippin'. Rock, rock, Rock lobster! Down, down! (Instrumental solo) Lobster! Rock lobster, rock! Let's rock! Boys in bikinis, girls in surfboards. Everybody's rockin', everybody's ruggin'. Twistin' 'round the fire havin' fun. Bakin' potatoes, bakin' in the sun. Put on your nose guard, put on the lifeguard, pass the tannin' butter. Here comes a stringray (woah, a woah!) There goes a manta ray! (Strange aquatic noises) In walked a jelly fish, there goes a dogfish (meow!) Chased by a catfish (WOAH!) In flew a sea robin (NO!) Watch out for that piranha! (Crazed piranha sounds) There goes a narwhal. (Narwhal's sound). Here comes a bikini whale! Rock, rock lobster, Rock lobster (AHHH!) Rock, rock, rock lobster, Rock lobster (AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!)" (Song ends). /

 

The show opens up properly, with Dog sleeping in the victory trailer, happy with himself! Dog wakes up and says: "It's such a GREAT day to be on this show! I actually made it, I made it ALL the way to the Final Three! Now no matter what happens, I know Cat will be proud of me, because I had the strength and resolve to make it all the way! Don't worry Cat, it's almost over! I'll soon get to see you again!" / Marlene and Larry are still sleeping in the former Boom Vets trailer. Marlene slowly wakes up, and she says: "Morning already? I almost didn't think it would be possible, but we made it. I made it, I'm IN the FINAL THREE!!!!" Larry wakes up with a start, and tries to rub his ears, only to remember he HAS no ears to rub! Larry says: "That hurts the hearing receptors in my antennae! I can hear, TO, you know! Just because I have no ears, doesn't MEAN you have to YELL!" Marlene says: "Sorry, Larry! But it's so exciting to know that we're in the FINAL three! We outlasted ALL the other contestants in season one! Now it's just the three of us, and even THIRD place walks away with $4.4 million! All in all, I'd say this was a pretty good season!" Larry says: "Not just for us, as far as the game goes; but personally, as well! I've developed SO much! I feel so much better about myself as a lobster ending this game, than I did when I begin. I feel like I'm the lobster I was always meant to be. Kind, caring, and considerate to others. My game plan didn't turn out to be anything NEAR what I initially visualized, but I made it here!" Marlene says: "I know what you mean! The other night, I thought I would be finished for SURE! But Rocko voted himself out! Nobody's ever put themselves on the lines for me in THAT way! Rocko really gave me the chance to be here; and I don't think he would've done that if I didn't NEED to realize the truth about myself!"

 

Larry asks: "What truth is that?" Marlene sighs and says: "Dog is right about me, I HAVE made some mistakes this season! I wasn't able to admit it before today. My game play was NOT perfect, and I was too stubborn to admit that it never would be. I...haven't ALWAYS been the player that I WANTED to be this season! I took some short-cuts, I cut corners! I was tempted to compromise who I was in order to win!" Larry asks: "When did you do that?" Marlene answers: "The two times I flirted with Norbert. I never should've done that, and make Treeflower angry at me. Just because she irritated me, it gave me no right to do what I did. That wasn't right of me. It's really amazing that I managed to make it THIS far, in SPITE of that fact!" Larry says: "But you want to know something incredible, Marlene?" Marlene asks: "What is that?" Larry answers: "You've changed, to. Even just a few weeks ago, I don't think you would've admitted that you had in fact made a mistake, or even apologize for it. But you showed a lot of emotional maturity, right then. You've come a long way, Marlene." Marlene says: "WE'VE come a long way, Larry!" Larry says: "You're right. And the best part is, there's only the final challenge between us." Marlene says: "And let's promise each other that no matter what happens, we won't be bitter about the results." Larry says: "Agreed. May the best man OR woman win!" (Confessional)

 

Marlene says: "I consider myself to be the luckiest woman in the world right now. Despite tripping across a couple of challenges or making a mistake or two in this game, I made it to the Final Three! Now the game is all up to the jury, and I hope I can make myself seem pleasant and agreeable and get a decent amount of votes! All I want is to make a decent showing. I think I deserve THAT much!" / Larry says: "I'm in the Final Three, and this game didn't turn out ANYTHING like I initially THOUGHT it would! But as it turns out, I'm really GOOD with that! I'm glad that the game didn't pan out like I initially wanted! This is even better! I've become a better lobster, and that NEVER would've happened if I hadn't meant with some good friends who helped open up my eyes to what life could really be like, by being more empathatic and understanding of others. And Spongebob? If you're watching this, I'm sorry that I once pressured you and Patrick into 'Living like Larry.' That was really self-centered and selfish of me. You're far better than that, and you should be free to live life the way YOU want to live it!" / Dog says: "I think I've said everything I've wanted to say. All I want to say now is, let's get this game FINISHED!!!!" (End Confessional) In the morning, Jimmi Hendrix's version of "The Star Spangled Banner" plays loudly over the loud-speakers! Marlene says: "Well, this is it." Larry says: "The last challenge." Than they both say: "Let's DO this!" / The three contestants appear in the ampitheater, with Fondue dressed up like a rock star, and Sniz wearing nothing! Marlene asks: "Isn't there supposed to be a dress code for rock star?" Sniz asks: "What are you talking about? Plenty of rock stars look like this! Remember Jim Morrison of the Doors?" Marlene says: "Even my MOM is only 37! Even SHE wouldn't have known Jim Morrison personally!" Fondue says: "It's the whiskers, they throw us off!"

 

Sniz says: "Anyways, you have all made it to the FINAL challenge! For the final movie challenge, you will be doing the rock and roll bio pic, MINUS the nasty drug abuse! Remember, taking illegal drugs is a DANGEROUS and DEADLY habit!" And the words: "What You PROBABLY Already Know" appear on screen! Larry asks: "Did we REALLY need the KNOWING rainbow for THAT fact?!" Fondue says: "Personally, I THOUGHT it was a good idea!" Sniz says: "Maybe this isn't the right show for that." Dog says: "But we give you credit for trying!" Sniz says: "This is what you have to do for your LAST challenge! Rock and roll stars have to practice for years and YEARS, in a garage, honing their talents until they've mastered their instruments! So naturally, we're going to SKIP all that and get RIGHT to the meat of the challenge!" Marlene asks: "And HOW do you expect us to just MAGICALLY master these instruments?" Sniz says: "Not magic, Rock Star!!!!" And electronic video game controllers in the SHAPE of instruments appear in the contestants hands! Marlene says: "Awesome!" Sniz says: "You each have an instrument. Marlene, you're lead vocals and guitar. Larry, you play the keytar and backing vocals. And Dog, you play the drums and backing vocals. You will be a rock band, and you will be playing along to an awesome song!" Marlene says: "And I've memorized a TON of songs! I've been listening to this cool new guy over the Internet! His name is Captain Retro, he plays a LOT of retro songs because he's a D.J. and an artist, and he's informed me with a BUNCH of helpful trivia about music, especially music from the 1980's!" Larry asks: "And just WHY is that significant to the plot of this episode?" Marlene says: "It's significant for reference! I mean, it's ALMOST like I'm giving a HINT to people who is going to be a CONTESTANT for season three!"

 

Sniz says: "But first, you have to get PAST the final challenge of season two! You WILL be playing for points in this final challenge! And remember, it doesn't matter if you win OR lose, because technically, you will ALL win money before this season is over! All that's left is to determine how much!" Dog asks: "Which song will we be playing for this challenge?" Sniz answers: "A good one from a boy band!" Marlene says: "PLEASE let it be a boy band that Nicole Sullivan helped to parody on MadTV!!!!" Sniz says: "It's Gonna Be Me by N*Sync!!!!" Marlene says: "THANK you, Sniz!!!!" Sniz says: "I'm glad that SOMEONE is excited for this challenge!" Marlene says: "I've always WANTED to sing this song!" Fondue sarcastically says: "Obviously, by your ENTHUSIASM, it would be hard to imagine why you wouldn't!" Sniz says: "To those about to ROCK, we SALUTE you! PLAY!!!!" Larry nervously says: "I'm kind of worried about how we play. What if we don't SOUND good?" Marlene asks: "How could we NOT sound good? We look good, we smell good, we are good, and you and Dog are NAKED!!!! It's the holy TRINITY of music performance! And don't WORRY! IF you sound bad, I'm confidant my voice is good enough to compensate!" Dog asks: "Why is that?" Marlene says: "Because, spoiler alert, as a boy band, individually we all suck--except for me, because I'm Justin Timberlake and I'm going to release Justified, the 20/20 Experience, be briefly married to Cameron Diaz, AND have a successful acting career! The point is, did David Lee Roth ever LEAVE Van Halen? Did George Michael EVER leave Wham!? Did Gwen Stefani EVER leave No Doubt?" Larry answers: "Twice, yes, and temporarily, in that order!" Marlene says: "The point is, we work best when WE work together! And it's time to SHOW it, in SONG!!!!" / And just like that, a rocking version of N*Sync's "It's Gonna Be Me" is sung, primarily by Marlene, helped by Dog and Larry on backing vocals.

 

Larry: It's gonna--be--me. Marlene: Oh, yeah! You might've been hurt, babe, that ain't no lie! You've seen them all come and go, oh...I remember you told me that it made you believe in no man, no cry. Maybe that's why Every little thing I do Never seems enough for you. You don't wanna lose it again, But I'm not like them! Baby, when you finally, Get to love somebody. Guess what, It's gonna be me! Dog: You've got no choice, babe, But to move on, and you know, there ain't no time to waste. You're just too blind (too blind), to see (to see), but in the end, ya know it's gonna be me! You can't deny, so just tell me why Every little thing I do, Never seems enough for you. You don't wanna lose it again, But I'm not like them! Baby, when you finally, Get to love somebody, (somebody), Guess what, (guess what), It's gonna be me! Larry: It's gonna be me. Marlene: Oh yeah...there comes a day, when I'll be the one, you'll see...it's gonna-gonna-gonna-gonna-gonna...It's gonna be me! All that I do, is not enough for you. Don't wanna lose it, but I'm not like that! When finally, (finally), you get to love, guess what? (guess what)? It's gonna be--every little thing I do, Never seems enough for you, (for you babe), You don't wanna lose it again, (don't wanna lose it), But I'm not like them! Baby, when you finally, Get to love somebody, (love...) Guess what? (guess what)? It's gonna be--Every little thing I do, (Oh...) Never seems enough for you! You don't wanna lose it again, (don't wanna lose it), But I'm not like them! Baby, when you finally, (baby when you finally), Get to love somebody; Guess what? (guess what?) It's gonna be me!" / And the song ends! Sniz says: "Time to tally the scores! 33.33% for Marlene! 33.33% for Dog! 33.33% for Larry! It's a tied GAME! You're all evenly matched! Guess we gotta go to the NEXT part of the challenge!" (Confessional)

 

Marlene says: "That's strange. I was SO sure my performance would NAIL me the challenge! No problem, I'll nail it in the NEXT part!" / Dog says: "That was a ROCKING performance! I think I really played the drums well, because I LOVE to play the drums! But right now, it's a three-way tie! I didn't think it was going to be like this going INTO the last challenge!" / Larry says: "Apparently, I still remember enough from my experience in Band Geeks to play the keytar. Not the instrument I would've picked, but I certainly rocked it! But not enough to give me an advantage! I didn't think the three of us would be evenly tied!" (End Confessional) The contestants are now ALL in what appears to be a hotel room! Dog asks: "Why are we in here? I mean, what do hotels have to do with rock stars anyways?" Sniz says: "You'd be surprised, Dog. When it comes to rock stars, a lot of them are synomonous with one thing; THRASHING hotel rooms! Therefore, in this part of the challenge, you will TRASH and SMASH everything in this room until there's nothing left to BREAK! And remember, these are TRAINED professional ACTORS doing this, do NOT try this at HOME, or anywhere ELSE for THAT matter! Vandalism is NOT cool!" Sniz pauses awkwardly and says: "Yeah, it's JUST not the SAME without the Knowing Rainbow, or the words, 'What You PROBABLY Already Know.' I tried!" /

 

And while they're TRASHING the hotel room, Janet Jackson's song "Nasty" plays in the background! Janet sings: "Gimme a beat! Sittin' in the movie show, thinkin' nasty thoughts! Better be a gentleman, or you turn me off! That's right, a-let me tell it; Nasty! Nasty boys, don't mean a thing. Oh you nasty boys. Nasty, Nasty boys, don't ever change, huh! Oh you nasty boys! I don't like no nasty car, I don't like a nasty food, huh! (Oh, oh, yeah). The only nasty thing I like is the nasty groove, huh! Will this one do? Uh-uh, I know, Sing. Nasty! Nasty boys, don't mean a thing. Oh, you nasty boys. Nasty, Nasty boys, don't ever change, huh! Oh, you nasty boys. Nasty! Nasty boys, give me your nasty groove, huh! Oh, you nasty boys! Nasty, Nasty boys, let me see your nasty body move, huh! Oh, you nasty boys! I could learn to like this. Listen up: I'm not a prude; (No)! I just want some respect, (that's right)! So close the door if you want me to respond, (Oh, oh, yeah!) 'Cause privacy is my middle name, my last name is Control." Marlene says: "No my first name ain't 'Baby;' it's Marlene; Miss Otter if you're nasty!" Janet sings: "Nasty! Nasty boys, don't mean a thing. Oh, you nasty boys. Nasty, Nasty boys, don't ever change, huh! Oh, you nasty boys! Nasty boys, don't mean a thing. Oh you nasty boys, don't mean a thing to me, huh! Nasty! Don't mean a thing, huh! Oh you nasty boys, uhh! I love this part! (Instrumental Solo) Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? (Nasty boys!) Who's that in that nasty car? (Nasty boys!) Who's that eating that nasty food? (Nasty boys!) Who's jamming to my nasty groove? (Nasty boys!) Ladies! Nasty boys, don't mean a thing. Oh, you nasty boys!" / And the song comes to the end, as EVERYTHING in the pretend hotel room is either banged up, bashed up, smashed up, and crashed up! Completely broken!

 

Sniz says: "And that's the SECOND part of the challenge! Time to tally up the scores again! 33.33% for Marlene, 33.33% for Larry, 33.33% for Dog; it's STILL a three-way tie! I've never SEEN such an evenly matched final three!" Marlene says: "I'm beginning to re-think this, and maybe this whole strategy of mine wasn't as good as I thought it was." Larry says: "You're not the ONLY one who's scratching their head! I can't figure out why none of us can seem to over-come the other!" Dog says: "All that matters to me, is that I'm having a TON of fun!" Sniz says: "So am I. It's TIME for the FINAL part of the challenge! This SHOULD determine a winner!" / The contestants are now getting out of the limosuine, and in front of a red carpet! Sniz says: "Welcome to the red carpet; where the final three get to walk to winner's circle! But here, we'll determine which one of you gets to be the top contestant for this season!" Larry asks: "What do we have to do for THIS part of the challenge?" Sniz laughs happily and says: "Actually, I think that I've FIGURED it out! The way to DETERMINE the winner! I think that I WON'T tell ANY of you how to WIN at this part of the challenge! You'll have to figure it out on your own! Of course, if you READ the ENTIREITY of your LEGAL contract that you ALL signed BEFORE coming onto this show, you MIGHT remember what to do for the final part of THIS challenge!" (Confessional)

 

Dog says: "I now see what Marlene MEANT by, 'only a complete idiot would SIGN something before READING it! How was I supposed to know Sniz wouldn't tell us about this?! He's told us about everything else!...Mostly!!!!" / Larry says: "I don't have a CLUE what I'm supposed to do here! Not even my game plan can help me out here! I'm without a clue!" / Marlene air-fist pumps and says: "YES!!!! Thank YOU, mom, for making SURE I read EVERY single word of that CONTRACT! I think I can confidantly say that I'm the ONLY one who knows EXACTLY what I need to do! I TOLD you that nothing was going to catch ME off guard this season!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "We're do this alphabetically. You will go from the Limo, all the way to the entrance. Once there, you will all go inside, and find out the answer to the question that everyone's been asking since the beginning of this season; who wins it?! For the game, let's make some MAGIC! Light's, camera, ACTION!!!!" Dog ducks and weaves, avoiding the paparazzi cameras, he briefly hugs the groupee standee, grabs the swag bag, but avoids the carb filled sandwich. He gets to the bouncer standee and asks: "Do you KNOW who my brother is?!" And the bouncer standee lets him pass! Larry goes up next, and Larry begrudgingly poses for one picture, puts his digits onto the groupee standee and silently mouths: "Call me." He avoids grabbing BOTH the swag bag AND the carb filled sandwich, and karate chops the bouncer standee in half! / Sniz tapes the bouncer standee back together, and it's finally Marlene's turn! Marlene takes her sweet time walking down the red carpet, as she makes different epic poses for the paparazzi, gives a big hug to the groupee standee, grabs the swag bag and takes the carb-filled sandwich, and she GIVES the carb-filled sandwich to the bouncer standee, and she says: "Here, have a sandwich."

 

And the bouncer standee LETS Marlene pass! With everyone at the doorway entrance, they're ready to go in! Marlene says: "Are you ready for the truth?" Larry answers: "As ready as I'll ever be!" Dog says: "Than LET'S do THIS!!!!" They open the doors at the EXACT same time, to REVEAL...ALL of the non-returning contestants from season one, as well as ALL the eliminated contestants from season two! Marlene gasps and says: "You're ALL here! Except for Blue Arrow!" Norbert says: "Of COURSE we're here! Where else would we be?!" Larry asks: "But who won the challenge?!" Treeflower says: "The results are coming in now! Dog ducked, Larry punched, and Marlene...posed, PERFECTLY!!!!" Marlene excitedly says: "Do you really mean it?!" Treeflower sighs and says: "I HAVE to admit it, you did GOOD, Marlene!" Marlene says: "That's all I wanted to hear!" Dog says: "So tell us! Who won the $7.7 million?!!!" Daggett says: "We've got to tally up the final score, as determined by our eliminated contestants, who WATCHED your performance!" And the three contestants wait for the results. Daggett says: "33% for Larry!" Norbert says: "33% for Dog!" Treeflower says: "1% for...Mad Dog HOEK?!!!" Lil says: "BOOM-BOOM!!!!" Norbert says: "And 33% for Marlene!!!! It's STILL a perfectly SPLIT 3 way TIE!!!! It's a DEADLOCKED match!!!!" Marlene asks: "What does THAT mean?" Daggett says: "That means its officially up to the jury audience NOW, to DETERMINE who is the WINNER of Total Cartoon Action!!!!" / To Be CONCLUDED... /

 

Episode Notes: Technically the final challenge of the season, the episode title is a reference to the B-52's hit song "Rock Lobster," and the song is even FEATURED as the show open! Other songs included in this show include N*Sync's "It's Gonna Be Me," and Janet Jackson's "Nasty." The contestants are in a three-way tie, and are deadlocked! It's up to the jury audience to decide a winner... / Personal Notes: I thought that the PERFECT way to ALMOST end "Total Cartoon Action," was to almost end it by alluding to the theme that's going to follow for the THIRD season of the "Total Cartoon" series; the theme of SINGING!!!! Marlene was perfect for filling the shoes of a rock-and-roller! And she had GOOD backing talent from Dog and Larry! No other hints or clues from me! You'll just have to wait and see who ends up being VICTORIOUS on "Total Cartoon Action!" / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!

[4EverGreen]

This is the beginning of the end for season two. To those of you who have stuck with me since the beginning, I want to thank you. I know it wasn't easy waiting for me, with the way I had to struggle to make this season come into fruition, but at long last, the results are finally about to come in! I hope you're happy with the results, I know I am! / The screen opens up on the monitor room, but it's empty. After an awkward pause, Norbert says: "I guess I'm doing the episode recap this time. Welcome to the season finale of Total Cartoon Action! Last time, it was down to the final three; Dog, Larry, and Marlene! For their final challenge, they had to do the rock and roll biopic film! They rocked out to an N*Sync jam, they thrashed a hotel room, they even worked the red carpet! They opened the doors, and found themselves in OUR studio room! But even after all the results, the three contestants are STILL evenly tied! Way to make things complicated, 'Mad Dog Hoek' Lil Deville! So now the decision winds up in the hands of the jury; the non-returning contestants from season one and the eliminated contestants from season two! Who will be chosen to win season two?! Find out on the final official episode of Total Cartoon Action!!!!" / "The Grand Finish! It's Not Over 'Til It's Over!" /

 

The special intro of the "Performance Review" plays, but instead of saying the words "Performance Review" after "Total Cartoon Action," it says: "Season Finale!" instead! The show opens up properly with Dog, Larry, and Marlene all sitting on separate single green couches. Daggett, Norbert, and Treeflower are all sitting together, and everyone else is in the bleachers! Norbert says: "Welcome to the season finale of Total Cartoon Action! Today, I'm your host, Norbert Foster Beaver, along with my LOVELY co-host Treeflower, who I am now ENGAGED to be married to, and my fun-loving brother, Daggett! So HINT, ladies, he's STILL single and available!" Daggett nervously says: "Yeah, about that, Norbert. I think I need to tell you something..." Treeflower says: "Try NOT to interrupt! We're in the MIDDLE of something important and it doesn't INVOLVE you!" Daggett asks: "Why do you ALWAYS assume that I have absolutely NOTHING of importance to say to anyone?! I have things that I need to express TO; you know!" Treeflower sarcastically says: "Oh, SURE, Daggett! You know all about HOW to be important!" Dog says: "Lay off him; I think he really DOES have something important to say!" Norbert says: "You have to respect Daggett, all right, Treeflower? He IS going to become your brother-in-law when we get married!"

 

Treeflower sighs and says: "All right! Daggett, what important thing do YOU have to say?" Daggett says: "The truth of the matter is, I'm already in a relationship with someone special!" Norbert says: "Daggett! You SLY dog! I didn't think you HAD it in you!" Daggett says: "As a matter of fact, this HAS been going on since late season one, since Loser's Last Resort!" Norbert says: "Don't keep us in suspense, tell us!" Daggett says: "If I tell you, all you'll do is LAUGH at me!" Norbert says: "Daggett, you can tell me ANYTHING! I'm your older brother! I won't laugh no matter WHO it is!" Daggett sighs and says: "Okay. I'm in LOVE...with BUNNY!!!!" And the audience gasps in shock! Bunny blushes and says: "Guilty as charged!" Norbert says: "Daggett, you are ONE lucky Beaver!" Daggett asks: "You don't think it's funny?" Norbert says: "Of course not! Just because we're related, that doesn't mean we're going to share the same kind of interests! I have my interests, you have yours! But I totally SUPPORT you and Bunny! He's big, he's brave, he's cute, and he's fluffy! I'm glad you have someone like that looking out for your best interests, Daggett! You are SMOOTH!!!!" And everyone loudly claps!

 

Daggett happily says: "I think I can safely say that I now feel like the luckiest beaver in the entire world!" Norbert corrects and says: "Luckiest beaver to be in a relationship with a rabbit in the world!" Marlene says: "I never saw THAT coming, but mostly because they NEVER showed their relationship on-screen!" Norbert says: "Sorry Marlene, that was season one rules." Treeflower says: "Just wait until season three! We are FINALLY going to get our PG rating approval! Hello 4 MILLION plus in ratings!" Norbert says: "But for now, we've got a job to do!" Treeflower says: "Right! It's time to introduce the Final Three! They have fought it out against 25 other contestants, and now all that stands between them and a $7.7 million payday is each other!" Norbert says: "Representing the show of Spongebob Squarepants, Larry the Lobster!" Daggett says: "Representing the show of Catdog, Dog!" Treeflower says: "And surprisingly, representing The Penguins of Madagascar, Marlene Otter! I'd be LYING if I said I wasn't biased!" Ren Hoek asks: "So NOW what?" Norbert says: "First, we are going to review how each one of them managed to get all the way here; and they will make their case to the jury as to why they should win. And for those who feel like it, they can question and cross-reference the contestants about their decisions."

 

Daggett asks: "There is ONE thing I'm wondering! Blue Arrow isn't here; that makes for an incomplete panel! Who will replace him?!" Norbert answers: "Not to worry, Daggett! We thought of EVERYTHING! The final member of the panel, and the UNOFFICIAL fan-character contestant representative for this show, General Horatio Barracuda!!!!" General Barracuda walks into the studio, to loud, thunderous applause! Pearl says: "Hi, dad!" Craig says: "I had a feeling you would be here!" General Barracuda says: "I wouldn't have missed it for the world! You know what the only difference is between ME and the REST of the main antagonists that appeared this season? I'm the ONLY one not to meet some disasterous fate!" Pearl says: "Well, you DID technically perform a heel-face turn this season, by switching your allegiance from evil to good. That's probably why YOU endured why all the other antagonists didn't!" Treeflower says: "We're glad you could make it. Now, would you please take a seat among the bleachers?" General Barracuda chooses a seat between Pearl and Craig. General Barracuda sighs and says: "I just wish your mother was alive to see us back together." Pearl says: "You know she's happy that we are!" Craig says: "And if luck is on our side, no villain will EVER be able to tear us apart again!"

 

Norbert says: "Now, it's time to review the season performance, of the Final Three!" And Performance Clips start playing! Treeflower says: "Larry the Lobster!" Daggett says: "His character had a more complex evolution than any OTHER character that performed this season!" Norbert says: "When he first started appearing, he initially came across as a villain, who wanted to get revenge against Spongebob, because Larry felt that Spongebob had taken Sandy away from him!" Treeflower says: "But when Larry's attempts to get Sandy to form an alliance with him failed, he decided to figure out a way to eliminate and humiliate her in the same move!" Daggett says: "With the support of his alliance, Larry revealed to Sandy, that in reality, SHE was the one in the wrong for ending the relationship between herself and Larry!" Norbert says: "Larry was a lifeguard, a fact that Sandy didn't realize, until she was already in WAY deep in the challenge!" Treeflower says: "With the safety of Stimpy and Spongebob on the line, Sandy agreed to take the fall for Stimpy's behavior, and let herself get eliminated instead." Daggett says: "Because Larry THOUGHT that he wanted revenge against Sandy, he agreed to Sandy's terms." Norbert says: "Sandy DID keep her end of the bargain! She threw a challenge, and Larry became obligated to keep Stimpy and Spongebob safe!"

 

Treeflower says: "What Larry didn't realize, is that this was ALL part of Sandy's plans, to un-nerve Larry and make him question himself, about what he was really doing in the game this season!" Daggett says: "As it turns out, Larry didn't actually WANT to PROVE that Sandy WOULD throw the challenge; he was actually convinced that Sandy WOULDN'T throw the challenge, and therefore, would NOT be a squirrel of her word!" Norbert says: "But when Larry saw how Sandy was willing to sacrifice herself and not even EXPECT anything in return, it made Larry question his whole moral game." Treeflower says: "Larry's moral dilemma started coming to a head in the first sci-fi action movie challenge." Daggett says: "When Larry found out that General Barracuda was PLANNING on causing harm to Spongebob; Larry knew that if General Barracuda succeeded in his plans to harm Spongebob, Sandy would hold LARRY responsible!" Norbert says: "If the fact that Sandy threw HER challenge un-nerved Larry, saving Spongebob REALLY put Larry on the spot!" Treeflower says: "Knowing that he saved Spongebob, ended up making Larry feel good inside. And because he felt good inside, he no longer felt comfortable continuing his old strategy of trying to tear down Spongebob by trying to coerce him out of the competition."

 

Daggett says: "This fact was made all too obvious in the alien movie challenge. When General Barracuda TRIED to force Larry's claws by threatening Pearl's safety, Larry instead managed to get the drop on him!" Norbert says: "It was then and there that Larry FINALLY shed his old image of his potential villain status, and became a full-fledged good guy!" Treeflower says: "He dropped his vendetta against Spongebob, and promised a good, honorable match-up between the two of them." Daggett says: "Coming to terms with his good guy identity was one thing, coming to terms with his love identity was another." Norbert says: "As the season wore on, it became very clear that Larry had clear feelings for someone special." Treeflower says: "But nobody would've expected that someone would be Craig Mammalton!" General Barracuda asks: "YOU and Larry?!" Craig Mammalton blushes and says: "We have a special thing with each other!" General Barracuda says: "As long as YOU'RE happy, that's all that matters!" Daggett says: "When Larry and Craig Mammalton FINALLY decided to hit it off, they hit it off BIG!" Norbert says: "But Larry's competition in this challenge was not without its surprises!" Treeflower says: "Larry was shocked enough when Spongebob accidentally sabotaged HIMSELF out of the competition!"

 

Daggett says: "But perhaps nothing was harder for Larry than losing Craig Mammalton at the final five, and having to endure the final challenges without him!" Norbert says: "And yet, despite never being able to win a SINGLE individual immunity challenge, though not from a lack of trying, Larry managed to persevere and find his way here!" And Larry's clips end, and everybody claps! Sandy says: "I'm certainly a genius, aren't I Spongebob?" Spongebob says: "Normally, I'd be TEMPTED to make notes about your grammar, but I understood what you meant, so I'm going to let that slide!" Treeflower says: "And now, it's time to present Marlene's performance in this game! This is going to be SO painful!" Norbert says: "Don't worry, Treeflower, I'm here to help you!" And Marlene's clips begin playing! Daggett says: "Marlene came into this game excited and thrilled that she had the opportunity to play in a season of the Total Cartoon series!" Norbert says: "Crafty and cunning, Marlene had several strategy ideas at her disposal, and she was NOT afraid to use them!" Treeflower says: "But one thing Marlene couldn't have ANTICIPATED, and I know that I certainly didn't anticipate it, was the two member team swap in the wilderness survival movie challenge!" Daggett says: "Marlene found herself swapped out of the Network Noobs, and into the Boom Vets!"

 

Norbert says: "The swap turned out to be mostly good for the Boom Vets, and NOT so good as far as Marlene's relationship with CERTAIN contestants; but I'm NOT saying ANY names!" Treeflower sighs and says: "I was FULL of myself when Marlene got swapped onto my team. I was so full of my OWN over-confidence and skills, I felt like bragging about it to Marlene. Why? I guess I wanted to impress her, but instead, I turned her off. The fact that I WAS a C.I.T., should NOT have given me an exscuse to gloat about myself the way I did! In retrospect, I could see WHY she might be ticked with me!" Daggett says: "And resisting the URGE to state the obvious..." Daggett runs off-screen and shouts: "DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And he runs back on-screen, sighs and says: "Totally inappropriate, but I HAD to get it out of my system!" Treeflower rolls her eyes and says: "Understandable." Norbert says: "That's when Marlene came up with a plan, and it HAPPENED to involve me!" Daggett says: "I'll just save you BOTH the trouble AND humiliation and cut to the chase!" Norbert and Treeflower both say: "Thank you!" Daggett says: "Jinx! You owe me a soda!" Norbert says: "It only WORKS if you ALSO said the same thing, Daggett!" Daggett says: "My bad! In any case, long story short, Norbert got med evac'd, and Treeflower got mad!"

 

Norbert says: "It looked like Marlene's game was in jeopardy, and I DON'T mean the T.V. show OR the 1983 hit song by the Greg Kihn Band!" Marlene asks: "Get that information from Captain Retro?" Norbert answers: "Got that information from Captain Retro!" Treeflower says: "Anyways, when Angelica came back to the game and made my life miserable, Marlene came up with a good idea, I have to admit! She suggested the two of us team up to take her out!" Angelica, wearing her red cave-girl hair wig again, scoffs and says: "Oh, like I was REALLY the WORST thing that ever happened to you!" Otto scoffs and says: "You're the WORST thing to happen to ANYBODY!!!! ESPECIALLY me!" Angelica says: "Same to you, but to ME!" Reggie says: "Shut UP, Otto! The way you antagonize Angelica, you would THINK you were listening to an old, MARRIED couple argue and bicker with each other!" Angelica says: "Thank you, Reggie!" Reggie says: "You're welcome, friend!" Otto sarcastically says: "Thanks a LOT, traitor!" Reggie says: "I'm not even going to dignify that with a PROPER response!" Daggett says: "Anyways, with the alliance in place, Marlene's game seemed to be back on track." Norbert says: "But Skipper unintentionally put a WRENCH in those plans in the Alfred Hitchcock movie challenge!"

 

Marlene says: "I just want to state for the record, that I TOLD Skipper it was NOT a good idea to go after Treeflower! I'm REALLY sorry that he has trouble listening to me!" Skipper asks: "WHAT?!!!" Marlene says: "Sorry, Skipper. You ARE kind of head-strong, and you don't REALLY listen to other's suggestions! Granted, I have the same kind of problem, but the difference is that I admitted it, and I'm working on it!" Treeflower says: "I'll give you points for honesty." Daggett says: "Ironically, in the next episode after that, Marlene remembered she had an alliance with Stimpy, and in the Spanish Movie Challenge, took care of a problem once and for all!" Treeflower shouts: "Daggett!" Daggett asks: "WHAT?!!! I didn't SPECIFY what the problem WAS!!!!" Treeflower says: "You IMPLIED it!" Daggett says: "Technically speaking, you can't hold me responsible for your own mistakes!" Treeflower asks: "Norbert?" Norbert says: "NOPE! Staying out of this one!" Daggett rolls his eyes and sarcastically says: "Figures that YOU would!" Norbert says: "Knowledge is knowing when to keep your eyes open and your mouth shut!" Daggett says: "In any case, Marlene's game continued pretty much more or less, without any MAJOR hurdles to over-come!" Treeflower says: "Not even Aang's return to the game could jolt Marlene out of her strategy, and that's SAYING something!" Aang asks: "Why is it saying something?" Norbert says: "To be fair, for the contestants around you, it was PRETTY hard to keep their minds on their strategies with YOU around!" Aang asks: "Did I mention I was possessed by Mesogog during MOST of that?!" Daggett says: "It wasn't unitl Norbert returned to the game that Marlene formulated a plan to get to the end!"

 

Norbert says: "I just want to state for the record that I did not ACTUALLY fall for Marlene's charms! I only PRETENDED to because I was TRYING to earn some money for Treeflower, which I DID!" Treeflower says: "All in all, Marlene WAS a formidable contestant! Even WITHOUT my grudge, she probably WOULD'VE taken me out...eventually." Marlene asks: "Really?!" Treeflower says: "You were on FIRE, metaphorically speaking! You made alliances where they counted, and you knew how to strategize in challenges! You really did good this season." Marlene says: "And coming from you, that means a lot!" And Marlene's clips end! Suddenly, a familiar voice sounds from the bleachers and says: "Did I arrive in time? I hope I'm not too late!" Dog happily says: "Randolph!" Randolph sits down next to Rancid, and Randolph says: "I'm here, and I LOVE it! And I'm not the only one here to watch you!" Dog asks: "What do you mean?" Randolph says: "I brought along someone special that I think you WANT to see!"

 

And Randolph opens up his coat, and out WALKS Cat, now looking like a normal, detached Cat!!!! Dog sadly says: "Cat?" Cat cries and says: "Dog!!!!" And they run up and hug each other! Dog says: "You don't know how much I've missed you! I'm so SORRY for leaving you alone!" Cat says: "I know why you did it. I drove you away. I shouldn't have done it!" Dog says: "Cat, those things you said to me; the reason why I physically separated from you? I just want to let you know, that some of the things you said WERE right about me." Cat asks: "Which things?" Dog, ashamed, says: "I was selfish, self-centered, and concerned mostly with having fun. I just...often wouldn't think about your OWN health or safety when we were attached to each other. I was...oblivious at best. You didn't deserve that from me. You deserve to be happy just as much as I do." Cat says: "Well, after you left, my life opened up socially. The girl cats really went for me. I got into the stock market, I was fiscally responsible and smart, and I ended up making a lot of money! I really fixed up our place and bought all the luxuries I had ever wanted! But you know what? I never felt...happy." Dog asks: "Why?" Cat says: "Because all the stuff I was doing, I was doing in order to fill the void left by your absence. I didn't want to admit it, but I missed you, to!"

 

Dog asks: "You did?!" Cat says: "Dog, strange as our birth was, and our upbringing, you are the only brother I have in this world. I could become the RICHEST cat in the world, but it wouldn't fulfill me the way being with you, did. I mean, I might have gotten hurt on a couple of occasions, but life with you did provide something good." Dog asks: "What's that?" Cat answers: "Adventure and fun! I got to experience a lot of things I never would've experienced if not for your curiosity!" Dog says: "This time away from you has given me time to reflect and mature. I wanted to win this season to impress you." Cat says: "Dog, having you in my life would be the GREATEST prize you could give me!" Dog sadly says: "That makes it harder to say what I have to say to you." Cat asks: "What do you need to tell me?" Dog says: "I want to settle down, and I want to be with Randolph. I love him, and his love is mutual to me. He wants to share a life with me, even though we won't be sharing a body. I will always be your brother Cat, but I don't think I'll find a soul-mate the way I've found Randolph." Cat says: "Be with him, Dog!" Dog asks: "You really mean it?!" Cat says: "You DO deserve to be happy, Dog! And believe me, I've watched you! I think you really HAVE matured and grown over this season! I would be really proud to see you and Randolph together!"

 

Dog says: "You don't think it's strange?" Cat says: "We were BORN because our biological mom and dad were willing to take a chance with each other! Besides, pairings like ours? They are a LOT more common than you think!" Dog happily says: "Thank you, Cat! And don't worry, we'll come and visit often! We won't stay away long!" Cat says: "As long as you have someone to love, you're never really alone!" Norbert says: "Exscuse me, we have a contestant's performance to finish reviewing?!" Cat releases Dog, and Cat says: "Go do it Dog, I believe in you!" Dog says: "That's all I ever wanted from you!" And Cat goes up to the bleachers and joins Randolph! Randolph asks: "He sure is special, isn't he?" Cat happily says: "I know. He's MY brother!" And clips from Dog's performance over the season begin playing! Treeflower says: "He always seemed like a long-shot in the game." Norbert says: "Sometimes, he literally WAS the underdog when it came to challenges!" Daggett says: "Despite not having a lot of strategical skills in the game, he made up for it by being very sociable!" Treeflower says: "A good, early move that Dog made was to get himself into an alliance with Larry." Daggett says: "Although Dog was sometimes tricked due to having a nice and sometimes naive nature, he never let his downfalls discourage him for long!"

 

Norbert says: "But Dog's game really started looking up when Stimpy decided to make an alliance with him!" Treeflower says: "While Stimpy's run in the game didn't last long, Dog learned a lot from Stimpy, and even learned that being together with a cat could be a good thing for him!" Daggett says: "What really helped Dog out, was learning about the value of karma from Rocko!" Rocko says: "I was helping out a friend! Dog wanted to go to the Dinosaur Fossil Park in Colorado, and I figured helping him out would be a good deed for me." Norbert says: "And it turned out to be good in more ways than one!" Treeflower says: "Two challenges after the Road Trip Movie Challenge, it was time for the Dark Comedy Movie Challenge, where the contestants had to survive on a dinosaur filled island!" Daggett says: "Because Dog learned all about the different dinosaur fossils, he knew all about the dinosaurs, and therefore, how to survive on an island with them." Norbert says: "Dog really started proving himself in challenges after that." Treeflower says: "Dog co-won the Dark Comedy Movie Challenge, won the Reward Challenge in the Oriental Asian Movie, won the Cult Classic Family Movie Challenge, and the Magical Fantasy Movie Challenge!" Norbert says: "In this way, Dog went from underdog, to TOP Dog!!!!" And Dog's clips end!

 

Daggett says: "You've seen the performances of the Final Three!" Treeflower says: "And now, you'll get to hear from them, as they will make their case, as to WHY they should win!" Norbert says: "But first, these IMPORTANT messages!" General Barracuda says: "This show is being brought to you by Captain Retro! All of the goodness of the 1980's and 1990's, without any of the badness!" / (Commercial Break) I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now!

[4EverGreen]

It's time for the second and Final part of this season finale of "Total Cartoon Action," "The Grand Finish! It's Not Over 'Til It's Over!" / After the commercials end, the show opens back up on the final three, as Norbert, Daggett, and Treeflower are ready to question them for the final time! Treeflower says: "Welcome back to the season finale! We're here with the final three! Dog, Larry, and yes, even Marlene!" Marlene says: "Thank you!" Norbert says: "You three have come far and have overcome all the other challenges! Now all YOU have to do is state your case as to WHY you should win!" Marlene says: "Hey! I have a CRAZY idea! Just give the grand prize money, to ME!" Treeflower seriously says: "How about, NOT?!" Marlene says: "Worth a shot!" Larry asks: "Why do we even GOT to do this anyways?! Can't the audience jury just vote and get it over with?" Daggett says: "Haven't you learned ANYTHING from this season? That's not how the concept of this season works! It's all about building dramtic tension, making you REVEAL your emotions! Give us the passion, give us the pathos! And yes, even give us reason to believe in the struggles you've gone through this season!" Norbert says: "Let us explain it, in SONG!!!!" /

 

Norbert, with Treeflower and Daggett on backing vocals, begin a rocking performance of Starship's 1987 hit song, "It's Not Over 'Til It's Over!" / Norbert sings: "Listen! We don't call the shots here, you know we don't make the rules! We take what we get, get what we can. And it's learning the hard way, right here on the streets. You can't build a dream, without a plan. (Passion speaks), let them hear you speak. (Play for keeps); they play to win, we play for keeps! It's not over 'til it's over! It's not over 'til we get it right! The odds are against us, they say we don't stand a chance! But there's no giving up, no giving in. When push comes to shove, you got to fight for what you love! You do what you must, do what you can. (Passion speaks), let them hear you speak! (Play for keeps); they play to win, we play for keeps! It's not over 'til it's over, (it's not over); it's not over 'til we get it right! It's not over 'til it's over, (don't go giving in!) It's not over 'til we get it right! No sir! (Instrumental solo) The odds are against us, but you know we still stand a chance. But there's no giving up, no giving in. It's not over! It's not over 'til it's over.
It's not over 'til we, 'til we, 'til we get it right! It's not over 'til it's over. It's not over 'til we, 'til we, 'til we get it right! It's not over 'til it's over. Don't go giving in now, believe it!" / And the song ends!

 

Dog says: "I think we understand what you mean. We're game for this!" Treeflower says: "That's all we wanted to hear! Marlene, since I want to get YOUR interview out of the way, how about we interview YOU first?!" Marlene says: "All right. And I promise to NOT make myself sound conceited OR take cheap shots at your expense!" Treeflower says: "I'll hold my judgment UNTIL after you've finished!" Marlene stands up, and begins to make her case to the jury. Marlene says: "Jury, most of you know me from my performance this season. And while I outlasted those of you who appeared on season two, I bear no personal grudge against ANY of you, not even Treeflower! Anyways, if you want to know why I deserve to win this season, you need to look no further than my game strategies this season! My strategizing ROCKED!!!! I made an alliance with Stimpy, partnered up with Reggie and Rocko, teamed up with Treeflower to take out Angelica, helped Stimpy figure out a way to expose Aang's behavior, kept Norbert's mole status a secret, and I won TWO straight solo immunity challenges back to back! You can't get much better than that! All I'm saying is, I made my game-play matter where it truly counted! Vote for ME, if for no other reason that you think I'm drop dead gorgeous and WAY out of your league! But I might still give you the time of day!"

 

Norbert says: "Very good then. Larry, it's your turn." Larry gets up and says: "Thank you. Jury, I know that some of you have mixed feelings about me; some for very good reason. But I just want you to know that the lobster you have mixed feelings about, isn't the same lobster who entered this season. I thought I knew everything there was to know about myself entering this game; turns out, I didn't really know anything at all. I thought I wanted revenge, but it didn't make me happy. I thought I wanted to humiliate Sandy, and I only ended up feeling bad about it. I even thought I wanted to outlast Spongebob in competition. But Spongebob didn't deserve to LEAVE the way he did! I might be here now, but truthfully, our competition against each other this season was...inconclusive at best. Truthfully, I might not be here if I didn't have real friends who trusted me and helped me out during these many challenges. Craig and Dog? You two have helped me out more times than I can count. And Dog? I just want to say if I DON'T win; I hope it's you." Dog says: "That's very nice of you to say." Larry says: "The point is, I figured out a lot of things about myself. I had to grow and mature emotionally as this season progressed. I found out who I truly was, and I think I'm a better lobster for it. And I would be honored to take home the title for champion this season."

 

Norbert says: "Thank you for your honesty. Dog, wrap it up!" Larry sits down, and Dog stands up! Dog says: "Hi there! I'm Dog, and I'm still not sure how I really got here. I know some of it was luck, but I do believe that some of it was due to some genuine skill. I also know that it was due to my good social skills. I made friends not because I wanted to get further in the game, but because I really DID want to be friends with anyone who wanted to be friends with me! Larry, I'm honored that you would want me to win this game if you don't. Marlene, you ARE a good otter, but you DO think too highly of yourself!" Marlene asks: "What do you mean?" Dog says: "For starters, you have a perfection personality complex. You THINK you're perfect, but of course you're not!" Marlene says: "I will grant you ONE thing! I have recently become aware that in the past, I HAVE often thought too highly of myself, and I PROBABLY belittled others when I shouldn't have! That wasn't right for me! But I KNOW that I've made mistakes! I'm not saying that my game-play WAS perfect! I know I made a mistake or two!" Dog says: "While it's refreshing to hear you say that, it doesn't change the fact that there were a lot of mistakes you made, that you didn't apologize for!" Helga says: "This ought to be good!" Chuckie says: "This is where Dog makes his move!"

 

Norbert asks: "Help us out; what are you talking about?" Dog says: "Let's start out with the most OBVIOUS mistake! Flirting with Norbert; even though A. He was already IN a love relationship with Treeflower; and B. You KNEW that flirting with Norbert would make Treeflower go crazy!" Marlene says: "She was IRRITATING me! I'm sorry Treeflower, but you WERE!" Dog says: "That did not give you the right to feign love for a guy you didn't really like! That's bad enough in itself, but you even got Skipper into the act!" Skipper says: "I was trying to help her SELL her performance!" Dog says: "And despite having THAT plan spectacularly BACKFIRE on you, it didn't stop you from making the EXACT same mistake a SECOND time, when YOU of ALL contestants should've KNOWN better!" Marlene defensively says: "The FIRST time, I thought the only reason I even failed, was because I was TOO beautiful! Can I help it if my beauty is SO natural?!" Treeflower asks: "Do you HONESTLY believe you were too beautiful?!" Marlene sheepishly says: "Yes. I have a natural amount of high self-esteem, and an ego to go along with it! Look, I'm not going to defend those actions; I was being immature, I admit that! But still, you got to admit the rest of my game was pretty spot on!" Dog says: "Admittedly, you did PRETTY good for yourself, but there are OTHER places you slipped up!"

 

Phoebe asks: "I wonder what he's going to go for now?" Marlene asks: "What else did I do wrong?!" Dog says: "First off, there were a couple of times where you WEREN'T willing to put your own safety on the line, even when your other team-mates risked THEIR necks for the benefit of the team! Take for instance, Haggis McHaggis, Angelica Pickles, and Otto Rocket! These three ALL worked hard to attain immunity for the Boom Vets. But in the challenges where the THREE of them ended up getting eliminated, you CHOSE to sit those out and not try to prevent their eliminations!" Marlene says: "Haggis VOLUNTEERED to put himself on the line for the caveman movie challenge! And you can't BLAME me for Angelica and Otto! They legitimately SUCKED in those challenges! Putting ME in their situations wouldn't have helped the Boom Vets out! Aang was a legitimately insurmountable FORCE in those challenges!" Jimmy says: "Did you hear THAT Aang?! She thought you were insurmountable!" Aang says: "That's not a comforting fact!" Dog says: "And finally, you thought it would be a GOOD idea to keep the knowledge of the fact that Norbert was a mole, all to yourself. Did you NOT think that A. That was selfish, and B. The REST of us had a right to KNOW that knowledge?!" Marlene says: "I would be lieing if I said that I WASN'T thinking about myself in that position!"

 

Norbert says: "And I thought that if only SHE knew, that I wouldn't be violating the contract I made with Fondue!" Marlene says: "My game might NOT have been ideal, but I was just trying to play my hardest and do my BEST! You can't fault me for that!" Dog says: "I'm NOT faulting you for that! But don't you think that when you MADE those mistakes, the least you COULD'VE done is APOLOGIZE for having done wrong?!" Marlene says: "Okay. I'm sorry. I am legitimately, honestly, totally sorry, for any headaches, troubles, inconveniences, or humiliations that anyone directly and/or indirectly suffered because of actions that I took this season!" Rocko asks: "What do you think, Reggie? Do you think she's legitimate?" Reggie says: "Hard to say. I was practically in the same situation myself, and even I can't tell if she is being legitimate!" Norbert says: "You have all made your cases. Now, perhaps some of the members of the jury want to cross-reference you. Ren Hoek, why don't you start?" Ren says: "I don't really know Larry or Dog, and I really wasn't involved with Marlene's game. I guess this is just a general question, for all three of you. What do you MOST regret doing this season?" Marlene answers: "Flirting with Norbert, TWICE!" Larry says: "Causing Sandy's elimination/humiliation!" Dog says: "Being angry with my brother Cat!" Ren says: "No further questions."

 

Aang says: "I know I probably have no RIGHT to ask you any questions, but what made each of you SO determined to win the game?" Marlene answers: "I wanted to be the FIRST female to win a season of the Total Cartoon series!" Larry says: "I wanted to be the first representative from Spongebob Squarepants to win a season of this series!" Dog says: "I wanted to prove myself to Cat and make my brother proud!" Aang says: "No further questions!" Patrick says: "I could probably ask you something deep, but I'm going to be fair and make it random. I'll give my vote to whoever gets this question right. What color am I thinking of right now?" Marlene answers: "Blue!" Larry answers: "Red!" Dog answers: "Green!" Patrick says: "No further questions." Treeflower says: "This first question is just for Marlene. Besides the fact that I was a C.I.T. and TRYING to impress you with facts about myself, what is it about me that IRRITATED you?! I'm sorry, but I just want to know YOUR perspective from this!" Marlene says: "Honestly, I was intimidated by your good lucks and genuine intelligence! I thought you'd be a threat to me in the competition! I guess that's why I wasn't too keen about being on the same team as you!" Treeflower says: "Didn't realize that! As for the other two, what would YOU do with the grand prize money if you won it?"

 

Larry answers: "I would share it with Craig, invest it into a bank account for the two of us, and take us cruising around the world." Dog says: "I did want to win the grand prize money for Cat, but since he just told me that he is already rich, I would use a good chunk of the grand prize money to build an orphanage for underpriviledged dogs and cats without parents! They would grow up in a good, loving, nuturing environment!" And the audience goes: "Awww!" Cat cries and says: "You HAVE matured, Dog!" Randolph says: "I LOVE that idea!" Treeflower says: "No further questions." Suzie Carmichael says: "Surprisingly, this question will not be about you, it will be about me. What do YOU honestly think of me?" Marlene says: "I think you're a fine, great singer, but you NEED to give it up and stop beating around the bush! I know who you really love!" Gerald asks: "Is it ME?! Please tell me that it's me! I'd go for Beyonce Knowles, but Jay-Z has her!" Marlene says: "No, it's not you!" Gerald says: "Dangit!" Larry says: "You've got the moves like Jagger! Any guy who had you would have to be CRAZY to go for anyone else!" Dog says: "You can sing it AND swing it! You'll make it BIG in the music industry!" Suzie says: "No further questions!"

 

Reggie says: "I know I said things about most of you earlier. But I need to know; what do YOU think about yourselves?" Marlene says: "I think I worked long and hard to get here. My game play was not without its hiccups, but I persevered and made it here! I'm proud of myself, and I feel like I accomplished what I set out to do." Larry says: "For the longest time, I thought I knew everything there WAS to know about myself! But the truth of the matter was, I was in the dark about a lot of things! It took the help of some good friends of mine to help me see the light. Now I'm a good, kind lobster, and I won't pressure ANYBODY into 'Living Like Larry' ever again!" Dog says: "I did have trouble paying attention, but I know now why it's important to be aware of your surroundings, and why its important to help other people. I think I've gained a lot from this competition!" Reggie says: "No further questions." Norbert says: "This question is for Marlene. HYPOTHETICALLY, if I WASN'T attached to Treeflower, would you HONESTLY be interested in going out with me?" Marlene says: "Truthfully? No, you're not my type. I'm into somebody a little more adventurous and daring, like Skipper!" Norbert says: "Than I have no other questions." Angelica angrily says: "I just want to know RIGHT now, which one of you was RESPONSIBLE for my ELIMINATION this season?!"

 

Marlene rolls her eyes and sarcastically says: "You want to know the answer?! Look in the mirror!" Larry says: "I can't STAND being around you! I can't even BELIEVE that I once THOUGHT I was LIKE you, or even WANTED to be like you!" Dog says: "I just want to say that I like your red cave-hair wig. I bear no grudge against you." Angelica says: "At least ONE of you has good taste! No further questions!" Rocko says: "This question is for all three of you. What role do you think karma plays in your performance this season?" Marlene says: "From what I've experencied, everytime I thought too highly of myself, karma took away something I enjoyed, or made my time in the game show more difficult. Everytime I made a genuine friendship or put myself on the line for others, the risks I took were rewarded with stuff I enjoyed." Larry says: "Revenge wasn't the answer for me. Having friends, and doing good deeds for others, showed me what was really important in life." Dog says: "I didn't know what karma was before you showed me what it was! Thanks to you, I see why it is so important to be kind and generous to others!" Rocko says: "No further questions!" Spongebob says: "Be honest, what do YOU think of Spongebob Squarepants, my cartoon series?" Marlene says: "I'm surprised I was NEVER asked to guest star in it!"

 

Larry says: "Often, I wish I had more screen-time or GOOD roles on your episodes!" Dog says: "I like your voice! Sometimes, I think you sound like me!" Spongebob asks: "I sound like YOU?! I don't really see it. No further questions!" Lil says: "Here's my question!" And in a Spanish accent, Lil Devill says: "Mad Dog Hoek likes only two things! The first is BOOM! The second is BOOM! Put them together and what do you GET?!" All three contestants answer: "BOOM-BOOM?" Lil Deville shouts: "OLE!!!!" Otto Rocket says: "You KNOW that I'm more athletic than all THREE of you put together, so why do you think that YOU are at the Final Three and I'm not?" Marlene says: "Because you're arrogant and cocky!" Larry says: "You showboat too much and you don't care enough about other people's feelings!" Dog says: "I just genuinely think it's because I don't think too highly of myself." Otto says: "No further questions." Sandy says: "Larry, you already mentioned how you felt about getting me eliminated. Now tell me, what did my presence in the game mean to you?" Larry says: "For starters, you genuinely intimidated me. I was scared by your athletic skills and your knowledge. I was worried that if you stayed in the game too long, you would become an immunity risk to the Network Noobs. I was bitter at you, but you still didn't deserve to be eliminated by me."

 

Sandy says: "I will admit, you seem a lot more humble NOW than you were early on this season." Larry says: "I know that I could say anything to you, but it can't change what I did. But Sandy? If it were HUMANLY possible to go back in time, I would GLADLY take your place in that elimination!" Sandy says: "As for you two, what's your better skill? Knowledge, or physical abilities?" Marlene says: "Knowledge!" Dog says: "Physical abilities!" Sandy says: "No further questions!" Stimpy is taking care of his kids, but Stimpy asks: "What do you think of my kids?!" Larry says: "Cute!" Dog says: "Adorable!" Marlene says: "The most PRECIOUS things ever!" Stimpy says: "No further questions!" Rancid says: "Be honest, the events of Break-Your-Neck Mesa were pretty earth-shattering. What did you think about Ren's risk-taking when it came to Stimpy?" Marlene says: "Ren was just fighting to earn the love and recognition of someone he deeply cared for. Just because Ren and Stimpy are guys, that doesn't make their love and affection for each other any less real." Larry says: "I belittled it at first, but probably only because I felt that I was in love with a guy myself, and I didn't want to admit it!" Dog says: "Ren kissing Stimpy reminded me of how much I missed my brother Cat." Rancid says: "No further questions."

 

Haggis says: "I'm thinking about auditioning for the title role of King Lear in an upcoming film production of the Shakespeare book. What do you think are my chances of nailing the audition?" Dog says: "You've got as good a shot as anyone else." Larry says: "You'll regret it if you don't audition!" Marlene says: "I would be the FIRST in line to watch you star in that movie!" Haggis says: "No further questions!" Invader Zim says: "I have to know something! Do you think I fit here on Earth?!" Dog says: "You fit here on Earth as much as Cat and I do!" Larry says: "It's more fun with you around!" Marlene says: "I can't think of anywhere else where you would fit in more!" Zim says: "No further questions!" Norbert says: "General Barracuda, wrap it up!" General Barracuda says: "What was your GREATEST accomplishment this season?!" Dog says: "Saving Suzie from an Allosaurus!" Marlene says: "Sticking it to Treeflower in the Spanish Movie Challenge!" Larry says: "Kicking YOUR butt whenever YOU fought against me!!!!" General Barracuda says: "You've got guts being THAT honest to me, I like that! No further questions!" And the panel all sit down! Treeflower says: "The questions are over! It's TIME to vote! Remember, this time, you are VOTING for a winner for $7.7 million!" Marlene says: "Just one question; what happens on the off-chance there IS a tie vote?!"

 

Treeflower says: "Well, if there IS a tie, it would ONLY be between two contestants. In that event, they would BOTH win $7.7 million, and each of the winners would receive their OWN briefcase of $7.7 million, and they would BOTH be declared champions of Total Cartoon Action! The runner-up would receive the third place prize of $4.4 million." Norbert says: "Enough with the suspense! It's time, to VOTE!!!!"

 

(Confessional) Stimpy draws a nice drawing of an otter, with the word "Marlene" pointing to it! Stimpy says: "It's Marlene! I drew it myself!" / Ren says: "And I thought opening up to Stimpy was hard! I need to think this over carefully." / Aang reveals that he wrote down "Dog." Aang says: "Dog, you're the only one here who GETS my vote!" / Daggett says: "I'm voting for Marlene, just to STICK it to Treeflower!" / Patrick says: "Dog, you guessed right! I WAS thinking of green!" / Phoebe says: "Both Larry and Marlene played a smart game, but which one of them was smarter? Should I flip a coin?" / Treeflower says: "I'll tell you ONE thing right now, Marlene is NOT getting MY vote!" / Jimmy says: "Do I vote for Marlene the Otter, or Larry the Lobster?" / Suzie says: "It's times like this that I wish I had PSYCHIC powers instead of singing abilities! That way, I knew who'd everyone else was voting for!" / Reggie says: "Both Larry AND Dog matured a lot this season! I'm not sure who I want to give my vote to more." / Norbert says: "Sorry Marlene, but Treeflower might KILL me if I vote for you, so I can't. I'm sorry!" / Angelica reveals that SHE wrote down "Dog." Angelica says: "I'm only voting for you because I HATE you the LEAST!" / Rocko reveals that he wrote down "Marlene." Rocko says: "I think you've matured a great deal Marlene, and I know that my vote shows it!" / Spongebob reveals that he wrote down "Larry." Spongebob says: "You changed a whole lot this season, Larry. I'm GLAD that I'm giving my vote to you!" / Lil Deville laughs crazily, writes something down, then resumes laughing crazily! / Otto says: "The obvious answer is OBVIOUS! Someone is getting my vote who DESERVES to get my vote!" / Sandy is discreetly writing something down, and she says: "You are NOT getting to see WHO I am voting for, I REFUSE to be predictable!" / Judy says: "I'm giving MY vote to the best ACTING performance this season!" / Rhonda says: "Since YOU didn't vote ME off, I'm going to vote for YOU!" / Rancid says: "I'm unsure who I want to give my vote to more." / Skipper says: "Obviously, I'm VOTING for Marlene! I'd be CRAZY not to!" / Gerald reveals that he wrote down "Larry." Gerald says: "I can't stay mad at you. I mean, you DID change a lot this season! And you helped take down Master Vile. I'll give you my vote!" / Haggis says: "This is NOT a hard choice for me!" / Pearl reveals that she wrote down "Larry." Pearl says: "Larry, I hope you win this!" / Darwin says: "Technically speaking, I COULD be the swing vote for this whole thing!" / Zim reveals that he wrote down "Larry." Zim says: "I said it before, and I'll say it again. You are the ONLY one in the competition who gets ANY respect from me!" / Craig reveals that he wrote down "Larry." Craig says: "Go get them tiger--I mean, lobster!" / General Barracuda reveals that he wrote down "Larry." General Barracuda says: "Only someone who has the courage to stand up to me, gets MY vote! You did THAT, Larry!"

 

(End Confessional) Norbert says: "The voting is OVER, it's time for the FINAL time, to tally up the votes!" And everyone waits with anticipation, as Norbert, Treeflower, and Daggett, begin pulling out the votes. Norbert says: "A drawing of an otter, with the word 'Marlene' on it." Stimpy says: "That's ME!!!!" Treeflower says: "One vote for Dog!" Daggett says: "One vote for Larry. Everyone has one vote." Norbert says: "Another vote for Marlene, with the words, 'Na-na-na-na Treeflower' on it! DAGGETT!!" Daggett says: "WHAT?!!! I'm NOT allowed to be FUNNY?!" Treeflower says: "One vote for Dog, my color is green!" Patrick says: "That was me!" Daggett says: "One vote for Larry, everyone has TWO votes!" Norbert says: "One vote for Marlene, visit me down under!" Rocko says: "That was me!" Treeflower says: "One vote for Dog, beat Marlene! And it DIDN'T come from me!" Angelica says: "That was ME!!!!" Otto rolls his eyes and says: "Why am I NOT surprised?!" Daggett says: "One vote for Larry, everyone has THREE votes!" Norbert says: "One vote for Marlene, I Love You! And it DIDN'T come from me!" Skipper says: "That was me! I wrote that!" Treeflower says: "One vote for Dog and NOT Marlene; that one DID come from me!" Daggett says: "One vote for Larry, everyone has FOUR votes!" Norbert says: "One vote for Marlene, the BEST acting performance!" Judy says: "That was me!" Treeflower says: "One vote for Dog." Daggett says: "One vote for Larry, MY lobster!" Craig says: "That was from me!" Daggett says: "Everyone has FIVE votes!" Norbert says: "One vote for Marlene." Treeflower says: "One vote for Dog." Daggett says: "One vote for Larry, you've got guts!" General Barracuda says: "That was me!" Daggett says: "Everyone has SIX votes!" Norbert says: "One vote for Dog." Treeflower says: "One vote for Larry." Daggett says: "One vote for...Mad Dog HOEK?!!!" Lil says: "BOOM-BOOM!!!!" Daggett says: "Dog and Larry pull ahead with seven votes." Norbert says: "One vote for Dog." Treeflower says: "One vote for Larry." Daggett says: "One vote for Dog." Norbert says: "One vote for Larry." Treeflower says: "One vote for Dog." Daggett says: "One vote for Larry." Norbert says: "That's all the votes. That means that with six votes, Marlene comes in third place with $4.4 million in cold hard cash!"

 

Treeflower says: "And the champion; or should I say...CHAMPIONS; are Dog AND LARRY!!!!" Confetti and glitter are shot out of cannons, and streamers fly down as a banner saying "Congratulations" is unfurled!!!! Roger says: "TWO champions! I did NOT see that coming!" Jimmy says: "Neither did I, and I saw a LOT of things coming!" Norbert presents two breifcases, and he gives one to Dog, and one to Larry. Norbert says: "Dog and Larry, here are your briefcases, and they both contain $7.7 million in cold hard cash!" Craig runs up and hugs Larry! Craig says: "You DID it, Larry!" Larry says: "WE did it, Craig!" Cat and Randolph hug Dog! Cat says: "I'm so proud of you, Dog!" Randolph says: "You did good, Dog!" Dog says: "Thank you, this win means a lot to me." And Marlene sighs looking dejected. Skipper walks over with a briefcase. Skipper says: "Cheer up, you got this briefcase filled with $4.4 million as a consolation prize. That's pretty good for third place! Would you like to go on a date with me?" Marlene asks: "You want to go on a date with a NON-WINNER?" Skipper says: "So you didn't win this season. That doesn't mean you can't win NEXT time! There IS season three!" Marlene says: "You're right, Skipper! There's ALWAYS another opportunity!" Norbert says: "Thank you for participating in Total Cartoon Action! I'm Norbert Foster Beaver!"

 

Daggett says: "I'm Daggett Doofus Beaver! Really, that's my middle name!" Treeflower says: "And I'm Treeflower Harmony--soon to be MRS. Norbert Foster Beaver!" Sniz somersaults into the middle of the action and says: "And this has BEEN Total Cartoon Action!!!!" Marlene asks: "Wait! Where's Fondue?! Has anybody seen Fondue?" Aang asks: "And furthermore, where's the $7.7 million I was PROMISED?!" Sniz says: "I took care of that! Here you go!" And Sniz presents Aang with a briefcase, filled with $7.7 million! Aang asks: "How did you get the money?" Sniz says: "Well, Fondue needed to learn a LESSON about hiring MOLES to try to sabotage the competition, so I took the money OUT of his paycheck!!!!" Fondue is standing in a corner, naked and embarrassed! Fondue cries and says: "I had to give up SO much! I feel SO humiliated!" Sniz says: "Perhaps in the future, you won't feel so eager to make unorthodox decisions like this again!" Fondue says: "I don't think you have to worry about THAT ever happening again!" Marlene says: "I'm so looking forward to season three! Last WORDS!!!!" / "That's All Folks!!!! (For NOW!!!!)" / See you all for the upcoming third season of "Total Cartoon!" /

 

Episode Notes: Season finale of "Total Cartoon Action," Marlene comes in third place with $4.4 million in cold hard cash, while Dog and Larry are BOTH crowned champions of "Total Cartoon Action," and BOTH win $7.7 million in cold hard cash! Aang also gets the $7.7 million he was promised, as Sniz took it out of Fondue's paycheck. Featured song in this episode; Starship's 1987 hit song "It's Not Over 'Til It's Over," which is also part of the title of this episode! /

 

Personal Notes: Going into this season, I didn't want it to end up as predictable as my last one, I REALLY wanted to shake it up. The only thing that remained constant, was the fact that I wanted Marlene to make it to the end WITHOUT getting eliminated, but end up NOT winning the grand prize! Ironically, both Larry and Dog did not even FIGURE into my initial Final Three plans this season! It was only after I decided to chuck both Craig and Rocko as the potential winners this season, that the finale of this season finally fell into place! What better way to complete both Larry's and Dog's redemption stories than to have them BOTH winning the whole thing?! I also felt it was a fitting way to end this season. That instead of having only ONE ultimate winner, I even had a TWIST for THAT; and ended up providing TWO! Even though I like Marlene, I couldn't have her win the grand prize or first place this season. Because it's in my plans to have Marlene come back for the THIRD season, and having her win only THIRD place this season, gives her a BETTER chance of going far in season three! You can expect to see a topic title re-naming soon, as well as having the topic rating bumped up from "General" to "PG". Season three is going to deal with more serious topics than season one and two! /

 

That's my episode idea for today!!!! Enough said, true believers!

[Hayden]

Not a bad ending. You really tied it all together.

 

I thought you were setting up a Dog win but Larry sharing in the victory was even better.

 

In regards to Marlene, I guess we'll see if the Total Cartoon series sticks prominently to male winners like Canada.

 

Guess I'll look at season 3, assuming it ends before 2020. 

[4EverGreen]

Not a bad ending. You really tied it all together.

 

I thought you were setting up a Dog win but Larry sharing in the victory was even better.

 

In regards to Marlene, I guess we'll see if the Total Cartoon series sticks prominently to male winners like Canada.

 

Guess I'll look at season 3, assuming it ends before 2020. 

Thank you. I like it myself. The only thing I'll promise about "Total Cartoon Global Cruise," is that a male contestant will NOT win it! And don't worry, I plan to make season three go much faster! Enough said, for now!

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It's NOT all over folks! Back for an encore performance, and with a brand new TV-PG rating, it's time to re-unite with the characters! It's time to see how time has changed them. And soon, we will begin to see who will wind up participating in season three, of the "Total Cartoon" series! /

 

"Let's Fast-Forward to Two Years Later, the Total Cartoon Action Re-Union Special!" (60 minute special). A fabulous Hollywood, California episode special plays, as the musical song "Hooray for Hollywood" plays in the back-ground. In a fancy talk-show setting, we see TWO very familiar fairies from "The Fairly Oddparents," Jaundissimo Magnifico and Blonda! Jaundissimo says: "I am Jaundissimo Magnifico!" Blonda says: "And I'm the FABULOUS Blonda!" Jaundissimo says: "And we have a MUY fantastico special for you tonight!" Blonda says: "Two years ago, you may remember that the Total Cartoon series, entered production, and presented us with a concept like no other!" Jaundissimo says: "A bunch of Nicktoon contestants fighting it out tooth and nail against each other, for the chance of winning MANY pesos in their bank account!" Blonda says: "We already have TWO seasons of the show to enjoy! And even though the last season itself just finished airing, it has actually been nearly TWO whole years since all of the contestants have last seen each other!" Jaundissimo says: "Two years ago, most of them were confused, eager, willing 16 year old participants of the GRANDE experience called the Total Cartoon series!" Blonda says: "Now most of them are confused, eager, willing 18 year olds, who are just now figuring out how to start TRULY living their lives!" Jaundissimo says: "We'll start off with the contestants who represented shows that got eliminated VERY early on, and move up to the shows that truly made a lasting impact, on the Total Cartoon series!" Blonda says: "We'll start at the beginning, with the representatives from the show of Doug." / (Camera opens up and shows the various Bluffington locales).

 

Jaundissimo says: "First up, Roger Plotz." Blonda says: "Initially just a low rent punk with dreams and delusions of grandeur, his time as a contestant might have been short, but he's made some BIG changes!" Jaundissimo says: "Roger turned his track record performance around, and started EXCELLING in high school! Initially, teachers were puzzled at his new dedication to the academics, but were delighted when they found out the answer." Roger says: "It was Judy Funny who actually provided me with the incentive to study and do well in my courses! Her passion for learning and acting know no bounds!" Blonda says: "Speaking of Judy Funny, it seems that the lady with a passion for dramatic roles, has left behind her dreams of getting back together with former love interest Blue Arrow. Now she dreams of a relationship with Roger Plotz!" Judy says: "He is a WORK in progress! Like an unfinished lump of clay or block of marble, waiting for the untapped potential! The masterpiece is there, you just have to chip away at the imperfections in order to reveal the TRUE gem inside!" Jaundissimo says: "Doug Funny WAS initially horrified at first, but when he saw the results of Judy's work in both the Shakespeare theater plays AND with Roger Plotz, he was PLEASANTLY surprised!" Doug Funny says: "Honestly, I thought the LAST person who would turn his life around would be Roger Plotz! He seemed like the kind of guy who would ALWAYS be a bully! But my sister actually managed to sand away at the rough edges, and now he's really cleaned up! Just goes to show that there's more to a person then meets the eye!"

 

Blonda says: "Speaking of more than meets the eye, Doug Funny proved to be very impressive at breaking into the entertainment industry! At last year's comic-con, he had an unassuming booth, with test comics of Quailman and Smash Adams, both said to be LOOSELY based on the fantasy adventure ideas floating in Doug Funny's head!" Doug says: "I always wanted to do something BIG with these characters I have! Making actual comic adventures seemed like a good way to stretch my artistic and writing abilities!" Jaundissimo says: "That was last year, but at THIS year's most recent comic-con in San Diego, Doug Funny's booth was HUGE!!!!" Blonda says: "Quailman and Smash Adams caught fire, and the publisher demands started pouring in! Now Doug Funny is one of the HOTTEST and YOUNGEST comic book writers this side of Stephen Pastis!" Doug says: "It's not just a comic book item, it's also good for merchandising purposes as well!" Jaundissimo says: "And Doug Funny's hot streak doesn't end there! Right now, there are talks of DEVELOPING both Quailman AND Smash Adams as brand new cartoon series, to be DEVELOPED by Nickelodeon!" Blonda says: "Can you say movie endorsements?! But perhaps more important than Doug Funny's critical success, is his love success with Patty Mayonnaise!"

 

Jaundissimo says: "In high school, NOTHING could tear these two lovers apart! They were even made the home-coming king and queen of their senior prom!" Blonda says: "And Patty is doing pretty well for herself, as well! She got back into baseball, and is really impressing on the Bluffington Minor Circuit, when she pitches an average of four no-hitters per seven inning game, and bats at around a 415." Jaundissimo says: "Due to her success in the sport, she's now being courted by the Major leagues, and may soon be batting in PRIME time!" Blonda says: "Speaking of batting, there's another cartoon celebrity who knows how to bat really well!" Jaundissimo says: "Craig Mammalton!" (Camera opens up and shows various underwater locales). Blonda says: "Craig Mammalton came onto the Total Cartoon series, virtually unknown!" Jaundissimo says: "But everyone knows him now!" Blonda says: "If not for his stellar performance, than with his incredible romance to one of the champions of season two, Larry the Lobster!" Jaundissimo says: "In a historic first, once Larry and Craig both turned eighteen, they made HISTORY by becoming the first male couple to be openly gay married in Bikini Bottom, a stunt that garnered its fair share of supporters, such as Mr. Krabs!" Mr. Krabs says: "I don't care WHAT my customers prefer in a love interest, so long as they want to pay me MONEY for catering their events!" Blonda says: "With Craig Mammalton and Larry the Lobster having won a total of $11 million combined, the wedding was a HIGHLY successful event, and greatly publicized throughout Bikini Bottom!" The priest says: "Do you, Larry the Lobster, take this seal to be your lawfully wedded spouse? Honor him, comfort him, keep him in sickness and in health, and keep only to him so long as you both shall live?" Larry happily says: "I do!"

 

The priest says: "And do you, Craig Mammalton, take Larry the Lobster for richer or poorer, for better or worse, and keep only to him so long as you both shall live?" Craig happily says: "I do!" The priest says: "By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you lobster and seal, spouse and spouse, Mr. and Mr. Mammalton! You may kiss the spouse!" And Larry and Craig lovingly kiss each other, as Larry tosses the bouquet, and its CAUGHT by Spongebob, who is right next to Sandy! Squidward is in the audience and he says: "Oh man! I can't BELIEVE Spongebob is going to get married next!" Larry says: "I chose to add on Craig's last name for two main reasons. A., it would be ENTIRELY inaccurate to call my significant other Craig Loster; second, Mammalton is MORE of a REAL last name than the Lobster is. Besides, having the name Larry Lobster Mammalton makes people think that I'm evolving as a sea creature!" Craig says: "You did evolve!" Larry happily says: "Much thanks to you!" Jaundissimo says: "And both Larry and Craig have had successful careers! Coming out actually helped Larry EARNED endorsement deals from many modeling companies!" Blonda says: "Not to mention Craig's career as a baseball superstar!" Craig says: "Showing people how to play honorably as a legitimate sports player has always been a life-long dream of mine!" Jaundissimo says: "Speaking of life-long dreams, the dreams of Larry and Craig having children together recently became a reality!" Craig says: "When I was single, I used to go dating Girly Teengirl. She was sad when I told her I found my true soul-mate, but she wanted me to be happy. But when she found out that Larry and I wanted to have kids, she JUMPED on the chance to be a surrogate mother for us!"

 

Blonda says: "Craig offered his end of the re-production cycle, gave it to Girly, and Girly's coming along nicely in the third month of her term, with two budding babies for Larry and Craig." Larry says: "It will be so nice that we will get to raise our own real kids." Craig says: "We plan to prove that it doesn't matter who raises you, what matters is that they love you." Jaundissimo says: "Speaking of love, while SOME love interests definitely turned out to be MUY bueno ideas, others turned out to be NOT so good!" Blonda says: "You said it! And the truth was made all too evident among some of the former representatives from the show of Hey Arnold!" / (Camera opens up and shows many locales from New York City) Jaundissimo says: "Helga G. Patacki, held a long-time crush for her dream boy/man, Arnold." Blonda says: "After season one of the Total Cartoon series ended, Helga finally got the courage to ask Arnold to date her, and was pleasantly surprised when he said yes!" Helga says: "All I ever wanted was the adorable love and compassion for him! To think he would see the goodness in me, even when I often couldn't see it myself!" Jaundissimo says: "For two years, the relationship went off without a hitch." Blonda says: "But at her high school senior prom, things got ugly, LITERALLY!!!!" Jaundissimo says: "At the prom, Helga thought she had finally made it, when fellow former contestant Rhonda Wellington Lloyd III made Helga the home-coming queen!" Blonda says: "It was Helga's moment to shine!" Jaundissimo says: "And it quickly came CRASHING down!" Blonda says: "Helga was the unfortunate victim of a CRUEL, elaborate prank, as a HUGE stink bomb was dropped DOWN onto her, and was quickly COVERED by thick, pasty tomato juice!" Jaundissimo says: "Covered in both stink and what essentially looked like BLOOD, Helga looked for BLOOD of her own!"

 

Helga angrily says: "This was supposed to be MY moment to SHINE!!!! And you HUMILIATED ME IN FRONT OF ARNOLD!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!" And the camera quickly cuts away from the prom! Blonda says: "Fortunately, no one was killed at the incident, but MAN! Did several people get bodily HARM for the way they treated Helga during that scene, as fellow former contestants and witnesses Phoebe Hyerdahl and Gerald will attest to." Gerald says: "I told Rhonda once, I told her a THOUSAND times, never, NEVER, EVER make Helga G. Patacki MAD EVER; or it might be the LAST thing you do!!!!" Phoebe says: "I can't and I won't defend Helga's actions, but Rhonda definitely found out the hard way why Carrie is NOT a good movie to get your practical joke ideas from!" Jaundissimo says: "We tried to reach out to Rhonda for personal comment, but she was still healing in the hospital, and her lawyers refused to grant us access to her." Blonda says: "Fortunately, we were able to communicate with Helga and Arnold, in spite of all the legal trouble they've had to go through." Arnold says: "I cannot STRONGLY stress enough how totally, and UTTERLY sorry I am for all the property and physical damage caused by my Helga. We are both DEEPLY sorry for all the trauma caused, and we will BOTH work hard to make sure that this kind of thing NEVER happens again!" Helga says: "My dad's cell phone company will pay for all the damages, both physical and legal. Meanwhile, I'll be undergoing court-mandated anger management in order to curb my more...physical tendencies."

 

Jaundissimo says: "Speaking of physical tendencies, Gerald has been getting pretty physical himself; by going to the gym!" Blonda says: "After his time on the Total Cartoon series ended, Gerald started hitting the weights, and pumping himself up!" Jaundissimo says: "After two years of hard work, Gerald's dedication to building himself a better body payed off!" Blonda says: "Clothing companies were looking hard for the NEXT new big thing, and they found it in Gerald!" Jaundissimo says: "Gerald's make-over was EXACTLY what the clothing companies were looking for, and Gerald found himself as a go to model!" Blonda says: "Jeans, shirts, coats, hats, shoes, socks, and yes, even the OCCASIONAL naughty underwear shot!" Gerald steamily says: "The only thing that gets between me and THESE Bad Boys, is HER!!!!" Jaundissimo says: "Even I sweated from watching that, and I LIKE girls!" Blonda says: "Speaking of liking girls, perhaps no man has ever liked a girl MORE than the way Spongebob likes Sandy!" (Camera opens back up to underwater). Jaundissimo says: "After catching the bouquet at the wedding of Larry and Craig, it wasn't long before Spongebob and Sandy, to the amazement and SHOCK of everyone, decided to tie the knot, and make the most HOTLY named couple in the entertainment industry!" Mr. Krabs says: "I've been calling the couple 'SPANDY' for years! I don't KNOW why it took so long for the concept to catch on!" Blonda says: "But catch on it did, when Spongebob and Sandy tied the knot, EVERYONE was talking about the new Hollywood power couple named Spandy, and how they would DOMINATE the entertainment industry!" Jaundissimo says: "However, not EVERYBODY was happy about it." Squidward says: "I couldn't care about Spongebob getting MARRIED any LESS!!!! Not if I TRIED to care about it LESS! I, DON'T, CARE!!!!!!!!!"

 

Than Squidward breaks down and cries: "NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why can't I find LOVE?!!!!!!!!!!!!" Blonda says: "While love proves to be hard for some, it proves to be easy for others. Take for instance, Patrick and Pearl." Jaundissimo says: "After their time on the Total Cartoon series ended, both Patrick and Pearl hit the reality show TV circuit, often together, always in a competition, appearing in various shows such as Running On a Treadmill While Dodging Objects Being Thrown At Your Head, The HUGEST Gainer, and Am I Smarter than a Fifth Grader?" Randolph asks Patrick: "What is the capital of Iowa?" Patrick says: "Des Moines!" Randolph asks: "What is the scientifical compound name for water?!" Patrick says: "H2O!" Randolph says: "Can you DODGE two coconuts about to hit your HEAD?!!!" Patrick asks: "Say what?!!!" (KONK!!!! KONK!!!!) Randolph says: "I guess he can't! I guess he's STILL not smarter than a Fifth Grader!" Blonda says: "Brain coral or no brain coral, Patrick STILL knows how to be funny!" Jaundissimo says: "Speaking of funny, nearly EVERYBODY thought it was funny when Daggett announced that he was in a LOVE relationship with the giant rabbit called Bunny!" Blonda says: "But everybody soon found out that it was NO joke!" (Camera opens up on scenery appearing in "The Angry Beavers").

 

Jaundissimo says: "With the trailer Daggett got from his brother Norbert, both Bunny and Daggett decided to go on a GRANDE trailer tour, taking their trailer EVERYWHERE! From the far north of Barrow, Alaska!" Blonda says: "To the far east of St. John's Newfoundland!" Jaundissimo says: "To the far south of Lima, Chile, and Buenos Aires, Argentina!" Blonda says: "And of course, out west to the golden setting of Hollywood, California!" Bunny says: "Traveling out HERE just felt right to us!" Daggett says: "The climate, the atmosphere, the stars, and EASY access to fame! California is THE best place to live!" Jaundissimo says: "Not to mention one of the MUY bueno spots to get married!" Blonda says: "Daggett and Bunny were looking forward to having a HUGE reception turn out for their wedding in Pasadena, but very FEW showed up for the event!" Fanboy and Chum-Chum are in the audience, clapping! Chum-Chum says: "Go on! Tie the knot!" Daggett asks: "What gives?" Bunny says: "Who cares? A wedding is a wedding!" And they kiss and tie the knot!" Jaundissimo says: "Daggett and Bunny soon found out the hard truth about WHY very few attended THEIR wedding!" Blonda says: "It's because many people were TOO busy attending the wedding of Norbert Foster Beaver and Treeflower Harmony Fields!" Daggett angrily says: "That LITTLE jerk of a TREEFLOWER!!!! She ALWAYS has to one-up EVERYTHING I do! I don't even know HOW she knew what DATE I was getting married, but she planned HER wedding on the exact same day on PURPOSE!!!!" Jaundissimo says: "Norbert and Treeflower had a pretty fancy wedding, seeing as how Norbert won $770,000 in severance pay for his time as a mole on Total Cartoon Action!" Blonda says: "But when Norbert found out that Daggett had gotten married on the exact same day as HE did, things got a little...tense, to say the least!" Jaundissimo says: "Norbert normally keeps his cool, but MAN! He lost it!"

 

Norbert angrily says: "The SAME day!!!! The EXACT same day!!!! How could you LIE to me about something SO important?!!!" Treeflower apathetically says: "I didn't think it was THAT big of a deal?!" Norbert angrily says: "Not that big of a deal? NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL?!!!! We're TALKING about the wedding of my YOUNGER brother to the TRUE love of his LIFE!!!! He is MY family! He has MY blood! Or at least the SAME type of blood! I asked you a THOUSAND times; did you GET the wedding invitations in the mail?!!! Did you SEE what the date for Daggett's wedding WAS?!!! And would you make SURE we DIDN'T get married on the EXACT same day as Daggett and Bunny?! I ASKED you that a THOUSAND times!!!!" Treeflower apathetically says: "And I lied a thousand times. Big deal. Who cares about some STUPID lackluster wedding that Daggett has?" Norbert gasps and says: "I care! I CARE!!!! Being his OLDER brother, I should've been the FIRST in line to attend THAT event! Show him MY undying support for his love and affection to his PARTNER!!!! How could you just flat out LIE to me about my OWN brother's wedding?!" Treeflower shockingly asks: "But YOU'RE the one who PROPOSED to ME first! You're the one who made such a big deal about having a BIG wedding, and wanting it to GO without a HITCH!!!! And I think that YOU, out of ALL beavers, would know BETTER than to invite THAT brother of yours to your WEDDING!!!! Can you even IMAGINE how many times he would have either embarrassed, humiliated, ruined, and TOTALLY make our WEDDING a DISASTER?!!!! This way, there was no POSSIBLE way he could RUIN our dream WEDDING together!" Norbert angrily says: "He didn't ruin OUR wedding together; YOU'RE ruining our MARRIAGE together!" Treeflower shockingly asks: "How could I ruin our MARRIAGE?! I'm PERFECT!!!!"

 

Norbert angrily says: "You're a perfect LIAR!!!! If you're WILLING to LIE about my own brother's WEDDING, just because YOU didn't want him to ruin OURS, what ELSE are you willing to LIE about?! Are you OKAY with starting out our relationship based on a LIE?!!!!" Treeflower angrily says: "I'm not INTERESTED on starting our relationship on a LIE; I'm interested in it being FABULOUSLY successful!" Norbert asks: "What are you talking about? We ARE fabulously successful! Come on! We're doing OKAY for ourselves!" Treeflower angrily asks: "Okay? OKAY?!!! Newsflash, I'm NOT all right with just 'okay!' I'm not 'okay' with a mediocre B-list celebrity ranking, I'm not 'okay' with a mediorcre talent agent, I'm NOT 'okay' with a mediocre LIFE!!!!!!!!" Norbert, hurt, asks: "Is that what you think you have with ME?! A mediocre life?!" Treeflower angrily says: "Oh for the LOVE of Pond-scum, DON'T make this about YOU!" Norbert, hurt, says: "ME?!!!! How could I make this about ME?!!!! It's about YOU!!!! It's ALWAYS about YOU!!!!" Treeflower gasps in shock and anger, and sarcastically says: "Perfect! JUST perfect!!!! I'll have the WORST day of MY life with a side order of GUILT, PLEASE!!!!" And Treeflower angrily walks out and slams the door! Blonda says: "OOOH, love on the rocks!" Jaundissimo says: "Treeflower walked out of Norbert's swanky apartment three weeks ago, and hasn't been seen since!" Norbert sighs and says: "I had no idea Treeflower would take my criticisms SO personally! I honestly didn't MEAN to hurt her feelings! But she really hurt MY feelings! A., it's not all right to LIE to your husband about your brother's wedding! And B., it's TOTALLY not all right to pretend that you care by PRETENDING you wrote an invitation to Daggett when you ACTUALLY didn't, and then LIE to me by saying it must have gotten LOST in the mail! A good wife doesn't DO that!"

 

Blonda says: "While Norbert has done his best to carry on in spite of Treeflower's absence, media hounds have been having a HUGE time of it, trying to find where Treeflower had run off to!" Jaundissimo says: "But Treeflower has proven to be HARDER to find than weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq!!!!" Patrick says: "I looked all over, and even I couldn't find Treeflower, OR the weapons of Mass Destruction! I'm beginning to think I was LED here on false PRETENSES!!!!" Blonda says: "While Treeflower is proving IMPOSSIBLE to find, one contestant has PROVEN to be IMPOSSIBLE to interview!" Jaundissimo says: "While MOST of our contestants have strived to seek OUT fame! Some are willing to do ANYTHING to avoid it!" Blonda says: "Take for instance, former competitor, Aang, from Avatar the Last Airbender!" (Camera opens up on an Asian Oriental setting) Jaundissimo says: "Aang opened up a school to teach the next generation of air benders, water benders, and Earth benders." Blonda says: "With only the most mature, responsible, and good-natured students being able to learn fire bending." Jaundissimo says: "Despite HAVING the ability to physically over-dominate ANYBODY else in the competition, Aang CHOSE not to use it!" Blonda says: "In fact, it wasn't until Mesogog POSSESSED Aang that we FINALLY got to see the saucy, SPICY potential of Aang that we ALL knew was there!" Jaundissimo says: "And despite the MUY Caliente flavor of Aang's new behavior, Aang chose to get rid of it, rather than help bring in HUGE ratings for the Total Cartoon series!" Blonda says: "Despite HUGE promises of money, ratings, and FAME, Aang has CONSISTENTLY denied ANY attempts for us to even ATTEMPT to try to interview HIM!!!!" Aang angrily says: "How many times do I HAVE to tell you that I do NOT want to go and RELIVE my time with MESOGOG?!!! Leave me ALONE!!!!"

 

And Aang epic PUNCHES the camera, breaking it!!!! Jaundissimo says: "OOOH!!!! Not the best MOVE for the Avatar, on the whole!" Blonda says: "In Aang's defense, he SAID he was going easy, but easy for the Avatar, is HARD for ANYONE else!" Jaundissimo says: "Therefore, Aang has been court ordered to serve as a feature commentator/spectator for the upcoming season three of the Total Cartoon series!" Aang boringly says: "Hi! I'm Aang, the all-powerful, always important, always famous Avatar! I'm here to interview normal people about their feelings for the upcoming third season of the Total Cartoon series and...OH!!!! FORGET THIS!!!!" And he THROWS down his microphone, and it HITS Mr. Blik from "Catscratch" in a sensitive area! Mr. Blik moans: "OH!!!! My leg and/or chest area!!!!" Blonda says: "Nobody saw this side of Aang coming!" Jaundissimo says: "But certainly, nobody SAW the upcoming transformations of the representatives from All Grown Up!" Blonda says: "Let's catch up with them NOW!" (Camera opens up on the animated setting of the "All Grown Up" world!) Jaundissimo says: "Everybody knows Chuckie Finster as the resident scaredy-cat and chicken from the FIRST season of the Total Cartoon series!" Blonda says: "But NOBODY expected Chuckie to become a story-teller of fright and suspense, on par with Stephen King!" Jaundissimo says: "Under the pseudononym of CRAZY Charlie!!!!" Chuckie creepily says: "The couple were running in the forest with ALL their might! Pant, pant, pant! But the HEAVY trodding of their pursuer would NOT let up!!!! Stomp, stomp, stomp! The couple turned around, and they SAW him! The man with the BLOODY HOOK!!!! Some people say he STILL haunts the forests to these DAYS!!!! He could be ANYWHERE, really! Maybe even RIGHT--(reveals a HOOK on his left hand)--HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And Chuckie laughs creepily and crazily seeing as how he GENUINELY frightened his story-tellers!

 

Blonda says: "And I thought Lil Deville WAS crazy!" Jaundissimo says: "Speaking of CRAZY; you'll never BELIEVE what Lil Deville has been up to!" Blonda says: "After her FIRST elimination on the Total Cartoon series, she PROMISED that EVERYONE would soon see her name on the WALK of Fame!" Jaundissimo says: "But nobody could've predicted HOW soon they would SEE that!" Blonda says: "With her boyfriend Stimpy as her talent agent, it wasn't long before Lil Deville's film career in Hollywood EXPLODED!!!! She was soon in DEMAND for everything!" Jaundissimo says: "The lead role of the Governess in a film re-make of The Sound of Music!" Blonda says: "The title character in a film re-make of Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman!" Jaundissimo says: "And unexpectedly, even a very CONVINCING turn as James Bond in a film re-make of the Timothy Dalton James Bond films, The Living Licence to Kill!" Blonda says: "We were recently able to catch up with Lil Deville during a break in filming for her most RECENT movie role, as the main, heroic protagonist in a film re-make of the 1986 movie, Aliens!" Lil Deville says: "Don't get me wrong! Acting has been great and everything, but Stimpy and I are REALLY looking forward to getting back into the competition for season three of the Total Cartoon series!" Stimpy says: "No kidding! Managing Lil's successful film career has been a BLAST! Not to mention, getting to raise my two young kids with the loves of my life, Ren Hoek, and Lil Deville!" Jaundissimo says: "Unusual as Stimpy's proposal was, both Ren and Lil were truly eager to begin a union with him! Of course, it came with a SMALL hitch!" Ren Hoek says: "Due to the nature and normally un-orthodox union of Stimpy between Lil and myself, the three of us HAD to get married and then LEGALLY live in Utah! It was the ONLY state that would legally RECOGNIZE our marriage, in Mormon religious faith!" Lil says: "We're Mormons in name only! Just like Rick Perry!"

 

Blonda says: "But the experience has been positive for the trio, not to mention the budding child-hoods of Ricky and Stimpy Jr., the biological children of Ren and Stimpy." Ren is holding Ricky, who looks like a young, red-haired version of Ren, and Stimpy is holding Stimpy Jr., who looks like a young version of Stimpy, but with bushier red top hair. Ren happily says: "Our children are two of the most well-behaved things ever!" Stimpy happily says: "I just LOVE getting to watch them grow and have such a nourishing, loving home!" Ren happily says: "And it makes me SO glad that we BOTH get to give it to them!" Stimpy says: "Say hi, to the cameras, Stimpy Jr.!" Stimpy Jr. hesitatingly says: "Hi, to the cameras." Stimpy happily says: "Those are OUR boys!" Jaundissimo says: "The trio now live in St. George, Utah, the closest city to Hollywood, California!" Ren Hoek says: "Lil and Stimpy are the breadwinners of this family, they make the most money. But I'm happy being the stay-at-home dad, I get to experience all the little miracles that happen with Ricky and Stimpy Jr. every day!" Stimpy says: "If we could ALL stay at home, we would! But even my family fortune isn't an unlimited resource! That's why Lil and I work, to make sure my family fortune stays secure, so that it will be available for Ricky and Stimpy Jr. when they grow up." Lil says: "But work itself isn't so bad. We stay home on the weekends, leave VERY early on Monday, spend the whole week in Hollywood working, then go back home late Friday for our kids!" Stimpy says: "It's a tough job, but TWO of us have to do it!" Blonda says: "If ANYBODY knows what it's like to have a tough job, it's Phoebe Hyerdahl from Hey Arnold!, and Jimmy Neutron from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron!" (The camera opens up on a C.G.I. animated film setting, from "The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron!")

 

Jaundissimo says: "They were the braniacs of season one!" Blonda says: "And their smarts translated from the competition, to REAL life!!!!" Jaundissimo says: "Scoring HIGH marks in their academic studies BOTH Phoebe and Jimmy actually MANAGED to graduate high school two years EARLY, and go STRAIGHT to college!" Blonda says: "And if they impressed in high school, they CERTAINLY impressed in college!!!!" Jaundissimo says: "I didn't even think it WAS possible to score a FOUR point FOURTY-FOUR G.P.A. average!" Blonda says: "But Phoebe and Jimmy achieved it! Once they got their B.A.'s in science and technology, they both went to work for NASA, interested in reviving the space travel industry." Jimmy says: "With these new developments and techniques I've been researching in making space cruisers and space stations, I feel REALLY confidant that we can put a PERSON on Mars by the END of the 2060's!" Phoebe says: "Because in 1969, we put a man on the moon. Surely we can REPEAT the feat on Mars by 2069, 100 years after the landing on our moon!" Jaundissimo says: "It is LITERALLY rocket science! My brain hurts even THINKING about the math involved!" Blonda says: "They can HAVE it! Better them, than ME! I always say!" Jaundissimo says: "Speaking of better, perhaps NOBODY has been better at promoting the betterment of Earth for humans and animals, then Suzie Carmichael!" Blonda says: "She's not just a singer, she's an ACTIVIST! And she has put her celebrity status to GOOD use!" (Camera opens up back on an "All Grown Up!" animated setting). Jaundissimo says: "Suzie started her own pod-cast/web T.V. series, Suzie Saves the World!" Suzie Carmichael is in her room, with Fanboy and Chum-Chum.

 

Suzie says: "Hi, I'm Suzie Carmichael, with my helpful super-hero helpers Fanboy and Chum-Chum!" Chum-Chum says: "We're going GREEN!!!!" And both Fanboy and Chum-Chum PROVE it by showing off their NEW green underwear on the OUTSIDE of their clothes! Suzie sighs and says: "Guys, when I said that we were GOING to go green, this is NOT what I meant!" Fanboy says: "It's not like we can become the Green Lantern or the Green Arrow, those names are ALREADY taken!" Blonda says: "Despite all the good, Suzie has been DOING for the world, SOME people have nothing BETTER to do than to TRY and knock them down! Specifically, Angelica Pickles!" / Angelica Pickles is in HER room, wearing a BADLY coiffed Suzie Carmichael Afro wig, and wearing hand puppets of Fanboy and Chum-Chum in their green underwear, on her left and right hand respectively. Angelica mockingly says: "HI!!!! It's the LOSER SUZIE SHOW!!!! I am your LOSING host, SUZIE Carmichael, with my essentially USELESS two HOPELESSLY gay do-gooders, FAT Guy and CHUBBY-CHUBBY!!!! Hey CHUBBY!!!! What do you say we get into an adventure that's utterly devoid of REASON and purpose; preferably something that gets Boog or Kyle GRAVELY injured like we ALWAYS do?! That sounds like FUN, FAT guy!!!!" Jaundissimo shivers and says: "OOOH; even from Angelica, that was NOT cool of her!" Blonda says: "Suzie Carmichael actually THREATENED to take Angelica to COURT, and SUE her for defamation of her character!" Jaundissimo says: "But Angelica surprised her by agreeing to settle the matter OUT of court, and instead agree to Suzie's terms and conditions for her settlement." Blonda says: "As such, Angelica is now under orders to star in a bunch of segments of Suzie's pod-cast series, until she's fully paid up to Suzie!"

 

Angelica is in a BADLY made costume of rotting landfill and waste, and with GOD awful acting and timing, Angelica, almost WRETCHINGLY, says: "I am the LIVING WASTE of TRASH and POLLUTION!!!! I am going to DESTROY the Earth and there is NOTHING you can DO about it!" Fanboy and Chum-Chum swoop in and say: "Recycle! Reduce! Re-use! Close the LOOP!!!!" And Angelica "transforms" from an ugly waste of trash, into a bunch of CLEAN, new materials with the recycling logo on them! Suzie says: "Remember, if we all do our part to eliminate waste and buy recyclable materials, we can ALL make a difference in making OUR world a cleaner, PRETTIER place to live in! This has been another edition, of Suzie Saves the World!" Jaundissimo says: "How HUMILIATING for Angelica!" Blonda says: "Serves her right for all the times she's been HORRID to Suzie and Otto!" Jaundissimo says: "Speaking of Otto, nobody else on the Total Cartoon series could come anywhere CLOSE to matching the thrill-seeking of Otto and Reggie Rocket!" Blonda says: "Especially not Reggie Rocket's one true love, Rocko!" (Camera opens up on a mixture of both animation from "Rocko's Modern Life," and "Rocket Power," set in Austrailia). Jaundissimo says: "It was practically LOVE at first sight for Reggie and Rocko! And that love, is MUY bueno!" Blonda says: "Their relationship continued after the two seasons ended, and once they turned eighteen, they had a festive wedding in the WILD out-back of Austrailia!!!!" Reggie excitedly says: "This is SO totally awesome!!!! I'm married to the LOVE of my life!!!!" Rocko happily says: "And I'm married to the love of MY life!!!!" Reggie excitedly says: "We're going to be the BEST married couple EVER!!!!" And she throws the bouquet, and Otto Rocket catches it! Otto says: "Awesome! I'm going to get married next!"

 

Heffer Wolfe is in the audience and says: "Whoo-hoo! Right on! I wish you the best of luck!" Jaundissimo says: "Reggie Rocket has continued in her surfing career, scoring trophy after trophy in every surfing competition she enters, quickly becoming the NEXT Kelly Slater!" Blonda says: "IF Kelly Slater were a woman!" Jaundissimo says: "Kelly Slater IS a woman!" Blonda correctedly says: "NO, he is NOT!!!!" Jaundissimo says: "Did I MISS the memo saying that Kelly was now ALSO a boy's name and not just a girl's name?!" Blonda says: "In any case, Rocko has also kept himself busy, and you would NOT believe what he's been doing!" Jaundissimo says: "When footage surfaced on the Internet SHOWED Rocko in a low-budget indie film, and Rocko doing UNDERWEAR commercials for Wedgie Boy, Hollywood casting agents were HOT for MORE!!!!" Stimpy says: "Rocko is HANDS down the SEXIEST wallaby on the face of this EARTH!!!! And I don't say that about just ANY Wallaby! I mean, have you even SEEN Rocko?! He's SEXY, and it's like, he doesn't even TRY!!!!" Blonda says: "Although initially hesitant, Rocko has SINCE spent his time in Hollywood, showing off his NATURAL good looks on-camera!" Jaundissimo says: "Rocko is the HOTTEST thing to hit the Hollywood market since Orlando Bloom! And that's really saying something!" Blonda says: "Rocko has a HUGE career in appearing in MANY steaming HOT movies!"

 

Jaundissimo says: "Whether it's his appearance on the Aerosmith bi-opic Walk This Way!..." Blonda says: "His appearance on the Red Hot Chili Peppers bi-opic Higher Ground..." Jaundissimo says: "Or even his appearance in the Latest Expendables movie; Expendables 4!!!! The Celebrity Cartoon Edition!; Rocko ROCKS his roles!" Blonda says: "But even HOTTER than his roles in movies, is his UNBEARABLY hot de-ordorant commercials for his NEW brand of de-ordorant, called Modern Spice!" Wearing NOTHING but a TIGHTLY hung towel, Rocko says: "Look at YOUR Wallaby, now back to me. Back at YOUR Wallaby, now back to me. Sadly, YOUR Wallaby is NOT me, but by taking Modern Spice, he can SMELL like me! Look in my hands; what do you see? Gold Doubloons! Now jewels, diamonds! Can your Wallaby do that? I didn't think so. I'm on the beach, I'm on a HORSE!!!!" And as Rocko gets ON the horse, Rocko's towel FALLS off, as the horse carries Rocko AWAY!!!!! Jaundissimo says: "HOLD it!!!! Rewind that FOOTAGE!!!! Slow-motion, play, and PAUSE!!!! What do WE see in THESE 44 FRAMES?!!!" Blonda excitedly says: "BIG eye candy from a WELL-endowed Wallaby, and a LOT of it!!!!" Jaundissimo says: "Once this factoid got out, Rocko thought his career was finished!!!!" Blonda says: "But it only EXPLODED after that!!!!" Jaundissimo says: "The camera can't GET enough of Rocko's BIG gift!!!!" Blonda says: "If the camera LIKED him before, it fell in LOVE with him after that!" Jaundissimo says: "What's even MORE surprising, is that ROCKO was chosen to have his FULL anatomy, put on display for students, learning about the reproduction system!!!!" Blonda says: "That sounds STEAMY, and JUICY!!!!" Jaundissimo says: "It IS!!!!" (Camera opens up on an animated setting for "The Fairly Oddparents.")

 

A middle-aged man, with a droning voice (like Ben Stein) says: "Hello, I'm your Human Resources High School Teacher for this semester. As such, we will be learning about reproduction. We'll start by analyzing the anatomy of one typical male Wallaby, Rocko A. Wallaby. Now, the male reproductive system is a series of organs located outside of the body and around the pelvis region of a male that contribute towards the reproduction process. The primary direct function of the male reproductive system is to provide the male sperm for fertilization of the ovum. The major reproductive organs of the male can be grouped into three categories. The first category is sperm production and storage. Production takes place in the testes which are housed in the temperature regulating scrotum, immature sperm then travel to the epididymis for development and storage. The second category are the ejaculatory fluid producing glands which include the seminal vesicles, prostate, and the vas deferens. The final category are those used for copulation, and deposition of the spermatozoa or sperm within the male, these include the penis, urethra, vas deferens, and Cowper's gland. Is everybody CLEAR about what I'm demonstrating here?" Timmy Turner grunts uncomfortably, than FAINTS from the subject matter! Blonda says: "Needless to say, many students in high school are NOT looking at anatomy the same way again!" Rocko says: "I never imagined that I would be in such high demand, let alone for features that I personally never thought were THAT big of a deal! I mean, OKAY; they ARE big, there's no denying that! But I mean, people are FIXATING on it! Don't get me wrong, I'm getting paid a lot of money, and people are finally interested in learning about a subject that they NEED to know about anyways! I mean, personally, I would RATHER that they chose someone ELSES body for the matter, but the PRESIDENT of the United States asked me himself PERSONALLY! I mean, how could I possibly say NO to one of the GREATEST people on Earth right now?!"

 

Jaundissimo says: "But this isn't the only change that Rocko's experienced in his life." Rocko says: "Normally, for MOST people, it's no shirt, no shoes, no SERVICE! But for me, it's no shirt, no shoes, no PROBLEM!!!! In fact, almost everywhere I go to, they actually ENCOURAGE it! You would not BELIEVE how many people have taken selfies with ME...and the GIFT I have!" Blonda says: "While some people are all TOO happy to share THEIR gifts, other people REFUSE to share their gifts with others!" Jaundissimo says: "Take for instance, Otto Rocket." (Camera opens back up on "Rocket Power" Ocean Shores, California animation). Blonda says: "He was the daredevil and athlete extra-ordinaire in the Total Cartoon series!" Jaundissimo says: "But shortly after the seasons ended, he mysteriously dropped off the radar, leaving only THIS message!" Otto says: "The competition has gotten TOO boring and WAY too predictable! Nobody is a MATCH for me! I'm NOT coming back until I find SOMEBODY or SOMETHING that can SURPRISE me!" Blonda says: "We went out and interviewed someone who knows Otto Rocket REALLY well! Or so, that's what SHE believes!!!!" Angelica, now with her normal hair FULLY restored, says: "I know Otto, and he's NOT the type of person to just DROP off the face of the Earth!!!! He's looking for something spectacular, something amazing, something that will TELL the world, he's in LOVE with the GREATEST girl of ALL time, Angelica Pickles!!!!" Unexpectedly, Otto Rocket comes in and says: "That was TOTALLY not what I've been DOING!!!!" Angelica happily says: "Otto! I KNEW you would come back for ME!!!!" Otto seriously says: "I did NOT come back for YOU!!!! I had to do something VERY important! I figured that if nobody was going to make themselves into worthy competition for ME, I had to make it myself!"

 

Angelica scoffs and sarcastically says: "Yeah, RIGHT!!!! Because you SO totally want COMPETITION to hone in on your suprerior skills!" Otto asks: "Don't you know the first thing about skills? If you don't USE them, you LOSE them! And the only way I'm going to get better as an athlete is if I MAKE the competition myself! I had to go off and train in some top secret places, in order to make the best out of my trainee's possibilities! And now I think I can safely say, that my time and efforts, have been WELL spent! I now welcome my protege, Twister Rodriguez!!!!" And a newly buff, newly tanned, tall Twister walks in! Twister says: "Thank you, Otto my man! As you heard, I am the TWISTER!!!! The greatest NEW athlete to hit the skate parks! And with my trainer's help, I can NEVER lose!!!!" Otto laughs: "He's an IDIOT, intellectually, but he's the BEST at figuring out MAD new tricks! I expect GREAT things from him!" Angelica romantically asks: "And you can expect great things from ME!!!!" Otto says: "Except I'm NOT interested!!!! Are you DEAF as well as CLUELESS?! I'm NOT going on a date with you!" Angelica says: "Only because you don't want to call it a date? Then you MUST want to MARRY me!" Otto seriously says: "I WOULDN'T marry you if you were the LAST girl on EARTH!!!!" Angelica says: "So there's hope; then!!!!" Otto scoffs and says: "Diva!" Angelica genuinely says: "THANK you!!!!" Jaundissimo says: "Wasn't expecting to see THAT development, but there's ONE development that went over SURPRISINGLY well!" Blonda says: "The development of a utopian-esque society in Nearburg, the home for former competitors Rancid Rabbit, and Dog from Catdog!" (Camera opens up on various locals from Nearburg, animated in the fashion of "Catdog!") Jaundissimo says: "In season two, when Rocko went on his walk-about, he did something VERY unexpected!!!!" Blonda says: "He went right up and TORE Rancid's clothes off!"

 

Jaundissimo says: "Surprisingly, this OPENED Rancid up to a RADICAL new idea, experiencing life naked!" Blonda says: "Not only did Rocko have his epiphany, but Rancid had an epiphany of his own!" Jaundissimo says: "On that day, Rancid right then and there FORESWEAR to EVER wearing CLOTHES again, vowing to live the REST of his life NAKED; and even go to make Nearburg a clothing optional town!" Blonda says: "And you won't BELIEVE how fast the idea caught FIRE over there!" Cat says: "Dog and I were NAKED long before it was even COOL! For once, I'm glad WE were ahead of the curb!" Jaundissimo says: "The citizens of Nearburg have graced this new life-style with EXCITED enthusiasm!" Randolph is now completely naked as well, and he says: "Crime rates have dropped WAY down! Even teasing and tormenting isn't as prevalent as it used to be! Everyone is accepting of the way everyone looks! I LOVE it!" Blonda says: "Speaking of LOVE, Dog's love for Randolph proved to be for real! After co-winning Total Cartoon Action, he set out to begin the adventure of a life-time with Randolph, his brand new married partner!" At the wedding, Randolph says: "I hope you don't mind, but we wrote our own vows! I am Randolph, that is true! I've worn orange, I've worn blue! I've been through wind, I've been through fog, but the guy that I love most is DOG!!!!" Dog says: "I love Randolph! He's my guy! If HE can't do it!!!!...uh...he's--he's not my guy!" Randolph says: "It's not so much what he says, it's the THOUGHT that counts!" Jaundissimo says: "And they've been experiencing life to the fullest, touring all around the world, from London to Bombay!" Blonda says: "You know they call it MUMBAI now!" Jaundissimo defiantly says: "I will NEVER call it 'Mumbai!'" Blonda says: "Speaking of 'never,' it seems that Skipper and Marlene NEVER take a break!" Jaundissimo says: "And we've got the TOP secret footage to PROVE it!"

 

(Camera opens up on the C.G.I. animation of "The Penguins of Madagascar!") Blonda says: "After her ROCKING performance, coming in third in the second season, Marlene was OFFICIALLY made the FIFTH member of Skipper's elite corps!" Jaundissimo says: "And believe me, Marlene's skills in missions and around Skipper's secret base have turned out to be DYNAMITE!!!!" Skipper says: "It's turned out to be really good to have a female presence around. She's smoothed out many of RICO'S rough edges, made Kowalski more understandable, King Julien and Mort less irritating! She STILL hasn't been able to do ANYTHING for Private's FAKE phony British accent, though!" Marlene scoffs and says: "I don't understand it! How many TIMES do I have to TELL Skipper?!!! Private's British accent is NOT phony!!!! You can't FAKE an accent like that, it's just the way he TALKS!!!! Besides, why would you FAKE a British accent anyways?!!! It just DOESN'T make any sense to me!" Blonda says: "Speaking of making sense, Marlene proved to be an otter of her word to Haggis McHaggis." Jaundissimo says: "Haggis announced his audition for the title role in a theatrical film production in King Lear!" Blonda says: "And Haggis won it! And Marlene was the FIRST in line to see Haggis' legendary film performance, that AMAZED everybody!" (Camera opens up on Marlene watching Haggis on the big screen, and the theater is packed. Haggis is naked as King Lear, and is holding Lil Deville, who is playing Cordelia, in his arms). Haggis howls and says: "Oh, you are men of stones! Had I your tongues and eyes, I'd use them so that heaven's vault should crack! I know when one is dead and when one lives. Lend me a looking-glass, if that her breath will mist or stain the stone, why; then she lives! This feather stirs; she lives! It be so, it is the CHANCE that redeems all sorrows that I have EVER felt!" Lil Deville laughs and wakes up! Lil Deville says: "Thank you dad! You saved my life with your love! I mean, it did seem pretty dicey there, but I'm all better now!"

 

Jaundissimo says: "Despite the slight change to the ending of the play, King Lear did something GREAT for both Haggis McHaggis AND Lil Deville, it garnered them their FIRST oscar wins!" Blonda says: "And it was a festive event at the ceremonies in Hollywood!" A pretty blonde woman comes up and says: "Hi! I'm funny comedienne actress Nicole Sullivan! You probably may NOT remember me from such roles as the Vancome Lady on MadTV, the evil Shego on Kim Possible, and the heroic Mira Nova on Buzz Lightyear of Star Command! Oh, I was also the mother of the main protagonists in BOTH Meet the Robinsons AND Superhero Movie! Anyways, I know I'm not supposed to do this, but I'm going to go ahead and announce BOTH of the winners for the leading actor and actress in a dramatic role in a movie for this year! And the Oscars go to...Haggis McHaggis and Lil Deville!!!!" Haggis and Lil both go up to receive their Oscars. Haggis says: "My fellow actors, it is with great honor that I accept this Oscar! The late, great, Peter O'Toole, once told me, 'Haggis,' you're going to die just like I will, having NEVER actually WON a legitimate Oscar in your ENTIRE life!' Well, Peter O'Toole, the jokes on you! I actually WON an Oscar and YOU didn't!!!!" Lil Deville says: "I just want to say, The Beatles Are BIGGER Than Jesus!! Seriously, that's the name of the NEXT movie that we are BOTH going to be starring in together!" Jaundissimo says: "WOW!!!! That almost turned into a Kanye West moment! No offense, Kanye. We know you're going to let us finish!" Blonda says: "Advantage of being a Fairy Godparent, we're PRACTICALLY indestructible! Anyways, while some are having success on the film front, OTHERS are doing the IMPOSSIBLE, by bringing PRINT media back into mainstream!!!!" Jaundissimo says: "And we have TWO former contestants who prove that print media IS still a thing; Darwin the Chimp, and Invader Zim!"

 

(Camera opens up on animation from "The Wild Thornberries.") Blonda says: "Both Darwin and Zim were late-comers to the game on season two." Jaundissimo says: "But BOTH of them made the most out of their exposure from their time on the show!" Blonda says: "People often claim that if you throw a HUNDRED chimpanzees into a room together, they will EVENTUALLY write one of William Shakespeare's plays!" Jaundissimo says: "But Darwin proved that it actually only takes ONE chimpanzee to write a GREAT, brand new book!" Blonda says: "Darwin's biography, Wild as Wild Life; shows the REAL truth about living life as a chimpanzee, both during his time on The Wild Thornberries, and in Total Cartoon Action!" Darwin says: "It's actually pretty easy for animals such as myself to use human technology, and even communicate to humans verbally! The thing is, most humans are so ignorant, they don't BOTHER to pay attention to anything important that animals have to say! I hope that my book will help change that perception!" Jaundissimo says: "And Darwin isn't the only willing to put himself under the microscope when it comes to literature!" Blonda says: "It was hard to believe that Invader Zim was once an Irken bent on conquering Earth!" Jaundissimo says: "But ever since he became the LAST of his kind, Zim has done a lot to CHANGE his life around!" Blonda says: "Surprisingly, now that he's no longer FOCUSED on conquering planets, he's focused on CONQUERING information technology!" Zim says: "Read my new book, Master of Knowledge!!!! This book will show you EVERYTHING you need to know about CONQUERING my technology! Learn how to master Irken technology, the way I have mastered human life!" Jaundissimo says: "Nobody thought Zim would manage to assimilate himself into human society." Blonda says: "But assimilate he has! Zim even has a WORKING relationship, with former rival, now loving partner, Dib!"

 

Dib says: "Other than the green skin, silicone blood, and antennae, Zim is very much like us. He just wants what most people want; someone to love and understand them, and willing to support them in their pursuits! I mean, Zim is MUCH happier now that he's no longer trying to conquer people! I think he's finally found something he's good at!" Jaundissimo says: "Zim x Dib, I NEVER saw that coming!" Blonda says: "Yet surprisingly, ten THOUSAND fan-fiction writers DID!!!!" Jaundissimo says: "That's all the contestants who appeared in seasons one and two." Blonda says: "And just in time, to! I just got this in, Sniz has just arrived at this year's Emmy awards! They're going to announce the winners for best Reality Show this year, and he's INVITED many of the former competitors back to appear at the ceremonies for a special announcement!" Jaundissimo says: "Even so, there are already reports of a few noticeable former contestants who are going to be NO shows at the event!" Doug Funny says: "I'm way too busy with my career writing Quailman and Smash Adams! I can't afford to be distracted by a reality show!" Helga says: "I'm under court orders to NOT appear in another season of a reality TV show until I graduate from my anger management courses." Gerald says: "My career is TOO successful, and Rhonda is still in the hospital. We WON'T be attending!" Ren Hoek says: "I have to stay home and take care of my kids. Besides, this will give Lil and Stimpy some much needed time to go on a vacation." Aang says: "Even though I'm not competing, I'll STILL be in the Performance Reviews, interviewing others about their thoughts about how the show is progressing!" Chuckie says: "I'm not giving up MY life as Crazy Charlie! This is the best thing that has ever HAPPENED to me!" Bunny says: "I think Daggett is a much better competitor than what everyone thinks he is! I want to give him another chance to shine!"

 

Spongebob is about to get into a Limo to go to the event, and he asks: "Larry, Craig, Sandy, are you sure you don't want to come WITH me?!" Larry says: "I've already WON season two; I'll let someone else have a turn for season three." Craig says: "And I'm happy with my performance on season two. We're cool here." Sandy says: "Spongebob, I WOULD go with you if I COULD!!!!" Spongebob asks: "Well, why can't you?" Sandy blushes and says: "Spongebob, are you ready for a SHOCK?!" Spongebob asks: "Is it a GOOD shock?!" Sandy says: "I should THINK so! I'm PREGNANT!!!!" Spongebob shockingly asks: "Right NOW?!!!" Someone rushes up to the limo, and it's Spongebob's cousin, Stanley!!!! Stanley says: "Wait, Spongebob! I'm going to be appearing on season three, to! I'm one of the newcomers!!!! Wait, did Sandy just say she was PREGNANT?!!!" Spongebob says: "Yep! With MY kids!" Stanley says: "What wonders never cease!" And the two Sponges both get into the limo, and it drives off! Rancid says: "First off, I'm no longer Rancid. I'm so happy, I'm going by RAD Rabbit now! Besides, being a mayor of Nearburg is a FULL-time job!" Randolph says: "Lucky for you, I'll be helping Dog represent Catdog for the show this year! I'm one of the new contestants!" RAD Rabbit says: "I'll be ROOTING for you!" Darwin says: "I'm busy trying to promote my book. However, both Eliza and I have agreed to be the hosts for the Performance Review this season!" Eliza says: "I'm looking forward to it! We're going to have a LOT of fun!" Daggett and Norbert are about to get into Daggett's trailer, and drive to the event. Norbert says: "Thank you for driving us to the event, I am SO sorry I missed your wedding with Bunny! I had NOTHING to do with the event planning!" Daggett says: "I'm happy that you really DID want me to attend YOUR wedding, though! Speaking of, where's Treeflower?" Norbert says: "She walked out three weeks ago!"

 

Daggett gasps and says: "That's NUTS!!!!" Norbert sighs and says: "You're telling me. I don't think that she's going to be attending this event of Sniz's!" Treeflower runs up and says: "WAIT!!!! Is it TOO late for me to catch a ride with you?!" Daggett asks: "Treeflower?! What are you doing here?!" Treeflower says: "I went home to my mother. But mother wasn't home! When I heard about this event, I've been asking EVERYONE I know to give me a RIDE to the event, but no one is giving me a RIDE!!!!" Daggett sarcastically asks: "I wonder why ever THAT is?!" Treeflower gets on her knees and PATHETICALLY begs! Treeflower pleads: "You two are my LAST hope!!!! Please, please, PLEASE!!!! Take me with you, PLEASE!!!!" Norbert asks: "What do you think, Daggett?" Daggett says: "Well, she DID lie to you, and PURPOSELY plan HER wedding on the exact same day as MINE so that I wouldn't be able to ATTEND!!!!" Treeflower begs: "I'll do ANYTHING to make it up to YOU!!!! ANYTHING!!!!!!!!" Norbert eagerly asks: "ANYTHING?!!!!!!!" Treeflower gasps: "Uh-oh!" Norbert says: "After this season is over, we are going to re-do OUR wedding, and THIS time, Daggett and Bunny get to be FIRST in line! After THAT, we will BOTH be attending a do-over of Daggett and Bunny's wedding, and we will make SURE that a bunch of guests get to attend THAT one as WELL! Do this, and I will FORGIVE you!" Treeflower sighs and says: "Okay, I'll do it! I PROMISE to make amends to YOU!!!!" Daggett shrugs his shoulders and says: "Ehhh, I believe her!" Norbert says: "Welcome aboard, Treeflower! And don't forget, YOU promised!" Treeflower says: "Somehow, I don't THINK you'll let me forget!" /

 

The returning contestants from season one and season two arrive at the Emmy ceremonies in Hollywood, California, being attended by Sniz and Fondue!!!! Roger Plotz, Daggett, Patrick, Phoebe, Treeflower, Jimmy Neutron, Suzie Carmichael, Reggie Rocket, Patty Mayonnaise, Norbert, Angelica Pickles, Rocko, Spongebob, Lil Deville, Otto Rocket, Stimpy, Judy Funny, Skipper, Haggis McHaggis, Pearl, Zim, Marlene, and Dog are all there! Pearl is surprised to see General Barracuda approaching, to! Pearl says: "Dad, you're here!" General Barracuda happily says: "I've got a NEW job, Pearl! I am happily employed as trained pilot/loyal bodyguard for Sniz and Fondue on season three of the Total Cartoon series!!!!" Patrick says: "Way to go, Dad-in-law!!!!" General Barracuda asks: "Dad-in-law?!!!" Pearl asks: "Didn't Patrick and I tell you? We decided to go and get married!!!!" Patrick says: "We got a quickie marriage in Las Vegas, Nevada! We didn't want the media to fuss and make a big DEAL over us!" General Barracuda says: "As long as my darling daughter is happy, that's all that matters!" Sniz and Fondue finally arrive at the event! Sniz says: "I see you got your invitations; I'm THRILLED!!!! Because you have ALL decided to attend this event, that means you will ALL get to appear in season three!!!!" Marlene gets excited and says: "AWESOME!!!! Season THREE!!!! We're all going to be in season THREE!!!!" Sniz says: "And that's not all! During season two, I had Judy Funny go out and scout out some NEW talent to appear with you in season three! We have a LOT of new contestants appearing this season!" Jimmy says: "A lot of new contestants? A VERY interesting proposal!" Sniz says: "It SURE is! In fact, our roster is SO big, not ONLY are we EXPANDING the show to fill in an HOUR in show-time, we are having a GRAND total of fifty-two episodes in this season TOTAL; INCLUDING the Performance Reviews!"

 

Treeflower says: "AWESOME!!!! Even the Performance Reviews are being counted as episodes this season!" Sniz says: "We have an ambitious plan THIS season! To show at LEAST one new episode a week! I know it doesn't sound easy, but this year, WE are going ALL around the world!" Reggie asks: "WE?!!!" Sniz says: "That's the THEME for this season! We will be going ALL around the world, and seeing MANY exotic locales! At each new location, we will be having challenges based on each area's geography, topography, history, geology, and ANY other ology we can think of! This season, with the exception of MOST of the Performance Reviews, most of the episodes will have at LEAST one contestant eliminated in each episode! That should give you an idea about how many contestants we have!" Norbert says: "That DOES sound impressive!" Sniz says: "It is! Now, I want you to ALL come inside! It's time for you to SEE everybody who will be joining you in season three!" And all the contestants, Sniz, Fondue, and General Barracuda, all walk inside! Blonda says: "What a FANTASTIC event!!!!" Jaundissimo says: "You're telling me!!!! Not only are all THOSE contestants returning, but a bunch of brand NEW ones will be appearing?!!! I'm almost shocked to hear that YOU weren't invited to attend as a contestant!!!!" Blonda asks: "Who said I would WANT to go IF I was invited? But I'm guessing there will be a good NUMBER of surprises this season; ones we can't even GUESS at yet!" Juandissimo says: "But one thing is for sure, you will get to see ALL the MUY juicy developments right here FIRST, as they develop!!!!" Blonda says: "First, these VERY important announcements!!!!" / (Commercial Break) / I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for NOW!!!!

[4EverGreen]

It is my great honor to present to you the most RADICAL change to the "Total Cartoon" series YET!!!! You WON'T believe your EYES!!!! It's time for the second and final part of "Let's Fast-Forward to Two Years Later! The Total Cartoon Action Reunion!" (60 minute special). / The contestants, Sniz, Fondue, and General Barracuda, are all in a darkened room. Nobody's features can be distinctly seen. Patty asks: "Why is the room so DARK?!!!" Judy Funny asks: "Why can't we SEE anything?" Reggie asks: "What is the BIG surprise you want to show us?" Sniz says: "Ladies and gentlemen, humans, animals, and alien, the time has come to show you the most RADICAL development in the Total Cartoon series YET! Once you see this BRAND new development that we've got planned! It is the MOST incredible thing to EVER be seen on Nickelodeon! It is going to amaze ALL of you!!!!" Otto scoffs and says: "YEAH right!!!! Like something could REALLY be THAT amazing!!!!" Sniz says: "OH!!!! Some of you DON'T believe! WANDA!!!!" Wanda poofs and says: "FINALLY!!!! A chance to look AWESOME!!!! As Steve Miller ONCE sang, ABRACADABRA!!!!"

 

And in the MOST incredible display of magic yet, Wanda BRIGHTENS everything, and with the lights shining on EVERYONE, they can ALL see that they are NOW all animated in the animated cartoon anime style of "Dragonball Z!!!!" Jimmy Neutron says: "Albert EINSTEIN!!!! Look at this MAKEOVER we all received!!!!" Patty says: "I didn't THINK we could LOOK so impressive!!!!" Judy says: "It doesn't seem possible, but we are ALL more impressive than before!" Sniz says: "That's not the ONLY impressive thing! Take a look at the Radio D.J. we got SIGNED up to be the fan-character representative for this season!" Marlene says: "Is it WHO I think it IS?!!!" Sniz excitedly says: "I BELIEVE so!!!!" And on the stage, spotlights shine on a gray canine, dressed in green spandex, wearing a green mask, green gloves, and green boots, with the letters "CR" on the middle of his shirt area, and he has a small tail in the back.

 

This epicly SMOOTH, sexy guy says: "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called 'life.' Electric word, life, that means forever and that's a mighty long time. But I'm here to tell you, there's something else; the After World. A world of NEVER ending happiness, you can ALWAYS see the sun, day or night! So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills, you know the one, Dr. Everything Will Be Alright, instead of asking him how much of your time is left; ask him how much of your MIND, baby! Cause in THIS life, things are MUCH harder than in the After World; in this life, you're on your OWN! And if the elevator tries to bring you down, go CRAZY! Punch a higher floor! Woo! If you don't like, the world you're living in, take a look around, at least you got friends! You see I called my old lady, for a friendly word, she picked up the phone, dropped it on the floor! Ah's, ah's is all I heard! Are we gonna let the elevator bring us down? Oh, no lets go! Let's go crazy, let's get nuts, Let's look for the purple banana until they put us in the truck, let's go! Oh! We're all excited, but we don't know why. Maybe it's cause--" Fondue interrupts: "We're all gonna die." The singer continues: "When we do, what's it all for? You better live now!" Fondue interjects: "Before the Grim Reaper come knocking on your door." The singer continues: "Tell me, are we gonna let the elevator bring us down? Oh, no let's go! Let's go crazy! Let's get nuts! Look for the purple banana until they put us in the truck! Come on baby, let's get nuts! Yeah! Crazy! (Instrumental solo) Let's go crazy! (Instrumental solo continues) Are we gonna let the elevator bring us down? Oh, no let's go! Go, Go, crazy! I said let's go crazy, crazy; let's go, let's go! Go, let's go! Dr. Everything Will-Be-Alright, will make everything go wrong. Pills and thrills and daffodills will kill; hang tough children! He's coming, he's coming, coming. (Instrumental finish) Take me away!" And the song finishes!!!!

 

The canine gets off the stage, and properly introduces himself to everyone. He says: "Greetings everyone, I am Captain Retro, I am one of the new contestants appearing in this upcoming new season of the Total Cartoon series!" Marlene excitedly says: "Captain RETRO!!!! I've been catching your shows on 97.3, streaming on the website for The Rock! Everything I know about music from 1962-2008, I learn it from you!" Captain Retro says: "You're quite a charmer yourself!" Otto asks: "He's NOT going to get eliminated in the second episode, is he?!" Sniz says: "NOPE!!!! He's in it for the long haul!" Treeflower asks: "How do you even FIGURE into Nickelodeon anyways?!" Captain Retro says: "I'm a FAN character, for TUFF Puppy! I'm sort of THEIR equivalent of Captain America, only instead of being frozen in ice, I was stuck in a TIME warp! I was recently found and rescued, and here I am! Long story short, of course!" Marlene asks: "So we've got representatives from TUFF Puppy on the show this season?" Sniz answers: "Not just from TUFF Puppy, but from many OTHER shows as WELL! Representatives will be appearing from The Fairly Oddparents, Fanboy and Chum-Chum, Rocket Monkeys, Dragonball Z Kai, Kappa Mikey, Robot and Monster, Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness, Breadwinners, Kaput and Zosky, Harvey Beaks, Sanjay and Craig!" Fondue says: "Not to mention some NEW representatives from shows that have already been FEATURED on the Total Cartoon series!" Sniz says: "It's time to meet all of them NOW!!!! Drum-roll, PLEASE!" Fondue plays an EPIC drum roll!

 

Sniz says: "Timmy Turner! Fanboy AND Chum-Chum! Snaptrap! Twister Rodriguez! Wally, the Rocket Monkey! Stanley S. Squarepants! Bulma Briefs! Keswick! Guano! Dib! Randolph! Chameleon! Kitty Katswell! Dudley Puppy! Heffer Wolfe! Monster Krumholtz! Gonard! Taotie! Oonski the Great! Kaput! Sway-Sway and Buhdeuce! Globitha and Robot! Harvey Beaks! Sanjay AND Craig! Tigress and Po! Last but DEFINITELY not least, ZARBON!!!!" And Zarbon WALKS off of the stage, and everyone is STUNNED by his EXCEPTIONAL beauty, looking just LIKE Orlando Bloom, but everyone is REALLY surprised when he talks, and he sounds just LIKE Orlando Bloom, to! Zarbon says: "I am honored to be the greatest and most powerful contestant participating in the Total Cartoon series this season!" Marlene says: "I thought you were KILLED!" Zarbon says: "That IDIOT Vegeta couldn't kill me if he TRIED!!!! I'm an EXPERT at holding my BREATH for a long time! In any case, you can see I am QUITE alive and unharmed!" Sniz says: "Alive? Yes! Unharmed? We can't guarantee that! Besides, you don't know for SURE that you're the strongest! You haven't measured your STRENGTH against Captain Retro yet! He has his OWN super-powers!" Zarbon merely says: "I have no reason to fight him yet. I'll cross that bridge only IF and/or WHEN I come to it!" Marlene asks: "Captain Retro, what do you think your chances are against him?" Captain Retro says: "Hard to say, but I'll tell you all my thoughts, LATER!"

 

Fanboy says: "I am so excited to actually be PARTICIPATING this season!" Chum-Chum says: "Me to! Everyone will get to see that there's a LOT more to us than just goofy antics!" Twister says: "I'm glad to be ROCKING here! Because I'm the Twister! And I can NEVER lose!" Wally says: "I plan to do my honest and complete best to bring HONOR to my series! I want to show Yay-Ok that I'm the Monkey I THINK I am, and win money to give him a MUCH needed upgrade!" Stanley says: "I'm not such a klutz or jinx anymore. I'm ready to make a good name for myself!" Bulma says: "My love relationship is on the rocks! I mean, Yamcha's OKAY, but I want something...MORE!!!!" Keswick: "I am Keswick. R-R-R-Reporting for duty! I'm g-g-g-GOING to try to c-c-c-CURB my un-natural s-s-s-stuttering!" Guano says: "I'm honestly amazed that I'm finally here! To think it only took us THREE times before we finally succeeded in getting on this show!" Gonard says: "And I am SO super-stoked to BE here!!!! I am going to EXCEL on this show!" Bulma says: "AMAZING!!!! You sound just like this guy named Goku, that I know!" Gonard says: "Wouldn't be the FIRST time someone has mistaken ME for sounding like somebody else! Believe it or not, SOME people mistake me for sounding like Psycho Squirrel from Team Toon!" Dib says: "I want to personally see for myself just how well Zim can do in a competition if we are BOTH at it from the very beginning! This will give me GREAT insight to figuring out where we BOTH stand, intellectually!" Randolph says: "I'm here, I'm with Dog, and I LOVE it!" Chameleon says: "I'm the Chameleon, I can change into anything with ONE exception!" Chameleon sadly says: "I can't change into more friends. I am SO lonely!!!!"

 

Dudley comes up and hugs him. Dudley says: "You poor, misunderstood, lizard. Everyone needs friends, even someone socially awkward as you!" Snaptrap scoffs and says: "Why are you hanging around with THAT loser? I have NO friends, and I'm doing just FINE for myself!" Kitty rolls her eyes and says: "Said the guy whose BUTT we KICK constantly! And Dudley? Why are you hanging OUT with an ENEMY?!" Dudley says: "Be NICE! He's not an enemy. All the stealing, all the plots, all the shape-shifting; can't you see that he's just trying to get attention? Maybe if we tried being friends with him, and stopped OSTRACIZING him, he might help us WITH crime, instead of causing it! Right Kitty? (Kitty doesn't respond) Kitty? KITTY? KITTY?!!!!! Okay, fine! I guess, just POUT!!!!" Heffer Wolfe says: "Whoo-HOO!!!! It is SO awesome to finally be PARTICIPATING on this show with my main man ROCKO!!!! We are going to have SO much FUN!" Monster Krumholtz says: "I'm really thrilled to be here, and I'm happy they let my younger sister Globitha come along, to!" Globitha excitedly says: "Oh, YEAH!!!!!!!! You and ME, me with ROBOT; O.M.G.!!!!!!!! EEEH!!!!!!!!! Does anybody have a paper bag I can breathe into?!" Robot rolls his eyes and says: "Monster, did she HAVE to come along? I mean, isn't she a little, YOUNG for this?" Monster says: "She only LOOKS young! Trust me, she's 18, she's legal!" Globitha romantically says: "Did you hear THAT Robot? I can BE with you, if you want! I mean, our lives could be PERFECT together!" Robot seriously says: "You know...you're SICK!!!! Timmy, you're USELESS! And so are YOU, Fanboy!" Monster asks: "Can't you at least TRY to have a little fun?!" Robot rolls his eyes, sighs, and says: "I'll try, but no guarantees!" Taotie gasps in shock and says: "COME ON!!!! I was PROMISED that I would be on this show ALONE! Without Po and Tigress interfering! Doesn't ANYBODY keep their WORD anymore?!"

 

Po, speaking like Jack Black, says: "Don't look at me, it wasn't MY idea to try to deceive you!" Tigress, speaking like Angelina Jolie, says: "It was MINE!!!! I wanted to see how Taotie would react if we caught him off-guard! Turns out, he reacted just like I expected him to! He has ALL the hall-marks of a COWARD!!!!" Treeflower asks: "What's with the ATTITUDE?!" Tigress stands tall and proudly says: "I am the STRONGEST!!!! I am the SMARTEST!!!! I am the FASTEST!!!! I am the TOUGHEST!!!! And by necessary explanation and extension, the MEANEST!!!! I am NOT here to play some little KIDS game, I am HERE to WIN!!!! If you can't play with THIS big girl, you might as well go HOME!!!!" Po asks: "Isn't there ANOTHER reason why you're here? The REAL reason Master Shifu wanted you to do this thing with me?" Tigress sighs and says: "Also, I'm here to work on my unresolved anger management issues. Heaven knows WHY!!!!" Lil Deville says: "Tough luck, Marlene! Looks like you're not the BIG celebrity this SEASON anymore!" Marlene says: "It's not like they were going to invite Master Viper! She'd be a first boot for SURE!!!! She speaks next to NOTHING in the TV series! Why IS that?!" Master Viper suddenly appears and asks: "Why don't I ever get ANY lines in that THING?!!!" Fondue says: "Shut up, Lucy Liu! The series would be WAY too expensive with YOU on it, Mrs. I Demand $6 million for every single line I speak DESPITE only appearing in THREE good movies in My ENTIRE career!" Po says: "FOUR once Kung Fu Panda 3 comes out!" Sniz says: "Noted, moving on!" Oonski says: "I'm OONSKI the--!" Marlene interrupts and says: "All right, okay! We ALL know who you are! I mean, is shouting YOUR name the ONLY catchphrase you can think of?!" Oonski says: "I should think not! I ALSO happen to be the STRONGEST Viking in Pondgea!" Chum-Chum says: "Not to mention the ONLY one!" Oonski says: "Irrelevant!"

 

Marlene asks: "Why is HE even ON this season?!" Sniz says: "Simple! He did us a BIG favor! I mean, he IS the guy who actually FINISHED off Master Coelaceanth for GOOD!!!! Letting him on this show was the LEAST we could do to show him we were grateful!" Oonski says: "Not only am I strong, I take care of POSERS!" Kaput says: "Just don't try to take care of me! I may be small, but I make Zim look like an IDIOT!!!! Which too be honest, isn't really THAT hard to do!" Zim angrily says: "You little upstart, you STOLE my ACT!!!!" Kaput sarcastically says: "Can I help it that I do it WAY better than YOU ever could?!" Zim angrily says: "I won't let YOU succeed where I didn't!" Kaput sarcastically says: "I would LOVE to SEE you try to STOP me and EPICLY fail! Of course, I'd also like to see you as a CRATER!!!!" Dib says: "Don't worry, Zim; WE'LL take care of him!" Kaput sarcastically says: "I am SO worried!" Sway-Sway says: "I'm here, and I'm STYLING!!!!" Buhdeuce says: "I'm here, and I'm ROCKING!!!!" Sway-Sway and Buhdeuce both say: "We're Breadwinners, and we are here to bring the show to the NEXT level!" Oonski says: "And don't worry, they promise to cut all of the unneccessary GROSS stuff out of the repretorie, and focus on only the funny stuff!" Pearl says: "That's good to know!"

 

Harvey Beaks says: "Hi, I'm Harvey. I'm NEW to this fun! I know I'm young, but I plan to show that age is NOTHING but a number!" Haggis says: "I already did that LAST season, but I guess you want to show that you have skills of your own, right?" Harvey says: "My mom and dad said I should try to get out and experience new things as much as I can. I mean, Fee and Foo have already helped me break out of my wall-flower status, now I want to see what the rest of the world looks like!" Phoebe says: "Well, statistically speaking, there's no better time to experience it than right now!" Sanjay says: "I'm so excited to be ROCKING it with Craig!" Craig says: "Likewise, I am EXCITED to be rocking it with Sanjay!" Sanjay says: "We are SO going to dominate challenges together!" Sniz says: "That remains to be seen! And now, everybody on the stage, we're going to reveal the THEME!!!!" Otto Rocket says: "I thought traveling around the WORLD was the theme!" Sniz says: "It is, but we're doing something else, in addition!!!!" Otto excitedly says: "Extreme sports, it's going to be EXTREME sports!!!!" All the contestants, from season one, two, and the upcoming season three, get on-stage, and they are SUPRISED when Sniz pulls a rope, unfurling the curtains to show the ENTIRE audience for the Emmy Awards in front of them! Once again, Nicole Sullivan is presenting! Nicole Sullivan says: "Hi, I'm funny comedienne actress Nicole Sullivan again! You probably DON'T remember me from such roles like my guest appearances on Family Guy, or my guest appearances on Bojack Horseman! I'm here to present the award for the best reality show this year, and it goes to...Total Cartoon ACTION!!!!" Sniz comes up and says: "Thank you, Nicole! Personally, I think you would be GREAT for a role in one of the new Star Wars films! Anyways, I'd like to thank the Academy for presenting us with this award! As such, I'd like to present to you the ENTIRE rost caster for the upcoming THIRD season, of the Total Cartoon series!!!!"

 

And the room fills with LOUD, thunderous applause! Sniz says: "As you can see, it's going to be EPIC! 56 contestants! 52 weeks! 52 episodes COUNTING the six Performance Reviews! And we're going to be going AROUND the world! And, that is not even the BEST part! Hit it, Fondue!" And Fondue begins to melodically play the piano. Sniz sings: "Once there was a show, that had it all, once there was a show you saw in malls! Rest, my darlings, don't you cry, this show you'll get to see for an hour time! Once there was a show, that really ROCKED! Once there was a show, that SUNG and TALKED!!!! Rest my darlings, don't you cry, it's time to watch this another time! This golden wonder will fill your eyes! We've got so many surprises! Rest my darlings, don't you cry, you'll get to see this for a third season time. Once there was a show, that had the best! Once there was a show, it showed the rest! Rest my darlings, don't you cry; it's not that easy, to make a rhyme! (General Barracuda begins playing the drums) Oh, it's time to ready that plane; get it in shape for show-time! Oh, it's time to load up those crates; before it's too late for show-time! (Instrumental solo) I've never been a phony, I only gave you my indications. But it's now time for a celebration. Don't break down! Oh, it's time you all learned your fate, you'll think it's great for show-time! Oh, I hope that haters don't hate, but you'll see these mates for show-time! (Aang blows a trumpet) Oh yeah! All right!!!! You're all going to sing this season; all right!!!! (Drum solo) Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon...the Musical!!!! Truly, it's not; it's Total Cartoon...Global Cruise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And the epic song finishes!

 

Sniz says: "Total Cartoon Global Cruise!!!! Premiering sometime around August 17th! If we're lucky!" / Episode Notes: The closing song is a parody of The Beatles "The Medley," specifically, "Golden Slumbers, Carry That Weight," and "The End." Also, Captain Retro performs Prince's 1984 hit song "Let's Go Crazy." It is revealed what all of the contestants have been up to since "Total Cartoon Action" wrapped up production, where they all are now, which contestants aren't attending, and which contestants are returning. Also, all the NEW contestants are introduced this season. The show has a brand new animation style, where EVERYONE is animated in the style of "Dragonball Z," and with the additions of Wallace Shawn as Taotie, Jack Black as Po, Angelina Jolie as Tigress, Orlando Bloom as Zarbon, as well as a pre-existing hit song being covered in EVERY single episode, "Total Cartoon Global Cruise" is by FAR the most EXPENSIVE season of the "Total Cartoon" series YET!!!! Also, due to the expanded cast roster of 56 contestants total, the show has now been expanded to an hour in length for each episode. Daggett and Bunny are now married, so are Patrick and Pearl; Treeflower and Norbert; Reggie and Rocko; Spongebob and Sandy; Ren and Stimpy and Lil (they had to get married in Utah and legally live there, as that is the only state that would recognize their partnership legally); Randolph and Dog are married, as well as Larry and Craig. Rocko's "Modern Spice" commercial is a parody of a VERY famous "Old Spice" commercial. Captain Retro (the character, my alter-ego), joins the cast with this special).

 

Personal Notes: Yep! This is pretty ambitious for me. Adopting my radio D.J. persona for my new name, creating a brand-new character for Nickelodeon, hiring Wallace Shawn, Sean Schemmel, Angelina Jolie, Jack Black, Orlando Bloom, not to mention returning celebrities Nicole Sullivan and Mr. T, as well as finding pre-existing hit songs for every brand new episode that airs, animating EVERYTHING like "Dragonball Z", as well as finding a new location, and to create a brand-new episode every week, this promises to be my MOST ambitious project YET!!!! I hope that I won't disappoint my fans with this project! As of right now, the topic is NOW offically called "Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" See you SOON!!!! / Premiering August 17th...ish.

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I'm READY! It's time to embark on the GRAND Adventure of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" I hope you're ready to join this ride with me! / Sniz is standing in the middle of an air-field, and says: "Greetings, viewers out there in TV world! Welcome to Total Cartoon Global Cruise! This season, the world is MY oyster, and I'm ready to take a BIG juicy bite, and make this show number one all over the GLOBE! Unfortunately, I have to share this experience with a three-ringed traveling circus!" And the contestants get off the limo's one by one." Timmy Turner says: "AWESOME!!!! I'm finally in a season of this awesome show!" Roger Plotz sarcastically says: "For NOW?!!!" Timmy asks: "What do you MEAN, for now?! I'm the star of a SUPER-popular show!" Judy Funny says: "Which should've been CANCELLED thirteen years ago!" Timmy asks: "Why do you got to TALK to me like that? My show is a GOOD show! Besides, I'm TALENTED!!!!" Reggie Rocket says: "Oh, PLEASE!!!! You're ONLY talent is having the INSANE ability to keep surviving, despite the fact that your show KEEPS getting cancelled, and getting cancelled, and getting CANCELLED, and getting CANCELLED, and getting CANCELLED, and getting CANCELLED over again and AGAIN and AGAIN over and OVER, yet you KEEP having your SHOW revived even though it isn't anywhere NEAR the QUALITY that it was when it was FIRST cancelled!"

 

Timmy says: "You're just jealous that I have Fairy Godparents! They can grant my EVERY wish!" Wanda poofs in and says: "Not on THIS show, we can't! You're on your own!" Timmy says: "No matter! I've got PLENTY of my own skills! I'm in it to win it!" Snaptrap says: "The probability of THAT happening is HIGHLY unlikely! Probably as unlikely as TUFF Puppy ever getting a FOURTH season on Nickelodeon!" Treeflower says: "At least I'm happily MARRIED to the greatest guy in the ENTIRE universe, who forgives me, no matter what!" Norbert says: "And don't think for a moment this will make me forget what you OWE both ME and Daggett! I'm holding you to your promise Treeflower, I personally hope you deliver!" Treeflower sighs and says: "Of COURSE I will!" Pearl says: "I'm REA--!" But she HITS her head coming out of the limo! Patrick comes to the door and asks: "Pearl!!!! Are you all--!" But Patrick trips OUT of the door and flops forward several feet onto the ground! Pearl, dazed and confused, says: "That looked PAINFUL...uh...uh ...I'm blanking on his name. Zarbon?" Zarbon says: "Um, that's MY name!" Pearl says: "And a lovely name it IS, to! I could say it all day!" Patty Mayonnaise says: "Sheesh! No sooner do I recover from MY head injury, than Pearl has to suffer one!" Stanley says: "I think she's going to be okay. She's been through worse!" Lil Deville asks: "She doesn't REALLY have amnesia, does she?"

 

Phoebe says: "Actually, it is VERY scientifically possible. Amnesia caused by head induced injuries is a lot more common than you think, in SPITE of the often cliched usages in cartoon series. Fanboy rolls his eyes and says: "IF I wanted your opinion, I would ASK for it!" Bulma says: "I don't know why any of YOU bothered to show up! You can't beat THIS brainy beauty!" Skipper sarcastically says: "I am SO sure! Just remember that after I thoroughly TRASH you in these upcoming challenges!" Chum-Chum says: "It's not a competition! Not yet, at any rate!" Keswick says: "Noted. I just hope that I-I-I-I don't make too p-p-p-poor of a showing!" Guano says: "You're bound to impress someone! I plan on impressing Mitsuki and Lily! If I do well, perhaps ONE of them will want to DATE me!" Randolph says: "If you ask me, that's not likely to HAPPEN! But what IS likely to happen is me and Dog having an absolutely fun TIME this season!" Dog happily says: "You said it, Randolph!" Suzie says: "It's so awesome to be competing again! Isn't it Otto?!" Otto happily says: "Only as long as YOU'RE here!" Angelica scoffs and says: "You're TALKING to the wrong PERSON! Turn to ME; I'm your LOVE interest!!!!" Otto shouts: "Are you NUTS?!!! If you're my LOVE interest, than I'm...whatever GUANO is supposed to be, anyways!!!!" Chameleon says: "I agree. I can change into anything, and even I can't figure out what Guano is!"

 

Dudley says: "Don't worry about it. You don't need to change into Guano. You could change into my friend!" Kitty says: "Chameleon is NEVER going to turn into YOUR friend, Dudley! Especially NOT mine!" Dudley says: "Maybe THAT'S because you're not willing to give him a chance! Come on, Chameleon can change his colors, surely he can change his behavior! Right Kitty? (Kitty doesn't respond) Kitty? KITTY?! KITTY?!!!! Okay, fine! I guess, just POUT!!!!" Zim says: "The Irken is going to DOMINATE this season! Nothing is going to GET in my way!" Reggie says: "Except for your super-natural ability to shout out every insane idea you're thinking of at the PRECISE moment you're thinking it! That's one of your biggest WEAKNESSES, you know!" Heffer Wolfe screams as Rocko drags him out! Heffer yells: "You didn't TELL me there was going to be FLYING involved! I can't go on a PLANE again! Not after what happened the LAST time!" Gonard asks: "What's the matter with him?" Rocko says: "He had a bad experience on a plane once, ever since, he's had a fear of flying." Jimmy Neutron says: "Aerophobia, as it's commonly called, as opposed to aeronauseophobia, which is the fear of getting air-sickness!" Dib sarcastically says: "Yeah, well state one MORE useless fact like THAT and I'M going to get aeronauseous all OVER you, pal!" Stimpy says: "I am so HAPPY to be competing again!"

 

Monster Krumholtz says: "I'm happy to be competing with you! You seem like a REALLY fun guy!" Robot Default says: "I'm glad YOU'RE having fun! Your sister Globitha, is clinging ONTO me like some love-sick puppy!" Globitha happily says: "We are meant to be, you and me, together for INFINITY!!!!" Monster says: "That's just her way of saying that she likes you. I think you would WELCOME the change that you USUALLY get from your family!" Robot says: "My family, I'm USED to! I'm not used to...her!" Globitha says: "Don't worry, you WILL be!" Robot sarcastically says: "That's what I'm AFRAID of!" Taotie says: "Nobody better get in MY way this season! I'm indefalli--I'm uninfalli--I'm unimpregni--I can't be stopped!" Angelica sarcastically says: "You don't even know WHICH word you were trying to GO for! You're pathetic!" Treeflower retorts: "You're PATHETICER!" Otto says: "You're BOTH losers!" Angelica asks: "Is that your new word for WINNERS?!!!" Otto sarcastically says: "I'm not EVEN going to ANSWER that one!" Twister says: "If you're looking for a winner, look no further than me! I'm the TWISTER! I can NEVER lose!" Tigress says: "You're going to lose to ME, that's for sure!" Twister says: "COOL!!!! Another GUY, coming to join me up in an ALLIANCE!!!! Do you know how to get any HOT girls?!" Tigress, unsure, asks: "You DO know that I don't even LIKE girls, RIGHT?!"

 

Twister, obliviious, says: "Don't worry. I'm FINE if you swing that way!" Po asks: "Don't you think you OUGHT to tell him that YOU'RE a girl?" Tigress incredulously replies: "HEY! Nobody needs to be reminded that I am a girl! I'll kick butt regardless!" Haggis says: "I'm back, and I'm feeling YOUNGER again! I feel SO refreshed!" Stimpy says: "You're telling ME! You sound EXACTLY like Gordon Quid from Catscratch, now!" Haggis says: "I personally don't hear it. Regardless, I DO still feel and sound younger after resting up!" Oonski shouts: "I'm Oonski the Great!!!! And I'll eat, meet, and BEAT all of you in competition!" Kaput says: "Just make sure you STOP proclaiming your name LOUDLY to EVERYONE; okay, Mr. Viking?!" Sway-Sway asks: "Are you ready to do well in this show, Buhdeuce?" Buhdeuce says: "I'm as ready as YOU are, my fine feathered friend!" Sway-Sway says: "Then let's get ready!!!!" They both say: "L-l-l-level UP!!!!" And they use 16 bit graphics to transform into contestants for a reality show! Captain Retro asks: "How do they DO that?!" Harvery Beaks says: "I'm not sure." Sanjay says: "They sure know how to have fun, that's for sure!" Craig says: "We're going to have plenty of fun, to!" Sanjay says: "You better believe it!" Zarbon says: "Personally, you are all wasting your time trying to compete against me! I am FABULOUSLY beautiful, and I'm too PRETTY to lose! I'm DESTINED to win this!"

 

Marlene finally gets out, and she asks Captain Retro a question. Marlene asks: "Can YOU believe this guy?!" Captain Retro, unsure, says: "I'm not sure. I don't know what to make of him yet. And nobody answered my question regarding those two ducks!" Marlene says: "You're asking the wrong otter! I've been here longer than YOU have, and even I can't figure it out!" Wally asks: "Does it really matter as long as we ALL enjoy the ride?!" Heffer shouts: "NO!!!! I'm not going! You can't MAKE me! Call the fire department! Call my MOMMY! Call--" (KONK!!!!) And Bulma hits him with a frying pan! Bulma asks: "I trust we can get on with the show, now?" Daggett says: "Come on! I've been looking forward to this for SO long!" Sniz says: "Patience! I still need to hear from one more contestant." Spongebob says: "Are you talking about me? I plan on doing really WELL this time!" Sniz says: "I'm sure you will! That's everybody! Now come and join me! We need to get this introductory song out of the way!" Otto asks: "SONG?!!! Aren't we just doing a MONTAGE of all the Nicktoon shows theme songs competing AGAIN for this season?" Sniz buzzes like an incorrect buzzer and says: "EHHH!!!! Wrong! We have a pre-licenced POP song playing for the beginning of the show for THIS season! One of the advantages of having a higher budget! We can afford big-time celebrities, a PG rating, AND a Dragonball Z animation cartoon style!"

 

Dib asks: "Anything ELSE that you forgot to mention?" Sniz says: "Only that we are going to be traveling in the BEST that money can provide! Not only is OUR plane PAINTED green, it IS green, as in green energy!" And everyone sees the luxury plane, painted in emerald green! Sniz says: "It's beautiful isn't it? This plane is going to take us ANYWHERE that we want to go! We'll be seeing the whole WORLD in this!" Harvey says: "Awesome!" Sniz asks: "It is, isn't it? Now WANDA?!!!" Wanda poofs in and asks: "Yes, Sniz?" Sniz says: "It's time for us to do this show intro, and we're going to do it in ONE take! Can you mentally give ALL our contestants the instructions for what they're supposed to do?" Wanda answers: "Yes, SIR!!!!" And Wanda magically poofs each one of them! Sniz says: "Now we're ALL ready! It's time to embark on the EXCITING experience, we're calling Total Cartoon (sings) GLOBAL CRUISE!!!!!!!" Otto says: "SERIOUSLY?!!!!" /

 

The show intro opens up on an open field, showing Sanjay first. He sees red swim trunks flying away, and he quickly GRABS Craig to cover himself, because he REALIZES they are HIS! Otto Rocket shoots himself OUT of a rocket, while Twister TWISTS around a half-pipe during Otto's rocketing! It zooms forward to show Reggie and Rocko HAPPILY surfing together! Snaptrap zooms in on a jetpack, having stolen Zim's human guise, and Dib and Zim also wearing jet-packs, fly after him! They pass by Lil Deville and Stimpy dancing together in a dusty desert. In the desert, Bulma is tinkering with some kind of a radar, while Captain Retro offers her his advice, only to be distracted by Marlene's NATURAL beauty and charms, OBLIVIOUS to the fact that Skipper is running around in the back-ground, trying to avoid the laser blasts from Kaput! A laser blast segues into Timmy Turner, Fanboy, Chum-Chum, and Stanley hiking through a forest, looking hopelessly lost! On top of the tress, Harvey Beaks is looking for signs of civilization, and points it out when he sees Guano jumping towards a big city! In the big city, Patty Mayonnaise, Judy Funny, and Roger Plotz are looking around at the big sites, and they SPOT the Statue of Liberty! On the Statue of Liberty, Zarbon pulls up Treeflower, flashing a BRIGHT white smile of his! Patrick runs forward, pushing Robot in a baby carrier, but he TRIPS over Chameleon, and Robot FALLS, into the loving arms of Globitha, in the arctic! Pearl is looking at a picture of Patrick, looking confused, until she panicks when she sees an ANGRY polar bear GROWL at her! It turns out to be Po wearing a mask, but he gets tackled by Tigress, who begins to LOVE him roughly! This segue-ways into Jimmy Neutron, Wally, and Phoebe looking for a good seating space on a plane. The camera zooms forward into the cockpit, to show General Barracuda piloting, with Sniz in the co-pilot chair, and Fondue as a food server! It zooms even further to the Space Needle in Seattle, as it shows Keswick trying to summon up the nerve to talk to Kitty, but he's knocked aside by Dudley, but Kitty REFUSES to talk to Dudley! Keswick falls onto Randolph, who is helped up by Dog, in the jungles of South America. Gonard is walking with Suzie Carmichael, as she cuts her way through the jungle, but when she cuts off PART of Angelica's hair, Angelica gets angry and RUNS after Suzie, until they wind up at an ancient Incan Temple. At the temple, Heffer and Monster Krumholtz are busy trying to eat ALL the exotic fruits they can, with Taotie judging them! Meanwhile, Haggis creeps forward to grab an Oscar, but it triggers a TRAP, and Oonski the Great chases AFTER them! The Breadwinners Sway-Sway and Buhdeuce, in their Rocket Van, fly around after him, and see the Sargasso Sea, where many shipwrecked ships are found! On one of them, Norbert, Daggett, and Spongebob are SURPRISED to see the Ghost of the Flying Dutchman rise up to scare them! It then shows the ENTIRE cast in pyramid formation on top of the plane, while the plane flies over Paris France, London England, Austrailia, the Grand Canyon. On the plane, with the cast in pyramid formation, the cast sings along to the song playing. This continues until Stanley gets HIT in the face by an eagle! General Barracuda decides to swerve, causing ALL of the contestants to FALL through the sky! They all open up their parachutes, and float down to the ground, landing safely. Except for Timmy Turner, who falls STRAIGHT down to the ground, PASSING the words "Total Cartoon Global Cruise" created by Jason Cantu, as he falls with a thud, and the sequence ends. During the sequence, the B-52's hit song "Roam" plays, and they lyrics are heard. /

 

"I hear a wind, whistling air, whispering in my ear. (Instruments begin playing) Boy Mercury, shooting through every degree. Oh, girl dancing down those dirty and dusty trails. Take it hip to hip, rocking through the wilderness. Around the world, the trip begins with a kiss. Roam if you want to, roam around the world. Roam if you want to, without wings, without wheels. Roam if you want to, roam around the world. Roam if you want to, without anything but the love we feel. Skip the air-strip to the sunset. Yeah, ride the arrow to the target, one! Take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness. Around the world the trip begins with a kiss. Roam if you want to, roam around the world. Roam if you want to, without wings without wheels. Roam if you want to, roam around the world. Roam if you want to, without anything but the love we feel. (Instrumental solo) Fly the great big sky, see the great big sea. Kick through continents, bustin' boundaries. Take it hip to hip, rock it through the wilderness. Around the world, the trip begins with a kiss. Roam if you want to, roam around the world. Roam if you want to, without wings, without wheels. Roam if you want to, roam around the world. Roam if you want to, without anything but the love we feel. (Instrumental solo) Take it hip to hip, rock it through the wilderness. Take it hip to hip, rock it through the wilderness. Take it hip to hip, rock it through the wilderness. Come on! Take it hip to hip, rock it through the wilderness. Go ahead and roam, go ahead and roam. Take it hip to hip, rock it through the wilderness. Go ahead and roam, go ahead and roam. Take it hip to hip, rock it through the wilderness. Go ahead and roam, go ahead and roam." / "Start Me Up! Part One" (Commercial Break) / Don't worry, I'll start this episode up in EARNEST later! /

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It's time to start the episode up in earnest! Don't worry, most of my episode intros for this season won't be as long as the one you just finished reading! Here is the proper start to the "Total Cartoon Global Cruise" episode, "Start Me Up! Part One" / After the commercials end, all of the contestants are on the plane, checking out everything. Jimmy says: "This is REALLY amazing!" Roger says: "I'm impressed! You really went all out this season!" Sniz says: "This is our base of operations. Here, you will usually be briefed about the day's challenges, as well as where we will be holding the challenges. This is actually Normal Class; once the teams are formed, the teams that DON'T win will find themselves resting here. As Heffer is soundly demonstrating." Heffer, still unconscious, mutters: "Say what, now?" Sniz says: "Don't get me wrong, Normal Class is okay, but it's FIRST class that is REALLY impressive!" / In First Class, the seats are REALLY luxurious, there's a Chocolate Fountain, a fully stocked fridge with REAL meals and Pepsi, and a 44 inch screen HDTV!!!! Reggie says: "You're really going all out this season!" Sniz says: "I'll admit, our plane is nice, but there is a draw-back. Unfortunately, we don't have the fancy make-up confessionals that we did last season."

 

Treeflower asks: "Well, what DO we have?" Sniz says: "Two different Confessional areas this time! The first one is in the Supply's Closet, that's the normal Confessional. I figure most people will be doing their Confessionals in here!" (Confessional) Reggie is in a well-maintained supplies closet, surrounded by a bunch of cleaing supplies. Reggie says: "Well, it's not as fancy as a make-up trailer, but at least it's clean. It's certainly a WHOLE lot better than the Confessional in season one!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "The second Confessional area is in the Cockpit. You can also confess in there, as long as you don't mind General Barracuda over-hearing everything you say!" (Cockpit Confessional) Marlene says: "I don't get why people would state their NORMAL confessionals in a supply closet, the Cockpit is a GREAT place to talk! I mean, it's like I am the COMMANDER of this plane!" General Barracuda says: "There's only ONE leader on this plane, and that's ME!" Marlene says: "Maybe, but I'M still the prettiest!" (End Confessional) Pearl and the other contestants walk into a REALLY swanky room, where Purple Paris Flurp, humanely raised Caviar, and a Jacuzzi can be found! Pearl says: "What IS this fancy place?" Sniz says: "This is the V.I.P. lounge, for VERY Important People only!" Phoebe says: "Cool! How do we win it?!" Sniz says: "As of right NOW; none of you CAN win it!"

 

Skipper says: "But we'll be able to win it eventually, right?!" Sniz says: "Technically, no. BUT, once the team merge HITS, the individual winners of each challenge WILL be allowed access into here to spend time with me, Fondue, AND General Barracuda!" Suzie says: "All right! Something to look forward to!" / Finally, all of the contestants walk into the back end of the plane, which is mostly used for storing crates, miscellaneous props, emergency supplies, and is the place where the wheels will come into the plane. Sniz says: "Last but not least, this is where we will be holding our elimination ceremonies at the end of every challenge! This season, if you're safe, you'll receive bags of in-flight movie popcorn, filled with the butteriest, most delicious popcorn known to humans, and EVEN to some aliens! MMMM, poppy!" Timmy asks: "That popcorn ISN'T processed in a factory that makes peanuts is it? Because I think I have a peanut allergy!" Sniz says: "If TIMMY--I mean you, get cancelled--I mean eliminated, you must pick up the Parachute of Losers, and take the Drop of Shame!" Timmy says: "Well it's not really so much of an allergy, more of a sensitivity." Sniz says: "If TIMMY--I mean you, get cancelled--I mean eliminated, you are OUT of the game and you can NEVER come back, EVER!!!!" Timmy says: "Look, I just don't--." Sniz opens the airplane door and says: "Kind of like THIS!!!!"

 

And Sniz THROWS Timmy out of the plane and onto the ground, as the plane is starting to move. Timmy grunts: "OOF!!!! Really funny, man! Now let me back on!" Sniz shouts: "All cancellations--I mean, eliminations are FINAL, Timmy!!!!" Timmy shouts: "Hey wait! WAIT!!!!" / The contestants are ALL relaxing in the first class accomodations, since the teams have not been formed yet. Lil Deville asks: "Stimpy, do you think that there are going to be double eliminations in this season?" Stimpy answers: "There HAVE to be! Even counting the Performance Reviews, there's not ENOUGH episodes to only eliminate ONE contestant in each episode!" Dib says: "It still feels like there's something ELSE to this show!" Than suddenly, everyone hears the unmistakable BEEP of the wrist communicators from "Mighty Morphing Power Rangers!" (BEEP-BEEP, Ba-BEEP, BEEP-BEEP!) Sniz passes out wrist communicators from "Mighty Morphing Power Rangers" to ALL the contestants! Sniz says: "You must ALL put these communicators on!" Randolph asks: "Why?" Sniz says: "These are your communicators. Not only are they useful for talking to contestants from REALLY far away, these communicators will ALSO alert you to when it is time to sing!" Otto incredulously says: "EXSCUSE ME; I am NOT going to SING!!!!" Sniz asks: "Why ever NOT?!"

 

Otto defiantly says: "Little BIRDIES like Sway-Sway and Buhdeuce sing, little GIRLS like Angelica Pickles sing, Captain Retro sings; Otto ROCKETS do NOT sing!!!!" Sniz says: "I've got a CONTRACT that says DIFFERENTLY!!!! I mean, I would THINK that since you SIGNED it, you had READ all of it! Singing is VITAL to the show for this season!" Otto seriously says: "You are NOT going to get ME to SING!!!!" Sniz says: "Did I neglect to mention the prize money this season?" Otto sarcastically says: "WHAT?!!! ANOTHER $7.7 million?! Been there, done THAT!" Sniz says: "Our BIGGEST prize YET! $44.44 MILLION in cold hard cash to the WINNER of this SEASON!!!! Since there are significantly many MORE contestants this season than LAST season, we felt that raising the prize money would be a good move, since getting to the end will take more endurance than the last two seasons!" Angelica Pickles asks: "Will there be prizes for the runner-ups, to?" Sniz says: "Sure! 2nd place wins $42 million, 4th place wins 41 million, and 5th place wins $40 million." Keswick asks: "W-W-W-Why doesn't th-th-th-third place win anything?" Sniz says: "We have our reasons. And Otto? I just want to let you know, you don't HAVE to sing! BUT; it WILL help you to scoring points in each episode! Do you KNOW what those points are good for? Scoring BONUS goodies at the END of each episode!"

 

Twister says: "Bonus goodies? That's for ME!" Otto says: "Unless it's a goodie of MONETARY value, than I'm NOT INTERESTED!!!!" Sniz says: "You're GOING to SING, OR you can spend your WHOLE time as a contestant riding in the BACK of the plane, where there MIGHT be RATS!!!!" Angelica says: "Which is actually the PERFECT place for Otto to be!" Otto gasps and says: "FUNNY! I was just about to say the SAME thing to YOU!!!!" Angelica smirks and says: "You want me! Just say the word, and I'm YOURS!!!!" Otto says: "The word that I REALLY want to say to you, I CAN'T say, because there's an eight year old BIRD named Harvey BEAKS in the room!" Angelica smirks and says: "Stopped by your own sense of MORALS, huh?!!!" Otto says: "You REALLY need a HINT?! You are SOMETHING that RHYMES with ITCH, and it's NOT WITCH; it's WORSE!!!!" Captain Retro asks: "Is he talking about a female dog?" Marlene says: "I should hope not! And use a little more discretion!" Captain Retro asks: "I wasn't using discretion?" Marlene says: "No, you were using the antithesis there-of!" Captain Retro says: "Oh dear! I've got a LOT to learn about this dimension!" Marlene asks: "Wait, DIMENSION?!!!" Captain Retro looks around and says: "Place? Game show? Same thing? I'll explain it to you later!" Sniz says: "Anyways, it's time to SING!!!!" /

 

Genre: The Rolling Stones. Song: "Start Me Up!" Sung by: Cast. / Captain Retro: "If you start me up; If you start me up I'll never stop. If you start me up; If you start me up I'll never stop." Marlene: "I've been running hot, you got me ticking, gonna blow my top." Spongebob: "If you start me up, if you start me up I'll never stop, never stop, never, never, never, never!" Cast, minus Otto and Heffer: "You make a grown man cry, you make a grown man cry, you make a grown man cry!" Craig: "Spread out the oil, the gasoline!" Sanjay: "I walk smooth, ride in a mean, mean machine; start it up!" Jimmy: "If you start it up, kick on the starter give it all you got, you got, you got." Dib: "I can't compete with the riders in the other heats." Dog: "If you rough it up, if you like it you can slide it up, slide it up, slide it up, slide it up!" Cast, minus Otto and Heffer: "Don't make a grown man cry, don't make a grown man cry, don't make a grown man cry." Heffer, drowzily: "My eyes dilate, my lips go green." Twister: "My hands are greasy, she's a mean, mean machine, start it up." Wally: "If you start me up, give it all you got; You got to never, never, never, never stop!" (In the back of the plane) Timmy Turner: "Never, you'll never eliminate me!" Roger: "Slide it up, slide it up, never stop, never stop." Patty: "Never, never!" Cast, minus Otto and Heffer: "You make a grown man cry, you make a grown man cry, you make a grown man cry." Zarbon: "Ride like the wind at double speed, I'll take you places that you've never, never seen! YEAH!!!!" Judy: "Start it up!" Reggie and Rocko: "Love the day when we will never stop, never stop, never stop, never stop!" Tigress: "Tough me up!" Po: "Never stop, never stop, never stop, never stop!" Suzie, to Otto: "You, you, don't lose your chance to shine!" Otto sighs and sings: "No, no! This whole thing really SUCKS!!!! Oh, oh! This whole thing REALLY sucks!!!!" And the song ends!

 

Over the loud-speakers, General Barracuda says: "All right, the song's over! Sit back and relax. It's about a three hour flight from Hollywood, Florida to our place and destination! Singing in every episode, WORST idea EVER!!!! You think Sniz could've come up with a better...WAIT!!!! Is the intercom STILL on?!!! Stupid, no-good--!" The intercom turns off, but Sniz is CLEARLY not amused! Sniz says: "We'll be right back." / In the plane, Captain Retro is meeting with Marlene privately. Marlene says: "You're really interesting! I'm surprised that you never LEGITIMATELY starred in an ACTUAL episode of TUFF Puppy!" Captain Retro says: "About that, can you keep a secret? I need someone here I can trust. Someone I can share all of my knowledge with, and not divulge it to any UNSAVORY characters! Can you do that?!" Marlene says: "Skipper has trained me to be the BEST at keeping secrets! My lips are SEALED!" Captain Retro happily says: "I had a feeling I could count on you." Captain Retro gets serious and says: "I'm not REALLY a fan-character for TUFF Puppy!" Marlene asks: "You're not?" Captain Retro says: "No. As a matter of fact, I'm NOT even from this plane of existence! I come from ANOTHER dimension!!!!" Marlene asks: "Another dimension?" Captain Retro says: "You're going to find that when it comes to the existence and well-being of this physical plane, it's more complicated than you would think."

 

Marlene asks: "How is THAT so?" Captain Retro pulls out a chart, and points out important features. Captain Retro says: "You see, this dimension that we're in right now, let's call it dimension 3A, is populated by all matter of cartoons and properties from Nickelodeon. Now, you Nicktoons have been living under the premise that you're starring in cartoon shows that get SHOWN to people all over your dimension, that people in your dimension get to WATCH it, and everyone enjoys your antics! But THAT'S only PART of the truth!" Marlene asks: "You mean there's more?" Captain Retro says: "Yes. But what I'm about to tell you is not to be taken lightly. Once I tell you a certain fact, you might NEVER view your life in the same way again! Can you HANDLE what I'm about to tell you?" Marlene says: "I once watched Siegfried and Roy levitate a white tiger across an entire room. Blow my mind, if that's what you want to call it." Captain Retro says: "Your dimension isn't the ONLY place that Nicktoons are SEEN!!!!" Marlene gasps in shock and says: "It ISN'T?!!!!" Captain Retro says: "In between YOUR dimension and MINE, there's another dimension, let's call it dimension 3B, populated by humans who call themselves 'real.' To them, most of your antics are viewed as '2-dimensional.' Most people view your antics as all 'pre-planned,' and 'not real' but they are ALL under an illusion!"

 

Marlene asks: "How is that?" Captain Retro says: "In dimension 3B, there are humans called animators. Now, these people are said to ANIMATE cartoon characters, and 'bring' them to 'life.' But the truth is much more deep than that! They are cataloguing your REAL actions!" Marlene asks: "Real actions?!" Captain Retro says: "I suspect that some of you have already realized the truth. You ALL have your OWN free will; nobody is making YOU do ANYTHING!!!! Everything you've done, everything you do, everything you've thought of doing, or you think you're doing, it is ALL your own choice! Nobody has EVER made you do ANYTHING against your own free will! Everything has ALWAYS been under your control! Your trials, your triumphs, and yes, even your mistakes, except for the ones that are non-canon, are ALL real! Most people think that animators in dimension 3B think that animators have absolute CONTROL over every single action of the cartoons they make, but those people are WRONG! The animators can only CATALOG the events as they happen, they can't affect them! They can only draw or animate what they receive in visions. Nothing more, nothing less." Marlene asks: "Why should animators in another dimension concern me? What does anything that happens in this dimension should affect anything in any other dimension?"

 

Captain Retro says: "It's CALLED the Ripple Effect! All dimensions are connected to each other across a vast pond of time and space. Anything that happens, no matter how slight, has repercussions that affect dimensions across time and space. Because time and space are so vast, most events aren't noteworthy enough to worry about. But recently, something has significant has come up, that needed some DIRE attention!" Marlene asks: "What is that?" Captain Retro says: "First off, the dimension that I come from, let's call it dimension 4.44." Marlene asks: "4.44?" Captain Retro says: "It used to be branded dimension 4EverGreen, but we underwent a re-branding recently. Change our image. Anyways, being from my dimension, my people can monitor events that happen in other dimensions. And if needed, protect the innocent." Marlene asks: "Why do you need to protect the innocent?" Captain Retro sighs and says: "Remember how General Barracuda whipped up a concoction that provided Stimpy with a bushy tail, and two real children?" Marlene says: "Of course I do. Why?" Captain Retro says: "Although what General Barracuda DID ended up doing something GOOD, it WAS made in the intentions of EVIL!!!! That caused an imbalance in the annals of space and time, or a fracture! And something escaped that SHOULDN'T have!"

 

Marlene asks: "Something escaped?" Captain Retro says: "From a dimension in BETWEEN my dimension and dimension 3B, we'll call THIS dimension 3C, is DIFFERENT from all the other dimensions!" Marlene asks: "Why is that?" Captain Retro says: "Our dimensions are what is in what I call the sea of uncertainy. We all have free will; and as such, we are free to take our lives in any direction we choose. Nothing is ever concretely certain, except for what HAS been, and what IS! Those living in dimension 3C do not know of such things." Marlene asks: "Why is that?" Captain Retro says: "By all rights, the people in dimension 3C, do not have the luxury of free will, or the ability to change their fates. They can only go on with their lives as if being penned, by an unknown in dimension 3B. They are trapped in their dimension, all except ONE!!!!" Marlene asks: "Who?" Captain Retro says: "ZARBON!!!! The Zarbon YOU see is NOT really from Dragonball Z Kai, he's from the GENUINE Dragonball Z, and is therefore the GENUINE threat! This Zarbon isn't the Zarbon you are accustomed to! He's GENUINELY devious, genuinely cold, cruel, calculating, competant! In dimension 3C, Zarbon is SUPPOSED to be dead! But due to the imbalance CAUSED by General Barracuda's concoction, it ALLOWED Zarbon to ESCAPE his fate, and wind up in THIS dimension! That is why HE is still alive!"

 

Marlene asks: "So how do you figure into this?" Captain Retro says: "Like I said, the animators of dimension 3B can only RECORD the events that they can see, they can't affect you! But I do know of one animator who has a special gift. The ability to astral travel, the ability to TRAVEL across dimensions! It's not an easy skill for a 'real' human to learn, but when you give up your ego and your preconceived notions of what IS possible, you can achieve nearly ANYTHING you can see in your mind! This human, had troubling visions, of what might happen if Zarbon's actions were left unchecked! That's why he traveled to me, to ask for my help. I have the ability to travel into other dimensions, and assimilate myself into them! That's why I'm here. The animators can't affect the outcome of this season. But it's possible that I can!" Marlene asks: "Are you gonna stop Zarbon from doing evil?" Captain Retro says: "That's my intention, yes. Even with my abilities though, I also have some limits. I can only see POSSIBLE futures! I don't know for sure which future will be the one WE will experience until it actually happens! Also, because of the fact that everyone here DOES have free will, I have no way of knowing for sure what it is that Zarbon intends to do! But, I have narrowed it down to three key events that will happen in this season, that will affect the outcome of this season."

 

Marlene asks: "What events are those?" Captain Retro says: "Like I said, I don't know specifics, but I have given them code-names. I don't know exactly when they're going to happen, but here they are. The FIRST key event is 'The KISS,' normally, a kiss in itself isn't such a BIG deal, but the fact IS, the kiss was SUPPOSED to be secret! It's when the kiss gets REVEALED that causes problem! Three great players will be BROUGHT down to their knees, their games completely thrown as they forget all about the competition, and focus INSTEAD on trying to DESTROY each other! The SECOND key event is 'The BETRAYAL,' somebody is going to BETRAY somebody, and show their TRUE colors of what they TRULY are! But I do not know if this will end up being Zarbon or not!" Marlene asks: "What's the final event?" Captain Retro says: "I have super-powers, but they are NOT without their cost! In my dimension, in order to GET something of value, you have to give up something of value." Marlene asks: "What did YOU give up for your super-powers?" Captain Retro sighs and says: "I had to give up my ability to WIN this season of the Total Cartoon series! I will not be able to WIN the grand prize this season! Sooner or later, I will be taken out! Of course, I have no way of knowing how my elimination will happen, or what will be the cause of it. It's not pleasant, even for someone of my nature, to know his own outcome."

 

Marlene says: "I'm glad that I have free will!" Captain Retro says: "And it's a good thing you do, to! But remember, the Zarbon in this competition has NEVER had free will before! There's no telling WHAT he will do with it! I cannot tell what his true intentions are, but I need you to stay on your guard! I KNOW that I will get eliminated eventually, and in case I cannot eliminate Zarbon before MY elimination, I need someone trustworthy in my stead to complete the job and get him out! Only when Zarbon is eliminated from the competition, will the threat be neutralized! But be warned, if Zarbon is successful, and he gets EVERYTHING he wants, EVERYONE and EVERYTHING will suffer under a GREAT darkness! You have NO idea what kinds of evils some creatures can sink to! My only hope is that Zarbon does not know HOW to SINK that low! But I need someone on my side I can trust! You were one of the best contestants LAST season Marlene, that's why I'm turning to you!" Marlene says: "I'll do my best, Captain Retro!" Captain Retro says: "That's all I will ask for! But remember, this is information of the most SENSITIVE nature! Until I can guage anybody else carefully, don't tell ANYBODY else that either Zarbon or I are from another dimension! Keep it on the down low!" Marlene says: "You got it, Captain!" Captain Retro says: "First time I've been called that where the name WASN'T ironic!"

 

(Confessional) Marlene says: "I am SO super-stoked! I have a super-important alliance! But I must be careful! Even these Confessionals can have ears! I will NEVER let HIM know what I know, or EVER refer that I suspect! I will keep Captain Retro's absolute trust in me!" (End Confessional) Jimmy Neutron asks: "By the way, where is the FIRST place that we're going?" Sniz says: "Captain Retro's home-town, Bay City, California! Home of the Rock, and we DON'T mean Alcatraz!" And the plane flies over a BIG rocky hill, right on the edge of the Pacific Ocean! Marlene asks: "We're not landing HERE?! Captain Retro thinks that this is hands-down, the most BORINGEST place on EARTH!!!!" Sniz asks: "Wait! Did he REALLY say that this is hands-down, the most BORINGEST place on EARTH?!" (Flashback) Captain Retro says: "It is hands DOWN the MOST boringest place on the face of this EARTH!!!!" (End flashback) Marlene says: "Well, not in those EXACT words!" (Flashback) Captain Retro says: "In those EXACT words!" (End flashback) Sniz says: "In any event, we're starting here! No place like home, I always say!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "Home, it may be. But not neccessarily the home that Captain Retro is from. I hope he's assimilated enough to know what to DO here! My entire game plan may HINGE on it!" (End Confessional) / (Commercial Break) /

 

I'll break here and stop for now. I'll finish next time!

[4EverGreen]

Here's the final part of my latest "Total Cartoon Global Cruise" episode, "Start Me Up! Part One" / After the commercials finish being shown, the contestants are ALL being shown on the FAR side of the big Rock, closest to the ocean. Jimmy asks: "What are we doing here?" Sniz says: "It's the first challenge of the competition for THIS season! We're using THIS challenge to determine the team line-ups! In other words, the team you end up being in, will end up being based ENTIRELY on WHERE you finish in this challenge!" Angelica says: "And WE; that is to say, me and OTTO, are GOING to finish FIRST!!!!" Otto scoffs and says: "Yeah RIGHT!!!! Bad enough I'm EXPECTED to sing, I'm NOT sticking with YOU!!!!" Suzie eagerly asks: "Would you stick with ME?!!!" Angelica angerly retorts: "He's going with ME!!!!" Suzie says: "Step off!" Angelica says: "YOU step off!!!!" They both growl at each other, until Otto shouts: "Stop it! STOP IT! STOP IT!!!!!!!! If it will get you BOTH to JUST shut up, I'll go with BOTH of you! Happy?!" Both Angelica and Suzie incredulously say: "NO!!!!" Otto says: "GOOD! That makes THREE of us!" Fanboy says: "What do we got to do for THIS challenge anyways?" Sniz says: "The challenge is VERY simple! It's called Rock Through or OVER!!!! You need to get from THIS side of the Rock, to the OTHER side! You can either do that by going THROUGH the Rock, or OVER it!"

 

Otto incredulously shouts: "That's NOT a challenge! That's barely a walk in the park!" Timmy shouts: "And I'm going to WIN it!" Sniz is SHOCKED to see Timmy run up! Sniz asks: "Why are YOU here?! We cancelled--I mean, ELIMINATED your BUTT!!!!" Timmy says: "I grabbed onto the plane wheels before you took off! Been hiding in the storage room!" Sniz says: "Impressive, but you're STILL cancelled--I mean, eliminated!" Timmy says: "I already TOLD you I'm not going to LOSE!" Sniz says: "All right, your funeral... EVENTUALLY!" Otto shouts: "EXSCUSE me! You STILL haven't told me how THIS counts as a CHALLENGE!!!! I can CLIMB this SMALL rock in my SLEEP!!!!" (Confessional) Otto slaps himself in the face and says three times: "Stupid, STUPID, STUPID!!!! When will I EVER learn to keep my BIG, over-egotistical mouth SHUT?!!! Stop forgetting about the LAWS of IRONY!!!!" (End Confessional) Sniz smirks and says: "It's TOO small? We can FIX that! WANDA!!!!" Wanda smirks and says: "You're going to get it NOW!!!!" And Wanda ZAPS all of them, and they all SHRINK to being about 4 inches tall! In tiny voices, Reggie Rocket says: "What did you DO to us?" Sniz quietly (because to the now tiny ears of the contestants, he's loud) says: "Well, SOMEONE didn't think this was CHALLENGING enough for him, so I made it MORE challenging for EVERYBODY! Whether THEY want it or NOT!"

 

Roger Plotz angrily says: "Thanks a lot, Otto!" Sanjay, unsure, asks: "Craig, does it feel BREEZY to you?" Craig answers: "No more than usual, why?" Sanjay says: "I just feel... (and Sanjay realizes, HIS clothes didn't SHRINK with him!) --AHHH!!!! Why aren't MY clothes in MY size?!" Wanda shouts: "COSMO!!!! Have you been messing with MY wand again?!!!" Cosmo sarcastically says: "Oh sure! Blame ME, like you do for EVERYTHING that goes WRONG even when they're clearly NOT my fault!" Sniz quietly says: "Don't worry, you'll get your clothes back, just do this challenge." Sanjay says: "That doesn't make me feel that much better! Craig, cover me!" Craig sighs as he slithers around Sanjay. Craig says: "I'm ONLY doing this for you because you're my best friend!" Sanjay says: "But you're going to ACTUALLY enjoy this, aren't you?" Craig eagerly says: "Every second!" Sniz quietly says: "Remember, where you finish in this challenge will determine which team you are in. Good LUCK!!!!" Timmy eagerly says: "I'm going through!" Jimmy says: "Me to!" Fanboy says: "And me!" And quickly, Patty Mayonnaise, Judy Funny, Reggie Rocket, Snaptrap, Pearl, Stanley, Chum-Chum, Guano, Dib, Randolph, Dog, Chameleon, Dudley, Kitty, and Zim follow. Roger Plotz says: "I guess the rest of us should try to climb over the rock. It can't be THAT hard, right Captain Retro?"

 

Captain Retro says: "I wouldn't know, normally, nobody is ALLOWED to climb this rock except for native Chumash Native Americans. That's one of the reasons Sniz made us so small, so nobody would notice us climbing." Treeflower says: "Now that we've got THAT fact out of the way, let's WIN this thing!" Daggett asks: "You're going to take ME and Daggett WITH you, right?!" Treeflower sighs and says: "I HAVE to! I owe it to be NICER to you, and be the beaver Norbert wants me to be!" Norbert happily says: "That's my girl!" Marlene says: "Statistically speaking, she should probably be SOMEBODY'S girl!" Treeflower looks suspiciously, than sighs and says: "Ignoring that! Moving on!" (Confessional) Treeflower says: "Getting angry at Marlene is what tripped me UP last season! I can't AFFORD to make THAT mistake again! Besides, Norbert would NEVER forgive me if I lost my temper again! I have to stay calm! Both for HIS sake, and mine!" (End Confessional) Twister says: "I am SO going over the rock! Because I'm TWISTER! Twister's go OVER things OVER ground! I will NEVER lose!!!!" And Twister starts charging up the rock, that now looks GIANT to all of them! Tigress says: "If HE can do it, so can WE!" Po asks: "Who's we?" Tigress says: "You're going to help me!" Po eagerly asks: "I am?!" Tigress sarcastically says: "DUH!!!! You're an integral, important part to my PLANS for WINNING!!!!"

 

(Confessional) Po fist-pumps and says: "AWESOME!!!! I am an integral, important part to my plans for Tigress winning! Granted, I would point out to her that she has no idea of knowing if she WILL win, but it's nice that she wants to include me! It's nice to know that she doesn't think of me as a lovable ball of fluff and muscles! But mostly muscles!" / Tigress says: "For the record, I have NEVER thought of Po as being JUST a lovable ball of fluff and muscles, he's actually quite clever in coming up with new fighting strategies. Sure, he's nowhere near as strong as I am, but he complements my fighting style, and he never gives up. I got to respect that. As such, I make alliances with those who can EARN my respect, by being STRONG and SMART! Anyone who's NOT, should just stay the HECK out of my way! Because NOTHING is going to stop the Tigress TRAIN from winning!" (End Confessional)

 

Tigress ties a long rope around her, and ties another part of the rope around Po. Po asks: "What is THIS for?" Tigress asks: "Think of it as a link system! You throw me HIGH up the rock, and I will PULL you up with MY superior strength! We will get over the rock FASTER than anybody else!" Taotie incredulously replies, quite sarcastically: "Yeah, right!!!! Like you can REALLY pull that tub of lard WEIGHING like 800 POUNDS!!!!" Tigress angrily says: "For the record, he only weighs 776 pounds, MAXIMUM! And most of it is muscle, anyways!" Po happily says: "Thanks Tigress!" Tigress says: "No problem! Nobody, especially not TAOTIE, is going to DISS my GUY!!!!" (Confessional) Po air fist pumps and says: "AWESOME!!!! Tigress says that I'm HER guy, and she's DEFENDING me! Master Monkey, you SO owe me! I told you Tigress is geuninely on MY side, especially when it comes to being romantic!" / Tigress says: "There's one very simple reason why I am with Po and nobody else. He IS the Dragon Warrior! You can't get a higher ranking than THAT when it comes to being a warrior! And think how jealous it makes any potential rival of MINE! That I am WITH the Dragon Warrior and THEY are not!" / Taotie says: "Inconceivable! She honestly loves THAT loser?!!! Granted, that loser has beaten me in combat multitple times, but COME on! No loser can be THAT lucky! My day WILL come!!!!" (End Confessional)

 

Taotie says: "Oh, no you don't! You're not going to ACE me out of this like you ALWAYS do!" And Taotie begins his ascent, even as Po ALREADY has just thrown Tigress HIGH up the rock, and Tigress QUICKLY pulls Po up with her! Taotie says: "No fair! What gives you the right to just DO that?!" Tigress smugly replies: "Sniz said to get OVER the Rock! He never said HOW we had to DO it!" (Confessional) Taotie says: "I HATE it when the good guys have a POINT!!!! Why didn't I realize THAT?!!!" / Tigress says: "I'll tell you why Taotie doesn't realize what I can realize; he is an idiot! Ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha!" (End Confessional) Captain Retro says: "Marlene, we better get going after them if we ALL want to wind up in the same team together!" Marlene asks: "Do you think that's necessary?" Captain Retro says: "If we don't want Zarbon to win, it will make our planning sessions SO much easier!" Marlene says: "Understood!" Captain Retro says: "We're not allowed to fly, but I can jump up a good distance! I'll carry you!" Skipper asks: "Wait a minute?! You're going to allow yourself to be carried by THAT guy?!" Marlene says: "I can't explain it to you now! But IF circumstances allow me to do so, I promise that I WILL tell you at the proper time!" (Confessional)

 

Skipper, in shock, says: "I can't lose Marlene! Not to some DOG! Who does Captain Retro think he is?!" / Marlene says: "I would tell Skipper if I could, but not unless Captain Retro thinks its right! After all, Captain Retro wouldn't TELL me to keep something of the nature of what he TOLD me a secret, unless it was absolutely important! It's important for me not to let anything slip!" / Captain Retro says: "Skipper is a loose cannon, a WILD variable! It doesn't do well to fit him into my plans. I will not interfere with Marlene's relationship, but her loving Skipper would be a distraction from the bigger goal. I know I'm asking a lot from her, but I have a feeling she knows of the importance of my mission. It must be protected!" (End Confessional) Captain Retro holds Marlene, and he begins taking good leaps and bounds up the Rock, with Skipper trying to keep UP with Captain Retro like crazy! Wally asks: "Bulma, Zarbon, should we NOT be trying to catch up with the others as FAST as we can?" Zarbon charmingly says: "Why do things the HARD way when we can do things the EASY way? Bulma, are you done whipping up something for us?" Bulma finishes tinkering and says: "It's not easy, having only ROCKS to work with, but I believe I have designed some accelerator pebbles! Just insert these into your communicators, and your speed will be boosted WAY up!" Wally asks: "Isn't that cheating?"

 

Zarbon charmingly replies: "Only if you get caught. But I am FAR too pretty to EVER be caught!" Wally rolls his eyes and says: "While YOU go off and live in Fantasy Land, I've got a challenge to win, fair and SQUARE! I'm not taking any short-cuts! I'm going to be the monkey that Yay-OK deserves!" (Confessional) Wally says: "For far too long, I've been criticized as being thoughtless and careless! I'd only go so far as to say that I'm naive, maybe oblivious, but I'm NOT uncaring! Unlike Gus, I actually CARE about the feelings of Yay-OK, constantly putting himself on the line for us! He deserves to get a GREAT reward for all his hard work! I'd like to give him one, to show him how much I care about him! It's the least I can do for him!" / Bulma says: "This show is LUCKY to have such a GENIUS on this show, and I am RAVISHINGLY beautiful besides! What more could they ASK for?!" (End Confessional) Wally begins climbing up the rock, only to be disgusted by Zarbon and Bulma using their accelerator pebbles to an unfair advantage. Meanwhile, Pearl, Patrick, and Spongebob struggle up the rock, because there are MANY loose pieces of rock! Spongebob says: "I'm feeling JUST like a mountain goat!" Pearl says: "But mountain goats only climb mountains, don't they? This is just a rock." Patrick says: "I could be a ROCK goat if you want! Bahhh!" (KONK!!!!) And he gets hit on the head by a rock, thrown by Kaput!

 

(Confessional) Kaput laughs evilly and says: "I just LOVE sabotaging the LOSERS in this competition! Getting rid of them will be SO easy! I'm going to DOMINATE this competition, and NOTHING is going to STOP me!" / Spongebob says: "That purple alien is SUCH a bully! Nothing good ever comes from bullying! Mark my words, he is setting himself up for a downfall!" / Patrick says: "I'm not that upset; a little hurt, but I can walk it off." (End Confessional) Phoebe, Keswick, Randolph, and Dog are all busy trying to climb up together. Phoebe says: "I have always wondered what life would look like at a shrunken down level, now I have some idea." Keswick nervously says: "I'm glad that y-y-y-you're enjoying it! I'm a l-l-l-little nervous!" Randolph asks: "Why is that?" Keswick whispers to him: "I-I-I-I don't really know how to t-t-t-talk to g-g-g-girls." Randolph says: "That's no problem, my man! Just talk to someone like I talk to Dog! Kind, considerate, thoughtful! Just keep those thoughts in mind, be sincere, and be yourself! How can anyone resist?!" Keswick says: "Not w-w-w-what I'm u-u-u-used to hearing, but I'll t-t-t-try!" (Confessional)

 

Randolph says: "Keswick was a man in trouble! And I feel obligated to help out anyone feeling SOCIALLY awkward! Besides, this is a crucial part of building potential alliances and partnerships. I've got one with Dog, but it never hurts to have numbers!" / Dog says: "I'll say one thing for Randolph, he KNOWS how to plan!" (End Confessional) Heffer and Rocko are BOTH climbing up the rock together. Heffer says: "Thanks for looking out for me, Rocko." Rocko says: "Don't mention it." Heffer asks: "Why shouldn't I? You've had two more seasons of experience in this than I have! You should feel confidant about this!" Rocko says: "It's one thing to be confidant, it's another thing to be cocky! It's dangerous to let your ego get in the way of the game! You do that, it will only spell trouble for you! That's why I try to keep my ego under control. It's not always easy, but it helps me focus on what TRULY matters, friends!" Heffer asks: "Am I your friend?" Rocko answers: "You will ALWAYS be my friend, Heffer!" Heffer shouts: "Whoo-hoo!" (Confessional) Heffer says: "That's what I'm talking about! My man Rocko, he is loyal, rocksteady, and steadfast! I feel secure with him around!" / Rocko says: "It feels good to have Heffer in a competition with me. Truly, this will be a good experience for him. He needs to break out of his shell, and see what life truly has to offer! It can be an adventure!" (End Confessional)

 

Monster, Gonard, Haggis, Oonski, Globitha, and Robot, are wandering through the many labryinth passages inside the rock. Haggis says: "I'm telling you, we PASSED that rock formation already!" Oonski says: "And I'm telling YOU we NEVER passed that formation before!" Gonard says: "Guys, I think we're LOST!!!!" Robot says: "We can't be lost! Not in here!" Globitha says: "You're not lost if you're with me!" Robot says: "I would certainly FEEL better if I wasn't!" Monster asks: "Robot, why don't you just turn on your internal G.P.S.?!" Robot asks: "You're only NOW reminding me about my INTERNAL G.P.S.; why didn't you do it EARLIER?!!!" Monster asks: "And miss out on Globitha bonding with you?! Why would I ever do that?!" (Confessional)

 

Monster says: "Robot is my best friend. Even so, I know he wants to be adored. But he has it HARD with his family! I think it would be great if he had some female companionship! I think Globitha is JUST the girl for him!" / Globitha says: "Can I just say how MUCH in love I am with Robot right now?!!!! EEEH!!!!!!!!! I get dizzy just by THINKING about it!" / Robot says: "I'm just hoping she gets the hint and drops her obsession. She can't be oblivious to it FOREVER; can she?" / Oonski says: "That little monster is looking for love in ALL the wrong places, in MY honest viking opinion!" / Haggis says: "Shakespeare himself once said, the true course of love never ran smooth! And with Globitha, that DEFINITELY proves TRUE!" / Gonard says: "I'm just hoping that it all works between Globitha and Robot! Just like I hope it will work out between me and Lily! I know Kappa Mikey likes Lily, but I know Lily! And Lily? She is NEVER going to go out with Mikey! Besides, if I had Lily, Kappa Mikey would go for Mitsuki! She's the one who TRULY loves Kappa Mikey for who he is!" (End Confessional) Sway-Sway, Buhdeuce, and Harvey Beaks are climbing the rock outside together. Sway-Sway says: "I told you birds there's nothing to this climbing business! You just got to take it one step at a time!" Buhdeuce says: "We're rockwinners!" Harvey says: "I really don't get what you are trying to say, but I'm down with it, I guess!"

 

Sway-Sway says: "We're birds of a feather, we got to stick together!" Buhdeuce says: "We never turn our back on a bird in need!" Harvey says: "Thank you, guys. It's really good to have your support!" (Confessional) Sway-Sway says: "Harvey needs some older birds who can show him the ropes. Birds who have been around, and who experienced mistakes. I want to make sure Harvey doesn't make the same mistakes WE have! He's done well for himself so far, I just hope he can stay that way!" / Buhdeuce says: "I just want to say, I am SO glad that Oonski didn't take the same route that WE did!" / Harvey says: "Sway-Sway and Buhdeuce are both strange, granted. But they're also new! And exposing myself to new things is what I signed up for! So far, this show definitely delivers!" (End Confessional) Sanjay and Craig are having a hard time climbing, as Sanjay is constantly looking around for on-lookers! Craig says: "How long is this trek supposed to take? We'll never make it if you keep looking over your shoulder?!" Sanjay says: "I just don't want anybody looking at me!" Guano jumps up to them, sighs and says: "Trust me. NOBODY is looking at you! Everyone is FAR too busy focusing on the spectacle going on with Otto Rocket, at the TOP of the Rock!"

 

And the camera pans to the top of the rock, as Angelica and Suzie are busy trying to FIGHT over Otto! Suzie says: "I am NOT going to be in the SAME team as YOU, and NEITHER is Otto!" Angelica says: "Well I know that OTTO doesn't want to be with YOU, when he WANTS to hang with ME?!!!" Otto rolls his eyes and asks: "Don't I get a say in this?!" Angelica and Suzie both say: "NO!!!!" (Confessional) Otto says: "I always DREAMNT of the day when two hot girls would be FIGHTING over ME! And now that dream has TURNED into a nightmare! Just like surfing with The Rhino! SO many memories!" / Angelica says: "Suzie doesn't realize it yet, but I am GOING to get Otto Rocket if it KILLS her! Which quite frankly, would actually be quite the improvement for me!" / Sniz says: "Both the producers of this show as well as myself, do not condone the killing of ANYBODY, no matter HOW horrid they are!" (End Confessional) Lil and Stimpy finally reach the top of the summit, and they LIKE what they see! Stimpy says: "Isn't it wonderful? From here, you can see everything!" Captain Retro and Marlene finally arrive. Captain Retro says: "I've seen Bay City lots of times, but I've never gotten to see it like this! It is INCREDIBLE!" Stimpy says: "You are ONE cool looking dog!" Captain Retro says: "Thank you!" And Captain Retro hugs him! Captain Retro says: "Hope you don't mind, but I'm a hugger!"

 

Stimpy says: "No worries, the world NEEDS more hugs, anyways!" Captain Retro says: "You are honest and pure, and you NEVER betray anybody's trust in you!" Stimpy says: "And I would never want to, anyways!" Captain Retro says: "Marlene, as of right now, Stimpy is all right with us, in our important alliance!" Marlene says: "That's awesome!" Stimpy says: "It sure is!" (Confessional) Stimpy says: "It's so cool! I've got an in with the COOL guy! I mean, I don't exactly know who he is, but if Marlene is all right with him, he MUST be cool! So I'm cool with him! I have got a GOOD feeling about this guy!" / Captain Retro says: "I really DO love to hug, but hugging is one of the primary ways I can gauge if somebody is trustworthy or not. Stimpy DEFINITELY fits the credentials to know what Marlene knows. I can tell him anything, and he will NEVER betray it to Zarbon!" / Marlene says: "Awesome! Stimpy and I are in an ALLIANCE again! The dynamic duo is now back together! Of course, with Captain Retro in the mix, I guess I SHOULD call it a Terrific Trio!" (End Confessional) Timmy, and the rest of the big group walking THROUGH the rock, come upon a BIG spacious space within the rock!" Timmy asks: "Where ARE we?!" Jimmy says: "Scientifically speaking, it looks like the BIG middle of the rock!" Dib says: "Scientifically speaking, nobody asked for YOU to point out the obvious!" Zim says: "Tell HIM, Dib!"

 

Stanley points and says: "There's a pedestal, and it looks like there's something on it!" The contestants go up closer to investigate. Fanboy asks: "What is it?" Judy Funny says: "It looks like the remains of a mummified cat. What a mummified cat is doing here, I have NO idea!" Snaptrap says: "I do! It was part of a shipment intended for Hearst Castle! But it was lost overboard, and it must have drifted here! Although I have no idea who would just LEAVE it on a pedestal!" Chum-Chum says: "Better leave it alone, Stanley. Breaking a mummified cat brings bad luck!" Stanley says: "Non-sense! There's no such things as CURSES!!!! I'll just take this to Hearst Castle, and I'll get a BIG reward!" But as soon as Stanley TOUCHES the mummified cat, it BREAKS! Stanley says: "Oops!" And suddenly, a rocky cave-in starts happening! Patty Mayonnaise shouts: "Let's ALL get OUT of here!" And they all start to run for it! / Meanwhile, the contestants on the OUTSIDE of the rock feel the EFFECTS of the cave-in, and MOST of them begin BOUNCING down the rock! Only Otto, Suzie, and Angelica remain at the top, as all the OTHER contestants arrive at the FINISHING end of the rock at about the same time! Sniz says: "Wow! I wasn't expecting this!" Otto says: "Girls, we are WAY behind in this! Everyone else is already DOWN or OUT of the rock! Let's FINISH this already!" Angelica says: "Not until we are finished HERE!!!!"

 

And Otto hears a SURPRISING sound from his communicator! (Beep-Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep-Beep!) Otto shouts: "WHAT?!!!" Sniz shouts: "All contestants who HAVEN'T finished, must sing a song!" Otto says: "Yeah, right! There's only supposed to be ONE new song per EPISODE!" Sniz says: "But it's NOT a new song, it's a REPRISE! And you MUST sing, or pay the price!!!!" Otto angrily shouts: "You know WHAT?!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and NO!!!!" As Otto angrily JUMPS down the rock, bumping Suzie and Angelica along WITH him, as he quickly gets to Sniz! Otto says: "I have been TORTURED constantly, lumped in with a bunch of LOSERS, forced to stand around on my FEET just LISTENING to the BICKERING; and now you want me to SING on top of THAT?!!!" Sniz says: "It's your duty. You've got to perform it!" Otto tears the rope holding HIM and the girls together, as Otto angrily says: "Well, you can find yourself some OTHER musical monkey or something to perform it cause I QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sniz shouts: "You CAN'T QUIT!!!! You signed a CONTRACT!!!!" Otto angrily says: "WATCH me quit! I'll be in the plane, waiting for a ride home!"

 

Finally, Timmy runs out of the rock and whines: "Come on! After all the running and nearly getting impaled by ROCKS, you GOTTA un-cancel me--I mean, un-eliminate me!" Sniz groans and says: "Fine! WANDA!!!! Change them ALL back!" Wanda says: "All right!" And everyone grows back to their normal size! Sniz says: "All RIGHT, Timmy, you un-cancelled...I mean, un-eliminated! But only because we're DOWN a player thanks to Otto McQUITTY pants! Join the others, before I change my mind!" (Confessional) Timmy says: "Yes! I'm STILL in it to WIN it!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Since you ALL pretty much arrived here at exactly the EXACT same time, I guess I'll just randomly assign you to teams. However, since this is season THREE, there will be THREE teams!"

 

Sniz says: "Timmy, Jimmy, Fanboy, Patty, Judy, Reggie, Snaptrap, Pearl, Stanley, Chum-Chum, Guano, Dib, Randolph, Dog, Patrick, Wally, Phoebe, and Zim; you are ALL on one team!" Sniz says: "Roger, Kitty, Dudley, Chameleon, Bulma, Haggis, Keswick, Heffer, Monster, Gonard, Taotie, Oonski, Kaput, Sway-Sway, Buhdeuce, Twister, Harvey, and Zarbon, you are ALL on one team!" Sniz says: "Treeflower, Lil, Suzie, Stimpy, Rocko, Angelica, Skipper, Captain Retro, Globitha, Robot, Sanjay, Craig, Tigress, Po, Daggett, Norbert, Spongebob, and Marlene are all on the same team! Now, what are you going to call yourselves as teams?" Captain Retro says: "Team Retro!" And a green Super NES emblem is chosen for the team logo! Snaptrap says: "Team DOOM!!!!" And a white skull is chosen as THEIR team logo! Harvey says: "How about Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool?!" Zarbon shouts: "That has GOT to be the STUPIDEST--!" Sniz shouts: "LOVE IT!!!! Best team name EVER!!!!" And as a blue image of Sniz's face appears for their team logo, Zarbon sighs and says: "Of COURSE it is! But to save time, I'll prefer to abbreviate it as Team S.R.R.R.C., so everybody knows what the acronym stands for!" (Confessional) Zarbon says: "Stupid name!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "I would tell you what the REST of the challenge is, but unfortunately, even with the new hour format, we are ALL out of time!"

 

Fondue walks out and says: "Sorry!" Sniz says: "Don't worry! Next time, we'll get back to the rest of the challenge, on another episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" / Episode Notes: Otto Rocket quits the game as he REFUSES to sing! The teams are all formed, with their team emblems. Team Retro, Team Doom, and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool! Abbreviated as Team S.R.R.R.C. for short! The first challenge takes place in Bay City, California! Captain Retro reveals he is not really a fan character from "TUFF Puppy," but is actually from another dimension, ordered to monitor the behaviors of Zarbon, who has escaped from his OWN dimension into the dimension of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" Captain Retro forms an alliance with Marlene and Stimpy! / That's it for part one! I'll see you for part two!

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It's time to start another adventure of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" Come along for the ride! / Sniz is standing in front of a giant rock with all the other contestants, and Sniz says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, you met ALL the contestants, caught a glimpse as to what personalities each one had, and got to see them compete in their first challenge, and sing their first song. But before the first part of the challenge, Mr. 'I'm too GOOD for Everybody Else On this Show," AKA Otto Rocket, decided to flat out QUIT the show, rather than swallow his pride! So that means we're still stuck with Timmy." Timmy shouts: "Hey! I heard that!" Sniz says: "Anyways, the three teams have formed! Team Retro, Team Doom, and my personal favorite, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool! They are about to find out what the rest of today's challenge will be, on this episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise!" / "Start Me Up! Part Two" / The teams are gathered in front of the Rock, but now its in the Afternoon, instead of the morning, meaning some time has passed. Stimpy is in a huddle with Captain Retro and Marlene. Captain Retro says: "...And THAT'S the whole story, Stimpy!" Stimpy says: "WOW! That IS quite a bit to take in!" Marlene says: "You're telling me!"

 

Captain Retro says: "I trust you'll keep this information between us until further notice, right?" Stimpy says: "Of course, Captain! I will NEVER betray your trust!" Captain Retro happily says: "I had a feeling I could count on you!" (Confessional) Stimpy says: "Personally, I've always loved dogs. There's this stereotype in so MANY cartoons that say cats and dogs HAVE to be mortal enemies, but I have NEVER been able to have a mean nature against dogs! That's probably why I fell in love with Ren. I mean, I saw his potential for being a good father LONG before anyone else did! Despite all of the challenges and hardships we faced together, I NEVER completely gave up a life with him, and I've got two loving kids to prove it! My experience in this season will be good for them to watch. They'll be able to see just what their Stimpy dad can do!" / Captain Retro says: "I may have a disadvantage of being new, but I have found myself to be very lucky here. Marlene and Stimpy have embraced me with trusting arms. I must do my best to make sure their trust is not misplaced. I like them a lot, but there are two things I am not allowed to do with them. I can't mess with their free will, and I cannot fall in love with anyone in this dimension, no matter HOW attractive they are!" (End Confessional)

 

Angelica scoffs and angrily says: "I can't believe Otto would just up and COMPLETELY throw away his ONE chance of winning $44.44 million in cold hard cash, and being able to spend quality time with his LOVED one!" Suzie says: "You're telling me! Poor Otto Rocket, stuck on that great big old plane all alone." / On the plane, Otto Rocket is in the first class section, listening to "Start Me Up" on his MP3 player. He starts humming along to the tune, and General Barracuda shouts: "Did I JUST hear--!" Otto incredulously says: "NO!!!! You DIDN'T!!!!" General Barracuda says: "I could've SWORN you DID--!" Otto shouts: "But I DIDN'T!!!! And I NEVER will!!!!" General Barracuda merely uses two fingers to point from his two eyes, back to Otto, indicating that HE is watching Otto! / Timmy says: "His loss! I am going to help my team dominate these CHALLENGES!" Jimmy asks: "What is our challenge going to be anyways? Sniz says: "A challenge that will test your navigation skills!" Captain Retro happily says: "YES! I'm an EXCELLENT navigator! My mom says I'm the ORIGINAL G.P.S., I NEVER get lost on accident!" Sniz says: "Of course, this wouldn't be much of a challenge if you ALL started off on even ground. To that end, we have randomly assigned the different teams to get DIFFERENT contents to help them on their way!" Captain Retro says: "Just like Super Mario Bros. 3!" Sniz says: "Technically, yes."

 

Sniz says: "Team Retro gets a map, as well as a covered wagon with oxen for their journey! Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, you get a land-rover with a boat attached! And since Bulma already HAS a G.P.S. inside of her Dragon Radar, you can use it to help you!" Bulma says: "I am the best!" To Robot, Globitha says: "You're going to enjoy this trip with ME!!!!" Robot says: "No promises!!!!" (Confessional) Globitha says: "If anything bad happens to Robot, I don't know WHAT I would do! Well, maybe one thing. I would FREAK out! That's what I would do!" / Robot says: "Any break that I could get away from Globitha is welcome right now! Believe you, me!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Finally, Team Doom gets a STONE, as well as a team of horses to ride on!" Fanboy asks: "How come the OTHER two teams get such cool stuff?!" Sniz says: "ALL items have their advantages and dis-advantages, trust me! The goal for all three teams, is to get from HERE, to Lake Naciemento, approxiamentally 40 miles north by north-east of here. It's kind of big, kind of blue, can't miss it. Well, technically you COULD miss it, but then your team would LOSE! See how that works? And don't worry, if you're not to the lake within seven hours, Sniz and I are LEGALLY required to come save you! Hopefully, it won't come to that!"

 

Sniz gets on the plane and shouts: "See you at the lake!" And the plane flies away! Judy Funny says: "I can't believe Sniz! He won't even provide signs to tell us that we're going in the right direction!" Jimmy says: "It wouldn't be as challenging otherwise!" Oonski asks: "Bulma, with your G.P.S. thingie, how fast can we get to Lake Naciemento?!" Bulma answers: "Well, seeing as how the Land Rover travels 44 miles per hour, if we COULD travel in a straight line, we COULD get there in an hour! Unfortunately, we can't, we have to stick to the roads!" Gonard says: "I'm starting to see what Sniz meant by advantages and disadvantages to each item." Dudley says: "No problem! I have a natural sense of direction! I can tell what will be the fastest route just by smelling it out!" Chameleon asks: "Do you REALLY have such a skill?" Dudley answers: "Of course! Ask anybody! Even Kitty! She can tell you!" Kitty says: "I CAN, but I won't!" Dudley asks: "Are you SURE it's not just CAN'T?! There IS a difference!" Kitty says: "Truthfully, it's both can't and WON'T! I have an image to maintain, and it does not involve dealing with shady characters!" Dudley says: "Chameleon isn't THAT shady! Right Kitty? (Kitty doesn't respond) Kitty? KITTY?! KITTY?!!!!!!! Okay, fine! I guess, just pout!" Captain Retro asks: "I just wonder WHEN we will have to sing today's song?" (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) And everyone hears their communicators going off! Over them, Sniz says: "Time to sing! We'll make this trip a little more enjoyable with a song! And since Otto isn't here, I expect that the whole cast WILL be singing this song!" Daggett asks: "Do you think that we should?" Norbert answers: "Why not? We can get free goodies, whatever THOSE are!" /

 

Genre: 1980's Surf Rock / Song: "California Girls!" / Sung by: Cast / Twister: "Well, east coast girls are hip, I really dig those styles they wear." Guano: "And the southern girls with the way they talk, they knock me out when I'm down there." Dudley: "The Midwest farmer's daughters, really make you feel alright." Heffer: "And the northern girls with the way they kiss, they keep their boyfriends warm at night." Gonard: "I dig them, girls!" Captain Retro: "I wish they all could be California, I wish they all could be California, I wish they all could be California!" Marlene: "Girls! The west coast has the sunshine." Reggie: "And the girls all get so tanned." Roger: "I dig a French bikini on a Hawaiian coast by a palm tree in the sand." Skipper: "I been all around this great big world and I've seen all kinds of girls, yeah." Rocko: "But I couldn't wait to get back in the States, back to the cutest girl in the world." Taotie: "I dig them, girls!" Captain Retro: "I wish they all could be California, I wish they all could be California, I wish they all could be California!" Pearl: "Girls!" Treeflower: "Girls, girls, girls, girls." Kaput: "I dig them, girls!" Captain Retro: "I wish they all could be California." Judy: "Girls, girls, girls, girls." Sanjay: "I dig them, girls!" Captain Retro: "I wish they all could be California!" Cast: "Girls, girls, girls, girls." Craig: "I dig them, girls!" Captain Retro: "I wish they all could be California!" Off-key, Timmy sings: "GIRLS! No, wait!" And everyone feels a small earthquake! Marlene asks: "Is that normal?!" Captain Retro says: "It doesn't happen as often as you THINK it would in California! We better get moving! Fortunately, I know all about the topography of this county! We can travel in pretty much a straight line! We can get to Lake Naciemento in about an hour!" Rocko says: "That's good to know!" Captain Retro asks: "Want a hug?" Rocko says: "Sure!"

 

Captain Retro hugs him, and says: "You are loyal, wise, pure and good. How would you like to be in an alliance with me, Marlene, and Stimpy?" Rocko says: "Awesome! I'm in!" (Confessional) Rocko says: "This Captain Retro fellow seems like a REALLY great guy! And I don't say that about a lot of new characters! Not only is he cool, he can pick up on good qualities instantly! That takes a REALLY special gift!" / Captain Retro says: "One of my super-powers, is the ability to read auras. I can sense the inherent goodness or badness within another person. If a particular person's aura is particularly troubled, I can even sense their risk for staying in a certain situation! But with the exception of Treeflower, I don't sense ANYBODY in my team at risk for being eliminated anytime soon, if it comes to that!" (End Confessional) Team Retro tries to load everybody into the covered wagon, but there's not enough room! Lil says: "There are only ten seats in here! What are we going to do?" Skipper says: "There are two seats up at the very top! Norbert and I can hold the reins of the oxen!" Robot says: "And we have eight oxen! So six can sit on the oxen as we travel!" Angelica says: "I'm worried, though. Concerning Po, he's not exactly a LIGHT weight! His extra mass COULD break the wagon OR an oxen!" Sanjay asks: "Why do you got to bring down the HURT on people like that?!" Suzie says: "You need to expect it, that's what she does!" Craig says: "One thing's for sure, we're not going to let Angelica get to us!" Sanjay says: "You said it!" (Confessional) Sanjay and Craig are together, and Craig is wrapped around Sanjay. Sanjay says: "I was THRILLED to be invited to be on season three of the Total Cartoon series, but I told Sniz and Fondue that Craig and I were a package deal. They want me? They get him! I never go anywhere without my best bro!" Craig says: "We stick together BETTER than Marie and Donnie Osmond!" (End Confessional)

 

Tigress says: "Don't worry about it! Po and I will run and keep up with the wagon and the oxen!" Po asks: "Run?!" Tigress says: "It's exercise, it will be GOOD for you!" (Confessional) Po says: "I'm not going to argue with Tigress, exercise is good! But even with OUR training, I'm not sure if we can run for so long without getting tired!" / Tigress says: "I once ran 100 miles in an hour, just to meet up and fight against Tai Lung! If I can do that, I'm sure Po and I can keep up with some oxen! Because if there is one thing Po and I can do, is to stay IN this game, for the long run!" (End Confessional) Lil, Robot, Globitha, Sanjay, Craig, and Daggett, are all chosen to sit on the oxen. Haggis asks: "Are you okay with the map directions?" Captain Retro says: "I won't steer you wrong!" Norbert says: "Then let's move out!" Lil says: "I can get the oxen moving! MOO-OOO!!!!" And the oxen suddenly start moving, pulling the covered wagon behind them! Daggett asks: "How did you DO that?!" Lil says: "I can speak oxen! It's one of my many unusual talents!" (Confessional) Daggett says: "Yep! That girl just gets stranger and stranger in every single season!" / Lil says: "How do I know how to speak oxen? I'd explain it, but the answer would BORE people to tears, and there is no WAY Lil Deville is going to do THAT!" (End Confessional) Treeflower shouts: "Norbert! I just want to let you know that I truly AM sorry! I mean, really, really, REALLY sorry about the whole lie! I AM going to make it up to you and Daggett!" Norbert shouts: "All right, Treeflower! You don't need to get your fur tied up into a knot!" (Confessional)

 

Treeflower says: "Ever since that messy fall-out between me, Norbert, and Daggett, I have needed to make it my number one priority to show them both how much it MEANS to me to be in their family! I mean, I certainly DON'T want to be the first one voted OFF of my team! That would be a TERRIBLE reflection on my performance abilities!" / Daggett says: "Can I just say how much I am CONSTANTLY enjoying how much Treeflower is HAVING to apologize to me and Norbert?! I haven't felt THIS vindicated since we got revenge against Bill Licking for making that AWFUL documentary about us!" / Marlene says: "Resisting the OBVIOUS urge to laugh at Treeflower...HA-HA-HA-HA!!!! HA-HA-HA-HA!!!! HA-HA-HA-HA!!!! Sorry, I just needed to get that out of my system. I don't want to wish any ill WILL upon Treeflower. That's one of the mistakes I made last time. I can't afford to make that mistake again!" (End Confessional) Po and Tigress are running behind the wagon, somehow managing to keep up! Tigress asks: "You doing all right back there, Po?!" Po panting, says: "SURE!!!! Just a great big, well-rounded guy, RUNNING!!!! Totally not FEELING any pain!" (Confessional) Po says: "I NEED to keep up with Tigress! It's not as easy as it sounds! That girl has HIGH standards! She expects a lot from me! Of course, as the Dragon Warrior, I'm kind of obligated to deliver, but Tigress always demands that I push beyond my limits! I wouldn't be anywhere NEAR as capable of beating off bad guys without her help!" / Tigress says: "They say behind every man, is a well-toned, strong, independent woman behind him, honing his strength and pushing him to the limit! I do that for Po! I intend on making Po be the best Dragon Warrior he can POSSIBLY be! Besides, everyone knows PAIN is just weakness leaving the body! As such, I'm not the kind of warrior who EVER experiences pain! And if I ever do, I keep it to myself! I will NOT be seen as WEAK!" (End Confessional)

 

Kitty says: "I can't believe we're forced to drive on the road! This would go SO much quicker if we had access to our TUFF vehicles!" Dudley says: "Cheer up Kitty, it could be worse. You could be here without ME to cheer you up!" (Confessional) Kitty says: "Look, I think Dudley IS funny, okay? But as a top secret agent, I can not afford to fall in love! Love messes UP your performance record! I'm the BEST TUFF has to offer! I can't afford to be thrown off my game! So, no love for me!" / Dudley says: "I know that Kitty loves me, okay? I can tell by how MUCH she PRETENDS to not love me! I just can't understand why she won't give Chameleon a fair chance! She's made her fair share of mistakes as well! Like one time, I had to do ALL the work keeping Chameleon safe from DOOM, while she was off playing FELINE games in the back of a train! I think Chameleon could be a good beneficial tool to help us out. He at least deserves a chance!" / Chameleon says: "It is SO incredibly awesome that Dudley wants to give me a chance! Normally, nobody would want to stay in the same room with me for five minutes! I know I'm socially awkward, but I'm not that BAD! But seriously; I'm treated like Squidward on Spongebob Squarepants, or Meg on Family Guy! I don't DESERVE such treatment! If I had a friend, that would make my life SO much better! I hope Dudley WILL be my friend, I'm so TIRED of being LONELY all the time!" (End Confessional) Bulma says: "I admit, it's not ideal. But seeing as how this Dragon Radar is the BEST G.P.S. in the world, we can't POSSIBLY get lost! And even on this twisty road, we're making good time!" Gonard says: "And we won't be on this road for too long, when we get to the main highway, it will be SMOOTH sailing!" Taotie says: "I should hope so! Because heaven knows WHY we have a BOAT attached to our car!"

 

(Confessional) Taotie says: "What's with the boat? Personally, I can't figure it out! My only guess is, it ties into this challenge somehow! For what purpose? I couldn't POSSIBLY say! But since we ARE going to Lake Naciemento, I'm guessing that it's water related! Maybe we'll have a WATER battle! And I've got SO many aquatic based BATTLE tactics that will FINALLY show up that Dragon Warrior once and for all!" (End Confessional) Heffer says: "Don't worry guys, driving is something I'm NOT afraid of! Maybe planes freak me out, but not cars! I will get us to our destination!" Kaput says: "I hope so, because I am SO interested in SABOTAGING the PATHETIC efforts of the OTHER teams!" Zarbon says: "You and I are of the same mind, Kaput. Perhaps you would be interested in joining ME, in forming an alliance?" Kaput says: "Joining the STRONG guy; you're speaking MY language!" (Confessional) Kaput says: "This PROVES that I am FAR superior to Zim! I have an alliance with the BRILLIANT alien, and HE doesn't! Of course, it helps that Zarbon doesn't realize that I DO eventually PLAN to betray him once he proves USELESS to me! Until then, I will play the part of his loyal lackey for as long as I need to. He will NEVER see it coming!" / Taotie says: "Inconceivable! Why does Zarbon ask Kaput to be in an alliance with him, but not me?! I'm FAR more of a villain than Kaput is! I have GOT to be in an alliance with them!" (End Confessional) Taotie says: "Listen, Zarbon! I'm your main man for a go-to in an alliance! I'm the smartest, I'm the strongest, I'm the most ruthless, and a bunch of OTHER adjectives that I can't think of right now!" Bulma scoffs and says: "SMARTEST?!!! That's HIGHLY debateable!" Taotie says: "Irregardless! Zarbon, PLEASE let me into your alliance! I am but a HUMBLE villain looking for revenge!" Zarbon asks: "Revenge against Tigress and the Dragon Warrior, no doubt?"

 

Taotie says: "Of course!" Zarbon says: "All right, impress me! Your in my alliance! Show me there's more to you than just being a BOAR, and I think you'll fit into this little alliance nicely!" Taotie says: "Excelsior!!!! Although technically, I'm a warthog, not a boar!" Keswick says: "W-W-W-Whatever THAT means!" (Cockpit Confessional) Zarbon says: "I have a VERY simple plan for getting ALL the way to the end! If you're GOING to be a villain, you need to be SMART about it! Simply hire someone desperate enough or deluded enough to be your friends. Trick them into doing ALL your DIRTY work for you, and then betray them! Those FOOLS will NEVER see it coming!" General Barracuda says: "I would see it coming, though!" Zarbon says: "Fortunately, I'm not concerned about you!" (End Confessional) / Meanwhile, Team Doom is on their horses in the middle of a mountainous area, looking HOPELESSLY lost! Pearl says: "When you named us Team Doom, Snaptrap, I thought that meant we would be bringing DOOM to the other teams!" Jimmy says: "Instead, we are doomed! Stranded in the middle of the mountains, no clue about where to go, probably DEAD last!" Timmy says: "It's been TWO hours! Aren't we supposed to have figured out a solution by now?!" Snaptrap says: "I've been TRYING, but nobody is LISTENING to me!" Judy Funny says: "Newsflash, we DON'T take our suggestions from VILLAINS!"

 

(Confessional) Snaptrap says: "Okay, fine! I'm a villain! But honestly, I really, REALLY suck at it! Not to mention, I have GOT to have the lamest VOICE for a villain EVER! Even Chameleon sounds more awesome than me, and almost EVERYBODY shuns him! I have SUCH a sucking bunch of hench-men, and my team here isn't faring THAT much better!" / Timmy says: "It's times like these that I WISH I had help to WIN this challenge! (Pauses, but nothing happens) Seriously, nothing?!!! Leave it to Wanda to have to be Little Miss LITERAL!!!!" / Jimmy says: "Where's Goddard when I need him? He would be SO much help to me right now!" / Pearl says: "Where IS that guy I like? And furthermore, what does he look like again? Why can't I remember?" / Patrick says: "Somehow, I'm GOING to get Pearl to remember! She still knows me! I just have to figure out a way!" (End Confessional)

 

Patrick says: "Come on, guys! Didn't Sniz say that every single item has its advantages? Surely our stone must be useful in SOME way! We just HAVE to figure it out!" Reggie says: "The only thing I notice about it is that it has a RAISED indentation, and a little shadow pointing upwards and to the right!" Guano says: "That's it! This isn't just a stone, it's a compass! A compass can tell us how to find our way when we get lost! And the shadow is pointing north by north-east! We're going in the right way!" Fanboy says: "All right!" Chum-Chum says: "Team Doom is STILL in the game!" (Confessional) Guano says: "I'm proud of myself! I can be pretty good when it comes to a crisis situation!" / Reggie says: "Thank you Rocko, for teaching me survival tactics! I'm putting them to good use, right about now!" / Fanboy says: "Just goes to show, that you only truly lose when you give up! And a true hero NEVER gives up!" / Chum-Chum says: "Fanboy and I, we are going to see this thing through!" / Wally says: "Don't worry, Yay-Ok! Your much needed up-grades are in the bag! You will be so proud of me!" (End Confessional) Team Retro arrives at Lake Naciemento first! Captain Retro says: "All right! I told you I would get us to the Lake!" Sniz arrives and says: "Indeed you have. Now YOUR team must get from THIS side of the lake, all the way to the OTHER side of the lake, that includes the wagon, the oxen, and the map!" Angelica asks: "EXSCUSE me, how are WE supposed to get a covered WAGON across a lake?!" Sniz says: "Figure it out! I'm not helping you!" Captain Retro says: "Fortunately, I know EXACTLY what to do! I've played Oregon Trail II on computer about a 100 times, give or take. We just need to remove the wheels, caulk the wagon, and float it across!" Marlene says: "You heard the man! Remove the wheels, so we can float the wagon across!"

 

Team S.R.R.R.C. arrives at Lake Naciemento, and Sniz says: "Get your boat, your team, and your Dragon Radar across the lake first!" Zarbon says: "Taotie, find us some paddles so we can row across the lake! Kaput, see if you can't do something about Team Retro and THEIR chances of winning!" Kaput says: "You got it!" (Confessional) Kaput says: "Kaput is about to make Team Retro's chances ALL go kaput!" / Zarbon says: "Tricking brain-dead IDIOTS is ALL too easy for me! I'm so charming, they'll NEVER suspect that I plan to betray them, until it's MUCH too late!" (End Confessional) Kaput tries to sneak over to Team Retro, but he bumps into Captain Retro, who's on the look-out for any such sneakers! Captain Retro says: "And just WHERE do you think YOU are going?!" Kaput tries to put it off and shout: "None of your BEESWAX!" Captain Retro says: "You can't pull THAT stunt around me! You're going to have to play the game FAIR and SQUARE around me! I will have NO cheaters trying to sneak, lie, and STEAL their way to the top!" Kaput angrily says: "Fine!" And he goes back to Zarbon. Taotie also arrives, carrying a bunch of paddles! Taotie says: "Here's our mode of transportation!" Zarbon says: "And Kaput, I trust you RUINED Team Retro's chances of WINNING?!" Kaput says: "About that, cheating is a NO go around Team Retro! Captain Retro is WATCHING out like a HAWK! You can't PULL any fast moves around HIM!!!!" (Confessional) Zarbon angrily says: "Captain Retro! That IRRITATING Captain Retro! Bad enough I have to contend with INSECTS like Bulma, Keswick, Gonard, and Oonski; but this upstart Captain Retro thinks he can stand in the way of ME and my nefarious deeds?! Let him TRY!!!! But as long as Kaput is the only one taking the heat, I shall remain safe and secure!" / Captain Retro says: "I don't like that Kaput! He IS bad, but he's not the big bad! Not from what I can see! Kaput definitely WANTS to be the big bad though, that's for sure! He's in for a WORLD of betrayed feelings if he sticks with Zarbon, though!" (End Confessional)

 

Team Doom arrives at Lake Naciemento, and Sniz says: "Make a raft, get across the lake, yadda yadda." Reggie says: "You heard him! Yadda YADDA!!!!" / Team Doom make a raft big enough for all of them, except the horses. Stanley asks: "What are we going to do about the horses?" Jimmy Neutron says: "Horses are good swimmers, we can just let them swim across!" Stanley says: "All right, I'll let the horses loose!" Stanley loosens the reins, but the reins SNAP and FLY into a passing eagle, causing him to fall from the sky! (Confessional) Stanley says: "That's never happened before. I wonder if...? No way! I don't believe in curses!" (End Confessional) Captain Retro says: "That should do it!" Tigress says: "The oxen are ready to swim!" Lil says: "They sure are!" Zarbon says: "It's time to WIN this challenge!" Sniz says: "All right teams, the last part of the challenge is to get across this lake! Only the FIRST team to get across will get first class riding priviledges!" Angelica says: "At that's for me!" Suzie asks: "You DO realize the only reason you're going to be WINNING a trip to First class is because the REST of us don't want to LOSE to the other teams?" Angelica says: "Irrelevant! This will be EASY!!!!" Sniz says: "About that; we've got something!" And Sniz releases a bunch of crocodiles into the lake! Reggie shakes her head and says: "Angelica, you NEED to learn when to keep your thoughts to yourself!" (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Twister asks: "We have to sing AGAIN?!!!" Sniz says: "TIMMY--I mean, SOMEONE sang off key and RUINED the last song! Otherwise, we wouldn't be doing this right now! Hopefully, maybe singing will SOOTHE the savage beasts!" Captain Retro says: "Let's DO this!" /

 

Genre: 1980's Surf Rock Parody. Song: "California Perils!" Sung by: Cast. / Roger: "Well, the east coast sure does look far!" Twister: "I wish I had a guitar!" Wally: "From the southern shore to the other side, we'e knock the others out of here!" Dib: "Right now I wish I were a farmer, than I would be feeling all right!" Phoebe: "With the northern current, with the way we're going, we should be safe on the plane tonight!" Skipper: "I dig these, perils!" Captain Retro: "I wish they all could be California, I wish they all could be California, I wish they all could be California!" Keswick: "Perils!" Fanboy: "The west is best with the sunshine!" Chum-Chum: "But the crocodiles are so BAD!!!!" Jimmy: "Just hit them really hard right on the head, they'll go away if you do that!" Timmy says: "I'll hit them good with our nice rock, that will make them leave us alone! But wait, don't eat the rock, I might need that!" Judy: "Forget it! We need to finish!" Patty: "Avoid the perils!" Captain Retro: "I wish they all could be California, I wish they all could be California, I wish they all could be California!" Stanley: "Perils!" Cast: "Perils, perils, perils, perils." Randolph: "I DON'T dig them, perils!" Captain Retro: "I wish they all could be California!" Team Retro: "Row, row, row, row, until we WIN!!!!" Stimpy: "I knew we all would win in California!" / And after Team Retro finishes first, Team S.R.R.R.C. comes in a close second, and Team Doom brings up the rear! Sniz says: "You are ALL done with today's challenge! And as long as NONE of you LOST anything, then NOBODY will be eliminated!" Team Retro shows their map, Team S.R.R.R.C. shows their Dragon Radar, but Timmy nervously says: "Guys, I LOST, the--the stone!" Sniz says: "OOH! Sucks to be YOU right now, TIMMY!!!!" / The action focuses back onto the plane, as it is now in the sky, flying to its next destination. Gauno goes to Captain Retro in the First Class section, and grunts to get his attention!

 

Gauno says: "Look! I know you're not just another pretty face! I've already figured out that you have aura reading powers! Tell me, we need to boot someone off. Who should we get rid off?" Captain Retro says: "I'm sensing a GREAT deal of trouble around Timmy Turner! He's in danger the LONGER he STAYS on the plane!" Gauno says: "Thank you for your honest advice! Tonight, we vote off Timmy Turner!" (Confessional) Gauno says: "It's for the best. He's not that useful anyways, he's nothing but dead weight, and he would only drag us down. Let's cut off the OBVIOUS losses early, and focus on the REAL team players!" / Captain Retro says: "I had a feeling someone might ask for my advice when it comes to eliminating others. I just didn't think it would be Gauno. So he actually has abilities of his own. I wish him the best of luck, and hope he can get far. But somehow, Timmy Turner isn't the ONLY troubled aura on Team Doom, even though he IS the most trouble! Sad to say, I sense a GREAT deal of Doom surrounding EVERY member of Team Doom!" / Team Doom is in the back of the plane, and Otto Rocket is as well! Sniz says: "All right! First off, it's time to take care of a loose end! Otto, this is as far as you go!" Otto scoffs and says: "Yeah, RIGHT!!!! You're SUPPOSED to give me a ride ALL the way HOME!!!!" Sniz says: "Unfortunately, we don't have TIME to make a landing in Ocean Shores, California, so SEE you!!!!" And Sniz pushes Otto out of the plane! Sniz shouts: "Don't forget to open your parachute!" Sniz closes the door, and turns to Team Doom. Sniz says: "As for you all, it's time for ALL of you to VOTE! Who will you get rid of? Will it be TIMMY--I mean, SOMEBODY annoying?!" Snaptrap says: "Good point, Timmy DID land us here by LOSING the stone!" Timmy says: "I said I was SORRY!" Sniz says: "Remember, if you're safe, you're receive a bag of buttered, salted popcorn! The loser will take the Drop of Shame!"

 

Jimmy Neutron says: "Sounds fair enough to me!" Sniz says: "This season, you will vote by Stamping the pass-port of the contestant that you WANT voted OFF, so only stamp ONE contestant's pass-port! Got it, Pearl?!" Pearl says: "Of course! I SO totally got it!!!!" (Confessional) Pearl just randomly stamps EVERYONE'S pass-ports once, including her OWN! / Reggie Rocket applies her make-up, than remembers she is supposed to vote, and she does! / Jimmy Neutron looks nervously, than votes! / Snaptrap stamps Timmy Turner's pass-port and says: "See you NEVER, LOSER!!!!" / Fanboy stamps Snaptrap's pass-port and says: "I won't miss YOU, creep!" / Chum-Chum stamps Snaptrap's pass-port and says: "Your brand of evil will NEVER prevail against our brand of goodness!" / Judy stamps Timmy's pass-port and says: "Alas, poor Timmy, we knew you...not that well!" / Stanley looks nervously, than decides to vote. / Patrick has three pass-ports out, but he still doesn't know who to choose. Patrick says: "They're ALL bad in their own way! Guess I'll be random and VOTE!" And he closes his eyes, and RANDOMLY stamps a passport! (End Confessional) Sniz says: "I've got eighteen contestants, but only 17 bags of popcorn! When I call your name, come up and get your bag of popcorn. The contestant who does not receive a bag of popcorn, must pick up the Parachute of Shame, and take the Drop of Losers. That means they're cancelled--I mean, ELIMINATED from the competition and can NEVER come back, EVER!!!!"

 

Sniz says: "Patrick! Jimmy, Fanboy, Chum-Chum, Patty, Judy, Reggie, Pearl, Wally, Stanely, Guano, Dib, Randolph, Dog, Phoebe, Zim!" Snaptrap and Timmy BOTH look nervous, as it is just between the TWO of them! Sniz says: "Contestants, this IS the final bag of popcorn!!!!" Timmy and Snaptrap both sweat with apprehension, but Sniz finally says: "Snaptrap!" Snaptrap says: "Yes!" Timmy shouts: "WHAT?!!!" Sniz opens up the airplane door, and Sniz says: "You've got 15 seconds to put on your parachute before the Drop of Shame, becomes the DROP of PAIN!!!!" Timmy puts on his parachute, then turns around, and Timmy bitterly says: "Some team YOU guys are! You're all a BUNCH of--." (Sniz pushes Timmy out!) Timmy shouts: "HEY!!!!" Sniz says: "I KNEW that would feel satisfying!" But Timmy Turner has actually CAUGHT onto the tail of the plane, unbeknownst to Sniz, and Timmy shouts: "I'm NOT going ANYWHERE!!!! This game is MINE!!!!" / Sniz is in the cock-pit says: "Join us next time! We'll be traveling across the ocean for our next exotic location! See where it is on the next episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise!!!!" / Episode Notes: Otto Rocket is officially removed out of the plane, and Team Doom becomes the first team to face an elimination ceremony this season. Although Timmy Turner is TECHNICALLY eliminated, he is STILL not gone from the show! Rocko joins the alliance of Captain Retro, Stimpy, and Marlene. Meanwhile, Zarbon forms an alliance with Kaput and Taotie. / That's it for my episode idea this time! Enough said!