4EverGreen Posted October 25, 2015 Author Share Posted October 25, 2015 (edited) Here for the third and final part of my Halloween themed episode for "Total Cartoon Global Cruise," it's time to finish "One Night In Bangkok and Six Hours at Freddie's!" / After the commercials finish, all three teams enter the pizzeria, but they see no other living souls there. Marlene says: "I guess asking for the help of Mike Schmidt is out of the question!" Otto scoffs as he says: "It's ONLY six hours! I could survive this place in my SLEEP!!!!" Zim sarcastically says: "Please, DO!!!! If you were to DIE sleeping, I couldn't care LESS about it!" Otto angrily says: "Oh, you SO just made yourself a target!" Zim says: "Good luck getting RID of me! In case you've forgotten, I have the BEST luck of surviving in the realm of the bottom two, in an elimination ceremony!" Randolph says: "But if we wind up in last place, we don't GET to determine who leaves, one of the other teams will, and they might not LET you survive another night, if you KNOW what I mean!" Zim catches his drift, and chuckles nervously! Zim says: "In that case, Team Adversity ALL the way!" Dog says: "Let's remember; united we stand, divided, we FALL!!!!"Robot Default spots something in the dark and asks: "What's that?!!!" Captain Retro grabs it and says: "It's a cassette player. I believe that YOU are actually compatible with it!" Robot asks: "Really?" Globitha says: "He's right! And I believe I can install it in you!" Globitha grabs it, and inputs the cassette player into Robot! Robot starts to ask: "How do you know so much about...(SWITCH!!!!)...me?" As the cassette player gets configured into Robot's being, Globitha blushes and says: "Let's just say I asked Ogo...about SOME things!!!!" Robot asks: "SOME things?!" Globitha nervously chuckles and admits: "Okay, all of them!" (Confessional) Robot says: "I'm not sure whether to feel flattered, or worried, about the fact that Globitha knows so much about me, because of Ogo. I'll give Globitha the benefit of the doubt, and side with being flattered." / Globitha says: "Ogo is desperate, but his knowledge about Robot HAS come in pretty handy!" (End Confessional) The Tape Player activates in Robot, and a vintage recording of Rod Serling plays.Genre: Michael Jackson. Sub-Genre: Dance-Funk. Song: "Threatened." Sung by: Vintage Rod Serling, Snaptrap, and Cast. / Rod Serling: "Tonight’s story is somewhat unique and calls for a different kind of introduction." (Scary music begins to play, as things begin moving, and the contestants desperately scatter all over the restaurant, though some of them get picked off!) Rod Serling: "A monster had arrived in the village. The major ingredient of any recipe for fear is the unknown. And this person or thing is soon to be met. He knows every thought, he can feel every emotion. Oh yes, I did forget something didn’t I? I forgot to introduce you to the monster." Snaptrap jumps out and sings: "You’re fearing me, ‘cause you know I’m a beast! Watching you when you sleep, when you’re in bed, I’m underneath! You’re trapped in halls, and my face is the walls! I’m the floor when you fall, and when you scream it’s ‘cause of me! I’m the living dead, the dark thoughts in your head!" Patrick: "I heard just what you said." Springtrap: "That’s why you’ve got to be threatened by me!" Oonski, defiantly: "You should be watching me; you should feel threatened!" (Oonski gets caught!) Kaput, defiantly: "While you sleep, while you creep, you should be threatened!" (Kaput gets caught!) Springtrap to Otto: "Every time YOUR lady speaks, she speaks of me, threatened!" (Phoebe gets caught!) Otto, defiantly: "Half of me you’ll never be, so you should feel threatened by me!"Bulma: "You think you’re by yourself, but it’s my touch you felt!" Zarbon: "I’m not a ghost from Hell, but I’ve got a spell on you! Your worst nightmare, it's me, I'm everywhere!" Captain Retro: "In one blink I’ll disappear, and then I’ll come back to haunt you!" Robot: "I’m telling you, when you lie under a tomb, I’m the one watching you; that’s why you got to be threatened by me!" Zim defiantly: "You should be watching me, you should feel threatened!" (Zim gets caught!) Skipper, defiantly: "While you sleep, while you creep, you should be threatened!" (Skipper gets caught!) King Julien, to Captain Retro: "Every time YOUR lady speaks, she speaks of me, threatened!" (King Julien gets caught!) Captain Retro: "Half of me you’ll never be, so you should feel threatened by me!"(Music intensifies, and ALL the animatronics start to roam about, as the contestants scatter again!) Rod Serling, on cassette: "The unknown monster is about to embark, from a far corner, out of the dark. A nightmare, that’s the case. Never Neverland, that’s the place. This particular monster can read minds, be in two places at the same time. This is judgment night, execution, slaughter! The devil, ghosts, this monster is torture! You can be sure of one thing, that’s fate. A human presence that you feel is strange. A monster that you can see disappear. A monster, the worst thing to fear." Springtrap: "You should be watching me, you should feel threatened!" Randolph: "While you sleep, while you creep, you should be threatened!" (Randolph gets caught!) Buhdeuce: "Every time your lady speaks she speaks of me, threatened!" (Buhdeuce gets caught!) Dog: "Half of me you’ll never be, so you should feel threatened!" (Dog gets caught!) Stimpy: "You should be, threatened!" Norbert: "While you sleep, threatened!" Daggett: "Every time, threatened!" Rocko: "Half of me, so you should feel threatened by me!" Springtrap: "You should be watching me, you should feel threatened!" Gonard: "While you sleep, while you creep, you should be threatened!" (Gonard gets caught!) Chameleon: "Every time your lady speaks, she speaks of me, threatened!" (Chameleon gets CAUGHT!!!!) Remaining contestants: "Half of me you’ll never be, so you should feel threatened by me!" /And the epic song ends, as Otto Patrick, Spongebob, and what remains of Team S.R.R.R.C. scramble to find a safe zone, with Springtrap deciding to figure out how to torture the contestants he's already captured, unaware that Anti-Timmy is lurking in the dark! / (Confessional) Otto says: "This is SO, mega, MAJOR bad!!!! Not only am I, Spongebob, and Patrick, the ONLY contestants NOT captured on MY team, but Suzie won't even give me the time of day and/or NIGHT anymore!! I guess I got to resort to the BIG guns!!!! I got to resort to that ONE scene, from Say Anything!" (End Confessional) Suzie, Robot, and Globitha are all hiding in a ball pit in the Pizzeria. Robot says: "Wow, Globitha! Good thing you figured out that my G.P.S. can double as a safe zone locator!" Globitha says: "Sure! We should be safe HERE for now, nobody EVER dies in a ball pit; RIGHT?!!!" Suzie says: "Well, if MY Karma is any indication..." Otto shouts: "SUZIE!!!!" Suzie breaks off what she's attempting to say, and instead, Suzie says: "Maybe NOT!!!!" Otto is holding a BIG cassette player jukebox over his head, and Otto says: "Listen to the music I'm about to play, and the WORDS I'm about to SING!!!!"Genre: Soft Rock. Sub-Genre: Power Ballad (Foreigner.) Song: "Waiting For a Girl Like You." Sung by: Otto. / Otto: "So long, I've been looking too hard, I've been waiting too long. Sometimes I don't know what I will find, I only know it's a matter of, time. When you love someone, when you love someone. It feels so right, so warm and true, I need to know if you feel it too. Maybe I'm wrong, won't you tell me if I'm coming on too strong? This heart of mine has been hurt before, this time I want to be sure. I've been waiting for a girl like you, to come into my life. I've been waiting for a girl like you, your loving will survive. I've been waiting for someone new to make me feel alive. Yeah, waiting for a girl like you to come into my life! You're so good, when we make love it's understood. It's more than a touch or a word can say. Only in dreams could it be this way. When you love someone, yeah, really love someone. Now I know it's right, from the moment I wake up till deep in the night. There's nowhere on earth that I'd rather be than holding you tenderly. I've been waiting for a girl like you to come into my life. I've been waiting for a girl like you, your loving will survive. I've been waiting for someone new to make me feel alive. Yeah, waiting for a girl like you to come into my life. I've been waiting, waiting for you, ooh, I've been waiting! I've been waiting. I've been waiting for a girl like you, I've been waiting. Won't you come into my life?" / And Otto's epic song ends! /Suzie asks: "Okay, what did you just do?" Otto says: "Re-enact that one scene from Say Anything. Unfortunately, I couldn't FIND any Peter Gabriel, so I used the next best thing!" Suzie asks: "And do you think THAT will get me to love you again?!!!" Otto pleads: "It's GOTTA!!!! You CAN'T refuse a guy who holds a giant cassette player over his HEAD!!!!" Suzie says: "You could've used an MP3 player, and you'd STILL be getting the same response!!!!" Otto finally trembles and yells: "Do you REALLY want to hear ME say IT?!!! Because I'll SAY it, from the DEEPEST, DARKEST, BLACKEST part of MY soul!!!! I'm SORRY!!!!" Suzie says: "I'm not buying it!" Otto sighs and says: "I don't blame you. I've acted so jerky, rude, and mean to everyone and anyone. I don't even HAVE any real friends. I got into such a groove of winning and wanting to win, that soon, winning became the only thing that mattered to me. But your love comforts me like nothing ELSE can! Nobody loves you like the WAY I do!!!! I've lost two seasons of this show, but losing you, would be like losing EVERYTHING; like the sun going down on me. Don't turn your back on me, for being too blind to see that all I need is you!!!!" Suzie turns around, but she's visibly crying. Otto asks: "Tears?"Suzie sniffles and says: "Otto, you big, dumb JERK!!!!" Than she rushes up and hugs him! Suzie asks: "What took you so LONG?!!! I thought I'd have to give you up, forever! But YOU...did something I thought you'd never do; you apologized to me, and you genuinely meant it! I...didn't think you had it in you." Otto starts crying and says: "You must think I'm the dumbest DUMB person on the face of this Earth, having to apologize just to get you back!" Suzie stops crying and says: "The only thing DUMBER would be is if you DIDN'T apologize to me! If you think Angelica will be hard on you for apologizing, she would've NEVER let you hear the END of it if you let ME get away!" Otto stops crying and says: "I am sorry. I'm really, truly, genuinely, sorry. I don't CARE about winning this season anymore, I care about you. And the truth is, I really thought I was going to lose you. I don't EVER want to feel that way again! Suzie, if I EVER start to act JERKY to anyone EVER again, PLEASE slap me upside the head to remind me of why that's a BAD idea!" Suzie says: "You know I can't do that, or I'll get hit with a penalty vote!" Otto says: "That's why you're the smart one! But athletic skills are definitely MY forte!!!!"But Springtrap MENACINGLY appears, and Springtrap tauntingly says: "How TOUCHING!!!!" Robot's sensors appear to go hay-wire, as Robot says: "Error! Error! My sensors indicate that you are Master Coelaceanth, but that's impossible! Master Coelaceanth is...!!!!" Springtrap finishes: "DEAD?!!! By all rights, I SHOULD be dead, but it seems that the Anti-Fairies, were willing to perform a hexing ritual, and offer me a second chance. You see, the LONGER The Fairly Oddparents STAYS on the air, uncancelled, the STRONGER the magic of the Anti-Fairies BECOMES!!!! Unfortunately, this seems to have an adverse effect. The stronger the Anti-Fairies become, the greater the quality decline for THAT show becomes, as well! In a way, you could say that I'm the one DESTROYING The Fairly Oddparents! I may just be an animatronic rabbit, but I'm STILL the BEST at MURDER!!!!" Globitha defiantly says: "Well, you can't kill us HERE!!!! This is a safe zone!!!!" Springtrap chuckles and says: "Not forever! And I can wait! Once I get Otto and those OTHER two brats, all of Team Adversity will have FALLEN into my trap, and then I'll begin the STUFFING process! I've run tests on all the other contestants that I've captured, and they should work quite WELL, to replace the AGING captured souls who are FORCED to operate the animatronics in this place!!!!" Suzie angrily says: "You'll NEVER get away with THIS!!!!" Springtrap says: "Watch me!!!!"And the communicators the contestants are wearing, start beeping like an alarm! Springtrap says: "Oh, and the time this area acts as a safe zone will expire in FIVE minutes, when the midnight hour HITS!! I'd suggest for you to say your prayers, but I don't know WHAT you would pray TO, because absolutely NOBODY can help you, NOW!!!!" And the vintage cassette player of Rod Serling plays again. Rod Serling: "What you have just witnessed could be the end of a particularly terrifying nightmare. It isn’t. It’s the beginning! The beginning...the beginning...!!!!" And a VERY creepy, but VERY familiar tune begins to play, as apparitions of zombies of previously destroyed Nicktoon villains begin appearing, as they haunt the pizzeria, threatening to turn the REMAINING contestants into zombies!!!!Genre: Michael Jackson. Sub-Genre: (Horror) Disco. Song: "Thriller!" Sung by: Team Retro, Otto, Patrick, Spongebob, most of Team S.R.R.R.C., and Springtrap!!!! / (Wolf howls!!!! Music begins playing!!!!)Dudley: "It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark!" Captain Retro: "Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart!" Stimpy: "You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it!" Spongebob: "You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes!" (Spongebob gets caught!) Patrick: "You're paralyzed!" Dudley: "You hear the door slam! And realize there's nowhere left to run!" Nobert: "You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun!" Daggett: "You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination!" Tigress: "But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind!" Bulma, to Zarbon: "You're out of time!" Dudley: "They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side!!!!" (Keswick screams, as HE is caught!) Sanjay to Robot: "They will possess you, unless you change the number on your dial!" Globitha: "Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together!" Robot: "All thru the night, I'll save you from the terrors on the screen, I'll make you see!!!!" What remains of Team S.R.R.R.C. is walking through the main eating establishment, unaware that zombies are EMERGING out of their hiding places underneath tables, and out of hidden holes in the walls. Dudley: "I'm going to thrill you tonight!"Springtrap (Ted Levine) raps: "Darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand. Creatures crawl in search of blood, to terrorize your neighborhood! And whosoever shall be found, without the soul for getting down. Must stand and face the hounds of HELL!!!! And rot inside a corpse's shell!" / The zombies begin to eerily and creepily walk through the pizzeria, eventually converging onto the remainder of Team S.R.R.R.C. in the enclosed courtyard. / Patrick: "Night creatures call, and the dead start to walk in their masquerade." General Barracuda: "There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time!" Zarbon: "They're open wide!" General Barracuda: "This is the end of your life!" (Patrick gets caught!) Dudley: "Thriller!!!! Thriller! Thrill tonight! Thriller, thrill tonight! Thriller! Thriller! Thriller, thrill tonight; thrill tonight!!!!" Springtrap (Ted Levine) raps: "The foulest stench is in the air, the funk of forty thousand years! And grizzly ghouls from every tomb, are closing in to seal your doom! And though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to shiver! For no mere mortal can resist, the evil of the Thriller!!!!" /The song briefly cuts out, as the zombies of the non-living enclose upon the remaining members of Team S.R.R.R.C. Bulma gets more and more horrified by this, but then she turns around, and sees DUDLEY has turned into a zombie TO!!!! Suddenly, the song music picks up again, as Dudley begins to LEAD the zombie villains in a VERY elaborate zombie dance! Shifting their legs, clapping, shaking their heads, moving their arms, moving forward, moving backward, moving from one side to another! Dudley turns around, and reverts back to normal! Dudley sings: "'Cause this is thriller, thriller night! And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike! You know it's thriller, thriller night! You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller--thriller, thriller night; there ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl! You know it's thriller, thriller night! You're fighting to survive inside a killer, thriller--thriller, thriller night; 'cause I can thrill you more than any ghoul could ever dare to try! Girl, this is thriller; (Whoo Hoo!) Thriller night!" Captain Retro to Marlene: "So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller, Thriller here tonight!!!!" Dudley: "Cause it's a thriller, thriller night. 'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare to try! Thriller! WHOO HOO! Thriller night! So let me hold you tight and share a killer, THRILLER!!!! OOH!!!!" /The song cuts out again, as Otto, Suzie, and Bulma duck into the abandoned animatronics storage room, in typical horror movie decision making! Suzie says: "Oh yeah, duck in HERE!!!! That's REAL smart!!!!" Bulma says: "Well, excuse ME for trying to make a quick, WISE decision under STRESS!!!! It's not as easy as it LOOKS on TV!!!! I should KNOW!!!! I'm LIVING it!!!!" And the zombies and animatronics break in! Bulma desperately asks: "What do you want?! I'll tell you ANYTHING!!!! I was the one who re-programmed Anti-Timmy to be a winner's insurance for ME; I TRICKED Zarbon into an alliance with me because I didn't want to try to GET to the Final Three alone! But WORST of all; I've never been able to live down the time Master Roshi saw my--BAH!!!!" And Bulma SCREAMS as a zombie Raditz is about to touch her and Suzie, but Otto SWOOPS in, and knocks them out of the WAY!!!! Otto, demanding, says: "Leave THEM!!!! Take ME!!!!" Suzie asks: "Are you SERIOUS?!!!" Otto says: "I'll hold them off, just GO!!!! Get to a safe zone!!!!" Suzie says: "I always KNEW you were a hero, Otto!!!!" And Suzie and Bulma bolt out of there!!!! /Meanwhile, Keswick has been brought into tha Animatronic manufacturing room. Chameleon asks: "You got caught TO? Any bright ideas on HOW to get us out of here?!" Keswick says: "Actually, this was ALL part of my plan!!!! You see, this manufacturing area HOLDS the signals controlling ALL the animatronics! I just need to use my electric PEN, and short out the robots!!!!" Keswick holds his pen, aims it at the manufacturing machine, and sure enough, it causes a CHAIN reaction, shutting down ALL the animatronics, and in the electrical explosions, it takes out ALL the zombies as well! Springtrap asks: "What is HAPPENING?!!!" General Barracuda walks in and says: "It looks like YOU'RE dying, AGAIN!!"Springtrap, in desperation, says: "What have you DONE?!!! I'm short-circuiting! Short-circuiting!! Oh, what a WORLD, what a world!!!! Who would've thought a mammalian alien could DESTROY my beautiful wickedness?!!! The thought!!!! The thought!!!! I'm going...NO!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!..." And Springtrap falls down life-less, just an abandoned piece of machinery. General Barracuda says: "It's done then, the nightmare is over. Master Coelaceanth is dead again! That means only one thing!!!!" Sniz walks back in and says: "The challenge is OVER!!!! And in RECORD time!!!! I've got to say, congratulations are in order, for Team Retro!!!! Team Retro, you have the distinct honor of being the ONLY team to not have ANY contestants be captured by Springtrap or his animatronic apparitions. Meanwhile, the opposite is true for Team Adversity. Every single one of you got captured, so you wind up in LAST place! Team S.R.R.R.C., you'll also have to eliminate someone in second place, but you can decide for yourselves who gets to take the plunge on YOUR team, and on Team Adversity!" Otto sighs and says: "I am SO Sorry about this, Suzie. We better make good use of the time we have left while we still can!" Suzie says: "I'm sorry about this, to. But thank you, for saving my life." Otto says: "At least I got to save the love of my life."Genre: Cher. Sub-Genre: Adult Contemporary. Song: "After All." Sung by: Otto and Suzie. Otto: "Well, here we are again. I guess it must be fate. We've tried it on our own, but deep inside we've known, we'd be back to set things straight." Suzie: "I still remember when, your kiss was so brand new. Every memory repeats, every step I take retreats." Otto and Suzie: "Every journey always brings me back to you! After all the stops and starts, we keep coming back to these two hearts. Two angels who've been rescued from the fall; after all that we've been through." Suzie: "It all comes down to me and you!" Otto and Suzie: "I guess it's meant to be, forever you and me, after all." Suzie: "When love is truly right, it lives from year to year." Otto: "It changes as it goes." Suzie: "And on the way it grows." Otto and Suzie: "But it never, ever disappears! After all the stops and starts, we keep coming back to these two hearts. Two angels who've been rescued from the fall; after all that we've been through." Suzie: "It all comes down to me and you!" Otto and Suzie: "I guess it's meant to be!" Otto: "Forever, you and me; after all! Always just beyond my touch, You know I needed you so much." Suzie: "After all, what else is living for?"Otto and Suzie: "After all the stops and starts, we keep coming back to these two hearts. Two angels who've been rescued from the fall; after all that we've been through." Suzie: "It all comes down to me and you!" Otto and Suzie: "I guess it's meant to be forever you and me! After all the stops and starts, We keep coming back to these two hearts! Two angels who've been rescued from the fall! After all that we've been through!" Suzie: "It all comes down to me and you!" Otto and Suzie: "I guess it's meant to be!" Otto: "Forever, you and me!" Otto and Suzie: "After all!" / And the epic song ends. / (Confessional) Otto says: "I never thought winning the girl I truly loved, would cost me something very dear to me; my chances of winning this season. Oh, well. Better to have tried and failed, than to have never tried at all. I guess it's all over but the shouting, now." (End Confessional)Team Adversity is in the elimination ceremony, waiting to hear the verdict of Team S.R.R.R.C., and who they are booting off. Sniz says: "Team Adversity, I won't mince words. Things do not look good for you. Right now, you're nine contestants. You'll soon be eight. You have got to get it together, or you'll ALL go out!!!!" Suddenly, Zarbon and Kaput walk into the ceremony! Zarbon says: "We've got the results in! So read them, and weep, Sniz!" Sniz says: "I only weep during emotional movies, like Toy Story 3." And everyone looks at him strangely. Sniz says: "Don't judge me. The following contestants are safe, and get bags of popcorn! Spongebob! Patrick, Randolph, Dog, Phoebe, Skipper, King Julien!!!!" Otto looks nervous, but Zim looks confidant! Zim says: "Bottom two, I have ALL the luck!!!!" Sniz says: "This IS the final popcorn bag for your team!!!! OTTO!!!!"Zim gasps, as if unsure of what he just heard!! Zim asks: "Say what, now?!" Sniz says: "Team S.R.R.R.C. voted you OFF, Zim!! Time to jump!!" Zim says: "That's not POSSIBLE!!!! Zarbon, Kaput, you two are aliens just like ME!!!! Why give ME the shove?!" Zarbon disgustedly says: "One simple reason; I don't LIKE you!! You're a JOKE compared to me!!" Kaput smirks and says: "And this way, I get to say, I BEAT you!!!!" Zim growls and says: "You won't get a VOTE out of me to help YOU win!!!!" Kaput scoffs and says: "Like I'd need it!!" General Barracuda opens the door and he says: "Last stop for LOSERS!!!!" Zim says: "Well, where I'm going, I don't NEED no roads!!" And Zim activates his jet-pack, and ZOOMS out of the door!! Sniz says: "Team Adversity, you're done! Team S.R.R.R.C., now it is YOUR turn!!!!"(Confessional) Otto gasps and says: "I can't believe it, I survived! I thought my goose was cooked for sure, but I have been offered another chance, to show Suzie how good I can be, and to wow everyone with my athletic skills! They have seen NOTHING yet!!" / Randolph says: "Well, Zim is gone. It took longer than I expected, but he is gone. Now, maybe we can FINALLY start avoiding elimination challenges!" / Phoebe says: "On the one hand, I'm upset that Otto didn't truly want me. On the other hand, I sure am glad that I am STILL in the game!!!!" (End Confessional)Now Team S.R.R.R.C. is facing their turn in the elimination ceremony. Sniz says: "Team named after me; you had better survival skills than Team Adversity, but not by much. Two TEAMS faced elimination tonight! Usually, one of them is Team Retro! But they managed to beat BOTH of you, without even REALLY trying! To what do you contribute your loss?!!!" Bulma smirks and says: "I have discussed it with my fellow team-mates. We all KNOW who's going to take the plunge tonight!" Sniz says: "Care to elaborate?" Zarbon says: "Not likely! Our lips are sealed!" Sniz says: "Very well then! Use the Confessional, and vote away!"(Confessional) Zarbon stamps Oonski's pass-port and says: "This is for getting captured, FIRST!!!!" / Buhdeuce stamps Oonski's pass-port and says: "Sorry, but...you messed up!" / Oonski stamps Bulma's pass-port and says: "Don't go away mad, just go AWAY!!!!" / Dudley stamps Bulma's pass-port and says: "Things are about to pay off for US!!!!" / Chameleon stamps Bulma's pass-port and says: "The bratty broad has GOT to go!" / Gonard stamps Oonski's pass-port and says: "It was a tough call, but Bulma eats less. So, more food for me!!!!" / Heffer stamps Oonski's pass-port and says: "I like my chances with Bulma better, than I do with Oonski!" / Monster thinks about it, and stamps Oonski's pass-port! Monster says: "To be fair, Oonski IS an actual villain! So, one less villain to worry about!" / Keswick stamps Bulma's pass-port and says: "I'll be GLAD to get rid of YOU!!!!" / Kaput stamps Oonski's pass-port and says: "There is one villain too many on OUR team! We have no more room for you!" / Taotie stamps Oonski's pass-port and says: "Your sense of honor is LOST on me! Therefore, you must lose the GAME!!!!" / Bulma scowls and STAMPS Keswick's pass-port! Bulma says: "I don't CARE if Zarbon wouldn't approve of it, but I'm going to teach EVERYONE a lesson they won't SOON forget!!!!" / (End Confessional)Sniz says: "Voting is over. This team has 12 contestants, it will soon be eleven. When I call your name, you will receive a bag of popcorn! Zarbon! Gonard, Dudley, Chameleon, Taotie, Heffer, Monster, Kaput, Buhdeuce, and...OONSKI!!!!" And Zarbon, Buhdeuce, Gonard, Heffer, Monster, Kaput, and Taotie all gasp in SHOCK to see Oonski STILL safe!!!! But Oonski, Dudley, Chameleon, and Keswick are all smiling, knowing what is SURE to come next! Sniz says: "Contestants, this IS the final bag of popcorn!!!!" But nearly EVERYONE is shocked when Sniz says: "Bulma!!" Keswick asks: "WHAT?! How is that possible?!!!" Bulma says: "Obviously, this team has no USE for your animatronic interference!! How DARE you tamper with things you don't understand!! Did you think you could OUTSMART me?! That I wouldn't FIGURE it out?! I recovered YOUR tools in the Animatronic Storage room, that YOU used to re-engineer the animatronics, and used them to do YOUR bidding!! That's SABOTAGE!!!! And sabotage is ILLEGAL within the game, remember?!" Sniz says: "She's right. Keswick, both the votes and the evidence have spoken. You're OUT!!!! Drop of Shame, awaits!" Dudley says: "If it's any consolation, we didn't vote for you." Chameleon says: "You were robbed, somehow. We'll find out, how!" Keswick says: "Just avenge me, guys. That's all I ask." Keswick grabs a parachute, opens the door, and says: "Sayonara!!!!" And Keswick jumps out of the plane, opening up his parachute safely!!!!" (Confessional)Bulma chuckles deviously as she says: "Like I said, I've got the WHOLE game in the palm of my hands! Everyone now KNOWS why they shouldn't TRY to vote ME off!!" (Flash-back) Bulma opens up a capsule, and out pops out Anti-Timmy, NOW fitted with an electrical collar!! Bulma says: "Anti-Timmy, while you DID disobey my orders, I still need you! The votes inside the Confessional Bag, eat ALL of the votes for Oonski, and replace them with votes for Keswick! I need that TRAITOR, GONE!!!!" And Anti-Timmy just growls angrily, in submission!!!! (End flashback) Bulma chuckles deviously and says: "Everything in this game is going according to plan! And best of all, I won't get hit by a penalty vote! Anti-Timmy WAS the one who sabotaged the votes, not ME! Technicality knowledge, that's why I'll win!" (End Confessional) Sniz is in the cock-pit and says: "Ooh, SNEAKY!! But she's right! Anti-Timmy isn't even a contestant! Advantage, Bulma! Will her devious plans continue to work? Will Team Adversity EVER stop their declining drop in numbers? Will Dudley and Chameleon avenge Keswick? Find out on the next, NORMAL episode, of Total Cartoon Global Cruise!!!! And to quote Chica, let's PARTY!!!!" /Episode Notes: Otto and Suzie make up in this episode. With SIX total songs, "One Night In Bangkok, Welcome to My Nightmare, Threatened, Waiting For a Girl Like You, Thriller," and "After All," this episode has by FAR, the most songs featured in an episode YET!!!! Invader Zim FINALLY gets eliminated in this episode, meaning all the representatives from "Invader Zim" have now been eliminated. Keswick also gets eliminated, thanks to Bulma using Anti-Timmy for vote tampering! With Ted Levine's appearance as Springtrap, this technically marks the ONLY season three appearance of Master Coelaceanth in ANY form! / Personal Notes: I'd just like to say thank you on behalf of the site, and hope I passed the audition! But seriously, the unexpected eliminations of Zim and Keswick were to show that in a show of THIS nature, you should EXPECT the unexpected! That's why THEY got the boot and nobody else did, in THIS episode! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! Edited October 25, 2015 by 4EverGreen I needed to fix some formatting issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted October 28, 2015 Author Share Posted October 28, 2015 (edited) I'm ready to get back to my normal episode submissions! So without further ado, it's time for another brand new, 'normal' episode of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" /General Barracuda is in the cock-pit and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, it was FRIGHT night for 35 contestants in Bangkok, Thailand, as we spent the night in a Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria! One by one, the contestants were getting captured by Springtrap, AKA, the Big Bad of the episode, who just ALSO happened to be the soul of one Master Coelaceanth, wanting to get revenge against Spongebob, Patrick, and ME!!!! But thanks to a certain genius named Keswick, he short-circuited the animatronics, and put an end to the challenge! Team Adversity, unable to prevent ANY member from getting captured, was the first team on the chopping block. Otto Rocket thought he would be gone for good, having only just apologized and made up to Suzie Carmichael for his past behavior, but Team S.R.R.R.C., for coming in second place, as a reward, decided to SPARE Otto, and eliminate Zim instead! Team S.R.R.R.C. themselves, were also on the chopping block, due to it being a double team elimination for one contestant on each team! The team TRIED to vote off Oonski OR Bulma, but Bulma had OTHER ideas! And by, 'Other ideas,' I mean, voting off Keswick, and using Anti-Timmy to do her dirty sabotaging work FOR her, so she wouldn't get hit with a penalty vote!"Sniz says: "Bulma sure knows how to use loopholes to her advantage, but will they help her out in the next challenge? The reason I ask, is because we're going to India! Home of karma, reincarnation, the Ganges River, the Taj Mahal, Delhi and New Delhi, and Calcutta! If this show's previous episodes are any indication, someone is BOUND to be hurt by karma BADLY before the day is out, and another contestant will be sent packing! And you know what? I have a GOOD feeling that it WON'T be someone from Team Adversity! See if I'm right on today's episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise! I wonder what the exchange rate for rupees currently is?" / "Karma, Chameleon!" / For the umpteenth time, Team Retro is once again in First Class. Tigress is looking around at her familiar surroundings, and is quite bored with them. Tigress says: "At this point, they might as well rename 'First Class' what it REALLY is; 'Retro Class!' We seem to be the only TEAM that wins it!" Captain Retro sarcastically says: "Oh, I'm SO sorry Sniz put YOU onto the team that HAPPENS to be dominating a bunch of challenges! Would you rather have been put on Team Doom and have been sent off early?" And Tigress looks at him strangely. Captain Retro asks: "What? I can be sarcastic when I WANT to be!" Tigress says: "Excuse me for not knowing that. But you know that's NOT what I'm implying! Team S.R.R.R.C. isn't a worthy enough challenge for us, and don't even get me STARTED on Team Adversity! They're small enough to be called 'Eight is Enough!' I mean, there were two team eliminations last time, and we STILL won!"Captain Retro says: "Just remember, this is no time to relax. In fact, this is all the more reason why we NEED to remain vigilant. We're very lucky that we're not facing the turmoil the other two teams have." Po says: "Tell us why that is. I mean, BESIDES for the obvious reasons." Captain Retro says: "Team Adversity's biggest problem has been, and continues to remain, with each other. So far, they've had to contend with jokers and malcontents on their team. But they were FINALLY able to get rid of Zim the other day! That was their last malcontent!" Suzie asks: "So Team Adversity is suddenly going to become a super awesome force of unstoppable abilities?" Captain Retro says: "No, I'm just saying they are BOUND to be more competent, so we can't let our guard down! And that's not even the biggest issue, Keswick was sent packing after the last challenge! By all logic, HE should still be here, and Oonski should've been gone!" Daggett asks: "What are you saying?" Captain Retro says: "Well, it's come to my attention that Oonski the Great is trying to...hide something from me. He KNOWS that he shouldn't still be here, and he might know why!" Marlene says: "Well, we DID ask for Keswick to try to take out Bulma. Obviously, THAT didn't work out! It's sort of good because we don't have to pay $15,000 MORE to him, but it's also bad because Bulma is STILL irritating!" Captain Retro says: "Yes, I actually DO think Bulma might be involved! The problem is, she's technically CLEAN!!!! SHE wasn't the one who altered the vote results for Team S.R.R.R.C. last time. She's clean, and she knows it!"Stimpy asks: "But does she KNOW who DID alter the votes to send Keswick off?" Captain Retro says: "That, I can't say for certain. I can't read Bulma's aura anymore than I already have. She's sealing her BIG secrets away from me! We'll have to figure this out the old fashioned way, good old fashioned deduction! We eliminate who isn't responsible. And whoever remains, however improbable, must be the culprit responsible!" Rocko says: "That sounds like a good idea, Captain!" Wally says: "And as Admiral Wally, his smartness, I can TOTALLY get on the case!" Captain Retro says: "I agree, but you shouldn't do it alone! Robot, Globitha?!" Robot gasps and asks: "You ASKED for me?!" Captain Retro says: "Of course! I'm going to need the two of you to help Wally out to investigate Team S.R.R.R.C., you can't be TOO careful around them!" Globitha says: "Don't worry! We are on her like a Rocket takes to SURFING!!!!" Reggie asks: "Are you making fun of me?" Globitha scoffs and says: "It's just a JOKE, Reggie; lighten up!" Robot says: "With the three of us working together, we'll blow this case wide open in NO time!!!!"(Confessional) Robot and Globitha are together. Robot says: "I've always wanted to do some investigative work. And best of all, I get to do it with Globitha!" Globitha says: "It will be SO romantic and interesting!" Robot says: "Well, at least it will be romantic!" / Captain Retro says: "I know a LOT about Bulma! I have seen every single uncut episode of Dragonball Z at least ONCE!!!! But having her around in person, has proven to be more than I ever could've bargained for. She's not as simple to figure out as I initially thought. There's more to her than brains and beauty, a LOT more! The way she behaves, it's almost like she's trying to compensate for something. I'm just SAYING!!!!" / Wally says: "I'm enjoying this season a lot. Mainly, because I get to shed this image of being a goofy Rocket Monkey, and show everyone that I can be a VERY good contestant in terms of show longevity, and relevance! This will be another instance of me proving my worth to my team!" (End Confessional) Meanwhile, in normal class, Team Adversity and Team S.R.R.R.C. seem almost resigned to the destination of normal class. Randolph sighs and says: "Well, here we are, yet again!" Dog says: "Yeah, but I'm still with you. And I KNOW, that we can get back in First class again! I mean, Zim is finally gone! Anything is possible!" Otto says: "I'm definitely starting to believe that. I honestly thought I was gone for GOOD last time! But seeing as how I'm still here, I must still have a purpose for which I'm needed for, something I need to prove."Phoebe is irritated, and she says: "If it had been up to ME, you WOULD have been gone last time! How DARE you try to use me to make Suzie jealous!! HONESTLY!! Is that how you try to solve ALL your problems?! I'm just glad that you didn't REALLY have an attraction to me!!!!" Otto says: "Look, I'm sorry about that! I just really have a difficult time apologizing to people. I'm not used to it, okay?! It isn't easy for me to admit I was wrong! But that jerky behavior is all in the past now, okay? I'm going to straighten up, and be a team player! Besides, you know what I think this team's BIGGEST problem has been?" Patrick asks: "What is that?" Otto says: "You guys KEEP targeting the WRONG contestant to vote off! Why else do you think our numbers have dwindled so low? If we had gotten rid of ZIM a lot sooner, we wouldn't BE in the situation that we are in now!" Spongebob asks: "Are you absolutely SURE of that?!" Otto admits: "Okay, no! I just think that we have a better SHOT at winning today's challenge! Our luck is going to get better! Things can only go UP for us!" Skipper says: "That might be the most optimistic thing you've said this season so far!" King Julien says: "Very observant observation! May I kiss you while you tell me how REGAL I am?" Skipper says: "I'll let you hug me!" King Julien says: "Deal!" And when King Julien gives Skipper a big hug, Skipper can't help but smile! (Confessional)Phoebe says: "I'm not sure whether to believe Otto or not. Given his track record, I would lean towards, 'No.' But, if he proves me wrong, and shows an honest effort toward being a better person, than maybe I can forgive him. Doesn't mean I have to FORGET what he tried to do! Arnold has told me to live and let live, but my personal motto is; forgive, but NEVER forget!" / Otto says: "Being spared the chopping block last time, was a REALLY big surprise to me! I didn't think I could stick around, that Team S.R.R.R.C. would see me as a threat! But apparently, their hatred of Zim was BIGGER than their fear of me! That will prove to be a BIG mistake for them, as I will dominate over them in this upcoming challenge!" / Skipper says: "Look, I am REALLY in love with King Julien right now, okay? I'm just so nervous about falling in love with him again! So many people, not just in the competition, got SUPER upset by it! So, you can understand my reluctance to just fall in love with him, again!" / King Julien says: "Skipper, my biggest reason for being in this game with you, is to prove how much my love for Skipper is genuine! I know very soon, we will be together! And NOBODY, better be upset by it! I AM the King!" / Patrick says: "I'll grant Otto one thing, and that is, things seem to be a LOT calmer without Zim around! Of course, EVERYTHING seems calmer without Zim around, but that should go without saying!" (End Confessional)Meanwhile, Team S.R.R.R.C. is still confused about what happened in the last challenge. Bulma however, is NOT in the discussion. Dudley says: "Okay, I am completely serious, who here tried to vote off Keswick, show of hands?!" And nobody raises their hand. Dudley says: "That's what I thought! Zarbon, do you have any idea as to WHY Keswick would take the drop of shame?!" Zarbon says: "Look, personally, I could care LESS about what happened to Keswick. But in terms of MY game plan, I would have kept him on longer. I wanted Oonski OFF!" Oonski shouts: "HEY!!!!" Zarbon says: "Hey! At least I don't keep my intended targets a secret like Bulma DOES!!!! She wouldn't even tell ME who she was going to vote for! Bulma has something to HIDE from me, not to mention all of YOU!!!" Buhdeuce says: "That makes sense, given how Bulma NEVER divulges anything to us, not even when we ask her NICELY!" Gonard says: "You would THINK that saying, 'pretty please with whipped cream and a cherry on top' would cinch it, but not for Bulma!" Taotie says: "Face the facts! You guys don't know ANYTHING about women!" Zarbon rolls his eyes, scoffs, and sarcastically asks: "So YOU do?!!! I'm the only one HERE who has an ACTUAL girlfriend, no offense, Gonard!" Gonard, uncertain, says: "None taken?" Taotie says: "I do SO know about women! I HAVE been married, remember?" Chameleon asks: "Can you SHOW us PROOF of this woman, sometime?!!! For all that you TALK about her, we have YET to learn her name!" Taotie says: "Are you DOUBTING me?!!!"Heffer says: "Well, your story DOES sound a little sketchy." Monster says: "Exactly! Either put up, or shut up!" Taotie says: "Fine! My wife was named Maggie May, she was a warthog, just like me. About the same height, same weight, AND the mother of Bing Zao! Here is her picture!" And Taotie produces a picture of a decidedly unpleasant looking, female warthog! Zarbon says: "Sheesh! She looks almost as UGLY as you do!" Taotie says: "Yeah, well, that's not why I left her." Heffer asks: "Why then?" Taotie says: "I can't STAND to hear the snoring!" Heffer says: "Fair enough!" Oonski asks: "Can we get back to the REAL topic here, PLEASE?!!! Zarbon just ADMITTED that he tried to vote me OFF!!!!" Gonard says: "It wasn't just him, a lot of us tried to vote you off! We were VERY surprised to see you still safe!" Monster says: "Honestly, it's like you're trying to HIDE something from us! Spill it!" Oonski admits: "Look, I don't KNOW why I'm still safe! But if you really must know, I...used to be in this relationship with a girl I knew about 18 years ago, when I was 24. Now that I'm 42, I'm just thinking. You know, I got really special with that girl. But...I left her because I didn't want to be tied down. I'm a Viking, and I just CRAVE adventure! I didn't want to get tied down with responsibilities! But, I sometimes wonder; suppose I had a child with her. He'd be about 18 now. And I can't help but think, I see a lot of myself in Daggett. I wonder if...no, I don't have a son. I would know! Wouldn't I?" (Confessional)Dudley says: "I don't like Keswick being gone. He was the genius in the T.U.F.F. alliance. Don't get me wrong, I feel very confidant about my own intelligence, and I feel confidant about the skills Chameleon has! I'm just nervous about Bulma! I just KNOW she is SOMEHOW, responsible for Keswick being gone! And if she can take out Keswick, what message does that send for the REST of us?! Until I know more, I'm going to lay low and not target Bulma for a while. I can't be too careful!" / Zarbon says: "Up until now, I thought and cared NOTHING about what Bulma wanted! What matters is what I want! But for her to outright ignore MY sound advice like THAT?!!! Telling me that she wouldn't VOTE off Oonski if he were the LAST target on Earth?!!! Look, I don't CARE if Keswick and some of those other LOSERS tried to vote you OFF! You just don't use Anti-Timmy to do your dirty work for you like THAT!! If Oonski costs us another challenge, it will be Bulma's fault, not MINE!!!!" / Gonard says: "You know, I'm officially OVER Bulma by this point! She is no longer attractive to MY way of thinking! It's no WONDER Yamcha broke up with HER!! Even an eternal LOSER deserves better than that!" / Taotie says: "Look, I'm not saying I married Maggie because I was desperate...okay, I was. But honestly, I could've done a LOT worse! I could've married Bulma!" / Oonski says: "The only thing WORSE than being a Viking who isn't successful in being a seafarer, is being a Viking who can't even sea fare! Anyone who wants to be a Viking, needs to be a Viking without obligations! So I've got to be single! It's that simple!"(End Confessional) Fondue asks: "Please, can I announce it just this once?" Sniz sighs and says: "Fine, tell them!" Fondue says: "All right! Relevance!" Fondue activates the intercom and says: "Attention contestants, we will be landing in the historic city of Calcutta India, known to locals as Kolkata India; heaven knows WHY! Anyways, we're going to be visiting the Taj Mahal, and the Ganges River! More details about this challenge will be revealed later!" Sniz sighs and says: "I'm sure that people in India would want EVERYONE to call it Kolkata! And they also call it the Ganga River!" General Barracuda says: "This is precisely WHY we don't let you do the announcements!" As the intercom turns off, Bulma walks in and asks: "Isn't it GREAT to be HERE, and NOT eliminated, like Keswick?!!! Just goes to show you how VALUABLE I am! And NOT a disposable TRAITOR like Keswick!!!!" Dudley says: "Drop the innocent/nice act! We KNOW you are responsible for Keswick's elimination SOMEHOW!!!! And when we prove it, you are going to GET it!!!!" Bulma sarcastically says: "I am SO scared...is what I WOULD say if ANY of you were an ACTUAL threat to me!!!! HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!" And Bulma walks away. Zarbon groans and says: "Even I have to admit, she is ASKING for it!" Gonard says: "At least you're on the same page we are!" Dudley says: "It's going to take some strange work of karma to keep Bulma around!" Chameleon says: "Do you think we can do a good job of working together today?"Buhdeuce says: "We should. Why wouldn't we?" Chameleon says: "I've done the research. The Taj Mahal isn't even anywhere NEAR Calcutta! It's in Agra, India. And the Ganges River is like 180 miles AWAY from Calcutta! I mean, it's simple GEOGRAPHY people!" Heffer says: "We'll, I guess we'll see as soon as we get to Calcutta, what it's all about." (Confessional) Zarbon says: "I would REALLY want to show Bulma what I think about her, is what I WOULD say if I weren't scared that Vegeta might come to beat me up! I almost lost my life! I don't want to LOSE my beauty!" / Chameleon says: "Back when I used to be alone all the time, and not have any friends, I needed to do something to pass the time, so I researched geography. Pretty good call, seeing as how we're going to India. It's going to come in handy, especially if we have to do a RACE challenge!" / Dudley says: "Whatever happens, all I want is for Chameleon to be safe. He's accumulated so much good karma, he DEFINITELY doesn't deserve to be eliminated now!" / Bulma says: "I know a lot of the contestants WANT to eliminate me! But they won't; especially NOT when I demonstrate how generous and altruistic I can be, when I volunteer to put myself on the line for ALL the challenges we will face today! I know how to avoid karma, you just got to give it what it wants, and then it leaves you around. Genius brains, that is why I'm going to WIN!!!!" (End Confessional)General Barracuda announces the intercom and says: "Attention contestants, we're making our final approach to Calcutta! When we land, you'll know why the Taj Mahal is now here, and why we have to go to the Ganges River! It will all make sense, soon enough!" Norbert says: "At last, we will get all our answers!" Daggett asks: "So, does that include finding out who my REAL father is?" Norbert says: "Who knows? Anything is possible!!!!" And the landing gear touches down! General Barracuda says: "All right; we're in India now. We're going to take a break before we start today's challenge. But be sure to come back, for today's episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise! Come back!" (Commercial Break) / I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now! Edited October 31, 2015 by 4EverGreen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted November 12, 2015 Author Share Posted November 12, 2015 (edited) It's time for the second part of my latest "Total Cartoon Global Cruise" episode; "Karma, Chameleon!" / After the commercials finish airing, the contestants all get out of the plane, but they are ALL surprised to see the Taj Mahal in Calcutta, India! Tigress says: "Honestly, I expected we would NOT see this!" Bulma says: "Yeah? What's the deal? Did someone make a wish on the Dragonballs to transport the Taj Mahal from Agra, India to HERE?!!!" Sniz says: "I wish! The fact of the matter is, the REAL Taj Mahal is currently under paint and construction renovation, nobody is allowed to mess with it. However, we managed to convince the Fairy Godparents to poof up a replica right here, in Calcutta, India. It works out just FINE for us, because it means one less stop for us today." Reggie says: "I'm all for convenience, so tell us what the Taj Mahal and the Ganges River have to do with today's challenge?" Sniz says: "Everything! Since you asked so nicely! Today is a VERY special challenge I like to call, White Weddings and Karma Chameleons!" Dudley says: "You must feel pretty special right about now, Chameleon! You have an episode named after you!" Chameleon says: "More like I was NAMED after the song! My parents were lame; they liked the song Karma Chameleon so much, they named me Chameleon AFTER that song!" Kaput says: "Tough luck for you!" Buhdeuce asks: "And just WHY are you named Kaput?!" Kaput says: "Because I make civilizations go KAPUT for your sole information! I happen to be an expert in galactic dominating!" Zarbon shouts: "Are you NUTS?!!! Because if you're a galactic conqueror, than I'm a cow like Heffer!!!!" Heffer moans and shouts: "I'm a STEER!!!! Why is it that everybody gets that WRONG?!!! I don't HAVE udders!" Rocko says: "Though you were somehow milked once when we visited my uncles ranch." Heffer blushes and says: "Yeah, that was a HOOT!" Globitha gasps and says: "Did you say WEDDINGS?!!!" (Confessional) Globitha says: "O.M.G.!!!! It has ALWAYS been my dream to have a white wedding at the Taj Mahal! Granted, I'd like it to be the real one, but a replica will work just as well! I even wrote my own vows to take with Robot Default! It wasn't easy to translate into binary code, but I did it! Of course, I also wrote it out in Klingon and Vulcan, depending on which race Robot identifies more with!" / Chameleon says: "Since I don't have a special name like Dudley, I've always been counted on to make something special of myself. The trouble is, I was never given any direction in my life. I think that's probably why I turned thievery and villainy at first. It might have been negative, but at least it got me recognition! But ever since Dudley has shown that I can get love and attention without being a villain, it's gotten so that I don't even miss the bad guy lifestyle anymore! Still, I don't think it automatically equals a good sign that this episode might possibly be NAMED after me! After all, more competent contestants have been taken out by thinking their luck was FAR better than it actually was! Therefore, I'm going to try to keep my head low and my mouth shut if I possibly can." / Rocko says: "Because Heffer is a bovine, there are many who call Heffer a 'cow,' by mistake. But it's not a good idea to make fun of cows in India. People in this country view cows as sacred. Zarbon is in DANGEROUS territory!" / Zarbon rolls his eyes and says: "Come ON!!!! How was I supposed to know Heffer would get offended if I accidentally called him a COW? I'm not a MIND reader, you know! If I was, I wouldn't need to depend on the brains of one Bulma Briefs to get me through this game!" / Robot says: "Are some of us actually going to HAVE to get married?! Here come the THOUSANDS of complaints from angry fans demanding to have me, but it looks like Globitha is going to beat them to it!" (End Confessional) King Julien asks: "Are Skipper and I going to get married for real?!" General Barracuda comes running up and says: "NO! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and NO!!!! I'd kill myself and leave you all stranded here before I'd allow THAT to happen!" Sniz looks at General Barracuda and asks: "You're serious, aren't you?" General Barracuda says: "Have I ever NOT been?!" (Confessional) Sniz sighs and says: "Story of my life. I come up with a GOOD idea, and right off the bat, I get thousands of complaints from people for even THINKING about it! So much for the extraordinary ratings!" / General Barracuda says: "Someone had to step up and put their foot down! And since nobody else was going to do it, I did! Someone has to keep a steady plane, and I'm the only one qualified for the job!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Sorry, King Julien, but because SOMEBODY named 'HORATIO' doesn't LIKE that idea; I'm afraid you and Skipper don't get to live happily ever after! You can THANK 'Horatio' for that!" General Barracuda asks: "Why do you got to say my name all snarky like that?" Sniz says: "So people will know WHERE to place the blame for all this! Besides, I happen to have a Plan B to bring in the ratings for this little challenge!!" And Team Retro looks at each other worriedly! (Confessional) Stimpy asks: "Did Sniz just say he had a Plan B?!" / Reggie shudders and says: "We are going to be in such BIG, huge TROUBLE!!!!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Back by ultra-popular demand, having her hair wished away, burned away, breaking every bone in her body, and even being BANISHED from the competition couldn't stop her, the one and only, Angelica Pickles!!!!" And Otto and Suzie SCREAM in horror when they see a FULLY restored Angelica Pickles with her hair all grown back in! Angelica Pickles smirks and says a few simple words. "Suzie, you are GOING to be DEAD!!!! Otto, I will publicly HUMILIATE you for dumping ME on national TV!!!!" Marlene asks: "How is SHE possibly back here?!!! She got BANNED!!!! Or did you have your personal lawyer JONATHAN bend the rules just for YOU again?!!!" In a surprise, Angelica laughs loudly and says: "Bigger, MUCH bigger!!!! I'm in league with the most POWERFUL Nickelodeon villain EVER, and his NAME is Dai Shi!!!!" Confused, Tigress asks: "Who's Dai Shi?" Captain Retro says: "The big bad of Power Rangers Jungle Fury. He possessed Jarrod and came very close to decimating the Earth in his selfish pursuit for power to get what he wanted! Trouble is, Dai Shi should be dead!" Angelica says: "Should be, but ISN'T! Thanks to the magic of Master Vile, he resurrected Dai Shi before SOMEBODY skewered Master Vile!" Dog correcting, says: "Two somebodies, I did do the steering, but Larry provided the muscle that helped propel the ship that took Master Vile down." Phoebe asks: "What's your STUPID plan that's inevitably going to fail like it ALWAYS does, going to be THIS time, Angelica?!!!" Angelica gets a VERY evil look and says: "That's the beauty of it! I've got the most PERFECT plan in the HISTORY of plans! I call it the, 'I get to stay and play or Dai Shi will destroy Bombay plan!!!!" Monster says: "They call it Mumbai now, get with the program!" Buhdeuce says: "Besides, we're in Calcutta, which isn't anywhere NEAR Bombay!!" Angelica screams: "IRRELEVANT!!!! I know how much goodie two shoes you guys happen to be, and if you don't want a BILLION innocent LIVES destroyed by Dai Shi, then I get to STAY, PLAY, and WIN!!!!" Otto disgustedly says: "You're DESPICABLE!!!!" Angelica smirks and says: "Thank you! But youve seen NOTHING yet!!!! Wait until you hear which TEAM I'm on!!!!" Suzie prays and says: "Don't say Team Retro, DON'T say Team Retro!!!!" Angelica says: "Team Sniz Is Really, Really, Really, Cool!!!!" Suzie takes a deep breath of relief and says: "WHEW!!!!" Taotie says: "And why does the malcontent get to join us?" Angelica answers: "Part of my contract rules, and I get to partner with WHOEVER I want, and I will GET ZARBON!!!!!!!!" Zarbon shouts: "WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!" Angelica pulls Zarbon to her and says: "You're the only guy in the entire universe who is prettier and more devious than me! You join forces with me, and together we can even overthrow Freeza!" Zarbon hollowly says: "You have no idea, NO idea how powerful Freeza can be!" Angelica scoffs and says: "If he's anything like General Barracuda or Master Coelaceanth, than I can take him!" Zarbon shakes his head and says: "No you can't. It is a BAD idea to think so highly of yourself, when you have no right to." Angelica says: "If he thinks he's so special, than why did he send YOU to do his dirty work for HIM?!!! He CANNOT be that scary!" Zarbon scoffs and says: "Believe what you want to believe. But I don't have to justify Freeza's strength to ANYBODY, least of all to YOU!!!!" Sniz says: "As for the rest of you, each team will have to get an amount of already determined number of couples across the Ganges River!" Dudley asks: "We're going to have to cross the Ganges River?" Sniz says: "Correct! But first, the couples will be paired off! One contestant, using a megaphone, will shout out the directions to the other one to get through a wedding maze, to find a wedding dress." Robot asks: "Why will one contestant need to shout?" Sniz says: "Because the other person will be blindfolded! And removing your blindfold results in AUTOMATIC elimination, Angelica!!!!" Angelica just growls angrily in response!!!! Only the couples who get their wedding dress will get to cross the Ganges! And teams, you're going to want to have as many couples as possible. Because whichever team successfully gets the most couples across the Ganges, wins the challenge for your team! The team that gets the least amount of couples across the Ganges, will face a DOUBLE elimination for their team! And Team I am Really, Really, Really, Cool; do think carefully if you DO have to vote two somebodies off! Do you REALLY want to have blood on your hands in case Angelica ISN'T bluffing about her boast?" (Confessional) Zarbon says: "Angelica has no right to take me when she doesn't even care a THING about me! She's just using me in order to get back at Otto! That's all this is about! I could care LESS about her vendetta! She nearly DESTROYED Team Retro! I'm NOT going to let her do the same thing to ME!!!!" / Angelica smirks and says: "Otto and Suzie, welcome to the corner of PAY and BACK!!!!!!!!!!!" / Suzie says: "On the one hand, thank the Hindu GODS that Angelica is NOT on Team Retro again! On the other hand, this is NOT going to be good for Otto's anger problems! He must be FURIOUS that Angelica is trying to cuddle up to ZARBON! Heaven knows WHY!!!!" / Otto says: "Oh, Angelica is GOOD, alright! But she's WAY out of her league if she's going to try to win Zarbon over! I don't think anybody can really win Zarbon over, not even BULMA!!!! And she's tried harder than anybody! Angelica is going to be in for a world of hurt she can't POSSIBLY imagine if she's not careful!!!!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "And before I forget, there's this!" (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Angelica screams: "You're STILL doing this?!!! I thought you would've cut this OUT by now!" Sniz says: "Not a chance! We SAID this season was going to feature at least ONE song in every episode, and it's going to, because it's MY show, and if you DON'T sing, Angelica, you're OUT! Dai Shi, or NO Dai Shi!" Angelica mutters to herself: "I should've agreed to PAY Jonathan's fees so that I wouldn't have to sing, but NO!!!!" Genre: Punk. Sub-Genre: Billy Idol. Song: "White Wedding." Sung by: Cast! / Otto Rocket: "Hey, little sister, what have you done?" Angelica: "Hey, little sister, who's the only one?" Taotie: "Hey, little sister, who's your Superman?" Kaput: "Hey, little sister, who's the one you want?" Oonski: "Hey, little sister, shotgun!" Rocko: "It's a nice day to start again." Reggie: "It's a nice day for a white wedding!" Angelica: "It's a nice day to start again!" Monster: "Hey, little sister, who is it you're with?" Team Retro: "Ooh, ooh, ooh." Tigress: "Hey, little sister, what's your vice or wish?" Sniz and General Barracuda: "Ooh, ooh, ooh." Sanjay: "Hey, little sister, shotgun, oh yeah." Captain Retro: "Hey, little sister, who's your Superman?" Marlene: "Hey, little sister, shotgun!" Robot: "It's a nice day to start again." Globitha: "It's a nice day for a white wedding." Monster: "It's a nice day to start again, ow!" (Guitar Solo) Patrick: "Pick it up!" Spongebob: "Take me back home, yeah!" Buhdeuce: "Hey, little sister, what have you done?" Team Adversity: "Ooh, ooh, ooh." Phoebe: "Hey, little sister, who's the only one?" Stimpy: "Only, only, only one." Angelica: "I've been away for so long." Heffer: "So long." Zarbon: "I've been away for so long." Gonard: "So long." Wally: "I let you go for so long." Dog: "It's a nice day to start again." Randolph: "Come on, it's a nice day for a white wedding!" General Barracuda: "It's a nice day to start again, ow!" Otto: "There is nothing fair in this world, baby." Zarbon: "There is nothing safe in this world." Rocko: "And there's nothing sure in this world." Taotie: "And there's nothing pure in this world." Bulma: "Look for something left in this world!" General Barracuda: "Start again!" Skipper: "Come on, it's a nice day for a white wedding, wow!" King Julien: "It's a nice day to start again! It's a nice day to start again! It's a nice day to start again!" / And the epic song ends. Sniz says: "The obstacle course for the couples to get their wedding dresses will take place in the Taj Mahal. Here's who the partners will be, as follows. For Team Adversity, Dog and Randolph; Skipper and Julien, Patrick and Phoebe, and Spongebob?" Spongebob asks: "Yes." Sniz says: "Before I forget, I have a belated award for Otto Rocket. Since he so selflessly sacrificed himself to save Suzie in the last challenge, Otto gets Suzie as a partner! Which means that YOU, Spongebob, get transferred back to Team Retro!" Spongebob and Suzie both say: "YES!!!!" Angelica screams: "WHAT?!!!" (Confessional) Angelica says: "I know what Sniz is trying to do; he's trying to trick me into getting angry enough so that I start hitting people, rack up the penalty votes, and get myself eliminated! The trouble is, his plan has a good chance of WORKING!!!!" / Spongebob says: "Awesome! I'm back on my own team! Who says that miracles don't happen?!"/ Suzie says: "I know it's wrong, but I hope I get to keep a copy of today's show, just to see the completely PRICELESS expression on Angelica's face when she found out I got to be with Otto!" / Otto says: "After every single thing that Angelica has tried to put me and Suzie through, she deserves THIS kind of karmic punishment for all the nasty things that she's ever said, done, or thought about doing!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Team I am absolutely and completely cool, your partners are Angelica and Zarbon, Bulma and Gonard, Dudley and Chameleon, and Taotie and Kaput!!!!" Taotie asks: "Excuse me?!!!" Sniz says: "Don't worry! KAPUT is the one who has to wear the dress!" Kaput angrily says: "But I HATE wearing dresses! And also cute things, but I do NOT wear dresses!" Sniz says: "You can drop out of the challenge if you WANT to, but it might cost your team the win, and then they might hate/eliminate you!" Kaput groans and asks: "Got anything in a Versaci?" Sniz says: "Beats me. And Team Retro, your couples are Captain Retro and Marlene, Po and Tigress, Rocko and Reggie, Robot and Globitha, Norbert and Daggett!" Buhdeuce says: "But Team Retro has 14 contestants! How come only ten of them have to participate in the challenge?!" Sniz says: "Did I ever say they weren't going to?! The others will still have to cross the river, they just won't be participating in the wedding dress challenge. Same goes for the three Team S.R.R.R.C. contestants who aren't competing." Buhdeuce says: "Okay, I was just checking!" / Marlene says: "This is going to be such an exciting day!" Captain Retro says: "I know what you mean! To think that by taking matters into my own hands, it would lead here! I can't believe we're going to get hooked up!" Globitha says: "I'm really excited! Do you want to know why? With Ogo's help, I applied to be an official justice of the peace over the Internet, and unlike King Julien, I have the certificate of acceptance to prove it! I want to get hitched to Robot!" Marlene says: "Uh-huh, and how does Robot feel about this?" Globitha says: "Come on! Robot likes me!" Wally says: "Yes, but does he like you enough to want to be married to you?" Globitha says: "I think he does. I mean, it's not like I invade his personal space whenever he wants some alone time! I'm respectful of what he wants!" Stimpy says: "Just make sure you let him know that, before you try to say 'I do.'" Globitha says: "Will do!" (Confessional) Stimpy says: "Globitha kind of reminds me of Lil, because, the way Lil is crazy for me, is the same way Globitha is crazy for Robot. The thing is, Robot doesn't have the same level of confidence that I do. Robot isn't used to having things go his way. I just want to make sure that Globitha is getting married to Robot for all the right reasons, and not the wrong ones." / Captain Retro says: "I've had to put up with a lot of heckling, but I'm soon going to put it to rest. It won't be too long before Marlene and I become a singular item. And no matter how much ANYBODY complains about it, they won't be able to do a single thing to change our minds! I'm not doing this show to make anybody else happy, or play the way they want me to. And because I'm not doing it for anybody else, I'm going to do this thing for me! Because when it comes right down to it, sometimes you just got to do things your own way." / Marlene says: "The wedding dresses are SO beautiful! I mean, satin green with rubies on them?! The women in India know how to dress for weddings! I know Captain Retro has had to put up with a lot by being with me, I've suffered to. But no amount of heckling is going to make me change my mind. I've worked too hard to make my dreams of happiness come true, and I'm not going to throw them away now! My dreams are about to come to fruition, and nothing is going to stop them!" / Globitha says: "The course of love never runs smooth, but it definitely runs deep! And my love for Robot runs undeniably deep! He's just GOT to feel the same way about me! Right?" / Robot says: "I'm not sure if I'm ready for such a long term commitment. Sure, it would impress my family, but I'm not sure I want to give up my freedom just yet. I guess I'll just have to wait and see how well Globitha does in this challenge." (End Confessional) The selected contestants, who have to get wedding dresses, are all blindfolded, and their partners holding megaphones ready to shout out directions! Sniz says: "The obstacle course awaits those of you who have been brave enough to be blindfolded! Only the contestants who get their wedding dresses before time runs out will get to proceed to the next part of the challenge. And while most of the obstacles are wedding party oriented, there are a few...OTHER surprises as well, just to keep you on your toes!" Marlene sarcastically says: "I can HARDLY wait!" Sniz says: "And...GO!!!!" Randolph, Julien, Phoebe, Suzie, Angelica, Bulma, Chameleon, Kaput, Marlene, Tigress, Reggie, Globitha, and Daggett begin wandering through the obstacle course, completely blindfolded and relying on the instructions of their partners! Otto shouts: "Duck the pinata! Swerve left from the bat! Jump over the beach ball! Bend under the limbo bar!" And Suzie manages to follow all of Otto's instructions to the letter. Zarbon however, feels no obligation to give Angelica any ACTUAL help, and has a sly look on his face. Zarbon shouts: "Jump up into the air! (BIFF!!!!) Swerve right! (WHACK!!!!) Walk straight ahead! (TRIP!!!!) Keep your head held up high!!!!" (KLONK!!!!) Angelica finally gets fed up and screams: "What are you TRYING to do?!!! Get me SENT to the hospital and OUT of the competition?!!! Do you not CARE about the MILLIONS of LIVES Dai Shi will DESTROY if I'm eliminated?!!!" Zarbon rolls his eyes and shouts: "PLEASE!!!! Do you honestly TAKE me for a guy who CARES?!!! Under Freeza's orders, I've had to watch the slaughtering of THOUSANDS of millions of innocent lives! You're going to have to do a LOT better than mere millions in order to make ME worry!" (Confessional) Angelica says: "I cannot BELIEVE Zarbon!!!! Who is willing to gamble with the lives of millions?! I'm amazed by Zarbon's total callousness! But if he THINKS that he will get me eliminated, he is SO wrong!!!! I've gone through FAR too much to get myself sent home!!!! I am going to WIN this season even if it really DOES kill somebody!!!!" / Zarbon says: "Don't get me wrong, I would LOVE it if my team had first class immunity! But when it comes right down to it, I HATE Angelica more than I NEED safety! So any chance I get to make her life miserable, I'm going to take it! Plus, it PROVES that I'm faithful to my girlfriend!" (End Confessional) In contrast to all the shouting going on, Robot doesn't even bother to use the megaphone to help out Globitha. Robot merely mutters: "Duck. Turn left, jump, continue walking because you're short." Globitha shouts: "You're going to have to speak up, Robot! I can't HEAR you!" (Confessional) Robot says: "This whole love relationship thing is SO confusing to my circuitry. My logic board dictates that any one contestant who pursues a love interest during a season of competition, often doesn't make it all the way to the Final Three at the end of the season. Sure, some who HAVE been in relationships have made it there, but there were many MORE contestants who didn't! And honestly, I'm not really sure if I want to win the money, or the girl more. If Globitha can still win even WITHOUT my help, I would be truly amazed!" (End Confessional) While most contestants are pretty competent about their direction getting, Gonard is confused and flustered, knowing about Bulma's high standards." Gonard shouts: "Okay. Walk, walk, walk, jump! Now, turn right!" (SPLAT!!!!) And Bulma walks right into a gigantic wedding cake! Gonard shouts: "Sorry! I meant MY right!" Bulma shouts: "What was THAT?!!! Don't you even KNOW basic DIRECTIONS?!!!" Gonard asks: "What's the big deal? It's just cake!" Bulma sarcastically retorts: "Oh. 'Just cake? JUST CAKE?!!!' I GAINED ten OUNCES just by TOUCHING it!!!!" Then Bulma actually SMELLS the cake, and she says: "Wait! Is that Raspberry Vanilla?! With a hint of mint and LEMON?!!!" And Bulma excitedly dives into the cake and begins eating it! (Confessional) Bulma is eating some of the wedding cake off of a plate and says: "Sweet, wonderful, glorious CAKE!!!! Where have you BEEN all my life?!!!" / Wally says: "While I may not be able to help my other team-mates win this challenge, I can still use this time to find out the truth about Oonski!" (End Confessional) Wally goes up to Oonski, and Wally casually says: "You know, I've been thinking about the eventual team merge. You know it's gonna happen sooner or later." Oonski asks: "Well, what about it?" Wally says: "I was just thinking it might be helpful if we learned more about each other sooner, rather than later, in case we make an alliance together. For instance, my brother Gus, has always been insanely jealous of the fact that I have consistently gotten higher scores at the Rocket hero program than HE did! I also found out that in space, no one can hear you take a shower!" Oonski says: "Interesting. You know what? My real name isn't Oonski the Great; it's Oonski Doofuski! It got changed at customs! And you know what the really FUNNY part is? One time, I was in love with this girl, and she said if WE ever had a child, she'd GIVE child my original last name as his MIDDLE name! Like THAT would ever happen!" And Wally gasps at this revelation! Wally asks: "Any idea why Bulma is keeping you?" Oonski says: "Probably because I'm strong! Bulma seems to have a fondness for tough guys who do WHATEVER she wants! I may not like her loud mouth, but her genius brain ALMOST cancels it out!" Wally says: "Well, thank you for sharing that with me. I'll keep it in mind for future reference!" Oonski says: "Yeah, you do that!" (Confessional) Wally asks: "Is Daggett Doofus Beaver the biological child of Oonski?! It sure would explain a lot! Daggett and Norber DESERVE to know the truth about this!" (End Confessional) Taotie looks away from the wedding course, and turns to Oonski. Taotie asks: "Were you just fraternizing with the enemy?" Oonski says: "An enemy is just a lackey who hasn't gotten to know how awesome I am. Besides, we won't be enemies forever, we will merge someday!" Taotie says: "Well, until that day COMES, I want YOU to keep your eyes open and your mouth SHUT!!!!" Oonski defiantly says: "I don't think you tell ME what to do! Besides, I think you should keep your eyes open on the COURSE!!!!" Taotie quickly looks back, and sees Kaput walking through an open collection of potholes in the course! Taotie shouts: "Watch out! You're walking through a bonanza of holes!" Kaput stops and asks: "Holes? What kind of holes?" Taotie says: "Judging by the dimensions, mole holes!" Kaput shouts: "MOLES?!!! I'm allergic to MOLES!!!!" And almost right then, moles quickly emerge out of their holes, and start swarming all over Kaput, causing him to swell up to about five times his size. During the onslaught, the blindfolded contestants start crossing over the finish line. Tigress, Marlene, Randolph, Julien, Phoebe, Suzie, Reggie, Bulma, Chameleon, Daggett, and even Angelica cross over the finish line! Sniz says: "General Barracuda, I don't think Kaput is in any shape to continue this challenge, please have him checked out with Fondue, like, right NOW!!!!" General Barracuda rolls his eyes and says: "Fine, whatever! I just better get paid extra for this!" And General Barracuda knocks all the moles off of Kaput, and the General picks the bloated Kaput up. General Barracuda sighs at how heavy Kaput is. General Barracuda says: "The things I do to earn a paycheck." And General Barracuda takes Kaput away. Sniz says: "Well, I guess that's everyone who's gonna get--." And in the fastest of instances, before anyone can even blink, Globitha ZOOMS from where she is, to her wedding DRESS!!!! And Sniz gasps and shocked, says: "Hitched?" And Robot gasps in SHOCK!!!! (Confessional) Robot, bewildered, asks: "WHAT?!!! Does she, like, have some CREEPY wedding dress RADAR installed in her BODY?!!!" / Globitha says: "I KNEW getting that CREEPY wedding dress radar installed in my body was a GOOD idea! Thank YOU, Ogo!!!!" Sniz says: "I guess that means all the couples will get to cross." Taotie says: "But Kaput didn't cross!" Sniz says: "True. So, you'll be paired up with Oonski instead!" Oonski sarcastically says: "That's freaking fantastic!!!!" Taotie asks: "How do you think I feel about it?!!!" Sniz says: "We gotta take a break. But when we come back, we'll be at the Ganges River, and the couples will be ready to cross the threshold, so to speak, on Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" (Commercial Break) / I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now! Edited December 7, 2015 by 4EverGreen Finishing this part of my episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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4EverGreen Posted December 10, 2015 Author Share Posted December 10, 2015 (edited) I tried to contain my latest episode idea to two posts, but my second post was getting too long for its own good, so I had to make this episode idea into three posts. So, here's the third and final part of my latest episode idea, "Karma Chameleon." / After the commercials finish airing, the 'wedding' couples as well as the other contestants, are standing in front of the Ganges River. Po says: "The Ganges River sure is wider than I thought it would be!" Tigress says: "And a whole lot wetter! Try not to drop me when we cross it!" Po rolls his eyes and asks: "Would I ever do that, on PURPOSE?!!!" Captain Retro says: "I could've told you THAT!!!!" Taotie asks: "Is Kaput well enough to do this challenge?" Sniz says: "Until the swelling from his allergic reaction to that mole onslaught goes down, he's in no condition to do any challenge! Thankfully, Oonski will get to carry you across the Ganges, meaning YOU get to wear the dress!" Taotie shouts: "WHAT?!!! Why ME?!!!" Oonski says: "Obviously, because the dress won't FIT me! I'm way too big!" Taotie grabs the dress, puts it on, and Taotie sarcastically says: "Lucky me! Just be thankful that my WANTING to win up to $44.44 million outweighs the sense of humiliation that I'm feeling right now!" Daggett says: "I feel completely ridiculous in this wedding dress getup! Why can't Treeflower do this?!" Norbert asks: "In HER condition? She's seven months pregnant, remember?!" Daggett rolls his eyes and sarcastically says: "Forgive ME for not having a steel trap memory like YOU do!!!!" Oonski glances at Daggett, and his eyes turn into pink hearts! Oonski exclaims: "No WAY!!!! Is it YOU?!" Daggett asks: "Me, who?" Oonski drops Taotie, and zooms over to Daggett! Taotie shakes his head in bewilderment, and wonders what just happened. (Confessional) Taotie says: "Okay; I'm no expert, but in all wedding ceremonies, not counting ones by Mormons and people living in Arabic countries, each husband only gets ONE mate to marry; just ONE!! What could HE possibly see in Daggett?!" / Oonski says: "Why didn't I ever notice it BEFORE?! The girl I left 18 years ago, has been IN the competition this whole time, and she STILL looks amazing! I HAD to talk to her!" / Daggett says: "Oonski, interested in me? Things are starting to get PRETTY confusing!" (End Confessional) Oonski lovingly says: "Baby, I know it's been almost two decades, but let's focus on the good times we've had together. All the romantic cruises I've taken you on, the raids you watched me take on the holes of Montezuma and the shores of Tripoli, that little get away in Bora Bora. You KNOW you still love me?" Daggett confused, asks: "Love you? I don't even really know you!" Oonski says: "Don't BE like that! I know I left you a long time ago, but we can start over as if nothing ever happened! Come on! Tell me how you HONESTLY feel about me!" Daggett says: "I feel you're barking up the wrong tree. I already HAVE a significant other!" Oonski asks: "But is he BIG and strong like me?" Norbert says: "Actually, yes. And he's NOT being all WEIRD like you!" Oonski asks: "How am I being WEIRD?! I'm trying to catch up with my girl! I haven't seen her in about 18 years!" Daggett says: "Okay, now I KNOW you're crazy! I'm ONLY 18 years old! How could YOU love me?!" Wally loudly says: "Captain Retro, I've figured out what Oonski is hiding! He's Daggett Doofus Beaver's biological father!!!!" Oonski leans in and almost KISSES Daggett, but Oonski screeches to a stop and yells: "WHAT?!!!" (Confessional) Oonski is stunned and says: "I have a SON?!!!" / Daggett asks: "That viking is my biological father?!!! Well, it would explain that fascination I had with viking ships that I had when I was six." / Norbert shakes his head and says: "Oonski, you have some SERIOUS issues, and you are SO dead with your team!" (End Confessional) Oonski stammers and says: "B-b-but I...didn't know, I HAD a son!!!!" Norbert says: "How could you NOT know?!!! Even I knew Daggett wasn't my biological brother! His mother, my step-mother, used to talk about her old Viking boyfriend tons of times, and how you walked out on her when she started talking about the possibility of having a child! How could you just ABANDON a lady like that?!" Oonski protests: "So it's MY fault?! I'm NOT a mind reader! How was I supposed to know my girlfriend was expecting?! I thought she was KIDDING!!" Norbert says: "Who kids about having a child?! And F.Y.I., don't answer that! You may have sailed the seven seas, but you know NOTHING about having a close connection to a family! I've been more loyal to Daggett the past 18 years, than you've been to anyone...EVER!! How DARE you call yourself Oonski the Great!!!!" Wally says: "Actually, his real name is Oonski Doofuski!" Daggett says: "Well, that explains MY middle name!" Oonski asks: "Why wasn't I EVER told about this?!" Norbert says: "You VANISHED to Pondgea 18 years ago!" Oonski says: "I wrote BACK!" Norbert says: "Yeah! TEN years later! By then, Daggett was a decade old, and your girlfriend MARRIED!" Oonski says: "So it's all MY fault is it?! I'm the bad guy?!" Buhdeuce says: "Newsflash, you kind of are!" Taotie shakes his head and says: "Dude, even I'm better at breaking up with significant others! I actually TOLD Maggie I was leaving, to her face! Sure, she dumped lemonade on my head, but at least I wasn't a coward! If we lose this challenge, you are a GONER!" Bulma says: "And you're NOT going to be saved a second time!" And Oonski gulps in nervousness! (Confessional) Oonski groans and says: "I am HORRIBLE at reading people! I don't pick up on subtle hints and I TOTALLY misconstrue facts for opinions, and sometimes, vice-versa! And to think, this is all because I chose freedom over love. I never thought shirking responsibility would lead to this! I suddenly feel as if this whole karma thing, is finally about to catch up with me!" / Bulma says: "What a DELIGHTFUL development this is! I'm no longer karma's number one target! I just need to convince Zarbon and the others to vote with me, and we'll take out TWO detriments to our team this time! The Viking, and the saboteur! It's completely fool-proof!" / Norbert says: "So, Daggett's I.Q., or rather, lack thereof, isn't completely his fault. He had Oonski for a biological father! But sometimes, blood isn't thicker than water. Love is more than D.N.A., love is time and tenderness; two things of which Oonski has NEVER given to Daggett! If Oonski's team loses, I hope HE'S one of the two boots!" (End Confessional) General Barracuda says: "You know what? I've changed my mind. LET King Julien and Skipper get actually married! I rather see THOSE two be married than hear anymore about Oonski's relationship to Daggett!" Sniz smiles and says: "I knew you'd see it my way! As for the teams, it's time to finish today's challenge! In order to win, all gentlemen will have to carry their significant other across the river WITHOUT falling into the river! To avoid getting wet, you will have to jump on the logs and small rocks that will be floating across the river! You will also have to avoid the crocodiles who will try to snap you up, and the frogs who will try to knock you off! The team that gets the most couples across the Ganges River, will win today's challenge! Of course, if all the couples from a team make it across, that team is automatically safe! So good luck to ALL of you!!" Angelica angrily looks at Zarbon, and Angelica says: "Don't you DARE try to get me hurt THIS time!!!!" Zarbon rolls his eyes and says: "Like I'm going to promise that! Your threats don't SCARE me, and there is NOTHING you could POSSIBLY say to scare me!!!!" Angelica looks at Zarbon and asks: "Oh really?! Because thanks to Dai Shi, I've got VEGETA on speed dial!!!! I just press the number and I can have Vegeta DESTROY you!!!! Does THAT scare you?!!!" Zarbon gulps and says: "You're BLUFFING!!!!" Angelica says: "Maybe I am, maybe I'm not! You really can't tell with ME, can you? But do you REALLY want to take THAT risk that I'm NOT bluffing?!!!" Zarbon groans and says: "Fine! I'll carry you across the stupid river!" Angelica smirks and says: "I knew you'd see it MY way!!!! You SEE OTTO?!!! ZARBON ONLY LOVES ME!!!!!!!!" And Zarbon groans in anger!!!! (Confessional) Zarbon angrily says: "Mark my words!!!! If/or WHEN we lose, I will make sure Bulma TAKES Angelica out of the competition ONCE and for all! Nobody THREATENS me, especially not some BRATTY little girl who thinks shes more important than FREEZA!!!! She will FEEL my wrath, and SHE will PAY, and SUFFER!!!!" / Angelica says: "Everyone has a weakness, all you got to do is find it and exploit it, and then bend them to your will! Zarbon is a narcissist, of course he's going to protect his beauty! And I know that as long as I can keep him wrapped around my little fingers, he is BOUND to see what a great BENEFIT I can BE to his plans!" / Bulma says: "I saw how Zarbon was looking at Angelica! Trust me, under normal circumstances, I would TOTALLY use Anti-Timmy to send every single VOTE Angelica's way! Unfortunately, that's too risky after having just gotten rid of Keswick that way. Besides, if I know Angelica the way I think I do, I don't NEED to take her out right now. I can take her out anytime I want. She's bound to destroy her OWN game sooner or later, and when she does, she is GONE!!!!" (End Confessional) Dudley looks at Chameleon and asks: "Are you ready for this challenge?" Chameleon shakes nervously and says: "Actually, I'd like to carry YOU across the river, if that's all right!" Dudley asks: "Why?" Chameleon says: "Well, you've helped me out so much throughout this competition. I owe it to repay your kindness. I feel like I NEED to do this!" Dudley says: "No problem, Chameleon!" Chameleon happily says: "Thank you! I won't let you down! Literally, I won't let you down!" Stimpy asks: "Robot, you think you will be able to carry Globitha across all right?" Globitha excitedly says: "Of course he will! In his second grade marathon racing and carrying heavy objects gym period annual race; Robot Default WON the coveted PARTICIPATION award!" Sniz says: "The things you know because of Ogo frighten ALL of us! No really, they do!" And all the contestants get ready to cross. Rocko asks: "Are you ready for this, Reggie?" Reggie excitedly says: "You know I am!!!!" Sniz says: "On your mark, get SET..." Katie runs out and says: "BOOM-BOOM!!!!" And she FIRES a Viking cannon!!!! General Barracuda asks: "Was THAT really necessary?! She isn't even REQUIRED to say or BE featured in these episodes!" Sniz says: "Well, that's my girlfriend for you. She's used to making decisions for herself! And...GO!!!!" The contestants start crossing the river, but they immediately hear Fondue playing a certain TUNE on his portable CD player! Sniz says: "What are you doing?!" Fondue says: "I'd thought I'd play this, to make the episode more exciting!" Sniz says: "Is that tune the one I THINK it is?!" Fondue says: "Why, yes it is!" Sniz says: "I KNEW there was a reason I let you be on THIS season! Play it, and see if throws ANYBODY off their game!" Genre: New Wave. Sub-Genre: Culture Club. Song: "Karma Chameleon!" Sung by: Cast! / Captain Retro: "There's a loving in your eyes all the way." Oonski: "If I listen to their lies, would they say I'm a man without conviction?" Zarbon: "I'm a man who doesn't know how to sell a contradiction?" Taotie: "You come and go, you come and go." (A frog knocks OFF Oonski and Taotie!) Gonard: "Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, chameleon!" Bulma: "You come and go, you come and go." Marlene: "Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams: Red, gold, and green, red, gold, and green." Otto to Angelica: "Didn't you hear your wicked words every day? And you used to be so sweet. I heard you say that my love was an addiction." Suzie to Otto: "When we cling, our love is strong." Angelica to Suzie: "When you go, you're gone forever!" Reggie: "You string along, you string along!" (A crocodile snaps at Zarbon, and Zarbon THROWS Angelica in the river in a panic!) Rocko: "Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, chameleon!" Stimpy: "You come and go, you come and go." King Julien: "Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams: Red, gold, and green, red, gold, and green." Skipper: "Every day is like survival. You're my lover, not my rival." Dudley: "Every day is like survival." Chameleon: "You're my lover, not my rival." Zarbon: "I'm a man without conviction." Po: "I'm a man who doesn't know how to sell a contradiction." Tigress: "You come and go, you come and go." (Gonard TRIPS on a boulder, and he and Bulma BOTH fall into the river!) Wally: "Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, chameleon!" Buhdeuce: "You come and go, you come and go." Globitha: "Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams: Red, gold, and green, red, gold, and green." Robot: "Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, chameleon, you come and go, you come and go." Norbert: "Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams: Red, gold, and green, red, gold, and green." / The epic song ends, and all the remaining couples, and the other contestants in the three teams finish crossing! Sniz says: "And it's over! It's all over! And guess what? We have not one, but TWO teams who win the first class grand prize today, for getting ALL of their couples across! One of the teams, after a long hiatus, is Team Adversity! The other team is, not at all a surprise to ANYBODY anymore, Team Retro! Team I am Amazingly, Awesomely, and Super Cool; it pains me to say this, but your team is the ONLY team who got contestants wet in the river! Therefore, two of you will be sent packing this time! But if you're part of a couple who got across SAFELY, Zarbon, than neither you NOR Angelica can be voted OFF!!!! Twisted, huh?!" Zarbon screams: "WHAT?!!! I want a second opinion!!!!" Angelica crawls out of the river and screams: "I WANT A DIVORCE!!!!" Zarbon angrily BACK-SLAPS Angelica back INTO the river and he says: "You and me BOTH, TYRANT!!!!" Sniz says: "I'll let you get cleaned up and you can decide just WHICH contestants will end up taking, the drop of shame!" / The plane is in flight again, and Team S.R.R.R.C. is itching to get the vote-off over with! Bulma says: "Zarbon, don't waste your vote on Angelica! I've talked it over with the rest of our team. We're voting off Oonski and Kaput." Zarbon says: "Fine with me, I won't miss them." Sniz comes into the Elimination Ceremony room and says: "Contestants, today was supposed to be an episode filled with love and happiness. But I didn't really see that among you, with some exceptions like Dudley and Chameleon! You were great!" Dudley asks: "Awesome! Sniz thought we were great!" Chameleon says: "I've never been CALLED great before! I feel SO exceptional!" Sniz says: "However, it seems as though bickering and karma got the better of you. How do you intend to turn your fortunes around?" Bulma says: "We KNOW what the problem is, and we FULLY plan on getting rid of it, ASAP!!!!" Sniz says: "All right. Remember, if you're part of a couple that crossed, you can't be voted off. Everyone else, is fair game! And...VOTE!!!!" (Confessional) Zarbon stamps the passports of Oonski and Kaput. Zarbon says: "I'm only voting off YOU two, because I can't vote for Angelica twice!" / Dudley stamps the passports of Oonski and Kaput. Dudley says: "We can't afford another mole allergy attack. And Oonski, you messed up!" / Chameleon stamps the passports of Oonski and Kaput. Chameleon says: "I'm glad to be a good guy being saved by karma, and not a bad guy receiving bad karma." / Heffer stamps the passports of Oonski and Kaput. Heffer says: "With Oonski gone, more food will be available, and I never LIKED Kaput anyways!" / Buhdeuce stamps the passports of Oonski and Kaput. Buhdeuce says: "I'm sorry, but I can't support someone who does what Oonski did, and Kaput has been detrimental for far too long!" / Gonard stamps the passports of Oonski and Kaput. Gonard says: "Bulma may be mouthy, but at least she's not a louse like Oonski, or a saboteur like Kaput!" / Monster stamps the passports of Oonski and Kaput. Monster says: "You guys might have evaded the drop of shame several times before, but not this time!" / Angelica angrily stamps the passports of Oonski and Kaput! Angelica angrily says: "You are SO lucky I can't vote for Zarbon TWICE!!" / Taotie stamps the passports of Oonski and Kaput. Taotie says: "If you take away ANYTHING, Oonski and Kaput, is that abandonment and allergies don't pay! You both LOSE!!!!" / Oonski stamps the pass-ports of Bulma and Kaput. Oonski says: "I didn't make it this far because of dumb luck! I've got to survive this round and show this team what I'm made of!" / Kaput smirks and stamps the pass-ports of Bulma and Oonski. Kaput says: "I WILL outlast the BOTH of you! Just wait and see!" / Bulma smiles and stamps the pass-ports of Oonski and Kaput. Bulma says: "Thank you both for making MY decision so EASY for me!!!!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "I have twelve contestants, but only ten bags of popcorn. When I call your name, you will receive your bag of popcorn. The contestants who don't receive bags of popcorn, must grab the parachutes of losers, and take the drop of shame. That means those contestants are out of the contest, and can NEVER come back, EVER!!!! Zarbon, Dudley, Chameleon, Heffer, Buhdeuce, Gonard, Monster, Taotie, Angelica!" Oonski looks nervous, Kaput looks at anticipation towards Bulma and Oonski, while Bulma doesn't even flinch. Sniz says: "Contestants, this IS the final bag of popcorn!" And after a few seconds, Sniz shouts: "BULMA!!!!" Bulma grabs the bag of popcorn and says: "YES!!!! In your FACE, losers!!!!" Kaput shouts: "WHAT?!!! I can understand OONSKI, but how am I a LOSER?!!!" Taotie says: "You only have yourself to blame! Maybe if you told us a little EARLIER about your mole allergies, I could've HELPED you avoid those moles! But by keeping THAT information secret, it looks like you sabotaged YOURSELF for a change!" Oonski says: "Go ahead and GET rid of me! At least I can go back to doing what I do BEST; being OONSKI the GREAT!!!! The BEST Viking Beaver EVER!!!!" Zarbon says: "And to MY knowledge, the ONLY Viking Beaver EVER!!!!" Oonski says: "Irrelevant!" And both Oonski and Kaput grab their parachutes, and take the Drop of Shame! / Sniz is in the cockpit with General Barracuda. Sniz says: "24 contestants down, 32 to go! Where will we end up next? And can anybody POSSIBLY end the winning streak enjoyed by Team Retro? Find out next time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" / Episode Notes: Angelica Pickles returns in this episode, with a new contract devised by Dai Shi, and becomes a member of Team S.R.R.R.C. in this episode. It is revealed in this episode that Kaput is allergic to moles, and Oonski is Daggett's biological father. Featured songs in this episode, "White Wedding," and "Karma Chameleon." The latter song is also featured as the title of this episode, although it references to karma, and the CHARACTER named Chameleon. With the eliminations of Kaput and Oonski, all the representatives from "Kaput and Zosky" have been eliminated, and Buhdeuce becomes the only representative from "Breadwinners" to still be in the game. / Personal Notes: Maintaining a high level of enthusiasm for this third season of mine has not been as easy as I thought. It's not just having to come up with a story that can successfully fit in such a huge cast of characters, finding songs that can fit into the context of an episode, and making the episode interesting, but rude criticisms that say NOTHING about what people are upset about, or what they would do differently, gets to become very annoying and draining towards my passion for this series. I can see now WHY a show, even an animated show, ideally requires many writers. It's a lot easier to come up with an idea when working with a team, than it is when it's just one person. But I am determined to do my best. I was originally going to have Oonski and Kaput last much longer in the game, but I decided that they had run their course. And as far as Angelica is concerned, there's a whole lot more to her than just getting back in because of Dai Shi, but exactly WHAT that is will remain a mystery, until I make the next episode! That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! 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4EverGreen Posted December 12, 2015 Author Share Posted December 12, 2015 It's time for a brand new episode, and what's cooler than being cool?! Ice COLD!!!! And it doesn't get much colder than where the cast will end up going on today's brand new episode! But even COLDER than the destination, is the secret ONE contestant is hiding from the others! And it will turn out to be VERY chilly! / Before the show open even plays, Angelica Pickles has walked into the cargo hold, still VERY angry from the events of the last episode. Angelica says: "That STUPID Zarbon, subjecting me to pain and humiliation, I'm the only one around here who does THAT!!!! The IMBECILE!!!! Does he REALLY think I will get SCARED of him if he BRINGS up FREEZA?! Nobody in the entire WORLD scares ME!!!!" Than suddenly, the lights in the cargo hold go out, and a sinister male voice says: "Not even ME?!!!" Angelica gasps in shock and she says: "Not YOU!!!!" The lights come back on, and Angelica is looking into a mirror, but looking back at her is...DAI SHI!!!! Angelica says: "I SAID I was going to get REVENGE all on my OWN!!!! Get BACK in there!!!!" Dai Shi says: "Sorry, I can't do that! You see, I'm not PLAYING by your rules! And not only that, I don't even PLAN on playing by the rules that Sniz has set up! You THOUGHT that by letting ME possess you, that I would HONESTLY let YOU call all the shots? Get SERIOUS!!!! I am an all powerful DRAGON, and YOU are a mere mortal! I can do things in your name AND body you NEVER thought possible!!!!" Angelica sarcastically says: "Yeah RIGHT! I can imagine a LOT for YOUR information!!!!" Dai Shi, in a wicked, cruel laugh, says: "What if I TOLD you that I PLANNED on making your THREAT to SEND all the contestants home in BODY BAGS come TRUE?!!!" Angelica gasps and says: "You COULDN'T!!!!" Dai Shi says: "I CAN!!!!" Angelica says: "I WOULDN'T!!!!" Dai Shi says: "We WILL!!!! You know what your BIGGEST problem IS?!!! I mean, besides being your OWN worst enemy?! You think that you are either the greatest Nicktoon to EVER exist, or that you're the BEST Nicktoon EVER! Well, I think this show deserves a BETTER class of EVIL, and I plan on GIVING it to them, whether YOU want me to or NOT!!!! And NOTHING, NOBODY can STOP ME!!!!!!!!!!!" Zarbon jumps out of the shadows and says: "Except for ME, Dai SHI!!!!" Angelica turns around, and a big dragon aura, representing Dai Shi, is REVEALED to be mentally and physically possessing Angelica!!!! Zarbon says: "I knew SOMETHING wasn't RIGHT with you! Even HUMAN Angelica would NEVER be as diabolical to suggest calling Vegeta to DESTROY me!" Dai Shi and Angelica laugh simultaneously, despite Angelica's attempt NOT to! Dai Shi, who also speaks using Angelica's voice, says: "You FOOL!!!! You think it will make ANY difference that YOU know the TRUTH?! With the kind of track record you HAVE being SO loyal to Freeza?! NOBODY will believe YOU; after all, I am an EXPERT when it comes to LYING!!!! I can make the others believe whatever I WANT them to believe, and there is NOTHING you can do about it! I will do what even YOU don't have the guts to do; DESTROY all the contestants, and take my RIGHTFUL place as RULER of this world!!!!" Zarbon angrily says: "All right, I didn't want to DO this, but you LEAVE me no choice!! I will CALL Freeza, and have him SHUT you up ONCE and for ALL!!!!" Dai Shi laughs sadistically, making Zarbon suddenly scared!! Dai Shi evilly says: "Hasn't ANYONE told you YET?!!! Freeza was COMPLETELY destroyed!!!! A young Super Saiyan teenager, KILLED him!!!!" Zarbon trembles and he says: "NO!!!! That is a LIE!!!! Freeza was ALIVE!!!! I felt HIM!!!!" Zarbon kneels down and emanating a POWERFUL blast of outward energy, shouts: "NO!!!!!!!!!!" And even Angelica/Dai Shi is BLOWN away by Zarbon's sudden display of power!!!! Even Zarbon is SHOCKED by this sudden strength!!!! Zarbon says: "This ENERGY!!!! I've never been able to display such strength BEFORE! Not even in my transformed state! It looks as though you're not as all powerful as you THOUGHT, Dai Shi!" Dai Shi says: "Even if that WERE true, I know that you WON'T kill me!!!!" Dai Shi's aura retreats into Angelica, and speaking with Angelica's voice, says: "Not as long as I'm inside Angelica's body! After all, you're trying to WIN this competition, and you won't BREAK the rule that says you can't KILL a contestant!!!! I however, have no qualms about BREAKING that rule! And I will strike when NOBODY expects it! And there is NOTHING you can do to STOP it!!!! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got LIVES to ruin, and DESTROY!!!!" And the Dai Shi possessed Angelica, walks out of the cargo hold. Zarbon, to nobody in particular, says: "Well, maybe there's nothing I can to to stop YOU...on my own! But I do know of someone who can help take you down! I may not have Freeza, but I think it's time I asked for help, from someone who is even better! And that someone, is a dog! Captain Retro, I know you will help me take out Dai Shi, once and for ALL!!!!" / Sniz is in the cockpit and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, there were 33 contestants going to India; until who of all contestants, should rear her angry head EXCEPT Angelica Pickles?!!! That's right! The BI--I mean, the 'WITCH' is back and she has a bone to pick with Suzie and Otto! So much so, Angelica got herself signed onto Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; and allied herself with Zarbon! Only Zarbon, didn't want any part of Angelica's hair-brained scheme! The scheme, to get married at the Taj Mahal, and cross the Ganges River! Despite trying to hurt, maim, and seriously INJURE Angelica at every opportunity possible, Angelica just REFUSED to take a HINT from Zarbon, until Zarbon LITERALLY dumped her in the Ganges River! It was bound to happen sooner or later! Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool, really, really LOST to Team Adversity, and AGAIN to Team Retro, as Team Retro won for the UMPTEENTH time! But because Zarbon crossed the Ganges, even with Angelica, BOTH received individual immunity for crossing! If that's not a sick twist, I don't know WHAT is! Fortunately, there were other targets to choose from in the Double Elimination. Oonski proved to be a VERY lousy role model! The guy ABANDONS his girlfriend, and eighteen years later, almost KISSES his biological son, Daggett!!!! Somebody call Jerry Springer! And Kaput, after spending all his time sabotaging everybody else, ended up sabotaging himself, but that's what you get, when you don't tell ANYBODY, that you're allergic to moles! And henceforth, both Oonski AND Kaput, had to take the Drop of Shame! Now we are down to 32 contestants, 14 of which are STILL in Team Retro! But will they be for LONG? I have a feeling Team Retro is bound to go down in numbers, no matter WHAT they do! Find out what happens on a VERY cool Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" / "Never, Ever Rest, on Higher Ground on Everest!" / In First Class, Captain Retro has his eyes closed and is meditating. He's sitting with his legs folded. And in his mind, a mental image (which can be seen thanks to the magic of the Fairy Godparents) Captain Retro is dodging and moving fast, as if fighting against an unseen enemy. Than Captain Retro concentrates, claps his arms together, and in a big deep breath, Captain Retro says: "KA-ME-HA-ME--!!!!" And Marlene says: "Hello?" Captain Retro snaps awake, just as Zarbon's BURST of energy flows through the plane, but it's overshadowed as Captain Retro wakes up to find his arms clapped together like in his vision, and Captain Retro shouts: "HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And Captain Retro shoots a blue beam of energy, which blows UP Gonard and Bulma's 'wedding' cake, making Bulma COMPLETELY bewildered!!!! Bulma asks: "WHAT...just happened?!!!" Marlene looks at amazement, and asks: "Captain Retro, what was THAT all about?!" Captain Retro says: "I don't know! I tried to develop X-ray powers, but that didn't pan out. So I thought I would try to perform a Kamehameha Wave. But no matter how hard I tried, I could NEVER do it...until just now." Marlene says: "Maybe the ability to do something like that isn't related to when you WANT to do it. But rather, when you NEED to do it! What was that burst of energy that rippled through the plane?! It felt like...Zarbon!!!! But...that's IMPOSSIBLE!!!! Zarbon can't POSSIBLY be so strong!!!!" Captain Retro says: "Not when he was EVIL or working for Freeza! Bulma, you KNOW something about this, don't you?!!!" Bulma nervously says: "Well, I did know that some white haired teenager with a sword, turned Super Saiyan, and sliced up Freeza, but I NEVER told Zarbon about it, or ANYBODY!!!! I was worried if Zarbon ever found out...well, I just didn't WANT him to find out; if we can leave it at that!" Captain Retro says: "It's not just this new strength that amazes me. I'm not the only one on this plane who has managed to learn a new ability." Marlene asks: "What do you mean?" Captain Retro says: "I sensed Zarbon's aura, and I was going to read it, until I sensed something I NEVER expected to sense!!!!" Gonard asks: "Which is...?" Captain Retro says: "Zarbon SENSED my aura, and TRIED to read it! That's when I opened up my eyes! The trouble is, if Zarbon was still totally evil or still loyal to Freeza, Zarbon should've NEVER been able to learn how to sense an aura, let alone read one. But Zarbon being in this competition, and having learned of Freeza's demise, has affected Zarbon in a way I never thought possible! If Zarbon can sense other people's auras, he may learn how to read them like I can. The trouble is, I don't know whether he will use the information he finds for the purposes of good, or ill! And if he can sense my aura, I can't afford to try to read Zarbon's aura anymore! So from here on out, I can no longer afford to focus on Zarbon! I don't want him to read my aura and know what I'm thinking!" Marlene says: "I don't blame you for that!" Captain Retro says: "Still, someone must have told Zarbon about Freeza's demise. The trouble is, who besides Bulma and myself could've KNOWN about that, and who would TELL Zarbon about it, and WHY?! That's the most disturbing thing of all! Be wary, I sense a great evil on this plane." Stimpy asks: "It's not Anti-Timmy, is it?" Captain Retro says: "Anti-Timmy doesn't have an aura anymore, so it is most certainly not him, if he IS still on the plane!!!!" And Captain Retro looks suspiciously at Bulma, but Bulma whistles innocently. Captain Retro says: "However, I think you are right, Marlene. If I CAN perform a Kamehameha Wave, than I must have a NEED to know how to do it, and as much as it worries me, I have to talk to Zarbon about this!" Rocko asks: "But why Zarbon?!" Captain Retro says: "Zarbon knows whats going on. As risky as it is to talk to Zarbon, it's riskier to continue on without knowledge of what's going on. I won't involve any of you in this, I'll undertake this task alone." Marlene says: "Don't do anything TOO dangerous or crazy, all right?!" Captain Retro says: "No worries! I haven't made it THIS far by taking unsafe risks!" (Confessional) Captain Retro says: "Something has Zarbon worried. And this worry, does not come from Freeza. And if Zarbon is suddenly able to utilize strength that's never been available to him before, there has to be a very good reason why. And if my guess is right, Zarbon might need my help in a way that I've never thought possible!" / Bulma says: "So Captain Retro can perform a Kamehameha now? Things just got a WHOLE lot more interesting! Here I was, thinking that I might need to engineer a way to use Anti-Timmy to get Captain Retro OUT of the game, and instead, it seems that Captain Retro has unintentionally unlocked a DOOR for me! If Zarbon has more strength than I initially anticipated, he may be more useful to me than I gave him credit for! It looks like Zarbon gets to stick around for longer than I originally planned! Not that it will make any difference to ME in the long run, I STILL plan on coming out on top in the end!!!!" / Marlene says: "The continued hidden talents and abilities Captain Retro has never ceases to amaze me. But just now? I think Captain Retro even surprised himself! And that MUST be something, because for someone of HIS nature, it must be almost IMPOSSIBLE to surprise himself! And I'm not SURE if that's a GOOD thing in this case!" (End Confessional) Captain Retro enters the cargo hold, and Zarbon speaks up. Zarbon says: "You came looking for me." Captain Retro says: "Yes. It's kind of hard to NOT notice the kind of energy YOU just put out!" Zarbon says: "It's also kind of hard to NOT notice you trying to READ my aura and performing...what was that move you did again? A Kamehameha Wave?" Captain Retro says: "If it makes you feel any better, I don't plan on reading your aura anymore. I TRUST you not to read mine!" Zarbon says: "We'll see!" Captain Retro says: "Let's cut right to the chase. Someone told you about Freeza's demise. Who did it, and why?" Zarbon says: "So both you AND Bulma knew! I had a feeling she was hiding something from me; now I know what it was. But you might not believe just who told me about Freeza's demise." Captain Retro says: "I believe in a lot of things; even if they sound improbable! Tell me, how did you discover so much power inside of you?!" Zarbon says: "The same BEING who told me about Freeza's demise! Angelica was telling the truth, but not the whole truth! Dai Shi IS alive, but he's POSSESSING Angelica!!!! And WORSE, he plans on bringing Angelica's THREAT, to send ALL the contestant's home in BODY BAGS, a REALITY!!!!" Captain Retro gasps in shock and says: "Dai Shi is INSANE!!!! He KNOWS he can't break the no killing contestants rule!" Zarbon says: "Dai Shi is a lot like I once was. Dai Shi does not CARE about Sniz's rules, or about the money, all he cares about is world domination! But if Dai Shi thinks that I will let him accomplish his goals, let alone, accomplish them while in Angelica's body, than Dai Shi BETTER think again, because I won't LET him!!!!" Captain Retro gasps in astonishment! Captain Retro says: "Wow! I never thought I would hear you talk like this! What brought about this change in you?" Zarbon says: "I used to think other races and other planets that weren't my own, were useless. But after everything that has happened in this competition, I don't think that way anymore!" Captain Retro, unsure, says: "That is the WEIRDEST compliment/insult I've EVER heard from you so far! A complisult, if you will." Zarbon says: "Fusing two words into a new one? Now THAT'S one of the weirdest activities I have EVER seen a race and/or planet undertake!" (Confessional) Captain Retro says: "The fact that Dai Shi is back, is bad ENOUGH! But having Dai Shi back AND possessing Angelica Pickles, is DOUBLE trouble! Everyone is so USED to Angelica Pickles being BAD, they don't expect for someone like her to get even WORSE, like Dai Shi! I'll give Dai Shi credit for one thing; he's smarter than Mesogog in picking someone to possess. Dai Shi MUST be stopped, but how can Dai Shi be STOPPED without causing undue HARM to Angelica in the process? No matter what the challenge is, I will face it! And the best part is, I have the help of my alliance; Power Rangers Retro Force will unite and take down Dai Shi once and for all!" / Zarbon says: "Initially, I thought winning this thing would be so easy! I knew that if I EVER got into any REAL dire straits, I could always COUNT on Freeza being able to INSURE my win! But now that I can no longer count on that anymore, I need to find the strength inside myself, to be brave, strong, and even to do something that is right. Because for what its worth, Earth is a pretty nice place, and I don't want to see Dai Shi DESTROY it! I'm willing to save this planet for ALL the Earthlings to live on, EVEN that mouthy Bulma!" (End Confessional) In the V.I.P. lounge, Sniz is feeling a chill, even in his hot tub! Sniz asks: "All right! Who turned on the A.C. full blast?!" Norbert says: "I don't feel a thing!" Daggett says: "Maybe it's just you!" Sniz says: "You two have THICK beaver pelts! Of COURSE you don't feel it!" Over the intercom, General Barracuda announces: "Attention passengers; we are about to descend and land in Nepal. Nice, quiet, Nepal. In the very LIKELY event of a crash landing due to these white-out conditions; crouch down, put your head under your knees, and kiss your BUTT good-bye, if you can!!!!" Robot says: "That leaves ME out! I technically don't HAVE a butt!" The plane, despite descending violently, manages to make a bumpy, but very survivable, landing on the white, fluffy snow, without even making a SCRATCH on the plane! General Barracuda moans in frustration and says: "Oh, MAN!!!! I was hoping for a COOLER impact than that!" / The contestants all get out of the plane, with only Team Retro dressed in parkas. Reggie says: "Captain Retro, that parka button of yours has sure come in handy!" Angelica screams: "EXCUSE me?!!! Captain Retro, you SAID you can MAKE 17 parkas at one TIME!!!! Where's MY parka NOW?!!!" Captain Retro says: "Sorry, BUT--." And Captain Retro pushes his parka button again, and gives parkas to Chameleon, Suzie, and Patrick. Captain Retro says: "I already gave OUT all of my parkas! Besides, I don't GIVE away parkas to any DRAGON ladies!!!!" And Angelica gasps in SHOCK!!!! (Confessional) Angelica, in Dai Shi's voice, says: "He KNOWS!!!! This is going to muddle up my PLANS!!!!" (End Confessional) Taotie says: "Just out of curiosity, WHY do you call Angelica a DRAGON lady?!!!" Angelica opens up her mouth, and breathes FIRE on Taotie, charring him into a smoky, charcoal color!!!! Taotie, dazed, says: "Well, ask a STUPID question; get a STUPID answer!" And Taotie collapses into Bulma's arms in bewilderment! (Confessional) Taotie is bandaged and says: "First DRAGON lady I EVER met that actually HAD a Breath of Fire! I wonder if Capcom will pay me for name-dropping that HOT R.P.G. video game?!" / Angelica, in Dai Shi's voice, says: "Turning into a LITERAL interpretation of a DRAGON lady? Not a smart move by ANY means; but MAN; seeing the bewildered look on Taotie's face was PRICELESS! I guess what that commercial said WAS true; there ARE some things money CAN'T buy!" (End Confessional) Monster asks: "Excuse me? Is this heaven?" Sniz says: "No. This is the base of Mount EVEREST!!!! You should really flip onto the Discovery Channel from time to time! BUT...I guess you can't now that you're DEAD!!!!" Heffer screams: "We're DEAD?!!!" Sniz laughs uncontrollably and says: "NO!!!! I'm just messing with you!!!!" Buhdeuce says: "That is NOT funny man! That is NOT funny!" Sniz says: "Neither is Hayden, but you don't see ME trying to get HIM banned from certain websites, do you? I don't DO petty revenge plots unlike SOME people I COULD mention, ANGELICA!!!!" Angelica shouts: "Oh, SHUT UP!!!!" General Barracuda asks: "Did you completely MISS the point of LAST season?! Revenge is NOT the answer! And F.Y.I., it NEVER works! Trust a guy who has TRIED!!!!" Angelica says: "I happen to have an advantage YOU didn't!" General Barracuda asks: "Which is?" Angelica says: "I'm NOT restricted to a G rating this season!" (Confessional) General Barracuda says: "I hate to admit it, but the girl has a point. This type of situation hasn't been performed under a non G rating before. But I'm not FOOLED! I've been WATCHING the confessionals! I KNOW Angelica is being possessed by Dai Shi! And while Zarbon may NOT be able to kill Dai Shi, I'm WILLING to do so if I must! If I can't get revenge, there is no WAY I'm going to allow anybody ELSE to!" / Buhdeuce says: "And to THINK, some people think MY show has questionable humor!" / Heffer says: "Sniz certainly has a WARPED sense of humor! No question about it!" (End Confessional) Dudley asks: "Why are we here, anyways?" Sniz says: "We are going to do a COOL challenge! You might even say its ICE COLD!!!! But don't worry! We are NOT resorting to that one Vanilla Ice song that EVERYBODY knows!" Spongebob says: "Well, I'm up for COOL challenges! What do we have to do this time?" Sniz says: "What YOU guys have to do is simple; CLIMB Mount Everest!!!!" Bulma shouts: "Are you CRAZY?!!!" And the mountain briefly rumbles! Sniz whispers and softly says: "Try not to yell. It makes the mountain angry. You won't HAVE to climb up the whole mountain! All you have to do is make it up to the First Base Camp. That way, it's not next to impossible to win." Patrick says: "Well, First Base Camp DOES sound more ideal. I can do that!" Sniz says: "Oh, and Team Retro?!" Wally asks: "Why are you addressing us?" Sniz says: "Well, I'm not addressing you, I'm addressing your crazy winning streak. The other teams are finding it ANNOYING!!!!" Tigress asks: "And THEY'RE complaining about it?! They are NOT that BAD in the fact that they are LOSING, we just happen to be that GOOD at WINNING!!!!" Po says: "It's true! We have an unbeatable team combination!" Sniz asks: "About that combination being unbeatable; it's going to be put to a TEST!!!! How MUCH are you WILLING to win again?!!!" Sanjay gulps and asks: "Why do I NOT like the sound of this?!!!" Globitha gulps and answers: "Probably for the same reasons I also DON'T!!!!" Sniz says: "Here's the thing, Team Retro; you CAN win again, but it WILL cost you!!!! FOUR contestants!!!!" Skipper gets excited and asks: "Is the team merge FINALLY happening?!!!" Sniz says: "NOPE!!!! It will be a TEAM redistribution!!!!" (Confessional) Skipper asks: "A team redistribution?" / Captain Retro says: "Winning would cost our team four contestants? I wonder how that would work?" (End Confessional) Sniz, as if picking up on Captain Retro's question, answers it. Sniz says: "Here's how it would work. Today's challenge will be a DOUBLE elimination, one contestant eliminated from each team! If one of the teams facing an elimination challenge IS Team Retro, there will BE no Team Redistribution. But if Team Retro wins first place in this challenge, the Team Redistribution will be enacted as an EQUALIZER!!!! There will STILL be three teams, but each team will have a MAXIMUM of ten contestants on each team! No more, no less, at least until another elimination challenge happens!" Robot asks: "So what you're saying is, no matter WHAT Team Retro does; we're going to LOSE contestants one way or another?" General Barracuda says: "Did Angela Lansbury star in Murder, She Wrote? You BETTER believe it; yes to BOTH of those questions!" / Team Retro is huddled closely together. Wally asks: "What are we going to do? If we lose or come in second place, we'll LOSE! If we come in first, we'll LOSE!!!! I mean, contestants!!!!" Globitha says: "Only partially true. If we don't win FIRST, a contestant gets ELIMINATED out of the game! If we win first, every member of Team Retro will STILL be in the game, four of us just won't be allowed to BE on the team anymore." Robot asks: "But how could we be ASKED to choose who gets to stay on Team Retro like that?! Anybody NOT on Team Retro will be at the MERCY of Team Retro when it comes to team challenges!" Sanjay says: "It's no use in pretending; Team Retro, whoever gets to stay, will continue to play as hard as they can in team challenges. None of us can pretend to expect anything less." Robot looks at Globitha, and sees the look in her eyes. Robot says: "Globitha, I'm making a vow; no matter which team we land on, we'll land on it together. Where I go, you'll go, and vice-versa. We're a package deal, no matter what!" Globitha happily asks: "Do you really mean it?" Robot says: "You're more loyal to me than almost anybody else I know! It's my turn to show that same sense of loyalty to you!" Globitha hugs Robot, and she says: "Thank you! This means so much to me, because I know now that you respect me!" Robot says: "Well, I've thought about it, and I've decided that I don't care what my family or anybody else says; I love you, and I will be happy to share my life with you, no matter what!" Globitha asks: "You mean I'm OFFICIALLY a member of the Default FAMILY?!!!" Globitha happily yells: "I'm a MEMBER of the DEFAULT FAMILY!!!! YA-HOO-HOO-HOOIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And everyone has to dodge out of the way as a BIG avalanche falls DOWN Mount Everest! Globitha blushes and says: "WHOOPS!!!! Sorry about that! Forgot to use my inside voice!" Captain Retro says: "I'll make the call. And I just want to let you know that no matter what I choose, I believe that you ALL have the ability to make it to the Team Merge, and you will ALWAYS be a member of Team Retro in spirit!" Daggett says: "Well, that certainly makes ME feel more confident!" / Team Retro heads to the starting line. Captain Retro says: "The team has decided. We're willing to take our chances with the Team Redistribution! We're playing to win!" Sniz says: "That means its up to Team Adversity and Team S.R.R.R.C. to SNAG First place for themselves! Team Retro will NOT be making it easy! Which suits me just fine, makes the episode more exciting! Just be careful when you're climbing! You'll have to avoid avalanches, falling rocks, sudden crevasse collapses, blizzard conditions, cold, thin air, high wind conditions, and other nasty weather elements, and that's just Mother Nature! There's no telling what other dangers might be lurking, EVEN from within your own teams! Watch your backs! Not EVERYTHING is as it APPEARS to be!" Captain Retro and Zarbon both cast a KNOWING glance towards Angelica! Sniz says: "And I've got something to make the START of the climb, more exciting!" (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Sniz says: "That's your musical cue! I want Hard Rock with LOTS of HEART! Emphasis on Heart!" Marlene asks: "Lots of Heart, huh? I think we've GOT something for you!" Genre: Hard Rock. Sub-Genre: Heart (The Band). Song: "Never." Sung by: Cast! / Marlene: "Whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa! Whoa, oh, whoa! Hey baby, I'm talking to you! Stop yourself and listen!" Captain Retro: "Some things you can never, ever choose; even if you try, yeah!" Zarbon to Angelica: "You're banging your head again, cause somebody won't let you in!" Angelica: "One chance, one love, your chance to let me know!" Skipper and King Julien: "We can't go on and on, just running away. If we stay any longer, we will surely never get away." Dog to Randolph: "Anything you want...we can make it happen." Randolph: "Stand up and turn around, never let them shoot us down!" Otto: "Never, Never! Never!" Suzie: "Never run away!" Reggie: "Hey baby, you know it's time! Why you bother lying; when you know that you want it, to. Don't you dare deny me! Walk those legs right over here! Give me what I'm dying for!" Rocko: "One chance...one love, hold me down; never let me go!" Tigress and Po: "We can't go on and on, just running away! If we wait any longer, we will surely never get away!" Dudley to Chameleon: "Anything you want...we can make it happen." Chameleon: "Stand up and turn around, never let them shoot us down!" Phoebe: "Never, never! Never, never run away!" Monster: "Never, never! Never, never run away!" Gonard: "Hey baby, I'm talking to you! Stop yourself and listen!" Bulma: "Some things you can never, ever choose; even if you try, yeah!" Buhdeuce: "You're banging your head again, cause somebody won't let you in!" Gonard: "One chance, one love, your chance to let me know!" Robot and Globitha: "We can't go on and on, just running away. If we stay any longer, we will surely never get away!" Cast: "WHOA! WHOA! Never! WHOA! WHOA! Never!" Wally: "We can't go on, Never!" Spongebob: "We can't go on, Never!" Cast: "WHOA! WHOA! Never! WHOA! WHOA! Never!" Patrick: "We can't go on, Never!" Heffer: "We can't go on, Never!" / And the epic song ends! Sniz says: "And the hike up Mount Everest begins! Which team will take first place?! Which teams will have to boot off a contestant? And can anybody STOP the DRAGON lady?!!!" Sniz DUCKS as Angelica breathes FIRE at Sniz, but she ends up CHARRING Fondue!!!! Fondue says: "I HATE my LIFE!!!!" Sniz says: "We'll find out the answers to these questions after a commercial break!" / (Commercial Break) I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted December 14, 2015 Author Share Posted December 14, 2015 (edited) It's time for the second and FINAL part of my latest "Total Cartoon Global Cruise" episode; "Never, Ever Rest, On Higher Ground On Everest." / After the commercials finish airing, the three teams have all set out on different approach routes to the First Base camp on Mount Everest, in an attempt to get there first. On Team Retro, all of the contestants are roped together as a safety precaution. Over the howling wind, Captain Retro shouts: "This is the most well-traveled route! You can tell by the amount of footprints left in the snow! Therefore, it SHOULD be the most safe to travel on! All the same, if you fall down a hidden crevasse, tug on the rope three times so someone can pull you up!" Sanjay asks: "How long will it take us to reach the First Base Camp?" Captain Retro says: "Beats me! I've never CLIMBED up Mount Everest before! And the highest I've EVER been, not counting airplane travel, is Leadville, Colorado; and that's about 13,776 feet above sea level if I remember correctly; give or take a few hundred!" Spongebob says: "This snow may all be water, but it's WAY too cold for MY taste! Why couldn't we do THIS challenge earlier, when it was STILL summer?!" Tigress asks: "What's the matter?! Challenge TOO tough for a lightweight such as yourself?!" Spongebob responds: "What are you talking about? I'd rather be in First Class, sipping a cup of hot cocoa!" Rocko says: "Well, the only way we're going to do that, is to win First place. It shouldn't be impossible, right?" Captain Retro says: "Well, Team S.R.R.R.C. will have their hands full with Angelica, so THEY shouldn't be a problem! Team Adversity on the other hand, may prove formidable. Now that they have Suzie, they're going to be a LOT more competent!" Globitha asks: "But not competent enough to beat us, RIGHT?!" Robot says: "Even I can't calculate the probability of us winning accurately!" Marlene says: "Well, we will know as soon as this challenge is over, right?!" Stimpy says: "Truer words have never been spoken! This is just one more challenge for us to face, and hopefully dominate! Let's climb this mountain RIGHT!!!!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "Tigress STILL doesn't think highly of me, even after everything I've already DONE as a contestant on THREE seasons of this show! Sure, she may know all those epic cool, awesome Kung Fu moves of Master Shifu, but is she a level 44 Bubble Blower and Jellyfish catcher enthusiast? I think not! And don't even get me started on how I'm the number one contributor to the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Historical Museum!" / Tigress says: "I knew that when Captain Retro traded Spongebob for Wally, our chances of always winning challenges would go RIGHT through the roof! But ever since Otto won Suzie as a reward, and we GOT Spongebob back, our chances of winning now seem to be in question. I mean, Team Adversity actually TIED for First Place with Team Retro last time! I hope Captain Retro has enough sense to NOT keep Spongebob around on our team, in case we DO have to undergo the Team Redistribution!" / Stimpy says: "Climbing snowy, windy mountains isn't as glamorous as the movie Frozen makes it out to be, but our team has the advantage in numbers, and we're not going to be divided, not even by the Team Redistribution! Our bonds of loyalty will keep us together!" (End Confessional) Meanwhile, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; is getting very, VERY cold the more they climb up Mount Everest, as only Chameleon has a Parka. Taotie asks: "Excuse me, Zarbon?!" Zarbon rolls his eyes and asks: "What?" Taotie suggests: "Why don't you just shoot a ball of energy and MELT all this snow, like you did in Alaska?!" Zarbon says: "To refresh your memory, I DIDN'T melt the snow, I caused a COLLAPSE of snow, that just happened to speed up the challenge, AND prevent Fanboy from reaching Team Doom BEFORE they crossed the Finish Line! Besides, there's a very GOOD possibility melting all this snow could DROWN us all in water, OR cause boulders STUCK by ice, to come loose and CRUSH us all to death!" Taotie says: "It was just a suggestion!" Zarbon says: "Well, if you REALLY want to be warm, why don't you ask ANGELICA to breathe fire again?!!!" Bulma asks: "Yeah, what's up with THAT?!!! She was NEVER able to breathe fire before!!!!" Angelica rolls her eyes and says: "Oh, like YOU'RE Miss Congeniality!" Bulma shouts: "Compared to the little brat YOU are, I AM!!!!" Gonard says: "I have to agree! Bulma is actually BETTER compared to you! At least SHE doesn't come up with PETTY revenge schemes to get back at someone who DUMPED her, for GOOD reasons!" Buhdeuce says: "Angelica, you NEED to let it go! You're only hurting yourself by living in the past!" Monster says: "Just put your past behind you!" Angelica angrily says: "I'll NEVER let it GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And Dai Shi's aura becomes VISIBLE to all the contestants! Dai Shi says: "FORGET subtlety!!!! I'll just go ahead and KILL you ALL now!!!!" Zarbon says: "You're going to have a HARD time doing that SIXTY feet under!!!!" Dai Shi asks: "You'd KILL Angelica JUST to kill ME?!!!" Zarbon says: "Not kill you--." And Zarbon BLASTS a big hole underneath Angelica's feet, and Angelica FALLS, into a DEEP hidden crevasse! Zarbon says: "But by the time you get OUT from there, IF you get out of there, you'll be too tired to deal with us!"(Confessional) Gonard says: "WOW!!!! Dai Shi was possessing Angelica! I did NOT see that coming!" / Bulma says: "It actually makes a lot of sense, knowing the type of villain that Dai Shi is!" / Taotie says: "Well, that explains Angelica's ability to suddenly breathe fire!" / Zarbon says: "If I was going to get rid of Dai Shi and/or Angelica, I knew that brute force wasn't going to work. Thankfully, I realized I didn't HAVE to use brute force! Captain Retro wins the majority of the challenges, by utilizing BRAIN over brawn! And BRAINS are what I used to put a stop to this non-sense! We may lose, but at least we'll lose Angelica!" (End Confessional) Dudley claps and says: "AWESOME!!!! The BRAT is gone!!!!" Chameleon says: "You blasted up all the way to a TEN on my respect-o-meter!" Zarbon says: "Just doing an act of charity for the WORLD!!!! You can THANK me later!!!!" Zarbon turns away from the crevasse, but Dai Shi is RISING out of it!!!! Otto and Suzie come into view, and they say: "Guys, watch OUT!!!!" Dai Shi breathes fire, but Bulma pops up a BIG reflective shield out of one of her capsules and protects the rest of Team S.R.R.R.C.!!!! Without Angelica, Dai Shi speaks alone! Dai Shi asks: "Did you REALLY think it would be THAT easy to get RID of ME?!!!" Zarbon says: "For a second; yeah, I thought it would be!" Otto asks: "What is WRONG with you?! Why are you doing this?!!!" Dai Shi says: "I want REVENGE!!!! Not just against you and Suzie, but against humanity in general! Don't get me wrong, I WISH I had some loftier goal! But I'm afraid when it comes right down to it, all this is about is revenge! I HAD hoped I could accomplish it in Angelica's body and make HER take all the blame for my deeds, but as Zarbon has just shown me; Angelica WAS nothing more, than a mere mortal. And mere mortals are just USELESS garbage to me! A puppet, that can no longer be USED, every bone BROKEN; is disposable!!!! Angelica's puppet role has JUST ended!!!! I'll do it myself, get my OWN revenge, and take you ALL out once and for ALL!!!!" Taotie asks: "And what makes YOU think you have the ability to succeed in getting revenge, whereas I have failed COUNTLESS times?!!!!" Dai Shi laughs and says: "Allow me to DEMONSTRATE, in SONG!!!!" And Dai Shi TRANSFORMS into Mick Jagger and Keith Richards! In Mick Jagger's voice, Dai Shi says: "Behold, two of my OLDEST non-living victims! You may recognize them as members of the band YOU call The Rolling Stones!" Heffer says: "But Keith Richards ISN'T dead!!!!" Dai Shi asks: "ISN'T he?!!!" Otto gulps and says: "I suddenly don't LIKE where this is GOING!!!!" Suzie says: "For some strange reason, I don't either." Genre: The Rolling Stones. Song: "Sympathy For the Devil." Sung by: The Rolling Stones! / Dai Shi (as Mick Jagger) sings: "Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long, long year. Stole many a man's soul and faith. And I was 'round when Jesus Christ, had his moment of doubt and pain. Made damn sure that Pilate, washed his hands and sealed his fate. Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name! But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game! I stuck around St. Petersburg, when I saw it was a time for a change! Killed the Czar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain! I rode a tank, held a general's rank, when the blitzkrieg raged, and the bodies stank! Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, oh yeah! Ah, what's puzzling you is the nature of my game, oh yeah! I watched with glee while your kings and queens, fought for ten decades for the gods they made! I shouted out, 'Who killed the Kennedys?' When after all, it was you and me! Let me please introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste! And I laid traps for troubadours, who get killed before they reached Bombay! Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name, oh yeah! But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby! (Guitar solo) Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name, oh yeah! But what's confusing you, is just the nature of my game! Just as every cop is a criminal, and all the sinners, saints. As heads is tails, just call me Dai Shi, cause I'm in need of some restraint! So if you meet me, have some courtesy, have some sympathy, and some taste. Use all your well-learned politesse. Or I'll lay your soul to waste, oh yeah! Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name, oh yeah! But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game! I mean it, get down! Woo, woo! Oh yeah, get on down! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Tell me baby, what's my name?! Tell me honey, can ya guess my name?! Tell me baby, what's my name?! I tell you one time, you're to blame! Ooo, who! Ooo, who! Ooo, who! Ooo, who, who! Ooo, who, who! Ooo, who, who! Ooo, who, who! Oh, yeah! What's my name?! Tell me, baby, what's my name?! Tell me, sweetie, what's my name?! Ooo, who, who! Ooo, who, who! Ooo, who, who! Ooo, who, who! Ooo, who, who! Ooo, who, who! Ooo, who, who! Oh, yeah!" / And the epic song ends, as Dai Shi's aura rises out of the possessed Mick Jagger and Keith Richards. Otto sighs and says: "Fine! You're the evil Angelica Pickles THOUGHT she was, and/or maybe even aspired to be! That just means WE need to stop you!" Dai Shi laughs evilly and says: "But you would NEVER dare to even TOUCH me, when I POSSESS your PRECIOUS Suzie!!!!" Otto screams loudly and says: "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And with a mighty leap, Otto manages to intersect BETWEEN Suzie, and ends up having Dai Shi ABSORB himself into Otto Rocket!!!! Dai Shi, inside Otto, but with the voice of Dai Shi, says: "You little BRAT, you got in the WAY!!!!" Otto says: "You possessed my FORMER girlfriend! No WAY I'm letting you possess my CURRENT one!" Dai Shi says: "No MATTER!!!! I'll just use YOU to destroy all the contestants INSTEAD!!!! It makes NO difference to ME!!!! You WILL give yourself to ME!!!!" Otto defiantly says: "I'm giving YOU, Udon! As in, U DON'T get NOTHING!!!!" Dai Shi asks: "And you THINK you can handle me where Angelica, Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, and Jarrod couldn't? Well, if I'm something that can be STOPPED, than JUST try to STOP me!!!!" And in a FIERY rage, Otto erupts into physical fits, as both Otto and Dai Shi, physically starts HITTING Otto Rocket's body, in a desperate bid for control!!!! Dai Shi says: "You FOOL!!!! You would HURT yourself to hurt ME?!!!" Otto says: "I'm USED to hurting myself! Are YOU?!!! You're NOT going to HAVE my BODY, or any OTHER body AGAIN!!!! NEVER again!!!!" Dai Shi says: "FINE!!!!" And Dai Shi erupts out of Otto's body! Dai Shi says: "If you WON'T let me USE you, I'll LET you JOIN your FORMER girlfriend if you WISH!!!!" And Dai Shi breathes a MIGHTY wall of fire, engulfing Otto Rocket!!!! Although this cause Otto to melt into the snow, snuffing the fire out, the damage is done. Weakened with confusion, Otto stumbles AND falls into the crevasse that Angelica fell down!!!! Zarbon angrily says: "All right!!!! No more HIDING inside BODIES!!!! Your evil ends NOW!!!!" Dai Shi says: "You are a FOOL to challenge me!!!! No mere MORTAL challenges the DRAGON and LIVES!!!!" Zarbon asks: "Wanna bet? I may be mortal, but I challenge YOU!!!! I won't let you consume anymore INNOCENT lives!!!!" Dai Shi angrily says: "I WILL consume!!!! CONSUME EVERYTHING!!!!" And Dai Shi LUNGES at Zarbon, and Zarbon shouts: "Arrow of LIGHT!!!!!" And in an AMAZING burst of ENERGY, a super powerful beam of golden light shoots OUT of Zarbon and THROUGH Dai Shi!!!! In just one second, the light arrow BREAKS Dai Shi's body apart completely, and it disintegrates all around the bewildered contestants! Bulma stands in utter amazement. Bulma stutters: "T-t-t-t--." Zarbon says: "THAT." Bulma stammers: "Was--was--." Zarbon says: "Was incredible. I know!" Bulma shakes her head and regains her composure. Bulma says: "That WAS totally incredible!!!! How did you ever find enough STRENGTH to take out Dai Shi?!!!" Zarbon says: "Captain Retro and Team Retro made me realize something. Sometimes, it isn't about when you WANT to use strength, but when you NEED to use strength! I always thought that I'd have to rely on Freeza for true strength. But I finally realize, I never needed to. It was inside me all along. And I finally found something WORTH fighting for. This planet may not be my native planet, but I'm willing to fight for it, all the same." Bulma says: "Zarbon, I'm sorry I'm underestimated you. Perhaps we can make an arrangement. You, me, and Taotie, in the Final Three, for real! We'll make an unbeatable combination!" Taotie asks: "Even against Team Retro?" Bulma says: "The teams won't be around forever! Sooner or later, the Team Merge will happen for real! And that's when we can pick Team Retro off! We'll just have to hold off against Team Adversity until that time!" Zarbon says: "Let's just remember not to let our guards down. Dai Shi may be gone, but we've still got the rest of the mountain to climb." Heffer asks: "But what about Otto and Angelica?" Bulma responds: "Does it matter? They'd be of no help to us in the conditions they are in, and they'd only slow us down. Besides, Otto is on the other team, and we WANT to get rid of Angelica!" Gonard says: "Even I agree with that!" Buhdeuce asks: "So what's our plan of action?" Bulma says: "We can take our sweet time. Let Team Adversity and Team Retro knock themselves out, and let the chips fall where they may. If Team Retro wins, we'll get one of THEIR members as a consolation prize!" Monster says: "That's a crafty plan!" Bulma says: "Of course it is! That's why I'M a genius!" But they completely forget about Suzie, who SAW everything, and runs off to tell the rest of Team Adversity! (Confessional) Zarbon says: "Blowing up Dai Shi was by FAR the hardest thing I've ever had to do, bar none! But you know what? I feel absolutely great! For once, I feel as beautiful on the inside as I look on the outside, and I don't remember the last time I felt this way! Who knows? In a universe where Freeza can be destroyed, I guess anything is possible!" / Bulma says: "Zarbon, you SLY dog! It looks like I'm not the only one who's been holding out on my team! You have hidden talents to! The problem is, your talent is the kind that WON'T be forgotten about! My talents, however, can remain WELL hidden, and I don't plan on constantly reminding everyone! My genius plans to use your strength, to take me ALL the way to the Final Three! Against Zarbon and Taotie, they will make PERFECT goats to take to the Final Three! After all, who would vote for THEM to win over someone like ME?! That's why I'll win in the end!" / Suzie says: "You know someone loves you if they are willing to get possessed by a great evil on YOUR behalf, and even hurt themselves in an attempt to hurt that evil! Otto is definitely loyal, but his injuries better not cost our team to win! Come to think of it, I better not cost MY team the win! I've got to rejoin them as quickly as possible!" (End Confessional) Meanwhile, Team Adversity is using pick-axes and chains to scale up the dizzying heights of Mount Everest. Skipper asks: "Does anybody HERE know where Otto and Suzie went off to?!" Suzie runs back into view, and gets hooked up with the rest of Team Adversity! Suzie says: "You guys won't believe what I just saw! Dai Shi tried to possess me, but Otto Rocket saved me! He got badly hurt in the process though! But Zarbon, destroyed Dai Shi! He's gone for good!" King Julien says: "Well, Dai Shi being gone again is a good thing!" Randolph says: "But Otto being injured isn't a good thing. I DON'T love it!" Dog says: "Well, we can't let Otto's absence slow us down! We've got to try and win this thing!" Phoebe says: "Agreed. Winning First Class again would be a nice achievement for our team!" Skipper asks: "So what are we waiting for? Let's finish climbing and win this whole challenge!" Skipper looks over to the right, and sees Team Retro still climbing together! Skipper says: "We're neck and neck! We can win this!" Marlene says: "Looks like it's just between Team Adversity and Team Retro!" Captain Retro says: "It is. I no longer sense Dai Shi's aura. It has been destroyed entirely." Rocko asks: "How, mate?" Captain Retro says: "Destroyed, by Zarbon." Reggie starts to ask: "Zarbon didn't..." Captain Retro says: "Zarbon didn't kill Dai Shi while he was possessing anybody, he only killed Dai Shi." Reggie says: "That's a relief!" Stimpy says: "Meanwhile, this is no time to rest on higher ground!" Norbert says: "Meanwhile, I believe that a rocking kind of HIGHER GROUND, will propel us to the TOP!!!!" Genre: Funk Metal. Sub-Genre: Red Hot Chili Peppers. Song: "Higher Ground." Sung by: Team Retro and most of Team Adversity! / (Drum and Guitar Intro!) Captain Retro: "People, keep on learning!" Skipper: "Soldiers keep on warring!" Marlene: "World keep on turning cause it won't be too long!" Suzie: "Powers keep on lying!" Tigress: "While your people, keep on dying!" Reggie: "World keep on turning cause it won't be too long!" Captain Retro: "I'm so darn glad they let me try again, cause my last time on Earth I lived a whole world of sin! I'm so glad that I know more than I knew then!" Rocko: "Gonna keep on trying till I reach the highest ground!" Po: "Teachers keep on teaching!" King Julien: "Preachers keep on preaching!" Stimpy: "World keep on turning cause it won't be too long! Oh, no." Globitha: "Lovers keep on loving!" Dog: "While believers keep on believing!" Daggett: "Sleepers just stop sleeping!" Norbert: "'Cause it won't be too long!!!! Oh, no!" Returning contestants from season one and two: "I'm so darn glad they let me try again, cause my last time around, I lived a whole world of sin! I'm so glad that we know more than we knew then! Gonna keep on trying till I reach the highest ground!" Marlene: "And Captain knows nobody's gonna bring me down!" Team Retro: "Till we reach the highest ground!" Captain Retro: "Cause me and Marlene, we're gonna be sailing on the funky sound!" Team Adversity: "Till we reach the highest ground!" Sanjay: "Busting out and I'll break you out, cause I'm sailing on." Team Retro: "Till we reach the highest ground!" Spongebob: "Just sailing on, sailing on the higher ground!" Both Teams: "Till we reach the highest ground!!!!" (Guitar and drum solo plays until both teams reach the first base camp!!!!) And the epic song ends! / Sniz says: "Wow!!!! Two teams made it up here at the same TIME!!!! Normally, this would mean that we have a TIED challenge!!!! Unfortunately, that's NOT the case this time!" Patrick asks: "What do you mean?" Sniz says: "You didn't BRING Otto Rocket with you! Your WHOLE team needed to be together when you got here! But since Otto Rocket is M.I.A., that means the champions are the non-stop WINNING Team Retro!!!!" And Team Adversity hangs their heads in disappointment. Sniz says: "Wanda, bring everyone here. We've got some decisions to make!" / Everyone is now gathered together, including a completely bandaged Angelica Pickles, and a severely bandaged Otto Rocket. Sniz says: "Team Adversity, Team I am Super, duper, oh so amazingly COOL; Team Retro managed to SMOKE the both of you!!!! Ordinarily, I'd say you BOTH have a contestant to vote off...IF there weren't TWO contestants who already HAD to be removed out of the game!" Suzie asks: "What do you mean?" Sniz says: "Both Angelica Pickles and Otto Rocket are clearly too badly damaged to continue on in the game. Therefore, they will BOTH have to be removed for their own health and safety!" Otto shouts: "WHAT?!!! It's just a scratch!!!! Ha, HA--OW!!!!" Reggie says: "A fighter to the end?" Otto says: "You know me, Reggie!" Sniz says: "This is not a debate. You will both stay here until the two of you are healed. Everyone else, board the plane! It's time for the Team Redistribution!!!!" / The plane is in flight again. Captain Retro is standing on the Super N.E.S. emblem, while Zarbon is standing on the Sniz emblem. All the other contestants, minus Angelica and Otto who didn't board due to their injuries, are grouped together in the dining area. Wally asks: "Excuse me, why isn't there any emblem for Team Adversity?" Sniz says: "Because, the final make-up of the THIRD team, may not resemble Team Adversity as it WAS!!!! The Team Redistribution doesn't just affect Team Retro, it affects the OTHER teams, to!!!! Team Retro and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; having more contestants on their teams PRIOR to the Team Redistribution, get first dibs on who becomes part of their team. And remember, you can only pick nine other contestants for your team. Whoever Captain Retro and Zarbon DON'T pick, will make up the third team. The third team will have the option to keep the name of Team Adversity, or name themselves something new! Captain Retro, since your team won first place, you get to pick your contestants first!" Captain Retro looks and says: "Marlene!" Marlene says: "YES!!!!" Captain Retro says: "Wally!" Wally says: "Awesome!" Captain Retro says: "Stimpy! Rocko, Reggie, Po, Tigress, Norbert. And, I'll pick Daggett!" Daggett asks: "Really?!!!" (Confessional) Daggett says: "I honestly thought I had almost no shot of all of being able to stay on Team Retro! But I guess that I've proven myself useful enough to stay on the team! Score one for usefulness!" / Captain Retro says: "Don't get me wrong, picking who I picked wasn't as easy as I made it look. The contestants I picked, I picked for their skills and usefulness to Team Retro overall. Norbert is useful, but I was worried about what would happen if I picked Norbert WITHOUT picking Daggett! It wouldn't be a good idea to have Norbert be constantly worried about Daggett, now would it?" (End Confessional) Zarbon looks and says: "Bulma!" Bulma says: "SWEET!!!!" Zarbon says: "Taotie!" Taotie says: "Vindication!" Zarbon says: "Gonard! Heffer, Buhdeuce, Monster, Sanjay, Skipper, and King Julien!" Skipper says: "King Julien, we just officially got upgraded to a BETTER team!" King Julien says: "It's about time!" Sniz says: "That means that Dudley, Chameleon, Spongebob, Patrick, Suzie, Phoebe, Robot, Globitha, Dog, and Randolph make up the third team! Now, decide on a name!!!!" The mixed-up, mashed-up team groups together, than breaks the close formation! Chameleon says: "From now on, we'll be called Team TUFF!!!!" And a purple T emblem is displayed below their feet! Dudley says: "Awesome! A team named after the T.U.F.F. organization!" Chameleon says: "It will be good practice for when I join the T.U.F.F. organization for real!" Sniz says: "All right! The teams have been decided! But only Team Retro gets to enjoy First Class. Team TUFF and Team S.R.R.R.C., you'll have to ride in Normal Class, for now." / Sniz is in the cock-pit and says: "Well, looks like we got rid of Mr. Crazy Competitive, and Ms. Crazy Psycho Person, AGAIN!!!! For the LAST time, HOPEFULLY!!!! Thirty contestants remain, and a whole lot of the world remains to be seen! Find out where we will go next time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" / Episode Notes: Dai Shi is revealed to have been possessing Angelica Pickles, and he is destroyed by Zarbon in this episode. This marks the second time that the musical act who originally sang a hit song, has appeared to sing their own hit song. In this case, The Rolling Stones singing "Sympathy For the Devil." Other songs featured are Heart's "Never," and The Red Hot Chili Peppers version of "Higher Ground;" both songs are also part of the episode's title; "NEVER, Ever Rest, On HIGHER GROUND On Everest!" Not only does this mark BOTH Angelica Pickles' and Otto Rocket's FOURTH elimination as contestants, this marks the SECOND season in a row where they BOTH got eliminated in the same episode! Each team is redistributed to have only ten contestants a piece. Team Adversity renames itself Team TUFF!!!! / Personal Notes: It may seem hard to believe, but sometimes, everytime I finish writing up an episode of this show, it feels like I've finished running a marathon. Maybe because when I get into telling a story, I end up typing like a mile a minute, because I really want to tell the best story that I can. And as far as stories go, there aren't a lot of seasons of "Power Rangers" that can claim to have a perfect story for the entire season. I consider the third season of MMPR, PRLG, PRTF, PRDT, and "Power Rangers Jungle Fury" to have perfect stories for the entirety of their seasons. That's probably why I've featured Master Vile, Trakeena, and Mesogog respectively as antagonists for the contestants. And now, Dai Shi has joined their ranks. I needed a way to bring Otto Rocket's story this season to an end. Reintroducing Angelica Pickles, and having her be possessed by Dai Shi was a good way to do that. I think it also helped Angelica Pickles FINALLY see, that there ARE some forces out there that she should NEVER try to mess with, and maybe she'll be a little bit wiser from all the wear and tear she's gone through. At least Otto Rocket got to go out, saving the girl he truly loved! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! Edited December 14, 2015 by 4EverGreen I needed to finish my episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted December 24, 2015 Author Share Posted December 24, 2015 I wanted time to make my Christmas Special, and I didn't want to rush it. But I think the time invested was worth it. My Christmas gift to you, is a new "Total Cartoon Global Cruise" episode; a very SPECIAL Performance Review, starring Larry the Lobster, and featuring OTHER "Spongebob Squarepants" characters. I hope you enjoy the first part of this special as much as I did writing it. Enjoy! / A special Christmas opening of the “Total Cartoon Global Cruise-Performance Review” plays, with snow falling over the clips from the past episodes, and blinking, colored Christmas lights surrounding the screen. / Angelica angrily says: “Unless EVERYBODY wants to go home in BODY bags, they BETTER NOT vote me OFF!!!!” / Angelica angrily says: “At LEAST not ALL of you are TOTAL sell-outs!!!!” / Stimpy happily says: “There's a better than 7/20 chance that I could win $2,777,500!” / Chameleon says: “To quote Mad Dog Hoek, BOOM-BOOM!!!!” / Phoebe yells: “Put a SOCK in it!!!!” / Bulma says: “I'm basically a female version of Thomas Alva Edison, but FAR more attractive!!!!” / Spongebob angrily says: “I cannot BELIEVE Tigress HONESTLY thinks that I am hands down, the most USELESS contestant on the face of this GAME!!!! In those EXACT words!!!!” / Tigress says: “I apologize for...hurting your...WHATEVER!!!!” / Stanley says: “Please don't let me be GONE!” / Tigress angrily says: “Who SAID that I have ANGER issues?!!!” / Sniz says: “The REAL Guano is now a member of Team Adversity!!!!” / Marlene shouts: “Christmas in JULY!!!!” / Craig groans: “I have no more feeling LEFT in my BODY!!!!” / Harvey gasps in shock: “I thought I was doing so well!” / Stanley nervously asks: “Can you position us somewhere...NOT in the middle of a raceway?!!!” / Super Chum shouts: “I cannot dedicate myself to this game show!” / Bulma says: “I'm too PRETTY to be killed!” / Suzie angrily says: “Unless you straighten UP and ACT like the Otto Rocket I KNOW and LOVE, you can consider the BOTH of us OFFICIALLY OVER!!” / Sniz says: “Guano clearly can't continue.” / Bulma sarcastically says: “Compared to ME, everybody else is DUMB and UGLY!!!!” / Marlene says: “Bulma leaving would make ME happy!” / Otto yells: “I'm SORRY!!!!” / Zim says: “Where I'm going, I don't NEED no roads!!” / Keswick says: “Just avenge me, guys. That's all I ask.” / Bulma sarcastically says: “I am SO scared...is what I WOULD say if ANY of you were an ACTUAL threat to me!!!!” / Angelica screams: “I get to STAY, PLAY, and WIN!!!!” / Zarbon hollowly says: “You have no idea, NO idea how powerful Freeza can be!” / Kaput shouts: “MOLES?!!! I'm allergic to MOLES!!!!” / Angelica screams: “I WANT A DIVORCE!!!!” / Oonski says: “Go ahead and GET rid of me!” / Dai Shi evilly says: “Freeza was COMPLETELY destroyed!!!!” / Captain Retro says: “I don't GIVE away parkas to any DRAGON ladies!!!!” The scene switches to Angelica breathing FIRE onto Taotie!!!! / Globitha happily yells: “I'm a MEMBER of the DEFAULT family!!!!” / Dudley says: “The BRAT is gone!!!!” / Zarbon says: “Your evil ends NOW!!!!” And Zarbon completely DESTROYS Dai Shi! / Sniz says: “Both Angelica Pickles and Otto Rocket are clearly too badly damaged to continue on in the game.” / The clip footage ends, and the words “Total Cartoon Global Cruise-Performance Review”, make a fancy exit off-screen. “Performance Review: Larry's Wonderful Christmas Time!” The episode starts up properly, and it opens up on a fully Christmas decked out feast of light and decorations, in the Performance Review Room! And suddenly, who should drop down from the sky, except a big guy who's ALL red?!!! Larry says: “Ho-ho-ho!!!! Merry Christmas!!!! No, I'm not Santa! The guy's busy! He's got a list, and he needs to check it twice, find out who's naughty, nice, and all that stuff! However, Eliza and Darwin wanted this Performance Review off to spend time with their Wild Thornberry family, and we felt obligated to agree! Luckily, I was in a generous mood, and decided to do guest hosting duties for a very special Christmas related performance review! Joining me for this hour of yuletide fun and merry making activities, are some special non-returning contestants from season one and two, and some eliminated contestants from THIS season! Roger Plotz, Ren Hoek, Ricky and Stimpy Jr., Aang the Avatar, Treeflower, Jimmy Neutron, Patty Mayonnaise, Lil Deville, Sandy Cheeks, Judy Funny, Haggis McHaggis, Pearl Krabs Barracuda Star, Fanboy, Kitty Katswell, Twister Rodriguez, and Dib Bitters! Plus, we've got a whole lot of eliminated contestants to catch up with, since we had our LAST Performance Review! Here to help us catch up, is everybody's favorite blond Fairy starlet...in her own MIND at least, is BLONDA!!!!” And Blonda comes floating down, in a very graceful manner, to the tune of “Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies,” actually DRESSED like a Sugar Plum Fairy! Larry asks: “Uh...overdoing the holiday theme a bit, or MUCH?!!!” Blonda asks: “Why shouldn't I be dressed for the occasion? After all, I FINALLY won a ZAPPY award! And it's MINE!!!! All MINE!!!! But seriously, Santa? Put me on your 'Nice' list this year! I've been a GOOD girl for like, almost...ten whole DAYS!!!!” Ren asks: “You think that's all it takes?! It takes a lot more than that, believe in ME!” Blonda eyes Ren, but she looks toward the in-house audience. Blonda says: “Ordinarily, I'd say something SNARKY about that, but I'm going to let it slide in honor of the great show we're going to be having today, even if Eliza isn't around to enjoy it! Will we be getting Mila Kunis instead?!!!” Larry rolls his eyes and says: “You're STILL on that kick?!” Blonda chuckles sheepishly and says: “Old habits die hard!” Larry says: “Well, sad to say, Mila Kunis was WAY too expensive for this show; we've already had to spend a BUTT LOAD of cash just to get everything that we've already gotten for THIS season! Song rights and anime animation aren't exactly CHEAP, you know! Luckily, we managed to find a famous, celebrity woman who will work for almost nothing! Our special guest star today, is Mrs. Claus herself; Nicole Sullivan!!!!” And Nicole Sullivan walks on-stage, to very loud applause, dressed as a young, HOT, Mrs. Claus! Nicole says: “Thank you! I'm comedienne/actress Nicole Sullivan! You probably DON'T remember me from my recurring role on King of Queens, or my starring role on Clone High U.S.A.; because, even I don't remember THAT last one, and I was supposedly ON it!!!!” Blonda suspiciously asks: “What's SHE doing here?!!!” Larry whispers to Blonda, and Larry says: “We HAD to have her ON!!!! She was the ONLY celebrity within our price range, not to mention, the ONLY celebrity available on such short notice!” Blonda says: “You could have just asked ME, and SAVED like, a $100!” Nicole says: “For YOUR sole information, I'm getting PAID $4,000 for this guest spot!” Blonda asks: “WHAT?!!! That's $3,000 more than MY starring gig! What makes you so special?!” Nicole says: “Oh, THAT'S right! I forgot, you live in La-La Land! Let me fill you in! I starred on FOUR seasons of Kim Possible; I starred on TWO seasons of Buzz Lightyear of Star Command; I starred on SIX seasons of MadTV, and I'm the ONLY actress whose career WASN'T ruined by having STARRED on that show; hate to break it to you, Alex Borstein!” Blonda asks: And that makes you famous?” Nicole says: “More famous than YOU, that's for sure!” Blonda grits her teeth and gets red in the face, but she poofs up a paper bag, and to herself, Blonda says: “Take deep breaths, DEEP calm breaths, and let it go!” And Blonda breathes like CRAZY into her paper bag! Larry says: “Anyways, it's time to announce the contestants who we have the pleasure of interviewing tonight on our Christmas edition of the Performance Review! Nicole?” Nicole says: “I'm on it! Sway-Sway the Breadwinner!” Larry says: “Harvey Beaks and Craig Slithers!” Nicole says: “Stanley S. Squarepants!” Larry says: “Super Chum and Guano!” Nicole says: “Invader Zim AND Keswick!” Larry says: “Kaput and Oonski the Great!” Nicole says: “Otto Rocket!” Larry says: “Last, and DEFINITELY least; Angelica Pickles!!!!” Blonda chuckles and says: “That's ONE girl who will be getting COAL in her stocking!” Despite her comment, everyone looks at Blonda strangely. Blonda asks: “WHAT?!!! I'm just SAYING what everyone is THINKING!!!!” Aang says: “Come on! That's not COOL! Angelica is in a LOT of extreme PAIN right now, and she just got THROUGH being possessed by an evil being! Believe me, I KNOW what being possessed by an evil being feels like!” Pearl adds: “And F.Y.I., it's not pretty if you're on the RECEIVING end of that evil!” Blonda says: “Well, it's just my personal opinion, that Angelica only has herself to blame for this situation. She LET Dai Shi talk her into letting herself get possessed by him; she FOOLISHLY decided to TRUST Dai Shi in sharing HER body; and Angelica even FOOLISHLY thought she could CONTROL Dai Shi! I mean, if Angelica CAN'T even handle Dai Shi, what hope would she possibly have against FREEZA?! Thank goodness HE isn't alive anymore!” Nicole, unsure, says: “Well, I'll take your word for it!” Larry says: “Finishing off a romantic tour of the world with his significant other, we've got our first guest! He's tall, he's green, he's feathered, and he wears blue! And of course, I'm talking about the deliverer of bread, named, Sway-Sway!” And the Rocket Van zooms in, and makes a PERFECT landing on the stage! Both Sway-Sway and Jenny get out! Nicole says: “WOW!!!! I wasn't informed we would be having any additional guests!” Larry says: “It's Christmas! We should expect these kind of surprises!” Blonda says: “Speaking of surprises; now that Eliza and Darwin aren't here to say, 'no,' it's time to unveil MY special surprise!” Treeflower asks: “You AREN'T going to do what I THINK you are going to do, are you?!!!” Blonda says: “That all depends! I call it, 'Hot or NOT; Truth or Mistletoe Edition!!!!'” And a bell filled with mistletoe dangles over Sway-Sway and Jenny. Blonda says: “Normally, I'm all for painful harm causing funny laughter from the audience, but, I need to stay on the 'Nice' list. So, I thought I'd COMBINE the game from LAST season, with the game from THIS season! The three of us will ask you questions, and for every thing you say that is true, you get to kiss each other!” Jenny asks: “And what if we lie?” Blonda says: “No penalty! 'Nice' list!” Sway-Sway says: “I can do this!” Larry asks: “Does it bother you that your show; Breadwinners, gets criticized as much as it does?!” Sway-Sway says: “As a matter of fact, it does! In my honest opinion, Teen Titans Go!; SUCKS much worse!” Nicole says: “That is true! Kiss!” (SMOOCH!) Blonda asks: “Does it surprise you that Oonski the Great has turned out to be the biological father to Daggett Doofus Beaver?” Sway-Sway says: “Honestly, it does. I knew Oonski was a Viking Beaver, but I never figured HIM for a louse! Just goes to show that sometimes, you don't always KNOW a guy the way you think you do!” Nicole says: “True again! Kiss!” (SMOOCH!) Nicole says: “One last question; do you believe Buhdeuce has the skills to make it past the team merge?” Sway-Sway says: “Personally, I believe that my right-hand duck has the skills to surprise everyone! I think he might even go all the way to the top!” Nicole says: “Surprisingly, true! Kiss!” (SMOOCH!) Jenny says: “Before we take our seats, I just want to announce that me and Sway-Sway are now engaged!!!!” Roger says: “WOAH!!!! Lucky!” Judy says: “Amazing!” Jimmy says: “Totally far out!” Nicole says: “Let me be the first to wish you, 'Congratulations.' Let me know if you need a performer for your wedding! I'm VERY available!” Blonda rolls her eyes and says: “Desperate, much?” Nicole says: “Not ALL of us are immortal Fairies like YOU, if you keep that in MIND!” Lil says: “Ooh, BURN!!!!” Larry says: “That will do. Go and take your seats, now.” And Sway-Sway, hand in hand with Jenny, take their seats next to Twister! Twister says: “Sway-Sway, you have got MAD dating skills! Care to teach me a trick or two?” Sway-Sway says: “You're on your own, there!” Twister snaps his fingers and says: “Darn it!” Nicole says: “Our next interviewing feature is a two for one special!” Larry says: “Two guys got eliminated in the same episode! Check it out!” Clip footage rolls of the two, eliminated contestants. Nicole says: “One was a young, eight year old, blue feathered duck, leaving the comforts of his own show for the VERY first time!” Larry says: “The other was a green snake, best friends/soulmates with Sanjay, and talented in multiple areas, even without the use of hands, arms, feet, or legs!” Nicole says: “The only thing they have in common, besides being animals you might find in the forest, is the fact that they were BOTH eliminated in the VERY same episode!” Larry says: “Harvey Beaks was BETRAYED by the devious Taotie! He crafted a plan to get Harvey Beaks out of the game, and Bulma convinced EVERYBODY to go along with the demented plan!” Nicole says: “Harvey Beaks might have gotten the boot off, but he was determined that he and the popularity of his own show, would go on and on! Speaking of, if his show EVER needs a reliable guest star, I'm VERY available!” Blonda angrily shouts: “Do you HAVE to say that every FIVE minutes?!!!” And Blonda quickly clasps her hands over her mouth, but in complete futility! (Confessional) Blonda says: “What am I DOING?!!! I'm letting some...MORTAL, get under my skin!!!! Santa, that was a moment of WEAKNESS! Don't dock me BROWNIE points for this! I need to keep up my Zappy winning streak!” (End Confessional) Blonda nervously says: “We can just edit out my out of character transgressions; RIGHT?!!!” Larry says: “No can do! In order for everyone here to be judged FAIRLY, by Santa, this episode goes out COMPLETELY unaltered from WHATEVER we record; naughty OR nice!” Blonda holds up her right hand, over her heart, and says: “Than I pledge myself, that I will have no more freak-outs on this episode, starting now!” Nicole says: “Because heaven knows, you can REALLY freak out just by being YOU!!!!” Blonda flies off-screen, and loudly screams: “AHHH!!!!” Than Blonda flies back on-screen, and says: “I mean, starting NOW!!!!” Larry says: “And Craig Slithers, despite only having a tail, two eyes, two nostrils, a mouth with some fangs, and a VERY long neck/stomach, Craig did pretty well for a snake!” Nicole says: “But in the end, a snake is just a snake, no matter HOW nice he is!” Blonda asks: “HEY!!!! How come YOU are acting so sarcastic and snippy? Aren't you worried about the Naughty list?” Nicole says: “HELLO!!!! In case you've forgotten, I WAS a star of MadTV for six seasons STRAIGHT! I get an automatic pass to the nice list for THAT!” Larry says: “You, Aries Spears, Debra Wilson, Michael McDonald, AND Bobby Lee for being in the six season and plus club!” Nicole rolls her eyes and says: “Don't remind me! Anyways, Craig Slithers game came undone during the Pisa Pizza Panic! Try saying THAT five times fast!” Larry says: “When the conveyor belts broke, Craig panicked, and started chowing down on the unfinished pizzas that slipped by Team Retro. Although this helped Team Retro stay professional as pizza finishers, it did help cost Team Retro a victory! And because Captain Retro made a deal with Team Adversity, the rival team, in exchange for winning, would take out the weakest member of Team Retro.” Nicole says: “And henceforth, it was Sayonara Town for Craig Slithers, out of the game!” And the clips end! Larry says: “And now, for your viewing pleasure, please give a hearty round of applause, to Harvey Beaks and Craig Slithers!” The spotlight pans to Larry's right, but neither of them emerge from either side of the stage! Patty asks: “I wonder what gives?” The answer comes from high above the stage, as Harvey shouts: “BANZAI!!!!” And swinging in WITH Craig Slithers, who is acting like a grappling hook, Harvey swings around like a wild child. But the audience is surprised by HOW wild Harvey is, because he's TOTALLY nude!!!! Harvey and Craig jump on the empty couch, to ROUSING applause!!!! Harvey says: “And Foo said that I wouldn't have the NERVE to use Craig like a grappling hook, to swing on in here NAKED!!!! He so owes me $20!!!!” Blonda shouts: “SISTER?!!!” Wanda poofs in and says: “You called?!” Blonda says: “Please clothe the naked boy.” Wanda asks: “What's the matter? Can't do it yourself?!” Blonda grits her teeth, and very tense, Blonda says: “I'm TRYING to stay on the NICE list!!!!” Wanda says: “It might be MORE nice if you did the job yourself! It would show some USEFUL charity!!!!” Blonda raises her wand, and POOFS Harvey into a green elves outfit! Blonda notices Wanda's look, and Blonda asks: “WHAT?!!! You told me to DRESS him! Not HOW to dress him!” Harvey says: “No worries! This is COOL! I've always WANTED to be dressed like an elf at least ONCE!!!!” Blonda gasps with triumph and says: “I did a GOOD job! I'm making PROGRESS!!!!” Wanda says: “Statistically speaking, you were BOUND to make some SOONER or later!” And Blonda, with a no nonsense look, raises her wand again. Wanda, warning, says: “Blonda, don't even THINK about doing what I think you're going to--.” But Blonda poofs Wanda away before Wanda can finish, and Wanda ends up all the way down at the SOUTH pole, with NO wand and only a yellow parka to keep her warm! Wanda, startled, says: “DO!!!! OOOH, you are GOING to be in SO much trouble when I get BACK!!!!” / Back in the studio, Blonda says: “Sorry, but I'm GOING to stay on the NICE list, and I can't DO that if you WILLINGLY try to provoke me into being ANGRY!!!!” Larry seriously asks: “Blonda, WHERE did you SEND her?!!!” Blonda shrugs and says: “How should I know?!!! I just sent her to the most remote location on Earth! I have NO idea where THAT is, but no matter WHERE it is, I wished for Wanda to be perfectly dressed upon arriving there! That IS what being NICE is about!” Nicole says: “If you were REALLY trying to be nice, you shouldn't have sent Wanda away, and without her wand, I might add!” Blonda says: “It's a HEALTHY precaution! I just need to keep Wanda away, LONG enough for me to secure my place on the Nice List! And F.Y.I., Santa? On the top of my list, I want 26 brand NEW episodes of The Fairly Oddparents; preferably to guest star ME, and with a female god-child!!!!” Sandy suddenly loses it and screams: “Crazy LADY, cut it OUT!!!!” And everyone gasps in shock at Sandy!!!! Larry asks: “What was THAT all about?!!!” Sandy sweats and says: “I don't know. Although, I am eight months in with being pregnant. Spongebob and I are going to become parents any day now, so, I guess I'm just nervous being here!” Lil says: “You TOTALLY didn't have to AGREE to come here, you know!” Sandy says: “But I WANT to be here, to help you celebrate the Christmas season! Could I call myself a good girl otherwise? Treeflower says: “I admire Sandy for her persistence! She's tough all the way!” Blonda, bored, says: “Can we get on with this, please?” Larry says: “I don't know. I'm enjoying catching up with everybody!” Blonda says: “Maybe now, but not if this show goes over it's hour limit!” Nicole asks: “And why is that?” Blonda says: “Maintaining a show of THIS high quality takes a lot of time and money! And if this episode goes OVER, they will take it OUT of our pay-checks!” Nicole says: “Maybe YOUR pay-checks, but not MINE! I get paid either way!” Groaning, Blonda says: “Maybe this whole thing WOULD be better if Eliza and Darwin were here, after all!” Larry says: “Even though, I would love to just chat with the eliminated peanut gallery all day, I do feel generous to Blonda! Harvey, Craig, it's time to chat!” Craig says: “Awesome! And by the way, if anybody is wondering, I've totally recovered from that pizza stuffing fiasco in Pisa!” Nicole says: “We kind of noticed by your slim body.” Craig says: “Irrelevant!” Larry says: “Anyways, that was kind of a wild entrance, Harvey. What gives?” Harvey says: “Well, I just didn't feel like I got tough enough, or risky enough during my stay on this game show. Maybe if I had, I'd still be on it. I mean, I'm not JUST a goody two shoes kid, that's only HALF of what I am!” Nicole asks: “Any idea on what the other half is, yet?” Harvey says: “Not yet. But I'll figure it out eventually!” Nicole says: “You do that!” Larry says: “And Craig, it must be awfully hard to be here without Sanjay. How are you coping?” Craig says: “As well as can be expected. It's been AGES since Sanjay and I have even been separated for a prolonged period of time. The last time that happened, I don't think Sanjay took the matter so well. But seeing as how he's not one of the eliminated contestants getting an interview, I guess that means Sanjay is doing well!” Haggis claps and says: “That's looking on the bright side!” Larry says: “One last question; who are you both rooting for to win?” Harvey says: “Right now, I'd have to pick Buhdeuce. He's the only duck STILL left in the game!” Craig says: “And I'm rooting for Sanjay! Come on, buddy! Don't let the Patel family down!” Larry says: “Thank you for your honesty. You may both take a seat!” Harvey and Craig both take seats close to Dib.” Dib asks: “Eight years old, and you're already as talented as you are?! What are you doing?!” Harvey says: “I read and study a lot! It comes from having a VERY great library in my town!” Twister says: “Cool!” Larry says: “Our next former contestant, also happens to be a representative from Spongebob Squarepants, just like I was during my season!” Nicole says: “And that's not all! This former contestant also happens to be RELATED to Spongebob! What are the odds of that?!” Blonda says: “On THIS show, about 3/58. Although that figure MAY change depending on how many children Sandy has!” And Sandy is doing her deep breathing! Treeflower asks: “Sandy, are you okay?!” Sandy gasps and says: “I'm just practicing! It never hurts to be prepared!” Larry says: “Speaking of being prepared, Stanley S. Squarepants, thought he was prepared for ANYTHING this season could throw at him!” Nicole says: “Sadly, Stanley was WRONG, WRONG, very, VERY wrong!!!!” Blonda says: “Roll the clip!...Footage, that is! That's a little humorous wrinkle WANDA never thought of!” (Clip footage rolls) Larry says: “Stanley S. Squarepants.” Nicole says: “Worrying about curses ONE minute, forgetting his lines the NEXT minute! So unprofessional!” Larry says: “Despite being on the precariously named Team Doom, Stanley manged to stick it out through the roughest of challenges!” Nicole says: “Even if his team-mates seemed to be disappearing to the right and the left of him!” Larry says: “When Team Doom got the chance to re-name themselves and became Team Adversity, Stanley was certain his luck had completely changed for the better!” Nicole says: “But it didn't take long for bad luck, and Team Retro, to start decimating Team Adversity in the same way it decimated Team Doom!” Larry says: “But Stanley was STILL determined to hold on!” Nicole says: “But in the end, it turned out to be Stanley's own social ineptitude and being oblivious to Spongebob's driving skills...or, rather; lack thereof, that ultimately threatened to send Spongebob off the deep end!” Larry says: “During the San Marino challenge, General Barracuda, through psychology, managed to produce a Spongebob who FINALLY earned his Driver's License!” Nicole says: “But the psychology, also temporarily made Spongebob more than a bit of a grade A jerk!” Larry says: “To be fair, Spongebob WAS under the impression that General Barracuda was manipulating his emotions! I mean, that FISH did temporarily control Patrick the same way for a time.” Nicole says: “Still, I don't think that gives Spongebob a valid reason to knock Stanley out of the racing challenge!” (Clip footage ends) Larry says: “But you got to give credit where credit is due; Spongebob DIDN'T vote Stanley out of the game just out of malice! Stanley genuinely lost! I'd expect nothing less from my team if I was in the same situation!” Blonda asks: “Oh, really?” Larry says: “I'm sitting out this season to let someone else have a shot at the grand prize. Besides, Craig and I have our hands full with Marty and Tony at home!” Nicole says: “Funny you should mention that, because Stanley is bringing WITH him, the lady who just so happens to be the surrogate mother for Marty and Tony!” Larry asks: “You mean, Girly Teengirl is going to be here?!” Nicole chuckles and says: “That's right! From under the ocean, they've traveled here! Please give some hearty applause to Stanley and Girly!” Stanley and Girly both walk on-stage, very surprised to hear the rousing applause for them! Stanley says: “Wow! I didn't think we'd get such a positive reception!” Larry says: “Welcome! And Girly, it's so good to see you again! How is MY Craig Mammalton doing with the kids?!” Girly says: “Never better! Craig is starting to teach the kids how to walk, they listen to Mozart to help them sleep, and they enjoy stories from Dr. Seuss before they go to bed!” Larry says: “That is GREAT news! How are you doing, Stanley?” Stanley says: “Well, at first, I felt terrible when my former team gave me the heave out of the plane. They thought it was all MY fault that Spongebob became desperate enough to go to General Barracuda, so that fish would give Spongebob the winning secret to become a great driver! But I SWEAR, I had no idea about the TERRIBLE driving history Spongebob had; Sherm never told me, and I never heard any of the reports from the rest of the family.” Girly says: “If I had been in the situation Stanley was in, I wouldn't have been so socially awkward! I happen to be an EXPERT in most social situations. And with the exception of Pearl's slumber party, there hasn't been one social situation where I was EVER considered a social outcast!” Pearl says: “I've apologized like, 10,000 times for mistaking YOU for Spongebob already! Give it a rest!” Stanley says: “But overall, I carried myself pretty well. I didn't bomb terribly in challenges, and I handled physical activities to the best of my ability. I didn't cause any problems by tripping or clumsiness! So, this game show turned out to be very good for me!” Nicole says: “I'll say! Why is Girly with you?” Stanley says: “After I fell out of the plane, I landed back in the ocean! I heard from Sherm that Girly really wanted to see me. After giving birth to surrogate children to Larry and Craig, she wanted to start her own family. And after watching my performance, Girly felt a lot of sympathy for me. We got together, really got to know each other. And now, we're going steady, so to speak!” Nicole says: “Looks like Total Cartoon Global Cruise, is turning into Total Cartoon Hook-up!” Larry says: “Speaking of 'Hook-ups,' now that Stanley is out of the competition, who would you two root for to win?” Girly says: “It's got to be Patrick! I think he's a lot more capable than people give him credit for.” Stanley says: “In spite of what happened, I'm still rooting for Spongebob to win. I don't hold his freak-outs against him!” Larry says: “Thank you for your time. You may both take your seats.” And Stanley and Girly, both take a seat next to Pearl! Pearl says: “Stanley, you and Girly look SO cute together!” Stanley and Girly simultaneously say: “Thank you!” And Girly says: “Jinx! You owe me a soda!” Stanley says: “Darn it!” Larry says: “Super Chum WAS scheduled to make an appearance for this show; but because he's busy helping Man-arctica save/clean up the environment; Super Chum had to weigh his priorities. However, he did have time to send us one quick video message for us! Let's watch it!” And Blonda poofs up the screen footage! (Clip) Super Chum says: “I just want to say that I had fun on the show, and I hope that everyone does their part to clean up messes all over Earth, and that everyone will help to make the Earth a better place to live in for themselves, and for future generations! I'll see you at the finale!” (Clip ends). Nicole says: “We've got to take a break for some important Christmas related commercials, but we'll be back to interview the remaining former contestants! Stay tuned!” (Commercial break) / I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted December 24, 2015 Author Share Posted December 24, 2015 It's time for the second and FINAL part of my Christmas Special of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise!"; "Performance Review: Larry's Wonderful Christmas Time!" / After the commercials finish airing, the camera opens up on Larry, Nicole Sullivan, and Blonda. Larry says: “Welcome back to our special Christmas Performance Review!” Blonda asks: “Nicole, do you think I'm going to get EXTRA Christmas presents for dressing up like a Sugar Plum Fairy?” Nicole says: “I wouldn't know, I don't HAVE to resort to such desperate measures to get on the Nice list!” Blonda groans and asks: “Why do you have to make this episode SO hard for me?!” Nicole says: “I don't know what triggers you. I'm in the dark here!” Blonda says: “Well, that makes my situation BETTER...slightly!” Larry says: “We have less than 8 hours before Santa gets airborne!” Nicole says: “But that's more than enough time for us to finish our Performance Review, so lets get to it!” Larry says: “We may not know WHAT he is, what his purpose WAS on Kappa Mikey, or whether or not he even HAS any special powers!” Nicole says: “Yet he's surprisingly the subject of about a dozen drawings on the Spongebob Community website alone, it's Guano!!!!” And Guano walks on to applause! Guano rolls his eyes and says: “Oh, SURE!!!! NOW I get the applause!” Blonda asks: “Why don't you take a comfortable seat around the tinsel and holly we've got that's left over from decorating?” Guano does so and asks: “I'm not going to be subjected to anything HUMILIATING, am I?” Larry answers: “Not for this Christmas special, you're not!” Guano sighs and says: “Finally, I catch a break! Even now that I actually DID participate as a contestant on the show, Lily STILL won't go on a date with me!” Nicole says: “If you ask me, you're too GOOD for her anyways! If she can't see just HOW adorable and cute you are now, she NEVER will!” Guano perks up and says: “You think I'm adorable AND cute?!!!” Nicole says: “Sure! You're like the Paul McCartney of...WHATEVER your species is supposed to BE!!!!” Guano groans and asks: “How is ANYBODY supposed to know WHAT I am if even WIKIPEDIA doesn't know what I am?! Seriously, look on the Wikipedia page for Kappa Mikey! It merely describes me as a small, fuzzy, purple creature with many strange habits and tendencies!” Nicole asks: “If you EVER have a REAL movie revolving around your show, do you think that issue will get resolved?” Guano says: “I sure hope so!” Nicole says: “In that case, just remember my availability! I am also VERY affordable!” Blonda mutters under her breath: “Diva!” Nicole perks up and says: “Thank YOU very much!” Blonda groans and she asks: “Don't you know SARCASIM when you hear it?!” Nicole says: “Yes! And, I also ignored it JUST to annoy you!!!!” And Blonda gets irritated by that comment! (Confessional) Blonda says: “Great! It's not enough she's getting paid MORE than me! She also has to annoy me ON purpose! I BETTER get everything I'm asking for THIS Christmas for putting up with THIS nonsense!” (End Confessional) Guano, unsure, asks: “Larry, I thought you were going to ask me how my game went, or something like that?” Nicole says: “I've seen every episode, you didn't HAVE much of one!” Larry says: “But I know of one sure fire way you can have some time in the spotlight! Since this IS a Christmas special, we HAVE to have at least ONE Christmas song! And we have decided to DECK the HALLS with a Paul McCartney SONG selection!” And nearly EVERYBODY groans at the announcement! Dib asks: “Does it HAVE to be THAT song?!” Larry says: “It's either THAT song or...The Twelve Days of Christmas!!!!” Pearl says: “Too bad Do They Know It's Christmas?; wouldn't work in this situation. That would be a WONDERFUL song to sing along to.” Ren says: “But also kind of sad, if you actually READ the words of the lyrics to the song!” Sandy says: “You said it!” / Genre: Paul McCartney/The Beatles. Sub-Genre: (Christmas) Pop Rock. Song: “Wonderful Christmas Time.” Sung by: Cast! Larry: “The mood is right, the spirits up!” Nicole: “We're here tonight, and that's enough!” Cast: “Simply having a wonderful Christmas time! Simply having a wonderful Christmas time!” Guano: “The party's on! The feeling's here; that only comes this time of year.” Cast: “Simply having a wonderful Christmas time! Simply having a wonderful Christmas time!” Sandy: “The choir of children sing their song!” Harvey, Stimpy Jr., and Ricky: “Ding dong, ding dong. Ding dong, ding oh! Oh!” Cast: “Simply having a wonderful Christmas time! Simply having a wonderful Christmas time!” Treeflower: “The word is out, about the town.” Jimmy: “To lift a glass.” Dib: “Ah! Don't look down!” (Everyone realizes that Blonda is floating them ALL in the air!) Cast: “Simply having a wonderful Christmas time! Simply having a wonderful Christmas time!” Blonda: “The choir of children sing their song, they practiced all year long.” Harvey, Stimpy Jr., and Ricky: “Ding dong, ding dong. Ding dong, ding dong. Ding dong, ding dong.” Pearl: “The party's on, the spirits up!” Stanley: “We're here tonight.” Girly: “And that's enough!” Cast: “Simply having a wonderful Christmas time! Simply having a wonderful Christmas time!” Haggis: “The mood is right, the spirits up!” Judy: “We're here tonight!” Patty and Roger: “And that's enough!” Cast: “Simply having a wonderful Christmas time! Simply having a wonderful Christmas time! Simply having a wonderful Christmas time! Simply having a wonderful Christmas time!” Larry: “Oh!!!! Oh!!!! Christmas time!” / And the Christmas song ends. Nicole says: “Seriously, there is a LOT of singing going on in this show! Any idea on how much money a girl can make with an album of songs just OFF of THIS show?!” Larry says: “If I had to guess, potentially; millions! If you market the album correctly!” Nicole says: “I should SERIOUSLY get myself a music agent!” Blonda says: “Well, save that for later! We've still got some guests to get to!” Larry says: “Right! Next up, it's another two for one special! And this time, the two eliminated contestants actually DO have something in common; being alien species!” Nicole says: “That's right! One is green, and does a LOT of talking, in what I can only ASSUME is a voice STOLEN from a red squirrel once voiced by Richard Horvitz!” Blonda says: “That's unusually specific!” Nicole says: “What can I say? I TEND to be a VERY specific person!” Larry says: “The other is furry, witty, and has an I.Q. BARELY fitting this room; please say hello to Invader Zim and Keswick!!!!” And Keswick walks in normally, with Zim flying in on a jet pack. Zim hovers down and lands on a chair, with Keswick sitting next to him. Zim groans and says: “The need to make an appearance feels COMPLETELY unnecessary! Why do I have to go through the motions?!” Keswick looks at him and says: “This is CHRISTMAS! Can't you at least ATTEMPT to be nice for this holiday special?!” Zim says: “My show had a Christmas Special; it was LITERALLY called, The Most HORRIBLE XMAS EVER!!!! Three guesses as to how THAT turned out with parents, and the first two don't count!” Blonda says: “I know of a way you can IMPROVE your image; play a game of Truth or Mistletoe with Dib!” Zim rolls his eyes and says: “No thanks! I'd rather do the interview! I feel like I've already degraded myself enough for one life-time! Bad enough that I'm only one of TWO Irkens still living!” Keswick raises his hand and asks: “Can I play Truth or Mistletoe with Kitty?!” Larry says: “May I ask why?” Keswick says: “So I can tell Kitty how I honestly FEEL about her!” Kitty stands up and says: “I already KNOW how you feel about me! I've been WATCHING every single episode that has aired so far! After I was eliminated, I've seen what's happened between you, Dudley, and Chameleon! In a way, I suppose it was MY fault, that Dudley partnered up with Chameleon. If I hadn't been so quick to distrust Chameleon and shoot up the idea of becoming friends with Chameleon; perhaps Dudley would be more attached to me.” Keswick says: “You know Dudley likes you, he's always going to!” Kitty asks: “Why do you say that?” Keswick says: “Dudley told me, that he can think of no one better to be a surrogate mother for him and Chameleon!” Kitty says: “That's oddly flattering, oddly enough! And what about you? Do you truly love me?” Keswick says: “We all have our quirks. Mine revolve around inventing; your quirks...revolve around getting distracted by beams of light, yarn and catnip! But I think together, we can power through our quirks together!” Kitty says: “That would be totally AWESOME!!!!” Zim waves his hands and shouts: “HELLO!!!! I thought you were going to TALK to BOTH of us!” Blonda says: “We WOULD, but we just don't have that kind of TIME! Besides, you already GOT interviewed LAST season, and that was a painful experience for you! Be thankful you're not doing it AGAIN!!!!” Zim shudders and says: “Believe me, I do!” Larry says: “Thank you for your time! Please take your seats!” Zim sits next to Dib, and Keswick sits next to Kitty! Dib says: “Honestly, I thought the other aliens on Team S.R.R.R.C., would not vote you out!” Zim says: “They saw me as a joke! A lot of good THAT did Kaput!” Larry says: “Speaking of Kaput, he's one of two guests being interviewed next!” Nicole says: “The one thing Oonski the Great and Kaput have in common, is the fact that they are BOTH considered villains!” Larry says: “One is a Viking Beaver, the other an intergalactic conqueror...on his GOOD days; which don't come often!” Nicole says: “Give it up for Oonski and Kaput!” And as Oonski and Kaput walk on, loud booing can be heard! Oonski leers at the audience and says: “Ah, 'Boo' yourselves! At least I'm not Justin Bieber!” Nicole says: “Heaven forbid THAT should happen!” And Oonski and Kaput take a seat. Larry says: “Oonski, you hold the world record for pillaging all the villages in a single county in a single day, in the FASTEST time! Kaput, you hold the intergalactic record for conquering, than LOSING, planets in the FASTEST amount of time! You were quite brilliant at strategies, and sabotages, respectively! Yet for Oonski, it ended up that his strategy to make a potential other team alliance, with Wally, Daggett, and Norbert respectively, backfired. Kaput, your knack for sabotaging ended up EXPLODING in your face! Because you never TOLD anyone that you were allergic to moles, they had no way of knowing that it was a potentially hazardous situation, to make you go through a field of mole holes.” Nicole says: “And now, you're both here as a result! What are your BIGGEST regrets?!” Oonski says: “No doubt, it's got to be my failure to recognize Daggett as my biological son! I didn't WANT to see it, which is why I didn't see it!” Nicole looks at Kaput, but he doesn't say anything. Nicole asks: “Kaput?” Kaput says: “I'm sorry...is what I WOULD say if I actually COULD feel sorry! I'm TRYING to remember what it FEELS like to HAVE any regrets! NOPE! Can't think of any!” Larry asks: “Not even the fact that if you had socialized more, and not been secretive, you probably wouldn't BE in the situation you are in now?” Kaput groans and says: “GREAT!!!! One mistake, and that's ALL my entire game play boils down to! The show was a LOT more exciting with me around! I can't BELIEVE Taotie voted me OFF! Well...actually I can, I just didn't THINK he'd do it before I could vote him off!” Nicole says: “Well, he COULD, DID, and that's why you are here!!!!” Blonda chuckles and says: “BURN!!!!” Larry says: “One last question. Now that you are both out of the game, who are you rooting for to win?” Oonski says: “I may not have been a GREAT father figure, in any WAY, shape or form, but I hope Daggett wins this!” Kaput says: “Zarbon, only because he would've voted for Angelica TWICE if she didn't have immunity in India!” Nicole says: “Thank you for your time. Please take your seats.” Oonski takes a seat next to Sway-Sway, while Kaput takes a seat next to Keswick. Sway-Sway warningly says: “Oonski, don't you DARE try to eat, beat, or STEAL anything around Jenny, okay?!” Oonski asks: “Why would I do that NOW? Being a father changes your outlook on things!” Blonda says: “Finally, the moment we've ALL been waiting for; the last interviews of this episode!” Larry says: “He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it ANYMORE obvious?!” Nicole says: “Actually, I think you can!” Larry says: “All right, then I will! He was a skater boy; Otto Rocket, to be precise. And in season one, Otto Rocket TRIED to win the love of one VERY conceited Angelica Pickles, only to get SHOT down every single one of his 10,000 tries! That's give or take a few hundred, of course!” Nicole says: “Ironically, in season two, it turned out that Angelica Pickles actually DID love Otto Rocket; but by then, Otto Rocket was already getting OVER her!” Larry says: “In season two, Otto Rocket abandoned the idea of a hook-up with Angelica Pickles, with the more emotionally mature Suzie Carmichael.” Nicole says: “That's not to say Otto and Suzie didn't fight.” Larry says: “Otto was disgusted by Suzie for starting the romantic gesture under a ruse; the ruse, was to make Angelica Pickles JEALOUS that it was SUZIE getting cuddle time with Otto Rocket, and NOT Angelica!” Nicole says: “But in season three, Angelica's temper EXPLODED when she found out that Suzie and Otto had KISSED!!!!” Larry says: “That was ONE nasty meltdown that happened between all three of them! I'm glad I didn't get caught in the middle of that!” Nicole says: “But Angelica's departure, didn't mean smooth sailing for Otto and Suzie.” Larry says: “In Greenland, Otto got MAD at Patrick, who was dissing on Otto for his smug, arrogant behavior!” Nicole says: “In a fit of rage, Otto tried to beat up Patrick, and ended up SOCKING Guano!” Guano says: “F.Y.I., that REALLY hurt!” Larry says: “The biggest problem of that situation was, Suzie SAW the big transgression!” Nicole says: “Suzie was APPALLED that Otto was behaving the way he was, and DEMANDED that he apologize for his behavior!” Blonda says: “And rightfully so, I might add!” Larry says: “But Otto; proved to be even MORE arrogant and stubborn than he looked, and REFUSED to apologize for his behavior!” Nicole says: “So Suzie decided to give Otto an ultimatum. Either he could apologize, or it would be ALL over between the two of them!” Larry says: “Initially, Otto tried to do everything BUT apologize, in order to get Suzie to love him again! Denial, Anger in the form of trying AND failing to hook up with Phoebe, Bargaining with the scene from Say Anything, Depression in saying he was sorry without really meaning it, and FINALLY accepting that his apology had to come from the heart!” Nicole says: “Otto FINALLY apologized for real, and Suzie TOTALLY made up with him!” Larry says: “Otto was SPARED from the chopping block at Bangkok, but things got UGLY in India, when Angelica Pickles made an UNWELCOME comeback!” Blonda says: “That girl is like a COCKROACH! Unless you chop off the HEAD, it keeps coming back!” Larry says: “Angelica was on a mission to make Otto Rocket INSANELY jealous, and then put Suzie through the MOST unimaginable pain that anyone could think of!” Nicole says: “But Angelica never got around to trying to get back at Suzie, because she had her hands full with TRYING to make Zarbon the object of Angelica's new found romantic interest!” Larry says: “But Zarbon wanted nothing to DO with Angelica, and who can BLAME him?! I certainly don't want anything to do with Angelica!” Nicole says: “It was only around Nepal and Mount Everest, that it was discovered that Angelica was being possessed by Dai Shi!” Larry says: “The demented Dragon wanted revenge against the human race, and DECEIVED Angelica into letting Dai Shi possess her!” Aang says: “It just goes to show you that you should NEVER try to get what you KNOW you can't have!” Blonda asks: “What do you mean by that?” Aang says: “Angelica wanted to get revenge at ANY cost; and I don't think she realized that she was already a day late and a dollar SHORT in that department!” Nicole says: “True that!” Larry says: “Thankfully, Zarbon had an idea of how to DISPOSE of Dai Shi WITHOUT killing Angelica!” Nicole says: “Zarbon melted the ground from underneath Angelica's feat, which caused Angelica to FALL into a sixty foot deep crevasse! It BROKE every bone in Angelica's body...AGAIN!!!!” Blonda says: “And after she went to ALL the trouble of crying, WHINING, and SCREAMING at me to HEAL her so that she could go to get her revenge! Serves her right, I should say!” Larry says: “Unfortunately, Dai Shi wouldn't go DOWN so easily!” Nicole says: “Dai Shi ABANDONED Angelica's body, and tried to possess Suzie!” Larry says: “But Otto got in the WAY, and totally REFUSED to act on Dai Shi's will!” Blonda says: “Brave, but not very SMART of Otto Rocket!” Larry says: “True that, because Dai Shi put the LITERAL and/or PHYSICAL burn on Otto, and sent HIM into the crevasse WITH Angelica!” Nicole says: “But this PROVED to be Dai Shi's LAST mistake! Without a body to hide in, Zarbon USED the opportunity to shoot a BIG arrow of light into Dai Shi, which exploded and DESTROYED the dragon for good!” Larry says: “Unfortunately, it was already game over for Angelica Pickles and Otto Rocket! Their injuries were too severe to allow them to carry on in the game; which is why they both had to bid farewell to the game show and any chances of winning $44.44 million, AGAIN!” Nicole says: “And now, we can get the reactions from the contestants themselves! Everybody cheer for Angelica Pickles and Otto Rocket!!!!” The audience cheers loudly, but only Otto Rocket comes onstage, in crutches! Blonda asks: “Why are only you here? We want Angelica!” Otto says: “She's STILL in intensive care! Her injuries were a lot WORSE than mine!” Larry asks: “Are you kidding? You got BURNED by Dai Shi, THEN you fell down a 60 foot crevasse!” Otto says: “I had Angelica to break my fall. Besides, I'm a quick healer; I'm used to breaking my bones on a semi-regular basis. Doesn't mean I enjoy it, I'm just used to it.” Blonda says: “That's disappointing. I was all SET to give Angelica Pickles the lecture of a LIFETIME for all the antics she's pulled on everyone!” And a familiar voice says: “That's nowhere NEAR the lecture YOU should receive!!!!” Blonda gets started and shouts: “WHAT?!!!” And Wanda, floats down onto the stage, with her wand back. Blonda is flabbergasted and asks: “How did you get BACK here so fast?! Federal Express?!” Wanda says: “Actually, a certain someone named Santa Claus got my Christmas Wish, and all I really wanted, was to be home for Christmas! So Santa picked me up, and gave me a ride back here!” And the audience cheers LOUDLY at Wanda's announcement! Wanda asks: “Now who says Christmas miracles aren't POSSIBLE anymore?!” Then suddenly, Sandy Cheeks gasps and drops to the floor in AGONY!!!! Pearl rushes to Sandy's side, and Pearl asks: “What's happening?!” Sandy groans and says: “I think my water broke during the last commercial break! The babies are COMING!!!!” Larry shouts: “We need towels! A lot of towels, stat!” Nicole says: “Blonda, you're a nurse! Go...nurse!” Blonda says: “I only PLAY a nurse on television! I don't know HOW to be a nurse for REAL!!!!” Nicole slyly says: “It might earn you another ZAPPY!!!!” Blonda says: “Second Zappy, here I come!” And Blonda rushes to help! The camera pans back to Otto and Nicole, and Otto says: “It's amazing how one Squirrel's pregnancy, can make EVERYONE forget about the awesomeness of Otto Rocket!” Nicole rolls her eyes and says: “Not EVERYTHING revolves around YOU, Mr. Ocean Shores!” Stanley asks: “What should I do?! Oh, I WISH Spongebob was here!” Blonda gasps and REALIZES she has a MAGICAL touch with her wand! Blonda says: “I sure HOPE I remember how to DO this!!!!” And Blonda waves her wand, and SPONGEBOB pops into the room! Spongebob asks: “You didn't REALLY think there would be a Christmas Special without ME, did you?!” Girly says: “Less talking, more helping! Your WIFE is delivering!” Spongebob gasps and says: “OH!!!! Sandy, how are you doing?!” Sandy gasps in delight and says: “Much better! Now that YOU are here!” Spongebob says: “Stay calm, and relax! Everything is going to be all right!” Sandy lovingly looks at Spongebob and says: “I know!” Blonda gasps and screams: “THEY'RE HERE!!!! The kids are here!!!!” Nicole turns around and says: “Awesome! Dry them off so we can see!” And the towel is lifted off of three new-born sponges, and one new-born squirrel! Ren Hoek pats Spongebob on the back, and Ren says: “Congratulations, Spongebob, you're a dad!” Spongebob sheds a tear of joy and says: “I'm a DAD!!!! Gary will be SO surprised when Sandy gets home!” Sandy cuddles up with her bundles of joy and says: “I've decided on the names. Stephan, John, Joe, and Peter!” Spongebob says: “I like that! It's going to be so great back in Bikini Bottom! A REAL Christmas miracle!” Wanda says: “Speaking of Christmas miracles, Santa wanted me to GIVE something to YOU, Blonda!!!!” Blonda gasps as she grabs the letter! Blonda says: “I'm so EXCITED!!!! Is it another ZAPPY Award?!!! Tell me it's another Zappy Award!!!!” And Blonda gasps in sullen shock after she reads the letter. Wanda smirks and smiles! Wanda asks: “Well?!” Blonda says: “Santa says I have been very naughty, and my callous attempts to get myself on the nice list only prove what a not nice person I am! And if I don't want to end up on the Naughty List NEXT Christmas; I need to become a contestant on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, and prove my worth as a contestant.” Wanda asks: “Isn't it EXCITING?!!! You're FINALLY going to get the EXPOSURE you want!” Blonda groans and says: “But I DIDN'T want it like THIS!!!! Tell me, why would you DO this to your own sister?!” Wanda says: “Maybe I just want to teach you a little something called 'humility!'” Blonda rolls her eyes and says: “Very well! But I'm not going onto the show alone! I'm taking a guest WITH me!” Blonda looks at everyone, and grabs Larry's claw! Blonda says: “Larry, you'll make a FINE first ally going onto Total Cartoon Global Cruise!” Larry asks: “But why do I have to go?! I don't need to win another season!” Blonda asks: “Not even for your children? You could provide them a good college education with the $44.44 million if you can WIN it!” Larry says: “All right, I'll compete, but only because I want the best that I can have for my children, if I can!” Nicole says: “And on that note, we are ALL out of time for today's Performance Review! But please tune in next time, even if I won't be here to entertain you. Eliza and Darwin will be back to resume regular hosting duties. Until that time, this has been a very special Christmas Performance Review, of Total Cartoon Global Cruise!” / Episode Notes: First Christmas episode of the “Total Cartoon” series since “Season's Fleetings/The Greatest Game Show On Earth!” Also the first “Performance Review” to take place during Christmas! As punishment for her callousness, Blonda is FORCED to become a contestant on “Total Cartoon Global Cruise” starting with this episode, and she takes Larry the Lobster with her! Spongebob, Girly Teengirl, Jenny Quackles, and Nicole Sullivan, all have special guest appearances in this episode. This marks the first time an episode has had only ONE featured song since “General Barracuda's Legends of the Hidden Temple.” Sandy Cheeks and Spongebob become Mother and Father respectively, with Stephan, John, Joe, and Peter; three sponges, and one squirrel. / Personal Notes: Going the extra mile isn't always easy, but I think taking the time to write this out gives this Christmas Special a lot more quality than it would have, and I think it shows. Next time, I'll get back to posting REGULAR episodes of “Total Cartoon Global Cruise!” That's it for my episode idea today! Enough said, true believers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted December 31, 2015 Author Share Posted December 31, 2015 (edited) This might be the last new episode I get to write in 2015, I hope you enjoy it! / Sniz is in the cock-pit and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, 32 contestants landed down in Nepal, nice, quiet Nepal. But it soon proved to be anything BUT quiet; because it turned out that Angelica was being possessed by the FIERY Dai Shi! Zarbon discovered this, and tried to bury the problem DEEP, by sending Angelica DOWN a 60 foot crevasse! But Dai Shi wasn't willing to give up THAT easily! He tried to possess Suzie, but Otto GOT in the way! Otto proved to be TOO tough for Dai Shi to possess, and Dai Shi set Otto Rocket on FIRE; and Otto FELL into the crevasse with Angelica! Zarbon FINALLY finished off Dai Shi for good, with an incredible burst of power! Pretty impressive, Zarbon! Meanwhile, Team Retro and Team Adversity fought it out for supremacy, climbing to the First Base Camp of Mount Everest. But Team Retro won out in the end, having ALL of their team-mates arrive there at the same time. However, Team Retro's victory ended up costing them. After eliminating Angelica Pickles and Otto Rocket for their injuries, all the remaining contestants were subject to the TEAM redistribution; all three teams would now only have ten contestants apiece. And Team Adversity, renamed themselves Team TUFF! Ordinarily, that would be the whole story, but in the last Performance Review, Blonda found out she had been a VERY bad girl, and had to become a contestant on our show, in order to NOT be a bad girl! And she's bringing along a guest, Larry the Lobster! How much cooler will things GET on our show?! I'll give you a hint! (Imitates Yakov Schmirnoff) In Former Soviet Russia, you don't get too cool for school, school gets too cool for YOU!!!! (Normally) It's off to the land that was home to the Czar's and Berishnikoff on a brand new episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise! I wonder how you say that in Russian?" (The show intro gets played, with CHANGES highlighted in caps.) / The show intro opens up on an open field, showing Sanjay first. He sees red swim trunks flying away, and he quickly grabs Craig to cover himself, because he realizes they are his! Otto Rocket shoots himself out of a rocket, while Twister twists around a half-pipe during Otto's rocketing! It zooms forward to show Reggie and Rocko happily surfing together! BLONDA zooms in on a jetpack, having stolen Zim's human guise, and Dib and Zim also wearing jet-packs, fly after HER! They pass by Lil Deville and Stimpy dancing together in a dusty desert. In the desert, Bulma is tinkering with some kind of a radar, while Captain Retro offers her his advice, only to be distracted by Marlene's natural beauty and charms, oblivious to the fact that Skipper is running around in the back-ground, trying to avoid the laser blasts from Kaput! A laser blast segues into Timmy Turner, Fanboy, Chum-Chum, and Stanley hiking through a forest, looking hopelessly lost! On top of the tress, Harvey Beaks is looking for signs of civilization, and points it out when he sees Guano jumping towards a big city! In the big city, Patty Mayonnaise, Judy Funny, and Roger Plotz are looking around at the big sites, and they spot the Statue of Liberty! On the Statue of Liberty, Zarbon pulls up Treeflower, flashing a bright white smile of his! Patrick runs forward, pushing Robot in a baby carrier, but he trips over Chameleon, and Robot falls, into the loving arms of Globitha, in the arctic! Pearl is looking at a picture of Patrick, looking confused, until she panics when she sees an angry polar bear growl at her! It turns out to be Po wearing a mask, but he gets tackled by Tigress, who begins to love him roughly! This segue-ways into Jimmy Neutron, Wally, and Phoebe looking for a good seating space on a plane. The camera zooms forward into the cockpit, to show General Barracuda piloting, with Sniz in the co-pilot chair, and Fondue as a food server! It zooms even further to the Space Needle in Seattle, as it shows Keswick trying to summon up the nerve to talk to Kitty, but he's knocked aside by Dudley, but Kitty refuses to talk to Dudley! Keswick falls onto Randolph, who is helped up by Dog, in the jungles of South America. Gonard is walking with Suzie Carmichael, as she cuts her way through the jungle, but when she BUMPS into LARRY, SUZIE gets SCARED and runs AWAY, until SHE winds up at an ancient Incan Temple. At the temple, Heffer and Monster Krumholtz are busy trying to eat all the exotic fruits they can, with Taotie judging them! Meanwhile, Haggis creeps forward to grab an Oscar, but it triggers a trap, and Oonski the Great chases after them! The Breadwinners Sway-Sway and Buhdeuce, in their Rocket Van, fly around after him, and see the Sargasso Sea, where many shipwrecked ships are found! On one of them, Norbert, Daggett, and Spongebob are surprised to see the Ghost of the Flying Dutchman rise up to scare them! It then shows the entire cast in pyramid formation on top of the plane, while the plane flies over Paris France, London England, Austrailia, the Grand Canyon. On the plane, with the cast in pyramid formation, the cast sings along to the song playing. This continues until Stanley gets hit in the face by an eagle! General Barracuda decides to swerve, causing all of the contestants to fall through the sky! They all open up their parachutes, and float down to the ground, landing safely. Except for Timmy Turner, who falls straight down to the ground, passing the words "Total Cartoon Global Cruise" created by Jason Cantu, as he falls with a thud, and the sequence ends. During the sequence, The Beatles song “Back In the U.S.S.R.” plays. “Oh, flew in from Miami Beach B.O.A.C., didn't get to bed last night. On the way the paper bag was on my knee. Man, I had a dreadful flight. I'm back in the U.S.S.R.! You don't know how lucky you are, boy. Back in the U.S.S.R.! (Yeah!) Been away so long, I hardly knew the place. Gee, it's good to be back home. Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case. Honey, disconnect the phone. I'm back in the U.S.S.R.! You don't know how lucky you are, boy. Back in the U.S.--Back in the U.S.--Back in the U.S.S.R.! Well--well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out, (WHOO HOO!) They leave the West behind. (Well, well, well) And Moscow girls make me sing and shout, (WHOO HOO!) That Georgia's always on my m-m-m-m-m-mind! Aw come on! Ho, yeah! Ho, yeah! Ho, ho, yeah! Yeah, yeah! Yeah, I'm back in the U.S.S.R.! You don't know how lucky you are, boys. Back in the U.S.S.R.! Well—well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out, (WHOO HOO!) They leave the West behind. (Well, well, well) And Moscow girls make me sing and shout! (WHOO HOO!)That Georgia's always on my m-m-m-m-m-mind! Oh, show me around your snow-peaked mountains way down south, take me to your daddy's farm! Let me hear your balalaika's ringing out, come and keep your comrade warm! I'm back in the U.S.S.R.! Hey, you don't know how lucky you are, boys. Back in the U.S.S.R.! Oh, let me tell you, honey! Hey, I'm back! I'm back in the U.S.S.R.! Yes, I'm free! Yeah, back in the U.S.S.R.!” / "Larry and Blonda: Back In the U.S.--Back In the U.S.--Back in the--What Do You MEAN They No Longer Call It the U.S.S.R.?!" / The diminished, but still confidant Team Retro, is relaxing in first place. Wally gets himself a banana, and sits down next to Marlene and Captain Retro! Wally says: "Thank you for keeping me in Team Retro! I'm very honored that you think of me as an important member of your team!" Captain Retro says: "Of course I do! Your intelligence carries you far, and you have the kindness and generosity to see the good in others. You just have to be careful; you must not let those who are evil and malicious exploit that kindness and generosity." Marlene asks: "What do you mean by that?" Captain Retro says: "Now that there are only 30 contestants remaining in the game, it's only a matter of time before we get to the individual challenges. Meanwhile, the other two teams are going to be fighting harder than ever to knock us out of first place! They may try to use our natural tendencies of kindness and generosity against us! Don't let your guard down around the other teams, no matter WHO it is! Keeping our numbers safe until the merge is what is most important right now!" Wally says: "I understand. You can count on me to stay vigilant!" (Confessional) Wally says: "As a Rocket Monkey, I was never treated very highly, and very rarely, was I ever treated like a hero. But Captain Retro has given me so much self-confidence in myself! So, it's more than a little strange that I'm getting a pep talk right now, in the midst of our success! But I can understand where Captain Retro is coming from. It has been no easy feat for this team to win so often, no matter how easy Captain Retro makes it look! He must know this; otherwise, he and the others wouldn't be playing as hard as they are! I owe it to do the same and play my hardest! I want to do my part for Marlene, and help us get as far to the top as we possibly can!" / Captain Retro says: "Running a team isn't as easy as running a radio show. As a D.J., I'm usually just a team of me. But Team Retro, there are other egos in play, and they might not think about the dangers that I can clearly see. I consider it my duty to keep my fellow contestants SAFE from such danger; that's why I'm looking out for them!" (End Confessional) Reggie sighs with disbelief and she says: "I can't believe that my brother is gone, AGAIN!!!! And unlike Lil Deville, I don't think he will be coming back a third time!" Rocko says: "Still, a part of you MUST be relieved about Angelica! She was being possessed by Dai Shi! Maybe you can still be friends with her!" Reggie says: "That would be nice! Because the way Angelica left the first time was just AWFUL! To be humiliated like that? I thought that was totally uncalled for!" Rocko says: "And you were the only one who looked past Angelica's faults, and didn't vote for her. That took a lot of maturity on your part." Reggie says: "Thank you, Rocko. We're not even to the team merge yet, and already, this is the longest I've ever lasted in a competition, in terms of the number of contestants I've outlasted! You're not nervous about the upcoming team merge?" Rocko says: "For starters, we still don't know when that's going to happen. And even when it happens, we're still going to have each other. I'd have to be voted off before I'd let anyone vote YOU off again!" Reggie happily asks: "Do you REALLY mean that?!" Rocko lovingly says: "You know I do! If there's any possibility that you can make it to the Final Three, I'm going to help you get there!" Reggie happily says: "Thank you!" (Confessional) Reggie says: "It's one thing to start off strong in a competition, its another thing to stay strong throughout the entire game! I think the reason I have such good staying power, is that I've learned how to pace myself! Unlike Otto, I don't use up my entire strength at the beginning! The important thing is not to burn out before you even get to a resting point! That's why I've been very careful to make moves where they count, and not to burn any bridges unless I have to! I have no idea if I might need to cross those bridges again, later! Foresight is one of the most important things to have in a game of this nature!" / Rocko says: "Endurance comes easy for me. It's one of the primary reasons I was able to make it to the Final Six, TWICE! I don't know how much longer I'll have the security of Team Retro, but I will definitely enjoy Reggie's company either with or without it! I believe that Reggie can win, and that's why I'm helping her!" (End Confessional) Po is stretching, and getting ready for the day. Po says: "I am feeling SO totally pumped right now!" Tigress says: "As am I. Now that our team is down to ten, I feel confidant that our team is down to its core members, and that our chances of winning have never been better!" Stimpy says: "Wow! You sure feel confidant!" Tigress says: "I have a very good reason to! If I didn't feel confidant, I wouldn't have made it this far! It's all about strength and endurance! And if there's one thing that I have a lot of, its strength and endurance!" Stimpy says: "Those are technically two things, if you WANT to get technical!" Tigress says: "That's irrelevant! I just want to focus on winning!" Norbert says: "This is not the time to get carried away! We're in uncharted territory with this whole Team Redistribution thing!" Daggett says: "Not to mention that MOST of us, have never even LASTED this many episodes INTO the competition!" Stimpy says: "And we STILL have more than halfway to go before it's over!" Tigress scoffs and says: "I'm not worried, and you shouldn't be either! And if you feel less than confidant about your own strengths; I can safely say that I have enough strength for ALL of us!" Marlene smirks and says: "But do you have enough BRAINS for all of us?!" Tigress rolls her eyes and asks: "Do you EVER stop with your sarcastic remarks?!" Marlene says: "I'll stop being sarcastic when it stops being funny, OKAY, Tigress?!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "As in, NEVER!!!!" / Daggett says: "This is almost five times the amount of time that I lasted in season one! That wasn't a long amount of time! I think one of the advantages I have for this season, is that I had a whole season off, and I got to learn from so many mistakes made by the contestants in season two. Even so, I wouldn't have banked on my ability to make it THIS far! But as long as I have Norbert on my side, I believe that the two of us can persevere past just about ANYTHING!" / Stimpy says: "Despite Tigress and I BOTH being felines, we are very different from each other! I don't like to fight, she likes to do nothing BUT fight! At least we're on the same team/side! If I had to compete against Tigress, that would be a challenge even a whole TEAM would have trouble fighting against!" / Tigress says: "If there's one thing I've learned from my experience on this show, is that true competitors are few and far in between. As of right now, the only real worries I have are Captain Retro, Zarbon, Bulma, and Marlene, all for different reasons. Po is strong, but I can DEFINITELY outsmart HIM! As for the others, they are going to be trickier to outlast then merely using strength and smarts alone! Beating them won't be easy! If it WERE easy, I would've done it before now! But any challenge that can be done, I will find a way to conquer it and beat it!" (End Confessional) In Normal Class, the newly formed Team TUFF and the re-strengthened Team S.R.R.R.C. are trying to figure a way out of their predicament of NOT winning! Buhdeuce asks: "Can anybody explain to me how we have an alien, four heavyweights, a brainy beauty, a King, a Penguin Commando, me, and the new guy, and we STILL can't figure a way to STOP Team Retro's WINNING?!" King Julien says: "Maybe Tigress was right; maybe it's not that we're so bad with LOSING, maybe they're just that good with WINNING!!!!" Skipper says: "Which is why we need to work harder than EVER in order to do it!" Gonard asks: "Do you think WE can do it?!" Bulma says: "Maybe YOU can't, but I can! After all, I have a 212 I.Q. AND I graduated with honors at West City University! I can think of ANYTHING I want!" Taotie sarcastically asks: "How about SHUTTING UP?!!! Can you think of THAT?!!!" Zarbon, warning, says: "Don't talk that way to Bulma! Most of us wouldn't BE here right now if it weren't for her OR me! After all, who comes up with ALL the good ideas? Bulma and ME!!!! Who does most of all the work? Bulma and ME!!!!" Monster asks: "And that's why you're defending her? So what does that make the two of you; soulmates?" Zarbon says: "NO! I have a GIRLFRIEND!!!!" Heffer says: "So you say!" Zarbon says: "I DO!!!! Honestly, you sound as surprised to hear that I have a girlfriend, as you are that Taotie was once MARRIED!!!!" Taotie says: "I RESENT that remark!" Sanjay says: "And I might be new here, but I have just as much right to get some input into this team as anyone else!" Bulma says: "Okay, and what kind of input do YOU plan on bringing to the table?!" Sanjay says: "How about telling us a plan to come out on top OVER Team Retro?! You told us that you can think of ANYTHING you want! Why not tell us?!" Bulma thinks about it, smiles, and says: "All right, I'll tell you, but it's going to cost you! A 50 way SPLIT between ME and the WINNER if I DON'T win this thing!!!!" (Cockpit Confessional) Sniz says: "Wow! Sneaky, pretty, AND nasty!!!!" General Barracuda says: "I KNEW there was a reason we wanted her on THIS show!" Sniz says: "I sure know how to pick them, don't I?!" (End Confessional) Buhdeuce says: "Are you out of your MIND?!!! We're NOT going to AGREE to that!!!!" Gonard says: "I figured you for DELUDED. but now I know that you're FULL of it! That's the CRAZIEST thing you've EVER demanded, bar none!" Taotie says: "Agreed! You can take THAT proposal and SHOVE it up your BUTT!!!!" Bulma shrugs her shoulders and says: "Fine! Learn your inferiority the HARD way! It's no skin off MY nose!" (Confessional) Bulma says: "So much for winning the EASY way! As IF they have any CHANCE without me! Well, we will DEFINITELY see who laughs last, won't we?!" / Taotie says: "There are days when I think Bulma will be reasonable, and THEN there are some days when I want to TEAR out Bulma's brain and BLAST it all the way to Kingdom COME!!!! She is SUCH an ENIGMA!!!! I have NEVER encountered a woman like THAT before in my LIFE!!!! Not even my former WIFE!!!!" / Zarbon says: "Honestly, I'm SURPRISED Bulma is STILL around! All of the opportunities we had to get rid of her, and SOMEHOW, she ALWAYS manages to point out a fact; a fact that there's someone we NEED to dispose of more than her! If she didn't have that BRAIN of hers, I wouldn't PRETEND to be interested in her! Unfortunately, I need her brains; so I'll do what I must in order to get farther in the game! If I can get rid of Dai Shi, I believe that I can accomplish ANYTHING!" / Sanjay says: "I honestly feel better with my chances on Team S.R.R.R.C. than I do on Team TUFF, but with Zarbon and Taotie ALWAYS trying to outdo each other in the scheming departments, Bulma PROBABLY directing them BOTH at each other and NOT at her, and three guys more focused on EATING than on winning, it's really tough to be HERE! It's NOTHING like the Team Retro dynamics! I MISS having Craig with me!" / Buhdeuce says: "What does a guy have to do, to NOT be surrounded by someone like Bulma?! I'd REALLY like an answer to THAT!" / Gonard says: "Honestly, I REALLY think Bulma must be compensating for something!" (End Confessional) Fondue looks in the cock-pit, and sees that Sniz is NOT inside! Fondue says: "All RIGHT! I get to make the flight announcement!" General Barracuda says: "I don't think that's such a good idea!" Fondue says: "Sniz can't complain if he's NOT here! I'm going for it!" Fondue activates the intercom and says: "Attention passengers, we've got a VERY special challenge for you today! It involves going into a place called...Leningrad, U.S.S.R., where your teams will be competing for a chance to pick up a new contestant in the form of Larry the Lobster, or Blonda!" Sniz cuts into the intercom and says: "Actually, they no longer CALL it the U.S.S.R., Fondue!" Fondue shouts: "What do you MEAN they no longer call it the U.S.S.R.?!!!" Sniz says: "I knew you couldn't resist trying to do the flight announcement without me, so, I left you an outdated map, that's 25 years old! So you just made yourself sound like an idiot in front of an international audience of BILLIONS! We're going to St. Petersburg, Russia, where the teams will be competing for a chance to pick up in the form of Larry and Blonda! We'll be landing soon!" Fondue says: "I HATE my life!" Dudley asks: "A NEW contestant?!" Chameleon says: "And he said it was either Larry or Blonda!" Suzie says: "I know who Larry is! He's the guy who co-won this show LAST season! But...I wonder who Blonda is?" Phoebe says: "If I remember correctly, I think she has a connection to The Fairly Oddparents!" Robot sighs and rolls his eyes, and Robot says: "Just what that show DOESN'T need, more exposure!" Globitha asks: "What's wrong with Blonda getting exposure?" Patrick says: "It's not so bad for Blonda, I'm more worried about Anti-Timmy." Spongebob asks: "Why is that?" Patrick says: "I can't understand why, but I just KNOW that Anti-Timmy is STILL being kept on the plane by somebody! And if there's a contestant, especially a FAIRY contestant representative from The Fairly Oddparents, it's going to ACCELERATE Anti-Timmy's decay even MORE! Unstable anti-magic can't be in such close proximity to regular magic without suffering from decay!" Chameleon says: "But at least, we have a solid team dynamic, so we should be all right, even in spite of that, right?" Dudley says: "No matter what this show throws at us, we'll confront it head on!" Dog says: "As long as we're together, I know we'll be all right!" Randolph says: "Team TUFF will come out on top, and I LOVE it!" (Confessional) Robot says: "It just FRIES my circuits that The Fairly Oddparents gets so MUCH unwelcome exposure, and I don't! Isn't MY show more deserving of LOVE?! I know it was definitely more well-written! / Patrick says: "I hope Spongebob is ready to face Larry again. Larry had to hold back last season because of Sandy. Larry doesn't have that kind of arrangement THIS time! I hope that Spongebob is TRULY ready, to face whatever Larry might bring to the game!" (End Confessional) / (Commercial Break) / I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now! Edited December 31, 2015 by 4EverGreen I needed to fix some formatting issues. 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4EverGreen Posted January 1, 2016 Author Share Posted January 1, 2016 (edited) It's time for the second and final part of my latest "Total Cartoon Global Cruise" episode; "Larry and Blonda: Back In the U.S.--Back In the U.S.--Back In the--What Do You MEAN They No Longer Call It the U.S.S.R.?!" / After the commercials finish airing, the contestants have landed in St. Petersburg, Russia, just outside the Kremlin. Sniz says: "Welcome to Russia! Many great leaders once called this fancy palace home! Peter the Great, Catherine the Great, Nicholas II, and Ivan the Terrible!" Spongebob says: "That last one doesn't really fit the Great category!" Sniz says: "Great doesn't always mean popular! And winning this part of the challenge, or even coming in second, will give your team a boost in numbers! Due to events that happened in the last Performance Review, Larry and Blonda are going to become contestants on this season! Whoever comes in first, gets their pick of which contestant they want to pick, and the second place team will get the other contestant!" Tigress says: "That sounds like great news! I saw Larry's performance last season! He'd make a GREAT addition to Team Retro!" Sniz says: "But getting an additional contestant won't automatically guarantee that YOUR team wins the challenge! There's still another part of the challenge after the teams compete to win an additional member! And only the team that comes in first place in the second part of the challenge, will win immunity and first class seating bragging rights! The team that comes in last place in the second part of the challenge, will face a DOUBLE elimination ceremony! In fact, from NOW, until the next Performance Review, with the exception of ONE episode, EVERY challenge is going to feature a double elimination of one sort or the other! Either one team eliminates two contestants, or two teams eliminate a contestant! So, be on your guard!" (Confessional) Tigress says: "Now this is a challenge that makes me excited! If two contestants get eliminated from now until the next Performance Review, there should be 20 contestants left by the time the next Performance Review happens! And I plan on being one of them! It all boils down to winning challenges, and I feel confidant in my capacity to win them!" / Spongebob says: "Now I know the game is getting tougher! With double eliminations planned for all but ONE of the episodes until the next Performance Review, it's going to be next to impossible for every single member of Team Retro, former OR current, to make it to the Team Merge! I just hope I don't make too poor of a showing! I'd like to get a chance to compete against Larry again!" (End Confessional) Bulma says: "You STILL haven't told us what the first part of the challenge is!" Sniz says: "I was just about to get to that, IF you don't mind! Inside the Kremlin, there are three items of value to be found. You know its an item of value, if it has the Nickelodeon slime emblem on it. The first two teams that can bring me an item, will get an additional contestant for all their trouble! On your marks, but not Karl MARX; get set...(Fondue rings balalaikas)...GO!!" The three teams run to get into a Kremlin, only to be STOPPED by a familiar sound! (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Sniz shouts: "I almost forgot! I thought a little racing music might help you guys find the items faster! Of course, I expect you to sing along to the music!" Marlene says: "I feel totally confidant in Team Retro's ability to nail the song, no matter WHAT song you choose, as long as you NEVER choose a Justin Bieber song!" Sniz says: "Don't worry! We will NEVER choose a Justin Bieber song!" Captain Retro says: "Well, that certainly makes me feel better!" Genre: Pop Rock. Sub-Genre: Love Ballad (Paula Abdul). Song: "Rush, Rush." Sung by: Cast! / Marlene to Captain Retro: "You're the whisper of a summer breeze." Captain Retro to Marlene: "You're the kiss that puts my soul at ease." Po to Tigress: "What I'm saying is I'm in to you." Zarbon: "Here's my story and the story goes: you give love, you get love." Gonard: "And more than Heaven knows." Bulma: "You're gonna see, I'm gonna run, I'm gonna try!" Tigress to Po: "I'm gonna take this love right to ya!" Suzie: "All my heart, all the joy, oh baby, baby please!" Team Retro: "Rush, rush." Reggie to Rocko: "Hurry, hurry lover. Come to me." Team Retro: "Rush, rush." Rocko to Reggie: "I wanna see, I wanna see ya get free with me." Team Retro: "Rush, rush." Globitha to Robot: "I can feel it, I can feel you all through me." Team Retro: "Rush, rush." Robot to Globitha: "Ooh, what you do to me." Daggett to Norbert: "And all I want from you is what you are." Norbert about Treeflower: "And even if you're right next to me, you're still too far away." Spongebob about Sandy: "If I'm not inside your arms, I get dramatic baby. Yes, I know." Patrick about Pearl: "But I need you, I want you. Ooh man, I love you so!" Buhdeuce: "Ooh, ooh." Bulma: "You're gonna see, I'm gonna run, I'm gonna try!" Randolph to Dog: "I'm gonna take this love right to ya!" Dog: "All my heart, all the joy, ooh baby, baby please!" Team S.R.R.R.C.: "Rush, rush." King Julien to Skipper: "Hurry, hurry lover, come to me!" Team S.R.R.R.C.: "Rush, rush." Skipper to King Julien: "I wanna see, I wanna see ya get free with me!" Team S.R.R.R.C.: "Rush, rush." Chameleon to Dog: "I can feel it, I can feel you all through me." Team S.R.R.R.C.: "Rush, rush." Dog to Chameleon: "Ooh, what you do to me." Suzie about Otto: "When you kiss me up and down, turn my senses all around. Oh baby, oh baby. I don't know just how or why. But no one else has touched me so deep, so deep, so deep inside." (Instrumental solo). Phoebe: "You're gonna see, I'm gonna run, I'm gonna try." Captain Retro to Marlene: "I'm gonna take this love right to ya." Marlene: "All my heart, all the joy. Oh baby, baby, please." Team TUFF: "Rush, rush." Dog to Randolph: "Hurry, hurry lover, come to me." Team TUFF: "Rush, rush." Randolph to Dog: "I wanna see, I wanna see ya get free with me." Team TUFF: "Rush, rush." King Julien to Skipper: "I can feel it, I can feel you all through me!" Team TUFF: "Rush, rush." Skipper: "Ooh, what you do to me." Team TUFF: "Rush, rush." Couples: "Na, na, na, na, na, na, na." Team Retro: "Rush, rush." Couples: "Na, na, na, na, na, na, na." Team S.R.R.R.C.: "Rush, rush." Couples: "Na, na, na, na, na, na, na." / And the epic song ends. / Team Retro arrives in front of a glass case with a Czar's crown in it. Reggie asks: "What is THAT supposed to be?" Captain Retro says: "It's the crown of the Czar's!" Tigress asks: "What were the CZAR'S thinking? That gluing a few diamonds on what might be the world's UGLIEST crown would somehow make it prettier?!" Po says: "Watch what you say! You could make unwelcome enemies that way!" Tigress says: "Even though I could argue about how I could handle ANY enemy that came my way, I'll humor you and lay off the Czar's!" Rocko asks: "But how are we going to get it? That glass must be at LEAST three feet..." Tigress interrupts: "Leave it to me!" And Tigress BREAKS the glass case as if it were nothing! Captain Retro covers his ears, but no loud noises can be heard. Captain Retro shouts: "Tigress, what were you THINKING?!!! What if breaking the GLASS triggered an ALARM system?!!!" Tigress says: "Well, it DIDN'T!!!! Besides, I think I could handle ANY opponents that came MY way!" Stimpy says: "I don't think that was the POINT that Captain Retro was trying to make!" Captain Retro says: "It most certainly was not!" Tigress says: "Whatever! We got what we came here for!" Norbert rolls his eyes and says: "That's fine. Just be more careful in the future, okay speedy mcfist?" And Tigress just rolls her eyes. (Confessional) Tigress rolls her eyes and says: "Why does everybody always question MY ability to fight off enemies?! It's not like I'm SPONGEBOB and completely INCOMPETENT of defending myself!" / Po says: "The thing of it is, nobody ever QUESTIONS Tigress and her abilities to fight off enemies, we question her thinking process! I've known her longer than any of the others still in the competition, and I still can't figure out why Tigress has such a short fuse. And the worst part is, no matter how often I try to explain to her that she NEEDS to stop and take some time to THINK about her actions, she RARELY ever does! If we get Larry, maybe HE can talk some sense into her!" / Captain Retro shakes his head and says: "I was hoping by now, Tigress would have become a reasonable, SANE player capable of making rational decisions! But she's STILL the SAME trigger happy feline she was when she STARTED this game! The only good thing about her is that she NEVER hits anybody on our team! But what happens when the team is disbanded? As long as the team keeps winning, she can stay. But when it gets time to the individual challenges, I might have to have her booted off before she gets too strong and/or dangerous for everybody else. It's nothing personal." / Norbert says: "I think Tigress DEFINITELY needs to switch to non-caffeine coffee, if she DRINKS any, that is!" (End Confessional) The action switches to Team S.R.R.R.C., and they're walking through a hall of paintings and statues. Sanjay says: "I hope you guys know how thankful I am that you wanted ME on your team! I thought you would let me end up on Team TUFF, but now I know that I am a VALUED team player! It means a lot to me!" Taotie rolls his eyes and says: "Don't thank us YET, you newbie! As far as I'M concerned, you're just a number we can use to get further in the game! I don't know WHY Zarbon wanted to take a chance with you! And quite frankly, I don't even care! Just keep up with us! Otherwise, you'll find yourself on the NEXT vote-off, getting the BOOT off!" (Confessional) Sanjay says: "It honestly surprises me that Taotie has lasted as long as he has in this competition. Mostly, I think its because of Bulma. But he definitely has some strength and intelligence. He's definitely SMARTER than he looks, that's for sure! Quite frankly, he HAS to be!" (End Confessional) Gonard picks up a painting and says: "OOH! This looks like it was very valuable! What is it?!" Bulma examines it, and says: "It is a painting of the last family to rule Russia as Czar's, the Romanov's. You can see Grand Empress Josefina, Nicholas, and Anastasia." Heffer says: "Just like the Don Bluth movie!" Bulma says: "I guess, if you want to get technical." Zarbon says: "I'm just surprised that there weren't any--." A familiar shout yells: "Surprise!!!!" And out from the shadows jumps out YAMCHA!!!! Yamcha says: "If you want to HAVE that painting, you have to beat ME first!" Bulma rolls her eyes and says: "Oh, it's just YAMCHA!!!!" Yamcha GASPS in disbelief and retorts: "JUST YAMCHA?!!! Who fought in the World Martial Arts Tournament THREE times?!!!" Bulma replies: "And let me ask, who LOST the World Martial Arts Tournament THREE times?!" Yamcha says: "That's STILL three more times I've fought in the World Martial Arts Tournament than YOU have!" Bulma scoffs and says: "Oh, PLEASE!!!! Your BIGGEST accomplishment is beating See-Through, the Invisible Man. And even THAT, you needed MY help to beat him!" Yamcha says: "I'm STILL stronger than Chioutzu! And I'm STRONGER than Zarbon, to!" Zarbon rolls his eyes, walks up to Yamcha, and Zarbon asks: "Really?" And Zarbon punches Yamcha HARD in the stomach, and SENDS Yamcha flying backwards into a brick WALL!!!! Zarbon says: "I HIGHLY doubt that!" Taotie says: "Come on, people and OTHER life-forms, we've got a CHALLENGE to complete!" Team S.R.R.R.C. begins to leave, but Bulma stops at Yamcha, and leans down. Bulma says: "And for the record, we are never, ever, EVER getting back together!" (Confessional) Yamcha is wearing an ice pack and says: "Getting taken out in one punch by Zarbon? That's PATHETIC!!!! Even by MY standards! The only thing WORSE would be getting taken out in one punch by an Android but, what are the odds of THAT happening?!!!" / Captain Retro is scratching his chin and wondering, says: "Should I tell him? It probably wouldn't make a difference, and it would just make him FEEL worse." (End Confessional) Finally, the action switches to Team TUFF, but they're not having much luck! Robot says: "This is INSANE! We've been searching high and low, and we can't find even a single ITEM with a Nickelodeon slime emblem on it!" Suzie says: "This CAN'T be how the legacy of Team TUFF starts off, exactly the SAME way as Team DOOM and Team Adversity started off!" Phoebe says: "I agree. I didn't make it all this way just to lose." Globitha shouts: "Guys, I think I've got something!" The others rush over to her, and Dudley asks: "What is it?" Globitha says: "It's a book. It's called, The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx." Chameleon says: "But that's not an item related to the Czar's." Randolph says: "And furthermore, it's not even an item with a Nickelodeon slime emblem on it." Dog says: "Well, we gotta bring Sniz SOMETHING, or we'll lose ANYWAYS!" Spongebob says: "Good point! And I have no intention of leaving right now!" Patrick says: "Than we should make haste, and get the book to Sniz as quickly as we can!" (Confessional) Suzie asks: "What other choice did we have? It was taking us to long to search through that library, and the Nickelodeon slime emblem could've been hidden in one of the THOUSANDS of pages of the books in there! This way, at least we can say we tried!" (End Confessional) Sniz and General Barracuda are in the main hall, watching Fondue wearing a traditional Russian fur hat, and doing a traditional Russian dance. General Barracuda asks: "What are you doing?" Fondue says: "First, I'm keeping warm. Second, I was thinking that maybe the second part of the challenge could be a dance challenge! We haven't HAD one of those in a LONG time!" Sniz says: "There's a good reason for that; I'm not interested in seeing one!" General Barracuda looks behind himself and says: "They're coming!" Sniz says: "Finally! This is what I've been WAITING to see!" And rushing ahead, Tigress slides over the finish line first, with the rest of Team Retro close behind! Sniz says: "Team Retro comes in first! At least they're consistent!" Suzie panics and says: "Patrick, throw the book over the finish line so WE can be second!" Patrick nervously says: "Okay." And Patrick winds up his arms, and throws the book hard; but it ends up flying OVER the heads of Sniz, Fondue, and General Barracuda, and into an open fireplace, where the book promptly burns UP!!!! Patrick says: "Okay, I did NOT plan it like that!" And Team S.R.R.R.C. crosses the finish line with their painting! Sniz says: "And with that, the two teams getting a new member are Team Retro and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool!" Globitha says: "I don't understand; why did we fail?" Sniz says: "Isn't it obvious? Communism only works in THEORY! In practice, it NEVER works! And in case you were wondering, the THIRD item with a Nickelodeon slime emblem in it was in War and Peace." Robot rolls his eyes and says: "Figures you would hide it in the LONGEST book in HISTORY!!!!" Sniz says: "Regardless, it's time to reveal the prizes for first and second place. Come on down!!!!" And descending down a staircase by sliding down it, Larry jumps off the stairway handle, does three air flips, and makes a perfect two point landing! Larry asks: "Show of hands, who MISSED me?!!!" And nearly EVERYONE who participated in season two raises their hands! Larry sighs contentedly and says: "I've STILL got it!" Then, a female voice shouts: "SPOTLIGHT!!!!" And a spotlight focuses on Blonda, who is now sporting a tall, womanly figure with no wings, and wearing a long silver dress with a mink stole wrapped around her. Blonda descends her staircase slowly, and sings: "I want to be loved by you, and by nobody else but you. I want to be loved by you. Boop-oop-a-doop!" And Blonda joins Sniz, Fondue, General Barracuda, and Larry. Larry rolls his eyes and asks: "Do you make a big production out of everything?!" Blonda asks: "Why shouldn't I? First impressions are EVERYTHING, and I need to make the BEST first impression I can with my eventual team!" Sniz says: "Speaking of, Team Retro, for coming in first, you get to choose first WHICH new contestant you want to add!" Tigress smirks and says: "Oh, I think Team Retro will do just fine with LARRY!!!!" Spongebob shouts: "WHAT?!!! You'd pick LARRY, but NOT me?!!!" Tigress rolls her eyes and says: "Don't WORRY about it, this isn't about ME, it's about YOU!!!! And you...are about as useful as a 16 ounce cup for bailing out the Titanic. But LARRY?!!! He's the REAL deal! He can save the flight of Apollo 13! It's no contest!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "Why does Tigress hate me?" / Tigress says: "I don't hate Spongebob; I just don't have any use for him. And quite frankly, I don't see why ANYBODY would want to help carry HIM all the way to the Team merge!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "That means that Blonda, you are now a part of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool!!!!" Blonda takes a look at her new team and says: "Well, not the collection of team-mates I would have chosen. Still, I could do worse. I mean, I am in the same team as the audience favorite." Monster asks: "Who is that?" Blonda says: "Obviously, I'm talking about Heffer!!!!" Heffer gets big puppy eyes, and delighted. asks: "ME?!!! I'm the AUDIENCE favorite?!!!" Blonda says: "Of course, something HAS to be done about your face. Fortunately, it's nothing a little make-up can't fix! Make-up people, chop-chop!!!!" Blonda claps her hands, but nothing happens. (Confessional) Blonda asks: "What kind of bargain basement show doesn't even have a make-up department for its contestants?" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "And with THAT out of the way, it's time to announce the SECOND part of the challenge! We are going outside to do ice-skating!!!! Won't that be fun?!!!" And Captain Retro looks worried! (Confessional) Captain Retro says: "FUN?!!! Only if you count potentially falling down 10,000 times on your butt and humiliating yourself to the international viewing audience to be 'fun.' Confidentially, I would find THAT to be as fun as being forced to wash dishes! And just like I don't LIKE to wash dishes, I do NOT like to ice skate! How am I supposed to be GOOD at something I've never TRIED before in my entire life?!" (End Confessional) The three teams are now looking at the gigantic frozen lake, with flag poles scattered across the lake to let the contestants know WHERE they have to skate. Blonda says: "Okay, I KNOW there's no make-up department on this show, but you've GOT to use stunt doubles SOMETIMES! Right!!!! Right?" Heffer merely says: "You're CUTE when you're terrified!" Sniz says: "This is the part of the challenge that matters! Getting from this side of the lake, to the other end, where the plane awaits! The team that gets all of their team-mates across the finish line first, will win, as long as they manage to keep the item they recovered from the Kremlin completely intact! Team TUFF, since you didn't get an item from the Kremlin, you will have to wait five minutes BEHIND the other teams before you can start across. Of course, seeing as how nobody has any idea how good the teams will do going across this lake, you may very well STILL have a chance!" Chameleon says: "I sure hope so! I want to have our team be safe from elimination!" Sniz says: "Speaking of elimination, the team that comes in last, will have to face a DOUBLE elimination! So no pressure! Actually, make that a LOT of pressure!" Blonda raises her hand and asks: "Can I have a show-stopping number?" General Barracuda initially shouts: "NO! Wait, why?" Blonda says: "I need to play up my big debut for the cameras of course!" General Barracuda says: "You only get a show-stopping number if we SAY you can! So just drop it, okay?" And Blonda looks at him angrily! (Confessional) Blonda says: "Nobody tells BLONDA to just drop it! I'll show General Barracuda that I'm where it's at! And I don't mean with two turntables and a microphone, like that Beck song!" / General Barracuda says: "I can usually tell if a contestant is going to do well, by one certain fact alone; that they can impress me. And Blonda? She does NOT impress me! I do NOT heart the new girl!" (End Confessional) Tigress says: "I'll carry the crown. It will be SAFE in MY paws!" Po asks: "Do you HAVE to?" Tigress says: "Not unless you'd feel more confident letting someone ELSE carry it and potentially BLOW this challenge for all of us!" Larry says: "Come on! We all want the same thing; to win this challenge. And to do that, we need to do that as a team. Personally, I think you'll do a GREAT job with this! Just, take a moment to consider the skills of everyone else, okay?" Tigress thinks about it and says: "All right, then I will!" And Spongebob GASPS in shock! (Confessional) Spongebob says: "I can't BELIEVE Larry got Tigress to actually act rational just like THAT!!!! I've been TRYING to do THAT all season, and Larry does it with just one episode! What does Larry have that I don't?! I mean, BESIDES an exoskeleton?" / Tigress says: "Larry is not only strong, he's smart. And as a fellow athlete who's also smart, I need to respect that. Larry didn't win season two by being stupid, so it will help me immensely to pay attention to his advice. It might just help me win!" (End Confessional) Captain Retro is shaking like a nervous leaf, worried about the challenge. Wally asks: "Why are you so nervous?" Captain Retro says: "Do you want to know how much ice skating I've done in MY life? ZERO!!!! It doesn't SNOW where I live, and NOT counting this show, I've only ever been up in the snow filled areas ONCE! And they had NO ice skating up in Yosemite National Park!" Marlene says: "I'll help you across, okay? Just hold onto my hand, and I promise; I won't let you fall!" Captain Retro breathes a sigh of relief and says: "Thank you, Marlene. You truly ARE the best!" Marlene says: "Let's hope so! That would help our chances of winning!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "Look, I know what it's like to NOT be good at something, okay? There was a time where I couldn't go outside the zoo for long periods of time without going completely wild and feral. Ironically, it was after I started spending time with Rico that I started to understand where the root of my phobia was, and I could start confronting it! Once I did that, I eventually managed to control myself in wide open spaces, and be able to function out there just like I could inside the zoo! So, I considered it to be MY duty to help Captain Retro out during this difficult challenge!" (End Confessional) The teams are all lined up and ready to begin the challenge, with Marlene holding onto Captain Retro. Sniz says: "Remember, using any special powers to help you get across is prohibited. Everything else is fair game! Get on your marks, get set..." General Barracuda fires off a firework that EXPLODES!!!! Sniz shouts: "GO!!!!" The teams (except for Team TUFF, who has to wait five minutes) start across; but Team S.R.R.R.C. suddenly realize that Heffer, Sanjay, and Blonda are nowhere to be seen! Taotie shouts: "Wait! How come I'm not seeing all of our contestants?!!!" A spotlight suddenly shines on Blonda, with Heffer and Sanjay holding her up, with Blonda wearing a yellow ice-skating suit! Blonda says: "My TIME to shine, boys! Carry me across FANCY while I HOLD the painting, and I'll take you BOTH to the Final Three!" Sanjay says: "Anything to avoid an elimination!" Zarbon rolls his eyes and asks: "Why do I have the feeling that I will not LIKE what is about to happen?" (An elaborate ice skating sequence, featuring Blonda, Heffer, and Sanjay performing various ice skating acrobatics is shown, distracting Team S.R.R.R.C. and allowing Team Retro and eventually Team TUFF, to skate PAST them!) Genre: Hard Rock. Sub-Genre: Glam Metal (Poison). Song: "Nothin' But a Good Time." Sung by: Blonda, Heffer, Larry, Taotie, and Sanjay. / Blonda: "Now Listen; not a dime, I can't pay my rent! I can barely make it through the week!" Heffer: "Saturday night, I'd like to meet my girl, but right now, I can't make ends meet." Taotie: "I'm always working, slaving every day! Gotta get a break from that same old, same old." Larry: "I need a chance just to get away! If you could hear me think, this is what I'd say!" Blonda and Heffer: "Don't need nothing but a good time! How can I resist?! Ain't looking for nothing but a good time, and it don't get better than this!" Taotie: "They say I spend my money on women and wine!" Larry: "But I couldn't tell you where I spent last night." Heffer: "I'm really sorry about the shape I'm in. I just like my fun every now and then." Taotie: "I'm always working, slaving every day! Gotta get a break from that same old, same old." Sanjay: "I need a chance just to get away! If you could hear me think, this is what I'd say!" Blonda and Heffer: "Don't need nothing but a good time! How can I resist?! Ain't looking for nothing but a good time, and it don't get better than this!" Taotie: "You see I, raise a toast to all of us, who are breaking our backs every day! If wanting the good life is such a crime; oh, then put me away! Here's to ya!" (Instrumental solo) Blonda and Heffer: "Don't need nothing, but a good time! How can I resist? Ain't looking for nothing but a good time, and it don't get better than this! Don't need nothing, but a good time! How can I resist?!" (Heffer's weight causes the ice beneath him to break, causing Heffer and Sanjay to fall THROUGH it, but Blonda manages to jump away just in time, but she unintentionally CRACKS the frame of the painting as she lands!) Taotie: "Ain't looking for nothing, but a good time! And it don't get better than this! It don't get better!" / And as the epic song ends, Team Retro manages to cross first, followed closely behind by Team TUFF! Sniz shouts: "And it's over! Not only has Team Retro gained a new contestant with this challenge, they also won first PLACE with their new contestant! That's quite an accomplishment! Team TUFF, even though you didn't gain a new contestant, you DO still get to keep ALL of your contestants for coming in second place! Team S.R.R.R.C., it pains me to say this, but even though you got a new contestant, it didn't help you cross across before the OTHER two teams, and you didn't even keep your item intact!" Blonda protests: "But it wasn't MY fault! I was doing a GREAT job ice-skating! How was I SUPPOSED to know Heffer's weight would break the ICE?! At least I TRIED to keep the painting safe!" Bulma says: "I hate to admit it, but she DOES have a point!" Sniz says: "Regardless, Team S.R.R.R.C. will face a DOUBLE elimination ceremony, and you'll choose two contestants to take the Drop of Shame!" / On the plane, Team S.R.R.R.C. is beginning to think carefully about who they want to eliminate. Blonda is now wearing a fancy red dress. Sniz arrives in the cargo hold, and addresses the contestants. Sniz says: "Ladies and gentleman, even though some of you AREN'T so gentle; I know most of you are familiar with how this show works, but does anyone need any PERSONAL help with this?!" Blonda says: "If you are referring to me, than no; I've seen this show plenty of times. I'm well aware of what I need to do and how I'm supposed to do it!" Sniz says: "Good! That saves me the trouble of having to explain it again! In that case, I'll let you all get right to it! And...VOTE!!!!" (Confessional) Zarbon stamps the pass-ports of Heffer and Sanjay. Zarbon says: "Two MORE useless contestants I have YET to meet! So, YOU two HAVE to go!" / Taotie stamps the pass-ports of Heffer and Sanjay. Taotie says: "Your audience favorite status WON'T help you, Heffer! And neither will Sanjay's NEW guy status!" / Gonard stamps the pass-ports of Heffer and Sanjay. Gonard says: "All Heffer ever does is EAT! And Sanjay, nothing personal, but we need better help than YOU can provide!" / Monster stamps the pass-ports of Heffer and Sanjay. Monster says: "Maybe NEXT time, Heffer, you will think about something BESIDES stuffing your stomach! And Sanjay, come back when you're more experienced and ready to take this show seriously!" / Skipper stamps the pass-ports of Heffer and Sanjay. Skipper says: "I'm sure glad that I had NOTHING to do with THEIR slipshod performances!" / King Julien stamps the pass-ports of Heffer and Sanjay. King Julien says: "There is a time and a place for partying. This ISN'T one of them! As a King, I must do what is BEST for the team!" / Buhdeuce stamps the pass-ports of Sanjay and Heffer. Buhdeuce says: "Sorry Sanjay, but this is a game where I can't keep you on. And Heffer, learn to do something HEALTHY with your life!" / Blonda stamps the pass-ports of Sanjay and King Julien. Blonda says: "Sorry, but I can't vote off Heffer. Not after the comment I made. Sorry Sanjay, and King Julien; but you two annoy ME the most!" / Heffer stamps the pass-ports of Sanjay and King Julien. Heffer says: "My game CAN'T end right now! I'm an audience FAVORITE!!!!" / Sanjay stamps the pass-ports of Heffer and King Julien. Sanjay says: "I don't want my game to be over just yet! I want to go further!" / Bulma smiles and stamps the pass-ports of Sanjay and Heffer! Bulma says: "It's so nice when these idiots just take out themselves WITHOUT any help from ME!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "I've got eleven contestants, but only NINE bags of popcorn! When I call your name, you will receive a bag of popcorn. If you do NOT receive a bag of popcorn, you must grab a Parachute of Losers, and take the Drop of Shame! As such, that will mean you are out of the game, and you can NEVER come back; EVER! Zarbon, Bulma, Taotie, Gonard, Buhdeuce, Monster, Skipper, Blonda!" King Julien, Heffer, and Sanjay all look toward Sniz nervously, at the lone bag of popcorn in the hands of Sniz! Sniz says: "Contestants, this IS the final bag of popcorn!" Heffer and Sanjay both sweat profusely, while King Julien just looks ahead, worried! Sniz says: "King Julien!" King Julien shakes his booty and says: "YES!!!!" Blonda cries: "WA-HOO-HOO! I think I'll miss Heffer MOST of all!!!!" Than she stops crying and turns to Skipper, as Blonda says: "Will that work? Do you think people will buy my outburst of emotion?" Sanjay sighs and says: "It's okay. I had a good run. At least now I can be re-united with Craig!" Heffer asks: "Isn't anyone else sad to see ME go?" Taotie, unconvincingly, says: "I am sad, but on the inside." Heffer asks: "Can't you be sad on the outside, just a little?" Taotie just glares ahead, with a VERY mean look! Sanjay grabs his parachute and says: "This is where I get off! BYE!!!!" And Sanjay jumps out of the plane! Heffer grabs his parachute, and TRIES to jump out, but he gets STUCK in the doorway because of his width! Heffer sheepishly says: "Um...a little HELP here?!" Taotie gets up and KICKS Heffer through the doorway, but Heffer FARTS in Taotie's face as a result, causing Taotie to cough! / Sniz is in the cock-pit and says: "28 contestants have now been eliminated! But we STILL have 30 contestants and a whole lot MORE of the world to explore! Where will we end up next? What will Larry and Blonda bring to this show now that they are contestants this season?! And what new songs will be featured next time? Find out on another brand new episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" / Episode Notes: Blonda and Larry officially become contestants with this episode, while Sanjay and Heffer both get eliminated. This makes all the representatives from "Sanjay and Craig" eliminated from this show, and Rocko the ONLY representative from "Rocko's Modern Life" left on this show. Featured songs in this episode, "Back In the U.S.S.R." (as part of the revised show open), "Rush, Rush", and "Nothin' But a Good Time." / Personal Notes: I really, REALLY wanted to show Heffer this season, because I thought he would provide me with SO many moments of comedy and laughter! But because I had so many contestants this season, he, along with a good number of contestants this season, got lost in the shuffle. And Heffer, despite his hefty size, just wasn't pulling his weight in the comedy department. It is for this reason that Heffer had to go, so the other heavy-weights still in the game might get more character development. As for Sanjay, my goal for him was to develop his character a little, and get him at LEAST past the Team redistribution. Having done that, I felt that this episode was a good episode for Sanjay to leave, on a relatively high note; which is how I try to end each episode of this show; on a high note! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! Edited January 15, 2016 by 4EverGreen FINALLY finishing my episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted January 16, 2016 Author Share Posted January 16, 2016 (edited) I needed to think carefully about what I wanted to do with this season next, but I believe that I am finally ready! So, it's time for the halfway point of this season, get ready for another GREAT episode of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" / General Barracuda is in the cock-pit and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise," we went to Russia, which was once known as the U.S.S.R. before 1991. There, the three teams competed to find an item valuable to the Czar's, in order to potentially win a new team-mate. Both Team Retro and Team S.R.R.R.C., won Larry and Blonda respectively. However, Blonda's enthusiasm didn't do Team S.R.R.R.C. much good as they lost the ice-skating part of the challenge, and had to face a double elimination. Sanjay's newness, and Heffer's heavy weight ended up being contributing factors to their respective eliminations from Team S.R.R.R.C. last time. So, why am I doing the episode recap? I don't know! Sniz said he was busy with something, and he didn't have time to do the recap this time, so he asked me to do it! Not that I mind, it helps me get PAID more! Anyways, we're now at the halfway point of this season, and I'm ready for things to get exciting! See where we end up on today's great episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" / "Area 51: Layin' It On the Line!" / In First Class, Larry is enjoying getting to meet with his fellow team-mates on Team Retro from season two, as well as getting properly introduced to the season three contestants on Team Retro. Larry asks: "So, you're the Captain Retro who has been giving this team so many wins?" Captain Retro says: "Please; I'm only one dog. And while I'm the unspoken leader, I'd like to think that every one of our members has been helping our team win so much." Larry says: "Well, I can see that Marlene is still doing well." Marlene says: "Naturally. I didn't make it all the way to the Final Three LAST time for nothing!" Larry says: "Norbert, it's great to be hanging around YOU again! And you even brought your brother along for the ride!" Norbert says: "Well, hosting the Performance Reviews last season WAS fun, but it's NOTHING compared to actually playing as a contestant in this game!" Daggett says: "You said it! I might have missed out last season, but I've certainly been making up for it THIS season!" Larry says: "I'll say! And Reggie, you're doing a lot BETTER this season! And Rocko, you're doing as good as ever!" Reggie says: "It hasn't always been easy; Team Doom had trouble winning, and I was the victim of emotional manipulation!" Larry says: "That Snaptrap was BAD news! I'm glad you got rid of him!" Rocko says: "Of course, I think I speak for the whole team that Angelica was a BIGGER problem than anything else than season!" Larry says: "I'll say! You actually had to eliminate her TWICE just to get things back to normal!" Stimpy says: "Or as normal as things get on a show of this nature!" Larry says: "Speaking of, you must feel pretty accomplished. Even though this is the halfway point, you've actually outlasted MORE contestants than you have in season one!" Stimpy says: "Wow! I actually didn't realize that! I guess I really AM good at this show!" Larry says: "Speaking of this show, who are these new contestants helping out Team Retro so much? Wally, Tigress, and Po? I've seen your performances, but I haven't been properly introduced." Wally says: "I'm a Rocket Monkey. Although I sometimes like to be called Admiral Wally, his Smartness, for all my great contributions for Team Retro." Tigress says: "I am Tigress, the muscles AND brains of this team! I will eventually be WINNING this season, in case you were wondering!" Po rolls his eyes and asks: "Tigress, will you PLEASE stop announcing EVERY single move you make?! This isn't Kung Fu practice sessions, where Master Shifu MAKES you announce your moves to your fellow martial artists so they DON'T get terribly hurt by your attacks! Your tendency to ANNOUNCE all your moves are what signals our enemies as to WHAT they need to avoid, and makes it HARDER for us to beat them!" Tigress asks: "Who cares?! We beat them ANYWAYS! Don't we, Po?" Po says: "Well, don't make ME be the one to say, 'I told you so' when that attitude FINALLY brings you a loss that humiliates you!" Tigress apathetically says: "I'll be sure to remember THAT irrelevant fact on the twelfth of...NEVER!!!!" (Confessional) Tigress says: "As a member of the Furious Five; NOT counting Tai Lung, I've lost fights a GRAND total of...ZERO!!!! So winning THIS show won't be much of a challenge for me!" / Captain Retro says: "You know; I'm almost TEMPTED to THROW this upcoming challenge, just to teach Tigress some MUCH needed humility; and maybe vote her OFF while I'm lucky!" / Po shakes his head and says: "Tigress, your tendency to shoot off your mouth is going to get you into TROUBLE one of these days; and I'm not sure if I will be able to HELP you get out of it!" / Stimpy says: "On season one, it was enough to outlast 23 other contestants. But with 58 contestants total, and having already outlasted 28 of them; that officially means I've gained more endurance from season one that's been serving me well for season three! Being a positive force on this show makes me feel good inside!" / Larry says: "Tigress would make for a GREAT potential winner...if it weren't for the fact that she's even MORE arrogant than I was at the beginning of LAST season! And while I eventually realized that I need to be a better lobster about only 25% of the way into season two, it's already halfway through season three, and Tigress STILL isn't much better NOW than she was when she started off! If she doesn't learn humility soon, it may be too LATE for her to learn it this season!" (End Confessional) Blonda is in the restroom, admiring her full, blue body camouflage dress. Blonda says: "Ahhh, the successful dressing of winners is EVERYTHING to me! I'm NOTHING without my wardrobe!" Zarbon enters into the restroom unannounced, and Zarbon asks: "Blonda, are you going to be in here admiring yourself all day? Or are you going to let contestants who ACTUALLY have a chance to win, get some time to make themselves pretty?! I'm a VERY important individual." Blonda sarcastically says: "Well, I'm sure you are!" Zarbon suspiciously says: "I don't like YOUR tone!" Blonda, in a higher pitch, says: "I'm SURE you are!" Than normally, Blonda asks: "Like that?" Zarbon asks: "Will you just get out of here?! And MAYBE think of doing something useful that DOESN'T involve picking out a new piece of wardrobe!" Blonda starts to walk out of the restroom and she says: "You WISHED you had the gigantic wardrobe variety that I do!" Zarbon says: "Hey! It takes a REAL man to wear a pink shirt, leg-warmers, arm-warmers, AND makes it look manly! Orlando Bloom has NOTHING on me!" Blonda sarcastically says: "Clearly, you DON'T have a clue!" (Confessional) Blonda says: "Okay, so dissing on obvious Team Merge potential Zarbon ISN'T the best idea in the world, but come ON!!!! If anybody can take him DOWN a notch, I can! Besides, I'm not worried about MY security! I already HAVE a plan to keep myself safe, and keep Zarbon and Bulma from even touching me!" / Zarbon rolls his eyes and says: "Blonda has a lot of nerve talking to ME the way she HAS!!!!" Than Zarbon gets a serious look and says: "Quite frankly, I actually respect that! I don't like it, but I respect it! It takes GUTS to talk to me THAT honestly! Just don't tell her that I actually SAID that; okay?" (End Confessional) Blonda goes up to Monster, Gonard, Buhdeuce, Skipper, and King Julien. Blonda says: "Listen guys, I have a GREAT idea! I have a plan to get us ALL past the team merge and potentially the final six! I'm thinking of forming my OWN super-alliance, and I'd like YOU five to be a part of my team!" Gonard gets big puppy eyes and says: "WOW! I'm part of a SUPER alliance!" Blonda asks: "Do you know what that means? It means I'm placing my safety and trust in all of you, and I'd like you ALL to do the same!" Buhdeuce gets suspicious and asks: "Wait, what's the catch?" Blonda says: "I have no catch. I'm not like Angelica. I actually HAVE a brain! I won't make the same mistakes SHE did! I fully plan on respecting what you have to offer me. All you have to do is vote with me, and I can virtually guarantee your safety from any vote-offs!" Skipper says: "That sounds good to me! I LIKE a gal who can help ME get all the way to the Final Six!" King Julien says: "Me too! This is the plan for me!" Monster says: "I'm in!" Blonda says: "Than it's settled! From now on, all six of us are members of the MAGIC alliance!" Buhdeuce says: "Awesome!" (Confessional) Buhdeuce says: "I'm a little bit hesitant about the idea of a super alliance; but since I don't have Sway-Sway with me anymore; I need some security I can count on! And if Blonda is good for her word like she claims to be, than I have a good chance of making it to the Team Merge! I certainly wouldn't have as good of a chance WITHOUT joining this MAGIC alliance! I have a good feeling about my chances!" / Skipper says: "FINALLY! I've been waiting for an opportunity to make a REAL move to get to the Final Three, and NOW, I have the opportunity to get there! If I play my cards right, I'll be $42 million richer, and I'll have King Julien at my side! What else can a penguin commando ask for? Well, maybe ANOTHER movie WITHOUT the other Madagascar zoo animals, but I can hold off on THAT one!" / Blonda says: "Like I said, perfect strategy! I already HOLD the majority of the votes, and I'm SURE that Bulma has already realized this! She won't RISK trying to RIG any members of the MAGIC alliance off, or else we will make SURE that she answers for it! My entry into the Team Merge is all BUT secured!" (End Confessional) Zarbon is busy combing his luxurious green hair in the restroom, when Bulma suddenly barges in announced! Zarbon rolls his eyes and loudly asks: "Can't a blue-skinned alien get a moment of PEACE to make himself PRETTIER?!!!" Bulma seriously says: "This isn't ABOUT you! This is about Blonda trying to usurp MY position as the brainy beauty of this team! I am the ONLY one around here who makes strategical plans!" Zarbon says: "Look, I know Blonda's presence upsets you, but she's no threat to us! She's BOUND to get her alliance eliminated one by one. And once she loses her allies, than we can make our move!" Bulma sighs and says: "Fine! You BEST be right about this!" Zarbon asks: "Have I ever NOT been?!" Bulma says: "Still, we should get Taotie in on the loop. The three of us need to be united in case Blonda tries any unexpected moves on us." Zarbon says: "Agreed. The last thing WE need is Blonda throwing a wrench into our well-laid plans!" (Confessional) Bulma says: "Blonda is surprisingly good; but she's still a NOVICE compared to ME in the strategy department! My counter-plans are WAY better than her regular plans! All you have to do is look for the weakest link in her chain, and chip away at it! Soon, Blonda's chain will BREAK, and she will be OUT! And I will wind up sailing past my entire team, to win the ENTIRE competition! It's only logical!" / Zarbon says: "I have full confidence that Bulma is going to be completely professional about her strategy; she always HAS been before! The only thing I need to worry about, is where that strategy is going to lead to, and whether or not I may have to vote her off along the way. It's coming sooner than she thinks, and she's bound to think about it herself SOON, if she hasn't already! I'm just doing what I can to make it further in the game. It's nothing personal." (End Confessional) In Normal Class, all of Team TUFF except for Spongebob and Patrick, are gathered together. They DON'T notice that Larry is hiding in the shadows at the far end of the room. Suzie says: "Guys, we need a solid plan of action for this upcoming challenge. I'm not sure if you've noticed, but we've got some unessential dead weight on our team. If we lose this upcoming challenge and we have to vote two members off, I'd like us all to be on the same page as to who we're going to eliminate!" Phoebe says: "I want to get rid of Spongebob, he SUCKS at this game and has provided no help whatsoever towards getting ANY team ANY wins! He shouldn't be here!" Dog rolls his eyes and asks: "And YOU should?!" Phoebe says: "Of course! I AM the smartest contestant on Team TUFF, so it's only natural that I should make the Team Merge!" Randolph says: "Patrick probably wouldn't be happy to know that we're going to be targeting Spongebob." Robot says: "I was under the impression that NONE of us were going to tell Spongebob and Patrick that they're our first choice targets." Globitha says: "I don't think that we should. I think we all know how Spongebob and Patrick can get when they find out that things WON'T be going their way!" Dudley says: "Personally, I don't want to have to be the tough cop around here. But if this team DOES face an elimination ceremony, we should vote out the WEAKEST among us, in order to make our team be stronger for the remaining challenges of the team game." Chameleon says: "I second that emotion. I hope that it WON'T come to that, but if it does, at least we all have a solid idea on the way we need to vote!" Suzie says: "It's settled then. If we lose, tonight, we'll either vote off Spongebob or Patrick, or whoever is the WEAKEST among our team!" Upon hearing this, Larry makes his way out of the room! (Confessional) Suzie says: "Personally, I think the biggest reason Spongebob EVER makes it as far as he does in these seasons, is because people constantly overlook him; and therein lays the danger! His biggest strength is laying low enough for nobody else to notice him, and letting all the other contestants pick each other off! Well, I'm not going to make that same mistake again THIS season! I'M outlasting Spongebob for MORE than just one episode! I plan on going all the way!" / Phoebe says: "I have never felt more safe about MY personal security! I have the REAL members of Team TUFF all gunning against Spongebob, and Patrick can't do a THING about it! Or else Patrick can be E-L-I-M-I-N-A-T-E-D right along with Spongebob!" / Randolph says: "In a game of this nature, we have to be rational. And rationally speaking, the prospects of Spongebob being of MUCH use to this team aren't that good! I may not like it, but any plan that keeps Dog and I in the game are better than any plan that involves us NOT being in the game!" / Globitha says: "In terms of personality, Spongebob is usually really good. But his lack of any useful skills in the competition are WEIGHING us down! If I were a betting girl, I'd say that Spongebob is SO dead right now!" / Robot says: "This plan is perfect; TOO perfect! It's BOUND to go wrong! Logically, Spongebob SHOULD be heading for an elimination ceremony tonight; and yet, I can't figure out an algorithm to make it happen! And I'm a Default! Why else do I keep coming up with statistics that keep saying Globitha is in danger?! And if Globitha is in danger, I could be in danger to! The only reason I even got this far is because of her! No matter what happens, I can't afford to lose Globitha! She's my best chance of making it further in the game!" / Dudley says: "At the T.U.F.F. agency, we usually don't say 'No' to any potential recruits. Usually, everyone has at least one skill of use to help us in our fight against crime. Unfortunately, Spongebob has not shown any skills useful to either the T.U.F.F. agency, OR Team TUFF! Still, that doesn't mean I should count out Spongebob just yet. There's got to be SOME reason he's made it as far as he has BESIDES lying low; otherwise, he wouldn't be here!" (End Confessional) Larry makes his way to the restroom, where Spongebob and Patrick are just coming out! Larry says: "Wow, I am GLAD I ran into you two! You need to listen to me; all of Team TUFF is prepared to gun for Spongebob for elimination! You've got to prepare yourselves!" Spongebob gasps in shock and asks: "Why would they do that?" Larry says: "For the same reason that Tigress HATES you; she and they think that you're USELESS and nothing but dead weight! You have to do what you did to ME last season, prove them WRONG and show that you have just as much right to be here as THEY do!" Spongebob says: "Well, of course I have a right to be here! And I'll prove it by doing whatever it takes to get our team the win!" Patrick says: "To do that, we need to know what the next challenge is going to be." Then, as if on cue, the intercom is turned on, and a familiar voice comes out of it. Sniz says: "Breaker, breaker, my good friends; things are about to get spicy and dicey as we head toward the small town of Mercury, Nevada. The front door of Area 51! We, or more accurately, YOU, will all be doing an exciting challenge that involves sneaking into the guarded base, and then finding a working alien artifact, and bring it back to the finish line! Only the FIRST group to return with a WORKING alien artifact that's completely intact, will be safe tonight! The two teams that come in second and last, will each have to eliminate one player...unless, of course, there's someone on THEIR team who wants to leave with the contestant who DOES get eliminated! Either way, there are TWO contestants leaving here at the end of this episode! If you're going to come up with a plan to try to save yourself, now would be the time to do it! That is all!" Larry says: "SNEAKING into Area 51? One does NOT simply 'sneak' into Area 51! It would take some kind of MIRACLE for both of you to get an alien artifact!" Spongebob says: "HELLO! Don't tell me that you're FORGETTING all my multiple accomplishments! I've stopped Plankton from stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula about 194 times; I popped the Dirty Bubble, I have even FINALLY got my Driver's License, and if I can do all those things, I can sneak into Area 51 and find a working alien artifact!" Larry says: "I hope you're right, Spongebob." The intercom turns on again, and Sniz says: "And before I forget, there's this!" (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Sniz says: "Time for another song! I'd like you to lay it on the line; if you know what I mean!" Larry says: "Oh, I definitely know what he means, all right!" Genre: 1980's Rock. Sub-Genre: Jefferson Starship. Song: "Layin' It On the Line." Sung by: Cast! / Zarbon: "You see it every day in every way." Bulma: "We all hear the same routines, they all say that it's okay." Spongebob: "Just let us take care of everything!" Patrick: "So we lay it on the line!" Robot and Globitha: "Layin' it on the line! (Layin' it on the line). Layin' it all (Right on the line!) Just layin' it on the line. (Layin' it on the line!) Layin' it all." Larry: "We're living on the front line." Stimpy: "I can see it in the faces." Marlene: "We gotta trouble in the streets tonight, and power keeps us in our places!" Captain Retro: "It doesn't matter if you're left or right, you lay it on the line!" Dog and Randolph: "Layin' it on the line! (Layin' it on the line.) Just layin' it all (Right on the line!) Layin' it on the line. (Layin' it on the line!) Layin' it all (Right on the line!)" Rocko: "Take it to the wilderness!" Reggie: "Into the jungle sun!" Daggett: "Looking for the voice of reason inside this Babylon." Norbert: "Got U.S. boys on foreign soil, spillin' their blood to keep the peace." Taotie: "Cities will vanish in turmoil, while the sheiks lay sleeping on the beach!" Phoebe: "We lay it on the line!" Gonard and Monster: "Layin' it on the line. (Layin' it on the line!) Layin' it all (Right on the line!) Just layin' it on the line. (Layin' it on the line!) Layin' it all (Right on the line!") Po and Tigress: "Layin' it on the line. Just layin' it on, layin' it on the line! Layin' it on." Cast: "Layin' it on the line. Just layin' it on, layin' it on the line. Layin' it on!" / And the epic song ends. Sniz is in the cockpit and he applauds the singing of the contestants. Sniz turns on the intercom and says: "Excellent work, as usual. We'll be coming in for a landing soon, so please put all seats back into their upright position, fasten your seat belts, and get your game faces on! It's almost go time! After some important commercial messages!" / (Commercial Break.) / I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now! Edited February 4, 2016 by 4EverGreen FINALLY finishing up my episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted March 3, 2016 Author Share Posted March 3, 2016 (edited) Sorry for the delay, but I had a severe case of Writer's block, not to mention Depression over the death of Paul Kantner, who contributed to the song (and indirectly, the name of this episode title) that was sung IN this episode, but now I'm ready to get back to it! Here is the second and final part of my latest "Total Cartoon Global Cruise" episode, "Area 51: Layin' It On the Line!" / After the commercials finish airing, the plane finally lands in Mercury, Nevada, the front door of Area 51! The contestants get out, genuinely surprised that they have to do a night time challenge! Blonda says: "Oh MAN!!!! It's DARK!!!! How is anybody supposed to SEE how glamorous I can be?!" Buhdeuce says: "We don't want ANYBODY to see you during this challenge, that's the whole POINT! Do you WANT to get captured?!" Blonda says: "Timmy TURNER may be an idiot who makes FAR too many selfish wishes for himself, but I'm NOT!!!! I just want to be ADMIRED!!!!" Gonard says: "We'll, we might REALLY admire you if you can help us ACE this challenge against the other two teams!" Blonda smirks and says: "That's what I'm HERE for!" King Julien says: "I thought that's what I was here for!" Monster asks: "And what are YOU useful again? BESIDES being HALF of the subject of the WORST episode of this season so FAR?!!!" Skipper asks: "And whose fault was that? Old Man Jenkins!!!! Can we move PAST that already?! Because, lets face the facts; Haters gonna Hate, and Winners gonna Win! You get three guesses as to what I plan to do, and the first two don't count!" Sniz turns on a megaphone, and the feedback hurts the ears of the contestants! (At least, the contestants who HAVE ears!) Sniz shouts: "Attention, contestants! We are not HERE for socializing! We are here for a challenge! Do you have ANY idea the kind of connections General Barracuda had to go through to make this challenge possible?!" Patrick says: "Actually, no. We were NOT aware! Or at least, I wasn't!" Sniz shouts: "Well it's time to listen up, contestants! And you better listen well! Area 51 is a guarded security complex like no other! It makes breaking into Fort Knox look like a cakewalk in comparison! If you even want a CHANCE of getting through the area safely, you better have someone with intimate KNOWLEDGE of the base! Fortunately, there is someone who has caused a lot of trouble, that we just found out about, who OWES a lot of favors for all the trouble he has caused! The man/alien with the plan, please welcome back KAPUT!!!!" And Kaput comes rolling up and jumps up, trying to surprise Team S.R.R.R.C.! Kaput then sneers and asks Taotie: "Did you miss ME, TRAITOR?!!!" Taotie merely folds his arms and says: "I'm sorry. I have this policy of NOT speaking to LOSERS!!!!" Tigress mockingly says: "Look at the kettle, being hypocritical to the pot! Remind me, HOW many times have you beaten ME in combat?! Oh, that's RIGHT!!!! ZERO!!!!" Taotie angrily says: "Yeah, just keep FLAUNTING that attitude of yours! It will make it SO much more of a vindication for me when I finally wipe the FLOOR with you!" Tigress says: "And when that day comes; A.K.A., on the twelfth of NEVER; will be the day pigs can fly WITHOUT planes, and unicorns run free in the world!" And Po just face-palms himself in frustration! (Confessional) Po sighs and says: "Tigress; do you EVER know when to keep that big mouth SHUT?!!! Even I have more restraint and self-control then that!" / Captain Retro sighs and says: "Honestly, if we win today even in SPITE of Tigress' behavior, I would be GENUINELY surprised!" (End Confessional) General Barracuda walks out and grabs the megaphone from Sniz. General Barracuda says: "All right, here's the deal. I've seen every single awful deed that Kaput has done! Kaput, you are a creepy little thing, you thought you could get away with all your evil tricks! You thought you could just sabotage others and NEVER have it affect you? Well, you were WRONG!!!! I know you have a blueprint of Area 51 on you, and you're going to give it to one of these teams! Once you've done that, you are going to become an INTERN for us and make an HONEST work living, in order to PAY for your misdeeds! That should more than make things right between you and everyone you've WRONGED!" Kaput rolls his eyes, groans, and says: "FINE!!!! I'll become an intern, but I won't like it! I'll tell you what; I'll give the blueprints to whichever team can impress me FIRST!!!!" Blonda pushes her team-mates aside and says: "Step aside, light-weights! I am an EXPERT in impressing people!" Bulma scoffs and says: "You're going to TRY to impress Kaput?! And what secret do YOU have that I DON'T?!!!" Blonda chuckles deviously and says: "Something that you could NEVER have! True STAR power, honey!" (Confessional) Bulma scoffs and says: "True STAR power?!!! If she's a TRUE star; than I'm Yajirobe!!!! And I wouldn't want to be HIM in a million YEARS!!!!" / Zarbon says: "I have to admit, I'm starting to hate Bulma slightly less, if only for the reason that Blonda is behaving WORSE than she is!" (End Confessional) Blonda says: "I will put this away, and you will ALL be impressed by me!" Kaput says: "That remains to be seen! Just do what you want to do! I've got my work cut out for me!" Blonda says: "All right, then I will! Stand back, everyone! This will be my GREATEST performance to date!" Genre: New Wave Rock. Sub-Genre: Billy Joel. Song: "Pressure." Sung by: Blonda! (During this sequence, Blonda does a lot of smoking HOT dance steps as a bunch of rockets, fireworks, sparklers, and strobe lights go off!) Blonda: "You have to learn to pace yourself; Pressure! You're just like everybody else; Pressure! You've only had to run so far, so good! But you will come to a place, where the only thing you feel are loaded guns in your face, and you'll have to deal with Pressure! You used to call me paranoid; Pressure! But even you cannot avoid Pressure! You turned the tap dance into your crusade; now here you are with your faith and your Peter Pan advice. You have no scars on your face, and you cannot handle Pressure! (Instrumental break) All grown up and no place to go. Psych 1, Psych 2, what do you know? All your life is channel 13; Sesame Street, what does it mean? (I'll tell you what it means) Pressure! Pressure! Don't ask for help, you're all alone; Pressure! You'll have to answer to your own; Pressure! I'm sure you'll have some cosmic rationale; but here you are in the ninth, two men out and three men on. Nowhere to look but inside, where we all respond to Pressure! Pressure! (Instrumental break) All your life is Time Magazine. I read it too, what does it mean? (Instrumental Break) Pressure!!!! I'm sure you'll have some cosmic rationale; but here you are with your faith, and your Peter Pan advice. You have no scars on your face, and you cannot handle Pressure! Pressure! Pressure! One, two, three, four, Pressure!" / And as the epic song ends, Kaput claps his hands wildly!!!! Kaput says: "Wonderful, magnificent, glorious, phenomenal! And it's good, to! I don't need to see anyone else to know that NOTHING can top that! Therefore, I'll give the blueprints to Blonda, and the REST of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool, I GUESS!!!!" Blonda triumphantly says: "HA!!!! In your FACE, doubters!!!!" And Bulma, Zarbon, and Taotie just stand shocked, completely FLABBERGASTED at what just transpired! (Confessional) Bulma gasps and says: "I can't believe she ACTUALLY did it! Oh, MAN!!!! She is NEVER going to let US hear the END of it!" / Zarbon says: "Is Blonda REALLY desperate to impress us? Well of course; DUH!!!! She HAS to be! But in her case, it actually SEEMS to be WORKING!!!!" / Taotie says: "Inconceivable!!!! How can this NOBODY get Kaput to just willingly give HER such a great advantage?! If it weren't for the fact that I really WANT to WIN this challenge, I would JUST...I can't even THINK of what I WOULD do!!!!" / Blonda says: "I'd just like to say thank you to Jaundissimo Magnifico, for his 27 years of coaching me in the art of the elaborate dance! You are NOT a waste of space and magic; that was just my adrenaline talking!" (End Confessional) General Barracuda says: "It's settled then! Team Sniz Is Really, Really, Really, Cool has a distinct advantage in this challenge, as they will know how to get around the base! Team's TUFF and Retro, you'll have to figure out how to get through the base on your own! Team Sniz Is Really, Really, Really, Cool; you'll make your entry through the entrance on the side door; Team's TUFF and Retro, you'll take the back door!" Tigress gasps in shock and asks: "You mean I got to spend a significant portion of my valuable TIME with SPONGEBOB?!!! That is ABSURD!!!!" Po asks: "And WHY exactly is THAT?!!!" Tigress, without a moment's hesitation, says: "SERIOUSLY?!!! Spongebob is SOOO WEAK!!!!!!!!!!!" But this comment digs DEEP into Spongebob's psyche as he suddenly transforms into his HUGE, muscular form again and yells: "SPONGEBOB IS NOT WEAK!!!!!!!!" And the rest of Team Retro gasp in horror! (Confessional) Marlene sighs, rolls her eyes and says: "YEP!!!! Gonna take a REAL miracle to give Team Retro a win NOW; thanks a LOT Tigress! NOT!!!!" / Tigress rolls her eyes and says: "Seriously? Now he wants to have a go at me? Let him TRY! I have LITERALLY swatted FLIES bigger than him! Bring...it...on!!!!" / Spongebob, in his huge muscular form, angrily says: "Tigress is going DOWN!!!!" (End Confessional) Tigress seriously says: "Do you think I'm SCARED of you NOW?!!! I can literally lick THIRTY of you in my SLEEP!!!! That's how strong I am!" Spongebob, irritated, says: "You're LUCKY there's a no-hitting rule in place; that prohibits me from hitting you!" Tigress says: "Oh, right. The Penalty Vote Rule. I almost forgot about that, seeing as how no one has technically broken it since Haggis." Spongebob says: "But I will tell you RIGHT now, that I will SHOW you just how strong I am, and I am going to SMOKE you!!!!" Tigress scoffs and says: "Get SERIOUS!!!! NOBODY 'smokes' me, especially not some undersea SPONGE!!!!" Po groans and says: "Tigress, DON'T do this NOW!!!!" Tigress says: "Too late! Already doing it! So, 'MR.' Popularity, how much do you want to BET; I can run CIRCLES around you?!!!" Patrick says: "Spongebob, don't PLAY her game! You don't have to prove ANYTHING to her!" But determined, Spongebob says: "If you LOSE this challenge, you got to VOTE yourself off!" And Tigress, unfazed, says: "And when I inevitably WIN, you will vote YOURSELF off, and prove once and for all that I will ALWAYS be stronger than you!" Marlene face-palms herself and asks: "Is THAT what this is all about?!" Tigress rolls her eyes and says: "DUH!!!! Only the fast and the STRONG make it far in this game! It's time for all who are WEAK to get OUT of my WAY!!!!" General Barracuda says: "OOH!!!! Spicy! This is going to get INTERESTING!!!!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "If there's a bright side to Tigress' bet, is that it's a win-win situation for the REST of Team Retro. If Tigress wins, that's one less contestant to worry about for Team Retro; if Tigress loses, that gives Team Retro a CLEAR idea of who to vote for! AKA, NOT me!!!! Either way, my day won't end TOO badly!" (End Confessional) Spongebob says: "Fine! It's a deal! But you'd have to win in a fair and square match-up against me, by getting through Area 51 first! Do you think you can do that, Miss Stripes?!!!" From half-way to the base, Tigress shouts: "I'd say I'm already half-way THERE!!!!" Patrick shouts: "NO!!!! She's totally going to FORCE you to vote yourself off!!!!" Globitha says: "WE are NOT going to let that happen!" Robot asks: "Who's WE?!!!" Globitha answers: "The three of us! We agreed we'd vote off the WEAKEST contestant on our team, and since Spongebob CLEARLY isn't the weakest, there's no need to vote him off!" Robot asks: "Than who IS the weakest?!" Globitha answers: "If we win, NOBODY! So let's do our BEST to win!" Robot says: "I'm a big fan of that plan!" (Confessional) Robot says: "You know, I'm thinking there's a chance we can pull this off. Globitha is thinking logically, Spongebob has pulled out the heavy artillery, and Team TUFF has my brilliant powers of reasoning and deduction! We can TOTALLY do this!" (End Confessional) Dog says: "No time like the present! Let's MOVE it!!!!" Randolph says: "Right behind you!" And Team TUFF rushes towards the base, where Tigress has already entered! Larry looks at Captain Retro and asks: "What do you think we should do?" Captain Retro sighs and says: "Well, Tigress IS a pain in the butt..." Po asks: "What's THAT supposed to mean?!" Captain Retro continues: "However, there is no way our team will ever THROW a challenge! We've come THIS far not getting a last place finish, and we're not about to start NOW!!!!" Daggett says: "I like winning to! Besides, if we don't wind up in first place, Tigress has to vote HERSELF off! It's like SOMEONE writing their own execution order!" Po says: "Tigress NEVER says anything unless she's absolutely SURE she can back it up!" Larry says: "Maybe, but she doesn't KNOW Spongebob like I do! You have NO idea what Spongebob can be capable of when he is REALLY ticked off!" Rocko says: "And personally, I don't want to have to find out! So let's catch up! We're falling behind!" And the rest of Team Retro head towards the base of Area 51! Buhdeuce looks at Blonda who's HOLDING the blue-prints for the base, and looks puzzled. Buhdeuce asks: "Do you have any PLANS on taking us into Area 51...TONIGHT?!!!" Blonda says: "I am THOROUGHLY studying every inch of this base carefully! We do NOT want to get caught off guard!" Bulma asks: "And just what makes YOU the expert at reading blueprints? You're practically LOOKING at the girl who INVENTED them!" Blonda, unconcerned, says: "You do realize that it is entirely up to me and MY alliance as to WHO we eliminate off of this team IF we lose tonight, RIGHT?!!!" Bulma seriously says: "You wouldn't last ONE episode without me! As a matter of FACT, you've only lasted ONE episode on The Fairly Oddparents!" Blonda shouts: "Are YOU deluded?!!! I am a HIGHLY successful CELEBRITY!!!!" Taotie scoffs and says: "PLEASE!!!! You're as much of a celebrity, as Justin Bieber is a HIGHLY liked singer!!!! Which is to say...you are NOT!!!!" Blonda rolls her eyes and says: "All I know is that I'm either going to guide us to victory, or I will determine which LOSER gets the boot off!" Bulma chuckles deviously and says: "I don't think so!" Bulma snaps her fingers and says: "ZARBON!!!! Retrieve the blueprints from Blonda and SHOW her that WE mean business!" Zarbon asks: "Excuse me, but why must it fall down to ME to retrieve the blueprints?!" Bulma responds: "Have you forgotten that certain secret I KNOW about you that you DON'T want people to find OUT?!!!" Zarbon groans and says: "You're just DETERMINED to have it YOUR way, aren't you?!" Bulma chuckles deviously and she says: "You know it!" (Confessional) Zarbon groans and says: "MAN!!!! Bulma doesn't forget ANYTHING!!!! And she monopolizes EVERYTHING!!!! And all I want to do, is to PLAY the game! But NO!!!! Bulma HAS to make ME do her DIRTY work FOR her! It's like Bulma and Blonda are competing against each other to see who can beat the other one in who can be the most ANNOYING contestant on our team! If it were up to me; I'd tell them both that, 'NEWS FLASH!!!! You're BOTH winning!!!!' That's what I'd tell them!" / Bulma says: "Blonda is CRAZY if she thinks I'm just going to 'hand over' control of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool over to HER!!!! If she wants control, she'll have to PRY it from MY eliminated body! And that's not going to happen...EVER!!!!" (End Confessional) Zarbon powers up his Arrow of Light attack and Blonda says: "You're BLUFFING!!!! You're not going to hit me and rack up penalty votes!" Zarbon says: "Blonda, DUCK!!!!" Blonda pauses and asks: "Why are you telling ME to...?" But Blonda doesn't get to finish her statement, because Zarbon quickly GRABS Buhdeuce and THROWS him at Blonda! The collision causes Blonda to DROP the blueprints, and Zarbon grabs them! Blonda regains her composure and says: "OH!!!! I see what you did there! You were warning me about the DUCK! Well played." Bulma chuckles deviously and she says: "You know it! And it also goes to show that if ANYONE happens to be in an ALLIANCE with her, they should think TWICE, seeing as to how INCOMPETENT you are! You couldn't hold onto a VALUABLE priceless painting, and YOU can't even hold onto blueprints! Why should ANYONE think that they're going to get far with YOU?!!!" Blonda scoffs and says: "You're just JEALOUS that people think that I'm PRETTIER than YOU are!!!!" Bulma screams: "In your DREAMS, you FREAKY little gnome!" Taotie shouts: "SHUT UP!!!! Will you two NINNIES stop this incessant bickering and have us FOCUS on this challenge?!!! We're already falling WAY behind!!!!" Bulma shakes her body in order to regain composure, but before she moves, she says: "We'll finish THIS later!!!!" And as Bulma begins running to the base, Blonda says: "I will be READY for you!" (Confessional) Taotie says: "You know, it has become VERY apparent to me that when it comes to women, my former wife was NOT the worst one in the world! Off hand, I'd say THAT award goes to Blonda, with Bulma running a VERY close second!" / Bulma says: "There is one good reason why I ALWAYS win every argument I ever participate in; SHEER brain-power! Even Blonda's MAGIC can't compete with that!" / Blonda says: "Bulma may beat me when it comes to sheer high I.Q. scores, I'll give her that! However, I plan on being FAR more ruthless and cut throat! My feminine wiles FAR outpace even Marlene's when she was at her PEAK! I'll get Bulma out first, or my REAL name isn't Blonda!" (End Confessional) Fondue shakes his head in frustration and says: "Finally! They're getting the challenge underway! I THOUGHT this episode was going to make itself!" Sniz says: "Well, there's a lesson to be learned here. Never ASSUME that an episode is going to make itself! At least we can work on it by putting Kaput to work." General Barracuda looks around and asks: "SAY!!!! Where is Kaput?!!!" In bewilderment, Sniz says: "He was just HERE a second ago! Where could he have gone to?" / Within the base of Area 51, Kaput is suspiciously looking around. Kaput says: "That JERK General Barracuda, he confiscated all of my weapons and sneaky sabotage devices! How am I supposed to get REVENGE on the jerk-faces who gave me the BOOT off if I can't boot THEM off in return?!!!" Tigress suddenly appears and says: "Maybe you shouldn't TRY to sabotage anyone at all?!!!" Kaput, shocked, asks: "Tigress!!!! How did YOU get here so fast?!!!" Tigress says: "I have a sixth sense of direction! I can smell the path to victory from ten MILES away! I NEVER get lost!" A menacing alien voice says: "But you about to BE lost to MY great, sinister plan!" Kaput and Tigress look around, and see King Goobert from "The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius," floating in front of a suspiciously dark place! Kaput asks: "King Goobert! What are YOU doing here?!" King Goobert rhetorically responds: "Do you HONESTLY believe that you're the only alien with PLANS on conquering the galaxy?! Ooblar and I have a task force dedicated to procuring the GREATEST plan on dominating THIS planet ever!" Tigress asks: "A TASK force?!" Ooblar appears and says: "Yes! You blind fool! Behold, our elite operatives, Dave the Octopus from The Penguins of Madagascar Movie, and a certain 'FRIEND' of Kaput's!" Kaput asks: "Who would THAT be?!!!" Dave appears and asks: "You don't know? See for yourself!" And Kaput is SHOCKED to see, none other than, ZOSKY!!!! Kaput asks: "YOU?!!!" Zosky, irritated says: "How DARE you abandon me in the middle of our mission?! You know that's 50% of the reason why WE can never hold onto the planets we conquer? You always get bored and move onto something else!" Tigress asks: "Seriously, what are you up to THIS time?!" Zosky says: "Well, if you must know; as it turns out, I'm secretly EVIL!!!!" Kaput rolls his eyes and sarcastically says: "NO!!!! Really, do you think?" Zosky seriously says: "And that EVILNESS is going to terminate YOU for ABANDONING me! You've ditched me one too many times! Now you're going to pay the PRICE for it!" Kaput scoffs and says: "You'd have to have a pretty BIG weapon to make ME pay the price for ANYTHING!!!!" Zosky says: "I wouldn't disappoint YOU!!!! We got the biggest!!!!" Zosky snaps his fingers, and the suspiciously dark place lights up to reveal ARMAGEDDROID, from "My Life As a Teenage Robot," totally rebuilt and revamped with all of its weaponry! Tigress says: "I'm impressed! You actually KNOW how to produce a challenge!" King Goobert says: "Armageddroid's attack stats are off the charts! We modified it so that it WON'T just destroy weapons, it will destroy INTRUDERS! We even provided it with a Hive Cluster box battery in its inner core to give it a SUPER power charge! So all YOU can do is LOSE!!!!" Tigress seriously says: "I have NEVER backed down from a challenge in my entire life and I don't intend to START now!" King Goobert, irritated, says: "Ooblar, turn on Armageddroid! Zosky, find the OTHER contestants and get RID of them! And Dave...gosh DARN IT!!!! Change your NAME!!!! Dave is NOT a scary name and I'm ASHAMED to admit it!!!! Josef Stalin; try that!!!! Zosky and Dave rush off to do King Goobert's bidding, while Ooblar begins to power up Armageddroid. King Goobert mutters: "You know, it's like, 'Ooh, it's DAVE! Like, watch out for DAVE!!!!'" And Armageddroid fully powers on, fully intent on DESTROYING Tigress! Tigress smiles as she says: "I am READY for you!!!!" Kaput nervously looks on and says: "Well, I'll let you two have at it!" And Kaput nervously runs away! / Meanwhile, Team S.R.R.R.C. is rummaging through the storage supply room trying to find a useful alien artifact that works, but are turning up empty-handed! Bulma says: "Broken, broken, useless, junk, broken, broken--why is there nothing USEFUL in here?!!! Zarbon, could you POSSIBLY make anything that WORKS out of ANY of this?!" Zarbon says: "I'm a fighter, not a miracle worker. Fixing devices isn't my strong suit!" Blonda mockingly says: "So it seems like the genius has hit a brick wall!" Bulma scoffs and says: "Like YOU'RE any help to us!" Blonda says: "I just think that it would SUCK to be you if you make us LOSE!!!!" Skipper says: "We're not GOING to use! Because there is NO way we are walking out of here and seeing Team Retro already win! That's already happened WAY too many times to count!" King Julien says: "Well, it's not like the key to us winning is just going to come WALKING through the door!" And then suddenly, King Goobert and Ooblar WALK through the door! King Goobert says: "Awww, victims!" Taotie asks: "What victims?! We're not victims!" Gonard says: "If anyone's a victim, it's going to be YOU two!" Ooblar asks: "And why is that?" Zarbon says: "THIS!!!! Arrow of LIGHT!!!!" And he shoots a beam of energy at them, and knocks them unconscious! Buhdeuce says: "Well, I guess King Julien was wrong! The key to us winning DID walk through the door!" Skipper says: "But we're supposed to bring back an alien artifact! NOT an actual alien!" Bulma asks: "Do you WANT to take a CHANCE of us LOSING to Team Retro again?!" Skipper says: "No." Edited March 18, 2016 by 4EverGreen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted April 30, 2016 Author Share Posted April 30, 2016 I'm sorry about this, I really am! I wanted to contain my latest episode idea to just two posts, but I guess it just wasn't meant to be. My last post won't let me edit it anymore. So here is the third (and REAL) final part of my latest episode idea, "Area 51: "Layin' It On the Line!" / (After a brief, commercial break). Bulma says: "Then let's stop wasting time and WIN this challenge before Team Retro chalks up ANOTHER victory! SHEESH!!!!" (Confessional) Bulma says: "Honestly, it feels like I have to do ALL the planning for our team! I suppose the advantage to having such a GENIUS brain is that EVERYBODY expects for YOU to solve ALL the problems THEY have! But that luxury won't last FOREVER! The team merge will occur soon enough! And when it does, I will be the only one going to the top...of this game show...by WINNING!!!!" (End Confessional) Meanwhile, Tigress is actually KICKING Armageddroid's giant, metallic butt!!!! Tigress says: "You call yourself a MENACE?!!! You can't keep UP with me!!!! And you can't aim for BEANS!!!! I think it's time to put you out of your misery ONCE and for ALL!!!!" And before Armageddroid has a chance to blink, Tigress leaps up to his chest and pulls out the Hive Cluster Battery Pack; thusly forcing Armageddroid to power down and break apart! Just at that moment, the rest of Team Retro rushes in! Po asks: "Are you alright? We heard fighting and...WOAH!!! Did you actually take out that GIGANTIC robot all by yourself?!!!" Tigress chuckles as she laughs and holds up the Hive Cluster Battery Pack. Tigress triumphantly says: "Of course I did. And I even won this genuine alien artifact so that we could win." Marlene groans and says to Captain Retro: "Man; she's more competent than I thought!" Captain Retro says: "And she looked PRETTY competent to start off with!" Tigress asks: "I trust that there will be no one on this team EVER doubting MY abilities again?!" Po answers: "I highly doubt that! Not that there was much REASON to!" Tigress says: "Good. Then lets GO!!!!" (Confessional) Tigress says: "I would NEVER make the claim that I was the strongest, smartest, fastest, AND toughest contestant on this entire game show if I didn't have the ability to back it up. And I pretty much showed EVERYBODY here that I can do that...a TRILLION times over! I just can't WAIT to rub it Spongebob's stupid face!" / Captain Retro says: "There are plenty of reasons I should be thrilled about this...and yet, I'm not. Tigress is OBVIOUSLY not going to be taken out by any physical challenges, so that just leaves the mental ones. I just hope she can and WILL stay loyal to Team Retro until the Team merge!" (End Confessional) Robot and Globitha are wandering around in the dark. Robot says: "There must be some technology in this base that is messing with my G.P.S. location device! I can't get us through this base!" Globitha asks: "That's kind of bad, isn't it?" Robot says: "Only if you DON'T want to get out of here and WIN the challenge!" Globitha says: "Then why don't we ask somebody for directions?" Robot sarcastically asks: "Oh yeah! Like WHO?!!!" Globitha asks: "What IS it with men and asking for directions?!" Robot says: "You know; I'm REALLY not interested in playing the gender card right now! You want to play a card? Let's play the 'Let's Not DIE' Card!" Then, they hear a triumphant Kaput say: "Take THAT!!!!" And Zosky gets bumped into Robot, who gets FLUNG into a strange looking pod! Robot quickly gets out of the pod, but he's followed by an EVIL looking, green eyed doppelganger! Globitha screams: "TWO Robots?!!! I'm both excited AND confused!!!!" Globitha epicly HUGS both of them, only to have the FAKE Robot burst into green goo! Globitha, bewildered, says: "Okay; now I'm just confused!" Kaput says: "Don't be! I just took out Zosky! He thought he could beat ME in a fight?! As if!" And Spongebob walks in, with Dave the Octopus tied in a knot! Spongebob says: "And I took care of another menace! My strength REALLY came in handy today!" Robot looks in awe and says: "I'll say! We can still win if we take Dave to Sniz, and show him we've captured this menace!" Globitha says: "I'm a big fan of that plan!" Kaput says: "And just because I FEEL like it, I'll even sabotage Team S.R.R.R.C. for you! I have no more loyalty to THEM anymore, not after what TAOTIE tried to do to me!" Robot says: "I'm glad to hear that! Let's get this challenge FINISHED with!" (Confessional) Robot says: "Nobody likes long waits, especially not me! But when push comes to shove, I am going to take this opportunity to finally get the lead out, and put this whole ordeal behind me! I finally feel like Globitha and I are going to wind up with a happy ending after all of this!" / Globitha, unsure, says: "For some reason, I STILL have a feeling that this has been all too easy for us." (End Confessional) Outside of Area 51, Sniz and Katie are busy kissing each other, when Fondue nudges them both. Fondue says: "Break up the love fest, I think the teams are FINALLY coming out!" Katie asks: "Already?!!!" Sniz says: "About time!" Team S.R.R.R.C. come out first, with King Goobert and Ooblar captured! Bulma says: "I've WON this for us!!!!" Kaput rushes out with Zosky captured, and Kaput says: "No you DON'T!!!!" And Kaput ZAPS King Goobert and Ooblar, KILLING both of them!!!! Team S.R.R.R.C. cross the finish line, but Sniz shakes his head in disgust! Sniz says: "OOH!!!! Looks like Kaput did his first successful job as our intern! King Goobert and Ooblar are no longer alive! That means you DON'T win first place! Sorry, Bulma!" Blonda says: "This would not have happened if it was ME in charge!" Bulma screams: "OH; SHUT UP!!!!" Team Retro come out of Area 51 next, and Tigress says: "Here comes the WINNER!!!!" But Spongebob comes out with Dave captured, and he quickly and 'accidentally,' TRIPS Tigress, causing the Hive Cluster Battery Pack to FLY out of Tigress' hands! In slow-motion, Spongebob insincerely says: "OOPS!!!!" But the Hive Cluster Battery Pack SAFELY lands in Sniz's hands! Sniz says: "And we HAVE our winners! Team Retro, winning another amazing victory! It's AMAZING how they DO it!!!!" Team TUFF finally come out Area 51 safely, and cross the finish line last. Chameleon says: "Well, I guess since Spongebob helped capture Dave, at least Team TUFF comes in second." Sniz says: "Actually, only Team RETRO brought back a working alien artifact intact! Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; have two dead on arrival aliens, but because they crossed first, they come in second place. Team TUFF capturing a menace will not do you any good for THIS challenge; YOU come in last! So YOU have an elimination ceremony to face!" Tigress triumphantly says: "In your FACE, Spongebob!!!! And YOU have to VOTE yourself O-U-T, OUT!!!!" Sniz smugly says: "NOT...EXACTLY!!!!" Tigress asks: "Say what?!" Sniz says: "It's time to reveal the FINAL twist for today's challenge; the team that came in second place, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; gets to determine who LOSES on Team TUFF! So Spongebob CAN'T vote himself off tonight!" Tigress screams: "WHAT?!!!!!!!!!" Sniz asks: "Are you mad, much?!!!" (Confessional) Tigress angrily mutters: "Spongebob is going DOWN!!!! Spongebob is going down! Spongebob is going DOWN!!!!" / Zarbon says: "It WOULD be easy to eliminate Spongebob right now, but he is CLEARLY throwing Tigress off her game! Therefore, I think MY team will KEEP Spongebob in the mix, and VOTE for someone who no longer has a purpose in this game!" / Bulma says: "Obviously, I have a plan to make sure that NOBODY from MY team has to go home tonight; not even Blonda!" (End Confessional) Bulma says: "Stick to MY plan, team! VOTE off Globitha!!!!" Buhdeuce asks: "Why her?" Bulma says: "Robot couldn't BEAR the thought of competing in the game without her! He would QUIT the game before continuing on without her! We get rid of Globitha, and we ALSO get rid of Robot! It's the PERFECT package deal!!!!" Skipper says: "All right, we'll do it! But you BETTER be right about this!" Bulma smugly says: "Have I ever NOT been?!" / In the elimination ceremony, Team TUFF is facing their very first elimination as a unified team! Dudley says: "This stinks!" Chameleon says: "I agree. But hopefully, we won't have to face too many MORE of these!" Dudley says: "I hope not! As a team, we could use more victories!" Sniz comes in and says: "Team TUFF, the time has come to learn the verdict. Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; has come to a decision as who will be getting eliminated. You will receive a bag of popcorn, ONLY if you are safe! If you're not, you'll have to take the Drop of Shame! Here are the contestants who are safe; Dudley, Chameleon, Spongebob, Patrick, Suzie, Phoebe, Dog, Randolph!" Robot and Globitha look in horror at each other, knowing that only ONE of them will be safe! Sniz says: "Only one bag of popcorn left! The final bag of popcorn, will be going to; ROBOT!!!!" Robot screams: "NO!!!!!!!!!" Globitha asks: "Why are you so sad?! You're safe!" Robot sighs and says: "Don't you get it?! My entire success in this season is due to you! The only reason that I've even gotten as far as I have is because of you! Besides, I don't think I can carry on in this game without you!" Globith asks: "What are you saying, Robot Default?" Robot turns to Sniz and boldly says: "If Globitha's getting eliminated, then I have to leave to." Dog asks: "Why is that?" Robot says: "We're a package deal. I'm sorry, but it's just that simple." Sniz shrugs and says: "Suit yourself. Saves me from having to do an elimination ceremony with Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool." Robot turns to Globitha and says: "Come on, Globitha, let's blow this joint!" And Robot and Globitha take their parachutes, and after jumping out of the plane, open them up and float down to safety! / Sniz is in the cock-pit, and he says: "Well, that's another two contestants down, and still 28 more to go! Hopefully, the next episode won't drag on for as long as this one! We've got plenty more of the world to see, and I hope you'll see it with us, on the next fabulous episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" / Episode Notes: Featured songs in this episode; "Layin' It On the Line," and "Pressure." Blonda forms the Magic Alliance in this episode with Monster, Gonard, Buhdeuce, Skipper, and King Julien. Featured villains in this episode, King Goobert and Ooblar (both of whom are killed) with Zosky, Dave the Octopus, and Armageddroid, who is destroyed. Globitha is voted off by Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; and Robot quits the game, unable or unwilling to compete in the game without her, making Monster the ONLY representative from "Robot and Monster" still competing on "Total Cartoon Global Cruise." / Personal Notes: It seems like every season, I always come across at least ONE episode that takes FAR longer to finish than all the others! In season one, it was "Sink or Surf!" In season two, it was "American Spray-Paint." And for this season, it's THIS episode, "Area 51: Layin' It On the Line!" One good thing this season has taught me, is that I should NEVER sacrifice plot for convenience, never assume that an episode will write itself, and NEVER write myself into a corner that I can't write myself out of. Hopefully, the remaining 26 episodes of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise" will go much easier from here. As far as Robot and Globitha go, the only real story they had was with each other; and I took that story to the one place I could; as far as it could go. All the other remaining contestants have a stronger story still remaining, so it made sense to remove Robot and Globitha in order to focus on the contestants who still remain in play. / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted May 21, 2016 Author Share Posted May 21, 2016 It's time to carry on with the exciting tour of Planet Earth, so here's the first part of a new episode of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" Enjoy! / Sniz is in the cock-pit and he says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, it was hide and go SNEAK in everyone's favorite American secret; Area 51. The secret base that's NOT so secret! And guess who came back for more fun? Kaput! And he had a bone to pick with Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool! Fortunately, Blonda was able to impress Kaput! Meanwhile, Tigress made the erroneous mistake of ticking Spongebob off, and the two of them got into a competition, where the loser would have to vote his or her own self off. But Tigress proved to be more than a match for her self-imposed challenge; she took on Armageddroid single-pawed, and got a Hive Cluster Battery Pack for Team Retro. Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool managed to catch King Goobert and Ooblar, but Kaput SABOTAGED their efforts by destroying the villains! Despite Spongebob's success in catching evil villain Dave, Team TUFF ended up coming in last in the challenge! But thanks to MY special twist, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; ended up having the special honor of eliminating someone from Team TUFF, which made Tigress KIND OF angry! Bulma once again used the power of her incredible brain, and she had a master plan! By listening to Bulma's plan, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; voted off the love-struck Globitha. Distraught, Robot Default was unable and unwilling to compete in the show without her, so Robot quit and left with Globitha. Pretty CRAFTY, Bulma! What new plan will Bulma come up with on this episode? Will time end up having its way with us AGAIN? And which team will end up on the chopping block this time? Find out on a brand new episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise! California, here we come!" / "Good Stuff, Missionary Man!" Instead of the normal show open, the cast-members (including King Julien and Kaput) are shown dancing in front of a bunch of surreal, kaleidoscope images of scenes that happened so far in the third "Total Cartoon" season, while they sing a rocking pop song by the B-52's. / Genre: Dance Pop. Sub-Genre: The B-52's. Song: "Good Stuff!" Sung by: Cast! Fondue: "Brr!" Katie: "All right!" Monster: "Bum bum." Buhdeuce: "Bum bum, Ba-bum. Ba-bum." Gonard: "Ba-Bum." Bulma: "Bum, bum! Ba-Bum!" King Julien: "Bum, bum." Phoebe: "Ba-Bum." Wally: "Bum-bum." Zarbon: "Bum-bum. Taotie: "Bum-bum." Blonda: "Bum-bum." Marlene: "Ba-Bum! Bum-Bum, Ba-Bum, bum-bum! Ooh, baby!" Captain Retro: "What?" Marlene: "How about giving me some of that good stuff?" Captain Retro: "Well...here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is!" Dudley: "Are you looking for it? Are you looking for it? You'll hear it from me." Chameleon: "Good stuff, baby." Reggie: "Do you want it? Do you know how to get it? That good stuff, baby." Rocko: "Good, good stuff. I got sincerity that's bonafied, and a heart so fine it's certified. So let your good stuff rain down on me. Your dang good stuff that's true and tried!" Larry: "Are you looking for it? Are you looking for it? You'll hear it from me." Patrick: "Good stuff, baby." Kaput: "Do you want it? Do you know how to get it? That good stuff, baby!" Sniz: "Good, good stuff. What's the use of getting if you ain't sharing? My eyes are straining from all the staring! You've become my magnificent obsession. So how's about joining' my loving session?!" Skipper: "Are you ready?!" Spongebob: "I'm ready!" Norbert: "Are you ready?" Daggett: "Uh, yeah." Dog: "Are you ready for this?" Randolph: "I guess so." Stimpy: "Come on, baby." Cast: "Say whoa! Take me down where the love honey flows. Kiss you nice, tickle your toes. Take me down where the good stuff grows. Love you nice, tickle your nose." Marlene: "Good stuff, gimme some of that good stuff. Good stuff, gimme some of that good stuff. Good stuff, gimme some of that good stuff. Good stuff, gimme some of that good stuff!" Captain Retro: "The big dipper sure ain't big enough to hold all of your dang good stuff up!" Buhdeuce: "So let the people say we're down right nasty!" Monster: "I just say we're down right!" Bulma: "That good stuff that I am seeking, it's got me peeking and it's got me freaking! Watch my lips, I am speaking. It's got me tricking and it's got me treating!" Taotie: "I got sincerity that's bonafied, so come on now and let your good stuff rain down on me." Blonda: "Take me down!" Gonard: "I want the stuff." Zarbon: "Take me up. That's true and tried!" Reggie: "Take me to the place they have the good stuff!" Sniz: "Yeah!" Cast: "Take me down where the love honey flows. Kiss you nice, tickle your toes. Take me down where the good stuff grows. Love you nice, tickle your nose. Take me down where the love honey flows, Kiss you nice, wiggle your toes. Take me down where the good stuff grows. Love you nice, tickle your nose." Susie: "Good stuff, gimme some of that good stuff. Good stuff, gimme some of that good stuff. Good stuff, gimme some of that good stuff. Good stuff, gimme some of that good stuff!" Dudley: "Don't leave me hanging, I wanna be danging with your dang good stuff! Don't leave me hanging, I wanna be danging with your dang good stuff!" Blonda: "Hey ladies, do you want it? Yeah! Hey fellas, you got to have it, yeah!" General Barracuda: "Gonna wallow in the loving hollow! Gonna wallow in your dang good stuff! Gonna wallow in the loving hollow! Gonna wallow in your dang good stuff!" Marlene: Hey ladies, do you want it? Yeah! Hey fellas, you got to have it." Captain Retro: "Gonna wallow in your dang good stuff! Yeah!" Cast: "That good, good, good, good, good, good, good, stuff! That good, good, good, good, good, good, good, stuff! Yeah!" / After the unique show open, Team Retro is once again seen in First Class, and Marlene is REALLY enjoying the lap of luxury! Marlene says: "Whoever said that having too much of a GOOD thing was a BAD thing, obviously NEVER enjoyed the distinction of being able to win as much as WE have!" Captain Retro says: "Too bad not EVERYONE is able to enjoy it. Look at Tigress." And Tigress is staring at a piece of paper annoyed, as she writes words down on it. And Tigress mutters to herself: "Pummel Spongebob, Pummel Taotie, wash shirt..." Po asks: "What are you doing?" Tigress says: "I'm TRYING to figure out how to WHALE on Spongebob and Taotie WITHOUT racking up penalty votes!" Stimpy asks: "You're not STILL sore that Sniz made that twist in Area 51, are you?" Tigress snaps and shouts: "Of COURSE I am! Why shouldn't I BE?!!!" Rocko calmly says: "Listen to us, all right. You're making a mountain out of a molehill." Reggie asks: "Why make a big deal about something that doesn't NEED to be made out of?" Tigress scoffs and says: "I'd HONESTLY rather have TREEFLOWER still here than let Spongebob CLUTTER up this plane with his USELESSNESS!!" Norbert asks: "Have you forgotten that MY Treeflower is now eight months pregnant, with TWINS?! With my luck, she'll probably deliver by the time the next Performance Review comes around, and we're only NOW entering the second HALF of this competition!" Tigress says: "Treeflower would STILL be more useful in her present condition than Spongebob is now." Larry says: "Well, I personally think you should just drop it, and not just because Spongebob is my friend." Tigress angrily asks: "Well, WHY then?!" Larry calmly says: "Spongebob is on Team TUFF now; YOU are still on Team Retro. So unless you'd like to STOP winning and transfer yourself to a DIFFERENT team; I think you should just forget about the whole thing." Tigress says: "But I CAN'T just forget about a total LOSER!!!!" Daggett asks: "And why ever not? You don't ever SEEM to notice me, MUCH!" Tigress says: "That's because you're NOT a jury threat to me! If it comes down to a Final Three or a Final Two, and a voting jury ends up being a factor this season; I could wind up getting UNFAIRLY blown off if Spongebob is a MEMBER of that jury! Spongebob is an EMOTIONAL player! And I can't allow HIS emotions to SWAY a susceptible jury, who SHOULD vote for the player who obviously DESERVES to win!" Wally asks: "And I suppose YOU feel you deserve to win the $44.44 million? Or have you forgotten about the deal we made?" Tigress scoffs and says: "I don't CARE about keeping all the money. Like I NEED it! I just care about winning first place and taking the title! That's what it boils down to for ME! I'm looking out for first place, and NOBODIES going to get in my way!" Po asks: "But don't you think you could be at least a LITTLE nice about it?" Tigress groans and says: "FINE!!!! I SINCERELY think that I'm going to win first place, as long as you KINDLY keep your distance from me!" (Confessional) Po shrugs and says: "Well, she's trying!" / Marlene says: "I think Tigress IS trying...VERY; trying!!!!" / Tigress scoffs and says: "I don't understand why MY team expects me to HONESTLY want to play BALL with Spongebob, because I DON'T!!!! Never have, never will! Is there anyone else LESS deserving to stay IN the game than Spongebob right now? Of the contestants remaining, not a LOT!!!! It's just that Spongebob would be the easiest to get RID of right now! And the sooner I get rid of Spongebob, the sooner I can focus on winning over potential jury votes and winning individual challenges! I hope I can go on an uninterrupted winning streak ALL the way to the final challenge! That would PROVE to Master Crane that I do NOT brag unnecessarily!" / Norbert scoffs and says: "I can't BELIEVE Tigress would be willing to make Treeflower uncomfortable in her present condition! I used to have respect for Tigress. But now? Respect deleted!" / Daggett says: "Don't get me wrong, I'm glad that Tigress is aiming all of her fire towards Spongebob and NOT me; but if, and/or when Spongebob leaves, what then?! The team status quo isn't LIKELY to last past the next Performance Review, and then Tigress will set her sights on MOWING her way into an uninterrupted winning streak until the Final Challenge! If any REAL member of Team Retro wants to win, than we can't allow that to happen! Or at least, I don't want that to happen!" / Captain Retro says: "Tigress may not have any physical weaknesses, but I have noticed some very BIG mental weaknesses. She's irrational, impatient, short-tempered, hyper, vicious, and prone to fits of hissing! I'm banking on her anger and her lust for winning to be her downfall!" (End Confessional) Team Sniz Is Really, Really, Really, Cool; while stuck in Normal Class with Team TUFF; Bulma seems really pleased with herself. Bulma says: "Well, did I tell you, or did I tell you? Robot QUIT the game with Globitha; NOBODY left from our team last time!" Zarbon says: "I certainly never doubted you!" Taotie rolls his eyes and says: "REALLY?! You could have fooled me!" Zarbon holds his hands together, forming a square shape with his fingers, looking towards Taotie through the square shape. Taotie asks: "What are you doing?" Zarbon says: "I was just imagining a square shaped hole, where your so-called BRAIN is supposed to be!" Taotie scoffs and says: "I KNOW what you were IMAGINING!!!!" King Julian says: "Come on, guys! Let's not fight among ourselves! Let's take the fight to Team Retro, and win back our glory!" Blonda, wearing a nun's outfit, rolls her eyes and sarcastically asks: "And what POSSIBLE glory is that?!" King Julian says: "Hello! The glory that comes from being a GREAT lemur king with a GREAT team of ALLIES!!!!" Gonard rolls his eyes and asks: "Are you MISTAKING us for someone else?! I've never actually seen YOU contribute anything to our team!" Buhdeuce says: "Come on, guys! There just hasn't been a challenge that plays up to his strengths! If there were, I just KNOW he wouldn't let us down!" Skipper says: "Listen to the Breadwinner, he might just have an idea!" Buhdeuce says: "King Julian has NATURAL leader abilities, I have NATURAL helping abilities! And Skipper's the man with the plan! Let's combine ALL of these traits, and WIN us a challenge!" Blonda shrugs and says: "Well, that's an INTERESTING idea, in theory. But you're forgetting ONE major point!" Skipper asks: "And what's THAT, Ms. Magic?!" Blonda shrilly says: "I CALL ALL THE SHOTS!!!! I am the ONLY STAR in THIS team, and NOBODY is allowed to SHINE more than me!!!! And if YOU don't like it, the rest of the alliance will team with ME to vote you OFF!!!!" Bulma laughs and discreetly whispers to Zarbon: "This is what I told you about. This is where Blonda's game begins to break down!" Zarbon chuckles with glee and says: "This is going to get GOOD!!!!" Blonda says: "The choice is yours, but I SHOULD warn you; anyone who trifles with ME, will find their careers in Fairy-wood SEVERELY diminished!" (Confessional) Zarbon scratches his chin, and asks: "You know, I honestly wonder something to myself. Would killing Taotie be seen as MURDER, or would it be SEEN as an act of humanitarian goodness? Of course, killing Taotie would automatically get ME eliminated; but I can IMAGINE it, can't I?!" / Blonda scoffs and says: "King Julian has been such a DRAIN on our team, or ANY team he has been ON!!!! Not to mention, he was introduced in what is hands down the WORST Total Cartoon episode in HISTORY, in THOSE exact words!!!! And he has what is ARGUABLY the most HATED relationship on this show, and it's a relationship that Skipper REFUSES to get out of! I can see only one solution to my problem; REMOVE King Julian and I'll get rid of BOTH a threatening jury vote, and a THREAT to my OBVIOUS star power!" / Gonard sighs and says: "For an alliance that's called the MAGIC Alliance, we don't seem to be making much magic together." / Buhdeuce says: "I know things have got to get better for our team! Team Retro can't stay on top forever! This is a perfect opportunity for us to come back from BEHIND and STRIKE Team Retro in the REAR!!!! (A record needle is heard scratching across a record!) Yeah, my show REALLY has to get some better WRITERS!!!!" / Skipper says: "Blonda better not try anything funny on my watch! Because if she ever does, she'll create a GREAT adversary with me!" / Bulma chuckles with glee and says: "I KNEW Blonda would eventually be detrimental to her own game. Self-deluded celebrity types such as herself can't HELP but CLAW for attention every single chance they get! Fortunately, I don't HAVE that kind of problem, because I don't ever NEED to claw for attention! People see the NATURAL, great beauty that I am, and they can't HELP but be attracted to me! That's why I KNOW I'm going to outlast Blonda; it's just logic!" (End Confessional) Meanwhile, Team TUFF is still reeling from the effects of the last elimination. Dudley asks: "Does anyone have any idea HOW the last challenge went so wrong?" Phoebe scoffs and says: "I do! I'd say it was all Kaput's doing! Sure, he sabotaged Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; but I think he also sabotaged us! Why ELSE would our team not be able to find a SINGLE working alien artifact?! And let's not forget, he's working as an intern for Sniz now, so he probably KNEW that Spongebob catching Dave wouldn't help us win, and Kaput didn't TELL us!" Chameleon says: "I'm inclined to agree with Phoebe. And the worst part is, because Kaput is now an intern, he technically can't be eliminated by anybody except Sniz. We're at his mercy." Spongebob says: "We'll just have to be extra-careful and keep a close watch on future challenges. Kaput may think he's sneaky, but he's also very rash! And anyone who acts rashly is bound to mess up sooner or later! When that happens, we take the initiative to overtake Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool! And maybe even Tigress and Team Retro if we're lucky!" Patrick says: "What we really need is a challenge that plays up to OUR strengths; and not the strengths of Team Retro. There's got to be SOMETHING we can do better, in an area where Team Retro comes up short." Dog says: "We're nicer than Team Retro!" Randolph asks: "Are you sure?" Dog chuckles and says: "Well, I think we're DEFINITELY nicer than Tigress!" And as if on cue, Sniz comes on the intercom. Sniz says: "Good morning lucky contestants! Congratulations on being in the top half of contestants to participate in this game show! You have all officially outlasted 50% of the competition! Now for the real news! We're going to be landing in sunny California! This time, we're starting out at Big Sur. We'll be going over some rivers, through the woods, and to the Monterey, California mission! Of course, there will be a twist involved, but I'll tell you about that once we actually land! Sniz, out!" Suzie, puzzled, says: "A twist?" Chameleon says: "Maybe it involves having to be nice! This could be our chance to take the lead away from Team Retro!" Dudley says: "I sure hope so! Right now, we need all the help we can get!" But what Team TUFF don't REALIZE, is that a pair of evil eyes, belonging to Anti-Timmy, has been spying on them! And he has just heard EVERY word! (Confessional) Bulma is holding Anti-Timmy on an electrically controlled leash, and Bulma chuckles gleefully. Bulma says: "Of COURSE I've been holding Anti-Timmy on a leash! HELLO!!!! He already broke free from me once, I'm not going to ALLOW it to happen again! So Team TUFF wants to take Team Retro down a notch. Well, I might just be willing to help them. After all, I NEED to get rid of Blonda. And before I get rid of the queen, I first must go through the pawns, and eliminating both King Julian and Buhdeuce in one fell swoop would PUT the self-proclaimed fairy queen in CHECK!!!! This is where I make my WINNING play! I sure hope THAT quote makes it into the episode promo! It's priceless!" (End Confessional) / (Commercial Break) / I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted June 4, 2016 Author Share Posted June 4, 2016 This is my first time writing using Windows 10, so wish me luck as I write the second and final part of my latest episode, "Good Stuff, Missionary Man." / (This episode is dedicated to the original voice of Haggis McHaggis, Alan Young). / The plane has landed on a closed off-dirt road within the Big Sur camp-grounds very close to Bixby Bridge. All of the contestants are outside, but Tigress is tapping one of her feet impatiently. Larry rolls his eyes and asks: "Could you cut THAT out?!" Tigress scoffs and retorts: "Maybe I'd have a REASON to cut it out if Sniz would STOP stalling and get back to what's IMPORTANT; focusing on ME winning!" Bulma merely blows on her newly painted red fingernails as if she didn't hear what Tigress said. Tigress seriously asks: "Do you NOT take ME seriously?!!!" Bulma looks at her own reflection in her fingernails and says: "I'm sorry, but the thing you just said, would have ONLY been accurate if it was ME who said it! I have a BRAIN that never fails!" Blonda adds: "To run off the MOUTH every five seconds!" Bulma shouts: "Kaput!!!! I'll give you five bucks to teach this IRRITANT a lesson!!!!" And Kaput runs out and throws a bucket of water all over Blonda! Blonda coughs as she spits the water out of her mouth and says: "I just BOUGHT this nun outfit!" Kaput asks: "Why aren't you melting away? Isn't that what KILLS Fairies?!!!" Blonda angrily shouts: "NO!!!! That's what KILLS the Wicked Witch of the West from The Wizard of Oz! And Margaret Hamilton has NOTHING on me!" Marlene chuckles and says: "Tell THAT to Mila Kunis! She might think differently!" Bulma chuckles deviously as she hands Kaput five bucks, and Bulma says: "Totally WORTH it!!!!" But then, all chattering stops as Sniz finally exits the plane, wearing a safari outfit similar to the one worn by Kirk Fogg in "Legends of the Hidden Temple." Taotie asks: "Aren't you a little over-dressed for the forest?" Sniz says: "Absolutely not! We have an exciting episode for you today!" Tigress says: "I hope so. Otherwise, winning against the other teams just won't feel as satisfying." General Barracuda says: "Just remember, there's no 'I' in 'team,' okay?!!!" Tigress says: "All I know is, 'I' win before anyone else!" Sniz says: "Well, in this case, winning will be a team effort today! For today's challenge, we will have a simple task, but we are going to make it VERY challenging! Located in Big Sur, all types of birds flock through here and lay their eggs, because there aren't a lot of individuals who like to make the arduous trip through Big Sur." Captain Retro says: "I can vouch for that!" Sniz says: "Anyways, conditions around here recently, have become REALLY dangerous for birds, and they had to leave in a hurry! Unfortunately, they left their eggs behind! That's where the teams come in. It will be your jobs to collect eggs of YOUR team emblem, and keep them safe from the adversaries in this forest!" Tigress pumps her fist and says: "Awesome! I've been looking forward to wiping the FLOOR with that NAUGHTY pig, Taotie!" Taotie groans and says: "Do you EVER turn that ATTITUDE of yours OFF?!!! I'm a WARTHOG!!!!" Tigress rolls her eyes and says: "Didn't ask, don't care!" Sniz says: "This is NOT a game of angry birds, or even angry beavers! This is a game of avoiding big, HUGE, dangerous monsters from Pond-gea!!!!" Buhdeuce's eyes get all wide and he says: "No WAY!!!!" Sniz says: "Yes, way!!!! Our Fairy Godparent interns poofed some of the biggest, baddest Breadwinner beasts that ever stood in the way of ducks delivering bread to other ducks! It will be each team's goal to grab as many of their own eggs as they can. Once you've grabbed as many eggs as you can carry, it will be your job to transport them safely to the mission in Monterey, California. (Notices Zarbon's hand raised). And before you ask, NO; you CANNOT destroy the eggs of ANY other team!" And Zarbon's hand goes down. Sniz continues: "Once the eggs are at the mission, they can hatch there safely, and they will be re-united with their parents. There will be a prize reward AND immunity; both for the team that gets to the mission first, AND the team that collects the most eggs! The team that comes in last place will have to face a double elimination ceremony and eliminate two contestants! So, lots of risk, but LOTS of reward! The challenge will begin as soon as the plane takes me, Katie, and Fondue to safety in Monterey! But don't worry, General Barracuda will keep an eye on you to make sure you don't get TOO terribly maimed!" Phoebe rolls her eyes and sarcastically says: "Thank you, I feel SO much better now!" Sniz gets back on the plane and says: "Good luck!" And the plane takes off! Suddenly, all three teams notice an influx of giant monster beasts from Pond-gea, roaming around the Big Sur forest! Stimpy quickly asks: "Anybody got any ideas?!!!" Tigress boldly steps up and says: "I'll handle the beasts, you collect all the eggs you can and get to the mission!" Wally asks: "Are you sure you can handle them?" Tigress scoffs and asks: "Have I ALWAYS been so kick-butt?!!! Why, YES, yes I have! So, that's your answer!" Norbert says: "All right, we'll trust you to keep them busy!" Captain Retro says: "Let's get moving, people...and other assorted animals!!!!" (Confessional) Tigress says: "I've never had to deal with the beasts that Buhdeuce has to deal with on a daily basis. But I have a philosophy; a giant beast you've never fought before is just an enemy I haven't beaten yet! I plan on kicking TONS of giant beast BUTT and proving my strength to everybody! That way, nobody will be eager to vote me OFF just in case my team loses! Foresight, that's the WINNER'S strategy!" / Blonda is still wet and says: "I can't believe how IGNORANT Kaput is of Earth culture!!!! I wonder if Jodi Benson ever had days like this?" / Kaput scoffs and says: "That's the LAST time I buy ZIM'S theory that WATER is the ultimate WEAPON on Earth! Unless its a hydrogen bomb. THAT would be pretty devastating!" / Taotie shakes in frustration and says: "OOH!!!! That Tigress makes my tail twitch SO much!!!! Well, I'll SOON show her just what I'm made of, and when I do, even TIGRESS won't be prepared for it!" / Buhdeuce says: "At first, I was really excited for this challenge. I figured my team would be a shoo-in for winning it all. Then I learned something that turned my world upside down! And believe me, that doesn't happen as often as people think it would." (End Confessional) Buhdeuce says: "I think we should use the buddy system. That way, in case we get ambushed--." Blonda interrupts and says: "Who died and made YOU the decision planner?!!!" Buhdeuce says: "Nobody! I was JUST suggesting--." Blonda interrupts again and says: "Nobody wants to hear YOUR suggestions! And furthermore, nobody wants to hear YOUR type of humor!" Buhdeuce says: "It's not MY fault my show doesn't HAVE good writers! They're doing the BEST they can!" Taotie deviously says to Bulma: "If THAT'S they're best, I'd REALLY hate to see their WORST!!!!" Blonda says: "In any case, it is up to ME to come up with all the ideas!" Skipper suspiciously says: "And DO you have any ideas?" Blonda, still wet, shakes herself off and angrily says: "NO!!!! Since Taotie's 'FRIEND' Kaput, dumped water on me, I don't FEEL like helping to SAVE anybody, so you can FEND for yourselves!!!!" Buhdeuce defiantly says: "Well, maybe YOU don't feel like winning this challenge, but I do! I was born with the spirit of adventure, just like Alan Young!" Gonard, confused, asks: "Who?" Buhdeuce clarifies and answers: "Alan Young is a duck in spirit. He gave his voice to the one of the most popular 1980's cartoons of all time, DUCKTALES!!!! It's always been my DREAM to meet Alan Young in person!!!!" Blonda cruelly says: "Well, that dream will NEVER come true NOW, unlike MY dreams; because Alan Young is DEAD!!!!" Buhdeuce's eyes open wide and he says: "No!!!!" Zarbon says: "Bulma, better cover up your EARS for this one!" And both Bulma and Zarbon QUICKLY put their hands over their own ears! Buhdeuce loudly screams: "NOOO!!!!" Blonda is a little blown away by Buhdeuce's scream as she notices Buhdeuce is now huffing and puffing in anger, but Blonda STILL has a smirk on her face! Blonda says: "It doesn't matter if you DON'T like it, because its STILL true, and there's NOTHING you can DO about it!" Buhdeuce angrily says: "How DARE you?!!!" And Buhdeuce tries to charge Blonda, but Gonard holds Buhdeuce back! Buhdeuce says: "Let me at her! Let me at this HORRIBLE woman!!!!" Gonard says: "Don't do it! If you hit her, you'll get hit with penalty votes!" Buhdeuce stops trying to escape, and Buhdeuce says: "Very well then. If I can't take my anger out on HER, I'll take it OUT on those GIANT beasts!" Monster is taken aback as he says: "Are you CRAZY?!!! They are HUGE!!!! And you...really aren't!" Buhdeuce says: "True. But a Breadwinner NEVER gives UP!!!! They...l-l-level UP!!!!" And using 16-bit graphics, Buhdeuce transforms into a duck version of Mike Haggar from the FINAL FIGHT games! Buhdeuce says: "I'm BACK in action! Just sit back and watch the action HAPPEN!!!!" And with his enhanced strength, Buhdeuce starts to effectively whale against any menacing giant beast! Skipper says: "Well, I'm OFFICIALLY impressed! Now there's nothing to stand in the way of OUR collecting eggs!" Blonda incredulously says: "We're collecting NOTHING!!!! Didn't you HEAR me?!!!" Skipper says:" Why ever not?" Blonda rolls her eyes and says: "HELLO!!!! Collecting eggs? Not really my thing. Besides, I might break a NAIL, and you do NOT want to have ME break a nail!" Monster asks: "Don't you even WANT to win this challenge?" Blonda seriously says: "My first instinct is to say, 'NO!'" King Julien says: "Well, maybe YOU don't want to win, but his ROYAL highness, AKA, me, DOES!!!! I'll collect our blue eggs ourselves!!!!" And King Julien is about to pick a blue egg up, but Blonda tries to PRY it from King Julien's hands! King Julien says: "HEY!!!! What is your PROBLEM?!!!" Blonda says: "You're TRYING to take the focus off of ME!!!!" King Julien seriously asks: "Is THAT what this is all about?!!!" Blonda says: "It's ALL about the focus! And you're NOT taking it AWAY from me!" King Julien says: "Do you even CARE that the focus your getting is all BAD?!!!" Blonda scoffs and says: "I think Donald Trump has effectively proven that there is no such THING as BAD focus!!!!" King Julien says: "Donald Trump is a FRAUD, and he doesn't CARE about you, or anybody ELSE for that matter!" Blonda says: "I don't even CARE about Donald Trump caring about me, I care about BECOMING him; insanely RICH and FAMOUS!!!!" King Julien says: "That is EXTREMELY vain AND selfish! I can't BELIEVE that I used to THINK like you! I'm going to STOP you!!!!" Blonda says: "I'd like to see you TRY!!!! And just like that, King Julien and Blonda get into a BATTLE royal!!!!" Bulma laughs with delight and says: "This is BETTER than an in-flight movie! All that's missing is the POPCORN!!!!" Zarbon seriously asks: "Are we SERIOUSLY going to allow this, and LET them THROW the challenge?" Bulma says: "It's no skin off of OUR noses! It's Blonda's allies who will be leaving, not OURS!!!!" Taotie says: "That makes ME feel all warm and fuzzy inside!" Bulma says: "But there IS something YOU can do!" Taotie asks: "What's that?" Bulma smiles and answers: "Target Team Retro. I don't want them coming in first...again!!!! Besides, imagine what coming in second would DO to that MASSIVE ego that Tigress has!" Taotie chuckles with glee and says: "That would make me feel VICTORIOUS; TRIUMPHANT!!!!" Bulma says: "Than do whatever you must to slow Team Retro down. Just DON'T let them know that YOU are targeting them!" Taotie says: "You know I would LOVE to take Tigress and the others down a peg, but how am I SUPPOSED to do that with that KILLJOY, Captain Retro around?" Bulma seriously says: "Don't worry, I have a solution for that! KAPUT!!!!" Kaput comes running up and asks: "What do you want now?" Bulma says: "Help Taotie sabotage Team Retro. It would be VERY irritating for them to finish first again!" Kaput crosses his arms and says: "I'm not helping Taotie the TRAITOR again! There's no chance in HECK of that happening!!!!" Bulma smiles as she pulls out another five dollars and says: "I'll make it worth your WHILE and make you a little RICHER!!!!" Kaput's eyes open wildly as he shouts: "MONEY!!!! Canceling all thoughts of dignity and pride in my mind! I'll do it!" Bulma smiles as she says: "You'll get it ONCE Team Retro doesn't finish in first!" (Confessional) Gonard says: "I feel badly for Buhdeuce, I truly do. But getting angry at Blonda won't solve anything. And I admire King Julien for stepping up to the plate; so why does Blonda got to get in the way of that? All Buhdeuce and King Julien are trying to do is get us a win. I'm starting to feel that this 'MAGIC' alliance with Blonda isn't such a great idea after all." / Buhdeuce says: "I know ALL the video game tricks! Up, up, down, down, left, right, A, B, Start!" (And a fifty extra lives counter appears above Buhdeuce!) Buhdeuce chuckles and says: "Works like a charm!" / King Julien says: "I am officially OVER Blonda! Any woman who decides SHE is going to take over and monopolize everything, is NOT welcome as far as I'm concerned! I'm more than confident that my team-mates will see things MY way and help me ELIMINATE that bratty broad!" / Blonda says: "If ANY Nickelodeon executive is watching this; remember, I'm available for ANYTHING!!!! And I really DO mean ANYTHING!!!!" / Bulma chuckles as she says: "As usual, my plan is working PERFECTLY! I turn Blonda's OWN allies against her, and she in turn votes out the ONLY things protecting HER from elimination! I'm SO clever that sometimes, it ALMOST scares me!" / Taotie laughs deviously and says: "I LOVE it when a plan comes together! And the best part of working with Kaput THIS time, is that Kaput is no longer a contestant, JUST an intern! And HE can't get hit with a penalty vote! I am SO loving this set-up!" / Kaput says: "I'm a sucker for easy money, but deep down at heart, I am VERY fond of sabotage! Show me some suckers, and I'll ruin ANY dreams they have! It's something I am VERY good at!" (End Confessional) Meanwhile, Team TUFF is deciding on a plan of action to take. Suzie says: "People, and OTHER animal species, we need to take this seriously! We cannot afford to come in last place, or TWO of us will be going home again! Someone should keep those giant beasts occupied so the rest of us can focus collecting the eggs!" Patrick raises his hand and says: "I've got an idea!" Spongebob asks: "Are you going to volunteer to fight them?" Patrick says: "We don't need to fight them. My idea is different!" Dudley says: "Well, then what idea is it?" Patrick says: "Plan Patrick!" Phoebe says: "Patrick, you already TRIED that plan once with some electric eels once, and it didn't WORK out really well for you!" Patrick says: "Those were EELS! I'm sure these giant beasts will work out differently." Chameleon says: "I sure hope you're right!" Randolph says: "In any case, we're counting on you!" Patrick says: "Don't worry about me, I can handle anything that's dished out!" Dog says: "I sure hope so." Patrick runs over to the giant beasts and shouts: "Excuse me!!!! I know we might look tasty and appetizing, but we're all really thin and scrawny. We don't want to be bothered with, and we don't want to fight. So we would appreciate it if you would be nice and leave us alone. Pretty please with frosted sugar lumps on top?" The beasts take a brief look at each other, than they snap at Patrick and start tossing him back between their jaws, causing Patrick to loudly scream: "AHHH!!!! AHHH!!!!" Suzie says: "Well, the beasts ARE occupied with him!" Spongebob asks: "Shouldn't SOMEBODY help him?" Phoebe says: "It's PATRICK!!!! He's FINE!!!! He's ALWAYS fine! Besides, General Barracuda will intervene if it starts to look dicey!" Spongebob rolls his eyes and says: "Okay, if YOU say so!" Phoebe says: "I do say so! Now come on! Winning this challenge might determine whether I make it to the team merge or not! And I know that you ALL want to make it with me, to! So lets get egg hunting!" (Confessional) Phoebe says: "One thing I have learned about Patrick, is that he is DEFINITELY not a fighter, OR a biter! In fact, he's a BITEN!" / Patrick is all bandaged up and he asks: "Why doesn't Plan Patrick EVER work out the way I want it to?!" (End Confessional) The camera briefly refocuses on Team Retro gathering eggs, when all of the sudden, a familiar noise is heard. (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Sniz comes over the communicators, and says: "You know what THAT sound means! And before I forget, Cosmo HAS something for EACH group!" And Cosmo appears, and he poofs a walrus costumes over Chameleon, Taotie, and Larry! Sniz says: "With these walrus costumes on, there's only ONE song I want you to sing! Sing it, and Cosmo will poof the walrus costumes away!" Taotie groans and says: "Come on, Kaput! Let's get this over with!" Genre: The Beatles. Sub-genre: Psychedelic Rock. Song: I Am the Walrus. Sung by: Cast! / The musical sequence is shown through kaleidoscopes, and tinted with psychedelic colors, as lots of surreal things go on in the background of the scenes, as Teams Retro and TUFF try to collect their eggs. Captain Retro: "I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together!" Suzie: "See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly!" Patrick: "I'm crying!" Spongebob: "Sitting on a cornflake." Bulma: "Waiting for the van to come." Marlene: "Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday." Gonard to Zarbon: "Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long." Skipper: "I am the eggman, WHOO!!!!" Kaput: "They are the eggmen, WHOO!!!!" Chameleon, Taotie and Larry: "I am the walrus, Goo goo g' joob!" Phoebe: "Mr. City policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row!" Dog: "See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run." Patrick: "I'm crying! I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying!" Randolph: "Yellow matter custard, dripping from a red hog's eye!" Tigress: "Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess." Reggie: "Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down." King Julien: "I am the eggman, WHOO!" Blonda: "They are the eggmen!" Chameleon, Taotie, and Larry: "I am the walrus, Goo goo g' joob!" (Sound distortion is heard). Rocko: "Sitting in a Big Sur forest waiting for the sun." Stimpy: "If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the Big Sur rain!" Marlene: "I am the eggman!" General Barracuda: "They are the eggmen!" Chameleon, Taotie, and Larry: "I am the walrus, Goo goo g' joob, Goo Goo Goo g' joob!" Wally: "Expert, texpert, choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you?" Buhdeuce: "Ho, ho, ho, hee, hee, hee, hah, hah, hah." Po: "See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide." Patrick: "I'm crying." Norbert: "Semolina Pilchard climbing up the Eiffel tower!" Daggett: "Elementary penguin, singing Hare Krishna." Monster: "Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe." Skipper, King Julien, and Marlene: "I am the eggman!" Kaput, Blonda, and General Barracuda: "They are the eggmen!" Chameleon, Taotie, and Larry: "I am the walrus! Goo goo g' joob, Goo goo goo g' joob. Goo goo g' joob, Goo goo goo g' joob. Goo goo." Cast: "Juba, juba, juba, Juba, juba, juba, Juba, juba, juba, Juba, juba." Fondue: "Oompah, oompah, stick it in your jumper. Oompah, oompah, everybody has one." Katie: "Stick it in your jumper, everybody has one. Stick it in your jumper, everybody has one. Stick it in your jumper, everybody has one. Stick it in your jumper, everybody has one. Stick it in your jumper, everybody has one. Stick it in your jumper, everybody has one. Stick it in your jumper, everybody has one. Stick it in your jumper, everybody has one. Stick it in your jumper, everybody has one. Stick it in your jumper, everybody has one. Stick it in your jumper, everybody has one." (Sound distortion is heard and the song fades out). / Cosmo poofs the walrus costumes away, and Spongebob says: "Okay, I've been through a LOT of weird things, but that was hands DOWN, the WEIRDEST thing I've EVER experienced in my life!" Dog says: "You said it!" Patrick comes walking in, looking all bruised, battered, and bent out of shape. Patrick wearily says: "Are you guys DONE collecting eggs yet? I'm TIRED of being the chew toy of those giant beasts!" Phoebe says: "I'd say so, we've got eight eggs, that's one for each of us." Suzie says: "That should help us out! Now lets get going and get to the mission first! I want us to WIN this thing already!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "I'm not going to lie, my team needs a REAL victory, and we need it BADLY! Just think, if my team wins, think of how INFURIATING it would be to Tigress! Maybe then, she wouldn't be so quick to see me as just an object she can brush aside. That would be great!" / Patrick is still bandaged and he says: "I'm going to chalk this up to life experience, and DEFINITELY remember, to TRY to come up with some NEW plans that DON'T involve me getting chewed up like a rag doll!" / Suzie says: "Honestly, I thought this season that Angelica Pickles would turn out to be my biggest enemy. She was, at first. But right now, my biggest enemy is losing! And right now, I'd like to avoid it at all costs, and hopefully make the team merge again! That's the major goal that I'm focusing on right now!" (End Confessional) Team Retro finishes picking up eggs, as Tigress walks in, brushing dust off her hands. Tigress says: "Well, there's no more beasts for ME to beat up! Have you got all the eggs?" Captain Retro says: "Affirmative, we found all the green eggs we could find; 44 in total." Po says: "That's four for each of us!" Rocko says: "And we better make sure to keep a firm grip on them. We don't want them breaking before they're ready to hatch!" Larry says: "You said it!" Marlene says: "Let's get going already!" (Confessional) Tigress says: "Like I said, there is no beast too tough for ME to beat! Don't get me wrong, I sweated, but those giant beasts had no fighting skills, so it was basically just Friday Night Lights back at Master Shifu's. Winning is going to be SO easy for me!" / Rocko says: "There was an agreement that every member of Team Retro had; that we wouldn't leave a single egg in the forest behind. All of those eggs deserve a chance to hatch, and those birds all deserve a chance to live. And we are giving that chance, to help us earn good karma, and because it is the right thing to do. It is ALWAYS a good idea to help!" (End Confessional) Taotie and Kaput walk through the Big Sur forest, but they stop before they reach a dirt path in the trail, and hide behind the trees. Taotie says: "Okay, Team Retro should be coming down the trail with their eggs soon. Are you ready to sabotage them?" Kaput holds up a bow and arrow and Kaput says: "I'm ALWAYS ready to sabotage, and help us get some cold hard cash!" Taotie asks: "What's with the low-tech? I thought you'd use your laser gun!" Kaput scoffs and says: "Please! I'm MORE than just the same gimmick over and over, you're thinking of Hayden!" (Camera pans to Hayden standing in a field, and Fondue pushes him over!) Hayden says: "Moo." (Camera pans back to Taotie and Kaput) Kaput holds his bow and arrow taut, and Kaput says: "Now WATCH, as I prepare to put my ARROW through their wishbones!" Taotie says: "Oh, I'm WATCHING!" And Taotie begins to whistle to himself, not REALLY paying attention! Kaput pulls back the bow, and prepares to fire, but instead of the ARROW flying forward, KAPUT flies forward, and Kaput slams face-first into a tree, just BARELY missing Tigress as she is COMPLETELY oblivious to what Kaput just tried to do! Taotie sarcastically says: "Oh, I don't know HOW I could have DOUBTED you! Do we spend our cash ALL in one place?!" Kaput walks up to him, STILL stuck in the tree, and sarcastically retorts: "Ho, ho, very funny. Ha, ha, it IS to LAUGH!!!!" / The camera cuts to Taotie standing at the base of a tall tree and yawning. The camera pans up the tree, to Kaput holding on a rope, and looking down on the trail. Kaput sees Team Retro coming into view. Kaput shouts: "YOIKS! And AWAY!!!!" Kaput swings and SLAMS into a tree! Kaput shouts: "YOIKS! And AWAY!!!!" Kaput swings and SLAMS into another tree! Kaput wearily shouts: "YOIKS! And AWAY!!!!" Kaput swings and SLAMS into yet ANOTHER tree! Kaput groggily says: "Yoiks, and AWAY!" Kaput swings and SLAMS into a FOURTH tree! Kaput wearily yells: "YOIKS, and AWAY!!!! (SLAM!!) YOIKS, and AWAY!!!!" (SLAM!!) And Taotie looks at the camera, incredibly incensed at how incompetent Kaput is performing. Kaput is on the ground and he shakes in anger! Kaput says: "Oh, why YOU stupid TREES!!!!" Kaput runs and grabs Daggett, who is emerging from a bush and Daggett shouts: "HEY!!!! A little PRIVACY!!!!" And Kaput PULLS Daggett's tail, and Daggett's teeth begin operating like a buzz-saw, and Kaput begins to hack away at the trees! / The camera cuts back to see the offending trees cut down to size, and Kaput now has an apparently clear swinging path. Kaput says: "Now then, YOIKS, and AWAY!!!!" Kaput swings, and looks back in satisfaction that he doesn't hit ANY trees; but Kaput looks forward and SLAMS face-first into a ROCK, cracking it! Tigress passes the rock, STILL oblivious to what Kaput has been trying to do! / The camera cuts to Team Retro still heading down the dirt path. Taotie says: "LISTEN up, Kaput! If Team Retro CROSS that upcoming gorge and river, they'll make it to the mission! We can't let THAT happen!" Kaput is pulling back a GIANT arrow with a slingshot, and Kaput strains. Kaput says: "Don't worry! This plan can't POSSIBLY fail! Kaput releases the arrow, and shoots it forward, only to HAVE the arrow form a PERFECT bridge for Team Retro to walk upon!" Taotie waves his hand to Kaput and sarcastically says: "Nice WORKING with you, NOT!!!!" Kaput shouts: "It's NOT over YET!!!!" And Kaput activates his jet-pack and zooms forward! Kaput places himself in front of a movable cantilever bridge and shouts: "HA!!!! Now--!" But Kaput doesn't get to finish his thought, because the bridge SLAMS down, allowing Team Retro to cross safely again! The bridge retracts, and Kaput flies off like a piece of bent paper, and comically floats back to Taotie! Taotie rhetorically asks: "Can't POSSIBLY fail, can it?" Kaput reforms back to his normal shape and says: "FINE! So I'm not Robin Hood! SHEESH!!!!" (Confessional) Taotie groans, rolls his eyes and says: "Somewhere in heaven, Chuck Jones is LAUGHING his head off!" / Kaput says: "That's the LAST time I take trapping advice from Invader Zim! Not a SINGLE plan of his WORKED! Do you KNOW how HUMILIATED I FEEL right now?!!! I shouldn't have to put UP with setbacks like THAT!!!!" (End Confessional) Meanwhile, Team TUFF are walking along the coast, and Spongebob asks: "Are we going to get to the mission anytime soon?" Suzie says: "Well, I don't think we'll get there for another--." Phoebe interrupts: "Wait, there it is!" And sure enough, on 3080 Rio road in Carmel, they come upon the mission overlooking the Pacific Ocean! Team TUFF goes into the mission, and Sniz says: "Congratulations, Team TUFF! You've just won your FIRST victory!!!!" Dudley's eyes get wide and he says: "REALLY?!!! We're FIRST!!!!" Chameleon happily says: "We did it! We got to the mission!" Just then Team Retro comes in and Tigress says: "I'm here to collect MY victory!!!!" Sniz says: "Too late!!!! Spongebob and Team TUFF beat you to it!" Tigress angrily yells: "WHAT?!!!" Sniz says: "Team TUFF collected eight eggs and got here first. But don't worry, your team STILL collected the most eggs, ALL of your eggs! So you will ALSO get to share the reward!" Tigress yells: "I don't CARE about the REWARD!!!! I care about WINNING!!!! How could SPONGEBOB beat ME in ANYTHING?!!!" Spongebob smirks at her and asks: "Not so useless and weak now, am I?" (Confessional) Tigress angrily writes down on a piece of a paper and says: "Spongebob is going DOWN!!!! Spongebob is going DOWN!!!! Spongebob is going DOWN!!!!" / Spongebob says: "Okay, I KNOW irritating Tigress isn't the SMARTEST move in the world, but since she's made it CLEAR that she has no plans of being friendly with me, I have no plans on being friendly with her! Besides, it feels SO good to FINALLY take Tigress DOWN a notch! She NEEDS it!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Your reward is, that two team members from each team will get to enjoy a VERY delicious, all expenses paid for trip and dinner, to and at the Monterey Bay Aquarium! Who will you choose?!" Marlene raises her hand and says: "Pick me and Captain Retro! I've got to go to Monterey Bay Aquarium! I want to show off my boyfriend to my mother! She will be SO excited!" Rocko says: "I'm all for that plan!" Stimpy says: "We pick Marlene and Captain Retro." Sniz says: "And who will Team TUFF pick?" Chameleon says: "Patrick and Spongebob, they deserve a reward for everything they've gone through this season!" Dudley says: "That's very nice of you, Chameleon." Chameleon says: "They'll be other rewards for us to enjoy." Sniz says: "Very well, then. Marlene, Captain Retro, Spongebob, Patrick, you've all got a trip and dinner at the Monterey Bay Aquarium to enjoy!" Sniz turns on his communicator and asks: "General Barracuda?" General Barracuda answers: "Yes?" Sniz says: "Please break up whatever Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool are doing, and tell them that they have LOST the challenge! They will be voting off TWO losers this night!" General Barracuda says: "I hear you loud and clear!" And General Barracuda heads off to intercept Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, who are STILL watching King Julien and Blonda play tug-of-war over an egg! Blonda says: "Let go of that STUPID egg already!!!!" King Julien says: "NEVER!!!! I made a commitment to this team, and I'm not letting YOU win ANYTHING!!!!" Blonda yells: "I'm going to win EVERYTHING!!!!" General Barracuda pulls Blonda and King Julien apart and yells: "THAT'S enough! Both of you!!!! Don't fight among yourselves! Don't you realize that YOUR team just LOST the challenge?! And WHERE is Buhdeuce?!!!" Buhdeuce comes walking in, and brushes dust off of his hands. Buhdeuce says: "Those big beasts are are taken care of! Uh, what did I miss?" General Barracuda says: "For starters, you MISSED being able to help your team collect ANY eggs OR helping your team get to the mission!" Buhdeuce groans and says: "Oh, bubble nuggets! That means we LOST!!!!" General Barracuda says: "That means TWO of you losers will be taking the Drop of Shame tonight! You've got until the plane comes back, to decide who will be taking the plunge!" / The plane is back in the air, and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool is facing another Elimination Ceremony! Blonda is all dry now and says: "I can not BELIEVE how stubborn SOME fellow contestants of MINE are! I wish that I could eliminate TWO of you losers today! Oh wait, I CAN!!!!" Sniz says: "Team I am Really, Really, Really Cool, your teamwork today was VERY shoddy! Not a good image for a team named after me! Instead of fighting against the other two teams, you decided to fight against each other, and look where it got you! Now, you have to decide which two team-mates will have to take the Drop of Shame. Vote for two candidates, and we'll let Democracy take care of the rest!" (Confessional) Zarbon stamps the passports of Buhdeuce and King Julien. Zarbon says: "Seriously, I cannot think of two BIGGER losers on our team!" / Taotie stamps the passports of Buhdeuce and King Julien. Taotie says: "I've been looking forward to this for a LONG time! Two more losers are about to be VANQUISHED!!!!" / Blonda growls and angrily stamps the passports of Buhdeuce and King Julien! Blonda angrily says: "NOBODY is going to take the spotlight AWAY from ME!!!!" / Skipper thinks about it, and stamps the passports of Buhdeuce and Blonda! Skipper says: "I don't care if Buhdeuce goes, but Blonda is going to get a CLEAR message that I just don't LIKE her!" / Monster frowns, and stamps the passports of Buhdeuce and King Julien. Monster says: "They might mean well, but Blonda made it VERY clear to me that we CAN'T keep them anymore!" / Gonard looks at his choices nervously, and says: "Oh, what am I going to do? Stay with the plan, or save my friends? I'm SO conflicted!" / King Julien excitedly stamps the passports of Buhdeuce and Blonda! King Julien says: "I am SO ready to party with Skipper tonight!" / Buhdeuce stamps the passports of King Julien and Blonda. Buhdeuce says: "Man, I cannot BELIEVE King Julien fought against Blonda! He is SO getting toasted tonight!" / Bulma chuckles with glee as she stamps the passports of Buhdeuce and King Julien. Bulma says: "All according to MY perfect plan! Blonda's sealing her doom, and she doesn't even KNOW it yet! Ha, HA!!!!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Voting is over, its time to reveal WHO gets a buttered bag of popcorn! Zarbon, Bulma, Skipper, Monster, Gonard!" Blonda taps her fingers on her legs and says: "Can you give me MY bag of popcorn already?!" Sniz says: "Not so fast! Tonight, I'm going to reveal how MANY votes the three of you got! One vote for Buhdeuce, and one vote for King Julien; one vote for Buhdeuce, and one vote for King Julien; one vote for Buhdeuce, and one vote for King Julien; one vote for Buhdeuce, and one vote for Blonda!" Blonda looks at Bulma and sarcastically asks: "GEE, I WONDER who gave me THAT one?!" Bulma scoffs and says: "Don't FLATTER yourself! Like I'd WASTE a vote on YOU right now!" Sniz continues: "One vote for Buhdeuce, and one vote for King Julien; one vote for Taotie, and one vote for Blonda!" Blonda stands up and yells: "WAIT!!!! Did Bulma vote TWICE?!!!" Sniz continues: "One vote for Buhdeuce, and one vote for Blonda!" King Julien says: "That's ME!!!!" Sniz says: "One vote for King Julien, and one vote for Blonda; one vote for Buhdeuce, and one vote for King Julien! That means that Taotie and Blonda, you are safe tonight! Buhdeuce AND King Julien, you are BOTH taking the Drop of Shame tonight!" Blonda yells: "BULMA!!!! How in the WORLD did you get to vote THREE times for me?!" Skipper says: "Bulma didn't give you a vote, I did!" Buhdeuce says: "And so did I!" Blonda asks: "Then WHO was the FOURTH vote?!!!" And Bulma notices Gonard trying to sneak away! Bulma GRABS Gonard by the left ear, and Gonard shouts: "OW! My ear!" Bulma yells: "What did I TELL you?!!! STICK to the PLAN and boot OFF King Julien and Buhdeuce, remember?!!!" Gonard looks at the two of them and says: "Sorry, but I consider them my friends. I couldn't vote them off! I was being loyal to them!" Blonda asks: "You chose THEM over me?!" Gonard seriously says: "If you want me to BE a friend to you, then you need to BE a friend to me!" Bulma groans in frustration and yells: "YOUR position in this team is on thin ICE right now!" Gonard says: "I have NO regrets!" Buhdeuce says: "Neither do I!" Buhdeuce puts on his parachute and shouts: "BANZAI!" And Buhdeuce jumps out of the plane! Skipper says: "Mark my words, I WILL avenge you, my King! And once I get THROUGH with Blonda, she's going to wish that she NEVER messed with MY relationship!" Blonda scoffs and says: "I would LOVE to see you TRY!!!!" King Julien puts on his parachute says: "Forget about you! My royal self is WAY too royal for this plane anyways! I'll see YOU at the Finale, Skipper! For now, I've got to MOVE IT!!!!" And King Julien jumps out of the plane! / Sniz is in the cock-pit and says: "That's two more contestants down, and twenty-six more to go! Where will our travels take us next? Will Blonda CONTINUE to try to control the spotlight? And will Bulma EVER forgive Gonard?" Gonard is seen covered in green paint, and Gonard says: "I sure hope so!" Sniz says: "Stay tuned next time for ANOTHER episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" / Epilogue: A music video of the remaining cast is seen, singing their version of a 1986 hit song. / Genre: The Eurythmics. Sub-genre: 1980's pop rock. Song: Missionary Man! Sung by: Cast! Zarbon: "Well, I was born an original sinner, I was born from original sin." Bulma: "And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done, there would be a mountain of money piled up to my chin. HEY!!!!" Captain Retro: "My mother told me good, my mother told me strong, she said, 'Be true to yourself and you can't go wrong. But there's just one thing that you must understand, you can fool with your brother.'" Marlene: "But don't mess with a missionary man! Don't mess with a missionary man. Don't mess with a missionary man. Don't mess with a missionary man!" Reggie: "Oh, the missionary man, he's got God on his side. He's got the saints and apostles backing up from behind." Rocko: "Black eyed looks from those Bible books. He's a man with a mission, got a serious mind!" Tigress: "There was a woman in the jungle and a monkey on a tree!" Wally: "The missionary man he was following me. He said, 'Stop what you're doing, get down upon your knees. I've a message for you that you better believe!'" Cast: "Believe, believe, believe, believe; Believe, believe, believe, believe; Believe, believe, believe, believe; Believe, believe, believe, believe; Believe, believe, believe, believe; Believe, believe, believe, believe." Stimpy: "Oh, yeah!" (Instrumental break) Suzie: "Ugh, hey! Ugh!" Phoebe: "Hey! Hey, hey!" Po: "Oh yeah, yeah, yeah!" Gonard: "Yeah!" Taotie: "Well, I was born an original sinner, I was born from original sin." Blonda: "And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done, there'd be a mountain of money." Skipper: "Money, money, money, money; Money, money, money, money; Money, money, money, money; Money, money, money, money; Money, money, money, money!" Randolph: "No, don't mess with him no, no!" Dog: "Oh, baby!" Dudley: "Don't mess with a missionary man!" Chameleon: "Oh, leave him alone!" Norbert: "Missionary Man!" Daggett: "Please don't mess with him, no!" Larry: "Don't you mess with him no, no." Spongebob: "Missionary Man!" Patrick: "Missionary Man!" Kaput: "Don't mess with a Missionary Man!" Katie: "Don't you mess with that man!" Sniz: "Ahh, oho ho!" General Barracuda: "Missionary Man! Hey, yeah!" / And the music video ends. / Episode Notes: Featured songs in this episode are "I Am the Walrus; Good Stuff, and Missionary Man, the latter two songs also make up the title of this episode. First time that an episode epilogue has ended with a music video. First official team victory by Team TUFF. This episode also features an homage to the "Looney Tunes" short, "Robin Hood Daffy." With the elimination of Buhdeuce, all of the representatives of "Breadwinners" have now been eliminated. / Personal Notes: Personally, I feel as if two of the major drains this season, as far as negative criticism goes, stem from the inclusions of Buhdeuce and King Julien. I certainly didn't intend them to be. But it came to a point, where even I had to admit; the episode with which I introduced King Julien, "Empire State of Mind AND Alicia Keys," was hands DOWN the WORST episode I've ever WRITTEN for my series! I have learned the hard way to NEVER sacrifice quality for convenience. Hopefully, King Julien's departure will help legitimize Skipper's relationship a little, as well as give Skipper the INCENTIVE to go far this season! Also, I feel as though I have FINALLY given Gonard a defining characteristic with this episode, by choosing his loyalty to his friends OVER his loyalty to either Blonda or Bulma! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted June 7, 2016 Author Share Posted June 7, 2016 It's time to speed up the pace with which I'm jotting down episodes, with another new installment of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" Enjoy! / Sniz is in the cock-pit and says: "Last time, on Total Cartoon Global Cruise; we went to the California forest of Big Sur, California. There, the three teams were assigned to hunt for missing bird eggs, and transport them to the safety of the mission, located in Monterey, California. However, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; became more focused on fighting with each other, than fighting with the other teams. And despite the best efforts of Kaput, he wasn't able to do anything successful, in sabotaging Team Retro. As it turns out, Kaput didn't need to waste his breath. Team TUFF managed to throw Tigress for a loop, and ACHIEVE their very first TEAM victory! That made Tigress MAD!!!! As it turns out, throwing the challenge was all part of Bulma's strategy, to weaken Blonda's position WITHIN Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; and Blonda ended up voting off two of her own allies, Buhdeuce, and King Julien. Now we are down to 26 contestants, and things promise to get very physical TODAY!!!! Who will run FASTER than anybody else?! Who will be STRONGER than anybody else?! Who will dominate in physical challenges MORE than anybody else?! If I had to put my money on anybody, I'd say Tigress! But will it be Tigress' OWN drive to win at EVERY single event that will end up causing her to go CRAZY?! Find out for sure on a competitive episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise! Watch out, Olympics!" / Instead of the usual theme song open, we instead get a rocking hit song from 1982, by famed 1980's hit group Duran Duran! / Genre: Duran Duran. Sub-Genre: New Wave Synth-pop. Song: "Rio!" Sung by: Duran Duran! / "Moving on the floor now babe, you're a bird of paradise. Cherry ice cream smile, I suppose it's very nice. With a step to your left and a flick to the right you catch that mirror way out west. You know you're something special and you look like you're the best. Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand. Just like that river twisting through a dusty land. And when she shines, she really shows you all she can. Oh Rio, Rio dance across the Rio Grande. I've seen you on the beach and I've seen you on TV. Two of a billion stars, it means so much to me. Like a birthday or a pretty view. But then I'm sure that you know it's just for you. Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand. Just like that river twisting through a dusty land. And when she shines she really shows you all she can. Oh Rio, Rio dance across the Rio Grande. (Instrumental solo) Hey now! Woo! Look at that! Did she nearly run you down? At the end of the drive, the lawmen arrive. You make me feel alive, alive, alive! I'll take my chance, cause luck is on my side or something. I know what you're thinking. I tell you something, I know what you're thinking. Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand. Just like that river twists across a dusty land. And when she shines, she really shows you all she can. Oh Rio, Rio dance across the Rio Grand. Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand. And I might find her if I'm looking like I can. Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land. From mountains in the north down to the Rio Grande. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do." / And the epic theme song open ends. / "Her Real Name Isn't Blonda, It's Rio!" / After the unique show open, Team TUFF is shown relaxing for the very first time in First Class. Suzie says: "Oh yes! We DID it! It took us a while, but we did it!" Phoebe says: "Ah! It feels so nice to have such luxury after missing it for so long!" Randolph says: "I agree! The one thing that makes it even better is that I get to be here with Dog!" Dog says: "And it also makes me happy that YOU'RE happy!" Dudley says: "I hope that we can do it again in ANOTHER challenge against Team Retro!" Chameleon says: "But even if we can't, just as long as we try our best, we're sure to go far." Spongebob says: "I'll feel a lot better about our situation once Tigress is gone." Patrick asks: "Why would you feel better if Tigress is gone?" Spongebob rolls his eyes and asks: "Seriously?! She's been TARGETING me for the last TWO whole episodes! And every single episode that I DON'T get eliminated, makes her madder AND madder with rage about me not getting eliminated! She's obviously NOT going to STOP wanting me eliminated, so I need to think about eliminating HER, to! I may not have wanted this fight, but I plan on ending it, whether she WANTS me to, or not!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "I'll admit, I was naive before, but it recently became clear to me. Tigress does NOT treat these challenges like a game; she treats them as if they're life or death. I think Tigress has gotten SO used to winning, it's almost like a DEEPLY ingrained groove; as if she absolutely, positively HAS to win! If she doesn't, it throws her WHOLE system off-kilter! And there's no telling what Tigress might do if it happens again! That's why we have to do everything in our power to GIVE Team TUFF another win! One way or another, Tigress will see her game COME to an end!" (End Confessional) Meanwhile, back in Regular Class, Team Retro and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, are forced to share a section together. Monster is brushing off Gonard. Monster says: "I'm all finished! It took me a while, but I finally got all that green paint off of you!" Gonard says: "Thank you Monster, I appreciate it!" Monster says: "Anything for a friend!" And Bulma just scoffs in indifference! Gonard groans and says: "Come ON, Bulma! I already APOLOGIZED for NOT voting EXACTLY the way you wanted about a THOUSAND times already! Can't you forgive and forget?!" Bulma seriously says: "I'd RATHER get a HUNDRED thousand paper cuts on my FACE before I forget what YOU did to ME! You JEOPARDIZED my voting plan!" Gonard says: "It's not like I physically HURT anyone! Besides, I thought you kind of LIKED me!" Bulma angrily says: "I DO sort of LIKE you! It's the INABILITY to NOT do EXACTLY as I say that makes me ANGRY!!!! And here's some words of ADVICE for you; if you want me to KEEP sort of LIKING you, then you BETTER not EVER go AGAINST my voting plans EVER again!!!!" (Confessional) Bulma groans and says: "This is WHY I don't like PLANS that involve MULTIPLE variables, such as people's 'feelings'!" Bulma mimics Gonard and says: "Oh, I'm sorry! But I have unnatural friendly feelings for Buhdeuce and King Julien, that may or may NOT involve ME being bi-sexual, so I'm going to completely dis-regard my FICTIONAL chance of ever getting to first base with you, and completely SCREW you over!" Bulma resumes her normal voice and she says: "If GONARD thinks he can get away with doing THAT do me, he's got another thing COMING! I haven't even STARTED to use my Two DOLLAR strategies until now! I'll develop a 'show-mance' with Zarbon. He 'claims' to be loyal to some 'girlfriend,' but by the time I'M through with him, I'll be playing him like a HARP! And I NEVER took a musical lesson in my life! This will be my BEST performance YET!" (End Confessional) Meanwhile, Blonda is back to wearing her standard red shirt dress outfit, and is looking pumped! Monster asks: "Are you back to basics?" Blonda says: "I just want to wear an outfit that I will be able to WIN in! After all, if I'm going to BE a winner, I need to DRESS the part! That IS what winner's DO, you know!" Zarbon rolls his eyes and sarcastically says: "For all this talk you've been DOING about WINNING, I've YET to see you contribute a single WIN for us!" Blonda embraces Zarbon and she seductively says: "You just HAVEN'T gotten to know me the way you NEED to know me!" Zarbon pushes Blonda away and he strongly says: "I HAVE a GIRLFRIEND!!!!" (Confessional) Blonda seriously asks: "Why won't Zarbon GO for ME?!!! I'm the prettiest option he HAS right now! I have MAGIC! I could work WONDERS if I WANTED to! Perhaps I need to put some EXTRA effort into my performance today, maybe THAT will make Zarbon change his mind!" / Zarbon says: "You know, before I signed up for this, it was NEVER hard for me to keep my personal thoughts about others locked up inside of me, mostly because I was worried about Freeza finding out and possibly KILLING me for having them! But now that Freeza is no longer alive and I'm free to confront my feelings...I, miss, my girlfriend?" (End Confessional) Reggie says: "Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; is REALLY having a hard time functioning as a team!" Daggett says: "You said it! We've been dominating them in challenges, and WE'RE hardly even trying!" Stimpy says: "What are you talking about? Of COURSE we've been trying! Isn't our team strength of eleven contestants strong PROOF enough of that?!" Norbert says: "He has a POINT there, Daggett!" Wally says: "And there's something else I'm worried about." Rocko asks: "What's that?" Wally says: "That T.O.C.T.B.I. syndrome! Totally Over-Confidant Than Blowing It! I'm worried that Tigress may have come down with it!" Rocko asks: "Why is that?" Wally says: "Back in Area 51, Tigress was SO convinced that Spongebob was going to be eliminated, she made a BET with Spongebob that if he LOST that challenge, he would HAVE to vote himself off! But because of the twist that Sniz had, Spongebob was unable to vote himself off, and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; totally took advantage of the situation!" Daggett asks: "You mean they KNEW about the deal Tigress and Spongebob had with each other?!" Stimpy says: "We ALL knew! She announced it loud and CLEAR to EVERYBODY present there!" Daggett says: "Sorry! I forgot!" Wally says: "And because Spongebob WASN'T eliminated, the way Tigress convinced herself that he WOULD be, it made her FURIOUS! And when Spongebob and the rest of Team TUFF ended up WINNING the challenge LAST time, it made Tigress even MORE furious!!!!" Larry asks: "What are you saying, Wally?" Wally says: "I'm saying we're in a dangerous situation, right now! I'm not sure how Tigress will react the longer she and Spongebob stay in the contest together! If Tigress DOESN'T see Spongebob eliminated THIS time, there's no telling WHAT she will end up doing as a result!" Rocko asks: "What would you suggest?" Wally answers: "Well, it pains me to say this, but I don't think we HAVE any other choice, we might have to THROW the challenge today and get rid of Tigress! She may be the strongest and fastest among us, but what GOOD does THAT do us when she can't and/or won't control her own impulse to PUNCH anything to get the anger out of her system?" Captain Retro finally speaks up and says: "We will NOT throw the challenge today." Wally asks: "Why not?" Captain Retro says: "Tigress is impulsive, yes. But she is good, deep down. And she will remember it before her time as a contestant is over." Marlene says: "Captain Retro, I certainly want to believe that, but what makes you so sure Tigress WON'T try to HURT us?" Captain Retro says: "My ability to see multiple futures, lest anyone FORGET that important fact! And I see NO future in which Tigress will hurt any of us. Tigress has her own path that she has to walk down; nobody can walk it for her, and it's not up to us to make her see what she needs to know. What she needs to learn, she has to learn it for herself. It's not something anyone can teach her." Marlene says: "Still, I'd feel a whole lot BETTER without all this uncertainty among us." Captain Retro says: "You can be certain about this, as long as we're together, we can face ANYTHING together!" Marlene says: "I'm glad my mom approved of my relationship with you! She always DID find a penguin and otter relationship incompatible; so I'm glad that she thinks that WE work together!" Rocko asks: "But what do we do about Tigress and Po in the meantime?" Captain Retro says: "Well, they don't NEED to know about this team meeting we've had! They can't complain for not knowing since they went off to the Confessional. Anything that Tigress does, will eventually lead to Tigress becoming who she is meant to be, and Po will play a vital role in that!" Daggett asks: "But will we have to eliminate Tigress eventually?" Captain Retro sighs and says: "All I can see right now, is that Tigress will be eliminated sometime VERY soon AFTER the team merge happens. Beyond that, I cannot determine whether or not who will be eliminated BEFORE that! Remember, while my ability to SEE multiple futures is powerful, even THAT has limits, towards determining what lies in store for us. In the end, it will be our individual emotions that determine how this plays out." (Confessional) Wally says: "If it wasn't for the fact that Captain Retro brought me along as a team-member, I wouldn't feel NEARLY as secure as I do being here. I know that as long as Team Retro stays a team, we have a blanket of security. I know that's not going to last too much longer, so we need to make sure to use our team-work abilities, while we still have a chance. Once the team merge hits, there's no telling how things will play out between us. All I hope is that I don't make too poor of a showing." / Daggett says: "I'm not going to lie, this season as a contestant has made it clear to me why I need to stay alert and vigilant about things that go on around me. Just because something isn't happening TO me, doesn't mean that it automatically doesn't affect me. Tigress is living proof of that. I'd say I'd feel safe with her targeting Spongebob, but I know it won't last. It will end when one finally eliminates the other. And with MY spooty sort of luck, it will probably be TIGRESS eliminating Spongebob! She has the strength, the speed, the skills, and the ability to do so. I know Spongebob has been in tighter spots than THIS before, but what can Spongebob do against the unstoppable force that IS, Tigress?" / Rocko says: "My biggest concern is protecting Reggie. I know she can take care of herself, but Tigress makes me worried, and I honestly don't like to worry. Taking care of Reggie takes my mind off of that. I hope this thing between Tigress and Spongebob gets resolved soon. The sooner it gets finished, the sooner I can put it behind me." / Captain Retro says: "When Marlene and I saw Master Oogway back in the Grand Canyon, I knew it could only mean one thing; Master Shifu allowed Tigress to participate in this competition, because Master Shifu knew that Tigress had to find out who she was. I KNOW Tigress is good! Because Tigress has HAD several opportunities to just beat Spongebob up by now, but she hasn't. If she was GOING to do it, she WOULD'VE done it, by now! While I'm not sure what it is Tigress has to learn, I DO know that it must be something important! That's why Marlene and I were able to SEE Master Oogway's spirit back in the Grand Canyon! That is why I feel it is best to not interfere with the situation that is happening with Tigress right now. She has to resolve this for herself." / Marlene says: "Now that my mom has given me and Captain Retro her blessing, I finally feel that I can finally put the first part of my life behind me. I no longer have to be defined what I've done while with Skipper, and I don't automatically have to be defined by being together with Captain Retro. I've chosen this because I wanted this! It hasn't been a cakewalk, but I ultimately think it has been worth all the trouble we've been through. So, if I can get through the troubles that I've been through already, I know I can get through this Tigress trouble, to!" (End Confessional) Meanwhile, Po is waiting outside the restroom. Po asks: "Tigress, are you going to be in there much longer? The rest of our team could be talking about something important, and we're MISSING it!" Than the door opens, and Tigress walks out, WEARING a NEW Golden shirt! Po is stunned and says: "Wow! I'm impressed! What's with the new look?" Tigress answers: "Very simple! I've been wondering why it is that Spongebob has been AVOIDING his OBVIOUS elimination when suddenly, it hit me!" Po asks: "What hit you?" Tigress answers: "The reason why Spongebob hasn't LOST, is because I haven't WON! And do you KNOW why I haven't won?" Po says: "That's a trick question, and I'm NOT going to answer THAT one!" Tigress says: "Actually, it wasn't. The reason why I was NOT the winner, was because I have NOT been DRESSING like one! GOLD is the color of WINNERS, of which I NEED to be! I wear this, all my problems with Spongebob are BOUND to be SOLVED!" Po asks: "Do you really think a change of clothes is all it will take to help you win?" Tigress seriously says: "Believe me, I will win EVERY single challenge today, or my name ISN'T Tigress!" Taotie walks by and asks: "So what WOULD you like to be called?!!!" Tigress angrily says: "BUTT out, you future McRib SANDWICH!!!! Or do you want to become a Pork Kabob?!" Taotie mockingly says: "Ooh, I'm SO scared! But seriously, if I HAD a dollar for every single time I heard THAT insult, I'd HAVE a million dollars!" Tigress says: "You're LUCKY that I don't WANT to be hit with penalty votes for HITTING you! Just remember; when you're no LONGER a contestant and I'M no longer a contestant, NOTHING will keep you safe from ME!" Taotie says: "We'll just see about that, won't we?!" (Confessional) Taotie says: "I know Tigress would just LOVE to do everything in her power to PULVERIZE me! But she WON'T! This contest is FORCING her to hold back! If she could go full out, nobody would even stand a CHANCE against her! Except maybe Zarbon, and even I'M not too confidant about those odds! If I'm going to beat Tigress, this is my best chance to do it, when she's on level playing ground with me! I can FINALLY get EVEN with that Tigress, and PROVE that my BRAINS are FAR superior to her BRAWN!" / Po says: "I see the look that everyone else gives Tigress; it's dirty. And they all wonder about me. Why do I stick by her side when nobody else in their right mind would? Well, it's complicated. You see, the thing of it is, Master Shifu says its my bound duty to protect Tigress in this competition. She needs someone she can rely on. Tigress has to discover who she is, and the only way she can do that is through a competition of this nature. The only way Tigress is ever going to learn to accept that she won't always be able to BEAT everybody at EVERYTHING, is to learn it through experience! That's why I'm staying by her side. It's not just because I love her, although I certainly do, it's also because the Dragon Warrior is first and foremost, loyal to his friends, through and through." / Tigress says: "Taotie is just trying to goad me. Believe me, under normal circumstances, I probably WOULD give him a good thrashing. But in a competition of this nature, I'm not even going to GIVE Taotie the time of day. Besides, I've got a much more important matter on my mind; eliminating the only potential jury threat to MY eventual winning of this season! And that is Spongebob! Nobody else could POSSIBLY give ME any trouble once Spongebob is GONE!" (End Confessional) Finally, General Barracuda's voice comes over the loud-speakers. General Barracuda announces: "Attention all victims--I mean, contestants. Please report to the common area. The plan for today's challenge will be explained by Sniz! That is all!" / In the common area, Sniz has gathered all three teams together. Sniz says: "I'm sure you're all wondering why I've called you all here." Tigress asks: "You finally REALIZED that Spongebob is unfit to be a contestant against me?" Sniz rolls his eyes and says: "No! I'm here to talk about the Olympics! Who here knows where this year's Olympics are being held?" Bulma answers: "Rio De Janeiro! Gonard answers: "Mount Olympus?" Daggett answers: "Athens, Greece?" Sniz says: "Wrong! Fictional! And totally unrelated! I'm TALKING about the Rio Grande in Texas, is our destination, today!" Skipper says: "Well, Bulma is RIGHT! Annoying, but right! This year's Olympics ARE taking place in Rio De Janeiro!" Sniz says: "Excuse ME, but I was told--." Katie says: "Bulma's right! It's Rio De Janeiro!" Sniz shouts: "INTERNS!!!!" Kaput and Cosmo both come running up and Kaput asks: "Yes sir?" Sniz seriously says: "Kaput, grab onto something heavy! Cosmo, I HOPE you brought your parachute!" The plane JARS violently and Cosmo falls out crying: "AHHH!!!!" Sniz shouts: "General Barracuda! Change of trajectory! We are TRAVELING to Rio De Janeiro! Kaput, you better study up a whole lot if YOU don't want to wind up like that INCOMPETENT Cosmo!" Kaput says: "Sir, yes sir!" (Confessional) Tigress pumps her fist and says: "YES!!!! The Olympics!!!! FINALLY!!!! A chance to win at EVERY single EVENT!!!! And win I do, not only will Spongebob be completely HUMILIATED by ME wiping the FLOOR with him; but he may become SO distraught over ME humiliating him, he might even vote himself OFF!!!! That would be GREAT!!!! I am so TOTALLY going to WIN this competition!!!!" / Stimpy says: "Ordinarily, I'd say Tigress will end up jinxing herself by saying that she's going to WIN every single event. The trouble is, she's SO athletic and so capable, that BARRING some 'hugantic,' 'ginormous' event, she's probably NOT going to lose! Well, guess we all better to prepare to hear what's probably going to be a long, drawn out, and potentially UNBEARABLE winner's speech from Tigress!" / Reggie says: "I really don't care about winning, I just like competing. But try telling THAT to Miss Super Alpha Female Tigress! If we don't win, she's BOUND to take it out on us! So much for playing for fun! Looks like WE have to play to WIN!" / Larry rolls his eyes, sighs and says: "Spongebob is in SO much trouble now! With Tigress after him, he doesn't stand a chance! I can't let him LOSE like this! I don't CARE what Tigress does to me, but I'm going to STOP this slaughter BEFORE it begins!" (End Confessional) In the shadows of the storage area, Larry calls out to Spongebob! Larry shouts: "Spongebob, come here!" Spongebob discreetly follows Larry's voice, and Spongebob asks: "What is it?" Larry says: "Spongebob, I know you beat me the LAST time there was a physical challenge between us, but you got to understand something; I was holding back because I HAD to hold back! I made a promise and I had to keep it. Tigress HAS no promise to keep. She will NOT hold back! She will totally overwhelm you and make you grieve in despair!" Spongebob asks: "How can I STOP that?" Larry says: "You need a gambit, something to level the playing field, and I will give it to you!" And Larry pulls out a blender full of green stuff. Spongebob asks: "What is that?" Larry says: "Winner's fuel. MY fuel! This is the protein shake mix that helped give ME the enormous muscles that I have. Ordinarily, it takes Winner's Fuel AND hard work to give you muscles! But you're a SPONGE! Drinking Winner's fuel will give you muscles automatically! You'll be as strong as you were, like the time you first started going to my gym!" Spongebob asks: "You really think it will work?" Larry says: "It better, or else you'll be saying sayonara!" Spongebob says: "Well, I got nothing to lose!" And Spongebob takes the blender, and downs the protein shake mix in one gulp! Sure enough, Spongebob sprouts HUGE muscles, gets HUGE, and becomes bulky with REAL muscular MASS!!!! Spongebob says: "It WORKS!!!! I FEEL the POWER!!!!" Larry says: "Now you have a fighting chance!" Spongebob chuckles with glee and says: "Let Tigress just TRY to see if she can just push me aside now! I'm BACK in the game!" (Confessional) Larry says: "I felt obligated to help Spongebob out. When I first started my gym, I thought I could handle the operation all by myself. But being bogged down with paperwork, left me with no time to workout. And as a result, I got fat and lethargic. I very nearly sank into a DEEP, DARK, depression, until Spongebob saved me! If it wasn't for the fact that his muscles were merely the result of overhydration, and the fact that I could laugh myself back into shape, I may not BE here where I am now. I owed it to Spongebob to help him. Now, he can stand up to Tigress, no matter what she throws at him! This could either make or break Spongebob's game! I've done everything I could. The rest is all up to him!" (End Confessional) / I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted June 10, 2016 Author Share Posted June 10, 2016 (edited) Let the Olympic Games begin! It's time for the second part of my latest episode idea, "Her Real Name Isn't Blonda, It's Rio!" / After the commercials finish airing, the contestants are still on the plane, with the view of Rio De Janeiro (made obvious by the view of the statue, Christ, the Redeemer) in sight of all the contestants. Sniz once again speaks through the loudspeakers and announces: "Attention contestants! We are now in the airspace of Rio De Janeiro, which I have just been CORRECTLY informed by Kaput that this just HAPPENS to be the very first Olympics being held on the continent of South America! We will be landing in thirty minutes, so please take any last minute preparations right now before we prepare for today's challenge! That is all." Blonda chuckles gleefully and says: "Did you hear THAT, Bulma? It won't be long before everyone gets to SEE how athletic I am?" Bulma rolls her eyes and scoffs: "Do you really THINK that YOU can compete against Tigress?! If you do, you're insane! Or do you have some secret, illegal PLAN up your sleeve?!" Blonda once again chuckles gleefully and says: "As if I would EVER reveal my MAGICAL secrets to you; I wish to eliminate you. And believe me, if we DON'T win or come in first today, my alliance and I will be looking forward to RUINING your life...as a contestant, of course!" Bulma scoffs and says: "Dream on, Blonda! You'll NEVER eliminate ME! And you KNOW I speak the truth because as I've said before, I'm ALWAYS right!" Blonda chuckles gleefully and says: "There's a first time for EVERYTHING, including YOU being WRONG! I am really looking forward to making YOU eat humble PIE today!" And Blonda walks away, just as Kaput walks in towards Bulma. Kaput asks: "What was THAT all about?" Bulma grabs Kaput by his shirt and says: "Listen, short stuff! I will NOT have Blonda make ME look like a big FOOL today; SHE needs to find out that if she tries to tangle with me, it will end up BADLY for her! I happen to KNOW that YOU have access to all the SECRET footage taken of Blonda BEHIND the scenes of this show, I want you to look THROUGH it and find out every HUMILIATING secret that you can find out about Blonda! Crush her with the TRUTH!" Kaput asks: "And what's in it for me?" Bulma pulls out $5 and says: "$5 up front to find out the humiliating secrets, and I'll give you $5 more if the secrets turn out to be SUPER humiliating!" Kaput takes the $5 and says: "You've got yourself a deal!" (Confessional) Bulma says: "In addition to putting the moves on Zarbon, I plan on making sure Blonda also gets humiliated, so it will be icing on top of a delicious cake! A fat-free cake, of course!" / Kaput says: "Sure, there are probably lots of BETTER ways that I can make money, but sabotaging other contestants by HUMILIATING them just feels SO right to me!" (End Confessional) The plane begins to approach the runway, when General Barracuda's eyes open wide when he notices something. General Barracuda says: "Fondue, we've got a problem." Fondue asks: "What kind of a problem?" General Barracuda says: "The runway we've been assigned to land on looks a little rough!" Fondue asks: "How rough?" But Fondue doesn't have long to wait for his answer, because as soon as the plane's wheels touch down on the ground, the contestants in the plane start to get tossed around! Even Anti-Timmy has a hard time keeping his composure! Bulma, shaken around, says: "Here's my moment of opportunity!" And Bulma, realistically, LOSES her balance, and faces LIPS first onto Zarbon's lips, pressing him to the ground! No sooner do they both touch the floor, than does the plane finally stop. General Barracuda sighs and says: "Next time, Fondue, make SURE the runway that we have to land on ISN'T in need of reconstruction!" Fondue sighs and says: "I'll try!" Bulma gets up, and feigning innocence, says: "Oh, I am SO sorry about that! Total accident!" Zarbon, blushing from embarrassment over the incident, gets up and haltingly says: "I...kind of...have a...girlfriend." Bulma, taking advantage of Zarbon's flustered state, asks: "HAVE a girlfriend or KIND of have one?" Zarbon says: "I...have a...kind of...girlfriend...kind of!" (Confessional) Zarbon face-palms himself and says: "So STUPID!!!! Why is this happening to me?! Back on MY home-world, I'd NEVER get distracted by another girl! But Bulma's so SMART and seductive, and I think she REALLY likes me! But I don't WANT to get involved! I...I have a girlfriend!" / Bulma chuckles deviously and says: "It won't be too much longer before Zarbon gets hopelessly devoted to me! (Grabs out a snow-globe featuring a globe of the Earth inside.) I just got to PROMISE Zarbon the whole entire WORLD if I have to, and when it GETS to the right moment... (THROWS the snow-globe down to the ground and SHATTERS it). ...I SMASH his dreams and ENTIRE world into PIECES!!!! Let's see BLONDA come up with a plan that's even HALF as devious as THAT one! NOBODY can match ME in SHEER brain power!" (End Confessional) The contestants all get out of the plane, and are amazed by the Olympic sized set-up of events all lined up for them! Tigress' eyes open wide, and astonished, she says: "Wow! You guys really went all out for THIS challenge, didn't you?!" Sniz says: "Only the best for our challengers! After all, everyone should be in peak condition for THESE events!" Tigress smugly says: "And we all know who's NOT in peak condition, don't we?!" Spongebob clears his throat and gruffly says: "You were saying?" Tigress opens her eyes, and STARES at Spongebob, who's now muscular and almost EXACTLY her size in height! Tigress shockingly asked: "What kind of stunt are you pulling THIS time?!!!" Larry confidently says: "This is no stunt, Tigress. This time, those muscles are completely really. I DON'T approve of you constantly belittling and berating Spongebob every single chance you get, so I decided to give Spongebob a chance to LEVEL the playing field with you! Let's see how you like it when you're FORCED to fight with someone on YOUR level!" Tigress scoffs and asks: "You think THIS bothers me?! So you gave Spongebob muscles, BIG deal! It's not like you CLONED me or anything! And it doesn't matter HOW strong Spongebob might have become, it STILL won't be enough to overcome me! All YOU did is make this challenge MORE interesting! Now it will feel SO much more SATISFYING to beat Spongebob in this CHALLENGE!!!!" Larry merely crosses his arms and says: "We'll SEE who ends up beating who, won't we?" (Confessional) Tigress says: "I don't know HOW Larry made Spongebob strong. And quite frankly, I don't care! Because today could end up being a win-win situation for me. If I end up winning, Spongebob loses and he will probably go home. In the unlikely event that I lose, I'll tell the REST of my team that it was LARRY'S idea to make Spongebob strong, and Larry will go home, CRUSHING any future hopes that Spongebob has of winning any FUTURE challenges! Either way, my day won't end up going TOO badly!" / Spongebob laughs victoriously and says: "This is the BEST thing Larry has ever done for me! That LOOK Tigress gave me was SO priceless! I just WISH that it had been CAUGHT on camera! Oh wait, it WAS!!!!" / Larry says: "I had hoped that seeing Spongebob in his muscular form would've shaken up Tigress a little; but then again, I suppose Tigress wouldn't be as stubborn as she was if she got SHOCKED by someone's appearance! Helping Spongebob might not be the best move on my part, as far as the rest of my team is concerned, but it's DEFINITELY the right move to make for my friend!" (End Confessional) (Camera cuts and goes to commercial.) I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now! Edited June 11, 2016 by 4EverGreen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted June 15, 2016 Author Share Posted June 15, 2016 Third time's the charm, so here's the third and final part of my "Total Cartoon Global Cruise" episode idea, "Her Real Name Isn't Blonda, It's Rio!" / Sniz talks to all the contestants and says: "Listen, let's not get distracted with each other. This is very important! Every four years, the summer Olympics takes place in a different city in a different country. And, as I have just been correctly informed by Kaput, this year marks the first time that the Olympics have taken place in South America. Normally, the Olympics are a multi-day affair. However, due to the pressures of time and budget, we have decided to boil the Olympics down to seven events. The winning team will be whoever can win the most gold medals out of these seven events. Whichever team wins the least amount of gold medals will face an Elimination Ceremony, so no pressure! Unless you don't WANT to lose! The seven events will be the high jump, swimming, the discus throw, the ski jump, volleyball, running with jumping, and freestyle wrestling." Gonard raises his hand and asks: "Can I be in the freestyle wrestling event?" Sniz says: "We'll see. All the challengers for each team will be chosen randomly for each event, in order to make each event more fair, AND unpredictable! Our first event will be the high jump, and our contestants from each team shall be Rocko from Team Retro, Chameleon from Team TUFF, and Taotie from Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool." Taotie gets flabbergasted and asks: "How is THAT fair?!" Sniz says: "You got any complaints? Take it up with General Barracuda. He's the one in charge of choosing the contestants randomly." General Barracuda laughs and says: "It's GOOD to be me!" (Confessional) Taotie says: "Stupid General! I cannot BELIEVE my rotten luck!" / Chameleon says: "Prior to today, I've never HAD to perform an Olympic sport before. In fact, I've never been ASKED to perform an Olympic sport before, so I have no idea how well I'll do. Personally, I don't care if I actually win. I just want to try my best, and hopefully make a decent showing. That's my goal for THIS challenge!" (End Confessional) The contestants are now stretching, prepping for the high jump, and each has their own pole to use for the event. Sniz says: "We are now ready for the high jump! The bar will be set at a minimum of four feet. Who wants to be the first to tackle it?!" Chameleon sighs and says: "I might as well get this over with." Chameleon takes his pole; runs, and leaps to a height of fourteen feet! Sniz says: "And Chameleon sets the pace with a height of fourteen feet!" Rocko says: "I guess I'll go next." Rocko takes his pole; runs, and leaps to a height of eighteen feet!" Sniz says: "And Rocko takes the lead with a height of eighteen feet! How will Taotie do?!" Taotie groans and says: "You're asking me?! But I'm not just gonna give up just because the challenge is daunting, I'm GOING for it!" Taotie takes his pole; runs, but when he tries to leap, his pole BREAKS; causing Taotie to fall FLAT on his back! Sniz says: "OOH, that's a D.N.Q., Does Not Qualify! That means Taotie gets the Bronze, Chameleon gets the Silver, and Rocko gets the Bronze!" Taotie sarcastically says: "That is JUST peachy!" (Confessional) Taotie groans and says: "I KNEW I should've stayed ASLEEP today!" / Chameleon says: "That's one event down, and six more to go. I hope my team-mates are prepared to face the events ahead, our safety depends on it!" / Rocko says: "Being a Wallaby, I'm a naturally good jumper. It wasn't difficult for me to make such an impressive leap. Besides, I wanted to do well, not just for Reggie's sake, but for Tigress. She's counting on all of us to do well in these events. And the better I do, the better a team-mate relationship I'll have with her. I want there to be a good team-mate relationship between the two of us. That's why I will do nothing less than my best!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Our next event is swimming! Our contestants from each team shall be Marlene from Team Retro, Dudley from Team TUFF, and Skipper from Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool!" Skipper claps his flippers together and says: "FINALLY! A chance for VINDICATION!!!!" Marlene asks: "What are you talking about?" Skipper says: "Maybe you've forgotten, but I STILL remember how much it HURT when YOU chose to LEAVE me!" Marlene groans and says: "You're not STILL hung up on THAT on you?!" Skipper says: "Why do you care? Besides, it's not ABOUT getting back together with you, it's the PRINCIPLE of the matter! If we were still together, I would go EASY on you! But since we're not, I see no reason to hold back, so I am going to SMOKE you!" (Confessional) Marlene groans and says: "I cannot believe that Skipper can carry a GRUDGE like this, although I can't say I'm honestly surprised, because I'm not. As long as I've known Skipper, he has proven to be REALLY stubborn in his decisions as well as his attitudes! That is PRECISELY one of the reasons why I'm currently WITH Captain Retro now, as he is NOT stubborn in either his decisions, OR his attitude!" / Skipper says: "Marlene may be pretty, but I'm not going to let her looks distract me THIS time! It's time she finds out that when she crosses the Skipper, there will be a piper to pay! It's time she got schooled, and I don't mean a school for fish! I plan on WINNING this thing!" (End Confessional) The contestants are all stretching, getting ready to dive into the Olympic-sized swimming pool. Sniz says: "The contestants will all swim at the same time, and each contestant must swim one full lap, to the other end of the pool and back to this end of the pool. Oh, and no cutting corners, and NO interfering with the swimming of another contestant BY a contestant! You will wait for the sound of the whistle. On your mark, get set--!" And General Barracuda blows his whistle, all three contestants dive into the pool. They start off evenly, but Skipper quickly pulls ahead, using his naturally sleek body in order to plow through the water like a torpedo! Skipper laughs and says: "I've got this thing in the bag! NOTHING can stop ME!" But at that moment, Kaput appears at the end of the pool, holding a bucket. Kaput asks: "Who's hungry for THIS?!" And Kaput dumps the bucket, which is FULL of chopped fish, into the pool! Skipper's eyes open wide, and he says: "Sweet Pacific Salmon, my FAVORITE!!!!" And Skipper immediately forgets all about racing, and starts gobbling up all the fish he can! Dudley and Marlene however, don't fall for the distraction, and as they touch the other end of the pool, Marlene proves to be FASTER at making the turnaround than Dudley is, and she is able to finish her lap first! Sniz says: "And it's over! Marlene swam the fastest lap and gets the gold medal! Dudley finished second and gets the silver medal, and if Skipper EVER stops eating fish and finishes, he will win the bronze medal." Skipper stops eating and says: "What? I thought you SAID that a contestant couldn't interfere with the swimming of ANOTHER contestant!" Sniz says: "But Kaput ISN'T a contestant, he's an intern. Therefore, your argument is invalid." Skipper slowly claps his flippers together and says: "Well played, host. Well played." (Confessional) Skipper says: "Honestly, sabotaging me was SO uncalled for! What did I EVER do to Kaput, personally? I hope Kaput is a light sleeper, because I am going to get BACK at that saboteur, and make him PAY for his deviousness!" / Marlene says: "Okay; even I'M going to admit that Skipper did NOT deserve to lose like that! Don't get me wrong, I'm glad I won. But I would rather have won on my OWN merits alone, rather than have it be due to Kaput interfering. Mark my words, Kaput is going to find himself in for a RUDE wake-up call if he thinks that he can just keep sabotaging the contestants and not pay for it." / Dudley says: "I consider myself a good swimmer, being an expert dog paddler. I guess that Marlene was just a better one. And if it wasn't for Kaput interfering with Skipper, I might not have even done as well as I did. Skipper looked unstoppable! It makes me wonder why Kaput is targeting Skipper?" / Kaput laughs deviously as he says: "I'm not just targeting Skipper, I'm targeting every single MEMBER of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, as a form of PAYBACK against TAOTIE for him engineering my elimination! First I made sure Taotie got a sabotaged pole, than I give Skipper an irresistible fishy treat! I suppose now would be as good a time as any to check out on that Blonda footage that Bulma wants me to find! I just LOVE sabotaging other contestants by HUMILIATING them! It just FEELS so right!" (End Confessional) Sniz dramatically says: "In a WORLD where Team Retro can win TWO gold medals in a row, do the other teams even stand a chance?!" Phoebe says: "I sure hope we do!" Sniz says: "Let's find out by going to the next event, the Discus Throw! Our contestants from each team shall be Captain Retro from Team Retro, Patrick from Team TUFF, and Bulma from Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool!" Bulma says: "AWESOME! A challenge I can EXCEL in!" Blonda rolls her eyes, scoffs, and says: "Oh PLEASE!!!! Do you really believe that you can do well at ANY physical event?" Bulma chuckles deviously, smirks, and says: "You'd be surprised at how capable I am!" Blonda scoffs and says: "That will be the day!" (Confessional) Bulma says: "I'm not STUPID! I already KNOW that either Blonda or Kaput sabotaged MY discus! That's why I had Anti-Timmy SWITCH my discus with that of another contestants from one of the OTHER teams! NOBODY is going to make ME look bad! I plan on actually WINNING this challenge!" (End Confessional) While the three contestants get prepared to throw their discus, Kaput sneaks around the plane. Kaput makes sure that no one else is around to see what he is doing, and opens the door to the footage/editing room. Kaput says: "So THIS is where the magic happens! Now, if I were embarrassing footage of Blonda, what would I be called?" And Kaput spots a D.V.D. labelled, "Blonda's Big Bloopers!" Kaput chuckles deviously as he says: "THIS looks promising!" Kaput puts the D.V.D. in a player, and sits back to watch the footage on a monitor. Kaput says: "GROSS!!!! NASTY!!!! DISGUSTING!!!! Bulma will be VERY pleased with THIS!!!!" / At the discus throw, Sniz says: "Each contestant will have one opportunity to throw their discus as far as they can, and NO do-overs! The winner will be the contestant who throws their discus the farthest!" Captain Retro sighs and says: "I guess I'm as ready as I'll ever be. Here goes SOMETHING!" Captain Retro winds up, throws his discus, and it actually goes FAIRLY far, to a distance which is measured by Fondue! Fondue shouts: "44 feet and four inches!" Captain Retro says: "Wow! That was better than I thought it would be! Guess I don't know my own strength!" Bulma steps up and says: "I am so ready for this! Just got to calculate the speed, trajectory, and velocity of the wind, pick the optimum angle to throw at for maximum distance; I have SO got this!" Bulma winds up, throws her discus, and it ends up going REALLY far, to a great distance measured by Fondue! Fondue shouts: "Eighty feet and SIX inches!" Kaput reappears and is SHOCKED! Kaput shouts: "WHAT?! She's WAY ahead! She is NOT supposed to be this good! AUGH!!!!" And Blonda is completely SHOCKED by this outcome! Bulma asks: "Have I mad you speechless? Looks like I'm more capable than you thought I was! Am I right or am I RIGHT?! Don't answer that, I'm OBVIOUSLY right! I always AM, of course!" (Confessional) Blonda is flabbergasted and says: "I don't believe it! She's WON this! She's ACTUALLY won this challenge! I don't see how Patrick can TOP this! I better do well in MY challenge, or else BULMA is never going to let me hear the END of it!" / Kaput crosses his arms, grunts, and says: "That's a FINE kettle of fish! How DARE Bulma pull the switch, and change her discus? I wanted ALL the members of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool to be humiliated! Well, she better not pull a stunt like THAT again with any of her team-mates!" (End Confessional) Patrick steps up and says: "I guess it's my time to shine! It's all or NOTHING with THIS throw!" Patrick wind up, throws his discus, but it BREAKS a few feet after Patrick's toss! Fondue walks up to measure the throw, and says: "Patrick's discus, or what's left of it, made it to a feet of eight feet and seven inches." Sniz says: "That means Bulma takes the gold with first place, Captain Retro takes silver with second place, and Patrick takes bronze with third place!" Patrick gets frustrated and screams: "I BROKE it! Why does this ALWAYS happen to ME?!" Spongebob says: "Hold up, Patrick! I'm not so sure it was YOUR fault that discus broke!" Patrick asks: "What do you mean?" Spongebob says: "I think you were the victim of fowl play. And whoever did it, is NOT going to get away with it!" (Confessional) Bulma says: "Beating Captain Retro and Patrick, was truly nothing personal on my part. I just wanted to do well in that challenge, and make Zarbon be IMPRESSED with my abilities! After all, I WANT Zarbon to be impressed WITH me if I'm to make my showmance with him be believable." / Zarbon says: "Honestly, I'm a little impressed with Bulma right about now. She's truly better than I gave her credit for. That's not to say I plan on falling for her; I'm just not sure if we would be a good item together. I just feel SO conflicted...when it comes to love." / Spongebob says: "I was with Tigress on Team Retro long enough to know that she is NOT the one behind this atrocity; but I'm going to keep my eye on ALL the contestants, just to make sure none of them pull any funny stunts with my team. NOTHING is going to get by me!" / Kaput laughs deviously and says: "Spongebob can WATCH the other contestants ALL he wants, but it won't stop ME, being an INTERN! And I have a feeling that whoever does the Ski Jump won't have any good luck with THAT challenge, either!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Our next event shall be the Ski Jump! Our contestants from each team shall be Daggett from Team Retro, Dog from Team TUFF, and Zarbon from Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool!" Daggett shouts: "Are you CRAZY?!" Sniz says: "Only on casual Friday's!" Norbert says: "Don't be stressed, you can do this!" Daggett rolls his eyes and says: "Thank you, I feel SO much better!" (Confessional) Daggett angrily says: "Spooty random selection! Why did they have to pick ME for this challenge?! I do NOT feel confidant about my abilities! And the worst part of this is, that if I blow it BADLY for MY team, Tigress might end up targeting ME for elimination! I know I should be happy just to have made it THIS far, but I SO want to end up making the team merge THIS time!" / Dog says: "I LOVE the thrill of skiing during my free time. Back when I was attached to Cat, I could never enjoy that thrill, because he would always be worried for his own life and safety. Thankfully, ever since I got separated, I've been able to enjoy all the thrill seeking sport activities that I like! I feel confidant about my own abilities." / Bulma says: "This seems like the perfect opportunity to CEMENT my show-mance with Zarbon, and prove once and for ALL that I am EVERYBODY'S type, EVEN Zarbon's!" (End Confessional) The contestants are all dressed up warmly, getting ready for the ski jump. Bulma walks up to Zarbon and charmingly says: "Zarbon, may I give you another kiss for good luck, and ensure your safety in this event?" Zarbon says: "Bulma, that last kiss was an accident!" Bulma lovingly says: "In my experience, there's no such THING as an accident! Besides, I've grown REALLY fond and ATTACHED to you!" Than Bulma gets BIG, sad, puppy dog eyes, and asks: "You wouldn't want to wind up with a bunch of broken bones and have to be med evac'd out of this competition, would you?" Zarbon says: "Of course not! But I can take care of myself!" Bulma sweetly says: "Maybe I WANT to help out, and take care of YOU!" And before ANYONE has a chance to blink, Bulma plants a BIG, warm kiss on Zarbon's lips, shocking ALL who see it happen! Zarbon blushes once the kiss is over and he haltingly says: "Wow! That was different!" (Confessional) Blonda screams: "What was THAT?!!! Zarbon would PICK Bulma over ME?!!! What could SHE possibly have that I don't?! I'm going to make Bulma PAY for this! If ANYONE'S going to get some MAN candy on this show, it's going to be ME!!!!" / Zarbon says: "That was such an INCREDIBLE kiss! No one has EVER kissed me like that! It MUST be true love! What else could it be? Only a girlfriend would kiss ME like that. It's clear to me. I can't and won't juggle two girls; that would be wrong. I guess I got to break up with my old girlfriend if I want to be loyal to Bulma. It's not easy, but it's the right thing for me to do." / Bulma triumphantly says: "YES! Hook, line, and sinker! I KNEW Zarbon would find himself head over heels crazy for ME; now all I got to do is string Zarbon along for however long I see fit. And when the timing is right, I reel Zarbon in! I just wish Blonda's PRICELESS reaction of seeing ME kiss Zarbon, was ALL caught on camera! Oh wait, it WAS!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "All contestants will jump off at the same time, and the contestant who jumps the farthest will win the gold for this event!" Dog says: "Hi-ho-diggety! I'm so EXCITED for this!" Sniz says: "Than on your marks, get SET, GO!!!!" And all three contestants push off at the same time. All three contestants keep their bodies low to the ground, in order to minimize the wind resistance against their bodies. They reach the leap and begin to sail through the air, but soon after Zarbon makes HIS leap, his skis BRAKE!!!! Thankfully, Zarbon is able to use his powers of flight in order to float gently down to the ground. Despite flailing around wildly, Daggett manages to make a safe landing a few feet FURTHER ahead from where Zarbon landed, but Dog ends up flying the farthest, catching the most air out of all the contestants! Sniz says: "The event is done! What are the results, Fondue?" Fondue says: "Zarbon's skis' broke, so his jump does not qualify, and he automatically gets the bronze. Daggett jumped 33 yards, and he gets the silver, but Dog is the winner, jumping 42 yards and five inches!" Dog says: "I did it! I won the gold!" Sniz says: "That means all three teams now have at least one gold medal! I love it when all three teams are competitive! Let's go to the next event, Volleyball! Our contestants from each team shall be Stimpy from Team Retro, Suzie from Team TUFF, and Blonda from Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool!" Blonda says: "Stay back, and prepare to be amazed by my incredible strengths of flexibility and dexterity!" Bulma scoffs and says: "I'll believe THAT when I see it!" Blonda flexes down to the ground, and using ONLY her legs, does her hair up into a ponytail! Blonda asks: "Is THAT flexible enough for you?!" (Confessional) Bulma says: "That is NOT possible! NOBODY is THAT flexible, not even Sting, the musician! Fortunately, I'm ready with a little fire-power of my own! Blonda's going to see that when she tries to play with MY fire, she's going to get BURNED! I'm COMING after her!" (End Confessional) Bulma says: "Kaput, it's time you told me what it IS that you found about BLONDA!" Kaput laughs deviously and says: "I can do BETTER than tell you, I'll SHOW you, and EVERYONE here something that Blonda doesn't WANT you to see!" Blonda asks: "What are you talking about?" Kaput replys: "Blonda, are you aware that when you were helping out with the Performance Reviews, that you were being filmed ALL the time?" Blonda says: "Of COURSE I already know THAT! What's your point?" Kaput says: "I MEAN that you WERE being filmed, ALL the time! Let's take a look at this JUICY footage of behind the scenes, taken from the GREEN room! Kaput takes out the D.V.D., puts in a player, and projects the footage onto the volleyball wall. / First, it shows Blonda AGGRESSIVELY trying to sand down her NASTY looking toenails with a motorized buffer! Next, it shows Jaundissimo waxing off some NASTY looking hair off of Blonda's legs! Next, it shows Blonda about to eat a slice of pizza, but she DROPS it on the floor! Blonda just picks up the slice of pizza, and despite the slice of pizza NOW looking VERY dirty, Blonda STILL eats it! Blonda then BURPS and FARTS at the same time! / The footage ends, and Gonard says: "You know, my buddy Heffer once said that if you can burp and fart at the same time, than like Justin Bieber and Donald Trump, you HAVE no SOUL!!!!" Blonda chuckles sheepishly and says: "It's AMAZING what you can do with C.G.I. these days! This changes NOTHING!!!!" Kaput whispers into Bulma's ear, and Bulma's eyes open up widely! Bulma says: "Really? That's REALLY helpful to know! Blonda, I hate to break it to you, but Kaput has just told me a SUPER humiliating truth about you, and I'm going to tell EVERYONE here what it is that you DON'T want others to KNOW about you!" (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Sniz says: "You know what THAT sound means! So instead of SAYING this humiliating truth about Blonda, why don't you SING it?!" Bulma chuckles deviously and says: "I would be GLAD to!" Genre: Ska Band. Sub-Genre: Dance Pop. Song: "Her Real Name Isn't Blonda." Sung by: Bulma, Taotie, Blonda, and the Magic Alliance. / Bulma: "Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl!" Blonda: "That's me!" Bulma: "Whose behavior on this show always makes me hurl!" Blonda: "WHAT?!" Bulma: "She's a nasty, FAKE BLONDE schemer, who calls herself the most! Without the help of her Magic Alliance, her position would be toast!" Magic Alliance: "Hey!" Blonda: "Hey! Hey..." Bulma: "She'll tell you that she loves your shirt, but it's something she can't stand! She's just so full of you-know-what, she has to double-flush the can!" Taotie: "Hey!" Blonda: "I eat a lot of fiber!" Bulma: "She bought two pairs of the same jeans, one size four and one size eight! So when she wears the bigger ones, you'll ask if she lost weight!" Taotie: "Hey!" Bulma: "She's not the gal you think she is, so let me spare the drama. There's thick black hair between her toes, and her real name isn't Blonda!" Taotie: "Hey!" Bulma: "She's a phony, scheming, weasel nose! And her real name isn't Blonda! She steals and lies, and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blonda! It's Rio!" / The song ends and Blonda screams: "IT IS NOT!!!!" Kaput says: "Not according to your SISTER, Wanda!" Blonda angrily says: "How DARE YOU?!!!" (Confessional) Blonda is now literally RED in the face, and STEAM is coming out of her ears! Blonda angrily says: "Mark my words, Kaput is going to RUE the day he did THIS to me! I used to be a Fairy Godparent to the members of Duran Duran. One day, they asked me to ghost write a hit song for them, so I suggested they use MY real name as the title of their hit song! I thought it would make me recognized by EVERYBODY, and it SOON became a DRAWBACK for me! All anyone ever DID when they saw me was sing that song over and over again! You have NO idea how it feels to HAVE the same SONG sung to you hundreds of time by people you don't even KNOW or CARE for! I want people to know me for my ACTING skills, not some SONG that I came up with in the 1980's! I am GOING to make Kaput PAY dearly!" / Bulma chuckles deviously and says: "I think I have just effectively DESTROYED Blonda as a contestant! Let's see if any member of her Magic Alliance wants to stick with her NOW!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "The rules of this volleyball game are simple. Whoever is the first to score ten points will win, whoever scores the least amount of points, loses! On your mark, get set, GO!!!!" Blonda still mad and SEETHING over having her secrets divulged, is unable to compose herself, and Stimpy and Suzie take advantage of this, by scoring points against Blonda, and Blonda is completely overwhelmed! Although Stimpy and Suzie both do quite well, Suzie manages to pull ahead of Stimpy and is the first to score ten points! Sniz says: "And it's done! Suzie has come in first and wins the gold! Stimpy scored seven and wins silver. Blonda didn't score any points, and is STUCK with bronze!" Blonda screams: "I was ROBBED!!!!" General Barracuda mockingly says: "Oh, WAHH!!!! Nobody CARES, Blonda!!!!" Blonda angrily says: "Not YET, you DON'T!" Sniz says: "It's now time for the next event, Running with Jumping! This will involve running one full lap while jumping over hurdles. The hurdles will progressively get higher the further you run along the track. The contestant who jumps over ALL the hurdles and crosses the finish line first will win the event! Whoever comes in last, will lose. Our contestants from each team shall be Reggie from Team Retro, Randolph from Team TUFF, and Monster from Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool!" Monster says: "Awesome! I am SO ready for this!" Rocko asks: "Reggie, do you feel confidant about this?" Reggie says: "You don't need to worry about me, I feel confidant about my own abilities. When I see a goal that I want to achieve, I have a razor sharp focus!" Rocko says: "Just don't let yourself get distracted by the other contestants." Reggie says: "Don't worry, I won't!" The contestants all get up to the starting line, and get themselves into a starting position. Sniz says: "No cutting corners, and no interfering with another contestants running will be allowed by a contestant! I want a good, clean race!" Randolph says: "I LOVE that!" Sniz says: "On your marks, get SET, GO!!!!" And all three contestants sprint off face, and the pace is fairly even between all three of them. Randolph asks: "Lovely day for a race, isn't it?" Reggie doesn't even look and says: "I can't talk right now!" Monster says: "I think it's a lovely day. I don't know WHY my other team-mates are having such a hard time with THEIR events!" But as soon as Monster says that, he RUNS into a hurdle that has electronically stretched itself to BLOCK Monster's path! Randolph is distracted by this, but Reggie keeps her mind on the race, and pulls ahead to finish in first! Sniz says: "And Reggie takes the win! She has won the gold, Randolph has won the silver, and Monster does not qualify, so he gets the bronze. It all comes down to the final event, Free Style Wrestling!" Phoebe pleads: "PLEASE don't pick me! I wouldn't last a MINUTE in the ring!" Sniz says: "As a matter of fact, the contestants from each team shall be Tigress from Team Retro, Spongebob from Team TUFF, and Gonard from Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool!" Tigress says: "YES!!!! I FINALLY get a chance to settle this thing ONCE and for all! And don't expect for me to be GENTLE, Spongebob! I've got an IMAGE to maintain!" Spongebob says: "I won't make it easy for you!" Tigress says: "It wouldn't be exciting if you didn't! But don't get your hopes up; Free Style Wrestling HAPPENS to be the sport I excel the BEST at, and I NEVER lose!" Gonard says: "Neither do I!" Tigress says: "Well, there's a first time for everything, isn't there?" Spongebob says: "And I hope you include ALL possible scenarios when you factor that in!" Tigress says: "We'll just see what happens, won't we?!" Sniz says: "Well, I know one thing you SHOULD factor in; the fact that the fate of your team could depend on YOU, Tigress!" Tigress asks: "Why is that?" Sniz says: "If Team TUFF wins this event, they'll tie for first, and Team Retro will have to play a tie-breaker challenge against them! And whichever contestant LOSES this tie-breaker challenge, will find themselves facing an automatic elimination! That means NO elimination ceremony! Do not pass GO, do not collect $44.44 million! Likewise, if Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool wins this event, they AND Team TUFF will have to play tie-breaker challenge, to determine which team wins second place. So it is LITERALLY anyone's game to win, or lose!" (Confessional) Tigress says: "I'm not going to take any CHANCES!!!! I've read the Tortoise and the Hare enough times to know that when you let your guard down, that's PRECISELY the opportunity you lose! I'm going all-out in this challenge! Let's see how Spongebob handles THAT!" / Spongebob says: "So it comes to this; a genuine brawl against Tigress! It's all up to me, I guess. I'll either be a hero, or a goat. And I have no plans on being a goat! It's all or nothing at this point! I'm as ready as I'll ever be!" / Gonard says: "Luckily for me, Free Style Wrestling is ONE event in which NO ONE can be sabotaged! I'm the strongest cast-member on MY show, and now I get to see just how strong I really am! It's up to me to save my team from an Elimination Ceremony! This is MY time to shine!" (End Confessional) The contestants all get into a large ring, and are all squaring off against each other. Sniz says: "The rules are simple; whoever gets pushed out of the ring or gets pinned down to the ground will lose. The last contestant standing wins, as long as they play clean." Po shouts: "Don't let Spongebob or Gonard BRUISE you, Tigress!" Tigress says: "Don't worry, they won't!" Sniz says: "On your marks, get SET, GO!!!!" And all three contestants come charging at each other with TREMENDOUS force in their muscles, but they meet at a stand-still! They push HARD against each other, but neither of them are able to get a footing to help them prevail against the others! Norbert says: "It's a dead heat!" Wally says: "They're evenly matched!" Larry says: "I did NOT anticipate this!" Captain Retro says: "It's anyone's guess as to how Tigress will handle this." Tigress grunts and says: "My sheer brute strength isn't enough! There's got to be SOMETHING to help me win this!" Than; Tigress has a BRILLIANT epiphany and Tigress shouts: "HEY!! Your shoes are UNTIED!!!!" Spongebob and Gonard both shout: "WHAT?!!!" And Tigress is FINALLY able to push Spongebob OUT of the ring, and PINS Gonard down to the ground! Marlene is stunned and says: "She did it. She ACTUALLY did it!" Sniz says: "And it's over! It's all over! Tigress wins the gold and takes first place! Spongebob fell out of the ring and gets the bronze, Gonard has been pinned and gets silver! That means Team Retro wins immunity, and they win a special reward; the greatest tasting smoothies from Jamha Juice, as a delicious bonus!" Gonard says: "That's not FAIR! She cheated and TRICKED us!" Sniz says: "Tigress DIDN'T cheat! After all, I never SAID that you COULDN'T use your brain in order to win this challenge!" Spongebob asks: "Wait a minute. Tigress used her BRAIN; not muscles, to win this challenge?" Tigress says: "I actually have you to thank for that." Spongebob asks: "Really, why?" Tigress says: "If I hadn't have been forced to fight against an opponent with the exact same strength as me, I never would've realized something very important that I needed to learn. Spongebob asks: "What's that?" Tigress says: "As strong as I am, my muscles cannot solve every problem. I realize now that in order to solve real HARD problems, I have to utilize my brain in order to find the answers! My brain is just as important a muscle as the rest of my body. Now that I realize this, I finally feel a sense of inner peace that I've never felt before." Spongebob asks: "And I helped you REALIZE this?" Tigress sighs and says: "I guess, when you put it THAT way, you did." Spongebob says: "Well, glad I could help." Tigress says: "You can consider my vendetta against you, over. I no longer feel it's necessary for me to eliminate you in order to win. Perhaps someday, we can meet again in another challenge, and you'll be able to show me MORE skills to challenge my brain power." Spongebob says: "I'll prepare myself in case that ever happens." Sniz says: "Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; it pains me to say this, but your efforts to avoid an elimination ceremony weren't enough today. Therefore, I will be seeing YOU at the elimination ceremony today." Kaput laughs deviously: "And I will be there to watch with GLEE, as another TRAITOR takes the plunge!" Bulma says: "And I'm pretty sure I KNOW who will be taking the plunge, today!" Blonda angrily says: "This isn't OVER!!!! Not now, not by a LONG shot!!!!" Bulma scoffs and says: "It is SO over!" (Confessional) Tigress sighs in contentment and says: "I finally feel a sense of calmness. I'm proud of myself. I didn't give into my base sense of anger or hatred, and I have achieved a true sense of mastery. I have nothing to be ashamed of. I now know that no matter what new challenge comes to face me, I will be able to handle it. Master Shifu will be SO proud of me!" / Spongebob says: "One things for sure, I'm glad that today is over, and Tigress no longer wants to flat out get rid of me. It definitely could've gone a lot worse today, that's for sure. I'm just glad my team didn't make too poor of a showing. I never was able to see any of the contestants try anything funny, though. I just hope that Larry's winner fuel will wear off soon. I'd like to play this game with my own natural abilities." / Blonda says: "I had hoped that I could resolve my issues with Bulma diplomatically, but she's made it clear to me that to me that such a thing will NOT be happening! But I will NOT be leaving today! It looks like it's time for Plan B, B for Blonda! Bulma's going to be in for the shock of her life THIS time!" (End Confessional) With the challenge over, the three teams are back on the plane, and the plane is once again airborne. Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, is once again facing an Elimination Ceremony, and Kaput is there to watch it, just as he promised! Kaput says: "You know, it's too bad that I am not PERSONALLY allowed to vote; I'd personally send ANY loser of my choice out of here! Oh well, I guess I'll just have to be content, listening to the anguished loser's scream!" Sniz says: "Team named after me, you have all cast your votes. Unfortunately, I am unable to give you any popcorn. We are temporarily out right now because SOMEONE forgot to do their shopping!" Fondue asks: "Why do you ALWAYS imply ME whenever you say something snarky like that?" Sniz pretends that he didn't hear that, and carries on normally. Sniz says: "Most of you have good reasons as to WHY you should be eliminated. Taotie, all you had to do was jump over a lousy stick. But you BROKE your pole, and you couldn't even do THAT!" Taotie says: "I had a LOUSY pole! It wasn't MY fault!" Sniz says: "Skipper, you CLEARLY could've beat ANYONE at swimming, and yet you chose to get distracted by eating all the fish you could fit in your beak!" Skipper says: "I said I was SORRY, sheesh!" Sniz says: "Zarbon, your aerodynamic abilities should've made you a shoo-in to win at the ski jump; but for SOME reason, your skis broke!" Zarbon is distracted by Bulma, than shakes his head and says: "I guess I was...distracted, by, something." Sniz says: "Monster, you have loads of energy and stamina; yet you couldn't make the leap over something as simple as a hurdle!" Monster says: "Not on purpose! I can totally JUMP over any NORMAL hurdle!" Sniz says: "Blonda, you had SEVERAL humiliating things REVEALED about you; got really angry, and you LOST your composure AND a game of volleyball, all while wearing a ponytail!" Blonda asks: "What does MY hair have to do with anything?!" Sniz says: "And Gonard, you clearly had the muscles and the stamina to win at free style wrestling, yet even YOU failed by falling for the oldest trick in the book!" Gonard says: "Tigress caught me off GUARD! I didn't expect for her to BE so resourceful!" Sniz says: "Like I said, MOST of you have good reasons as to why YOU should be eliminated! In fact, I think I can safely say that BULMA is the ONLY one here who is even REMOTELY safe in this vote!" Bulma says: "Thank you! I'd like to contribute it to all those years of practice, throwing out capsules from MY Capsule Corporation!" Sniz says: "In any case, your votes ALL made it clear as to who YOU want to eliminate! But TODAY, for a change, the choice for elimination all comes down to ME! That's why today, I'm eliminating..." Sniz gives Kaput a parachute, opens the plane door, and PUSHES Kaput, screaming, out of the plane, and Sniz says: "THIS INTERN!!!!" And Bulma gasps in shock, as Blonda smirks in triumph! Sniz says: "That's right! I'm IGNORING the vote-off! Blonda here factually told me that ALL of your mishaps in today's challenge, were in fact due to the fact that Kaput SABOTAGED each and every ONE of you, with the exception of Bulma! And, I'm not the type of guy who would want to eliminate ANY of you under false pretenses. Therefore, the three teams will stay as they are, for now!" (Confessional) Blonda says: "I HAD to expose Kaput as the saboteur! It was my only chance to stay in the game! Plus, this just goes to PROVE to Bulma that she might have the man, and she might have spilled my secrets, but I'm not out of this game by any STRETCH of the imagination! If Bulma wants to get rid of me, it's going to be a LOT more difficult than she thinks it WILL be!" / Bulma angrily says: "That LITTLE sneak! I can't BELIEVE she'd pull a stunt like THIS!!!! Although I honestly can't say I'm surprised, I should've expected something like this from her! I'll give her credit, though. She may have saved herself for now, but I STILL have the upper hand. After all, Zarbon is now in a show-mance with me, and Blonda's game has been decimated thanks to Kaput! I'll just have to double up efforts against Blonda, and next time, I'll be rid of her ONCE and for all!" (End Confessional) Sniz is in the cock-pit and says: "Okay, so no contestant ACTUALLY got eliminated THIS time, but I STILL get paid! Our journeys could take us anywhere, so don't miss the next exciting episode, our next exciting location, and our NEXT batch of exciting songs on another exciting episode of TOTAL CARTOON (sings) GLOBAL CRUISE!!!! I just SO enjoy doing that!" / Episode Notes: Featured songs in this episode are "Rio," and "Her Real Name Isn't Blonda." Bulma starts a show-mance with Zarbon, in order to further her own game, as well as throw Blonda's off. Blonda's REAL name is revealed, and her REAL name isn't Blonda, it's Rio! Tigress finally calls off her vendetta against Spongebob in this episode. / Personal Notes: Up until now, I've avoided doing an episode for this season that was purely character development. That's mostly because I still had so many characters STILL in the mix! But now that I've got it down to a somewhat manageable number, I was willing to give it a shot! I wanted to make the characters I had remaining, more complex, and explore their behaviors better. I ALWAYS intended on THIS episode, the Olympic based episode, to be a reward episode, and NOT actually eliminate an ACTUAL contestant! But Kaput needed to pay for all his sabotaging, which is why he got the shove OUT of the plane as an intern! Not only has Kaput paid for all his past mis-deeds, but it also allows me to extend the interesting Bulma/Blonda rivalry a little bit longer. / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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